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Chester V's
2505 Oregon Street
Oshkosh, WI
54904
Tuesday, Aug 30, 2016
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Phoning it in
Chase Mitchell

All right, so I have to say that doing two quizzes in a day is pretty tiring. My voice was even weakening by the end of the night. But hey, we had a pretty easy one at Chester V’s. I was totally at the top of my game… not. Between mispronouncing stuff, thinking that somebody said my name, and losing track of where we were, you’d think I was new at this. Thank god it wasn’t a super crowded night. I swear to god that one of the teams has another Chase on it though. Some kind of terrible imposter who stole my name. How dare you. Congratulations to everyone though. Tonight was still fun even though I was tired. Pondscum was upbeat as ever.
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Moe's Original Bar-B-Que (Englewood)
3295 S Broadway
Englewood, CO
80113
Tuesday, Aug 30, 2016
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We all gotta duck, when the shit hits the fan.
Kent

Hello everybody. Thanks for coming down to Moe’s BBQ  tonight for some tender smoky Pub Quiz. It was an action packed night full of information and mind-blowing revelations  that we all found astounding. You could hear the jaws dropping and the cliché record scratch as I revealed shocking answers after each scoring break.   Boy, that Kanye West sure says some stupid stuff. But say what you like about him, he is a man that appreciates a Persian rug with cherub imagery.  And a big fat ass.   I feel like each week I am forced to spend a little time explaining to you why I hate The Spin Doctors. I should not need to do this.
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Bethany Public House
4840 Northwest Bethany Boulevard
Portland, OR
97229
Tuesday, Aug 30, 2016
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Poop poop
Christie B

Poop poop poop I’ve been waiting for a quiz round about poop. I’ve been a Quizmaster for about 9 months, and I’ve been looking forward to my first poop related round. It was a special day for me. Apparently I’m gross, and I don’t have that much exciting stuff going on in my life because it brought me such joy. Anwho, we had a wicked fun quiz tonight! Round 1 was Recently in Stuff, and there were two questions about the VMAs. Another appropriate question would have been “How many minutes was Beyonce’s VMA performance?” The answer is 16, which is a lot of minutes. But I’m ok with it because it was incredible.
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Hiya buddies! I'm Christie. I originally come from Cape Cod, MA where I grew up proudly as a Masshole. I relocated to Hillsboro, OR for a job in high tech. So far, Oregon is treating me well, except since everything's so green here, I'm allergic to all of it. Come see me at Bethany Public House on Tuesday nights at 7:00PM.


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Brew of A Sports Grill (Formerly Schrier's Sports Grill)
1118 East 6th Street
Tucson, AZ
85719
Tuesday, Aug 30, 2016
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Stupid Alexander Hamilton and his Fiscal Responsibility
Mitchicus Mathematicus

It's been a couple of weeks, but it was good to be back at Brew of A for another fun night of quiz. There were familiar faces and a couple new ones, all longing to reign as quizzers supreme. While there was the tension of Kyle possibly losing his beard, in the end I hope everyone had a great time. Next week is our 1-year anniversary of quiz. I am totes excited! I just said "totes" like an on fleek Snapchat yolo-ist. But, seriously, this has been a crazy year and I can't help but thank every one of you who has come out to quiz with us at formerly Schrier's and now Brew of A. I've got my own big milestone coming up this week as well. It's-a my birthday, and I am scared as hell. As
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Howdy, all. Mitch here. I'm an Arizona-grown U of A alum with a job teaching students that Math doesn't have to suck. I've been quizzing with friends for three years and have been loving it ever since. Now as a QM, I just need to work on the whole talking and blogging thing. 

I am a huge retro gamer. I should have won the Star Fox Weekend leather jacket as a kid, and I did win a Nintendo Wii playing Guitar Hero. I'm sadly lacking in knowledge of all the "cool" games kids play these days, but I'm still down with the classics. I'm also a fan of bad movies and mozzarella cheesesticks. 

Other life accomplishments include being published in "Highlights" magazine, going on Wheel of Fortune, meeting Walter Jones the power ranger, beating Super Metroid in 80 minutes with 100% completion, and never going to Senior Prom.


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Alley Katz (Midtown)
2019 O Street
Sacramento, CA
95811
Tuesday, Aug 30, 2016
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One Year Anniversary For Josh!!!
Josh Prime

Hey Geeks! What an amazing quiz we had this evening. Tonight was my one year anniversary! Some might call it a "quizaversary" if they were looking to invent cool new words - or just make portmanteaus. Regardless, tonight was awesome! Not only was this a drinking quiz for JoshPrime, it was also a training night for our new quizmaster, Nick. It was also an audition for Cara! There were cupcakes and candles and other awesomeness to celebrate me being your fearless host for an entire year. Actually, I take back being fearless... Heights can fuck right off. Anyways, quiz was really fun. Cara read us the first round and did
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Hey Friends, I'm Josh Prime and I am from the most hated state in the country, New Jersey (seriously, they did studies). Whatever, I don't have to pump my own gas and never make left turns so... deal with it. Sometimes I mispronounce things and blame being from Jersey too, maybe that's why people hate the state. Aside from my Jersey pride, I am all about pop culture and video games (Nick Arcade anyone?... Anyone?). I keep suggesting a round on 90's Nickelodeon, I want to see everyone rocking out to the All That Theme song - remember when that was a thing? It's been real, it's been fun, its been real fun. See ya at the quiz.


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Conservatory Food Hall & Beer Garden
1010 Prairie St.
Houston, TX
77002
Tuesday, Aug 30, 2016
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A Brief History of Air Guitar At Quiz…
CLAY-TON, The Impostor

It was last fall. I’d been working in a routine of subbing all over town, building up a resume that now includes 20+ venues in the Houston metro area. I was at my first solo venue, a place I’d subbed at few times before (and would work a few times more before taking regular Tuesday night gigs). The tie was for third place. The Geeks Who Drink rulebook dictates that any ties for placement resulting in the winning of a prize that isn’t 1st place must be decided by a game of the Quizmaster’s discretion. I like to Rock, and so I go with an Air Guitar-Off.   The track I pick for this contest is “Back In Black”. According to my
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Schmizza Public House
2602 S. Santiam Highway
Lebanon, OR
97355
Tuesday, Aug 30, 2016
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A Quiz With A Fresh Coat of PowerPaint
Kyle

I AM BACK AND I AM LEGEND.  You guys remember that movie? The most recent one, the Will Smith one. You all know the story with that movie, right? Like, the whole point of the title is that, as the last man in New York City, and experimenting on the creatures to find a cure, he becomes their monster of legend, the thing they fear.  He is the villain of the story.  And there was an ending to that effect where Will Smith gives back the test subject he has when he sees that the creatures assaulting him are sentient, and communicating, and clearly interested in saving one of their own rather than being ravenous monsters out for blood. BUT NO, let’s just have him blow
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Shotski's Wood Fired Pizza
1230 State St
Salem, OR
97301
Tuesday, Aug 30, 2016
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Summer's out for Summer!
The Warden

               Well, I think tonight was an Omen that Summer is over. And I am for one, am happy to hear that. I’ve never enjoyed Summers, and let me tell you why. SWEATING: I sweat just standing. Seriously, doing nothing. Pit stains, boob sweat, dripping down my forehead. I carry a rag to wipe my sweat away. I hate it. It’s uncomfortable and doesn’t always look great when I’m serving people their beers. I work pretty much outside, so I can’t avoid it. TV IS (pretty much) SHIT: Nothing to watch, and when there is, there’s not much of it. Thankfully now we have
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A former drag queen and banjo player. I am all about beer and whiskey, particularly single malt scotches. A native Oregonian, I absorb all of it's niches and prefer the rain over a sunny day. Nerdisms include 90s cartoons, music and pop culture and all pre-2000s pro wrestling. Growing up I wanted to be a pro wrestler named the Warden. Today I binge on Last week tonight,netflix series, NPR weekend (primarily a Prairie Home Companion) and RuPaul's drag race (expect a lot of blogs about that). My number one goal in life is to either be on the price is right or get a stare down from Larry David. I'll let you know if either of those happen. 


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Claude Hopper's
19178 Blanco Rd
San Antonio, TX
78258
Tuesday, Aug 30, 2016
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Extra! Extra! Muse all about it!
LexSimpson

Gene Wilder died. "I said, good day sir" is the best referential representation of that event I've heard so far. Good onyou guys. To the muse.Can Kanye West really be said to have given a "speech"? "Extended Rant," maybe. "Improvised one-man show," likely. The city of Christchurch was suggested by a man named John Godley. Seems to add up. You figure Elon Musk could just build a woman clone in the time he's been eying this broad. Leave it to a nerd to go after an actress. While reading the Green Zone question, I came up with "Pappa's got a new Bagdad." I don't know what to do with it, but there you go. Something about the Captain & Tennille will always be funny to me. I mean, they're
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Sent from his home planet to deliver that sweet, sweet velvity chocolate to your ears.

Enjoy, it's on him.


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Buckley's in Belltown
2331 2nd Ave
Seattle, WA
98121
Tuesday, Aug 30, 2016
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A Taco Salad is Still a Salad, Right?
Cap'n Brendan

I don’t usually do salads when I’m out at quiz. Sure, they’re a great way to eat healthy, get your veggies, and enjoy some fresh cuisine, but when you’re drinking they don’t do a very good job of soaking up that beer. Plus they’re often more expensive than anything else on the menu, and don’t fill you up nearly as well. I went through a kick where I was focused on trying to lose some weight, so I brought salads to work for lunch every day. I thought I was being healthy. What I realized a few weeks later, when I hadn’t lost any weight, was that they were leaving me hungry a couple of hours later and I was snacking more. The net result? I may as
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This is the bio that never ends

Yes it goes on and on my friends

Some people started reading it, not knowing who I was

And they'll just keep on reading it forever just because

This is the bio that never ends...


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Local Tap
7300 W. 119th St.
Overland Park, KS
66213
Tuesday, Aug 30, 2016
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Quiz Better Have My Funny!
That Guy Evan

Fortunately for my linguistic aptitude, the writers decided to spare me another week of speaking the dreaded A-word.  Unfortunately for my physical condition, I was stuck with a new set of ailments last night, but neither headaches nor hives nor broken bruised digits shall stay the quizmaster from the swift completion of his appointed rounds.  (The last calamity was thanks to a projector screen that decided to collapse on my thumb.)   The visual round all about bald and buzzed actresses was a hit, although I wished I could’ve given extra points to teams that knew
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Well, I attended Juilliard, I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school, I travel quite extensively, I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen "The Exorcist" about a hundred and sixty-seven times, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT!


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Stadium Inn
1701 East Evans Avenue
Denver, CO
80210
Tuesday, Aug 30, 2016
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"We Want You to Examine Our Poopy" Ronald McDonald
Monstar Blanko

Hey there folks, it's QM Will from the Upside Down. Well I'm currently posted up watching season 4 of Always Sunny for the billionth time. There really is no better late night white noise TV than the Gang deal with ridiculous situations. Quick Gang power rankings. 1. Charlie (him saying MURTAUGH might make me laugh harder than anything ever has) 2. Frank (the man likes to bang whores) 3. Mac (I too like to flip the game board) 4.
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Blackbird Kitchen
1015 9th Street
Sacramento, CA
95814
Monday, Aug 29, 2016
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Bonking on a Penny Farthing
KBird

Being a quizmaster who randomly graduated in July has its perks. One of those perks is that I was sitting at the bar of Blackbird Kitchen enjoying delectable ahi poke and prepping for quiz on Monday night while all the less fortunate Sac State students were schlepping their $300 books for miles to the god forsaken dusty overflow parking lot while some other student drove slowly behind them stalking them for their shitty spot. Also not schlepping books were teams Staff Infection, BK, and Slapnuts McDoodle. Each team came with their own strengths. Staff Infection had some dude who they kept hidden in a back room who would randomly pop out and give them answers. Slapnuts
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My house is haunted and I spend my weekends belly dancing in a glittery bra in restaurants full of strangers. Since this bio doesn't have a space to link my OKC profile, I'll just go ahead and tell you the 6 things I can't live without: documentaries about North Korea, Reddit, walking past dryer vents, The Anatomy Coloring Book, puns, and the Oxford Comma. I only watch football for the ACL injury replays. Check out our page on Facebook: facebook.com/GeeksWhoDrinkCapitolGarage


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The Forum Tacoma
815 Pacific Ave
Tacoma, WA
98402
Tuesday, Aug 30, 2016
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In which we consider Steven Sagal writing a political memoir.
Ozzimo or The Captain

Did you know that sometimes artists lie about their work? It's true! We even had a whole round on the idea that some musicians blatantly lie to us in song. This Quizmaster is not going to lie to you. Just like the rest of Tacoma, I'm going to acquaint you with the sobering truth of the world and tell you to buck up when you start sobbing. I consider it a much better option. The difficult truth beats a comforting lie every time. With school coming up, the difficult truth for my wife is that work is starting again soon. Sure she gets the summer off but she also has to teach your shitty kids so, give her a bit of credit. I only have to teach your shitty adult friends
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I was born a poor black child... hold on... nope thinking of someone else. I was born in Suburbia. Like, smack dab. My hometown of Puyallup is famous for 3 things.

1.  1. Before Prohibition it was the hops capital of the world. (Thanks a lot Puritans!! Grrrr) But this just goes to show that when they say there's something in the water around here, they're talking about beer.

2.  2. The guy who played the Dad on "A Christmas Story" graduated from Puyallup High School and is, as far as I know, the most famous person to grow up here.

3.  3. It is the current home of your humble Quizmaster, Ozzimo.

Anyway, here's the quick and dirty. I'm class of 01 from Puyallup High School; I left high school thinking I wanted to teach Choir as that was basically the extent of my knowledge. When I got to college I found out how little these people make and how hard they had to train to do it. I immediately changed my major to Political Science and have never looked back. This is one of the main reasons not to argue with me when you think I’m wrong. I'm trained to win a fight, even if the other person is 6 kinds of right.

I started quizzing when a coworker of mine turned me on to the quiz and mentioned GWD was looking for a Tacoma quizmaster. I went through the pre-req community college course, the ritual hazing, the bleeding/burning of saint if I ever left the family, and the chopping off of my ring finger on my right hand. I'm told this is all legit and there was no need to look it up to check.

You can find me at the Forum on Tuesdays at 8:30. I highly suggest ordering the Juicy Lucy while you're there.


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Grapevine Craft Brewery
906 Jean St
Grapevine, TX
76051
Tuesday, Aug 30, 2016
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Craft Beer and New Beginnings
Dirty Nick

So.... traffic kicked my ass and I barely made it to Grapevine Craft Brewery in time to get setup and started at 7:00PM. But have no fear, I found an extra gear and we made it happen right on schedule. There were a lot more teams than I'd ever have expected for a new quiz, but it was an awesome night of quiz. We had a super-tight game throughout the evening and only a few points separated those that won prizes and those that did not. Since I don't quite know what the vibe of the crowd is, I played what I wanted to hear. Here's some of the highlights: My Life Flashed Before my Eyes - The Cribs Learn to Live With What you are - Ben Folds Money Grabber - Fitz and
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Byway Brewing
2825 Carlson Drive
Hammond, IN
46323
Tuesday, Aug 30, 2016
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When Will the Captain and Tennille Find Love?
Lyss

Excellent zkills, teams. Zkills is a new word I’m trying out as a contraction for quiz skills. I’m still working on it. Open to feedback. We Thought This Was Karaoke — y’all know full well this is not karaoke. I am growing fond of your disappointment pics though, so keep it up! Octopi, on the other hand, know that GWD is not formal karaoke, but it won’t keep them from singing aloud. You wanna serenade me with Bitch Better Have My Money? Please do. As long as you don’t shout out the answers. Thindler’th Lithp was back again to clench third, closely following Clips
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