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The Black Diamond
9614 East Sprague Avenue
Spokane Valley, WA
99206
Tuesday, September 01, 2015
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Stand Up and Shout
Matt

Another beautiful night in the Spokane Valley with the Quiz.  After being at this venue for so long, it was nice to see some familiar faces and some new faces to boot (new faces did well, by the way). It was great being able to get up in front of the crowd and actually wittingly banter with the drinking geeks out there.  I must say, I'm very proud of everyone for not making it too easy on me.  Tough quiz, a couple of rounds beat down a lot of the teams (we're not musically inclined at the Black Diamond) but everyone seemed to have their own place to shine.  Shout out to long-running champs Pink Taco Tuesday for taking another W
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The Pour Brothers
220 Linden St
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Tuesday, September 01, 2015
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Missed Connections @ POUR BROTHERS!!!
Andizzle fo' Shizzle

Missed connections before Craigslist were way better. Nowadays, it’s just some rando creeping on an unsuspecting stranger. But back in the day, there was an artistry to it. “Love is bling and so are you… lets make sweet poetry together in an odysee of pleasure”. If that wouldn’t make Homer want to sleep with you, I don’t know what will. Probably not “Hey grl, dic pix atchd”.     Things we learned this week: - Straight Outta Compton is a much better trailer when it’s actual Ice Cube showing it to you. - Obama has a terrible playlist.
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Help me complete my 2015 art experiment:

#ProjectTshirt!
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Why yes, Andizzle fo' Shizzle is in fact my legit, legal name (as soon as I change it). Fo' rizzle, bizzle. I've hosted over 600 quizzes since 2008 and have written around 1,000 of our rounds. I'm also a vegetarian, a Jew, and a god damned pretty, pretty princess.

I kick ass and sometimes take names where appropriate; Quizmaster extraordinaire and all around nerd, I host the weekly quiz with both fury and pomp. If you ever find youself in need of a good beating in Halo, tetherball, or a good ole' fashioned PBR chugoff, feel free to let me know.

You can learn a little more about my messed up brain over at my Meet Your Quizmaster interview.

Check out Northern Colorado's Facebook page @ www.facebook.com/NoCoGeeksWhoDrink

I also write beer reviews and articles @ www.PorchDrinking.com

And if you so desire, I can also be found on The Facebooks or on The Twitters, Xbox Live, Steam, League of Legends, Battle.net, and your Mom's house.


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Beau Jo's - Monday
7:00pm, 205 N College Ave


Pour Brothers - Tuesday
8:00pm, 18220 Linden St


The Laboratory - Wednesday
7:30pm, 1801 S College Ave



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St Maarten Cafe
1400 Wertland Street
Charlottesville, VA
22903
Tuesday, September 01, 2015
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Birthday Quiz and Master of the Universe Live Blog
John "Sisqo Was An Underappreciated Genius" Powell

What a magical evening. All I had to do was not die for a whole year, and people buy me beer and sing to me!  For now, I’m going to watch Master of the Universe and type this recap. Yeah that’s right. Dolph Lundgren as He-Man. Pretty much perfect casting. This blog will likely turn into a live blog of the movie and a recap of the night. Be aware... I HAVE THE POWERRRR.    Snoot, Boot, and Rally came in last place for the evening. Gwildor just got rescued out of a net and offered a million blessings to He-Man and Man At Arms. This movie is golden. 
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So my name is John. Here is a blurb about me:

 

  • I love movies. So much. And not just the ones with animated animals teaching me the true meaning of Christmas.
  • I'm a musician. I studied music at school and it's by far the thing that brings me the most joy. I have a job doing the music at a church here in C'ville that I love. I love music. And beer. 
  • If I could have any super power it would be photographic reflexes. Anything I watch, I can do a la Taskmaster.
  • If you ever want to buy me a beer, I like Vienna Lager and anything that doesn't taste like a lawnmower or too hoppy.
  • 15 minutes can save you 15% or more on car insurance
  • My favorite movie is Ghostbusters.
  • I prefer short walks on the beach to long ones. I just don't have time for all of that walking
  • I love to chat. If I'm busy and counting points, feel free to come say hi while I'm hosting! Let's be friends! 


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Alley Katz
2019 O Street
Sacramento, CA
95811
Tuesday, September 01, 2015
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I Don't Know--Maybe Getting Mauled By a Tiger Would Have Been Less Painful
Tuesday Addams

I think, for the purpose of refocusing my anxiety, that we should talk about all the things that could have gone wrong during this week’s quiz--my debut quiz, my first time doing all the things solo quiz--but didn’t.  The bar didn’t burn down.  Nobody got stabbed.  I wasn’t attacked and brutally savaged by a rogue Bengal tiger.  Sacramento wasn’t leveled by a major earthquake or an alien invasion.  And I suppose, compared against this list of other possible outcomes, things didn’t actually go that bad.  Still, I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.  (Eh, quizzlings, eh!? See what I did there? *winknudgehurr*) I
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Her Holiness, Our Sainted Taylor Mistress of Quizzes, has dubbed me Tuesday Addams. I'm a rookie noob, but it shouldn't take long to get the training wheels off. Let's drink and get our asses kicked by Round 8!


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A Bar Named Sue (Highland)
3928 South Highland Drive
Salt Lake City, UT
84124
Tuesday, September 01, 2015
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Biopic or BYE-opic?
The Chairman

Hey there, my favorite-est bar/quiz crew ever! It always makes me feel so warm and fuzzy on the inside when QM Soss lets me come back and say hello to you all in an official capacity. It also makes me warm and fuzzy when I get to partake of one of the greatest meals ever, the Lucky Old Sun burger. Seriously, have you people tried this thing? Whoever had the idea to throw a fried egg on a burger is a scholar and deserves a medal. Even more so than Chewbacca at the end of A New Hope. You heard me, Chewie! Come up with something like that shit and maybe we'll recognize you for something, ya howling fuzzbrain! Maybe we should go over what we had happen in the evening: Seriously
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Quizmaster Chairman is a fantastic human being. Seriously. Already a household name, he spends most of his time imagining how cool it would be if he donated to charity, adopted orphaned children & did that surgery on Angelina Jolie's boobs.

A Bar Named Sue has named him "The Quizmaster we were assigned" & Piper Down has named him "That guy who fills in sometimes for our other guy." The customers of these places have raved, "He didn't totally fuck up my night," and "I want that man to plant his seed in me."

He has two critically acclaimed graphic novels published internationally, with a third in the works. Perhaps his greatest acheivement is that they are still selling for full retail on Amazon.

He lives alone with his two cats.


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Westrail Tap & Grill
195 South Union Boulevard
Lakewood, CO
80228
Tuesday, September 01, 2015
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Rock Paper Scissors Flame Monkey Dinosaur
Polka Dots and Boobs

Remember how Rock Paper Scissors used to be easy? Best 2 out of 3, the only issue was whether to wait for "shoot" or not.   But now? Now there all of these "variations". The horror TV Show Big Bang Theory introduced "Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock", which adds more complexity.   Hell, just doing a Google search for "Rock Paper Scissors variations" brings up over 100,000 results. Seriously? Why do we need to make things more complicated? Can't we just let Rock Paper Scissors be Rock Paper Scissors without adding more unnecessary rules?   I mean, yes, rules are important for a civilized society, but I saw grapics with 15 variations,
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Linda quizzed for a while, but her brand of oddly specific knowledge (Rockies baseball, insipid romantic comedies, and all things snark) was less conducive to quizzing and more conducive to quizmaster-ing.

Now here she is. And here you are. We're all here together. How delightful.


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Schrier's Sports Grill
1118 East 6th Street
Tucson, AZ
85719
Tuesday, September 01, 2015
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You Always Remember Your First
Mitchicus Mathematicus

It was an awesome first night of quiz at Schriers Sports Grill. Quizzers old and new came out to check out the new venue and their delicious food (I gotta say, I think I found my OTP with the Mac and Cheese). But first, let me introduce myself. I am Mitchicus Mathematicus. In the dayjobs, I make Math suck less. On Tuesdays, I will be your Quizmaster on all different kinds of topics. That being said, last night's quiz was admittedly rough. We had questions about common spoken languages, the White House's official Spotify summertime playlist,
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Howdy, all. Mitch here. I'm an Arizona-grown U of A alum with a job teaching students that Math doesn't have to suck. I've been quizzing with friends for three years and have been loving it ever since. Now as a QM, I just need to work on the whole talking and blogging thing. 

I am a huge retro gamer. I should have won the Star Fox Weekend leather jacket as a kid, and I did win a Nintendo Wii playing Guitar Hero. I'm sadly lacking in knowledge of all the "cool" games kids play these days, but I'm still down with the classics. I'm also a fan of bad movies and mozzarella cheesesticks. 

Other life accomplishments include being published in "Highlights" magazine, meeting Walter Jones the power ranger, beating Super Metroid in 80 minutes with 100% completion, and never going to Senior Prom.


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Hardwater Bar & Grill
7545 N Clark St
Chicago, IL
60626
Tuesday, September 01, 2015
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Kick His Ass, Seabass!
Steve C

It was the inaugural night at Hardwater! Veterans (we use the term loosely) Lindsay and Steve were on hand to show newbie Amie the ropes.  It was a hot one. Good night to get awkwardly naked, we didn't though we had a quiz to run. Not so with the naughty historical figures in round 6, all about Missed Connections. Amie received quite the rough-riding welcome with that one. No would should ever be forced to say "lovemaking" to to a crowd of people. It's just wrong.   While Amie and Lindsay worked the crowd Steve was back in the DJ booth. Occasionally he'd interject and the quizzers were forced to wonder who the disembodied voice from the box was.
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Day Job: "Advertising" Former Day Job: 6th Grade Teacher at a Catholic Elementary School Talents: reading questions and answers in front of a crowd, grading things quickly, entering names and numbers into a computer - as you can see, I'm perfectly qualified for my role as co-Quizmaster Hobbies: writing, making playlists, watching sports-balls on the tv and in person while not being able to play any of them, making snarky comments to generally annoy the hell of out Lindsay (just ask her)


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Christian's Tailgate (Heights)
2820 White Oak Drive
Houston, TX
77007
Tuesday, September 01, 2015
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I'm Baaaack!
Stefanie

Hello faces! It was such a joy to be back last night and see you guys. I was on vacation in lovely Denver last week. By the way, let me tell you something. If you have never been to Denver, you should go. It was a really amazing trip! In fact, I'm going to tell you all about it! We arrived on Thursday, and actually went to play a quiz at one of the brewery's, since, as I mentioned before, Geeks Who Drink is headquartered in Denver. The Quizmaster there did a great job, and played some awesome music. My team of 4 got 9th out of 15th...not too shabby, I guess! This night was followed by a few more beers and then realizing at midnight that the altitude really DOES effect me. The next
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Well hi there, thanks for stopping by.

You look lovely today.

My name's Stefanie, I'm from Dallas originally and have been hanging out in Houston for almost three years now and love this giant, beautiful city and all it has to offer. 

I went to Texas State University and hung out for a while in Austin, so I guess you could say I get around.

I enjoy long walks on the beach and lying about things I enjoy.

Feel free to bring me presents, buy me beers, and tell me I'm pretty. 

Follow me on:

Instagram

Spotify

Facebook


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Murphy's Pub
300 Derby St
Salem, MA
01970
Tuesday, September 01, 2015
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Underpants Shenanigans
Krissi

Im getting really bad with my time management skills, Im either really late or really early for absolutely everything and its getting annoying. I had a few things to do before the quiz, apparently very few things, as I arrived at Murphys at 5:30! GAH! I did have a nice chat with a nice couple, mostly just the gentleman, about atheism and socialism and how awesome both of those things are. Brigette showed up a bit early, too, and brought her crocheting. Next week (if I remember) Im bringing my knitting. When we started out, we had four teams. My buddy Ken showed up with his new lady friend (who is super cute, btw, good pull, Ken), named themselves Two of a Kind, had
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Every time I try to write something clever it just sounds stupid when I read it back. Im 29, married, love science fiction books and random crap. I love to host Quizzes but cant call myself a Quizmaster as of yet, Im not that cool. I love this job and I wish I could do it every night of the week and not have to work another job, that would be the life.


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Conrad's Ale House
210 Missouri 291
Liberty, MO
64068
Tuesday, September 01, 2015
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The Giants May Have The Most World Series Wins This Decade, But They Can Still Suck It!
T-MO

If you're not with us at Conrad's on Tuesday nights, you're missing all the fun! SportsCenter has aired over 50,000 episodes since 1979! That's a lot of score updates! The Pittsburgh Steelers are the oldest team in the AFC. Fascinating! Our runners-up were The Last Of The Mojitos! And, our champions were Misfit Employees! No prizes are awarded for best team name, but if there were, the winners would be He's Dead But I Bet He's Craven Morehead! I'll see you next week, my geeky friends! T-MO out!
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Hi!  I'm Terry!  I'm thrilled to be your friendly neighborhood Quizmaster!  I have a plethora of useless knowledge in a variety of topics, particularly music, TV, movies, baseball and WWE.  I look forward to seeing you every Tuesday night at Conrad's!


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Gracie's Bar
326 South West Temple
Salt Lake City, UT
84101
Tuesday, September 01, 2015
[Tuesdays @ 6:30 pm]
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U of U College of Garmacy
Gar

Wow! What a night? That was a tremendous Quiz for a Cause in support of the University of Utah’s College of Pharmacy. Loads of people donated, tons of raffle prizes were awarded, sweat poured from my furrowed brow and the thin orange line was respected (that’s what I just decided the strict code of loyalty amongst pharmacists is called). The night started strong with round 1 scores looking really good, but round 2 stopped most people in their tracks. JAC Strikes Back were the only team in double digits, which launched them ultimately into a dance off for 2nd place with Broncos. The Broncos bucked e’er so much more, although
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Gar is an idiot man-child who likes cats, video games and beer.

Despite the occasional run-on sentence, Gar is a dedicated Grammar Nazi. He's also a giant stickler for rules, mainly because his anxious disposition precludes from him convincingly pulling off any untoward behavior of his own.

A social recluse by day, the prospect of booze-fueled battles of wits compels him to leave the warm, comforting glow of his computer monitor each night for pub quiz.

Did we mention the cats?


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The Cashew
2000 Grand Blvd
Kansas City, MO
64108
Tuesday, September 01, 2015
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Tagalog With Me
Travis

Hey, now! Always a wonderful time at the Cashew for Geeks Who Drink! We had a great showing with great people, and maybe a few aggravating questions. Thanks to everyone that came out!   The biggest excitement for me was having a friend I haven't seen for a number of years because she lives in Spain show up to trivia. But enough about me.   What did we learn from last night's game? We learned that a great basketball player holds the title to the best cameo in movie history. Italians in America don't want to speak Italian. Someone out there totally has the hots for a president assassin. And Lance Armstrong will always be a horrible waste of a life.   Congrats
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I'm Travis. Grammar nerd for a large corporation and rock 'n' roll enthusiast.


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Hotel Congress
311 E Congress St
Tucson, AZ
85701
Tuesday, September 01, 2015
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Obama, better President than DJ
Caribbean Joe

Part of last night’s quiz was selections from the official White House summer Spotify playlist.  Now there are a lot of people that stop and ask why the government needs to have such a playlist. With all of our ongoing problems, the government needs to focus on solving them, like that would actually happen.  The real question is why does the playlist have to be so lame?  How many staffers and meetings were held to discuss the songs to be added?  I can see a room full of people with charts showing pros and cons for certain songs, and others arguing how British performers should be included to improve relations with the UK.  Then someone else argues that more “classic
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I enjoy long walks on the beach, scooter rides and zombies.  

I have a BS in BS.  I can BS in at least 2 languages and I can convincingly imitate a few others.

I enjoy any occasion to dress up.  I will go disco, zombie or Mandalorian if you give me a reason. 

I am Caribbean Joe.  Born in Texas, I lived in the southwest pretty much all my life.  A desert dweller's life for me.  

So I picked up quizzing after my friend and scorekeeper, Island Amy, found an ad and prodded me to audition.  The rest is history.  Loving the quiz and the people it draws.  If I am not quizzing, you may find me out enjoying Tucson.

You may also see me around town on my scooter.  Feel free to wave.

If you want to know more, stop by and quiz and meet me and I just might answer your questions. Hell I may even answer you truthfully.


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Blue Tractor BBQ & Brewery
207 East Washington Street
Ann Arbor, MI
48104
Tuesday, September 01, 2015
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I'm Your Boyfriend Now Nancy
Ryan

Tonight we celebrated the works of the late great Wes Craven. I grew up a huge A Nightmare on Elm Street fan, those were the pinnacle of cinema to me.   Wes was a very interesting figure. He had impressive degrees in English, Psychology, Philosophy, and Writing. He left his career as a professor to direct pornographic films, much of his work under pseudonym. Eventually he branched out into slasher horror. We honored the professor, early pornographer, Audubon director, and horror legend, Wes Craven.   We had good action on the tables tonight, 42 competitors showed up for the endorphin rush. In the end, our wetland friends Duck Army
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UM Alum.  Social worker by day, Geek by night.  


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Jackson's at Celebrity Lanes
15755 E Arapahoe Rd
Centennial, CO
80016
Tuesday, September 01, 2015
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Root Beer Floats My Boat
JeffreyTanguay

  Root Beer Float My Boat   New beers come and go at a lot of bars these days, since there are so many companies making alcoholic beverages. Jackson's, our awesome venue, just started selling alcoholic root beer. I noticed a sign as I was getting set up, and then slowly, over the course of the night, I started to see more and more root beer empties around, and I realized that people were making root beer floats with this new boozy root beer. What a great idea! I, however, already had a playlist of beer scheduled in my head, and chose to stick with it. Worth it.   I am excited; I have a whole bunch of day-drinking planned,
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This is a bio:

I like to ride my motorcycle, even though other motorists scare the crap outta me.

I enjoy cooking, especially for friends. Alcohol is usually integral to this.

I read a lot, but mostly fiction. 

I have a crazy music collection. Music is awesome. Well, a lot of it at least.

I have seen tons of movies, and have a watched a few of those waaaay too many times.

I am just good enough at playing guitar to not completely suck at guitar.

I like getting to the tops of things, so climbing and hiking are my favorite outdoorsy stuff.

 

 

SCP-173 has gotten out of it's box. Don't close your eyes.