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Tap Root
3300 Spenard Rd
Anchorage, AK
99503
Sunday, Sep 25, 2016
[Sundays @ 6:30 pm]
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Tap Root Quizzliness
Katelynn

What a fun fun quiz! We had 11 teams, and the winners of the top spot were Check out your boobs at the library, a fantastic suggestion. In second place we had Nope no team name, and in third place we had PARTY SLUTS!. In the coveted Not Last place we had We're Here for the Gang Bang! Come see us again next week for more quizzly fun!
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Dante's Fire
2526 E Grant Rd
Tucson, AZ
85719
Monday, Sep 26, 2016
[Mondays @ 8:00 pm]
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A flapping potato with butthole lips walks into a bar
Quizmaster Zero: Scoobses Edition

I suppose with the blog this evening I could take the easy route and do a parody of the Presidential Debate.  However, I didn’t see it and to be honest I feel like the jokes would all just be softballed in.  I’m sure there are already plenty of memes, gifs, and general shenanigans all over the interwebs; you kids don’t need another one.  If you've ever sat with me while imbibing a bucket full of booze, you know that the conversation can be pretty awesome, and then completely random.  The reason behind this is that even whilst drunk, my brain will often make 5 or 6 connections before my mouth decides to work again.  Here, let me give you an
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Craft Kitchen and Brewery
803 SW Industrial Way #202
Bend, OR
97701
Monday, Sep 26, 2016
[Mondays @ 7:00 pm]
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Welcome to the Family!
Austin

Wow. Check out that view! One of the many things we love about our new venue at Craft Kitchen and Brewery in fabulous Bend, OR. Thant’s right. In addition to our Tuesday gig, we are now hosting on Monday nights in the heart of Bend.  Located between the Old Mill District and downtown, Craft is a great example of what makes this city so special.  A unique menu, house-made beers, friendly staff and a great view of the Deschutes river awaited us as we geeked out tonight! The amazing view of the river comes served with some of Bends most unique plates. Think southern cuisine prepared with a twist. Burnt ends, collard greens and watermelon salsa were just a few of
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Pitfire Artisan Pizza (West Hollywood)
801 N Fairfax Ave #101
Los Angeles, CA
90046
Monday, Sep 26, 2016
[Mondays @ 8:00 pm]
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West Coast is Truly the Best Coast
Hadji

So as I’m sure you’re all aware, there was a presidential debate tonight.  Now I’m not going to sit here and talk politics with you, but I will say that I kinda want to laugh at the poor schmucks who live on the east coast, who may have had to choose between playing their quiz or watching the debate.  That’s a tough multitasking proposition.  Luckily, we live on the west coast, so we were able to watch the entirety of the debate, and then have a delightful Monday night quiz. Speaking of, we had a tie for second place tonight, with the personal-ad-themed Lindsey [LAST NAME REDACTED], single, looking 4 hot bearded man 2 love taking
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At some point it may come out that I'm from Cleveland, so let's get one thing clear: you may think you know sports failure, but I was born in it, molded by it. The factory of sadness runs eternally. (Except for the Buckeyes, shutup)


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Glass Half Full (Lakeline)
14028 U.S. 183
Austin, TX
78717
Monday, Sep 26, 2016
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I Told You About Losing My Virginity… THEN It Got Real Awkward…
The Freshmaker (QMOTY*IV)

And here I thought that would be the most cringe-inducing moment at our little get-together… Little did any of us know that someone would suffer a HEART ATTACK mere feet away from us while they were watching the first Presidential debate. Let this be a lesson to all of us… watch Donald Trump in high-definition on a movie screen can be extremely hazardous to your health. Honestly, I was never the same afterwards. You have to realize how incredibly awkward it is to try to be funny and joke around when there’s two EMTs and a fire engine with their lights a’ whirling about ten feet from our quiz teams. Oh, and having your voice amplified
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By day I work on getting carpal tunnel, by night I dance for your amuesment.

All I ask is that you draw me like one of your French girls. 

I love Rick & Morty and venues that serve mozzarella sticks.

I've been QM'ing since October 2010 and have loved every minute of it.  I'm actually sitting here counting the minutes until I can work on next week's quiz.  One... two... three... fourteen... seventy... eleven hundred... one jillion...

... I'm also crap at math.


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Teller's Taproom & Kitchen
1990 Youngfield Street
Lakewood, CO
80215
Monday, Sep 26, 2016
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Large viewership for a dumpster fire.
Jeremy "Murder She Wrote" C

I want to thank all of you for coming out instead of watching that dumpster fire we call a Presidential Debate. Here is what you missed. Trump is having issues with using cocaine. Sniffing loudly after every single sentence. Maybe it's not cocaine, maybe he has a disease that will kill him soon. He is obviously not fit to be president. One person was on that stage looking presidential and the other was on that stage sounding like an angry person shouting get off my lawn. Lots of mudslinging and bragging about businesses owned. You were smart to come to see me instead of watching this shit show. Please, do not let this orange idiot near the White House. Wait, he's building property down the
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Hello, my name is Jeremy and I'm a geek who drinks. What does it mean to be a geek who drinks? I have random knowledge on things like music. I can quote Pulp Fiction like it's no one's business. On my GPS Darth Vader tells me where to go. That's the fun part. The bad part is I also drink. When I drink, I write blogs that have the word "fuck" in it a lot. I make up stories of things that happened in my mind. I also delete my own bio and really don't remember doing it. Thankfully though, I never sucked dick for coke. That was Bob Saget. 

The moral of the story, it's ok to be a geek who drinks, in fact I encourage it. I encourage you to come down to my venue on a Monday and drink it out with me. I'll quiz you, you give me right answers, and don't be a dick and shout anything out. 


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Rose & Thistle Pub
2314 NE Broadway St
Portland, OR
97232
Monday, Sep 26, 2016
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And Then There Were Four...
Johnny D

Wow, was I disappointed to walk into the otherwise-always-lovely Rose & Thistle pub in Northeast Portland, and find the Presidential Debate to be on with tables and tables of people watching, with the audio turnt up. I feel it bodes poorly for getting started with Geeks Who Drink Pub Quiz(!) in an efficient manner, including making it tough to grab a table for most of our regular teams. I am hoping it only lasts an hour (it is 6 minutes till 7 pm now).   Nope. It lasts two hours. Right up until the start time of tonight’s Pub Quiz.   Okay, okay, I was a little overly
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Jack Quinn's Irish Alehouse & Pub
21 S. Tejon St.
Colorado Springs, CO
80903
Monday, Sep 26, 2016
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But Have You Tried the OYSTERS!?
Dark Lord of Quiz

So I guess the first debate happened on Monday evening. And so did Monday Night Football. And Dancing With the Stars. And apparently a bunch of stuff that WASN’T quiz. Monday was pretty packed, you guys. OH, also QUIZ happened on Monday evening which is really the only thing you should care about. Speaking of Monday evening quiz, we had quite the big fun at Jack Quinn’s in Colorado Springs. 8 big teams threw their proverbial hats into the proverbial ring to vie for the actual power and glory. Listen, money off your bar tab at the end of the night qualifies
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Derek Knight had a realllly good bio written and then, in a moment of hubris, decided to change his nickname and the damn thing disappeared. Blah blah graphic artist blah magician, blah blah former radio DJ, blah not really funny blah something about Quizmaster of the Year blah blah has a kid so you know he totally puts out blah is from Colorado Springs blah blah but isn't a racist blah likes tacos blah. Listen, I have some top secret clown business to attend to, so I'll be needing your vehicle, ok?


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Harvest House
331 E Hickory St
Denton, TX
76201
Monday, Sep 26, 2016
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Don't go to Buc-ee's on an Empty Stomach
Dirty Nick

Since I make the drive from Denton to Ft. Worth every night after the end of quiz, I usually stop at Buc-ee's to fill up my gas tank. Both Buc-ee's and the QuikTrip across the highway usually are significantly cheaper than any other gas stations anywhere else between FTW and Denton, so I go with Buc-ee's since it is on the southbound side of the highway. Tonight, I made the mistake of going in to see if anything looked good. I ended up walking out spending almost $50. I got turkey jerky, fudge, a chicken fajita burrito, an apple pie eggroll thing, candied cashews, a drink and a bag of candy. I didn't need any of that stuff, but damn if it wasn't a joy filled ride home. Tonight's
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Blue Star Cafe & Pub
4512 Stone Way North
Seattle, WA
98103
Monday, Sep 26, 2016
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There was a debate on TV tonight, but we're not going to talk about that
Ivan the Adequate

This week’s winners: It’s looking like A Team Named Slickback keeps winning first place just by virtue of being the first team to show up. Remember: early is on time, on time is late, and late is unacceptable. Words to live by.   Best/worst team name of the week: I’m not sure this even qualifies, but on team tonight literally just drew a picture of a dead giraffe as their team name. So there’s that.   Best/worst guess of the week: I’m not as taken aback by the suggestion of Bob Saget being one of the most highly paid actors in TV history
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Lone Star Taps and Caps (Lewisville)
4740 State Hwy 121 #500
Lewisville, TX
75056
Monday, Sep 26, 2016
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A Death So Sudden
St. Jimmy

Tonight was a night of firsts. We had the first presidential debate, and I finally won my first game of the season in fantasy football (Bless you Marvin Jones Jr.). The most important first of the night was the very first Sudden Death at Taps & Caps-Lewisville. We are four months into the quiz and while we have had some close ones, we have never had a tie after round 8. It came down to Insert Daniel’s Penis Joke and Brewery Decimal System. Insert Daniel’s Penis Joke hoped to be victorious as their regular foes did not show up this night and it looked like they would take the top prize, but the Brewery Decimal System
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I am the Digital Production Librarian at Southern Methodist University. I am a graduate of Louisiana State University with two degrees. I obtained my Bachelor of Arts in History in 2009 and a Masters of Library and Information Science in 2011. I currently live in Dallas with my wife Felicia Williamson, Archivist at the Dallas Holocaust Museum. I enjoy the works of famed author Richard Castle, playing ice hockey, and cheering on the bad guys in professional wrestling.


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Palmer Brewery & Cider House
2924 Girard Blvd NE
Albuquerque, NM
87107
Thursday, Sep 22, 2016
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Jade's Green but I'm Greener.
Jessica

First of all, how about that beer at Palmer Brewery and Cider house?? And that service from Jade? Those who were there, you know what I'm talking about... those who weren't, get your butts over to that brewery before the few remaining seats are filled with visitors visiting Rob's visionary vices that vividly blur vision. And soon... his own, Burque-brewed cider. What?? As for the geeks who accompanied said drinks, bravo to "Oh Brad!" the winning team of last night's intensely intelligent competition. Brad was not among them, but... damn it, Janet, he'd have loved to see them kick butt like they did. Following closely in second was "Don't Fuck Up", an ever encouraging combo
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Wyman's No. 5
2037 E. 13th Ave
Denver, CO
80206
Monday, Sep 26, 2016
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I’ve Got Your Debate Right Here.
Who Brought that Girl?

Go Phillip, go Phillip! I got mono, the dreaded kissing disease, near the end of my senior year of high school. Boy, was it bad. I almost didn’t get to walk with everyone because my energy was so low. I look back at pictures of that day, and I look frighteningly ill. Anyway, when I had this awful infection, my uvula swelled so much that I was trying to swallow it. I didn’t know. That’s my uvula story. Doesn’t everyone have one? Ahhhh, I love it when I have an opportunity to talk about Xanadu.  I was mesmerized with that movie when I was a kid. I’m still mesmerized by the soundtrack. I’m alive! And the world shines on me today! Xaaaanadu,
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It has been said that I play too much Hall and Oates. How can that be a bad thing?


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The Foundry
2303 Pittman St.
Dallas, TX
75208
Monday, Sep 26, 2016
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The week without bonuses
Nicole

Some weeks you win big and some weeks literally no one gets the bonuses correct for most of the night.  Seriously 3 rounds with not a single correct answer.  That NEVER happens!!!  And yet somehow tonight it did.  I wouldn't be too proud about that.  We also learned tonight that no one saw Transformers:Dark of the Moon so you're still winners in my eyes. As most of you now know we are living through the Brangelina breakeup of 2016.  This year has brought a lot of heartbreak and we've lost a lot of amazing people but I could not care less about Brangelina.  As a point, I'm generally not too concerned with celebrity relationships.  It's
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“You wanna party? It’s $500 for kissing and $10,000 for snuggling; end of list.”


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Harry's Bar & Grill
1430 Commonwealth Ave.
Brighton, MA
02135
Monday, Sep 26, 2016
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Tito-Mania III: Civil Tito
Play Freebird!

Current Champions: Bananaland! Former Champions: High Flyers     Luke Cage is coming out next week. Also The Weeknd surprised us with a Daft Punk featured single.  Anyway, here’s my recap and ramblings of a few things tonight, known as my Notent Notables:     -Shameless Plug  (R1): Round 1 featured Titos and Tito’s. Tito’s sponsored our night and were able to provide an extra $50 to the prize pool. We were reminded of the glory days of UFC with Tito Ortiz before all their stars got scrapped for doping scandals.     -Needs
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Hello Quizzers! The name is Jay and this Quizmaster's story begins in Skokie, Illinois, but since very few people from the Boston-area know where that is, let's just call it Chicago; I mean, its a direct subway line and only two towns over....FINE, I grew up in a suburb, are you happy now? Graduated from Babson College in 2013 with a Bachelor's in Business Administration and a Master's in Accounting. I'm a nerd by day, and a geek by night. Decided to stay out here and give this East-coast thing a shot. I like to follow the Vin Diesel school of Geekdom. If you want to compare lifts and gym routines, I'll be there; but if you want to geek out, and I mean if you REALLY want to geek out, I'm your go-to-guy. -Music? 5x year attendee of Lollapalooza Music Festival, 3x Karaoke champion in 2008. I will stand firmly behind the idea that RHCP needs John Frusciante, Progressive R&B is the music of the future, and that Drum & Bass is the best EDM sub-genre. -Video Games? Been playing since Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on the NES, and haven't stopped since. FPS, MOBA, JRPG, MMORPG, whatever the hell Katamari Damacy was (other than completely awesome), I got you covered. -TV? I may or may not still reference lines from Archer, South Park, Futurama, and the Simpsons on a daily basis. -Movies? Been watching them constantly since my dad made me watch Bloodsport with Jean-Claude Van Damme at age 5. Favorite View Askew (Kevin Smith) comedies are Clerks and Chasing Amy, least favorites are Mallrats and Clerks II; I refuse to count Jersey Girl as an actual member of that universe. -General Geekiness? I had a 3-month stint as Dungeon Master for my D&D group, I hosted a LAN-party about a week before writing this bio, and I make sure to check IGN, Kotaku, and Reddit on a daily (closer to hourly)-basis With all that said, I hope to see you on the quizzing battlegrounds soon. Drink Responsibly, Geek Recklessly


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Fado (Columbus)
4022 Townsfair Way, Easton Town Center
Columbus, OH
43219
Monday, Sep 26, 2016
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What does palindromic mean?
EricBurch

There are changes in the air. The presidential race actually started tonight (and thankfully you didn't want to watch tonight). They've turned on the heat lamps outside at Fado Irish Pub (kind of). And we may have seen a shift in our quiz as well. Super weird audio rounds tonight that people were clearly no prepared for, judging by the uncharacteristic lack of jokers. Round eight was especially punishing, as many teams looked for points late and did not find any help late. The round two jokers shined this week! The Incipient Return Of Bass Ale Chicken (please) were tied going into the final round but fell just short for second place. Tonight belonged to Fact Checking
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