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Night Shift Brewing
87 Santilli Highway
Everett, MA
02149
Monday, June 29, 2015
[Monday's @ 7:30 pm]
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Owl Love You Forever
Lady Thunderfunk

I was asked to step in as a substitute at Night Shift Brewery a little last-minute this week.  So with three days to prepare myself for a venue I've wanted to check out since launch...I was not ready. I mean, I was ready with the quiz materials - I'm a professional. And I was ready with the sound hook-up: Ryan gave me a good rundown in advance and Mariah was more than helpful when I arrived. I was ready with beer - Kevin and Colin made sure of that.   But how could I be ready for the great space that is the taproom? How could I be ready for the wonder of all of you? And how could I possibly be ready
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Thunderfunk was summoned here by your dreams. You remember the ones with the pirate spiders? She was the peppy chubster with the baton. Oh, yeah.


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Fado (Columbus)
4022 Townsfair Way
Columbus, OH
43219
Monday, June 29, 2015
[Monday's @ 8:00 pm]
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Kurt Russell Is An All-Time Alien Killer
EricBurch

We just can't get a weather break here in Columbus for our pub quiz at Fado Irish Pub. But you know what, that's okay. Because after a week off, it was going to take a lot more than a cold, crappy day to keep me away. And what a quiz to come back to! Getting to celebrate marriage equality #lovewins. Getting to incessantly quote Homer Simpsons, and getting to feature two of my favorites of his was such a treat (We were only missing a slight variant: "You tried your best, and you failed miserably, the lesson is, never try.") And luckily for us, there was quite a battle at the top this week. Almost every round went in favor of Kwanzaa Neighborhood this week, but it
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Front Range Brewing Company
400 West South Boulder Road #1650
Lafayette, CO
80026
Monday, June 29, 2015
[Monday's @ 7:00 pm]
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JAB (just another blog)
Jules

It's not weird that I get all of my current news from the quiz, is it? Round 8 is usually the most helpful, unless we have one of those "recently in stuff" rounds....I feel so smart and up to date on current topics if I get to read one of those rounds. Let's see. I learned a word that rhymes with "poop". I learned that a lot of people actually do remember the 80's and 90's...I'm not the only one. And I learned about pandas. We had a dog (cute!) and a 1 month old (also cute!) in our presence tonight (seperate tables, so it counts). And my cousin! He didn't play...but he did ask if he could have the mic on more than one occasion (DENIED!!)  
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When not quiz-mastering, Julie spends her time writing children's books, playing with her cats, painting stuff, and filling her head with more useless knowledge.


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Fire & Brimstone Wood-Fired Eatery
1022 N Columbia Center Blvd
Kennewick, WA
99336
Saturday, June 27, 2015
[Sunday's @ 7:00 pm]
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Urethra Franklin > Donna Summer
Ravioli

They say the third time's the charm. We finally had a respectable showing at F&B, with 8 teams beginning play and 5 teams seeing it through to the end. Even the teams that left early still managed to win a few prizes, as well as sending an 8-year old to shake me down for a monkey key chain (I'm not sure his parents would have been impressed if I had given him the candy cigarettes or any of the multitude of beer-branded swag I had on hand. So the monkey it was!). The quiz began like it always does, with Round 1 proving that people really need to pay more attention in elementary school. Luckily, the Vols on #40Lyfe
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Jack Mac's Swill and Grill
19009 Preston Road
Dallas, TX
75252
Saturday, June 27, 2015
[Saturday's @ 9:00 pm]
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Mr. Peepers Is My Spirit Animal
Your Best Friend Rachel

I think out of all the SNL characters I love the most my favorites are Mr. Peepers, Goat Boy, and Toonces. Shocking. They're all animals. Speaking of animals. The thing I love most about Jack Mac's is everyone is an animal lover who comes to play. We've got teams with new kittens, teams with MUNCHKIN CATS, and teams who bring me cat towers and Roku 3's (not animal related but whatever). I bet there isn't another quiz like our's where we show each other pics of our pets every week and make awful squeeeeeing noises at each other. Now if only Kristin would lock it the fuck up and post more pics of her kitten,
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Reviews for Rachel:

"She's a crazy damned nightmare." - Audreia, Allen Wickers Manager

"She is such an asshole." - Rachel's boss at her last day job

"I want to adopt her." - John Dicker, Owner of Geeks Who Drink

"She's bad at being a grown up." - QM Stephanie Stone-Robb

"Remind me why we're friends again?" - QM JWarr

"She once took a bite of quesadilla and washed it down with Fireball." - QM OGQMOTY

"Cute. Cuddly. Stabby." - Wayne, Bryan Street Tavern A/V Wizard

"I put the fun in dysfunctional. I think I'm the bees knees." - Me.

Come out and Quiz with me, jerks. I'm kind of a big deal. My mom thinks I'm funny?

Mondays - I'm at Company Cafe (lowest Greenville) at 8.

Tuesdays - I'm at Nodding Donkey Uptown at 8.

Saturdays - I'm at Jack Mac's Swill & Grill in far north Dallas at 9!


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The Harp
1625 Richmond Ave
Houston, TX
77006
Sunday, June 28, 2015
[Sunday's @ 7:00 pm]
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Let me explain happiness to you
Metta World Pizza

Hey everyone.   Thanks once again for coming out.   We're building a solid quiz base.   I was excited to see some of the same teams from last week.   Keep coming out and I'll keep asking stupid questions.   It'll be great.   A few of you asked about the email list, click here and do your thing.   You can win all sorts of things that you kind of want.   And get hints to the themes for that nights quiz.   We'll be here next week even though it's the
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I read great


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Monk Beer Bar
419 South Main Street
Royal Oak, MI
48067
Tuesday, June 23, 2015
[Tuesday's @ 7:00 pm]
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This Is LITERALLY The Best Thing Ever
KariKasad

Hey there!   If you didn’t come to Geeks Who Drink last night, you missed out! Every team was at the bar, elbow-to-elbow, covering their answers.    These three teams battled it out for first place, and the competition was fierce.    WE had a special round about movies- where I described an awful review by Tumblr, and our players had to guess which movie it was   One of the reviews listed was    1986: "They should rename this movie 'The Spectacle
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Gourdough's Public House (Downtown)
209 B West 5th Street
Austin, TX
78701
Sunday, June 28, 2015
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Gay Marriage, Donuts, & Booze
DiscoUke

Hey, y'all! Thanks so much for coming out last night! We had an awesome time, and we even had some tourists from Australia join us (Team We're Not From Here) - They picked a hell of a time to visit Texas! We started off with Round One, which was all about the nicknames of 8 different states (all of which, by the way, now have marriage equality). Round Two was our audio round on Very Bad Things. Round Three was our super-hard Anything & Everything Between round. It was super rough, but some of y'all did awesome on it. Round Four
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Social worker by day, board game nerd by night. Talk Lovecraft to me. <3


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Nox Cocktail Lounge
302 Goodman Street
Rochester, NY
14607
Sunday, June 28, 2015
[Sunday's @ 7:30 pm]
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Honey, I Crashed the Computer!
QM Colleen

I wish I knew more about computers. Sometimes I pretend that I know more than I do or that I understand what people are talking about but let's face it - my knowledge of the workings of computers is pretty basic. These machines have become ubiquitous in our society. Almost everyone knows how to use them, to an extent, but the deeper knowledge of the mysterious box is reserved for a subset of the population.     Often I will try to learn more. Generally this urge strikes me when my computer.... shall we say.... shits the bed. I have tried though. I really have. I have come to realize that, apparently, I am my own roadblock when it comes to educating
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Colleen is a Rochester native with a heart of gold. Icy, icy gold. You can find her at Wall Street every Tuesday night and occasionally on a stage somewhere else in Rochester. Doing theater. Not stripping. She would be the most awkward of strippers. Think Danny Devito on Friends and then quadruple the awkward. Got the mental image? Good. She also plays Ultimate Frisbee and if you are vewy,vewy quiet you can catch her galavanting around RIT campus.


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Bryan Street Tavern
4315 Bryan St
Dallas, TX
75204
Sunday, June 28, 2015
[Wednesday's @ 8:00 pm]
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If you want a free drink you have to get the bonus question right
TaylorCrane

I had one team last night want a free drink very badly. Every team got one but them. The problem is they only got a few bonus questions right. They even started writing "Give us a bonus drink" if they didn't have a guess at the right answer. Sorry team but you have to get the question right to get the drink. Otherwise i'd just be handing out free drinks for no reason. This is a quiz after all. Dont feel too bad for them though, they ended up winning 1st place. It seems they knew all of the other answers just not one that would give them a free drink. I think they'll be fine. With that bar tab they could buy drinks for the whole team. Last night was a hard fought battle for
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Who has two thumbs and is a quizmaster with Geeks Who Drink? Literally every quizmaster with Geeks Who Drink... Except ol one thumb. 


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Yen Ha Restaurant and Lounge
6820 NE Sandy Blvd
Portland, OR
97213
Sunday, June 28, 2015
[Sunday's @ 7:00 pm]
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Everything is Sweaty
Nami Nami Nami Pants

It’s not just the teams – it’s the entire city. Portland is having itself quite the heat wave going on here. I’d be lying if half the reason why I am so glad to be at quiz tonight is because of Yen Ha’s magnificent air conditioning. The quiz and the drinks are just icing on the cake. The entire population is making one of two moves right now, either not moving a muscle or fleeing to the closest source of AC. You all would not be disappointed here!   AC is an uncommon feature in the city of Portland. Unfortunately global warming is changing our climate something that is quickly making it a necessity. Oregon is the new California? Who knows!
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Hosting every Monday night at Rose and Thistle at 8pm (2314 NE Broadway). Starting June 14, hosting every Sunday night at Yen Ha at 7:30pm (6820 NE Sandy Blvd).


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Piper Down
1492 S State St
Salt Lake City, UT
84115
Sunday, June 28, 2015
[Wednesday's @ 7:30 pm]
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A band called quiz, with their big hit: quiz
Doctor Nick: Thymelord

There once was a band who called themselves Bad Company, and they had a debut album which they named Bad Company. One of the songs on that album was called Bad Company. Confusing? Perhaps. They are not alone. Motorhead, Iron Maiden, Damn Yankees, and Pennywise are among the other bands who thought, “hey, we should name a song after our band.” There is another, but that band was “Living in a Box.” Where are they now? Literally living in a box. I’m kidding, Richard Darbyshire is an accomplished musician who just went through a very strange time in his life. And not as bizarre as a certain drug-fueled tiger-blooded sitcom star. #winning #notreally Anyways,
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Nick is one of the rare people who was born in Las Vegas long before it became Disneyland for degenerates. His growing discomfort for heat, and ongoing feud with some Canadian boy named Celine Dion led him to the land of Zion. Upon discovering this wasn't the same land of Zion mentioned in The Matrix, he decided to make the best of the situation and began hosting pub quizzes. 

His hobbies include drinking, eating, teaching children to swear, cooking, and being one of the last people on earth who thinks CDs are the only way to buy music. His turnoffs are walks on the beach, because that combines sun, sand, and countless bacterias growing in the moist heat. 

By day he looks at an endless supply of MBA student assignments and weeps for the future. His most recent inappropriate comment to a student was, "I could take your business proposal to run an armoury for Live-Action-Role-Players seriously if it wasn't for the 793 grammatical errors which impeded my giggling."

He's not a licensed therapist, but he's happy to take a look inside your head and solve your problems. Better yet, come out to a quiz and drink your troubles away.

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Darcy's Bistro & Pub
4955 S Ulster St
Denver, CO
80237
Saturday, June 27, 2015
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As the QM Turns
Justin Mazouat

Thanks very much to everyone at Darcy's for coming out and showing this sub QM a good time!   The call came out that your regular QM (new regular QM as it were) was not going to be able to make it due to an unforseen and unfortunate accident. That's ok, I had nothing going on, so I was down! Host a quiz at a cool spot WITH a cool scorekeeper (thanks Amanda!) holding it down? How could I say no?   And so it went, with ten teams, eight rounds, three prizes, two Moscow Mules, and one great night.   We had what used to be known as a 'Say When' round in round three, and everyone got the rules right away. Turn in both
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My name is Justin and I host quiz! And they all lived happily after. The End.


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Bruno's Tavern
7538 Maple St
New Orleans, LA
70118
Sunday, June 28, 2015
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The Official State Bird Of Not Caring
Quizmaster Mike

Back in my days as a kid growing up in Delaware (“The First State”!), I knew everything there was to know about the state. I’m not talking politics, history, or economics. Lord knows Delaware doesn’t have much of any of those things. No, I’m thinking state bird, state ore, state insect, state flag, and state motto. You know, the important things. But as an adult, I’ve moved around state-to-state a lot and I’ve never learned those kinds of facts again. Indeed, those very same things that I had memorized about Delaware I never even sought out about other states. I even forgot all my home state stuff. But,
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Mike moved down to New Orleans 3 days before Hurricane Katrina hit. Yikes. After spending the next 5 years down there, he packed up his wagon trained and headed West, to the great unknown. There, he met Kent and Eric of the Geeks crew, and he started hosting a quiz in Santa Fe. After denying the seductive as long as he could, Mike returned to his first love, the city of New Orleans. There, he hosts a weekly quiz and gets all the girls.

Mike spent much of his childhood on a farm on the East Coast. He quickly fled the cows, the cold, and the close-by relatives breathing down his neck. He has been known to wander the wasteland alone, picking at the shells of supply trains.

Mike likes warm rain, Planet Earth, any food stuffed with another food, Bugs Bunny cartoons, bacon, Risk, the zombie apocalypse and exclamation points! He hates J-Lo movies, Dr. Phil, small dogs, scented candles, coconut candies, and girls that take a million pictures of themselves.


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Zephyr Brewing Co
1421 26th Street
Denver, CO
80205
Sunday, June 28, 2015
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Hot, Hot, Hot
Score-O-Matt-ic 9001 Series QUIZBOT

As in, "How you feelin'?"It's Hot.Like real Hot Hot.Anyone who says "But it's a dry heat" can suck my right bolt, because it's still Hades frickin' hot no matter how damn dry or not it is outside. Sure, there is no humidity which would make it feel hotter, but that's like telling someone in a burning house "Hey, at least YOU'RE not on fire, too!'.  They won't find any comfort in the fact that they themselves are not on fire.Granted, it's Summer.  It's supposed to be hot.  I'd probably be concerned if it were snowing in the middle of June and turning into July.  Concerned, but only after I welcome a drop in temperatures.  This
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Score-O-Matt-ic 9001 Series Quizbot is heck-bent on the enslavement of humanity and world domination.  When he is not slowly polluting minds, he is infecting those of Quizlandia through daily and weekly statistical analysis.  

KNEEL BEFORE QUIZBOT! 


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McCabe's Tavern
520 S Tejon St
Colorado Springs, CO
80903
Thursday, June 25, 2015
[Thursday's @ 8:00 pm]
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Hey nonny nonny.
Fuckmaster Emeritus

Ha, I know I'm like a liiiiiiiiittle late in getting this posted, but events took a turn Friday that required some editorial attention. You may have heard about that. Aaaaaaanyway! Fun was had by all at McCabe's on Thursday, if by "all" you mean "whuhhhh, I can't hear you. Those buttholes at the bar are screaming too loudly." Because mais oui, mes amis, there were buttholes. Like an industrial-sized bucket of them, who were not only oblivious to the fact that pub quiz was going on but aggressively opposed to the idea of noticing any other people were alive in the whole world. This meant that your beloved Fuckmaster was doing a lot of shoutin and hollerin and yellin and that now my
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Aaron's been quizmastering since before you were born. He's occasionally hilarious when he's not being sort of a dick. Things that make him giggle include: Li'l Jon; gamboling puppies; the word "oatmeal." No idea why. He's doing preeeeeetty well for himself, thank you.