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Emerald of Siam
1314 Jadwin Ave.
Richland, WA
99354
Thursday, May 28, 2015
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Friends Gave Us The Clap
BJ, the lovable scamp

As the nights warm up in these Cities of Tri, I feel that it is important to remember some good rules about the unbearable heat that is looming over us like a demonic child with a super huge and powerful hairdryer. One, drink lots of booze. Two, play some quizzes. Three, wear sunscreen. Four, drive safe. That last one sort of fits in for most seasons, as do the first two. Wait, maybe most of those are year long rules. Eh, whatever, I already wrote it and there is no way to change it now.   Big ups to past and obviously present winners Quiz Markie for getting the best score I have seen yet at any of my quizzes, only missing
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Mellow Greetings! It's me, BJ, the lovable scamp, coming to you from a building of sorts in ol' Pasco in Eastern Warshingtoneia. The desert, with one s, because you only want to meet one snake in the desert. You want beer? I have beer, that I made, with my own two hands, and lots of equipment, and sometimes other people's two hands. Been doing it for years. Its pretty good. My dad doesn't like any of the beers I make because he is a big wuss that could beat me up. But he won't, because I'm too fast. I can also write you a story, or a comic, or a movie, cause that's what I do. Kind of. You wanna go play pinball? Awesome, me too! We have so much in common. Let's chill sometime, bring our spouses, of which I have one wifal unit, and dog(s)/cat(s), of which I also have one and two units, respectively. See you tomorrow!


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Alley Katz
2019 O Street
Sacramento, CA
95811
Wednesday, May 27, 2015
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Happy Birthday to...Just About Everybody!
Taylor

What happened around nine months ago?  It’s May now, so that would put us back to the end of August/beginning of September, right?  I’m only asking because there were at least 57 people in the bar having birthdays last night so I’m trying to figure out what exactly was getting so many people in the mood for baby-makin’.  Hmmm…I guess you could be early Labor Day babies?  Other than that the only holidays I can find would be “Frankenstein Day”, “Race Your Mouse Day” and “Toasted Marshmallow Day”.  The last two could be euphemisms, I guess, but Frankenstein?  Really?  Unless we’re talking
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Can you tell a rainbow, "Hey - stop being a rainbow!"?  NO!    Such is Taylor. 

 

What can I say?  I'm a pub quiz-obsessed Geek who has an unnaturally strong affection for Star Wars, Marvel, cosplay, and just about any other nerdy thing you can think of (minus anime - I have SOME standards).  Things I hate?  How about Quentin Tarantino films, France (I'm AMerican, so I have to), the whole state of Michigan, and the show Ancient Aliens, just to name a few.  Born in the Promised Land (aka Ohio), lived in Los Angeles (aka Shit Hole), Los Alamos (aka Leave it to Beaver-ville), and now Davis, CA.  You can generally find me at the movies or at your nearest Comic Book convention - I'll be the one dressed up, so you should totally be able to spot me.

I used to be a die hard GWD player before taking on the mantle of quizinatrix - but I yelled at my teammates too much and decided I should try a new path to getting my quiz-fix before I lost any friends.  Lucky for me, the QM spot opened up at El Farol and I may or may not have traded sexual favors with several GWD employees to be given the job (if there are no photos, it never happened).  You all have been putting up with me ever since.

So since you've been on this page, I'll expect to see you at my Pub Quizes!  Oh, and bring your safety word - you're gonna need it.

 

-Taylor


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Georgetown Liquor Company
5501 Airport Way S
Seattle, WA
98108
Thursday, May 28, 2015
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The Milky Way
ChristopherRounsville

The Milky Way Quiz night’s one two three is back bitches. Ever get an extra bit of cash, and even though you’re suppose to be saving for classes, student loans, car payments, rent, utilities, dog training courses, groceries or x box live subscriptions, you just end up going to the bar? Yeah, that’s what is happening tonight. Though I couldn’t possibly miss out on the wonderful bluesy bits coming from The Mix after GLC’s Quiz night, that’s just how Georgetown works. Our Quiz Tonight! We had 4 teams participating, which means half of you went home with prizes, Mitch’s Bitches went on ahead and had 7 players,
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The Park Tavern & Restaurant
931 E 11th Ave
Denver, CO
80218
Wednesday, May 27, 2015
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Dexy's Midnight Rubbers
Yurp!

I guess my invitation got lost in the mail, but apparently two of our Park Peeps got hitched recently. Yurp, Never Go Full Miley members Julia and Paul went full retard and got themselves all matrimonied up, with rings and everything. Like they’re some kinda fancy aristocracy or some shit.   Granted, statistically speaking, they’ll most likely be divorced in the next five years. But who’s to say that they shouldn’t squirt out a pair of doomed-to-be children of divorce?   One of those children will end up being relatively well adjusted, with a stable job and maybe a broken family of their own some day.   The
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I definitely do NOT have an Illuminati Eye branded in the place where my penis used to be, SO DON"T BOTHER CHECKING!


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Jackson's All American Sports Grill (Greenwood Village)
7939 E Arapahoe Rd #190
Greenwood Village, CO
80112
Thursday, May 28, 2015
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Soon Child Services Will Have 19 Kids And Counting
Cousin Chet

Does anyone out there remember when TLC stood for “The Learning Channel?” Once upon a time, it did. Now the only thing you learn from it is who to keep your children away from. Considering the fact that in the last year they had two of their most popular shows under scrutiny due to allegations of molestation, I would not be surprised if most of the programming department has been fired. On the bright side, it makes some of the recent events of Game of Thrones seem not quite as bad. I mean, that episode two weeks ago was still pretty fucked, but at least it wasn’t happening in real life and Ramsey Bolton isn’t posing for pictures with every GOP presidential hopeful. Hey!
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AAAAHHHH!!! AH AH AAAAAHHH! OHMYGODWHATTHEYWHATTHEFUCKWHATFUCK!?!?!?!?!? NO! NOT THAT. ANYTHING BUT THAT! PLEASE OH GOD PLEASE! AAAAHHHH!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU? AAAAHHH!!! IT HURTS SO FUCKING BAD! WHY WON'T YOU JUST KILL ME? JUST LET ME DIE ALREADY, YOU FUCKING MONSTER! OH DEAR CHRIST WHAT IS THAT? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? NO. PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NO. AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Also enjoys the music of Steely Dan


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World of Beer (Belmar)
7260 W Alaska Dr
Lakewood, CO
80226
Wednesday, May 27, 2015
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Just filling in...
Who the hell moved my vagina?

A Marine was taking an urban farming course so that he could raise backyard goats between his deployments to Afghanistan. He didn’t really want to deal with the commie hippie teaching the lessons, but beggars can’t be choosers- there are not a lot of options that AREN’T commie hippie related when it comes to backyard farming. One of his practice goats was a real sumabitch. He was probably an atheist goat and he definitely hated ‘Murica. His evil weird oblong pupiled eyes looked Marine Todd up and down and just asked for confrontation. That goat looked like he might be prepared to say some stupid god hating shit, or, possibly scream like a human. The task at
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I like going places and doing things.  My top five movies of all time are: Clue, The Last Unicorn, Ghostbusters, Labyrinth and Babe: The Gallant Pig.

I read a lot. I drink beer. I hate children.  I work in an elementary school by day so this is something of a conflict.

I was the prom queen at my high school.  We only had about 30-something seniors in my graduating class, but it still counts bitches.  It still counts.


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Island Grill
2601 South Lemay Avenue #12
Scotch Pines Village
Fort Collins, CO
80525
Thursday, May 28, 2015
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Splatter. I Will Always Remember Splatter.
Sweet Adam

When I was in elementary school the Geography Bee and Spelling Bee were pretty big deals. Well at least in my tiny bowl-cut protected brain they seemed to be big deals. It was third grade and I had qualified and made it to the final two spellers. We battled it out back and forth for a few words until I was given the word splatter. Lights shining down hard on the stage and nervous as all hell I began to spell out the word: s-p-l-a-t-t-l-e-r. Yeah, totally wrong. I don’t know why it tripped me up or even why I felt the need to add in an extra L to the word. My fate was sealed as the girl I was facing spelled her next word correctly and took home a giant spelling bee trophy.
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Across the assorted continuities of the universe, there have been various interpretations of Adam. One of Adam's most notable characteristics in any form was his adamant commitment to leadership by example, and avoidance of any hypocrisy in his command. Adam is a wise and essentially upbeat battlefield general.

Other minor details about Adam's personality and personal life — for example, his dislike of rap music ("Blaster Blues" and "Quest for Survival"), which set him at odds with some music-loving characters. Adam also enjoys televised sports, most notably softball which he even plays ("The Master Builder"), as well as setting up a basketball court outside the quiz. Though Adam's personality is like that of a human man age 40-50, he is not above watching afternoon soap operas.

I like gin and tonics.


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Summit House Grill & Tap
14285 W Colfax Ave
Lakewood, CO
80401
Wednesday, May 27, 2015
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Yep, It's Definitely the Killers
Elephant Gangsta Tooth

Hey quizzers! Welcome back to another edition of the Summit House blog! This weeks quiz was a battle to the end and ended being a super close score! I want to give a shout out to the winning team, Tetra Tech Rocks. There was a large group of them who split in half to play. They were first time players, and sometimes it takes us a while to catch onto the rules. So they would get excited and shout out the answers, the rest of the bar would thank them for it, so after a while they started keeping it between themselves. But because I was set up so close to them, I got to hear a lot of their discussions during the questions.
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My name is Alison (aka Elephant Gangster Tooth) and I come from the far land of New Mexico and moved to Denver in 2013. I geek out when it comes to video games and fitness, which contradict each other nicely. I recently got married and sold my soul to my husband Jeff in exchange for an endless supply for Starbursts.