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Bethany Public House
4840 Northwest Bethany Boulevard
Portland, OR
97229
[Tuesday 7:00 pm]
Tuesday, Feb 14, 2017

Scores

Significant Otters
71
Roses are red, violets are blue, It's Valentine's Day, you'll get laid, too
68
Hello From The Losing Side
63
Cupcakes
62
Cale and Jenny Rule
56
The Yonces
56
Spartans
46
One Person Domination
35
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Write me some poetry for Valentine's Day

Christie B

Happy Valentine’s Day! I hope you’re having whatever pleasant experience floats your boat. In a silent act of bitter protest for the holiday, I played an “Ant-Valentine’s Day” playlist on Spotify. It featured such fine gems as:

  • Fuck You by CeeLo Green
  • Single Ladies by Beyoncé
  • Cry Me a River by Justin Timberlake
  • 99 Problems by Jay-Z

It’s a great playlist.

Anywho, we had 8 lovey dovey teams tonight. One team brought me a red velvet cupcake, which was delish.

Highlight of the week:

One team, a table of regulars, wrote some really funny poetry as their team name. Here are a few of the poems.

Roses are red, violets are blue

It's Valentine's Day, you'll get laid, too

 

Roses are red, violets are blue

My lumps are fleshy, yours are too.

 

Roses are red, violets are blue

It’s Valentine’s Day, prostate milking for you!

 

And finally, the saddest one:

Roses are red, violets are blue

It’s Valentine’s Day, I . . .

Pretty good stuff.

Congrats to our second place team who trailed the winning team by only 3 points. Goooooooooo Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. And a hearty congrats to the first place team, Significant Otters!!!

See you next Tuesday!

Hiya buddies! I'm Christie. I originally come from Cape Cod, MA where I grew up proudly as a Masshole. I relocated to Hillsboro, OR for a job in high tech. So far, Oregon is treating me well, except since everything's so green here, I'm allergic to all of it. Come see me at Bethany Public House on Tuesday nights at 7:00PM.