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Brix
16635 E Pacific Coast Hwy
Huntington Beach, CA
92649
Tuesday, June 30, 2015
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That's my Boyfriend! Woooooo.
Tom Servo!

  Yep, that is something that happened, Also 2 gals from Rhode Island. Who were also very proud to be from Rhode Island. They actually knew something about a park or something. They have only 1 Beach and I assume the youngest was over the age of 21. I swore she was 17. CUES WINGER* HAHAHA Quizmaster MuthaFucka!
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Huh? My story? Okay. It was never easy for me. I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi...

Gawd I love that movie.

So what can I say about myself, Im an avid Transformers buff, Id say I have roughly 300+ pieces in my collection and it grows by the week.  I currently work full time for Star Trac Logistics which basically means I do the work of 3 guys while getting paid for 1 mans work.

I been Quizmaster since December of 2010ish and its only getting better, so when IM not scouring the toy shops or quizzing, or working for the Man.

So not only do i Love Transformers, I have and extensive collecting of 80's Movies as well as music.

I karaoke as much as possible and I don't want toot my own horn, but I got a set of pipes on me.

As far as my softer side, I do enjoy live theatre and try to perform as much as possible myself, whether it be in a musical or stage play, but I also try to do Improv.

Yes just like "Whose Line".

 

So let me sign off by saying this,

 I don't need any of this. I don't need this stuff, and I don't need *you*. I don't need anything. Except this. 

And that's the only thing I need is *this*. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray... And this paddle game. - The ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need...

And this remote control. - The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need...

And these matches. - The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control, and the paddle ball... And this lamp. - The ashtray, this paddle game, and the remote control, and the lamp, and that's all *I* need. And that's *all* I need too.

I don't need one other thing, not one... I need this. - The paddle game and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches for sure. Well what are you looking at? What do you think I'm some kind of a jerk or something! - And this. That's all I need.
 The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, and this magazine, and the chair.

 And I don't need one other thing, except my dog.
[dog growls at him],
I don't need my dog. 


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The Bulldog Lowertown
237 E 6th St
St. Paul, MN
55101
Tuesday, June 30, 2015
[Tuesday's @ 8:00 pm]
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Who’s been to Avignon and Bellagio?
Magic Wendy

Apparently members of the Dynamic Duo who aced our round on Picasso during their virgin quizzing voyage. Well played gals, hope you’ll be back strutting your stuff for a full eight rounds next time. Newcomers Vagabond Kids also demonstrated quiz-tac-ular skills in our audio round featuring Canadian parodies. Personally, I attribute the team’s brilliance to the extra synapses tucked inside the red beard, all fiery tresses firing. The Fighting Mongooses had a break from summer camp, trading one game of capture the flag for the adult version, capture the beer flag, which happened during our first bonus question. Yes, schvitz
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After many crazy, yet humbling years of pub quiz play, it became obvious there was only one way I was going to know all the answers. No…I’m not talking about cheating. Cheaters never win. Oh, except for Lance Armstrong, A-Rod and chad-powered presidential candidates. 

But honest lil’ me? I chose the high road to the palace of geek wisdom. So here I am. A member of the elite Geeks Who Drink Quizmaster team bringing it every Tuesday night to the Bulldog in Lowertown St. Paul. The wickedly challenging questions will make you smarter and the drinks will make me prettier. So who’s ready for another round?


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Port Chester Hall
3 Broad Street
Port Chester, NY
10573
Tuesday, June 30, 2015
[Tuesday's @ 8:00 pm]
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Rumors of my Demise Have Been Slightly Exaggerated
AJ

Guys, I was just dead tired last week. Not dead. I mean, do you really think that Dave would show up at my apartment to knock down the door and challenge me to a duel. A duel that might have been held on a hot summer day just before a storm, the air thick with humidity and tension, our bodies glistening with sweat as we stared into each others eyes, ready to pursue the answer to the question "Who's next?" A duel that could have lasted through barrages of kicks and punches, clawing at each other with a desperation usually reserved for other members of the animal kingdom. Perhaps there could have been dirt tossing, weapons made from the debris of a suburban neighborhood close enough
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There's always so much to say and so little words to say it.


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The Drag Bar
2324 Guadalupe St
Austin, TX
78705
Tuesday, June 30, 2015
[Tuesday's @ 7:00 pm]
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Why I Don't Like Steve Martin
Kavi Kardoshian

Ha, just kidding. That's what they call clickbait, kids. I wouldn't waste my precious blog space on him.   But I will tell you about the time I watched a very coked-up Chevy Chase do the opening monologue at UCB in New York.   See, at UCB's Asssscat shows, they always have a guest monologist who comes out and performs an improvised piece based on a suggestion from the audience. My boyfriend at the time and I were in the area for our anniversary, which was in January, so we decided to wait in the 18-degree wind for about an hour to ensure we'd get a seat at the free show. While we were waiting in line, we heard rumors that Chevy was the guest
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And I would do anything for love
I'd run right into hell and back
I would do anything for love
I'd never lie to you and that's a fact
But I'll never forget the way you feel right now,
Oh no, no way
And I would do anything for love, but I won't do that
No, I won't do that

Anything for love
Oh, I would do anything for love
I would do anything for love, but I won't do that
No, I won't do that

Some days it don't come easy
Some days it don't come hard
Some days it don't come at all, and these are the days that never end
Some nights you're breathing fire
Some nights you're carved in ice
Some nights you're like nothing I've ever seen before or will again

Maybe I'm crazy, but it's crazy and it's true
I know you can save me, no-one else can save me now but you

As long as the planets are turning
As long as the stars are burning
As long dreams are coming true
You'd better believe it, that I would do

Anything for love
And I'l be there until the final act
I would do anything for love, and I'll take a vow and seal a pact
But I'll never forgive myself if we don't go all the way, tonight
I would do anything for love
Oh, I would do anything for love
Oh, I would do anything for love, but I won't do that
No, I won't do that

I would do anything for love
Anything you've been dreaming of, but I just won't do that

Some days I pray for silence
Some days I pray for soul
Some days I just pray to the god of sex and drums and rock 'n' roll
Some nights I lose the feeling
Some nights I lose control
Some nights I just lose it all when I watch you dance and the thunder rolls

Maybe I'm lonely, that's all I'm qualified to be
That's just one and only, the one and only promise I can keep

As long as the wheels are turning
As long as the fires are burning
As long as your prayers are coming true
You'd better believe it, that I would do

Anything for love
And you know it's true and that's a fact
I would do anything for love, and there'll never be no turning back
But I'll never do it better than I do it with you. So long, so long
I would do anything for love
Oh, I would do anything for love
Oh, I would do anything for love, but I won't do that
No, I won't do that
No, no, no, I won't do...

I would do anything for love
Anything you've been dreaming of, but I just won't do...

But I'll never stop dreaming of you ev'ry night of my life, no way
I would do anything for love
Oh, I would do anything for love
I would do anything for love, but I won't do that
No, I won't do that

Will you raise me up? will you help me down?
Will you get me right out of this godforsaken town?
Will you make it all a little less cold?

Will you hold me sacred? Will you hold me tight?
Can you colourise my life, I'm so sick of black and white?
Can you make it all a little less old?

Will you make me some magic with your own two hands?
Will you build and emerald city with these grains of sand?
Can you give me something I can take home?

Will you cater to every fantasy I got?
Will you hose me down with holy water, if I get too hot?
Will you take me places I've never known?

After a while you'll forget everything
It was a brief interlude and a midsummer night's fling
And you'll see that it's time to move on

I know the territory, I've been around
It'll all turn to dust and we'll all fall down
Sooner or later you'll be screwing around

Anything for love
Oh, I would do anything for love
I would do anything for love, but I won't do that
No, I won't do that


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Lowry Beer Garden
7577 E Academy Blvd
Denver, CO
80230
Tuesday, June 30, 2015
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First Church of Magikarp
Bob with a J

Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Magikarp? I know at least two people at the Lowry Beer Garden were excited by our solitary pokemon question last night, and only one of them was me! I've mentioned my [potentially unhealthy] love of pokemon before. I will mention it again. That and the eventual heat death of the universe are the only two absolutes.   Also, all glory to Lord Helix.   Good work to Bald is Beautiful,
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Bob has been playing Geeks Who Drink pub quizzes since 2010, and always thought quizmastering looked easy. He is in for a rude awakening.

Bob also once ripped an unopened can of coke in half with his bare hands. He would just like you to know that, in case Rule #2 comes into play.


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Red's Porch
3508 S Lamar Blvd
Austin, TX
78704
Tuesday, June 30, 2015
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Pwn that Shizzle!
Evan

There was a little kid at the table right in front of me.  And while I still included pertinent swear words and adult references, let's just say my jokes and overall vocabulary were a bit less colorful than usual.  It was weird enough as it was, talking about weed and prostitutes on a microphone in front of a small child.  Though I'm pretty sure he didn't give a rat's ass about whatever the fuck some stranger on a PA was shouting about.  He probably just wanted tortilla chips and something to scribble on with crayons.  I mean, if he was anything like me at that age.  (Or, you know, if he was anything like me right now.)   Someone called
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Formerly a scientist, Evan is a treacherous, high-ranking Quizmaster who turns into a jet and is openly known to want to replace Megatron as the leader of the Decepticons.


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Jackson's at Celebrity Lanes
15755 E Arapahoe Rd
Centennial, CO
80016
Tuesday, June 30, 2015
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In Which I Tell A Story That You May Not Believe
JeffreyTanguay

A long time ago I went to a car show in Denver with some friends. The goal of the whole thing was one of my friends was taking part in a breakdancing competition, and due to a car accident we had to leave right after the competition, and I have no idea who won. I had a disposable camera with me to take pictures of all the imports, and I got my picture taken with Tila Nguyen (before the "Tila Tequila" thing was… a thing). She is very small. I am not a huge person at all, and she made me feel like, crazy tall! That picture did not turn out well because whoever took it neglected to use the flash. I don't know if I even have it anymore, now that I think about it. It's in a box, or it's
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This is a bio:

I like to ride my motorcycle, even though other motorists scare the crap outta me.

I enjoy cooking, especially for friends. Alcohol is usually integral to this.

I read a lot, but mostly fiction. 

I have a crazy music collection. Music is awesome. Well, a lot of it at least.

I have seen tons of movies, and have a watched a few of those waaaay too many times.

I am just good enough at playing guitar to not completely suck at guitar.

I like getting to the tops of things, so climbing and hiking are my favorite outdoorsy stuff.

 

 

SCP-173 has gotten out of it's box. Don't close your eyes.


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3 Squares Restaurant
12690 Arbor Lakes Pkwy N
Maple Grove, MN
55369
Tuesday, June 30, 2015
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Some interesting answers tonight
Alex

Well, #bumfights claimed to be back tonight, but they were clearly out of practice as they fell down to the middle of a 9-team field. Some day, this once great team may rediscover their former glory, but until that day, well... wompwomp. In other news, one question tonight asked for the name of an "anti-drug diary" from 1971 in which the main character goes through a number of drugs before finally getting to pot. One team, as I so pointed out, put down "Diary of Anne Frank." It was not right. I mean, given we were looking for "Go Ask Alice," at least you got that it was an A name. Anyway, one team did them one better with their answer: Diary of a
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I'm a technical writer by day, and a Quizmaster by night. When not quizzing, I'm generally playing video games OR playing one of a number of instruments (I play more than I have fingers) OR watching sports OR drinking. Note: that's not an XOR; I'm up to 3 of those at once.


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Pizza Schmizza
18021 NW Evergreen Pkwy
Beaverton, OR
97006
Tuesday, June 30, 2015
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The Substitute (without Tom Berenger)
JohnMeyers

After all these years, I can finally say I have something in common with Peggy Hill: Substitution.   This was my first time ever subbing and going into it felt a little strange. There was a deep fear that things were gonna be weird, like David Lynch giving a backrub to Salvador Dali type weird. The fear that somehow the quiz was going to be run incredibly different from what I am used to, or that the staff and quizzers would be brusque or disrespectful.   All that fear was for nothing though because everything and everyone was wonderful. Bryan and the staff at Schmizza were violently accommodating
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The Barrel Room at Denver Beer Co.
1695 Platte St
Denver, CO
80202
Tuesday, June 30, 2015
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Maiirrage...mairrage...
Diane Cletus

Mairrage is what bwought us togetha last night. And holy martimony, Denver...Beer Co! Do you geeks know how to party. As we celebrated Stu's absence and recent nuptials, we held it down geek-style: our party started with StarCraft shorthand and Weird Al brought the house down. But by the time the smoke cleared, the real geeks stars of the night were Jim and Chris. Because unbeknownst to them, they had to pack their air guitars to seal their rightful places in Geeks Who Drink history. That's right, y'all, we got to hear the two best words to ever be paired together: Air offfffff.
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Here's the 411 on Mr. H:

He's 29. He's surprisingly engaged. He's an art teacher-turned-instructional coach at a local high school. A really good one.

When not belching into a microphone, John can be found:

  • Sipping brews at the Dark Lord's favorite brewery.
  • Playing competitive air guitar.
  • Flopping Magic cards with the other dorks.
  • Bulleting lists...with extreme prejudice.


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Sully's Pub
5436 Johnson Dr
Mission, KS
66205
Tuesday, June 30, 2015
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Number Two!
Nickolaus Guzman

Nothing like  a solid poop joke last night. Seriously, round 7 honestly was probably my favorite round that has come about this year.  It isn't just because it was about poop or that it was a parody of Broadway songs, but that the execution of those parody songs and the inclusion pooping had me wanting this to be an actual thing.  I would absolutely sit through Rent (ugh) if it was about taking the browns to the superbowl.  Wicked would be my favorite Broadway show, if only it was in relation to Wicked dumps happening in the land of oz or wherever this took place. I think there is a certain artfulness that is needed to turn delightful songs into masterpieces
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I'm a street walking cheetah /
With a heart full of napalm /
I'm a runaway son of the nuclear A-bomb /
I am a world's forgotten boy /
The one who searches and destroys /
Honey gotta help me please /
Somebody gotta save my soul /
Baby detonates for me /
Look out honey, 'cause I'm using technology ! /
Ain't got time to make no apology /
Soul radiation in the dead of night /
Love in the middle of a fire fight /
Honey gotta strike me blind /
Somebody gotta save my soul /
Baby penetrates my mind /
And I'm the world's forgotten boy /
The one who's searchin', searchin' to destroy /
And honey I'm the world's forgotten boy /
The one who's searchin', searchin' to destroy /
Forgotten boy, forgotten boy  /
Forgotten boy said /
Hey forgotten boy


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Addison Ice House
3875 Ponte Ave #250
Addison, TX
75001
Tuesday, June 30, 2015
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United States: 3. Germany: 0 (No this is not a typo)
BrettWelaj

How great was last night? Was so much fun cheering the women's World Cup team to victory and then getting to have some fun-filled quiz time. It was ok that we started 15 minutes late to accommodate the game. I don't think anyone cared that much and almost every single one of the 19 teams stayed for the entire quiz. That's the type of participation I like to see. If we can keep that up maybe some day I'll get a scorekeeper again. Sadly, it won't be Nick the Intern unless he scores via Skype from New Zealand at 1pm the next day. That would be freaky. We would be watching him in the future. Creepy. What's even more creepy is that too many of the teams last night knew that Bulbaivy turned into
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Hey everyone. I live in Dallas and currently host the pub quiz at the Addison Ice House in Addison, Texas Tuesday nights at 8:00. Uh, a little about me. Well I do network administration and computer forensics for the government. I like long walks on the beach, full contact origami, and Jell-O.


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The Angry Goat Pub
938 Clinton Avenue South
Rochester, NY
14620
Tuesday, June 30, 2015
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Super Heroes are Kind of a Big Deal
Marianne No Filter

As we all know, superhero movies are a huge deal right now. But, where's my superhero movie about Flash Gordon? It's not available. So, I've come up with a superhero movie of my own. And it's about something that is super important to me in my life. I suggest you listen to THIS while reading this blog.   The theme to my new movie are as follows:   Flash! Driiiive. Savior of the visual round! Flash! Driiiive. It’ll save every document. Flash! Driiiive! It’s a miracle! Flash drives for your nudey stash Flash drive
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No Filter is a NUMBER something year old woman who hails from an area where Wegmans rules and garbage plates are abundant. And, yes, we eat white hots and order pop. Don't know what that is? Come visit her, and she'll CHANGSPLAIN.

She gets her performance experience from being a middle child, posing nude for local art schools, playing in numerous pit-bands, and by being the best Euphonium player in the state of New York for two straight years. 

No Filter could be considered a "Jill of all Trades." She's licensed in massage therapy, but refuses to touch anyone, after having numerous clients "make things weird," certified in grades 1-6 and special education (and nearly finished her masters in literacy), and has a bachelors in health science. What is she doing with all of these specialties? Hosting quizzes, bartending, and professionaly wrestling alligators.

Come see No Filter host at The Angry Goat every Tuesday starting at 8pm. And she will be sure to let you know when she's subbing. Because she's an egomaniac.

I respect teams that use my name in their team names.


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Caution: Brewing Co. (Lakewood)
1057 S Wadsworth Blvd #60
Lakewood, CO
80226
Tuesday, June 30, 2015
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Caution: Sub at Work
Justin Mazouat

It was me, Justin Maz taking the reins for a night at Caution Brewing Co. yesterday, as your normal plucky QM was busy having bits of other people put inside her. That...came out wrong. Lets move on.   We had seven teams last night, and it really did come down to the end. I glad that Martha has trained you well, you not only brought up all round four and five answer sheets when you were supposed to, you also only jokered the sixteen point rounds! Well played everyone, and well trained Martha!   We had audio rounds on both the Great White North, and the Great White (Toilet) Bowl. The first one was kind of silly, the second was kind
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My name is Justin and I host quiz! And they all lived happily after. The End.


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McNellie's Norman (The Abner Ale House)
121 East Main Street
Norman, OK
73069
Tuesday, June 30, 2015
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Some Poopy Scrabble Words
RobertLove

We had a good quiz following a big win by the US Women's National Team over Germany! It was a good match with a 2-0 final score.   Our quiz went really well tonight. It's a good thing that poop jokes never seem to get old, as the poopy round was quite well received.   There were a number of returning teams, but also quite a few new faces. We had some creative team naming going on as well. Some of the teams that won the McNellie's pint cards tonight included Dr. Funke's 100% All Natural Family Band Solution, She Turned me into a Newt Gingritch (I got better...), and Stand Back! We
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Bar Thalia
2537 Broadway
New York, NY
10025
Tuesday, June 30, 2015
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Thick Thighs and Good Vibes
KatieDutton

Meet Aninga! She's the best. Aninga is the stunningly gorgeous beauty cooking up your delicious food every week at Thalia. She's also prone to loud bouts of laughter, occasional heckling, enthusiastic cheering, and inappropriate team names. She commutes to the UWS all the way from the Rockaways, where she lives with an adorable little dog named Marley. Aninga not only creates delectable treats for our quizzers; she also creates the playlists for each evening to keep everyone happy and entertained. Yaaaaay Aninga!
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