Friends call me Michael Bay because I love action and make a lot of sound effects with my mouth.

Well, nobody calls me that, really. But they should for the above reasons.

I host karaoke on Tuesday nights, and I'm afraid of porcelain dolls! I know, I know, those two things probably didn't belong in the same sentence.

Yes, Quizmaster Andizzle fo' Shizzle is in fact my legit, legal name. Fo' rizzle, bizzle.

I've been a Quizmaster four over four years and have been one of the core writers for over three. Your favorite rounds were probabably one of mine (seriously, I've written close to 1,000).

I kick ass and sometimes take names where appropriate. Quizmaster extraordinaire and all around nerd, I host the weekly quiz with both fury and pomp. If you ever find youself in need of a good beating in Halo, tetherball, or a good ole' fashioned PBR chugoff, feel free to let me know.

Check out our Facebook page @
www.facebook.com/NoCoGeeksWhoDrink

I also write beer reviews and articles @
www.PorchDrinking.com

And if you so desire, I can also be found on Xbox Live, Steam, League of Legends, Battle.net, and your Mom's house. Contact me for details.

 QMOTY 2 The Electric Boogaloo 

  (QMOTY Means Quizmaster of the Year, which I am. The old QMOTY was pretty good but I am the Rambo to her First Blood, complete with bad-ass explosions.)

 Class: 12^th lvl Horticulturist/ 10^th level Quizmaster

Prestige Class:Rowdy Paladin

Areas of Influence :  Beer, Punk Rock, and Flowers.

QMOTY 2 The Electric Boogaloo  is a veteran Quiz-master. Other geeky activities include, Dungons and Dragons, Intsagraming, Geo-caching, and Gardening. 

If you are attending a quiz in the Midwest, chances are QMOTY 2 The Electric Boogaloo  has something to do with that. So be kind to him and don't shout out the answers.

I'm Evelyn Hurley, the last human not on Facebook. My hobbies include baking, choreography and rewriting bogus bios John Dicker writes for me.  I live with Chelsea who I manipulate for good and evil depending on my mood.  I do not fly in airplanes. I'm a green belt in Kung Fu. I once beat Jason Bateman in thumb wrestling. 

I wish I could say I had crazy hobbies like naked skydiving (does naked camping count?), underwater shark impersonator, or snake charmer (I did play with a grass snake for an hour once), but I'm just not that interesting. Instead I'll settle with my actual lame hobbies like reading voraciously, taking tons on photos (including lots of "selfies", of course), and camping (I wasn't kidding about that). I love making thematic playlists and being a QM is a perfect outlet for that; I get to create new playlists every week. 

I'm sorta known for my nonsensical, made up words and random goofy sounds. I've been called weird more than once, I take it as a compliment. (But after attending two Geek Bowls, I'd say I'm on the low end of the GWD weirdness scale.)

I have a motorcycle (that I haven't ridden in a long time) and a cat named Zube (that I've never ridden) who likes to "assist" me when I'm preparing my quiz and creating my blog. I'm a proud native Texan, but I love to travel outside of our country within a country.