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Grim's
1512 11th Avenue
Seattle, WA
98122
[Thursday 8:00 pm]
[ 1:00 pm]
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Thursday, May 21, 2015
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The Random Musings of Chaz Bazz: The Ballad of Smashley
Chaz_Bazz

Hosting quiz last night was a blast! But who made the night really awesome was Ashley. Nick named "Smashley" for reasons I'm sure you can discern, having her there really let me know why I host quiz. So like a bard of old...here is "The Ballad of Smashley". Oh Ashley, a girl who looks like they have a nerdy flare, having fun like she doesn't care. You saw my hair and had to go right there! "That's racist" yelled one of your friends. I'm like "no" cause I welcomed it. We bonded over K2 and you knew that China was the correct answer for bonus question #1. The night went on and we sang songs and learned about Golden Things, then you left....that's where the heartache can
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Bios? I think they're hazardous to my health; that or I've played to much Resident Evil. 

So you actually came here to learn more about me? Well okay. I'm 5'4, likes Steak, Boobies and Video Games. That's all you really need to know.

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You need more? 

Well ask me out or buy me a drink and you can know more. Or like, ya know, come see me host a quiz or three. DO EEET.  


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ButaPub
315 Gregory Street
Rochester, NY
14620
[Thursday 8:00 pm]
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Thursday, May 21, 2015
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Quiz for a Cause for the Ages
QM Kwi

                Holy philanthropic Geeks! Last night’s Quiz for a cause was, to say the least, I believe a smashing success. Twenty nine freakin’ teams and almost every one of you donated your hard earned greenbacks to the Yong Women’s College Prep Charter School of Rochester! And who says us geeks don’t have souls? Well…                 There was that one time I saw a girl fall down in the snow because she was in heels. I laughed instead of offering to help her. But I think that’s socially acceptable;
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Jake Kwi hails from the lands to the west of the great city of Rochester. Birthed in the time of the Coldest War, he has the heart to match. 

He once ate 13 dozen clams in one sitting.

Has traversed the great plains of Kanada.

Is a Sith Lord. (No matter how much he wants to be a Jedi Master).

Is a professional bagpiper. (No, really).

Once got a pat on the head from Sean Connery. (No, really).

Is your Quizmaster; YOU WILL OBEY.

 

All glory to the QUIZ 

 

Schedule:

 

Monday: Lovin' Cup Monday at 8:00 pm.

 

Tuesday: Jeremiah's Tavern on Monroe at 8:00 pm

 

Thursday: ButaPub at 8:00 pm.


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Buck & Badger Northwoods Lodge
115 State St
Madison, WI
53703
[Tuesday 8:00 pm]
[Thursday 8:00 pm]
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Wednesday, May 13, 2015
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I AM THE JPEG OF JACK'S LEFTOVER PIZZA
Chris

I am the jpeg of Jack's leftover pizza. I sat in his email inbox for quite a long time. A week or so, give or take. Just a jpeg though. I am quite an inedible bundle of ones and zeros that when properly unpacked and assembled, would look like a slice of Papa Murphy's pizza that was ordered, but uneaten on May 13th at The Capital Brewery. The pizza was eventually eaten, sure, but me, the jpeg of the pizza, went unused until this very moment when a blog post as finally assembled in order to regale the reader with entertaining recappings of (usually more recent) quizzery.   Being in an email inbox is not so bad, really. I got to hang out with that email from your mother,
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Just a North Carolina boy eating and drinking his way through Wisconsin one day at a time.


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The Iron Bear
121 W 8th St
Austin, TX
78701
[Thursday 8:00 pm]
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Thursday, May 21, 2015
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Homecoming, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying And Love Your Mom
The R-U-E

Hello Iron Bear!   Good god damn, it’s good to be home.   There are two things that every Quizmaster loves to hear when returning to a quiz after a week away. The first is “your sub was great!” Geeks Who Drink is very particular about who we hire to host quizzes – as many of you who were in attendance when we trained a new QM a few weeks ago can attest, being a Quizmaster isn’t as easy as we make it look. Additionally, we put a whole lot of energy and work into building an audience for our quizzes, since
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The warrior known now as Quizmaster Chris was born immortal in the Scottish highlands in the 1500's. He was able to keep his clan's secret for centuries until being discovered by Sean Connery in New York in 1985. LaRue escaped to live another day, and Connery played himself in the film adaptation of the encounter.

 

Quizmaster Chris loves Batman, tetrahydrocannibinol, Catholic whiskey, and anything covered in queso.


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Acme Bar
925 S. 8th Street
Colorado Springs, CO
80905
[Thursday 8:00 pm]
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Thursday, May 21, 2015
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No, Doctor, It Is Decidedly NOT Safe...
Dark Lord of Quiz

Man, the 1980s were a weird time, weren't they? There was the whole promise OF THE FUTURE but yet we were really still coming off the weird "me me me" hangover of the 1970s. Fashion and music was all over the map, music videos were catching on thanks to more and more households having access to the TeeVees and this led to some...Well, let's call them "adequate efforts" in the whole "short filmmaking" department. Two things that come to mind for me immediately would be the video for Eye of the Tiger, which is borderline creepy molesty stalkery and then just the whole "whoa, did Jim Croce not die? did he morph with Mario and become Matthew Wilder" confusion of Matthew Wilder who had
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Derek Knight had a realllly good bio written and then, in a moment of hubris, decided to change his nickname and the damn thing disappeared. Blah blah graphic artist blah magician, blah blah former radio DJ, blah not really funny blah something about Quizmaster of the Year blah blah has a kid so you know he totally puts out blah is from Colorado Springs blah blah but isn't a racist blah likes tacos blah. Listen, I have some top secret clown business to attend to, so I'll be needing your vehicle, ok?


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Third Base (South Park Meadows)
9600 S I H 35
Austin, TX
78748
[Thursday 7:30 pm]
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Thursday, May 21, 2015
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Shine Bright like Neil Diamond, Ya'll!
AdamSweeney

We flashed more bling in our quiz than Mr. T last night, what with a diamond AND gold round that brought merriment to many quiz teams. We also got to hear some jokes about Miley Cyrus, who is the entertainment equivalent of a cheap imitation gold necklace that leaves a green mark around your neck after you wear it. Who would have guessed Billy Ray Cyrus would be the most talented performer in that family?   It's crazy how good Iron Beaver, victor of last night's quiz, is at this point. I'm not saying that they're a dynasty but there are ancestors in China calling them up to get some history lessons. Ya get it? Because there
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Buck & Badger Northwoods Lodge
115 State St
Madison, WI
53703
[Tuesday 8:00 pm]
[Thursday 8:00 pm]
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Thursday, May 07, 2015
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PICTURE OF A DRAGON FTW!!!
Chris

Lots of fun stuff happened last night. Mainly I said "Honolulu" a whole bunch cuz it made me and the scorekeeper giggle, but there were other things too, like, the team PICTURE OF A DRAGON who literally just drew a different picture of a dragon on each of their score-sheets. You can check em all out over there on the left. G'head, go and do that, and then come back.   OK, you back? Good. Wasn't that fun? I wouldn't lie to you about dragons. Another fun thing last night was how great Norm MacDonald is. He elevated "making fun of OJ Simpson" to a legitimate art form, and we got to hear a little bit of it in Round 7. I couldn't stop laughing each time I heard it. Norm's
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Just a North Carolina boy eating and drinking his way through Wisconsin one day at a time.


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Nighthawk Brewery
2780 Industrial Ln
Broomfield, CO
80020
[Thursday 7:00 pm]
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Thursday, May 21, 2015
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Watch U Talkin About Willus
StephenDeLiberis

This battle was tighter than a conservatives ass at a pot smoking convention.  Great stuff here!!  However, Apocalypse Ponies were able to eek out a win over Tommy Wiseman's Acting School  by just 1 point.  The battle for Ass Last Place was JUST as close as Tardy but You Like It used a well placed joker to squeak out of gutter.  You would have thought they won the Stanley Cup with
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