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Blondie's Firehouse
3435 S Inca St
Englewood, CO
80110
Thursday, Jul 28, 2016
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87 VS 93
Christine

Today it was a battle of the 90s babies vs the 80s babies. And tonight's quiz had a lot of 90s questions (that 80s babies lived through), which is partially why I loved it so much, so ultimately the 80s babies of Boochie Nonsense beat the 90s babies Awesome :)  This was also a battle of friends vs friends so the friendly fire flew all night. We had a lot of discussion around the correct last name of the Game of Thrones character as I was reminded several times that he is a literal bastard. We all sang along to Good Charlotte as apparently both 80s and 90s babies love the Madden brothers. I am pretty sure this is the first time anyone
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Lone Star Taps & Caps (Denton)
505 W. Hickory Street
Denton, TX
76201
Thursday, Jul 28, 2016
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Jared
Joel Wassner, Sandwich Lover

I sort of kinda met Jared Fogle once. I say sort of, because I didn't actually talk to him, but I did sit close to him, so close that I could see the beads of sweat collecting on his brow. It was at an Indiana Pacers game about 4 years ago. He was with someone who was clearly younger than him, but I didn't think anything about it at the time. I was just a little overwhelmed in the moment. I mean, I had courtside seats, and only two rows in front of me was the Subway guy. Of course, after recent news everyone sees Jared in a completely new light. How could you not? Unfortunately it is all too common in our world today, to find out that people we once trusted have a secret, alternative
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What do you put in these spaces? I'm a 28 year old Hoosier, still trying to survive in Texas. I like pizza, sleeping, having fun, breathing, and other things like that. I do not like socks/shoes, brussel sprouts, anything from Wisconsin, and people who are dicks to other people. I never grew out of my dinosaur phase.

Go Cubs.


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Moe's Original Bar-B-Que (Boulder)
675 30th St
Boulder, CO
80303
Thursday, Jul 28, 2016
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I was the one at the last Geek Bowl who got to say "black tar heroin suppositories" in Round 1. Thanks Obama. I can still do the alphabet backwards when drunk, even when not handing out free beers for knowing things like Barbara Walters' cup size (which is 100% un-google-able, in fact it will lead you right back here to this very web page). 

I'm skinny, blonde, and my reading glasses make me cross the line into dirty hipsterdom like Superman and Clark Kent, except instead of super powers and a journalism career I get an opinion about Radiohead and a headache while staring at computer screens.

Tip your waitstaff and stay classy.


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Hugh O'Neill's
45 Pleasant St.
Malden, MA
02148
Thursday, Jul 28, 2016
[Thursdays @ 7:30 pm]
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Hoping That I Might Forget
Lady Thunderfunk

Tonight's quiz began with what I'm sure you'll all remember forever as the greatest Yosemite Sam impression that has ever been heard. It was like listening to a recording of bizarrely current pop culture references in an episode of Looney Tunes, I know. Someday you'll get to this level. Probably.   We moved on to round two which unfortunately for me, included a song I've already wasted two years having stuck in my head. I've been clean of it for so long, and now it's back. And I can't wait until I forget about it again, I really can't.   Also exciting was the unexpected VAGINA REUNION! Although not-so-unexpectedly, once back together again, they dominated.
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The Lady Thunderfunk is based out of Malden, MA. She may or may not be a swarm of bees masquerading as a Quizmaster.


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Hamburger Mary's (Long Beach)
330 Pine Ave
Long Beach, CA
90802
Wednesday, Jul 27, 2016
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Three: It’s the magic number!
Clancy

First, I’d like to start by thanking God. Wait, sorry I got that backwards, I meant my Dog, Obee. She is super cute and a classy old lady. Without her, I’d be very lonely while Josh is galavanting around in Orlando, Florida at some GeekyCon thing or whatever. I’d also like to all 8 teams that showed up for my third successful quiz as a QM. I’m not gonna lie, there were some bumpy parts, like the time that I said “African nation” instead of “American nation.” I mean same difference right? Other then that, I felt in my heart of hearts that it went pretty well. I’m just proud that I finished
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The Iron Bull
2121 N 45th St
Seattle, WA
98103
Wednesday, Jul 27, 2016
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Bro, Listen, You'd Be Perfect
DungeonMasterOfQuizmasters

Okay, so: one time I’m hosting a quiz at a bar I don’t like nearly as much as the Iron Bull.  I’ve been doing my thing for two, maybe three rounds, and it’s not packed, but we’re having fun.  I’m covering answers for round three, and suddenly there’s this big guy in my face.  Very muscular, shaped like a 55 gallon drum of paint thinner, you know?  There’s a perfect line of flesh directly from the bottom of each earlobe to the point of each shoulder, an isosceles triangle of human tissue you only find on folks who think very seriously about whey protein and use the word “gains” in
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Sean McNeil (Shamu) was the fourth killer whale ever captured and was the third orca ever displayed in a public exhibit. He was the first orca to survive more than 13 months in captivity and was the star of a very popular killer whale show at SeaWorld San Diego in the mid - late 1960s. After his death in 1971, the name Shamu continued to be used in SeaWorld "Shamu" orca shows for different killer whales in different SeaWorld parks. Little is known about Sean McNeil’s reincarnation as an audio visual tech nerd and publisher, but it has been proven that he was, in fact, a killer whale.


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ButaPub
315 Gregory Street
Rochester, NY
14620
Thursday, Jul 28, 2016
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I'm in a Glass Case of Emotion!
QM Kevin

When I came home from quiz I was greeted with a pleasant surprise at the apartment. My roommates were watching the tube, and Anchorman was on! Yes the Legend of Ron Burgundy himself. All the classic lines were coming back to me, and I remembered why I loved this movie back in the day. I feel like all comically powerful dudes have a secret jazz playing skill. Ron has the flute, Ron Swanson of Parks and Rec has the Sax, you know what maybe it's just guys named Ron. So many one-liners; Don't act like you're not impressed, Afternoon Delight, I love lamp... and I've just seen 10-20 minutes of it. No I never saw the sequel, but I heard it was garbage and I don't want to
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Magnolia Village Pub
3221 W McGraw St
Seattle, WA
98199
Wednesday, Jul 27, 2016
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Petting Sitting and The Need for Another Dog
ChristopherRounsville

I've taken up the tast of watching after a friend's 8 month old Boxer/Lab mix.  What I first thought was going to be trying time, three dogs in my home, one of which has a certain Scroogeness about him, making play time and the sounds of bloody puppy murder a very thin line we're walking.   Anyway, I've got to let this guy out before he tinkles on my carpet again, but here's what happened at....   QUIZ NIGHT!!! A nice cozy room with all my favorite quizzers and quizzetters, and not a single one of you could take down new comers Enumcluw Equestrian Society. They were the only teams to not have an Achilles Heal this week,
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Glass Half Full (DC)
20575 Easthampton Plaza
Ashburn, VA
20147
Thursday, Jul 28, 2016
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Yosemite Sam Does Not Have A Northern California Accent
DeweyNelson

First things first, I thought Star Trek Into Darkness was called STD. But maybe the "Into" keeps it STD free. Otherwise it might be called STID. Stid sounds like some New Zealand slang "he stid" like "he's dead". You know, cuz they talk funny.  I don't mean to offend people who talk funny, but... you know who you are. Yosemite Sam is another one of these weird talkers.  And what kind of example is he for children?  Talks funny, walks funny and yells at rabbits.  I think our children (yes, yours and mine) need some new role models. Are you with me? I said ARE YOU WITH ME?! That's what I thought... no... no you aren't.
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Dewey is the best Quizmaster who hosts at Finnegan's on Wednesdays who is named Dewey.


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Scotty's On the Bay
3232 Marina Bay Dr
League City, TX
77565
Thursday, Jul 28, 2016
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Hillary Likes Big Black WHAT??
Kirk

Back for more at Scotty’s Pub on the Bay for week 3 at this fantastic new GWD establishment.  I’ll be here tonight and next week before we turn things over to your official regular host, so I’m excited to get a few more cracks at that lovely drive down I-45 from downtown Houston!   We’re in the midst of the DNC, so tonight’s team name theme encompassed as much, since last week we did the RNC, it’s only fair that we make equal fun of both sides.   But what is even more important is that today, July 28th, is NATIONAL CHILI DOG DAY.  So, open the car windows, wear your old underwear and partake
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Texas-transplant and glad to be here...Pennsylvania and the midwest both suck, so don't move there. Huge theatre fan, so expect me to look down my nose at you during Broadway-music rounds, and I kinda like sports too, especially the rules. Be nice to me, and I'll typically find a way to get alcohol to you.


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World of Beer (Belmar)
7260 W Alaska Dr
Lakewood, CO
80226
Wednesday, Jul 27, 2016
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My Embarrassing Confession
Elephant Gangsta Tooth

Have you guys ever watched TV?  You have?  Okay, you can follow along then.  Do you have shows that you really like to watch?  We would like to admit that we only watch the good stuff, but every once in a while a crappy show gets thrown in there that we cannot turn away from.  And I am embarrassed to say, that after 6 grueling months of not being able to turn away… I finished the entire season of Grey's Anatomy.
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My name is Alison (aka Elephant Gangster Tooth) and I come from the far land of New Mexico and moved to Denver in 2013. I geek out when it comes to video games and fitness, which contradict each other nicely. I recently got married and sold my soul to my husband Jeff in exchange for an endless supply for Starbursts.


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The Ranger Station
4260 SE Hawthorne Blvd.
Portland, OR
97215
Wednesday, Jul 27, 2016
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Good Times, in 8-Bit Style
KyleLong

Gah, awesome quiz this week guys!  Eight teams duking it out in a battle royale, you guys should all be super proud of your performances this time around, we had some REALLY close scores! That said, I need to apologize to one of our teams, I had a computer issue that may have cheated one of our top contenders out of their win (some teams didn't get their jokers) for which I need to apologize.  Freaks and Geeks, remind me the next time you guys come in and I'll be make sure to give you guys a conciliation prize!  The same applies to our other winners as well, well played to all of the teams this week, you guys totally killed it. So yeah, 8-bit covers are
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The Auld Dubliner (Tucson)
800 East University Boulevard
Tucson, AZ
85719
Wednesday, Jul 27, 2016
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What does Encyclopedia Britannica know, anyway?
Major Tom

It's been an interesting week in local entertainment. Several things have not gone according to plan. For example, my usual Quiz team went to play on Tuesday at Club Congress. We were destroying the Quiz. We jokered a perfect music round, and rounds one and three were most likely perfect as well. Joe started the scoring break, we ordered food, and then the sky opened up and a downpour ended QUiz just like that. Everyone ran for cover. We moved inside and got our food. Our friend showed up just as the rain began and sat next to the random girl who happened to join our team, and also happened to be completely nuts. That was fun to watch. After Quiz last night, a few of us went to sing karaoke
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My name is Tom.  I got into this gig by kicking everyone's ass at the Quiz at Club Congress on a weekly basis until they pretty much had to give me a job.  Now I do 2 clubs in Tucson, and you should be at both of them.  Besides doing this, I play in a ska-punk band called Troy's Bucket, and I have a job teaching 7th grade social studies.  I'm a huge metal and punk fan, but I also dig a lot of other stuff.  Halloween is my Christmas.  A lot of that has to do with my birthday, December 24th, being totally ignored thanks to Christmas.  I left the sinking ship that is Detroit, but I still love the Red Wings.  That's a hockey team.  Hockey is the greatest sport in the world.  I am single, so feel free to line up at the QM's table to meet me.  I drink Guinness, so feel free to send one my way.  I still won't give you any extra points. 


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Krypton Blue
6040 Brentwood Ln NE
Albuquerque, NM
87109
Wednesday, Jul 27, 2016
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Night Number Three
Ian Kaplan

I am definitely falling in love with my new venue, Krypton Blue. It's an intimate thang, just a few teams and me. But even as it grows, it will stay intimate because we've got our own room and it's got that softness to it. Last night I was visited by quiz effing royalty. My wife and our friends were there, including the people I played Geeks Who Drink with way back when there were only two quizmasters in town. Also making an appearance was the incredibly smart Sarah and the incredibly camera-shy (and brilliant) Patricia. And some guy too. In the end, wife and friends beat out that other trio - as well as last weeks champs and Anything But Last. Ha. Haha. Sorry
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I am Ian Kaplan, born 1975 in New York. I teach music - private lessons - guitar, bass, drums and piano. I will teach you too, just ask, jeez.


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Sloan's Bar and Grille
5850 W 25th Ave
Edgewater, CO
80214
Wednesday, Jul 27, 2016
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Wherein You See How I Picture the Trump
Tina the Bold

Happy Birthday to Austin! It’s always lovely have a server finish work early on a birthday… and sit down to participate in the Quiz!  We sent him shots, we bought him beers, and we sang a rousing “Happy Birthday” to him.  Hopefully he will wake up with a genuine smile and a great anticipation for an exciting year to come.  Thank you for sharing the start of it all with us! I feel like we all learned a little something from the Quiz: Namely that Encyclopedia Britannica is edited strictly by paid professionals, and Wikipedia is still a slave to whatever rube chooses to edit it in realtime.  Alas, I
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Quizmistress Extraordinaire. Loves the Pixies; loves the microphone; loves the Quiz. Come join me at Sloan's every Wednesday! We drink whisky and build the neighborhood together.


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95 Slide
722 E Pike St
Seattle, WA
98122
Wednesday, Jul 27, 2016
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Yomimon Masters [In Training]
Chaz_Bazz

I'm working on a set of videos called "The Yomimon Toolbox". Here's an excerpt from it cause my brain can't be witty today.  Hey guys! Welcome to the first episode of The Yomimon Toolbox. These will be a collection of videos going over various aspects of Pokemon you can use to become a better battler and ultimately become a Yomimon Master.   What is Mind Games exactly?   a series of deliberate actions or responses planned for psychological effect on another,
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Bios? I think they're hazardous to my health; that or I've played to much Resident Evil. 

So you actually came here to learn more about me? Well okay. I'm 5'4, likes Steak, Boobies and Video Games. That's all you really need to know.

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You need more? 

Well ask me out or buy me a drink and you can know more. Or like, ya know, come see me host a quiz or three. DO EEET.