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Sactown Union Brewery
1210 66th St, Unit B
Sacramento, CA
95819
Wednesday, Aug 24, 2016
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You Gotta Pay The Troll Toll
The Deuce

What a great night!!! To have a quiz and not have it hot as all balls is always a treat!!! We have a new first place winner, this time it was Taco Stage Coach. Although they need some help with their lives. They had no clue what the Troll Toll. We all know you've gotta pay the Troll Toll if you want to get this boy's soul! I know it keeps sounding like I'm saying boy's hole, but that's just your dirty mind. The Troll Toll at Sactown Union Brewery is your visual round (round 5) answer sheet to allow you to participate in the bonus round for round 4. This also means they need to watch Always Sunny In Philadelphia, which I recommend starting with season 1 episode
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Ello!

If you are reading this, and you are a single lady with low standards, keep reading.  I guess the rest of you can read this as well.

 

I am the son of the classiest whore in Flea Bottom, so you might as well consider me high-born.  I pilot Gundams in my spare time, and am a Lieutenant and Recruiting Officer for the USS Independence, a Starfleet International ship.  I am fueled by beer and nachos.  I ride lions and shoot lasers on the reg.  I teach blind kids to read, and I'm way into that sensitive shit that girls like, like to the max.

 

I have 12 Gold Medals and your mom wants to date me.  I am a master of the Keytar, and have sold out stadiums.  I also tend to be very humble.


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Stockyards Brewing Co.
1600 Genessee St. Ste. 100
Kansas City, MO
64102
Wednesday, Aug 24, 2016
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Good Beers and Good Byes
Adam

Tonight was my last night hosting quiz at Stockyards Brewing Co. To say that I’ve enjoyed it would be an understatement of epic proportions. In the short time I was quizmaster at Stockyards I’ve met some super cool people, made a ton of new friends, shared more than a few laughs, and drank what seems like my weight in great beer. My only regret so far, was waiting so long to try the spicy vegan cheese dip. Damn.  The crew here at Stockyards was bottling beer to send to GABF tonight and I wish them the very best of luck. I will be returning often, heck, I may just come to play on Wednesday moving forward, to eat spicy dips, drink tasty brews, and root on the new QM. Good Luck
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Riprocks
1211 West Hickory Street
Denton, TX
76201
Wednesday, Aug 24, 2016
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Origins
Joel Wassner, Sandwich Lover

Everyone has a hometown. You know, the place where you grew up, to the place where your parents still live, or something similar. If you don’t know what your hometown would be, just fill in the blank in the following phrase: “(Your Name Here) is a proud son/daughter of (your hometown).” And now you know what your hometown is.My hometown is the city of South Bend, Indiana. You may have heard of it if you know the University of Notre Dame, Studebaker automobiles, or the Oliver chilled plow, although that one is a pretty dated reference. It’s an alright town, I guess for a hometown it’s pretty average. I wasn’t actually born there, but I spent the
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What do you put in these spaces? I'm a 28 year old Hoosier, still trying to survive in Texas. I like pizza, sleeping, having fun, breathing, and other things like that. I do not like socks/shoes, brussel sprouts, anything from Wisconsin, and people who are dicks to other people. I never grew out of my dinosaur phase.

Go Cubs.


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Lamplighter Public House
820 NW 85th St
Seattle, WA
98117
Wednesday, Aug 24, 2016
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Don't mess with Dana
QM Jarrad

Dana is a regular who always gives your intrepid QM fantastic photo poses. So if she gets a question wrong don’t yell at her within earshot of me. There will be hell to pay. And by ‘hell to pay’ I mean I’ll meekly say ‘hey, quit that.’ Another Wednesday night, another fierce battle for Crown Hill supremacy and wouldn’t you know it, another goddamn tiebreaker round. This time the drama kept up till the very end as Belt of Boners and Boogie Nights of the Round Table finished within one point of each other. In the end it was Belt of Boners who finished second while Who loves the chocolate?
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Hey you, how are you? Thanks for clicking my name. Very thoughtful of you.

So, let's see, what do you want to know? Hmm. I took a four month trip around the world last year and saw really cool cities like Bangkok, Phnom Penh, Amman, Budapest, Sofia and Reykjavik. I like beer a lot. I've been drinking nothing but Founders All Day IPA lately since they released the 15 pack for $16!

I also recently discovered the Professor Blastoff podcast and have become obsessed with it. So at any given time, I'm either listening to it or thinking about something funny that happened in one of the episodes. And yes, I can rap just using my body.


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Pourhouse Bar & Grill
124 E 4th St
Loveland, CO
80537
Wednesday, Aug 24, 2016
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Orange Campfire Bagpipes
He Who Shall Be Ignored/Obeyed About 50/50

Orange blossoms. That was the first thought Sloopy had on Wednesday morning. He had no idea why. He rolled out of bed and put on his Birkenstocks. Sauntering over to the liquor cabinet, as he often did on Wednesdays, he poured himself a juice glass of High West Campfire whiskey. This was a bad idea, mainly because, as he’d soon discover, he was out of orange juice. Coffee. That was the answer. Sloppy took down the beans from the cabinet, ground them, and then started a pot. He then shuffled back to the liquor cabinet in search of some Bailey’s. Clearly, this wasn’t destined to be a day of productivity. It was well past noon before Sloopy decided that
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So, are you in need of a quizmaster? Well, I pilot the most grown up and pedantic quiz in Loveland and the second most obnoxious quiz in Boulder. No BS, tantrums or grief. You come out, you drink and you play the damn quiz people.


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Moes Original BBQ (Golden)
840 Tabor St.
Golden, CO
80401
Wednesday, Aug 24, 2016
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Roll Tide Roll & the Marble City
Gentleman Mastermind

Tonight’s quiz was a good one, and once again, the top scores were crazy close. You all must be studying your random knowledge. I’m so proud. Tonight’s blog title comes from an intense, post-quiz debate between fans (including myself) of different SEC teams. I’ve mentioned it before on the blog, but for those of you that missed it, I am from Alabama, and am a fan of the Alabama Crimson Tide. Though I wasn’t born there, I spent the better part of two decades in a little town called Sylacauga (nicknamed The Marble City). After I got home, I posted the Wikipedia page for my hometown
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Raised in the heart of Dixie, Chris was christened early into the the world of geekdom through the Marvel Universe and has since been expanding outward in his nerd knowledge. When he's not running your weekly quiz, Chris can be found reading his comic subscriptions, hosting the Between the Cons podcast, binging on Netflix with his fiancee, or playing Xbox.


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Piper Down
1492 S State St
Salt Lake City, UT
84115
Wednesday, Aug 24, 2016
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You're a porn star, 'Arry
Dr. Nick

Congratulations to the team whose team name was just drawings of mostly sentient penises. God help us all. In second, Things you hear in a whorehouse luckily passed the rest of the pack in this very tie-heavy night. Now, on the eve of our Harry Potter quiz, your HP erorica! Hagrid told Harry / you’re a wizard now, take my / Nine and three quarters Neville did not know / that the body binding curse / made everything hard Where did Harry go? / Only Hermoine can tell / Snitch in the back door God, Hermoine / is such a blast-ended skank / when she gets too drunk Ginny was not there / and Harry was going down / on his best friend
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Triple S Brewing
318 E. Colorado Ave
Colorado Springs, CO
80903
Wednesday, Aug 24, 2016
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What's That Smell?
Sarah Linster

Last night was a barrel of fun at the Triple S Brewing Company.  There were three teams playing for fortune and glory and free beers.  What did we learn last night? Among other things, we learned that you can buy mildew scented cologne in New York City (or is that just the smell of the city itself?), Chindi is the Navajo word for Dust Devil, and the hard hat was invented by Franz Kafka (no really!) We had a 10 players jockeying for position and prizes. Second place went to Chick-fil-atio with 55 points, and first place and all the bragging rights went Team 1 who earned 68 points. I will see you all next week at 7pm
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Sassy karaoke queen and clever quizmaster Enjoys hiking and ethnic foods


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The Penny Tap House
2412 College Hills Blvd Suite 100
San Angelo, TX
76904
Wednesday, Aug 24, 2016
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A THREE WEEK STREAK
Daniel Pool

ANOTHER VERY SOLID GAME! SIXTEEN TEAMS! SOME VERY FUN ROUNDS! LET'S DIG INTO IT!   First things first, our good friends Rural Jurors had their third FIRST PLACE win in a row this week! They are on one hell of an unstoppable winning streak. Actually, our rankings this week were basically exactly the same as our rankings last week, with Team Affirmative Action in second, and Mitch's Bitches in third.   Team Affirmative Action is taking their non-first place streak pretty tough, I think? Honestly, they are getting downright superstitious this week by not putting up their
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Trubble Brewing
2725 Broadway Street
Fort Wayne, IN
46807
Wednesday, Aug 24, 2016
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Be gentle, it's my first time
Celia

Rain. Rain. Even more rain. What a night for a quiz. Let me just say, the rain did not stop some of regulars from coming out and we were able to pick up some fresh faces to go along on this journey called Geeks Who Drink. I had 15 teams tonight, and in round one, 8 teams got perfect scores! You guys sure do know how to rhyme. Round two, I had #dicksoutforharambe,I risked a tornado for this?, and Fine lookin’ bitch all use their jokers to pick up 24 points! In round three, Entertainment 720 was the only team to get a perfect score. Congratulations guys, you sure have some stanky knowledge. In round four,
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Playground Bar & Lounge
278 East Congress Street
Tucson, AZ
85701
Wednesday, Aug 24, 2016
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Whaddya mean they didn't burn hair and poop?
Quizmaster Zero: Scoobses Edition

I’ve seen some other quizmasters post interesting experiences with drunken patrons, Douchy McDouchertons, and occasionally the Naughty Nellie.  Tonight, I didn’t have a major experience, but I did have a small one…with a guy I got to refer to on the mic as Sparky.  Sparky came up to me before the quiz and asked if I had a phone charger in the DJ booth where I was setting up – not a terribly uncommon request, but unfortunately I did not, and I told him so. <pfft> “Really, bro?  Not even, like, a stock charger that’s like…for people who need to charge their phone?” I apologized, and re-stated
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Yonkers Brewing Co.
92 Main St
Yonkers, NY
10701
Wednesday, Aug 24, 2016
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A Close, Intimate Night of Tasteful Debauchery
Dave Zucker

This week was a bizarre mash-up of Cockney rhyming slang, cocky orange ass-hats, and Danny Trejo! The most rambunctious team of the night is awarded to The Hutzpah! for their sheer energy. As most of them were wearing scrubs, I will not mention to your residents how many medical questions you flubbed. Casey, the sole Single White Female(s) this evening racked up a solid 38 points all on her lonesome, which is deserving of special praise. (You can also hold this over your fellow non-Kardashians next week.) Strikingly Mediocre took home the third place prize of My Undying Love 'Til Next Week in their freshman outing.
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Dave Zucker is a writer from Westchester, N.Y. He is a certified and acredited geek, dork, nerd, and minister. His drink of choice is Mexican Coca-Cola, but in a pinch he can fall back on bourbon or a crisp ale. His Bacon number is 3.

In 2014 he released an essay collection entitled "Girlpants and Gasoline," an irreverent disertation on the nature of popular culture featuring Canada, ironic t-shirts, and Miley Cyrus as Batman. "Girlpants and Gasoline" is available for both Nook and Kindle and in print wherever fine books and finer books can be ordered.


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The Eagle Grill
1600 Hover Street
Longmont, CO
80501
Wednesday, Aug 24, 2016
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Yes, I Did Just Say Cock. Knee.
SirYon

So I’ve often wondered: What is a cock knee? Is such a thing even possible? Could it be that once a weird-talking British dude had a cock for a knee and that’s where the term came from? I would Google this question of mine, but I don’t really want that in my search history. I guess we’ll never know.   Just like we’ll never know if Kafka really did invent the hard hat. Fun fact, though. Sounds meme-worthy. I’ll spread that rumor around. Just like Taylor Swift is James Taylor’s illegitimate long-lost love child. Pass it on.   We also kinda passed on safety tonight. It came fourth. Fourth! That’s not even
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On a sweltering day in the final months of the Reagan administration, a human baby was discovered by a leopard in the middle of a cornfield somewhere outside Chicago. This baby grew up into a gangly assemblage of brain waves, taught itself to read questions into a microphone and type on a keyboard, and found a job.

 

By day, I go to class and do homework, by night I make subs and quiz people with random questions. I'm a real superhero. Oh yeah, and I absolutely adore all aspects of alliteration. Too bad that never really comes up in the quizzes. Maybe I'll go suggest a round...

 

Drink responsibly and keep your minds open, y'all.


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The Rock Shop
249 4th Avenue
Brooklyn, NY
11215
Wednesday, Aug 24, 2016
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No more Olympics and only one questions about the Olympics. We did it.
Brad

For the first time in a very, very long time, we had a round where every single team earned a perfect score. The first round of the quiz is usually tailored to be a little easier compared to rounds four and six, but wow... you all blew that one out of the water. Great job. Similarly, Too Tsunami and Gluten Gurgle had perfect scores on our music round. Very impressive. All good things came to an end promptly at round three, however. The Eww or False round kept everyone guessing and nobody escaped with a score over five points. IN fact, everyone was in a nice little 3-5 range, so the quiz was very close after the first three
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Originally from Austin, Brad ran Geeks Who Drink quizzes at multiple bars starting way back in 2009. He relocated to Brooklyn in 2012 to pursue comedy and spend exorbitant amounts of his paychecks on rent.


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Stem Ciders
2811 Walnut Street #150
Denver, CO
80205
Wednesday, Aug 24, 2016
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Don't Mess with Liam Neeson!
Score-O-Matt-ic 9001 Series QUIZBOT

You know who is bad ass?  Liam Neeson.  The Question in Round 1 only reminded me of this fact.Let's discuss.  Who doesn't mess with Liam Neeson?  Oh, let's see:- Guys who tried to take his daughter and then his wife- The critters of Narnia before he CAME BACK TO Life- Tim Roth in a ridiculous wig while wearing a kilt- The special guy from L.A. who tried to hurt Frances McDormand after BLOWING HIM UP- People on an airplane- BIG-ASS WOLVES- The bad guy in Krull that looked like Tim Curry in "Legend"- The people
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Score-O-Matt-ic 9001 Series Quizbot is heck-bent on the enslavement of humanity and world domination.  When he is not slowly polluting minds, he is infecting those of Quizlandia through daily and weekly statistical analysis.  

KNEEL BEFORE QUIZBOT! 


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Headshots Bar and Grill
6140 E 21st St N #170
Wichita, KS
67208
Wednesday, Aug 24, 2016
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The End is Nigh!
Koby

A lucky lot of 13 teams joined us for Geeks Who Drink at Headshots Bar & Grill this week. Some of our teams had some pretty great names. Among them were Quizlamic State, We Sell EpiPens at Prices to Die For, and The World Association of Trump (a.k.a. T.W.A.T.)! I'm especially fond of that last one.   We also had more Trump-bashing (a.k.a. patriotism) from returning team Beware the Trumpocalypse. The quiz itself took a shot at the orange one this week. It made reference to that feud Trump's created out of thin air. Well, the newest one anyway. The question
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