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Hamburger Mary's (Long Beach)
330 Pine Ave
Long Beach, CA
90802
Wednesday, Aug 24, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Front row seats so close you could see who's hoo.
Joshuay

Bonne nuit mes amis!!i thoroughly enjoyed our quiz times together last night. My heart was warmed something fierce when we got to round 8 and so many of you had no idea what the hell a Breitbart was. I seriously could not have been happier. Fun story - lady Friday, Clancy and I were invited to join some friends in seeing the touring production of Cabaret down in Costa Mesa. I've enjoyed the show since high school, when I saw a touring production starring Lea Thompson, aka Mrs. McFly. She was a divine Sally Bowles. Anyway, this production starred Randy Harrison of Queer as Folk fame. He was a delightful Emcee and has aged incredibly well. He's much bulkier these days. So I'm
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Josh Wittge is an animatronic talking bear which was created by Ken Forsse with later assistance by Larry Larsen and John Davies. Josh Wittge moves his mouth and eyes via a standard cassette tape deck built into his back. Later versions would use a digital cartridge in place of a cassette. At the peak of his popularity, Josh Wittge became the best-selling toy of 1985 and 1986, and the newest version was awarded the 2006 Animated Interactive Plush Toy of the Year by Creative Child Magazine. 

Josh enjoys table tennis, lunch and Crimean War renactment. He lives.



 


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Devil's Advocate
955 E University Dr
Tempe, AZ
85281
Wednesday, Aug 24, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Viper? I Hardly Knew 'Er!
Nick Danger

What can I say about last night’s quiz that hasn’t already been said about IEDs? It was bomb AF and nobody saw it coming! Round 1 provided me the perfect opportunity to test the waters with my new fake cockney accent I’d been dying to try. Popular opinion is it’s trash, turns out. Eh, you can’t be good at everything I guess. Round 2’s mash-ups were a fun break from the usual thoroughfare as well, and when you’ve been in the saddle as long as I have that’s a welcome sight indeed. Personally though, I thought round 3 stunk. I mean, pee-YEW. Y’know, because it was a round about smelly stuff. *ahem* Moving on. The honest-to-goodness
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HopCat (Lexington)
410 W Short St.
Lexington, KY
40507
Wednesday, Aug 24, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 8:00 pm]
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A Cask of Theremin & A Fart in A Jar
Ashlea

I hosted a small but mighty crowd last night. All hail, Wednesday night pub quiz! Our game began with a round called, “Action Movie Cock-ups”. A warm welcoming round; clues were presented to the teams that rhymed with the answers movie title. Round 2 featured dual song clips from recording artists who share part of a name & in Round 3 we talked about farts, skunks, mildew & other “stanky” things. The theme of last nights Round 4 was, “Safety Forth!”. Did you know that “carabiner”, is a German word? It means, “spring hook”. We talked about two of my favorite celebrities, (Aubrey Plaza & Smokey the Bear),
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95 Slide
722 E Pike St
Seattle, WA
98122
Wednesday, Aug 24, 2016
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Black Folk had questions for Black Folk huh?
Chaz_Bazz

Buzzfeed did a video of questions Black People have for Black People so I thought I'd go down the list and answer them.  1. Why is it so hard to be on time? Well likely because they aren't incentive to be on time. Now of course this isn't all black people but for those who do it could be any combination of lack of motivation, it not being a virtue to them or just plain being irresponsible. Though I think that makes this more of a human thing than just a "Black" thing. Though that doesn't really explain the concept of CP time though...2. If my dab is on fleek, am I lit? Man you're just stringing
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Bios? I think they're hazardous to my health; that or I've played to much Resident Evil. 

So you actually came here to learn more about me? Well okay. I'm 5'4, likes Steak, Boobies and Video Games. That's all you really need to know.

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You need more? 

Well ask me out or buy me a drink and you can know more. Or like, ya know, come see me host a quiz or three. DO EEET.  


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The Corkscrew
61 Congress St
Jersey City, NJ
07307
Thursday, Aug 25, 2016
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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What a QUIZ what a QUIZ!!
Reef

We gathered at out favorite watering hole to get drunk and answer shit. That we did! It was an amazing time and a few teams left with some cash, others respect and some with nothing. In third place we had team Yonkey Dong Redux who were the champions of last weeks quizzical endeavors. Second overall went to team Rattlesnakes and Condoms, placing themselves in the running for regulars tittle holders. First however went to a team that occasionally changes its name but never its goal, to be the best at quiz every week, team Doctors with Benifits took gold. Always fun and always a pleasure. The only thing better
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I suck at Bio's and remembering names so keep that in mind when we meet at Geeks. I enjoy long games of Zombies, Grand Theft and the occasional Poker night under the cool breeze of an air conditioner. Not exactly one for making the jokes, I let them come to me from the situation, like raindrops on a pools surface. If my Bio is lacking, feel free to give me suggestions as I plan on being a level 65 Quiz master in no time!!

See you at Mills on Tuesday's, if you read this, tell me at the bar! Say "I put cinnamon in my coffee too!" and you may receive receive something special from your host.


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Chelsea Pub & Lounge
1334 Hermosa Ave
Hermosa Beach, CA
90254
Wednesday, Aug 24, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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Get thee to the Harry Potter quiz this Saturday, 27 August….or I will make you Eat Slugs!!!
shadude (the long winded Persian)

By all indications, this could very well turn out to be the biggest non-Geek Bowl quiz in history of Geeks Who Drink……and in turn, the biggest quiz ever in California history as well. And take it from someone who has been a part of history as recently as this past July 4th when the Juno spacecraft entered orbit around Jupiter, it’s a lot of fun to be a part of something that’s bigger than you and to share it with your friends. (Yeah, I know participating in a Harry Potter theme quiz may not be on the same level as flying a spacecraft….but it’s a close second. ;-) ) We have lots in story for our quizzards! Of course we will have 48 questions coverage
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A geek of many sorts:
• a space geek - believe it or not, I really am a rocket scientist
• a music geek - used to be a DJ at my college radio station
• a concert geek - live music rocks! (pun intended)
• a live theatre geek - it's just a better value than the going to the cinema at this point
• a musical theatre geek - more than any straight man rightfully should be
• a political geek - it's a much better bloodsport than the UFC
• a pop culture geek - grew up as a latch-key child, so TV was my babysitter
• a bike geek - teaching indoor classes help paid for my Orbea Orca with Campy Record-11


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Scotland Yard Pub
187 Saint Paul Street
Rochester, NY
14604
Wednesday, Aug 24, 2016
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Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?
QM Kevin

Tonight was the night of the traveling quizzers.  I was lucky enough to host a good amount of regulars from various bars around Rochester.  It may not have been their first time to Scotland Yard, but from what I could tell it was the first time I hosted at least most of them at the ol' pub.  And man did someone teach these guys how to quiz!  Good competitive rounds were held all night.  Maybe it was something in the air, because one gentleman was new to quiz altogether and did very well for himself. Rounds fulfilling all the humor were held tonight.  One 'Ewww and False' round was held for all things that smell weird.  Did you know
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Wild Eagle Saloon
921 Huron Rd E
Cleveland, OH
44115
Thursday, Aug 25, 2016
[Thursdays @ 7:00 pm]
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RIP Harambe
Discount Doug Mart

That wuss Paul McCartney wasn’t willing to compete with Wild Eagle Saloon pub quiz 2 weeks in a row, and it’s a good thing he didn’t. We won this battle Sir Paul! Tonight in round one we made sure everyone could count. Even though i specifically stated that each answer would contain a number, I still got ‘Golden Girls” as an answer to what show Morley Safer was on. Oops. In the music round I didn’t need the artist, but I needed the 2 song titles that shared a common theme for each answer. The Hand Holders
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Beau Jo's (Arvada)
7525 West 53rd Avenue
Arvada, CO
80002
Wednesday, Aug 24, 2016
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How I Met Your Gumby Sex Doll
Diane Cletus

After three summers of hosting at ye olde Arvada Beau Jo’s, we’ve seen some weird things go down out on our patio. There have been team costumes, metalcakes, visual round origami, tiebreaker air-offs aplenty (not unlike this). And who can forget the pizza in the toilet escapade? Safe to say, y'all like to keep it weird. And I'm always happy to oblige. But tonight had something especially unusual in mind. Something...blown up and latex. And the really strange part is, you quizzers weren’t even privy to it.
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Here's the 411 on Mr. H:

He's 29. He's surprisingly engaged. He's an art teacher-turned-instructional coach at a local high school. A really good one.

When not belching into a microphone, John can be found:

  • Sipping brews at the Dark Lord's favorite brewery.
  • Playing competitive air guitar.
  • Flopping Magic cards with the other dorks.
  • Bulleting lists...with extreme prejudice.


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Green Valley Ranch Beer Garden
4995 Argonne Street
Denver, CO
80249
Wednesday, Aug 24, 2016
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Dumbledore Has Been Mostly-Dead Since
Quizmaster K

Geeks this week at GVR Beer Garden was a great time with lots of varied categories. Round 1 gave us cockney rhyming movie clues, and round 2 lots of artists with the same name. Round 3 kind of stunk (seriously, though: so many farts and skunks), round 4 was all about safety, and the visual round included the USA's second national bird. Round 6 was a challenge, bringing questions about vengeance, spirits, and vengeful spirits, and round 7 was lots of fun as I watched people trying to place TV theme songs with their very strange sounding covers. As always, round 8 was the deciding factor, as most teams didn't joker until the end and the random knowledge round typically has a wide spread
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Illegal Pete's (Fort Collins)
320 Walnut S
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, Aug 24, 2016
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Dat Booty So Stank @ ILLEGAL PETE'S!!!
Andizzle fo' Shizzle

It may not be a song by Jay Z, or by Three 6 Mafia…. Or really an actual song at all, but I whole-heartedly believe it should be. Therefore, I am calling upon you, oh quizzers, to write the lyrics to this new hit single so we can release it on our soon-to-be platinum record: “Geeks Who Drink Presents”. It’s totally going platinum, I know it. Things we learned this week: - Shia LaBeouf is a douche. - Safety always comes fourth. Or third. - You need to watch more National Lampoon. - Absinthe is the worst.   --------------------
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Why yes, Andizzle fo' Shizzle is in fact my legit, legal name (as soon as I change it). Fo' rizzle, bizzle. I've hosted over 700 quizzes since 2008 and have written around 1,000 of our rounds. I'm also a vegetarian, a Jew, and a god damned pretty, pretty princess.

I kick ass and sometimes take names where appropriate; Quizmaster extraordinaire and all around nerd, I host the weekly quiz with both fury and pomp. If you ever find youself in need of a good beating in Halo, tetherball, or a good ole' fashioned PBR chugoff, feel free to let me know.

You can learn a little more about my messed up brain over at my Meet Your Quizmaster interview.

Check out Northern Colorado's Facebook page @ www.facebook.com/NoCoGeeksWhoDrink

I also write beer reviews and articles @ www.PorchDrinking.com

And if you so desire, I can also be found on The Facebooks or on The Twitters, Xbox Live, Steam, League of Legends, Battle.net, and your Mom's house.


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Beau Jo's Pizza
205 N College Ave
Mondays @ 7:00pm

Pour Brothers Community Tavern
18220 Linden St
Tuesdays @ 8:00pm

Illegal Pete's
320 Walnut St Wednesdays @ 8:00pm

The Mainline Ale House
125 S College Ave
Thursdays @ 7:00pm


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The Canterbury Ale House
534 15th Ave E
Seattle, WA
98112
Wednesday, Aug 24, 2016
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Pokemon Go is Garbage.... And Why I Can't Stop Playing It
R-Kenny

Alright. After three weeks of wandering around with my phone out trying to catch Pokemon on the streets of Seattle, and in rural Oregon, I've come to the conclusion that Pokemon Go is shitty. It's an awful game. Calling it a game isn't even accurate. It's just the worst grindy parts of the Pokemon franchise with none of the fun, battling and training stuff. Why bother walking around only to see the same three fucking Pokemon everyday? Why do I have to catch like 25 Geodude's before I make a Graveler. It's nonsense. That said, I'm playing it literally as we speak. Why? Because it's so mind numbingly simply to play. It literally asks nothing more of me than "have a pulse".
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Master of the old school jams!


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Charlie's Bar and Grill
620 4th Ave E
Olympia, WA
98501
Wednesday, Aug 24, 2016
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I'll Ice Your Breaker
Kristina

"Well, this is it kid," she told herself as she looked into the mirror of the bathroom in the bar. "Now go out there and kick some quiz ass! Make me proud!" She tilted her chin up, straightened her back, and walked out ready to take on a bar full of quizzers. She dazzled them with her computer skills, she played the mic beautifully... Alright, alright, she did ok. The quiz tonight was the real star. With its cockney slang, its stinky cheese, and of course bird watching. Tonight was one for the ages, and the quiz pulled it off. And sure, after the quiz master stopped having a shake in her voice, she did great, too. It came down to the final matchup, two teams facing one on one,
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Pitfire Artisan Pizza (Downtown LA)
108 West 2nd Street
Los Angeles, CA
90012
Wednesday, Aug 24, 2016
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It came from El Segundo!
Admiral Cabbage

There was time when I couldn't be bothered to bring a side dish to a neighborhood bbq.  bt those days are behind me.  i get it now.  i understand the importance of a good side dish.  a dish that could, if the pit master is a fool, could outshine the meat.  a dish that could be the talk of the town for weeks to come.  a dish that could vault itself in to the pantheon of "world famous" as in, Mom is bringing her "World Famous Cherry Pie" to the bbq this weekend.  yeah, i now understand how something like that....can make your life feel fulfilled.  I don't have that dish quite yet in my arsenal but I will keep trying.  i will keep pushing myself
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Have you ever had one of those days where you just can't seem to get the lid off your industrial grade lube? WELL I HAVE SIR!!! I HAVE!  


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The Auld Dubliner (Tucson)
800 East University Boulevard
Tucson, AZ
85719
Wednesday, Aug 24, 2016
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It's the least wonderful time of the year!
Major Tom

'Tis the season! No, not the season of the pumpkin spice everything. Not the season of never ending horror movies on TV. Not the season of leaves changing color and sweaters. It's Barely Dressed Unreasonably Drunk Sorority Girl Season! This is the time of the year when, at any given moment during a Quiz, a group of girls will stumble into the Dub screaming whatever nonsense they scream about, boobs hanging out all over the place, dresses just barely coming down to below-butt length, and will make their way to the bar to order various kinds of shots. If you were a betting person, you could probably make a very safe bet by guessing that those shots will be Harry Potter shots. Flames will erupt,
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My name is Tom.  I got into this gig by kicking everyone's ass at the Quiz at Club Congress on a weekly basis until they pretty much had to give me a job.  Now I do 2 clubs in Tucson, and you should be at both of them.  Besides doing this, I play in a ska-punk band called Troy's Bucket, and I have a job teaching 7th grade social studies.  I'm a huge metal and punk fan, but I also dig a lot of other stuff.  Halloween is my Christmas.  A lot of that has to do with my birthday, December 24th, being totally ignored thanks to Christmas.  I left the sinking ship that is Detroit, but I still love the Red Wings.  That's a hockey team.  Hockey is the greatest sport in the world.  I am single, so feel free to line up at the QM's table to meet me.  I drink Guinness, so feel free to send one my way.  I still won't give you any extra points. 


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Cicero's
6691 Delmar Boulevard
St. Louis, MO
63130
Wednesday, Aug 24, 2016
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Japan is actually not a City
David

Drunks who Geek celebrated a little too early, they were pretty excited about Japan being a city, unfortunately upon further review it is not. Still they had a pretty good name, so we'll give them a past.  The newcomers Gus Folds Under Pressure (Or is Gus Breaks under Pressure? The world may never know) proved not to be chokers as they took first with a come from behind victory. The Rick James Experience took 2nd with a strong finish, and ??? rounded out the top 3. 
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