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CHUBurger
1225 Ken Pratt Blvd
Longmont, CO
80501
Saturday, August 01, 2015
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See You Later Doesn't Mean Goodbye
Dr. Bones Malone

That’s it.  That’s all she wrote for me.  I promised I wouldn’t get emotional.  *single tear*  I want to thank each and every one of you for making my Saturday evenings enjoyable.  You guys were great.  And so was I.  I was like, really good.  But this is my last post so I’m going
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Hey geek nation!  Name's Matt but I'll answer to basically anything.  You can call me Matt, Steve, Maloney, Stupid.  I'll answer to all of those.  I host GWD at CHUBurger in Longmont.  We have fun there.  I'm pretty relaxed as well.  But I do set up a chair in the corner of the room where I can, and will, put misbehaving quizzers in.  It's called time-out, maybe you've heard of it?  All of that's true except one thing.  I'll let you fugure it out on Saturday in Longmont's CHUBurger at 7:00!  Be there or be somewhere else!


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Darwin's Theory
33 Waugh Drive
Houston, TX
77007
Saturday, August 01, 2015
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Garfield's Side Bitch Hunts for Smurfs in Her Spare Time
Geoff (like Chaucer)

Darwin's Theory, you guys rock!  Seriously, I was thinking that tonight was going to be a quiet evening with only a few teams.  I know better than to expect that, and you proved me wrong once again.  But that's a good thing; it means I get to introduce more people to the awesome art of Quiz.We had 12 teams tonight, surpassing all previous records for this venue.  All but one stuck around for all eight rounds of questions, which covered car-word talk, blooper reels, Richard Nixon, Frank Sinatra, and cats in literature and cartoons.  We also had several well-behaved dogs join us with their hoomans.Our winners tonight was Strix Inebriatus
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GEEKS.  I enjoy role-playing games, listening to music, and video games.  Reddit is my bread and butter.  I know a lot about a lot of things.

WHO.  Military veteran, computer expert.  Young at heart, sarcastic to a fault, and funny.  I hope.

DRINK.  I don't drink often, but when I do, it's usually a beer.  I drink shots on special occasions only.  I am known to sing karaoke at times.


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The Corkscrew
61 Congress St
Jersey City, NJ
07307
Thursday, July 30, 2015
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Mama Mia it'sa Momma Reef!!
Reef

  This quiz was soooo special. I actually brought my mom to Corkscrew for the first time. She's been to all of my other bars but not tony loudest, raunchiest, funniest, overall best bar thus far. She got to meet a lot of teams and even sang you all a song to help you lock up some points.    In third we had The Dark side of the force, taking home a compact ladies mirror and some red bull tickets complements of Uncle Euseph. Second overall and the cash went to Body By Trey Dot Biz who is aiming at stealing
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I suck at Bio's and remembering names so keep that in mind when we meet at Geeks. I enjoy long games of Zombies, Grand Theft and the occasional Poker night under the cool breeze of an air conditioner. Not exactly one for making the jokes, I let them come to me from the situation, like raindrops on a pools surface. If my Bio is lacking, feel free to give me suggestions as I plan on being a level 65 Quiz master in no time!!

See you at Mills on Tuesday's, if you read this, tell me at the bar! Say "I put cinnamon in my coffee too!" and you may receive receive something special from your host.


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Casey's Bistro and Pub
7301 E 29th Ave
Denver, CO
80238
Thursday, July 30, 2015
[Thursdays @ 9:00 pm]
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Warning: Fat Quizmaster
Hunter

You know those rules we give out at the beginning of each quiz? Yeah, we actually mean that stuff. Especially Don't Shout Out The Answers. When we have to repeat said rule and give a warning of what will happen, you need to understand that we're not joking. Case in point: It was a fun crowd at Casey's tonight, but when people (both on teams and not on teams) shouted out an answer, I quickly stated (again) that was against the rules and that they are now warned that I would come sit on their lap for the remainder of the round if a answer is shouted out again... and they would not like it because I'm a fat guy and it will be uncomfortable for
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The Sportos and Motorheads, Geeks, Sluts, Bloods, Wasteoids, Dweebies, Dickheads all adore me. They think I'm a righteous dude.


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Glass Half Full (Richardson)
100 S Central Expy #14
Richardson, TX
75080
Thursday, July 30, 2015
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"Please Don't Tell Christian About How We Did"
Stephanie "Poolside" Stone-Robb

This week I learned the following about you, my quizzers 1) You will absolutely lose your shit when you hear Mrs Potts sing "Beauty and the Beast".   2) At least one of you loves the movie "The Terminal" 3) Many of you don't know that Czechoslovakia and the USSR were different places We had 25 teams this Thursday at Glass Half Full.  Everyone prepping for our upcoming Rumble In The Pub.  PS. If you haven't registered yet, you should. Round 1 was all about product placement and commercials.  Round 2 featured songs that encouraged you to just keep quiet for a while.  Then,
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Kinda like if Tiny Tim and Ruth Buzzy had a baby


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The Pioneer
2401 S University Blvd
Denver, CO
80210
Wednesday, July 29, 2015
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Dachshund Families
Jillian

Helooooooooo readers of The Pioneer blog!! It’s Jillian here, novice quizmaster and taco enthusiast. When looking up the word novice, as I often do with words due to my limited vocabulary and propensity for drinking, I found an interesting definition. NOVICE (n.):  an animal, especially a racehorse, that has not yet won a major prize or reached a level of performance to qualify for important events. Obviously, this definition had a huge effect on me due to the similarity to my situation. I began to well up with tears, but reminded myself that I am in fact a quizmaster, and not a racehorse.   Racehorse/quizmaster
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The Canyon's Crown Restaurant & Pub
6958 East Tanque Verde Road
Tucson, AZ
85715
Thursday, July 30, 2015
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Music is a blessing and a curse.
Major Tom

I don't listen to the radio anymore. I haven't for a few years. I think that the way radio stations work is one of the worst things for music that there could possibly be. It used to be that I would get in the car for a short trip, and the first thing I would do would be to turn on the radio. Almost invariably, there would be a commercial on, and I would change the channel, only to hear a commercial on that station as well. If there wasn't a commercial, there would be some DJ talking incessantly. By the time I got home, I might have heard one actual song. To add insult to injury, it was always the same song. Radio always plays the same few bands over and over, and always plays the worst song
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My name is Tom.  I got into this gig by kicking everyone's ass at the Quiz at Club Congress on a weekly basis until they pretty much had to give me a job.  Now I do 2 clubs in Tucson, and you should be at both of them.  Besides doing this, I play in a ska-punk band called Troy's Bucket, and I have a job teaching 7th grade social studies.  I'm a huge metal and punk fan, but I also dig a lot of other stuff.  Halloween is my Christmas.  A lot of that has to do with my birthday, December 24th, being totally ignored thanks to Christmas.  I left the sinking ship that is Detroit, but I still love the Red Wings.  That's a hockey team.  Hockey is the greatest sport in the world.  I am single, so feel free to line up at the QM's table to meet me.  I drink Guinness, so feel free to send one my way.  I still won't give you any extra points. 


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The Point After
5445 S 900 E
Salt Lake City, UT
84117
Thursday, July 30, 2015
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Dating Site School
QuizBitch Jen

Or... Hookups.com   While our much younger team (Keith Honcho) was clearly more in tune with the dating scene and knew more of the popular dating sites for Round 3, Murder-Horse ended up dominating Round 7 by knowing their Knights and Dames.   Trash talk abounded during every bonus question. Keith Honcho thought they knew who Wayne Campbell was from Wayne's World, but talked their way through to the answer enough that the other team got there first. I ended up giving them both a prize since it was truly a collaborative effort.   And I guess I'm not as funny as I think I am. Round
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Alley Katz
2019 O Street
Sacramento, CA
95811
Thursday, July 30, 2015
[Tuesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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I'll Make You Famous
Taylor

Well, I won't make you famous - but Lisa with the Sacramento News and Review might.  That's the photographer who came around our quiz last night to take pictures.  I want to throw out a big thanks to all of you who made the trip out - my two favorite Lannisters (Amy and Q), Scott and Laura, the whole Disney crew, the Deuce himself.  The place was packed and that's gonna look pretty darn good on camera!  I expect I'll see a lot of you back during the Nintendo quiz, which makes me even more excited for it! You know what's funny?  A room full of nerds that know a ton a dating sites, but almost nothing about Star Wars or Deadpool.  And yes, I'm making that
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Can you tell a rainbow, "Hey - stop being a rainbow!"?  NO!    Such is Taylor. 

 

What can I say?  I'm a pub quiz-obsessed Geek who has an unnaturally strong affection for Star Wars, Marvel, cosplay, and just about any other nerdy thing you can think of (minus anime - I have SOME standards).  Things I hate?  How about Quentin Tarantino films, France (I'm AMerican, so I have to), the whole state of Michigan, and the show Ancient Aliens, just to name a few.  Born in the Promised Land (aka Ohio), lived in Los Angeles (aka Shit Hole), Los Alamos (aka Leave it to Beaver-ville), and now Davis, CA.  You can generally find me at the movies or at your nearest Comic Book convention - I'll be the one dressed up, so you should totally be able to spot me.

I used to be a die hard GWD player before taking on the mantle of quizinatrix - but I yelled at my teammates too much and decided I should try a new path to getting my quiz-fix before I lost any friends.  Lucky for me, the QM spot opened up at El Farol and I may or may not have traded sexual favors with several GWD employees to be given the job (if there are no photos, it never happened).  You all have been putting up with me ever since.

So since you've been on this page, I'll expect to see you at my Pub Quizes!  Oh, and bring your safety word - you're gonna need it.

 

-Taylor


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Endgame
699 south Mill Ave.
Suite 201
Tempe, AZ
85281
Thursday, July 30, 2015
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works sucks, geeks rule
Miguel

hello this is just a quick update fromgeeks who drink at Endgameevery Thursday at 7 30karate chopping your work week in it's throbbing neckso lets read carefully,tonight many reached for the sky,with pint glasses raised up high,It was after dark,who's going to scorewho's going to score after dark?give me death by snu snu,give me vertical sharks,give me standard operating brocedure,who's going to score after dark?give me an abundance of katies,give me an wheel,give me a snoop lion killed by a snoop dentist
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Angela's at the Crosswalk
1010 E 15th St
Plano, TX
75074
Thursday, July 30, 2015
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Dame Murder She Wrote
Your Best Friend Rachel

So I'm eating the rest of my chips and Cuban sandwich from Angela's and my dog is basically trying to hypnotize me into sharing. NOPE! Thanks for letting me host Quiz last night guys! It was a lot of fun and y'all are kind of ridiculous, but I like it. So, funny story. Remember how I made you all pose for pictures and smile and look happy and shit? Yeah... My phone possibly died today. Like, I can't get it to turn on or charge. IDK WTF the problem is since it isn't even a year old and it just turned off in my hands without any trauma or whatever. I just know it appears to be dead. So yeah. The pictures I took died with it. So I thought, oh I'll just post a picture of the answer sheet
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Reviews for Rachel:

*She's a crazy damned nightmare. - Audreia, Allen Wickers

*She is such an asshole. - Former day job bossman

*She's like a kindergarten teacher after three martinis. - QM Glenn

*I want to adopt her. - John Dicker, Geeks Who Drink Owner

*No - QM SSR

*Remind me why we're friends again? - QM JWarr

*She once took a bite of quesadilla and washed it down with Fireball. - OGQMOTY

*Cute. Cuddly. Stabby. - Wayne, BST

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Let's make beautiful Quiz together:

--> Mondays at Company Cafe (8pm)

--> Tuesdays at Nodding Donkey Uptown at (8pm)

--> Saturdays at Jack Mac's Swill & Grill (9pm)

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Let's cyberstalk each other:

FB @wildaggie. Twitter & IG @grownassperson.


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The Tavern at St. Michael's Square
2918 67th Avenue
Suite 102
Greeley, CO
80634
Thursday, July 30, 2015
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It's Your Wedding. You Can Get Drunk if You Want To
Mother%$#@er of Dragons

  There once was a quiz that was held. At the Tavern, it went very well. Questions were asked. Wrong answers were given But fun was had for the masses to tell.   Seriously though, I am at a loss for words this week because there was a team of men. 4 Men. 4 grown ass men. They seemed smart enough. I like them well enough. But they answered King Kong for a question that was Return of the Jedi. So I publicly shamed them and made them understand that the quiz is for geeks. Geeks who drink. But they also need to know things about Star Wars and Star Trek and comic books. It's pretty much implied in the name of the quiz. Am I right?   Things
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I'm still pretty new to this Quizmaster thing, but I think I've got the hang of it.

1) Find the biggest guy in the place, walk up to him and punch him in the craw.

2) Always sit with people that look like you.

3) Don't pick up the soap when you drop it.

Wait, that was for something else I did. AWWWWWWWWWKWARRRRRRD.

I've been a Quizmaster since March, 2014, and now that they feel I've got the hang of it, they've finally allowed me to stay close to home and host Thursday nights at The Tavern at St. Michael's Square. 

A little about me. I like long walks in dark alleys. Whenever somebody makes a point to talk about how much they dislike something, I will always find a reason to like it and argue with them. And finally, if we found out that the world was going to end tomorrow, there is a lot of people that would need to go out and buy a protective cup, because there are a lot of people in the world that I would love to kick squarely in the crotch. 

See you at Quiz!!! 


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Declaration Brewing
2030 S. Cherokee Street
Denver, CO
80223
Thursday, July 30, 2015
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Episode 4: An Elegy to Rowdy Roddy Piper
RESII

Declaration Brewing continues to better itself. A new record 15 teams converged to kick ass and chew bubblegum. The team that kicked the most ass was More Better. Two teams, Betsy Ross and the Supremes and Drinks Who Geek, finished second. The Enid Coleslaws and The Midwesties tied for fourth.   If sentence two felt familiar, it’s because I wrote a sentence similar last week. Both sentences were homages to the best line in They Live, a great film starring the now-sadly-deceased Rowdy Roddy Piper.   Even if you don’t like wrestling, you could tell
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RESII was born in the 17th state of the union under the sweltering summer sun.  From humble beginnings, this future Buckeye became third best player on the middle school chess team (out of four).  After that, his life became a blur of Mountain Dew and worse decisions.  In his spare time, he enjoys highlights of Buster Tillman, not giving change to the homeless, and Harper Lee novels.  This is his first production of Geeks Who Drink.  He would like to thank his lucky stars and all his deceased pets for helping him cope with the good times.


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Doyle's Public House
208 Saint Helens Avenue
Tacoma, WA
98402
Thursday, July 30, 2015
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Tonight's Quiz Brought to You By Bulgarian Dating Sites
David Mitchell

Good evening everyone, tonight's quiz had us go through an epic journey through the imagination...or something like that. Round one had us studying cheap shills, y'know like Apple and XBox. Next we took a lesson in learning how to SHUT THE FUCK UP in French, round three had us using those French skills to woo lovers on the creepiest websites NOT TINDER GODDAMMIT! I've used most of those sites, and most of them suck.   Round four was all about the Brits and JK Rowling, which we followed up by travelling through movieland to expand Liongate to faux Lions. Then we landed in Bulgaria and learned about everyone's favorite country. Following that we listened to some Knights
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Florida man decides to move cross country, gets a job drinking.


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Huberts Sports Bar & Grill
600 1st Ave N
Minneapolis, MN
55403
Thursday, July 30, 2015
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I Bet You Never Thought We'd Put Bulgaria in this Quiz!
Lord of Pirates

Hey Huberts. So clearly I am not the majestic sex beast that is your usual quizmaster Alex. I'm the cheap store-brand variety. My name is Nate and despite the fact that "I don't know what trees are", and "my mom still buys my clothes for me", and "I get scared of my own farts" I feel that I'm more than adequate in taking on Alex's enormous shoes (you know what that means ladies).   In Round One of tonight's quiz we asked teams to remember all the great times they saw a poorly- placed product in one of their favorite movies. Also ads featuring children, because life isn't cruel enough? Anyway, our teams were
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Writer, open-mic standup comedian, failed teacher, mad man on the lam, quiz master. These are words, some of which describe me.


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TRUELOVE
414 Franklin Ave
Waco, TX
76701
Thursday, July 30, 2015
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Old Faces and New Places
Nicknames are Hard

In 1874, the Centennial of Chemistry in the U.S. was celebrated by chemists meeting at Northumberland, Pa. where Joseph Priestley was buried after spending the last years of his life in America. The chemists commemorated the 100th anniversary of Priestley's discovery of the element oxygen on 1 Aug 1774, regarded as the most important link in the chain of events which eventually led to the overthrow of the phlogistic hypothesis. The memorial exercises were planned to include an address by Professor Joseph Henry, an Essay on American Contributions to Chemistry by Benjamin Silliman, Jr., and a loan exhibition of Priestley's apparatus, books and manuscripts. The event was initiated by Henry Bolton.   I'm
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