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Caveau Wine Bar
450 E. 17th Street
#110
Denver, CO
80203
Monday, July 27, 2015
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Time for Another Rant!
Score-O-Matt-ic 9001 Series QUIZBOT

It's been a long time since you had an old-fashioned Quizbot rant, and I'm in the mood for one, so here you go!  Each of these, both individually and collectively, make me want to incinerate your planet and move onto another Class-M biosphere!  You're lucky I haven't done it already.1. Mommies - Yes, this is normally an annoyance near the top of my list.  I especially hate Mommies who thing they're the first human to ever conceive an offspring!  No! Colton, Draven, and Madison were not Earth's first children.  The only thing worse than Mommies are Mommies who Blog about being Mommies.  NOBODY CARES!2. Grand
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Score-O-Matt-ic 9001 Series Quizbot is heck-bent on the enslavement of humanity and world domination.  When he is not slowly polluting minds, he is infecting those of Quizlandia through daily and weekly statistical analysis.  

KNEEL BEFORE QUIZBOT! 


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John Harvard's Brewery & Ale House
33 Dunster Street
Cambridge, MA
02138
Monday, July 27, 2015
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Remember To Check For Prostrate Cancer
JonGabso

In a humble lil’ meeting of 4 very feisty and competitive quiz teams tonight at John Harvard’s, it yet again was a superclose slugfest with the results of the final round essentially deciding the whole thing. Frequent champs Krystle & Caress were reduced to a duo tonight and were slightly in a position of having to come back from behind. I don’t want to assume they’d have destroyed this one had they brought their full slate of 4 or 5 geniuses, but when they’re this solid with just 2 that’s hard to imagine.   Krystle hopped into a small lead 2 rounds in, which was promptly erased in round 3 by the
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I'm 26. My hair is weird colors sometimes. I collect records, love anime, and for some reason I'm a huge NASCAR fan. My first words were "Price is Right" and I was president of my high school quiz bowl team for a year, so now I like to read trivia to my fellow drunks. Knowing answers to silly questions is like, IN MY BLOOD MAAAAN.


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Battery Park Bar & Lounge
33 Batterymarch Street
Boston, MA
02110
Monday, July 27, 2015
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Errbody's Like Quiz, Yo
Hopeless Semantic

 People are all like yo, "there's a quiz, son?"  And I'm all like, "yeah, son."  So I put on my backwards hat and I'm all like "let's do this." Loud EDM music starts playing from my laptop and turntables while I hold my headphones with one hand and wear sunglasses inside the bar. Then I'm all like, "oh yeah, let's get this quiz started." I uncork a bottle of Cristal and spray it all over my electronics but nothing gets damaged. Everbody is aware that I rule. I get out my t-shirt cannon and fire it right in a lady's face at point blank range but she doesn't get hurt and enjoys getting some free stuff that says "Corona" on it. You
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Yes, I am the one in the picture you think I am. 

 

Hey sucka. I haven't updated this in a while sucka. Sucka. Come to Miller's Ale House every Weds at 8 pm, sucka. Suckafish. 


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Corner Pub
14565 Allen West Road
Bow, WA
98232
Monday, July 27, 2015
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How Do You Pronounce That Again?
Master Moose

There were some pretty amusing answers tonight that left me scratching my head. In round 1 apparently "Princess" ratified it's (her?) charter in San Francisco in 1945 and a "Pelican" was apparently one of the available weapons in Clue! (It was the Princess in San Francisco with a Pelican!) Also, both teams wrote "Ghirardelli Chocolate" for the answer for question 7 (instead of "sourdough"). I could see more than 1 team writing "chocolate", but how did they end up being so specific? Now you might be thinking that one team overheard the other, but not only were they not close enough for that to be a real possibility, but there was an exceptionally noisy table of non-players between them.
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In the year 1900 Seamus was accused of a crime he didn't commit. He then requisitioned Nikola Tesla to build a device that would send him to 2013 to find the answers and clear his name. You are those answers.


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Dante's Fire
2526 E Grant Rd
Tucson, AZ
85719
Monday, July 27, 2015
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Shakira loves your big butt
Quizmaster Zero: Scoobses Edition

To be honest with all of you, I really enjoy it when something vaguely spectacular happens at ze quiz, because at that point the blog pretty much writes itself.  Now, usually I'll relay a few anecdotes, or some other such nonsense, but today I'm jumping right in with both feet.  There was a fucking three-way tie for first place!  It was fecking awesome! So, although it's typically poor form to mention as much, we did have a couple of teams leave before the end of quiz; their scores weren't so good.  However, the reason I mention this is because of the fact that they played.  I guarantee they had no intention of such things when they ventured
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Tap Root Public House
3300 Spenard Rd
Anchorage, AK
99503
Sunday, July 26, 2015
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Sorry, Frivolous Torts, But Someone On Your Team Has Really Bad Handwriting
Quizmistrix Lalenya

It happens almost every week, but no matter the Scorekeeper, no matter the Quizmaster, they just keep getting entered into the Official Spreadsheet as Frivolous Tarts. And really, isn't that a better name? I know I identify with it more easily. I've never sued anyone, much less just for the heck of it. But have I been a Frivolous Tart? Uh, yeah, have you met me? This week's quiz was graced with not only 15 teams, the super awesome Chris Linn (where the hell has he been?), and the oxford comma, but also the triumphant return of Period Sex!!! Yes, we had Beck and Heinrich in the house, joining William Nye the History Guy, Gary, Gavin, and some dude from New York. For those of you that
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Lalenya is a veteran quizzer from Seattle.  She cut her teeth playing (and winning with her amazing teammates) at such venues as Mulleady's, The Old Pequliar, Coopers and of course, The Globe (now The Ould Triangle).  A founding member of the Pantsless Pete Appreciation Society, she has been quizzing with Geeks Who Drink for over 2 years.  She misses playing, but really enjoys hosting, and understands the importance of a great Quizmaster.


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480 Bar
480 north Arizona Ave
Chandler, AZ
85225
Monday, July 27, 2015
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Our Inaugural Event
Steve

Howdy, my name is Steve, and I'm a QuizMaster. I'd like to thank you all for coming out to the first Geeks Who Drink pub quiz at the 480 Bar! I had a great time hosting, and I hope you all had a good time being quizzed. Tonight, we learned that trivia and pool can peacefully co-exist, that no one has ever seen the movie The Adventures of Tin Tin, and that either no one in Chandler thinks that 9/11 was an inside job, or there are Truthers but they're too polite to say anything about it.Shout out to The Grimaces for remaining in character for their team photo, and to Team Chozen for the wonderful Kermit the Frog doodles
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Harry's Bar & Grill
1430 Commonwealth Avenue
Brighton, MA
02135
Monday, July 27, 2015
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How I Spent My Summer Vacation
The Duke of Allston

Day 1   Remember in "Dumb and Dumber" when they're driving through the Plains, thinking that they were supposed to be in Colorado, and they say "that John Denver was full of it, man?" I had the same thought on the first day of my annual California adventure. Albert Hammond enjoyed a hit in 1972 with "It Never Rains in Southern California." Yet, it started coming down around 4 PM on Sunday afternoon, and persisted long enough to delay the Red Sox/Angels game scheduled for 5 PM to the next day.   It was not raining during the day, so I spent the afternoon at the best fair I've seen (and I'm something of a connoisseur of fairs), the OC Fair in Costa
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I grew up in Burlington, VT, and moved here on a whim in 2003.  Became the quiz presenter at White Horse Tavern in 2005, where I worked for 7 years for another quiz company. Then Geeks Who Drink came a-callin'.  I first rejected their overtures, but joined the family when they offered to pay me in hair gel.

When I'm not hosting your quiz or hitting on you, I enjoy horse racing, kayaking,and baseball.  I once won $33,000 on a $48 horse ticket.  I also participated in the 2012 and 2014 Horse Player World Series, and in the 2014 National Handicapping Championship, both elite handicapping tournaments held annually in Las Vegas.

I was on "Judge Mathis" in 2004, and also appeared locally on the Red Sox trivia game show "The Batters' Box" in 2009.  Yet, I still get recognized for appearing for ten seconds on a casting special for "Beauty and the Geek" in 2005.  Seriously, it's aired on television maybe twice, and people recognize it.  It's stupendous.


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The Forum (Puyallup)
208 South Meridian
Puyallup, WA
98371
Monday, July 27, 2015
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You're the Inspiration!!
Rebecca

Beautiful, swag-filled night at The Forum Puyallup!  We had seven hardcore teams battling for the win.  And it was a good fight!   Round one tested our San Francisco knowledge.  But it was team Almost Strangers who scored a perfect 8. So the Golden Gate Bridge is International Orange?!?   Audio round two saw some big scores and some jokers used.  It was team I Wanted to be Lynn Swan who jumped ahead with a whopping 22 points!  Favorite song of the round? Chicago's You're the Inspiration.  Check it out... it's dreamy!   Round three required some brain work and some power of deduction. 
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Yen Ha Restaurant and Lounge
6820 NE Sandy Blvd
Portland, OR
97213
Monday, July 27, 2015
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The Numbers Are a Lie
Wendy

If you think you can’t have a rip-roaring time at quiz with only two teams, you are very, very wrong. Also, Vancouver is to a real place.  And living there means I get to drive the opposite direction of traffic on my way to Yen Ha every Monday.  Now you don’t have to wonder why I always show up with a smile on my face.  Bipolar Express was out to avenge their loss in overtime last week. The high score for round three was a whopping two points. After the first four rounds, it looked like DANTANADRIAN was going to be a formidable opponent. Once Bipolar Express took a perfect JOKERED visual round; it was all downhill
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New to the area, collecting jobs and wearing different hats. Passions include watching and talking about Roller Derby and spending time with my two dogs who mean the world to me.


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Twisted Pine Brewing Company
3201 Walnut Street
Boulder, CO
80301
Monday, July 27, 2015
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Ninth Place Is The New First
Chloe

It might not be November but there were plenty of reasons to give thanks at this Monday’s Twisted Pine quiz:   - We had a special raffle tonight. The prize? TRUMP, THE GAME. Because, when you find a Donald Trump board game at the thrift store you have no choice but to buy it and bring it to quiz. Obviously.   - In a glorious twist of fate (or maybe a show of brilliantly executed mediocrity) Maybe 9th Place? came in…ninth. Pure coincidence or not, we were all pretty f*ckin’ stoked about that one.   - It was a bittersweet night for the team members on Take A Little Piece of My Jesus—one
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Gourdough's Public House (Downtown)
209 B West 5th Street
Austin, TX
78701
Sunday, July 26, 2015
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Because for Some People, One Sphincter Just Ain't Enough.
AB Baby

Hey there, Gourdough's!So I'm gonna level with you. I was on cloud 9 when we did the Presidential Limerick round. I mean, really, gleeful is an appropriate adjective. So happy I felt light-headed. And under normal circumstances, our blog would totally be about that.But something else happened that I need to share with you. This is my forum, so strap on in!As you die hard regulars might know, this was my first time hosting at Gourdough's downtown. So my arrival and setup was all about first impressions. The staff was super sweet and helpful, the donut trailer out front smelled divine, the atmosphere was really cool with all the exposed brick and whatnot... But as I was plugging
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Native Austinite, feminist, patriot.

Anna dyes her hair blonde because she wants to be Leslie Knope. Her hobbies include arguing with the tv and radio - especially when political discussions come on, cleaning her apartment to the sounds of old school country music records, and writing letters to television networks to try and get Freaks and Geeks back on the air. Hey, it worked for Family Guy!

She believes fluoride is poisoning us all, Lee Harvey Oswald could never have made that shot, and Blink-182 is due for a reunion.


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Prohibition
504 East Colfax Avenue
Denver, CO
80203
Monday, July 27, 2015
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Don’t Forget to Wear Flowers in Your Hair Whilst Quizzing
AdamFedyski

With the number of songs that have been wrote about the city of San Francisco, you had to expect that we would drop a round all about the city and that the questions would be harder than “What’s the name of that there big bridge?” The quiz was far from easy tonight, with the first round requiring knowledge of San Francisco and the third round not being of the 50/50 variety. We needed somewhat of a challenge before Rumble in the Pub gets underway though. You don’t know about Rumble in the Pub? Do yourself a favor and click here to learn more and see if you have what it takes to hang tough in this
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When I'm not reading or partaking in Geeks Who Drink quizzes, you can find me at concerts, on stages attempting to do stand-up comedy, hiding from the city in the mountains, or at King Soopers when I run out of food and don't have enough money to go to Whole Foods.


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Glass Half Full (Lakeline)
14028 U.S. 183
Austin, TX
78717
Monday, July 27, 2015
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You Get One Free Murder on Your Birthday
The Freshmaker (QMOTY*IV)

Just remember, you have to use it by 11:59:59pm or it expires. It’s kind of like The Purge that way. Tonight, we had a lot of extra guests joining our proceedings at Glass Half Full, leaving only a scant few tables for people hoping to quiz with us. But never fear! Your intrepid quizmaster is flush with ideas on how to thin a crowd. For instance, playing Aqua’s Barbie Girl ad-nauseum seems to do the trick. Except for one group of birthday lollygaggers… hearing that 1997 pop hit only seemed to incense these birthday revelers. It was kind of like spraying for cockroaches, only to have the roaches complain about the
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By day I work on getting carpal tunnel, by night I dance for your amuesment.

All I ask is that you draw me like one of your French girls. 

I love Rick & Morty and venues that serve mozzarella sticks.

I've been QM'ing since October 2010 and have loved every minute of it.  I'm actually sitting here counting the minutes until I can work on next week's quiz.  One... two... three... fourteen... seventy... eleven hundred... one jillion...

... I'm also crap at math.


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Eclipse Sports Grill
1830 East Broadway Blvd
#106
Tucson, AZ
85719
Monday, July 27, 2015
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Jellyfish Really Need to Get With the Program
Patsquatch

Hey there I am Patsquatch, filling in for Mitchicus Mathematicus who was struck down with a vile sickness that has robbed him of his voice. Mitch was well enough to come and play, however, which was both great and disconcerting all at the same time. In a way it was sort of like making out with someone’s girlfriend while looking them right in the eyes. Not that I would know what that feels like as I have never done anything vaguely like that in my life. But I think it would probably feel sort of like that. Mitch was a good sport though and he was cool about it all and at no point tried to beat me senseless, which I would imagine is what he would do if I was actually making out with his
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Patsquatch is the author of four books and three movies. In addition he is an avid gamer, artist, musician, actor, martial artist, and film buff. 


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Draft Station (ABQ)
1720 Central Ave SW
Albuquerque, NM
87104
Monday, July 27, 2015
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Nun-sense! Or something habit forming
Cupcake

   The other day I was driving up 5th street and I saw a pair of nuns walking down the sidewalk. I did a double take (which they totally noticed, I am embarrassed to admit [ok, not THAT embarrassed because I just did]) because that is not something you see every day! It was a residential area and I don't remember there being any churches or convents around there. Don't nuns live in convents? I guess I don't know that much about nun living situations other than what I've seen in movies or read in books. Maybe I need to do more nun-research! Let's see what I can find... According to Wikipedia (our number one news source for all weird late-night questions:) "A
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I've been a Quizmaster for FOUR YEARS! Holy cheese, Batman!

Besides quiz I work at two other jobs, which are my own businesses! Check out The Octopus and The Fox

I also play kickball on the best* fucking team in the league! TACO KICK! 

I rock climb sometimes inside (outside is where snakes live!), ride a 1980 Vespa scooter with the Pharaoh Scooter Cult, and share a house with another QM (my husband Sean) two rescued Pit Bulls and a cat named Muffin. 

I like making art, sewing stuff, playing with legos, watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and enjoying a fine cup of tea.

RAWR!

 

*Best as in: Most fun. Not like best at the actual "sport".