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The Well
272 Meserole St
Brooklyn, NY
11206
Tuesday, July 28, 2015
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Xylophone is Not a Z-word...
SeanO'Shea

...Nor is it 6 letters long, but goddammit, my quiz-sters are cute and fun, so it's all good! Despite a lot of religious and geographical questions, and a few WTF questions, we had a good time at the quiz! Again, no home team, so one team was gonna walk away with concert tickets no matter what! 4 teams fought fiercely for the win, and it was a close game... a one point game! Gatorade Bottle of Piss with Roses on Top won the first half of the game, but fell short by one point to Quiztopher Walken who won with 68 points. Free drinks were awarded, as were bar tabs and concert tickets, the only thing missing...
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Singer, Guitarist, Actor, Dancer, Athlete, Quizmaster. 


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Fado Irish Pub (Austin)
214 W 4th St
Austin, TX
78701
Tuesday, July 28, 2015
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Titillating!
The Freshmaker (QMOTY*IV)

Note to all quizzers in heat: the term “titular” means a person or thing from whom or which the name of an artistic work or similar is taken. It does not refer to sexual excitement. Except in the case of the guy at the bar that keeps yelling “YEEEEEAH!” like Lil’ Jon. It’s amazing what a few drinks will do for you. Especially when people right and left are funneling you free ones. First there were the Guinness Blonde blondes passing out free, umm, free Guinness Blonde. And then there’s the free drinks headed our direction mid-quiz to loosen our titillating tongues… wait… I mean titular! Or do I??? All these drinks have
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By day I work on getting carpal tunnel, by night I dance for your amuesment.

All I ask is that you draw me like one of your French girls. 

I love Rick & Morty and venues that serve mozzarella sticks.

I've been QM'ing since October 2010 and have loved every minute of it.  I'm actually sitting here counting the minutes until I can work on next week's quiz.  One... two... three... fourteen... seventy... eleven hundred... one jillion...

... I'm also crap at math.


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Grind
720 Grand Ave
Glenwood Springs, CO
81601
Tuesday, July 28, 2015
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Death Metal, But No Actual Deaths
Please don't call me Matt. I hate that.

It was an absolute stroke of genius, on the Geeks editor’s part, to match a speed round on the books of the bible with a timer that was noted biblical scholars/metal band Slayer. First off, it gave me a nice, easy, slow-pitch softball of a joke to knock out of the park, and it also was well received by both the players and the bar staff. In fact, for the staff it was more than well received – oddly enough, management denies them the ability to blast Thrash Metal in the dining room so this was their two and a half minutes of freedom. Given that one night a week all the staff has to warn everyone that it’s “Trivia Night” <cringe> I think it would be just as
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Matthew likes to think of himself as a collector of things: books, movie knowledge, fat housecats, ex-girlfriends, bruises, etc. He also has a world-class collection of memories of hangovers past.

In a perfect world he would Quiz Monday-Friday and spend the weekend building stupid old cars, but in this imperfect world he only gets to Quiz once a week and he doesn't even have a driver's license. He is working on the formula for making that perfect world happen, but until then you'll just have to settle for those two nights a week.

When no otherwise preoccupied with work or shit like that you can find him cursing at the Rockies game on the vintage radio in his garage while he pretends to be productive with a bike or some such, or walking around West Glenwood. He just loves to walk for some reason.

If you want to give him a gift his favorite things in the world are anything vintage, baseball-related, or Italian. He also accepts cash.


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Ferry Street Food & Drink
118 Ferry Street
Malden, MA
02148
Tuesday, July 28, 2015
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Batman, Batman, and Batman Walk into a Pub Quiz
Lady Thunderfunk

Twenty-three skiddoo!! I'm on a high, on a high that you can not realize, until you've been a Quizmaster on a night with a record-breaking number of 100% awesome teams for that venue. True, that number is seven. It's not an overwhelmingly high number, but, but, but, you were all so g-d wonderful.For the record, I was actually a latecomer fan to the tv show Eureka, so whenever I use the PC abbreviation G-D, I don't think, "God damned," but "Global Dynamics." So you were all so Global Dynamics Wonderful.  Scientific experiments out the front and back doors.  Just straight up bananapants.I'm happy to see you, is what I'm getting at.  It was a
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Thunderfunk was summoned here by your dreams. You remember the ones with the pirate spiders? She was the peppy chubster with the baton. Oh, yeah.


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Krazy Karl's Pizza
1124 W Elizabeth St
Fort Collins, CO
80521
Tuesday, July 28, 2015
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We're All a Bunch of Dirty Heathens Here
John, Time Lord and Quiz Master

Well Krazy Karls, we have yet again proven our lack of knowledge or giveaf&%$titude, when it comes toThe Holy Bible, especially the King James Version.I asked you to name eight books of the Old Testament which were not directly named for a personand you gave me several names, then again The Book of Satan was obviously a jab at the bookand or question itself. But hey, you all know by now how much I love me some blasphemy!also included was the Book of Lucifer which is pretty much the same book, just a little more properly titledthe book of David,Solomon,and Abraham, all names as wellAfter the book of Lucifer/Satan my second
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As I sat in New, New, New, New, New, New, New, New, New, New, New, New, New, New, New, York
I found myself reflecting on the recent actions of the one known as The Doctor. Realizing how many lives he had saved, how much good he had done, i decided that there was only one thing that I could do to measure up; I needed to travel back in time to the year 2014 and become a quizmaster to help increase the general useless knowledge of the population. So here I am, Geeks of Fort Collins, to bring to you the knowledge of all space and time, at least the stuff that sort of matters.

John is originally from New York (upstate, the part that doesnt suck)

plays guitar, bass, saxaphone, a bit of keyboard

enjoys long walks off of short piers, picnics at the wrong end of a firing range, and playing in traffic. 


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Crossroads Irish Pub (Boston)
495 Beacon Street
Boston, MA
02215
Monday, July 27, 2015
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The more you know
Missus H

Last night’s quiz at Crossroads was another nail biter! It even could have been a 3 way tie for first place! Had A Fridge Too Far had pulled off a couple more points (in a jokered round) they could have been there too answering those super difficult 5 tie breaker questions. Those questions are just so difficult, and there’s no theme to help you out and they come so quickly and there’s so much riding on them, you know a first place win and all.   So there was this moment last quiz, where I learned more about Lana Del Ray. I wouldn’t consider myself a fan in the slightest. In fact, I know absolutely nothing about her. If someone showed
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Once upon a time there was a girl, whose only goal in life was to leave the great state of Texas. She dreamt and hoped and prayed and wished that she could escape and move to some big fancy city in the north. But dreaming and hoping and praying and wishing don't make things happen. Thank goodness the little girl was smart enough to figure that much out. So the little girl decided that the best course of action was to turn into a super nerd who was awesome at everything and somehow she finagled an escape plan to Boston, which is where she remains to this very day. And she doesn't dream or hope or pray or wish for things to just happen, she simply kicks ass and takes names, but is really, really nice about it and gets shit done. The end.


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A Bar Named Sue (Highland)
3928 S Highland Dr
Salt Lake City, UT
84108
Tuesday, July 28, 2015
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The Night Belongs To Batman
Quizmaster Soss

If you ever get to the point in your life where Christian Bale follows you around and interrupts your conversations, you'll know you've made it. Our Round Seven, with an interrupting Batman, seemed to be a crowd favorite. You guys might actually love Christian Bale as much as Christian Bale loves Christian Bale. Our quiz ended with a first place tie. With fourteen teams crammed into the Bar Named Sue sexpad, I suppose it makes sense we end up with a tie. The winning team, I Can't Read What This Team Wrote, totally aced the tiebreaker and walked out tall with first place. It was their debut game here at A Bar Named Sue and I expect we'll be seeing more of 'em. Second
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Craft Pride
61 Rainey St
Austin, TX
78701
Tuesday, July 28, 2015
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Bible Thumpers and Booty Bumpers
StephanieHagadorn

This Tuesday's quiz was a competitive one where venue newcomers LazerTits took an early lead after getting a perfect score on the speed round on the books of the Old Testament and finished first by the end of the night. #189 and Brutal Mercy twerked off for second place to Nikki Minaj's Anaconda. Brutal Mercy has us all calling them Nyquil after knocking us out with their dance moves. Let's rap up the rounds. Some stuff we learned: •  The one team that knew the Disney Channel star Zendaya might not have been old enough to play at a bar•  Some of the teams Forgot about Dre and thought the song
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Probably an alcoholic. Most definitely a nerd.


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Clark's Bistro & Pub
264 E. Main Street
Hillsboro, OR
97123
Monday, July 27, 2015
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Win again and again....
Dustin

Someone's feeling not so mortal, and maybe even more wombat-ey. Come on Hillsboro/Beaver-town area geeks, you can't let these guys run roughshod over quiz night like this. Rise up, get some rabble rousers! whatever those are. Are they smart? If they're smart bring them. If they're not....bring them! As the burning sun descended toward the horizon on Monday night, it was time again for the quiz faithful to descend on great venue that is Clark's Bistro and Pub. And some new
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Grew up in a super small town in the wilds of Eastern Oregon and now living life in Oregon's one big city. Reveling in my dork-dom in PDX.


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The Fire House
202 Gibson St
Eau Claire, WI
54701
Tuesday, July 28, 2015
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Satan Himself Would Have Been Uncomfortable
Adrian "Fish" Larson

I wish I had something more fun or memorable to say about last night, but all I can really remember is the heat and humidity. We did have 17 teams last night, so that was super awesome!!! But with the heat wave and the ultra-high humidity, we warmed the bar up, something fierce. Then someone had the great notion to try to get the air circulating by opening the garage doors across the front of the building, but that just let what little A/C we had escape. Never-the-less, I still had a blast and I hope everyone else did too. I also think I lost about fifteen pounds of water weight as I sweat profusely the entire night. Yet again, we had a tiebreaker for first place between Zehr-O
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Born in 1981, male, 6'0", Aquarious, 3/4 German, 1/4 Norwegian, 100% AWESOME. Those are most important facts about me, or at least the most definite. Everything else is changeable, but I'll tell you a little bit about me at the moment. When I'm not being the coolest Quizmaster in the world, I spend my days delivering mail for the United States Postal Service. I'm a "power nerd" and Star Wars is my area of expertise. Though "power nerd" status does require me to somewhat regularly play Magic: The Gathering, D&D, and spend a minimum of 12 hours a week playing video games of some sort. My other hobbies include disc golfing, regular golfing, and texas hold 'em. I am also a biker! I ride a black 2013 Harley V-Rod Muscle that I've named Balerion, after a dragon in Game Of Thrones. My nerdiness even spills over into my tough biker side. If their is anything else you want to know, just ask. I'm an open book.


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McNellie's Norman (The Abner Ale House)
121 East Main Street
Norman, OK
73069
Tuesday, July 28, 2015
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Zed’s Dead Baby... Zed’s Dead.
RobertLove

Okay... so I will try my best to recreate what I had already done... My compy gave me the BSoD... AHHH... So much work lost... That’s okay, I can recreate it (I think). So... This past week has been super-busy here in the heartland. Last Friday I spent the evening bar-hopping with a friend from out of town. We ended up at some pretty cool places in OKC, but none that had that “home” feeling like the Abner Ale House. I think that when I do finally move away from Norman, McNellie's will definitely be one of my first stops on any return trip. It always has a feeling of home and it is difficult to beat the beer selection. On Saturday,
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The Glenn
11140 Irma Dr
Northglenn, CO
80233
Tuesday, July 28, 2015
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Christian Bale Ruins Everything
DanielCostie

  Such a lively crowd last night! It probably had something to do with the awesome raffle that Anna had organized. The deal went, if you got yourself a Sam Adam’s beer during pub quiz during this month, your name got put into a raffle for a sexy, cool prize. With it being the end of the month and all, I had the honors of pulling the name out of the hat to see who would win the prize. A lovely young philly named Brooke won a super cool hiking backpack just for drinking Sam Adams beer! Not a bad deal. Apparently, the team she was on plays pub quiz often… they don’t win often but they always walk away with the prizes. If smarts aren’t on your side, it helps
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The Nodding Donkey (SMU Blvd)
5600 SMU Blvd # 120
Dallas, TX
75206
Tuesday, July 28, 2015
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Who You Callin' A Ken Doll?
GB

As a part of my new commitment to Summer Hipsterism, I've been growing the hair out a little bit. Maybe using a little conditioner. Nothing too crazy. But standing in the line at FedEx before heading over to Nodding Donkey SMU, I had a woman standing in front of me remark, "Nice hair. You look like a Ken doll." Which got me to thinking, "Did she mean that my hair looks a little plasticky? Is plasticky a word? Was that a compliment?" After standing there befuddled for
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My laminated list consists of Deborah Gibson, Anna Kendrick, Ione Skye, Judy Greer and Ashley Williams. (Look her up.) I play rugby because I can't smack people in the mouth during quiz. 


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The Ram (Wilsonville)
29800 SW Boones Ferry Rd
Wilsonville, OR
97070
Tuesday, July 28, 2015
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Insult to Injury
Charles

Hey man, I'm from Portland (that's not true, I grew up in The Dalles), I've only got a vague idea of Wilsonville.  I've got none but the fondest memories of Bullwinkle's Family Fun Center from half my life ago (I once jumped into the Bumper Boat pool to rescue my wayward hat), I go to Fry's occasionally (I go back far enough to remember when it was Incredible Universe).  Still though, I mostly ride a bicycle and Wilsonville seems a long crank.     So, it was much to my surprise that I could drop in and visit my grandmother in West Linn, and then head out to the Ram and find it only ten minutes from her place, drink some amazing beers and watch some really
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'70s Motorcycles '80s Punk Rock '90s Pinball


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Liberty Tap Room & Grill
941 S. Main Street
Greenville, SC
29601
Tuesday, July 28, 2015
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Game of Thrones? More Like Game of MOANS! Wait...
Andrew

Nobody knew the answer to the Game of Thrones themed bonus beer question! I didn't think that was possible! Exciting week this week, we went into sudden death! In the end, but a point it was Those Guys, taking a close one from Red Solo Cups and claiming the $25 for their own! The Northern Nerds also had an excellent showing, lading in third, making their mamas proud! Would like to also thank Jackass & Friends, The Girls, and the Backstabbing Scumbags for playing with us as well! Always love a good turn-out when it comes to picking at smart-masses. 
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Born and raised right here in Greenville! By day I sling beer, but by night I'm your crafty quizmaster, ready to test your nerdly knowledge. Cheers!


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World of Beer (Cherry Creek)
660 S Colorado Blvd
Glendale, CO
80246
Tuesday, July 28, 2015
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Never Forget
Bela Lugosi's Dad

People these days have no reverence. No respect. Nowadays, people are happy to jump to the first conclusion, to ignore any sort of history, to choose their own histories. Nowadays, there is so little substance. Nowadays everybody wants to talk like they’ve got something to say, but nothing comes out when they move their lips—just a bunch of gibberish.   Motherfuckers act like they forgot about Dre.   Seriously. How sweet was that moment. Even if you were one of the perpetrators, you can admit that you relished the sweet, sweet irony. I mean the song is called “Forgot About Dre.”
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I am a bipedal male who has lived 30 Earth years, give or take. I have enjoyed a variety of interests, including: watching television, preparing food and drink items for consumption, carpentry. I am not a big fan of baseball. Sorry, baseball.