The Careless Whisper SongChristie B
Let’s mash up the lyrics of Careless Whisper by George Michael with the lyrics of The Whisper Song by the Ying Yang Twins. It’s going to be awful. Here we go. Read it in your head with the rhythm and tone of a spoken word artist. It’s quite romantic.
Hey how you doin lil mama? lemme whisper in your ear
I'm never gonna dance again
Tell you sumthing that you might like to hear
Guilty feet have got no rhythm
You got a sexy ass body and your ass look soft
Though it's easy to pretend
Mind if I touch it? and see if its soft
Naw I'm jus playin' unless you say I can
I know you're not a fool
And im known to be a real nasty man
I should've known better than to cheat a friend
And they say a closed mouth dont get fed
So I don't mind asking for head
And waste a chance that I've been given
You heard what I said, we need to make our way to the bed
And you can start usin' yo head
You like to fuck, have yo legs open all in da butt
Do it up slappin ass cuz the sex gets rough
So I'm never gonna dance again
Switch the positions and ready to get down to business
So you can see what you've been missin'
The way I danced with you
You might had some but you never had none like this
Just wait til you see my dick
Anyways, we had a full house for the third week in a row! Our quiz was a tribute to George Michael with all of the round themes being George Michael song titles. RIP, man :(
On a lighter note, congratulations to all of our teams, but especially to the top 2 prize winning teams!
In first place, DART!!!!!
After a startling and alarming tie breaker, our second place team was Beef, It’s What’s For Dinner!!!
See you next Tuesday buddies!
Hiya buddies! I'm Christie. I originally come from Cape Cod, MA where I grew up proudly as a Masshole. I relocated to Hillsboro, OR for a job in high tech. So far, Oregon is treating me well, except since everything's so green here, I'm allergic to all of it. Come see me at Bethany Public House on Tuesday nights at 7:00PM.