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St. Andrew's Pub
6102 Maple Street
Omaha, NE
68104
Tuesday, September 01, 2015
[Tuesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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You're Adults, You Can Handle It
JordanDirgo

Or so I decided, basically by myself. If you have to be 21 to get into a place, you can handle hearing a few swears now and again. Anywho, congratulations to Trivia Newton John for taking home the gold tonight, with honorary mention going to Nutt Butt Goes To The Vet, a name I am relieved to say I don't understand.   Favorite Team Name: I Don't Count. He's been here for a while, but I have to appreciate any team name that makes my life easier. (This is the bartender, who can't win stuff. But he likes to play along.) Favorite Wrong Answer: Most Teams, for suggesting
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I thought I already wrote this stupid thing! Accursed internet!

 

Anywho, there's not much to say. I'm a complete trivia pub quiz nerd, but I don't have any pub quiz nerd friends, so being on the other side of things was a natural move for me. I also have decent public speaking experience from being on my high school debate team, so if you need a witty retort or some thick-as-molasses sarcasm, I'm your man.

 

I'm in school for engineering at the moment, so my schedule is pretty open at night. I mainly stay at Wilson and Washburn, but I'll probably pop up in other locations around the Omaha/Lincoln area. 


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Jagged Mountain Craft Brewery
1139 20th Street
Denver, CO
80202
Thursday, September 03, 2015
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Calm down girl, you finna pull a muscle doin that Stefani!
Who the hell moved my vagina?

I took a page from Josh, and decided to keep up the Urban Dictionary theme this week.  By the way, I am standing in for Josh.  So! Apparently the "Stefani" is a new dance craze.  As UD describes it: A dance that is so spastic it can be compared to a kangaroo searching for its joey.  Often results in muscle or bone injury. Recently seen as the choice of dance for the Kardashian family. So it appears I have finally made it, like big time.  I mean, the Kardashian's think I am a big deal.  I couldn't find documentation of the actual dance moves themselves, but, I tried to get crazy while jamming to 8-bit Captain Planet and totally
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I like going places and doing things.  My top five movies of all time are: Clue, The Last Unicorn, Ghostbusters, Labyrinth and Babe: The Gallant Pig.

I read a lot. I drink beer. I hate children.  I work in an elementary school by day so this is something of a conflict.

I was the prom queen at my high school.  We only had about 30-something seniors in my graduating class, but it still counts bitches.  It still counts.


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Goldspot Brewing Company
4970 Lowell Blvd
Denver, CO
80221
Thursday, September 03, 2015
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Let's Give Some Others a Chance
MrKickass2002

With Horsedrawn Miscarriage taking the week off, it opened it up for the rest of the field to take a crack at 1st place. Those hopes would be short lived as This Shit Just Got Real walked through the door followed by That Ain't Gravy and from there on out it was a two team race. This Shit Just Got Real took the victory with 83 points meaning Gravy settled for second with 76 points.   Well I think we have officially beaten the Wes Craven nightmare categories now...it's done, let the man rest in piece. That said, the round was great as was the nintendo-ized animated TV shows.    Best
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Piper Pub
150 North 8th Street
Boise, ID
83702
Friday, September 04, 2015
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Coach Pete is Back in Town!!!
Professor Truman

It was First Thursday in downtown Boise, ID.  Everyone was geared up for a crazy night.  But the crazy night never got crazy.  In fact, it ended up being a pretty calm night.  It seemed like most every person in Boise was keeping their heads down until the massive BSU vs UW game less than 24 hours away.  This blog will end up being a mash up of last night’s quiz and tonight big game.  If you’re not from Idaho or Washington maybe you don’t know, so here’s the scoop.  Chris Peterson began coaching for Boise State in 2000.  He became the head coach in Dec. 2006.  Under his leadership the BSU Bronco’s won 5 conference
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With Microphone in hand and a smile on my face, I shall ask the Questions!


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Declaration Brewing
2030 S. Cherokee Street
Denver, CO
80223
Thursday, September 03, 2015
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Episode 9: Mystery Science Theater is on YouTube
RESII

Twelve teams matched wits and beers at Declaration Brewing Thursday. The scoring was as tight as something else with tight scoring, with My Boss is a Raging Whore winning the night by a mere point. Quaalude Pudding Pops took a valiant second and two teams tied for third place: Nothing . . . Butt Pirates and Unprepared, so a ro-sham-bo tournament was held. DAMN YOU PAPER! YOU SHOULDN’T BE ABLE TO BEAT ANYTHING!   Tom Servo was one of the characters with a “T” and “V” in his name (round six). He is a great character on one of the most hilarious (and cost-effective) shows
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RESII was born in the 17th state of the union under the sweltering summer sun.  From humble beginnings, this future Buckeye became third best player on the middle school chess team (out of four).  After that, his life became a blur of Mountain Dew and worse decisions.  In his spare time, he enjoys highlights of Buster Tillman, not giving change to the homeless, and Harper Lee novels.  This is his first production of Geeks Who Drink.  He would like to thank his lucky stars and all his deceased pets for helping him cope with the good times.


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ButaPub
315 Gregory Street
Rochester, NY
14620
Thursday, September 03, 2015
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Brothers in Quiz
QM Kwi

                Last night was my first Quiz with my brother as our resident scorekeeper. (I just needed a night off last week. Don’t take it personally ya schmucks). I couldn’t be happier to be hosting Quiz with my brother. I mean we’re polar freakin’ opposites when it comes to interests, but we’re on such opposite ends of the spectrum that our backs are touching and we are in essence the same person. That makes sense to you, right?                 Anyway. Monday was also my birthday, (thanks for the cake,
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Jake Kwi hails from the lands to the west of the great city of Rochester. Birthed in the time of the Coldest War, he has the heart to match. He once ate 13 dozen clams in one sitting. Has traversed the great plains of Kanada. Is a Sith Lord. (No matter how much he wants to be a Jedi Master). Is a professional bagpiper. (No, really). Once got a pat on the head from Sean Connery. (No, really). Is your Quizmaster; YOU WILL OBEY. All glory to the QUIZ Schedule: Tuesday: Jeremiah's Tavern on Monroe at 8:00 pm Thursday: ButaPub at 8:00 pm.


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Georgetown Liquor Company
5501 Airport Way S
Seattle, WA
98108
Thursday, September 03, 2015
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I Told Your Parents I'd Give You All Home Before Bedtime
ChristopherRounsville

And the fact that the Seahawks are so hot right now here in Seattle means that we had your best opportunity to take home prizes this week at the Georgetown Liquor Company.  4 teams means half of ya'll went home with cash money in your pockets, or if you're anything like me you just spent it on more booze.  One thing we learned tonight was that people from Ohio (or was it Indiana?) have next level Bonus Beer Question Capabilities.  From team Their Is No Crying In Trivia,in addition to taking home first place honors, they also snagged 3 of the 5 bonus beers thanks to what could only be described as seeing into the future, because she
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Lost Highway Brewing Company
520 E Colfax Ave
Denver, CO
80203
Thursday, September 03, 2015
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Naughty, nice, or something in-between...
Real Maple Syrup

Katelin here filling in for Peter! Man, there were some tough rounds tonight! I loved the 8-bit toon audio clips! Combining 8-bit and cartoons took me wayyyy back! Very fitting to 8-bit some truly epic sometimes, old school cartoons. Old school music for old school cartoons! Did y’all hear Nickelodeon is apparently looking through their files and are considering revamping some classic cartoons? Awesome team name! ladyboner69@hotmail.com hahaha love it. Is ladyboner69@hotmail.com one of the teammates personal email? Wishful email? Non-so-secret naughty email? I’m tempted to email just to see what sort of response I’d get. It’s like
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Katelin here! Best part of my Tuesdays are quizmistress-ing at the Buffalo Rose in Golden, CO! Or as my Aussie friends say, it's as good as gold, mate!


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The Maple Leaf Pub
514 Elgin St
Houston, TX
77006
Thursday, September 03, 2015
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Good Night, eh?
RameyO'Brien

Fun fun fun last night! I wish the Texans would have won, but other than that it was a blast. It was my first time hosting at MLP where a football game was on. I had no idea what to expect! Everything went smoothly for the most part, and the steaks were flying off the "shelves". All in all I'd call last night a definite win.   Hope y'all have good plans for the upcoming holiday weekend. Mine's going to be full of awesomeness. I'm most exciting about going fishing. It's been too long since I've been.   Well I'm not going to bore you any more with my fancy scribblins. Come back next week to do it all again. 8pm. Thursday.
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The Denver Wrangler
1700 Logan St
Denver, CO
80203
Thursday, September 03, 2015
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Obama's Broken Promise
Cousin Chet

I’m still bummed about the death of Wes Craven. I mean, that whole thing just sucks so much. But today I have a new ray of hope. That being the idea Wes Anderson remaking Nightmare on Elm Street. I would really, really like to see that. I mean, keep the vibe of the original but add a little whimsy and eclecticism to it. And maybe add in a soundtrack by the Kinks. I wouldn’t mind seeing Freddie kill somebody to “We Are The Village Green Preservation Society.” Or maybe one of the characters is named Victoria and he chases her to the song “Victoria.” Maybe while wearing goggles and a scarf and flying a tiny biplane. You know what? Nevermind. This is a terrible
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AAAAHHHH!!! AH AH AAAAAHHH! OHMYGODWHATTHEYWHATTHEFUCKWHATFUCK!?!?!?!?!? NO! NOT THAT. ANYTHING BUT THAT! PLEASE OH GOD PLEASE! AAAAHHHH!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU? AAAAHHH!!! IT HURTS SO FUCKING BAD! WHY WON'T YOU JUST KILL ME? JUST LET ME DIE ALREADY, YOU FUCKING MONSTER! OH DEAR CHRIST WHAT IS THAT? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? NO. PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NO. AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Also enjoys the music of Steely Dan


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in.gredients
2610 Manor Rd
Austin, TX
78722
Thursday, September 03, 2015
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Aaaaannnnd We're BACK!
Cheez

After about a 2 month hiatus, because of the Texas summer, we were finally back in action! I am taking over hosting duties here, ha duties, and I can't wait to hang with you guys every week. I used to come here a lot, and help out, and then I have played a few times here. I also live, literally right down the street. So I can walk there, like most of you guys. I love neighborhood bars, they are so fun! We started you off last night with a round on Recently in Stuff Controversy Edition, a lot of weird shit happening in the world, so we like to remind you of that. We had a round on I know My Rights! which we all found out that if you ask a cop if he's
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Mister Tramps Wed at 8pm. In.Gredients Thurs at 7pm. Opal's Penn Field Sat at 9pm. I have been working for GWD since 2009. That's a long time and I still love it. Can't imagine working for anyone else. If I was a tree I would be a dogwood. Also, Diane Sawyer is more hippy than me.


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Hamburger Mary's (Denver)
700 E. 17th Avenue
Denver, CO
80203
Thursday, September 03, 2015
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The end of the summer
Dusty

I couldn't be more excited for this weekend.  Why?  It could be a housewarming party for a great friend of mine, or the hope of a great bbq on Sunday.. but it's not.. not really.  It's because I've got motherfucking Taylor Swift tickets!!!  I am so excited to share this experience with my baby sister.  She's the best.I love every single song Taylor has ever made.  I've been a huge fan since her first album when she was 15.  She got me through a lot of break ups. I can't listen to Speak now because I cry.  #loserOur quiz was more intimate than normal.  In the end Optimistic Prime beat out Teach
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Just a short spunky guy with a big... heart.


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Emerald of Siam
1314 Jadwin Ave
Richland, WA
99354
Thursday, September 03, 2015
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PICA! PICA! GOOOOO PICA! ::backhandspring to air-splits::
BJ, the lovable scamp

Now that you are all fired up with that awesome cheer, let’s snap into some quiz chatter. Because that’s what I do, kind of. And that’s what you came for. Kind of. Some fierce competition found its way into our second place standings as Big Damn Heroes took on the hilariously named Scissoring Kim Davis in a sudden death showdown for said rank. Unfortunately, Ms. Davis could not pull out the political knowledge in time to keep out of trouble (hmm, kind of like real life) and those Big Damn Heroes walked away with the big damn second place. I didn’t mention our first place team, Even My Cat Takes
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Mellow Greetings! It's me, BJ, the lovable scamp, coming to you from a building of sorts in ol' Pasco in Eastern Warshingtoneia. The desert, with one s, because you only want to meet one snake in the desert. You want beer? I have beer, that I made, with my own two hands, and lots of equipment, and sometimes other people's two hands. Been doing it for years. Its pretty good. My dad doesn't like any of the beers I make because he is a big wuss that could beat me up. But he won't, because I'm too fast. I can also write you a story, or a comic, or a movie, cause that's what I do. Kind of. You wanna go play pinball? Awesome, me too! We have so much in common. Let's chill sometime, bring our spouses, of which I have one wifal unit, and dog(s)/cat(s), of which I also have one and two units, respectively. See you tomorrow!


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Bumsted's
500 N 4th Avenue
(520) 622-1413
Tucson, AZ
85705
Thursday, September 03, 2015
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Hope your pussy feels better.
Caribbean Joe

Patsquatch couldn’t be with us last night.  He was off getting his pussy looked at.  Apparently it wasn’t feeling good.  Having known Patrick for some time now, I have learned that while he is a man of many talents, a writer, actor, martial artist, and even as he claims, comedian, he also has a soft side.  (No really, poke his sides, he’s soft.)  Patrick loves animals and is especially fond of cats.  I’ve met and even cared for his cats briefly from time to time.  Well, over the last week or two, one of his kitties hasn’t been at the top of her game, so after some observation and deliberation, he decided to take
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I enjoy long walks on the beach, scooter rides and zombies.  

I have a BS in BS.  I can BS in at least 2 languages and I can convincingly imitate a few others.

I enjoy any occasion to dress up.  I will go disco, zombie or Mandalorian if you give me a reason. 

I am Caribbean Joe.  Born in Texas, I lived in the southwest pretty much all my life.  A desert dweller's life for me.  

So I picked up quizzing after my friend and scorekeeper, Island Amy, found an ad and prodded me to audition.  The rest is history.  Loving the quiz and the people it draws.  If I am not quizzing, you may find me out enjoying Tucson.

You may also see me around town on my scooter.  Feel free to wave.

If you want to know more, stop by and quiz and meet me and I just might answer your questions. Hell I may even answer you truthfully.


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Big Beaver Brewery
2707 W Eisenhower Blvd
Loveland, CO
80537
Thursday, September 03, 2015
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One, Two, Wes is Coming for You
SuperMallory

We covered a lot of Wes Craven ground last night, and that is a great send-off for the man who, for some reason, my parents allowed to have a lot of involvement in my formative years. However, we did miss some of the major points and so I am dedicating this blog to Mr. Craven, and I am recommending some lesser-known greats by this great of greats. GREAT. Freddy vs. Ghostbusters – Ok, to be honest, this movie is a flop. It is a piece of fan fiction. But in concept it is absolutely amazing! The Ghostbusters going after Freddy? So this isn’t Wes’s film, but it is a great iteration of one of his characters.
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Mallory is a legendary animal that has been described since antiquity as a beast with a large, pointed, spiraling horn projecting from its forehead. Mallory was depicted in ancient seals of the Poudre Valley Civilization and was mentioned by the ancient Greeks in accounts of natural history by various writers. The Bible also describes an animal, the re'em, which some translations have rendered with the word Mallory.

The earliest description is from Ctesias who, in his book On India, described Mallory as fleet of foot, having a horn 27 inches in length, and colored white, red and black. Aristotle must be following Ctesias when he mentions two one-horned animals, the oryx and the so-called "Mallory".

Haribo candy is my favorite candy and mayonnaise is my favorite food. 


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Clancy's Public House
2542 Portage Mall
Portage, IN
46368
Thursday, September 03, 2015
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Do I look Russian?
AndrewSloniger

I had occasion to fill in for Mikhail again last night! This Thursday was pretty muggy, but thankfully Clancy's had the AC blasting. We had a great quiz and the teams duked it out pretty mightily. We had a controversial first round and apparently no one knew the Torah forbids watered-down ketchup. Everything's better with butter, though, even Dancing with the Stars. Round two was all friend-related songs and I got to torture everyone with my rendition of "Just A Friend" by Biz Markie. Round three was about knowing your rights how no one knows when the Magna Carta was signed. Paying attention in Civics
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