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Tabletop Commons
1263 University Ave
San Diego, CA
92103
Monday, July 06, 2015
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Dolly Parton is the most adorable lady ever...
Holly Jolly Quiz Miss

Last night we had birthday cupcakes (Happy Superhero Birthday, Sarah!) and a nail biter of a tiebreaker. The festive spirit was palpable throughout the early game too as we had an unprecedented five-way tie for second place at the first placement reckoning. Lots of moving around took place, maybe some hearts were broken, but I think the eventual winners and runners-up were hands down the happiest I’ve ever seen to be in both positions.  We learned that A.C. Slater’s real first name is Albert (but c’mon, he goes by A.C.!), Alfie P. Doolittle was a dustman (though often too drunk and useless to actually
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I'm a transplant from Colorado who loves cake, Broadway, puppies, and cracking wise.


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Lost Lake Cafe
1505 10th Avenue
Seattle, WA
98122
Monday, July 06, 2015
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Chapter 40: This One's for you Brandenburg!
Chaz_Bazz

What up Lost Lake! How ya'll living. Well? That's good to hear. Last nights quiz was as awesome as the rest. I think the coolest part of the night was having a question's answer be the same name as the last name of a friend. He was on the Terrordacyls who were missing their ladies but still managed to win 1st place. After seeing round 5 last night, I can see why most of those Characters would want to be called by their last names. I mean how else was Slater going to be picking up chicks with a first name like Albert? I had a teacher once named Delbert and I thought it was Dilbert like that office guy you find on desk calendars. Also another thought. I
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Bios? I think they're hazardous to my health; that or I've played to much Resident Evil. 

So you actually came here to learn more about me? Well okay. I'm 5'4, likes Steak, Boobies and Video Games. That's all you really need to know.

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You need more? 

Well ask me out or buy me a drink and you can know more. Or like, ya know, come see me host a quiz or three. DO EEET.  


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Blue Star Cafe & Pub
4512 Stone Way North
Seattle, WA
98103
Monday, July 06, 2015
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Of course there's alcohol in bitters
Ivan the Adequate

I don’t know if I’ve ever felt this eager for summer to be over so soon into it. Between the brutal heat (by Northwest standards, at least) and the onslaught of critically panned summer movies (We knew Terminator would suck, but I had high hopes for Entourage!), I’m ready for that time of year where football season and new episodes of Doctor Who begin to dominate my weekends. Instead, I’m stuck with BBQs and outdoor birthday parties and all this social nonsense that I could do without.   I took the pricey plunge and invested in a portable air conditioner, which I would quickly learn is very misleadingly named, seeing as
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Park House
1515 Madison Street
Denver, CO
80206
Monday, July 06, 2015
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Papa's Got A Brand New Blog
Cousin Chet

So, I finally saw Get On Up, the movie about James Brown. I love this movie. Now, first I should say that I love James Brown. He could sing, he could dance, he could write the best songs. He also was not always a good person. He got a little crazy on drugs, he was a womanizer, and he was a domestic abuser. It’s really hard sometimes to separate the artist from the man. So, I just have to come to terms with the fact some people I respect in an artistic capacity are not great people. That’s just how it is. However, Chadwick Boseman who played James Brown is currently slated to play Black Panther in the upcoming Marvel movie of the same name. And for those of you wondering if he can
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AAAAHHHH!!! AH AH AAAAAHHH! OHMYGODWHATTHEYWHATTHEFUCKWHATFUCK!?!?!?!?!? NO! NOT THAT. ANYTHING BUT THAT! PLEASE OH GOD PLEASE! AAAAHHHH!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU? AAAAHHH!!! IT HURTS SO FUCKING BAD! WHY WON'T YOU JUST KILL ME? JUST LET ME DIE ALREADY, YOU FUCKING MONSTER! OH DEAR CHRIST WHAT IS THAT? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? NO. PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NO. AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Also enjoys the music of Steely Dan


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Pasquini's Pizzeria
1310 S Broadway
Denver, CO
80210
Monday, July 06, 2015
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Ten Reasons why Ghostbusters II Surpasses the First
RESII

1. Ghostbusters II (henceforth known as Two) was featured in Monday’s round seven, Ghostbusters was not.2. Two features a much better villain in Vigo the Carpathian. “Death is but a doorway, time is but a window, I'll be back.” In the original, the villain is never seen much besides personified by the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man and a lady David Bowie lookalike.3. Additionally, the delightful Peter MacNicol portrays Vigo’s unwilling and unwitting henchmen, Dr. Janosz Poha. “He is Vigo! You are like the buzzing of flies to him!”4. The ghost logo is better in the second one.5. Two is funnier, see exhibits five through
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RESII was born in the 17th state of the union under the sweltering summer sun.  From humble beginnings, this future Buckeye became third best player on the middle school chess team (out of four).  After that, his life became a blur of Mountain Dew and worse decisions.  In his spare time, he enjoys highlights of Buster Tillman, not giving change to the homeless, and Harper Lee novels.  This is his first production of Geeks Who Drink.  He would like to thank his lucky stars and all his deceased pets for helping him cope with the good times.


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Devil's Daughter
533 South 500 West
Salt Lake City, UT
84101
Monday, July 06, 2015
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Pure Rudeness
QuizGentleman Bryton

No place better to be than Devil's Daughter on a Monday! A lot of you weren't there last night but wherever you were, it wasn't better than the Dub-D. $1 ribs, great bar staff, and most importantly, ME! Two weeks ago The Team That Always Wins had the highest score in the nation. Now I don't want to take all the credit for that, but surely I deserve 90% of the credit. My clear diction and confident question-reading make all the difference in the world. I have the unwavering respect and admiration of all my quizzers. Anyway I'm Bryton and I'm a Big Big Baby gave our usual winners a run for their money, but had to settle for 2nd place. Aw who
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Long time geeking drinker, noted public orator.

Every Monday at Devil's Daughter Thurs. 5/7 at The Point After Tues. 5/12 at Gracie's Thurs. 5/28 at Lumpy's Downtown


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400 Rabbits at Alamo Drafthouse Slaughter Lane
5701 W Slaughter Lane
Austin, TX
78739
Monday, July 06, 2015
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You Can Find Me In Da Club
Audrey

Hey 400 Rabbits!    So, last night y’all rolled in expecting a round on 50 Cent. Unfortunately, the round was actually a 50/50 round on the NUMBER 50. Nooooo! Luckily, Friends of Ollie wrote a bunch of 50 Cent facts on the back of their round, so their studying wouldn’t go to waste. Here’s what I learned. (Some of this I had to look up on Wikipedia. It might still be incorrect)   - His name is Curtis James Jackson III - He was born in the South Jamaica neighborhood in Queens, NY - He started selling drugs when he was 12 - He was shot 9 times -
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Oh hey. I'm Audrey. 

I probably singing loudly and in public right now. 

I do finger guns embarassingly often.

I like books, naps, alcohol, rom coms and breafast tacos.

I think I've lost at least a year or two to TV Tropes.

My dog is the best.

Lets be friends.


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The Chesterfield
1400 Main Street
Kansas City, MO
64105
Monday, July 06, 2015
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the one with the participation ribbons
Alley Cat

We started out rough last night. It torrential down-poured here. I didn't think folks were going to brave the weather here--tornadoes, flooding, lightning. But three teams worth of brave souls made it out to the Chesterfield. And everyone was a winner. PARTICIPATION RIBBONS ALL THE WAY AROUND! Meaning everyone was a winner. Tickets to the Alamo for both Not so Well-Rounded and Asheville Inc., the second and third place winners respectively. First place went to seasoned veterans 
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I prefer chai tea to coffee, love the Golden Girls, am obsessed with KU basketball, and always put the toilet paper roll on backwards. 


Sometimes I have to sound out "wed-nes-day".


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Marg's Taco Bistro
500 East 19th Avenue
Denver, CO
80203
Monday, July 06, 2015
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Who invited this clown?
Tex from Pittsburgh

We pulled the ol' switcheroo on you folks tonight. Instead of your regular quizmistress, Erin, you got me, her husband, Mr. Erin. My lady friend was just returning from a trip to Seattle and wasn't able to make it to Margs, so she sent me.   It's not like Erin got some clown from off the street to host her quiz. Well, actually, it is like that -- I am not going to stand here and tell you I'm not a clown from off the street. I am indeed a clown (in the pejorative sense), and before I entered Margs I was indeed walking on a street, specifically Pennsylvania Street. Nevertheless, I'm also an old-school quizmaster. In fact, Margs was the 22nd venue at which I've hosted
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FUN FACTS ABOUT ME:


I am married to a lovely lady and live in West Denver with my two lovely cats, Lucy and Trousers. We don't have any kids yet and my wife says we can't name any kids Lucy on account of that's what the cat's name is. If I'd have known that I would have named the cat something else, you know? 


The name of the gang is my neighborhood is the "West Ninth Fuk Puppets," judging by the graffiti in my alley.


I collect Cthulhu statuettes, paisley ties, aloha shirts, animal skulls, briar pipes, expired passports off of eBay and smashed pennies. I used to collect pogs but then they stopped selling them.


I've never broken an arm or leg, and never had chicken pox. I am immune to bedbug bites and nearly immune to mosquito bites.


I've been in three fights in my adult life and won 1 1/2 of them.


I went to Spain for my honeymoon. I had diarrhea for seven of the 10 days of the trip.


I won the Phoenix Public Schools spelling bee for 3rd grade in 1990. I got 100 percent on all my spelling tests in 4th grade except for the word "masquerade," which I spelled correctly, but I got a half point taken off because my sloppy cursive made the "u" look like a "v". But to hell with that. I spelled it correctly, give me the full point, right?


I must have done other stuff besides that, but that's about all I can think of.


UPDATE: The above is all still accurate, except now I live in East Denver and have a 2-year-old son. Also, I'm not sure what the gang is in my new neighborhood.


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Kick Butt Coffee
5775 Airport Boulevard, Highland Mall
Austin, TX
78752
Monday, July 06, 2015
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Formerly a scientist, Evan is a treacherous, high-ranking Quizmaster who turns into a jet and is openly known to want to replace Megatron as the leader of the Decepticons.


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Twisted Pine Brewing Company
3201 Walnut Street
Boulder, CO
80301
Monday, July 06, 2015
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I Promise I Didn't Kill Chloe and Take Her MC Spot
Jim

A fun night out at Twisted Pine. Chloe was off last night (again, I promise she's not dead!) so I got to guest host. I will say that it went better than the night I trained there. I recall vividly having to grade a round that said "Fuck You Jim, We Want Chloe Back!" for every answer. Nobody did that last night. Improvement! Huzzah! Anyway...what's new in the news this week. More stuff with Greece. I'm sure ISIS still exists. Hmmm. The guy from Slipknot might have told off Kanye West. I say whatever. I mean, he's done more for rap than Slipknot has done for anybody and you can thank him for every beat that has a pitched up soul sample. Also, if we're going to hate musicians based off their
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Rose & Thistle Pub
2314 NE Broadway St
Portland, OR
97232
Monday, July 06, 2015
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Frank – Ostrich – Vagina
Nami Nami Nami Pants

Letters are fun. Almost as fun as pub quiz. You mix some alcohol and noshing on snacks in there, and the results are going to be hilarious. Kinda like a terrible sitcom comedy moment when two people keep missing each other and the antics continue to multiply. Or “Who’s on First?” Luckily, we have the technique of the phonetic alphabet to help us all out. I was raised an Air Force brat, so I’m familiar with it. But let me say, merely familiar with it. Have it memorized? Not really.   Big – Ass – Gorillas   Cinco – Zero   Billy – Donkey – Underwear   Unicorn
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Hosting every Monday night at Rose and Thistle at 8pm (2314 NE Broadway). Starting June 14, hosting every Sunday night at Yen Ha at 7:30pm (6820 NE Sandy Blvd).


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British Bulldog
2052 Stout St.
Denver, CO
80205
Monday, July 06, 2015
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I Need A New Blog Name Gimmick…
Bela Lugosi's Dad

Holy terrible work ethic, Batman! There was a time when I could crank these suckers out. All it would take was a quick premise about a quesadilla or something, and bam: 500 words. These days, I need to rely on cheap meta gimicks, like “here’s a blog about writing a blog.” Gross. I am right there with you on this one. It feels gross.   But it’s a strange impulse, blogging. To reach into the dark, spiraling abyss of the Internets and leave a little piece of yourself out there, devil may care, come what may, Papa’s Got A Brand New Bag.   Now I am a child of the Internet.
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I am a bipedal male who has lived 30 Earth years, give or take. I have enjoyed a variety of interests, including: watching television, preparing food and drink items for consumption, carpentry. I am not a big fan of baseball. Sorry, baseball.


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Green Room Burgers & Beer
4010 Pennsylvania Avenue
Kansas City, MO
64111
Monday, July 06, 2015
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Da Dum…Da Dum…Look Out for that Quiz Shark!
JenKiper

After finishing up their hot dogs and shooting off their fireworks, folks made the trek out for Monday’s quiz at Green Room Burgers and Beer. Everyone was ready to kick off July with a bang and rack up some big points and prizes during quiz. We all enjoyed a few Tallgrass beers and learned a few things. And there was some fun along the way.   It’s that time of year again…Shark Week! Tonight’s music round paid homage to the great white one and teams had to figure out how to convert that into a high scoring round. There were a few obvious ones, like Great White’s Once Bitten Twice Shy and Fins by Jimmy Buffett. And even though
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Longtime quizzer, newbie quizmaster. Music nut and lover of queer/feminist sci-fi in all of its forms. KCMO is now my home, although I claim Arkansas as my root. I've got lots of nicknames and if you come up with one I like, I might add it to the list.


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Stick + Stone
3027 Duportail Street
Richland, WA
99352
Monday, July 06, 2015
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Isn't Your Name Turk Turkleton?
Erin

WHEW! Monday was a SCORCHER! Thankfully, I was huddled around the relative coolness of the massive pizza oven along with my quizzers last night at Stick+Stone. With only 5 teams, last night played through fast, and the bottom three ended up absolutely trounced (to borrow the verbiage from team Scrubs). Grab a cold one, crank up the A/C, and gather 'round for this here recap. Team Buffering... had Round 1 in the bag with the only perfect score. And, last I checked, the guy who picks up your trash is not called a "bagman", team Scrubs and team B. WTF is that even? Mr. and Miss Smith Jokered early
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Lunchbox Laboratory (Bellevue)
989 112th Avenue Northeast #105
Bellevue, WA
98004
Monday, July 06, 2015
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The On With Three Stars!
Quizmaster Kris

On Sunday, I had the experience of a lifetime. I got to attend the Women's World Cup Final in Vancouver, BC and root on the United States Women's National Team to their THIRD World Cup victory.   Here's a rundown of the awesomeness of my Sunday: - Went to go visit one of my favorite cities to see a World Cup Final.- Visited the Fox Sports broadcast set on Coal Harbour and right next to the Olympic Torch from the 2010 Olympics.- Yelled out a hello AND got a wave back from the always amazing Ariane Hingst.- I got to glare at
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  1. If you could be one for just 24 hours, what cereal box cartoon character would you be? Why?
    • Horratio Magellan Crunch (Captain Crunch). "Look at me, I'm the captain now"
  2. If you could have had the starring role in one film already made, which movie would you pick?
    • Rain Man, because I feel it's about where my acting skills are at.
  3. You were just given a yacht. What would you name it?
    • The Vulcanized Mallard (Rubber Ducky)
  4. If a movie was being made of your life and you could choose the actor/actress to play you, who would you choose and why?
    • Jonah Hill. Because, Jonah Hill.
  5. If you were to be on a reality TV show which one would you be on and why?
    • Amazing Race. I love to travel and I think I could make a serious run for the money.
  6. 2%, 1% or skim milk?
    • According to Ron Swanson, Skim Milk is water lying about being milk.
  7. Mayonnaise or Miracle Whip?
    • Mayo, because Miracle Whip is of the devil.
  8. If you could have a condiment dispensed from your navel, what would it be?
    • Ranch dressing... it would be so convenient and delicious.