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Tarasco
1452 Northwest 70th Street
Seattle, WA
98117
Tuesday, May 26, 2015
[Tuesday's @ 8:00 pm]
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I'll take 69 bit of Hash and Eggs
EricMusehl

Tonight we were having a good time when all of the sudden I had to read a question about doing 69 while bonked on Hash for magical effects.   Then I gggled. then they giggled. Then somebody make weird body noises, then we all laughed. Because we be adults. But no, really, do both people need to be on the hash for it to work or just one? I just want to know for a friend. Oh my, low scores tonight. A winning score tonight of 64 points! What! questions about sex partners, songs covers, and the video round really did a number on them tonight! Maybe next week! Woot Woot to Armageddon for the win, the A Beautiful Be(Hind)
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Eric Musehl lives in Seattle Washington with his wife, two sons, one daughter, one cat, and one snake. Eric Musehl was born in Faribault Minnesota but left. Eric Musehl has been a cook, kilt maker, tour guide, factory worker, wedding mc-dj. Eric Musehl these days can be found acting as a stay-at-home dad, wedding dj, karakoe dj, white water river guide, and of course Geeks Who Drink Quiz Master. 

Eric Musehl generally does not write in third person, but when he does, he goes overboard.


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Hennessey's Tavern
34111 La Plaza
Dana Point, CA
92629
Tuesday, May 26, 2015
[Tuesday's @ 9:00 pm]
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When the going gets tough
MikeSchramm

Things started out quiet during the post-Memorial Day quiz here in Dana Point, but they revved up quickly as more and more teams joined the fray early on. It was a neck-and-neck fight for most of the evening, as the top teams fought within single points for most of the questions. Smashlee lead big in a demanding round 2 (nobody’s ever heard of a German cover band named The Baseballs, apparently), but all of the teams came back big in a round 4 all about obsessions. I even lead the crowd in a quick singalong of The Police’s biggest hit, which most everyone enjoyed just fine.   Round 5, unfortunately, was a bit of a mess, with
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Mike's originally from St. Louis, Missouri and now resides in San Diego (via Ithaca, Chicago, and Los Angeles). He works on video games during the day, and enjoys long walks on the beach and beer!


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Gaslamp Bar & Grill
1315 NW Mall St
Issaquah, WA
98027
Tuesday, May 26, 2015
[Tuesday's @ 7:30 pm]
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Rule 1: Don’t Mess with the Quiz Master
The Fortress

I start my quiz with that rule every week, and after and less than happy experience that I let slide; now when I say I mean it!  I don’t mean to start my quiz on a negative note (so I’ll get this out and quickly move on) but if you’re telling jokes during the quiz, 1) make sure they’re funny and 2) make sure the whole crowd is in the moment. Anything that doesn’t fall within those two categories is considered heckling…or being a jerk and is in explicit violation of rule number one.       Now that we’ve
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Yeah, well what can I say about myself...A LOT! 

But I won't. I'm just your regular quiz-mistressing chick on in the city. Sounds like a million dollar sitcom idea to me. 

Actually QM's are more of 250K reality show idea on MTV. My show would be akin to Jersey Shore, but no fist pumping or pregnant short people. 

...but back to me. I'm called The Fortress...no idea why though, so come out and see me in action and maybe we can come up with some ideas why together! 


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Moe's BBQ (Englewood)
3295 S Broadway
Englewood, CO
80113
Tuesday, May 26, 2015
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Rainy Days and Tuesdays always get me down.
Kent Shelton

Here it is. Another Tuesday night on South Broadway. It's raining, there is thunder, there is lightning, and hail seems likely. For the past four weeks this is been the scenario. Bad weather Tuesdays. Tornado Tuesdays. Flood Alert Tuesdays. The weekly washout.   When I walked into Moe’s tonight the place was packed. Wall to window, no room to move. People eating meat, drinking beer, and having a gay old time. Laughter, chicken wings, loud music, dudes ordering shots. I thought to myself, "This is going to be a great quiz". I unpacked my quiz gear.                        
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My old rival and best friend Appollo Creed was recently killed in the ring by a monsterous Russian boxer named Ivan Drago. I must avenge his death.

No matter how hard I must train, no matter where I must go, I will make Drago pay.


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The Three Lions Pub (Bothell)
10111 Main St
Bothell, WA
98011
Monday, May 25, 2015
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Rule 1: Don’t Burp Directly into the Microphone
The Fortress

Sort of move the mic a little but look directly to the crowd. Anywho I had a good time filling in for Chris this final week. While I enjoy the set up at my regular bar,  I have to say that this is a sweet set up. I can see everyone and I have a whole table to score and do my Quiz Master official business.       Chris will be back next Monday and I’m sure he’s looking forward to seeing all of his regulars again. Let’s run down the highlights!      
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Yeah, well what can I say about myself...A LOT! 

But I won't. I'm just your regular quiz-mistressing chick on in the city. Sounds like a million dollar sitcom idea to me. 

Actually QM's are more of 250K reality show idea on MTV. My show would be akin to Jersey Shore, but no fist pumping or pregnant short people. 

...but back to me. I'm called The Fortress...no idea why though, so come out and see me in action and maybe we can come up with some ideas why together! 


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Local Burger
10134 Main St
Bellevue, WA
98004
Tuesday, May 26, 2015
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The One With Kofta
Quizmaster Kris

With Tabitha off in Portland she called upon me to take the reins at Local Burger and show you all how awesome Tabitha is at hosting. Seriously though, you guys were great and I'll host out at the 'ol LB anytime you guys will have me.   Round One, Recently In Stuff, started off the night real well for most teams, with most teams getting 7 or 8 points. Round Four also gave most of you a confidence boost as all but one team got at least 7 points in the round on Obsessions.   After missing only 3 points through round six, We Don't Even Go Here cruised to a dominant victory. Summer is Coming and Names Are Hard
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  1. If you could be one for just 24 hours, what cereal box cartoon character would you be? Why?
    • Horratio Magellan Crunch (Captain Crunch). "Look at me, I'm the captain now"
  2. If you could have had the starring role in one film already made, which movie would you pick?
    • Rain Man, because I feel it's about where my acting skills are at.
  3. You were just given a yacht. What would you name it?
    • The Vulcanized Mallard (Rubber Ducky)
  4. If a movie was being made of your life and you could choose the actor/actress to play you, who would you choose and why?
    • Jonah Hill. Because, Jonah Hill.
  5. If you were to be on a reality TV show which one would you be on and why?
    • Amazing Race. I love to travel and I think I could make a serious run for the money.
  6. 2%, 1% or skim milk?
    • According to Ron Swanson, Skim Milk is water lying about being milk.
  7. Mayonnaise or Miracle Whip?
    • Mayo, because Miracle Whip is of the devil.
  8. If you could have a condiment dispensed from your navel, what would it be?
    • Ranch dressing... it would be so convenient and delicious.


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Rhein Haus
912 12th Ave
Seattle, WA
98122
Tuesday, May 26, 2015
[Tuesday's @ 9:00 pm]
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Rhein Haus L: Chanoc und Sohn Santo vs. die Killer Vampire
KyleSmith

An intense back-and-forth here at Rhein Haus, making it your average Tuesday night here at America’s Germany. Coming in first were beloved regulars E=MC Hammer^2, taking it in the final round with an amazing effort. It should be noted that they were the only team to correctly identify Mean Streets in the video round. As if you hadn’t already won a significant portion of my heart… Coming in behind them was the lovely trio, McDeaLing. Congrats on the second place prize! Behind them, the delightful duo, Little Lebowski Urban Achievers, newcomers to our game, but I hope
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Name: Kyle
Bust: Whatever number it may be, it brings the boys to the yard
Waist: 30-32
Hips: Adequate for birthing
Height: 5’7”
Weight: 180 or so
Birthdate: 29 March 1981
Birthplace: Edmonds, WA
Ambition: To be a finely-honed instrument of quizmastery
Turn-ons: Black-and-white cinematography, gaming of the board or video variety, sabermetrics, karaoke, playing softball, alcohol in its many forms
Turnoffs: People who cheat at pub quizzes, anti-subtitle fanatics and other types of fascists, Christopher Nolan movies
Greatest strength: Jackassery
Makes you laugh the hardest: Hearing Zack Snyder called a "visionary director"
Cake or death: Cake, I guess
Biggest fear: That maybe Morrissey isn't "so sorry"


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Maher's Pub
352 B Avenue
Lake Oswego, OR
97034
Tuesday, May 26, 2015
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Now we're getting somewhere!
Cassifrrrr

You guys just keep getting better and better!In this week's edition of "Showing up for quiz 4 hours early with Cass" we try the Dancing Leprechaun cocktail (omfgyes) and get schooled in fertility by a woman of 84. I learned, that the 50 year old women in her child's age group are "going in their menopauses" and have shriveled up into frigid bitches unsuitable for her bright eyed ball saggin' boy.So Mama's recruitin'. If you know any fertile bright women between the ages of "legal consent" and oh my god I cant even make this a joke Im so turned off by my own youth tonight... GUYS YOU CAME BACK..!That sweet couple from two
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I like long walks into the glen, firing arrows into the sunset, cream cheese in my scrambled eggs, starting every week off with The Who, and ending the night with The Thong Song.