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Port Chester Hall
3 Broad Street
Port Chester, NY
10573
Tuesday, May 26, 2015
[Tuesday's @ 8:00 pm]
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Everyone Still Hates Fred Phelps
AJ

Or at least I do. It's become a bit passe to assume that anyone and everyone that's that purely and outspokenly against the LGBTQ+ community is simply acting out some bizarre and incredible need to prove their heterosexuality to themselves. I think we all know the truth now, though, and it's that Fred Phelps was as gay as the day is long. Honestly, anyone that spends that much time thinking about how people are fornicating and it makes their god sad is probably someone that would like to, at least a little bit, make their god sad (ya know, by fuckin'). Think about it, Fred Phelps with a couple of hands full of cock, gleefully stroking the members of the members of his congregation,
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There's always so much to say and so little words to say it.


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Billy's On Burnet
2105 Hancock Dr
Austin, TX
78756
Wednesday, May 27, 2015
[Wednesday's @ 7:00 pm]
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No one told me it was QuizMaster Appreciation Week!
Specific Heat

Hey there, quizzers!We got off to a touching start, as before quiz even began a team gave me a framed letter of Quizmaster appreciation. Granted, it was a parody of a letter that one of my students gave me for Teacher Appreciation Day, and granted, they plagiarised off a 15-year-old girl, but it was still sweet. And very hilarious. Thanks guys <3 :').Once quiz did get started, we had a round in which we did some wordplay with military ranks, and a music round that wasn't as sexy as the round theme implied. Then you had to tell me if the real, new gizmo that I described was worth more or less than the dollar amount I gave you. You knew when you heard the word "dongle"
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QM'd in Houston for a bit, relocated to Austin, and have been PARTYING LIKE CRAZY here in ATX for almost two years. And by partying, I mean quizmastering. Because I'm way too lame to actually party.


But seriously I'm an awesome Quizmaster.


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The Black Diamond
9614 East Sprague Avenue
Spokane Valley, WA
99206
Tuesday, May 26, 2015
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Hark the Hairy Angles Sing!
That tall guy who talks a lot during the quiz...

I have absolutely no idea why I chose that title. Maybe you can explain it to me. :)   Last night's quiz at The Black Diamond was a blast. It was tough though! You guys killed it!   We had some new players in the building last night. I hope they had fun. I think they had fun. They had fun. I'm sure of it. Thanks to our veterans who invited the newbs. You rock!   Ok. To the meat of the quiz hoagie: Team "Up and Adam" were brand spankin' new to the quiz and, while they took home Best Place, they did so in style! Look at those scores! Very nice!  Team "Mhm" brought
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Check out the blog! 


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Alamo Drafthouse
180 Portage Street
Kalamazoo, MI
49007
Wednesday, May 27, 2015
[Wednesday's @ 8:00 pm]
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Come on Dezy
Lady Brett

We might not have had a dance off or costumes or t-shirt bazooka, but it was a lovely evening of pub quiz action at the Alamo Drafthouse. We welcomed rounds about strawberries and falling, as well as one featuring the price points on newfangled gizmos. That's right folks, a sweet Skully helmet can be yours for only $1,500! My personal highlight from the evening was the inclusion of Come on Eileen in the first audio round. Just this past week, Joe (the husband) and I heard that song and decided to memorize the performing artist. We thought for sure it would come up in quiz someday and neither of us (at the time) knew who was the one hit wonder. I think I speak
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I'm living the dream in Kalamazoo! Originally from Dallas, I grew up in a small town in the Rocky Mountains (not South Park) before moving to Colorado Springs. There, I learned the magic that is pub quiz. I consider myself a true rags-to-riches character - a girl who simply went to quiz one or two nights a week for years, and now is the first Geeks Who Drink Quizmaster in Michigan. When I'm not pub quizzing, I'm visiting art galleries, enjoying a craft brew, or chilling with my cliche family (husband, dog, and cat). 


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Cassidy's Irish Pub
601 North Water Street
Corpus Christi, TX
78401
Wednesday, May 27, 2015
[Wednesday's @ 8:00 pm]
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Earth Movers
AdrianTrevino

ts the simple things in life that makes life enjoyable. No, no, I'm not talking about watching a person fall down a manhole, or anything morbid like that; I'm talking about things like... The local utilities office finally switched on the gas to your house so you can take hot showers Your roommate, who knows how to mess with your mind on an expert level (without using console commands), calls you and tells you he'll have the rent for you when you need it The other roommate, whom you figured would probably be the hardest to get rent from, actually has it and gives it to you before you even ask You and your supervisor both get whats going on
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OH GOSH, THERE'S SUPPOSED TO BE SOMETHING EXTREMELY FUNNY HERE, BUT I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING FUNNY TO PUT HERE, OH GOSH OH GOSH, WHAT AM I DOING I CAN'T COMPUTER TODAY.

 

Anyways! I love QMing, it beats the living HELL out of my day job; I play guitar and absolutely love Death Metal, and I like wearing cuban shirts and smoking cigars and watching Star Trek. I also like making dumb jokes.  I tend to stay towards the middle of the road when it comes to... well, anything. I also do a lot of referential humor, so this only helps but serve that purpose. And the purpose of having a night to go to a bar to drink. Yes.

 

Well.

 

Good on 'ya.


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Fado Irish Pub (Chicago)
100 West Grand Avenue
Chicago, IL
60654
Wednesday, May 27, 2015
[Wednesday's @ 7:00 pm]
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All the Gadgets You Never Knew You Needed
Rhino

A few weeks ago, I was lucky enough to have a Price is Right-style round centered on camping gear. Doing my best Rod Roddy, I give you an item and a price, and you tell me if the actual retail price (that part said with my best Bob Barker) is higher or lower than the price I gave.   Proving that geek-lightening can strike twice, I got to do it again tonight. Even better, the items up for bid were various high-tech gadgets. I consider myself a bit of a tech-head (the Moto 360 is on my wish list, if any of you are feeling really really generous), but some of these items I didn’t even know existed until it was time to research tonight’s quiz.
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Josh was born in 1983, and then suddenly, ninjas.


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The Glenn
11140 Irma Dr
Northglenn, CO
80233
Tuesday, May 26, 2015
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This quiz was brought to you by a sad number 8
Jeremy "Murder She Wrote" C

Milennials will only sleep with 8 people on average. That was the saddest bit of news I ever read. I mean, why even bother? Also, who did they interview? Did they get their survey from somewhere in the bible belt where people are waiting for marriage? I just don't understand that. I passed up 8 before I was 25. To all the young people out there, don't settle. Always keep looking for the best person for you. If they don't make you happy or make you say OOOOH, don't stay with them. You can do better than that. Maybe the Gen X crowd are just a bunch of promiscuous sex fiends. I can't confirm or deny that. All I know is that I would have hated to have stopped at 8. I would have never learned what
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Hello, my name is Jeremy and I'm a geek who drinks. What does it mean to be a geek who drinks? I have random knowledge on things like music. I can quote Pulp Fiction like it's no one's business. On my GPS Darth Vader tells me where to go. That's the fun part. The bad part is I also drink. When I drink, I write blogs that have the word "fuck" in it a lot. I make up stories of things that happened in my mind. I also delete my own bio and really don't remember doing it. Thankfully though, I never sucked dick for coke. That was Bob Saget. 

The moral of the story, it's ok to be a geek who drinks, in fact I encourage it. I encourage you to come down to my venue on a Monday or a Tuesday and drink it out with me. I'll quiz you, you give me right answers, and don't be a dick and shout anything out. 


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Finnegan's Ashburn
44050 Ashburn Shopping Plaza #199
Ashburn, VA
20147
Wednesday, May 27, 2015
[Wednesday's @ 8:00 pm]
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The Flash
DeweyNelson

The people of Finnegan's are a passionate people, as I may have illustrated earlier.  Tonight proved to me just how beloved and cherished the Geeks Who Drink Pub Quiz is to them.  Once the scores were read and the spoils awarded, the teams were off! Surly to prepare for their upcoming weekday morning grown-uperies (it's totally a word). The full bar came to a screeching whisper (totally makes sense and is not a contradiction) just after the quiz came to it's finality. This only goes to prove that these people were there fore just one thing... ME!
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Dewey is the best Quizmaster who hosts at Finnegan's on Wednesdays who is named Dewey.