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Chilkoot Charlie's
2435 Spenard Road
Anchorage, AK
99503
Thursday, May 28, 2015
[Thursday's @ 7:30 pm]
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When Uganda Do Something, Uganda Do It Up Right The First Time!
Quizmaster Nate Dogg

Remember how during the last month of school when the teacher knew that no one was learning anything as they were too pre-occupied with it being so sunny and out plus summer vacation was impending and all that? So the teacher pulls the old “Hey everybody, it’s so nice out today, let’s learn about blah blah blah under a tree, right? Well, that’s exactly what I tried to pull off last night with my lone 3 quizzers on the smoking patio deck of Chilkoot Charlie’s in Anchorage last night? Predictably, it went about as well as you would think it would go. We got roughly about as much accomplished as an overly optimistic 3rd grade public school science
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In 1992, a crack-addicted quizmaster one-man commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime he didn't commit. This man promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Anchorage, Alaska underground. Today, still wanted by the government, he survives as a quizmaster of fortune. If you have a pub quiz problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find him....maybe you can hire Quizmaster Nate Dogg.


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Iron Cactus North
10001 Stonelake Blvd
Austin, TX
78759
Thursday, May 28, 2015
[Thursday's @ 8:00 pm]
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In Which I Explain My Absence Due to Cellos and Ukuleles And Also Dinosaurs
Professor D

Hi guys! Great to be back.Some of you were probably wondering, "Where's Gerald?" This is not because Quizmaster Julia isn't super great, because she absolutely is. That said, I can understand why you might wonder of the whereabouts of your regular quizmaster. Totally reasonable.Here's the thing: The Doubleclicks were playing at Dragon's Lair, and I couldn't NOT see them if I had the chance.Well, you tell me: does a geek-folk-rock duo of two sisters performing songs about gaming and dinosaurs and Mr Darcy sound amazing to
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During the day, I encourage people to buy beer. At night, I host pub quizzes and I encourage people to buy beer while asking them random questions. Jobs are weird.

My uncle used to call me "professor" when I was a kid. I'm not really a professor.

I drive a truck that might be older than you.

I do the best Hank Hill impression you'll ever hear, unless you know Mike Judge.

I live with my wife, Deirdre, here in Austin. She's a badass floral designer and excellent lady.


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Scotland Yard Pub
187 Saint Paul Street
Rochester, NY
14604
Wednesday, May 27, 2015
[Wednesday's @ 8:00 pm]
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Tempo Is Everything
RyanSchofield

"Tempo is everything, perfection is unattainable."  That just a brief description of "The Golf Swing" according the Roy McAvoy, the lovable loser that is the main character of one of my favorite movies Tin Cup.  Considering it is now golf season for yours truly,  I certainly look for any reason to quote it.  Enough about me though.  Let's discuss the quiz. Tempo was very important on this given night because just as it was about to strike 8 pm my computer decided to freeze up on me.  I generally arrive at Scotland Yard Pub an hour early so I can get everything set up, test it out, and then enjoy myself a cold beer before we begin.  I did all of this
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I drink, gamble, and make tasteless jokes.  I struggle to pronounce just about everything in the English language, but I don't take myself too seriously.


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Emerald of Siam
1314 Jadwin Ave.
Richland, WA
99354
Wednesday, May 27, 2015
[Thursday's @ 8:00 pm]
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Friends Gave Us The Clap
BJ, the lovable scamp

As the nights warm up in these Cities of Tri, I feel that it is important to remember some good rules about the unbearable heat that is looming over us like a demonic child with a super huge and powerful hairdryer. One, drink lots of booze. Two, play some quizzes. Three, wear sunscreen. Four, drive safe. That last one sort of fits in for most seasons, as do the first two. Wait, maybe most of those are year long rules. Eh, whatever, I already wrote it and there is no way to change it now.   Big ups to past and obviously present winners Quiz Markie for getting the best score I have seen yet at any of my quizzes, only missing
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Mellow Greetings! It's me, BJ, the lovable scamp, coming to you from a building of sorts in ol' Pasco in Eastern Warshingtoneia. The desert, with one s, because you only want to meet one snake in the desert. You want beer? I have beer, that I made, with my own two hands, and lots of equipment, and sometimes other people's two hands. Been doing it for years. Its pretty good. My dad doesn't like any of the beers I make because he is a big wuss that could beat me up. But he won't, because I'm too fast. I can also write you a story, or a comic, or a movie, cause that's what I do. Kind of. You wanna go play pinball? Awesome, me too! We have so much in common. Let's chill sometime, bring our spouses, of which I have one wifal unit, and dog(s)/cat(s), of which I also have one and two units, respectively. See you tomorrow!


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Alley Katz
2019 O Street
Sacramento, CA
95811
Wednesday, May 27, 2015
[Tuesday's @ 7:30 pm]
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Happy Birthday to...Just About Everybody!
Taylor

What happened around nine months ago?  It’s May now, so that would put us back to the end of August/beginning of September, right?  I’m only asking because there were at least 57 people in the bar having birthdays last night so I’m trying to figure out what exactly was getting so many people in the mood for baby-makin’.  Hmmm…I guess you could be early Labor Day babies?  Other than that the only holidays I can find would be “Frankenstein Day”, “Race Your Mouse Day” and “Toasted Marshmallow Day”.  The last two could be euphemisms, I guess, but Frankenstein?  Really?  Unless we’re talking
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Can you tell a rainbow, "Hey - stop being a rainbow!"?  NO!    Such is Taylor. 

 

What can I say?  I'm a pub quiz-obsessed Geek who has an unnaturally strong affection for Star Wars, Marvel, cosplay, and just about any other nerdy thing you can think of (minus anime - I have SOME standards).  Things I hate?  How about Quentin Tarantino films, France (I'm AMerican, so I have to), the whole state of Michigan, and the show Ancient Aliens, just to name a few.  Born in the Promised Land (aka Ohio), lived in Los Angeles (aka Shit Hole), Los Alamos (aka Leave it to Beaver-ville), and now Davis, CA.  You can generally find me at the movies or at your nearest Comic Book convention - I'll be the one dressed up, so you should totally be able to spot me.

I used to be a die hard GWD player before taking on the mantle of quizinatrix - but I yelled at my teammates too much and decided I should try a new path to getting my quiz-fix before I lost any friends.  Lucky for me, the QM spot opened up at El Farol and I may or may not have traded sexual favors with several GWD employees to be given the job (if there are no photos, it never happened).  You all have been putting up with me ever since.

So since you've been on this page, I'll expect to see you at my Pub Quizes!  Oh, and bring your safety word - you're gonna need it.

 

-Taylor


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Georgetown Liquor Company
5501 Airport Way S
Seattle, WA
98108
Thursday, May 28, 2015
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The Milky Way
ChristopherRounsville

The Milky Way Quiz night’s one two three is back bitches. Ever get an extra bit of cash, and even though you’re suppose to be saving for classes, student loans, car payments, rent, utilities, dog training courses, groceries or x box live subscriptions, you just end up going to the bar? Yeah, that’s what is happening tonight. Though I couldn’t possibly miss out on the wonderful bluesy bits coming from The Mix after GLC’s Quiz night, that’s just how Georgetown works. Our Quiz Tonight! We had 4 teams participating, which means half of you went home with prizes, Mitch’s Bitches went on ahead and had 7 players,
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The Park Tavern & Restaurant
931 E 11th Ave
Denver, CO
80218
Wednesday, May 27, 2015
[Wednesday's @ 8:00 pm]
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Dexy's Midnight Rubbers
Yurp!

I guess my invitation got lost in the mail, but apparently two of our Park Peeps got hitched recently. Yurp, Never Go Full Miley members Julia and Paul went full retard and got themselves all matrimonied up, with rings and everything. Like they’re some kinda fancy aristocracy or some shit.   Granted, statistically speaking, they’ll most likely be divorced in the next five years. But who’s to say that they shouldn’t squirt out a pair of doomed-to-be children of divorce?   One of those children will end up being relatively well adjusted, with a stable job and maybe a broken family of their own some day.   The
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I definitely do NOT have an Illuminati Eye branded in the place where my penis used to be, SO DON"T BOTHER CHECKING!


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Jackson's All American Sports Grill (Greenwood Village)
7939 E Arapahoe Rd #190
Greenwood Village, CO
80112
Thursday, May 28, 2015
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Soon Child Services Will Have 19 Kids And Counting
Cousin Chet

Does anyone out there remember when TLC stood for “The Learning Channel?” Once upon a time, it did. Now the only thing you learn from it is who to keep your children away from. Considering the fact that in the last year they had two of their most popular shows under scrutiny due to allegations of molestation, I would not be surprised if most of the programming department has been fired. On the bright side, it makes some of the recent events of Game of Thrones seem not quite as bad. I mean, that episode two weeks ago was still pretty fucked, but at least it wasn’t happening in real life and Ramsey Bolton isn’t posing for pictures with every GOP presidential hopeful. Hey!
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