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Beau Jo's (Arvada)
7525 West 53rd Avenue
Arvada, CO
80002
Thursday, July 30, 2015
[Wednesdays @ 7:00 pm]
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Cashing in Bill O'Reilly's Swear Jar
Diane Cletus

Some nights, you go off the rails. Like a runaway choochoo full of drunken stepparents colliding with a hillbilly insane asylum, things just go from bad to worse in a hurry. ‘Murph’, Matthew McConaughey dubbed it. That was last week’s quiz. We could’ve called a Murphy’s legislative session. But this Wednesday, the quiz gods were merciful and shined on us. Sun shining, breeze blowing and pee’s a-zaa-ing, last night was the kind of quiz that all summer nights should be made of. Not in some cheesy-ass Grease way, though. No, save
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Here's the 411 on Mr. H:

He's 29. He's surprisingly engaged. He's an art teacher-turned-instructional coach at a local high school. A really good one.

When not belching into a microphone, John can be found:

  • Sipping brews at the Dark Lord's favorite brewery.
  • Playing competitive air guitar.
  • Flopping Magic cards with the other dorks.
  • Bulleting lists...with extreme prejudice.


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Funky Buddha Lounge
776 Lincoln Street
Denver, CO
80203
Wednesday, July 29, 2015
[Wednesdays @ 8:00 pm]
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You're a Wizard, Harry
JoseTrujillo

I'm not a Harry Potter fan. It's not that I don't like the movies and books, I'm just not dedicated enough to call myself such. Harry Potter fans pass the normal use of the word, they take it quite serious. I on the other hand have not even read the books, I've only seen the films. Overall I would consider the majority of it to be a kids' series, but by the end of the set, just like the main characters, the tone has gotten more mature. It ends in a near dystopian type of series. Similar to other great sci-fi classics such as Star Wars, everything has to get a whole lot worse before it can get better, and I'm not talking about Jar Jar Binks.   Toward the end of the Harry
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Hamburger Mary's (Long Beach)
330 Pine Ave
Long Beach, CA
90802
Wednesday, July 29, 2015
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4th Street Frogger
Andy What

Wow, last night was pretty awesome! I’d say it was awesome because the quiz was great and your quizmaster was even greater, but it feels redundant to reiterate a known constant. Though, I do feel it necessary to remind you that quiz was really so awesome because of you. Anyways, an interesting thing happened to me on my way to quiz last night. I was driving down 4th Street and someone just jumped out in front of my car to cross the street. I know, you locals are thinking, “that happens every time I drive down 4th.”  You see, this suicidal fool was the first part leading me towards a realization. Then, as a continued down 4th someone
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You will find me anywhere that fine ales, excellent Irish Whiskeys, video games, and comic books can be found. Just look for the guy that is tea-bagging you with knowledge.


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Twelve Mile Limit
500 S Telemachus St
New Orleans, LA
70119
Wednesday, July 29, 2015
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We'll Do This Quiz LIVE!
Michael Domangue

I am in need a few things in life in order to feel truly complete. First of which is a magic coupon for unlimited Popeye's biscuits. Second is a working air conditioner. Third is World Peace. Fourth? I'll get to that around September. For now I would satisfied knowing that all sixteen teams who competed this week had a good time. I think we achieved that goal.   This week had a few surprises in store. The Bartenders decided to switch up their normal squad with a new configuration. But much like our beloved Saints, this new lineup came in with a lot of hype and poor execution. Their seventh place finish may not be something to be proud of, but it did encourage way too many
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Born on the bayou, that sort of looked like a suburb of Lafayette, I'm a fan of George Carlin, The Replacements, and KISS Pinball. You can find me hosting Geeks Who Drink in NOLA or drinking with geeks around multiple movie theaters in the metro area.


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Piper Down
1492 S State St
Salt Lake City, UT
84115
Wednesday, July 29, 2015
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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Draw a sentient STD
Doctor Nick: Thymelord

Take a gander at the photos from last night, because I gave a small optional assignment, and many of you responded with incredible submissions. The assignment: draw a walking, talking, sentient STD. You did not disappoint. From a Miley-esque literal wrecking ball, to a well-drawn Spongebob, and a stick figure with a bag of money titled “Magic Johnson” your submissions hit that nail right on the head. Seriously, you are beautiful people. We had some team-bending name swaps, and plenty of upsets to the normal order of things. The Mongooses came out on top, with Back Porch Philosophers right behind, narrowly edging
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Nick is one of the rare people who was born in Las Vegas long before it became Disneyland for degenerates. His growing discomfort for heat, and ongoing feud with some Canadian boy named Celine Dion led him to the land of Zion. Upon discovering this wasn't the same land of Zion mentioned in The Matrix, he decided to make the best of the situation and began hosting pub quizzes. 

His hobbies include drinking, eating, teaching children to swear, cooking, and being one of the last people on earth who thinks CDs are the only way to buy music. His turnoffs are walks on the beach, because that combines sun, sand, and countless bacterias growing in the moist heat. 

By day he looks at an endless supply of MBA student assignments and weeps for the future. His most recent inappropriate comment to a student was, "I could take your business proposal to run an armoury for Live-Action-Role-Players seriously if it wasn't for the 793 grammatical errors which impeded my giggling."

He's not a licensed therapist, but he's happy to take a look inside your head and solve your problems. Better yet, come out to a quiz and drink your troubles away.

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Cavern Club (at the Hard Rock)
116 Pike Street
Seattle, WA
98101
Wednesday, July 29, 2015
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Wherein change comes from all sides, The quizmaster force-deflects paper air-planes, and players are forced to answer the important question: Dinosaurs or Hello Kitty?
Snarky Shark

July 29th, 2015 - The Cavern ClubTonight we returned to the Cavern Club after a week-long lapse in quiz. With it came some changes.For one, the Internet Bonus Question is now completely online. Thus the Jester-Cap is receivinga much needed break. In addition to that, I got to discover that my answer sheets had suddenly vanished!What to do?Replace them with note pads. Yeah, I'll replace them with note-pads and hand out stickers!No one will notice!Yeah, they noticed.Some were pretty irate, too!However, the quiz must go on. I broke the news to them about the New Fancy
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Hi Everyone,

This is Snarky Shark. I'm the current host of the GeeksWhoDrink Pubquiz over at the Lunchbox Laboratory in South Lake Union and The Blarney Stone on Pike.

As for me, I'm pretty much a Seattlite. Sure, I've lived all over the Western United States, but I definitely call this place my home. 

Personally, I dig science questions. Why? Well, in real life <le sigh> I'm a graduate student in the Department of Biochemistry in the University of Washington. Though, I can't say I've ever made a Kool-Aid cocktail as is the case with the Lunchbox Lab.

I really enjoy the regular players, with their funny quirks. As well as the hopeful glean in the eyes of the newbies who think they can win. (How quickly those hopes are shattered...)

Need a ringer for Chemistry? Biochemistry? Weird Geological Distributions of Heavy Metals? (Music and otherwise?) I can help with that. However, if you're on the other side of the quiz...I can't help you. But you're going to need it.

See you then.

-Snarky Shark


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Pitfire Pizza (Downtown LA)
108 West 2nd Street
Los Angeles, CA
90012
Wednesday, July 29, 2015
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Pitfire State of Mind
Admiral Cabbage

Dear Beyonce, Thank you for taking the time to read this letter.  I am writing for a friend of mine who has what we, her family and friends, deem a bit of a problem that I think you can help us with.  You see, every week we get together for this little thing we call a Pub Quiz.  Geeks Who Drink Pub Quiz, at Pitfire Pizza in Downtown LA.  Now, I know you live in New York and your husband even has a song about it and you never leave the city limits...like ever, but if you could find it in your heart to come out to our quiz and help this poor girl get over her addiction that would be great.  You see Bey (may I call you Bey?) she is addicted...to you.
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Have you ever had one of those days where you just can't seem to get the lid off your industrial grade lube? WELL I HAVE SIR!!! I HAVE!  


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Oak Street Pub (formerly Horse & Hound)
403 Oak Street
Hood River, OR
97031
Wednesday, July 29, 2015
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OH, GOOD FOR YOU.
MarcusFridley

Heat wave coming soon, fellow quizzers. I needed a mojito and a glass of ice water up there, because it's important to stay hydrated. Also an excuse to wear sunglasses, which make you look cool. Fall/Winter are my preferred seasons, but Summer isn't all bad. I guess. We'll be quizzing in August next week. Hasta la vista July of 2015, I'm sure people will still be setting off leftover fireworks into September. Four fearsome quiz teams last night:  Opossums w/ laser beams, Binge Thinkers, EMTAE, and Ragin AZNs. 8 fearsome rounds in all: Round 1 was your topical news round from minimum wage boosts to Ant-Man. Have you seen Adam Sandler lately?
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Quizmaster Marcus is a Hood River local and has been QM for the Horse&Hound the last 4 years. He runs the quiz for the love of the game and uses the cash received on a perfectly healthy beer habit and a perfectly unhealthy video game habit. He writes bios in the third person and will ask for the cheapest beer when offered a free drink.
Likes: Audio rounds, Visual rounds, Esoteric knowledge, Teams that have fun.
Dislikes: Celebrity gossip, Answers he can't pronounce correctly, Teams that don't have fun.


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Clock Tower Grill
9360 Station St
Lone Tree, CO
80124
Wednesday, July 29, 2015
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The More, the Merrier
StephanieLange

This week's random history reading was about the Hundred Years War. Really a series of engagements between England and France, this was the period that saw the rise of national identity in both countries. The chaos generated by the insanity of Charles VI of France allowed Henry V of England to gain large amounts of territory across the Channel. Then he married a daughter of the crazy king and died young, leaving his kingdom to his infant son. The crazy gene seems to have been passed down to Henry VI, whose own incapacity led to the Wars of the Roses and the loss of practically all of England's territory in France. Karma's a bitch.A busy night of quiz down here. Seven teams stuck it out
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Sloan's Bar and Grille
5850 W 25th Ave
Edgewater, CO
80214
Wednesday, July 29, 2015
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Let's Rumble in the Jungle!
Tina the Bold

So we have times wherein I know the Quiz, and subsequently feel like all of you will score so well… our scores will rank high, and we were all born to play this Quiz like nobody’s business.  What happened tonight?  We’re ready to RUMBLE, but round two was crap.  We’re ready to laugh, but round seven was weird.  We’re ready to score, but the nerves were too high.  Ahhhhh…. Alas, this was not our Quiz.  Please give me feedback so that we can always excel.  Off week?  No worries.  We will recover.  The Quiz will be OURS.  We can always win it.  Let’s make it work!   Let’s
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Quizmistress Extraordinaire. Loves the Pixies; loves the microphone; loves the Quiz. Come join me at Sloan's every Wednesday! We drink whisky and build the neighborhood together.


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Concordia Ale House
3276 NE Killingsworth St
Portland, OR
97211
Wednesday, July 29, 2015
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Call it what you Quiz
Sean Franson

The sounds, they said. There were great sounds. You'd be in a room, and bam, hear something around a corner. But it's a game! How's that even possible. Good design. It was almost like something was in the room with you, hiding around the corner. Again, impossible! The sounds are just coming out of my TV, something with crummy speakers. It's not possible for it to project things to other places. It's just a TV. And it's just a game.   That's what I told myself. You have to play it, said all my friends. It's like Dark Souls. They know my weakness. Say something is like Dark Souls, and I'll play it, I don't care what it is. I compare everything to it, and I play it still.
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I'm so excited to be hosting Pub Quiz for Geeks who Drink! I moved to Portland 4 years ago with my wife, Gayle, to attend grad school at PSU. I've since earned a Master's Degree in Theater, with an emphasis on Performance. Hopefully I can fold some of that into rocking the mic like a vandal. Did that make me sound old? I feel old.


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Trident Grill
2033 East Speedway Boulevard
Tucson, AZ
85719
Wednesday, July 29, 2015
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Stopping poachers is like pulling teeth.
Caribbean Joe

Thanks to some friends for the title.  You know who you are. Cecil is big news.  Last night’s team names were testament to that.  There has been a lot of back and forth about people that are upset about the blatant taking of wildlife since it is solely due to ego.  A lot of others are on about how human deaths and tragedies should be the focus instead of the animals. Now there are so many points to be made.  First off yes, human tragedy is very important, but a lot of people seem to be disenfranchised with the human condition.  As Dr. Cox said on Scrubs, “People aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard coated bastards
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I enjoy long walks on the beach, scooter rides and zombies.  

I have a BS in BS.  I can BS in at least 2 languages and I can convincingly imitate a few others.

I enjoy any occasion to dress up.  I will go disco, zombie or Mandalorian if you give me a reason. 

I am Caribbean Joe.  Born in Texas, I lived in the southwest pretty much all my life.  A desert dweller's life for me.  

So I picked up quizzing after my friend and scorekeeper, Island Amy, found an ad and prodded me to audition.  The rest is history.  Loving the quiz and the people it draws.  If I am not quizzing, you may find me out enjoying Tucson.

You may also see me around town on my scooter.  Feel free to wave.

If you want to know more, stop by and quiz and meet me and I just might answer your questions. Hell I may even answer you truthfully.


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The Drag Bar
2324 Guadalupe St
Austin, TX
78705
Tuesday, July 28, 2015
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Babies. Babies Will Tear Us Apart.
Kavi Kardoshian

One of our regular Drag Bar teams is being torn apart by babies, and I thought I'd let everyone else know about it. There are two babies in question: One has already experienced a bit of life outside the womb, while the other remains in utero for now, due to emerge sometime in early fall. The already birthed one is a girl, and the non-birthed one is a boy. They're both babies. Both have forced their poor mothers to refrain from drinking during quiz, as babies are wont to do. But the one that's already birthed is quite adorable, and I expect the n00b will be as well. I've encouraged both couples to bring their babies along to the quiz, because who doesn't love a baby in
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And I would do anything for love
I'd run right into hell and back
I would do anything for love
I'd never lie to you and that's a fact
But I'll never forget the way you feel right now,
Oh no, no way
And I would do anything for love, but I won't do that
No, I won't do that

Anything for love
Oh, I would do anything for love
I would do anything for love, but I won't do that
No, I won't do that

Some days it don't come easy
Some days it don't come hard
Some days it don't come at all, and these are the days that never end
Some nights you're breathing fire
Some nights you're carved in ice
Some nights you're like nothing I've ever seen before or will again

Maybe I'm crazy, but it's crazy and it's true
I know you can save me, no-one else can save me now but you

As long as the planets are turning
As long as the stars are burning
As long dreams are coming true
You'd better believe it, that I would do

Anything for love
And I'l be there until the final act
I would do anything for love, and I'll take a vow and seal a pact
But I'll never forgive myself if we don't go all the way, tonight
I would do anything for love
Oh, I would do anything for love
Oh, I would do anything for love, but I won't do that
No, I won't do that

I would do anything for love
Anything you've been dreaming of, but I just won't do that

Some days I pray for silence
Some days I pray for soul
Some days I just pray to the god of sex and drums and rock 'n' roll
Some nights I lose the feeling
Some nights I lose control
Some nights I just lose it all when I watch you dance and the thunder rolls

Maybe I'm lonely, that's all I'm qualified to be
That's just one and only, the one and only promise I can keep

As long as the wheels are turning
As long as the fires are burning
As long as your prayers are coming true
You'd better believe it, that I would do

Anything for love
And you know it's true and that's a fact
I would do anything for love, and there'll never be no turning back
But I'll never do it better than I do it with you. So long, so long
I would do anything for love
Oh, I would do anything for love
Oh, I would do anything for love, but I won't do that
No, I won't do that
No, no, no, I won't do...

I would do anything for love
Anything you've been dreaming of, but I just won't do...

But I'll never stop dreaming of you ev'ry night of my life, no way
I would do anything for love
Oh, I would do anything for love
I would do anything for love, but I won't do that
No, I won't do that

Will you raise me up? will you help me down?
Will you get me right out of this godforsaken town?
Will you make it all a little less cold?

Will you hold me sacred? Will you hold me tight?
Can you colourise my life, I'm so sick of black and white?
Can you make it all a little less old?

Will you make me some magic with your own two hands?
Will you build and emerald city with these grains of sand?
Can you give me something I can take home?

Will you cater to every fantasy I got?
Will you hose me down with holy water, if I get too hot?
Will you take me places I've never known?

After a while you'll forget everything
It was a brief interlude and a midsummer night's fling
And you'll see that it's time to move on

I know the territory, I've been around
It'll all turn to dust and we'll all fall down
Sooner or later you'll be screwing around

Anything for love
Oh, I would do anything for love
I would do anything for love, but I won't do that
No, I won't do that


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Mother Muff's
2432 W Colorado Ave
Colorado Springs, CO
80904
Wednesday, July 29, 2015
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Inauguration 3.0
Full Monte

Wow!  What a whirlwind!  The last ten days have been a ton of fun, going to the different venues making lots of new friends.  Thanks to Morgan and Jess for all the awesome training And Derick, I don't know what I would have done , if you had not been there tonight!  Jess, you saved my ass and the GWD Brand and I am eternally grateful!  I hope we can have drinks soon so I can but you both a shot! Jess and Morgan, under your tutelage and mentorship, I feel more than capable of being a great Quizmaster. Thank you Stefani, for giving me a shot!!
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Glad to be back living in the most beautiful state in this great country! Looking forward to making lots of new friends with GWD and other fun people around the Pikes Peak region!


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Company Cafe
2104 Greenville Ave
Dallas, TX
75206
Monday, July 27, 2015
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That Time I Wrote A Blog Comparing/Contrasting Pooping By Different Sexes
Your Best Friend Rachel

So I wrote out an entire blog late Tuesday night (or early Wednesday am, depending on your schedule) and was super proud of it. Then I wasn't able to publish said blog, due to a technical glitch with my scoresheet. OH THANK GOD FOR SMALL MIRACLES. Guys, I went and read my saved draft Wednesday afternoon and that blog was complete garbage. It was awful. I basically wrote an essay where I pondered why (generally speaking) guys take forever to do their "business" versus girls. Then I wrote a full second paragraph about guys farting versus girls farting and how there is this double standard and it's complete horseshit blah blah blah. So I scrapped it. Basically YOU'RE WELCOME. Jesus.
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Reviews for Rachel:

*She's a crazy damned nightmare. - Audreia, Allen Wickers

*She is such an asshole. - Former day job bossman

*She's like a kindergarten teacher after three martinis. - QM Glenn

*I want to adopt her. - John Dicker, Geeks Who Drink Owner

*No - QM SSR

*Remind me why we're friends again? - QM JWarr

*She once took a bite of quesadilla and washed it down with Fireball. - OGQMOTY

*Cute. Cuddly. Stabby. - Wayne, BST

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Let's make beautiful Quiz together:

--> Mondays at Company Cafe (8pm)

--> Tuesdays at Nodding Donkey Uptown at (8pm)

--> Saturdays at Jack Mac's Swill & Grill (9pm)

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Let's cyberstalk each other:

FB @wildaggie. Twitter & IG @grownassperson.


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Little Tokyo
1340 S Carrollton Ave
New Orleans, LA
70118
Tuesday, July 28, 2015
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Writing My Name On The Chalkboard
Michael Domangue

Greetings Little Tokyo!   Meredith took the week off to recover from an illness that could best be described as icky. As your substitute quizmaster, I have the dual duty to put together a quiz that would make her proud, as well as the duty to not burn down the restaurant so she has a venue to go back to next week. I know I achieved the latter goal, but let's talk about the former.   This week's quiz featured five teams with a deep love for beating the heck out of each other with brain power. Although I think around round six I saw some silverware flying, but I can neither confirm nor deny that the event in question took place. And when I say this quiz
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Born on the bayou, that sort of looked like a suburb of Lafayette, I'm a fan of George Carlin, The Replacements, and KISS Pinball. You can find me hosting Geeks Who Drink in NOLA or drinking with geeks around multiple movie theaters in the metro area.