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Timbers Sports Bar
136 West Tomichi Avenue
Gunnison, CO
81230
Tuesday, May 26, 2015
[Tuesday's @ 7:00 pm]
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Ringo Buys a Rifle.
Jantz in Your Pants

Last night was very exciting!  I ride your Mom with no Handlebars got second, to last.  It’s kinda a big deal.  We have some teams that hover in the top three places every week.  They walk with a bar tab most weeks and consistently show up to the Quiz.  But there is a team that traditionally takes last place.  Most weeks they are in last place.  I think that is pretty bad ass.  They have a good time, don’t win tabs and still are here every week.  Thanks Jessica and friends for making the other teams feel happy that they didn’t finish last. Now that I think about it, they are most likely the most normal people of all the quizzers.
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Originally from Columbus, Ohio.  Moved to the sprawling metropolis of Gunnison, Colorado to attend Western State.  And yes, I did graduate with an Anthropology degree.  My hands are magic to a bicycle.  Although, not so much with the ladies!  Speaking of the ladies, I love to pitch a tent, when camping. 


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Tap Root Public House
3300 Spenard Rd
Anchorage, AK
99503
Tuesday, May 26, 2015
[Tuesday's @ 7:00 pm]
[Sunday's @ 6:30 pm]
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What's your number
LauraComer

No need to ask that any more! I know all your numbers! And you all know each others numbers too!! I wish Round 6 had happened earlier so y'all could have made fun of each other for it the rest of the night. The sweet, sweet boys of team It would have better if the Iron Giant died offered 3 as their answer for the average number of lifetime sexual partners (rounded up to the whole number let me add) that a Millennial will have. It's a wonder they quiz by themselves.     Sex and a movie.    We went right from a full-bar disclosure of our number of sexual partners to me ruining a bunch of TV series for you. Felicity
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Laura originates from (suburban) Cleveland, OH. And came to Anchorage via NY, DC, NM, and CA. No, she's not from Alaska. Yes, you can remind me all the time about how many winters you've had and how winter is coming. She will just keep letting her mind drift to Game of Thrones.  

In the daytime hours, Laura will be seen admiring her handsome dog, Truman, speedwalking with coffee in hand, throwing rocks at big coal companies, and keeping the couch in front of her television warm. 

As a political science major and NPR aficionado, she can pronounce most Middle Eastern dictators names with ease, but cannot tell you anything about pop culture and will likely mispronounce Rhianna (She had a student named Rhiannon a while back, she had nothing in common with Rhianna). 

She kept her 6th grade students entertained with ridiculous faces she doesn't realize she's making while often passing judgement on everything she sees or hears. #ItsNotYou #ItsHer #TooEasyToRead


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Ballard Loft
5105 Ballard Ave NW
Seattle, WA
98107
Tuesday, May 26, 2015
[Tuesday's @ 8:00 pm]
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Harry Potter: Sex Magick Wizard
Quizmaster Pio

So, if you think of British Occultists, you generally think of one of two people: Aleister Crowley or Harry Potter.  So, it really was a simple choice for our sex magick question last night.  a 50-50 shot even.  One might even say 100% shot, assuming you've realized that Harry Potter isn't real. That being said, I'm pretty sure Gryffindor's would not have any sort of interesting sex.  I'd guess they'd be the most puritanical of the Hogwarts houses when it comes to boinkin'.  The "after-marriage" only type of gang.  The standard missionary position only type sex, with maybe cowgirl on special occasions.  Perhaps the "sex-only-for-procreation" type
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Let's talk about me, finally. Sean McNeil once said, "I don't know how you can be so arrogant yet hate yourself so much." Thanks, Sean. To answer the question you did not actually ask, I do not know how I pull it off but I do and it works. That is, if you consider mind-boggling neurosis and crippling depression "working" but let us just go with it. I live in Seattle yet I am originally from New Jersey. That means I am a bastard. Do not say "GTL" around me, I will cut you. I may cut you anyway, since I have issues. I got introduced to this whole pub quiz world when I went to a quiz at my current venue with two friends and a sociopathic girl without a soul. After the soulless girl left my life I noticed that Geeks Who Drink was hiring in Seattle and I thought, "Oh my, this seems like a great place to feed my ravenous narcissim as well as fill the hole left by the soulless girl with lots of meaningless sex, perhaps finding some girl and trick her into loving me." Well, it did not quite work out like that, but I am still trying. In the mean time, I really enjoy having everyone listen to everything I say and deconstructing them verbally when their actions do not please me. Or verbally deconstructing them because I am bored. Also drinking lots of whiskey. I feel like my father.


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Addison Ice House
3875 Ponte Ave #250
Addison, TX
75001
Tuesday, May 26, 2015
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Texas - Land Of 10,000 Lakes
BrettWelaj

So my power went out on three separate occasions last night. I was supposed to have my drainage system put in tomorrow since they couldn't do it last week due to all the standing water. Ironic right? And then last night I poured buckets at my house and now I have to postpone tomorrow's planned installation. Right now my back yard is literally a pond next to a pool that's so full of dirt and mud it looks brown. Sigh, and I had just spent several weeks getting in swim-worthy and I'm back to square. I have one thing to say to you Mother Nature. Fuck off.   I went to a birthday party for a trivia player from my other venue on Friday. While I'm there someone else from trivia
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Hey everyone. I live in Dallas and currently host the pub quiz at the Addison Ice House in Addison, Texas Tuesday nights at 8:00. Uh, a little about me. Well I do network administration and computer forensics for the government. I like long walks on the beach, full contact origami, and Jell-O.


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Grind
720 Grand Ave
Glenwood Springs, CO
81601
Tuesday, May 26, 2015
[Tuesday's @ 7:30 pm]
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Those Millennials Need to Step It Up
Please don't call me Matt. I hate that.

Sadly (for you) there are parts of the world you just can’t get into unless you happen to be a Quizmaster. I say “sadly” because you are truly missing out – putting several QMs in the same place is a guaranteed laugh riot. Take what you know about me; now imagine many of me in one place at the same time (sorry for the nightmare fuel). Events like Geek Bowl or any big city themed Quiz will allow you to see the sheer beauty of the collection of egos, attitudes, and weirdness that make up our staff, and I will tell you right now that it is well worth the price of admission. Likewise there are parts of the interwebs that are inaccessible to you mere mortals; we have our
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Matthew likes to think of himself as a collector of things: books, movie knowledge, fat housecats, ex-girlfriends, bruises, etc. He also has a world-class collection of memories of hangovers past.

In a perfect world he would Quiz Monday-Friday and spend the weekend building stupid old cars, but in this imperfect world he only gets to Quiz once a week and he doesn't even have a driver's license. He is working on the formula for making that perfect world happen, but until then you'll just have to settle for those two nights a week.

When no otherwise preoccupied with work or shit like that you can find him cursing at the Rockies game on the vintage radio in his garage while he pretends to be productive with a bike or some such, or walking around West Glenwood. He just loves to walk for some reason.

If you want to give him a gift his favorite things in the world are anything vintage, baseball-related, or Italian. He also accepts cash.


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Danny's
23 Windward Ave
Venice, CA
90291
Tuesday, May 26, 2015
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Sex and Physics - whaaaaaaaaat?!
Iron Man

Greetings from your one and only, Iron Man Great to be back at Danny's Venice!  Big thanks to all of our lovely quizzers and servers that made this an awesome Tuesday. Also, if you're Russian and don't speak English - feel free to join the quiz regardless, you will probably place, just sayin.  :) CONGRATS TO OUR 1st PLACE WINNERS - JAMPORIUM!  With none other that the lovely Bri Sarikcioglu and Scott Thompson.  They rock!  Also, coming in strong in 2nd place and the only other team that stayed - THE DON'S all the way from Jackson, Mississippi!  (yes I had to recite the song
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My name is Chris Stark.  I am Iron Man.  The best weapon is the one you never have to fire.


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Braun Taphaus & Grille
5601 Olde Wadsworth Blvd
Arvada, CO
80002
Tuesday, May 26, 2015
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Claims to Fame
Elephant Gangsta Tooth

Hiya quizzers! It's another week of quizzing, but this time… the sun is out! Let's celebrate and go outside- wait, wait, wait, the clouds are back, time to hide- no NO THE SUN IS BACK OUT! Woooooo time to- nope, nope, nope, it is hiding again. This weather is more moody than I am when PMSing! That's a lie, me PMSing = raging Midwest tornados. I have some interesting facts regarding this weeks quiz! Now, I know that everyone has their miniature claim to fame some way or another, but we all share the same feeling of pride for our family members (or guilt, if, you know, your grandfather was Hitler or something). Claim
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My name is Alison (aka Elephant Gangster Tooth) and I come from the far land of New Mexico and moved to Denver in 2013. I geek out when it comes to video games and fitness, which contradict each other nicely. I recently got married and sold my soul to my husband Jeff in exchange for an endless supply for Starbursts.


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World of Beer (Cherry Creek)
660 S Colorado Blvd
Glendale, CO
80246
Tuesday, May 26, 2015
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The Baseballs, Am I Right?
Bela Lugosi's Dad

Seriously! I saw the name, theme and answer clips for that round and I was terrified. Just a little. Then I listened to it. Not to denigrate the fine audio round engineers at Geeks Who Drink Laboratories, but every once in a while we get a “cover songs” round, as performed by the Zanzibar Ukulele Quartet and I have to apologize to the bar staff as the half-dozen folks not quizzing angrily storm out to protect their eardrums. I love that sort of thing, you love that sort of thing, that’s why we’re pals! But for bridging the gap between Drink and Geek, a softer touch is often appreciated.   So thank
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I am a bipedal male who has lived 30 Earth years, give or take. I have enjoyed a variety of interests, including: watching television, preparing food and drink items for consumption, carpentry. I am not a big fan of baseball. Sorry, baseball.