*Insert Obligatory 4/20 Reference Here*Stephanie
Hello, welcome, and happy 4/20 (if, ya know, you're into that)!! Thanks for joining me tonight on this eve of international random drug testing day. What a fabulous crowd we had here tonight! I haven't seen it this packed in quite awhile, and everyone seemed to be all about some GWD, which was twice as exciting!! Since there's no time like the present, let's get on with the quiz!
Ask Me Anything. No, don't really. That's just the theme for Round 1. I've got entirely too many skeletons in my closet for all that shit. And we got all fancy with the “Acrostic Universe” audio round! Of course, it also equaled to if you fucked up one answer, you pretty much fucked up every answer after that, too. But we'll focus on the positive, and talk about how much more interesting it was than your basic Round 2! How much do Cleveland and Mongolia really have in common?? More than you think, apparently! But fortunately most teams only got confused on 2 questions in the 50/50 round. Nothing like some Sex Ed to get the crowd's attention! And ya gotta love that when mentioning “sex terminology”, the first response I got was “donkey punch”. Classy bunch I got here tonight! And I swear to God, I've learned more sex positions I never knew existed just by becoming a Quiz Mistress. First, it was was an alligator fuckhouse, now it's bagpiping?!? What in the actual fuck??? And I'm still flabergasted that someone thought Anne Frank wrote the “Encyclopedia of Sex”. (facepalm) But way to know your robo friends in the Visual Round, anyway, and then, because I hate you, we had our round on War and Peace. You're welcome. Well it seems both our audio rounds tonight had an interesting twist to them, so I'm glad to see this one went over better! Random Knowledge was exceptionally tough tonight, but I got to award some prizes next, so that makes everything better!
There was some stiff competition out there tonight, which comes as no surprise seeing as we had more teams that what we've had in quite awhile! Our 3rd place winner of the night, with 71 points, was Smell The Glove! Y'all were so extremely close, and came up out of nowhere so great job!! And of course my teams wouldn't go down without a fight, so we ended up with a tie for 1st place with 72 points between Professors and John Ate Gilbert's Grapes. Which of course means it all came down to a (dun,dun,dun) Sudden Death round!! After all was said and done, my lovely Professors ended up taking home the 1st place bragging rights, while John came in an extremely close 2nd. I gotta say, this was the most fun crowd I think I've had since I've come back! Thanks for keeping me entertained, and, of course, for playing along with me! Y'all are the bees knees, and continue to be the reason I look forward to my Thursday night quizzes every week!! But, it's getting late, and I have a tiny human waiting at home for me, so I'm gonna shag ass outta here. So until next time, drive safe, have a great weekend, and smoke one for me tonight!! Later days, homies!