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BricktownE Brewing Company
44 S Central Ave
Medford, OR
97501
Monday, August 31, 2015
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Sorry, this quiz is in base 8. None of that metric nonsense.
JohnWing

Well, we were honored to host some international guests last night! Team Europa featured a woman from Sweden, and a man from The Netherlands! While it was fun to host them, and we might see one or both of them next week, they finished 7th.Bialystock and Bloom, a team name pronounced best with a Swedish accent, placed 6th last night, even though they were only 6 points out of 3rd place. For you non-math-people out there, that means it was a tight game!Vicky Says “No”. Finally. Well, regardless of what Vicky said, she placed 5th last night. If you ask me, she was asking for it dressed that way. (See how ridiculous
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Beau Jo's (Fort Collins)
100 North College Avenue
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Monday, August 31, 2015
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Fairy Tales @ BEAU JO'S!!!
Andizzle fo' Shizzle

Fairy tales aren’t just for kids. Some of them have gruesome and disturbing plot points, such as Rumplestiltskin ripping his own legs off to commit suicide, or the Three Little Pigs boiling their nemesis alive inside a chimney cauldron. How about when The Pied Piper drowns a bunch of kids in the river? See, adult content. Or rather, a way to seriously cause a complex in your children and make terrified of the world around them.   Things we learned this week: - Michael Jackson did not cover Alien Ant Farm. - Jack & Jill and You Don’t Mess With The Zohan are god awful movies we should all do well
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Help me complete my 2015 art experiment:

#ProjectTshirt!
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Why yes, Andizzle fo' Shizzle is in fact my legit, legal name (as soon as I change it). Fo' rizzle, bizzle. I've hosted over 600 quizzes since 2008 and have written around 1,000 of our rounds. I'm also a vegetarian, a Jew, and a god damned pretty, pretty princess.

I kick ass and sometimes take names where appropriate; Quizmaster extraordinaire and all around nerd, I host the weekly quiz with both fury and pomp. If you ever find youself in need of a good beating in Halo, tetherball, or a good ole' fashioned PBR chugoff, feel free to let me know.

You can learn a little more about my messed up brain over at my Meet Your Quizmaster interview.

Check out Northern Colorado's Facebook page @ www.facebook.com/NoCoGeeksWhoDrink

I also write beer reviews and articles @ www.PorchDrinking.com

And if you so desire, I can also be found on The Facebooks or on The Twitters, Xbox Live, Steam, League of Legends, Battle.net, and your Mom's house.


--------------- Quiz Schedule ---------------

Beau Jo's - Monday
7:00pm, 205 N College Ave


Pour Brothers - Tuesday
8:00pm, 18220 Linden St


The Laboratory - Wednesday
7:30pm, 1801 S College Ave



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Red Papaya
530 1st Ave N
Seattle, WA
98109
Monday, August 31, 2015
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A Modern Day Fairy Tale
SaraColeman Campbell

Once upon a time, Sara Lydia subbed at Red Papaya.  She was in a funny mood -- you see, she had been recovering from a rough week which left her very tired physically, emotionally, and mentally.  She was so tired, she could barely stand without falling over.  And she was worried that she would not be able to provide the top notch quality entertainment that they fine quizzers of the Red Papaya so deserved.  However, somehow she managed to make it through to the end.  Whether or not she did well, we can't say.  But to celebrate, and also because she makes terrible life decisions, she decided it was best that she consume lots and lots of alcohol.
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Hey there!

My name is Sara Lydia Coleman Campbell, and I run the most awesome GWD quiz at the Three Lions Pub in Downtown Redmond.  When I'm not quizmistressing, I'm probably playing superheroes with the boys I nanny for or eating way too much hummus.  At night I get to cuddle up to a 13-pound mutt better known as the love of my life, Edmund.  Except for that one time he bit me and I went to the ER.  

I love hosting as well as playing quiz.  I also like drinking Red Bull and taking naps.  Sometimes I'll drink a Red Bull right before I take a nap.  

If you want to get to know me more, come check out the quiz next Tuesday at 8pm!  


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Stick + Stone
3027 Duportail Street
Richland, WA
99352
Monday, August 31, 2015
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Stewie Griffin IS Bruce Banner
Erin

Last night felt like a goddamn reunion up at Stick+Stone, what with a great mix of my lovely regulars (heeeeyyy, Scrubs!) and teams I feel like I haven't seen in ages (where you been, Team Awesome?!). Let's snuggle up on the couch and flip through the scrapbook of last night, shall we? Over here, see this? This was Round 1, which had quite the fairytale ending for both the O.V.O. Crew and n00bs the Quizards of Oz. Both finished with a perfect score! Ooh, and remember when the Volbeats used their Joker early in Round 2 to snag 16 points?! They were so proud! Here we see Round 3, where we heard several
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Company Cafe
2104 Greenville Ave
Dallas, TX
75206
Monday, August 31, 2015
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Adventures In Cooking (With Severe ADHD)
Your Best Friend Rachel

So last night's visual round was a bunch of crazy looking cooking implements and that reminded me of how I've somehow managed to go from a decent cook to become a terrible cook in my old age. JUST KIDDING I'M NOT OLD. But I was serious about being a bad cook. Guys. I have ADHD so bad that my doctor doesn't want me to drive unmedicated. #truestory So today I got home after work and screwed up the quesadilla I made. I know, right? How the hell do you screw up a quesadilla? Trust me. It's totes possible. In college I ate healthy as shit. I LOST weight, when most of my friends were gaining weight. Then I started hosting Quiz at bars and am currently eating bar food 4 nights a week. I
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Reviews for Rachel:

*She's a crazy damned nightmare. - Audreia, Allen Wickers

*She is such an asshole. - Former day job bossman

*She's like a kindergarten teacher after three martinis. - QM Glenn

*I want to adopt her. - John Dicker, Geeks Who Drink Owner

*No - QM SSR

*Remind me why we're friends again? - QM JWarr

*She once took a bite of quesadilla and washed it down with Fireball. - OGQMOTY

*Cute. Cuddly. Stabby. - Wayne, BST

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Let's make beautiful Quiz together:

--> Mondays at Company Cafe (8pm)

--> Tuesdays at Nodding Donkey Uptown at (8pm)

--> Thursdays at Angela's at the Crosswalk (8pm) But only through the end of September, y'all.

--> Saturdays at Jack Mac's Swill & Grill (9pm)

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Let's cyberstalk each other:

FB @wildaggie. Twitter & IG @grownassperson.


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Neil's Bahr
2006 Walker St
Houston, TX
77003
Monday, August 31, 2015
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Moving on Up
L

It was the last day of the month y'all, and I spent the last few days straight carrying my shit from one place to another. I was tired, but I finished cleaning up dog hair at just the right moment to still get my ass on over to you. It was worth it, as always. I even got some celebratory shots out of the deal. You bahrtenders are truly the best humans.  Sop in my hunger rage, I stuffed my face with a steak taco and potatoes via Pablo. It's been too long. He's miraculous. We should all be doing steak night like it's our jobs. As a human moving from Montrose to the Heights, I assure you that I know good food. And Pablo is cooking it for you every week. So put it in your mouths.
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I started quizzing way back in 2009 in a little 'ol town called Austin, TX. After making the move to Houston, I became a regular quizzer at Little Woodrow's Rice Village on Tuesday nights. It's more fun to win when you're beating grad students and doctors. A year went by, and I grew into quite the quiz addict. It was time to up the ante. I needed to be closer to the quiz action. At the auditions, I fought other contestants to the death to achieve an unexpected, well-fought victory. I now host Monday and Tuesday evenings while drinking delicious beer to forget the things I did to get here.

Before my quiz life, I attended school in San Antonio, where I became an English major and a rabid Spurs fan. During the day I work as a private tutor and professional taco slinger. When not engaged in any of these wonderful occupations, you'll find me buried in a book somewhere or out and about with my Australian Shepherd, Jam. I can even be spotted playing quiz on a Wednesday or Thursday. I can't quit you, quiz.

Join me for all my hosting smart-assery at Neil's Bahr Monday nights in East Downtown or in Rice Village at Little Woodrow's on Tuesdays. 


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Pimlico
810 Waugh Drive
Houston, TX
77019
Monday, August 31, 2015
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The Curious Case of the Shirt Imposter in the Night-Time
A.

Hi Pimlico Pub Quizzers. We had like fifteen teams last night! It was really good. Everyone was extra sassy and fun. Thanks, Barb, for the extra-special gift. You know the way to a man’s heart. The whole gang of regulars was out—Uncle Touchy, Namaste, Motherfuckers!, Sinister Folks, and Cancuks! It was great to see all of you. Bring more of your friends, be awesome. CURSORY QUIZ SNAPCHAT: fucked-up fairy tales, that tired old vocal melody/instrumental solo thing, less is more, a round only vaguely about Princess Diana, kitchen gadgets (much to Alton Brown’s chagrin—most of these
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Green Room Burgers & Beer
4010 Pennsylvania Avenue
Kansas City, MO
64111
Monday, August 31, 2015
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Beer Is Delicious…Think I’ll Have Another
JenKiper

Hosting quiz at a bar known for great beer and burgers has its perks. Like ordering an Oktoberfest beer and your given the super duper big Bavarian hall sized mug. Prost indeed! All that beer certainly made for some interesting quizzing on my part so let’s see how it all worked out! Our writers can put together some interesting and challenging rounds for our quizzers. Tonight’s music round proved to be a challenge for several of the teams. Each selection featured an instrumental solo as the only clue to figure out the song and the artist. The first few were easy…Collective Soul and MJ started it off. Then Sir Elton through most of you for a loop with a song
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Longtime quizzer, newbie quizmaster. Music nut and lover of queer/feminist sci-fi in all of its forms. KCMO is now my home, although I claim Arkansas as my root. I've got lots of nicknames and if you come up with one I like, I might add it to the list.


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Beachfront 301 Bar & Grill
301 Main Street #101
Huntington Beach, CA
92648
Monday, August 31, 2015
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Hello peeples
Tom Servo!

We had the return of A Lot of familair faces, but what makes it better is the NEW FACES. Steve-o, who may or may not have been here once before. There was some amazing food to be eaten and a ton of great beer and wine as well. Let me begin with... TEAM NAME(S) THAT I LOVED!!   AC/DC. I was a lil bummed the kid wasnt present Crazy
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Huh? My story? Okay. It was never easy for me. I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi...

Gawd I love that movie.

So what can I say about myself, Im an avid Transformers buff, Id say I have roughly 300+ pieces in my collection and it grows by the week.  I currently work full time for Star Trac Logistics which basically means I do the work of 3 guys while getting paid for 1 mans work.

I been Quizmaster since December of 2010ish and its only getting better, so when IM not scouring the toy shops or quizzing, or working for the Man.

So not only do i Love Transformers, I have and extensive collecting of 80's Movies as well as music.

I karaoke as much as possible and I don't want toot my own horn, but I got a set of pipes on me.

As far as my softer side, I do enjoy live theatre and try to perform as much as possible myself, whether it be in a musical or stage play, but I also try to do Improv.

Yes just like "Whose Line".

 

So let me sign off by saying this,

 I don't need any of this. I don't need this stuff, and I don't need *you*. I don't need anything. Except this. 

And that's the only thing I need is *this*. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray... And this paddle game. - The ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need...

And this remote control. - The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need...

And these matches. - The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control, and the paddle ball... And this lamp. - The ashtray, this paddle game, and the remote control, and the lamp, and that's all *I* need. And that's *all* I need too.

I don't need one other thing, not one... I need this. - The paddle game and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches for sure. Well what are you looking at? What do you think I'm some kind of a jerk or something! - And this. That's all I need.
 The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, and this magazine, and the chair.

 And I don't need one other thing, except my dog.
[dog growls at him],
I don't need my dog. 


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The Madrid Lounge
5127 W. 64th Avenue
Arvada, CO
80003
Monday, August 31, 2015
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Ok, I really mean it this time...
Scotty Danger

Even though I said it last week, this really WAS the last Monday of the Rumble.  And, not surprisingly, teams turned out, trying to get those last few, precious points to move them into the running...  Finnelolos looked like they had it wrapped up all night long, but a vicious Round 8 knocked them into a two-way tie for second with Sex Hamster,  spawning the ever entertaining Air Band competition!  After initially wanting to concede, Sex Hamsters put on a rousing rendition of "More Than A Feeling" by Boston.  And with that (and the flip of a coin) they won 2nd place! Max Power took 1st place, coming
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West Edge Restaurant & Lounge
284 Exchange Blvd.
Rochester, NY
14608
Monday, August 31, 2015
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Of Cabbages and King Makers
ChristinaFields

If things had been just slightly economically worse here in Rochester, the great Slaw-mageddon would have played out a little differently.  Starving urchins would have descended upon the caloric bounty from every nook and cranny to sustain their paltry lives.  If Rochester had been a little more like London at the turn of the last century, then the "leaf larks" would have made front page news from one end of the British Empire to t'other!  Instead when that cabbage truck tipped over on the highway today some people were simply late to work.  Late to work with an incredible excuse corroborated by local news media.  I can say I saw the remnants of Cabbageddon,
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The Chesterfield
1400 Main Street
Kansas City, MO
64105
Monday, August 31, 2015
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Wait! What happened to her Grandma?
Dave

Another quiz at the Chesterfield. Last night the quiz participants were kind enough to allow me, Dave, the honor of reading a few questions, giving out a few free drinks, and providing minimal color commentary. It was gracious of Alley and everyone involved to let me put my QM skills to the test. On to Quiz matters, Buried Von Erichs really pulled away from the pack after the first audio round and then steadily maintained high scores for the win with 74 points total. The Isotopes gave them a good run for their money coming in just 5 points behind with 69 points, but the general knowledge round was not kind to anyone. No one left empty handed
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The Three Lions Pub (Bothell)
10111 Main St
Bothell, WA
98011
Monday, August 31, 2015
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Detroit sucks, but not as much as Florida man
ChrisPothoven

You folks are at it again. Instead of calling you racist for only knowing the hip hop landmark that Eminem made sure that you knew, I'll take it as a sign that you all are getting just a little bit better. Or maybe you just knew about 8 Mile because Detroit is so terrible. 'Still, Detroit has nothing on Florida Man. He's Florida's superhero and he's all over the headlines. Just today, Florida Man is facing charges after authorities say he passed out in his car at a central Florida KFC drive-thru. He's up to stuff like this all of the time. Another favorite is when Florida man allegedly exposes himself at a Winn-Dixie. He likes to do this twice a week at least. Keep your eyes peeled for more
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I enjoy long walks on the beach with my hound and an adult beverage at the end of the day.  And the middle.  Sometimes the start, too.  Know that Sundays are for football and smartassery and the first team to miss a Star Wars question will have hell to pay.  Quoth the Quiz Master, GO SEAHAWKS!


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The Blind Pig Company
120 North Walnut Street
Champaign, IL
61820
Monday, August 31, 2015
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Oops, Forgot to Write a Title
NickMolinare

Another Monday means another quiz. A single beacon of light that is the terrible darkness of Monday. The only real way to get over the Monday blues is to get drunk and pub quiz. Round one a horrifying round on children’s fairytales. I gave you all a version that would literally terrify any small child into never disobeying their parents, and you had to tell me which beloved story it came from. The Grimm fairytales were much much more grim originally. Round two was a name that tune round based on the instrumental solos. Lots of great tunes in this round, and masterful artists, like Billy Joel and Collective Soul. Less than or fewer, I don’t
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Abel's North
4001 W Parmer Ln
Austin, TX
78727
Monday, August 31, 2015
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In Which I Talk About War Boys... and My Diet Again, DAMMIT NO
Professor D

Fun quiz last night! I was having a heck of a time, as since I was confirmed one of the winners of the DietBet I was doing with numerous other quizmasters. I don’t know how much money I won, exactly, but twenty percent of it is gonna go to Bikers Against Child Abuse (www.baca.org) and the rest will totally be spent on either frivolities or investment in recording equipment, maybe? I dunno. Right now I’m listening to “Shut Up and Dance With Me” by Walk the Moon, just on a loop. I’m doing this because it was someone’s “what’s making me happy this week” on Pop
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During the day, I encourage people to buy beer. At night, I host pub quizzes and I encourage people to buy beer while asking them random questions. Jobs are weird. My uncle used to call me "professor" when I was a kid. I'm not really a professor. I drive a truck that might be older than you. I do the best Hank Hill impression you'll ever hear, unless you know Mike Judge. I haven't updated my Wordpress blog in a really long time. I live with my wife, Deirdre, here in Austin. She's a badass floral designer and excellent lady.


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O'Niell's Pub (Heights)
3301 Juan Tabo Blvd NE
Albuquerque, NM
87111
Monday, August 31, 2015
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I'm Back Like Randy Quaid Battling Aliens
The Jewish Viking

But like 30% less crazy. Well, I'd like to think I am. Suppose crazy can't judge their crazy so I'll leave it to you to tell me that. I could tell that at least five of you were happy, or at least moderately pleased that I was back after my three weeks for stupid health issues kept me from hosting quiz. Or standing. Or sitting comfortably. BUT THE POINT IS I'M BACK BABY! And I came back to a great crowd and a great quiz. Although... some of you were just not in your element. Take our music round. Did that many of you just never experience Empire Records and the Gin Blossoms? I know you've heard that song,
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It's me!