Geeks Who Drink is growing like a megachurch and we need us some Quizmasters to disseminate our geeky sermons.

Can you... handle hecklers, freestyle on the mic with mad wit, read questions with authority to a room full of drunky snarks and snarky drunks?  Can you deal with the high pressure lifestyle, the quiz groupies, the media attention and living a celebrity lifestyle in your own mind?

If so, make yourself acquainted with drunks of the highest caliber and experience an ephemeral sense of power rivaled only by online fantasy games and the highest caliber pornography.

Watch some of our quizmasters talking about the qualities needed to succeed in this elite cadre:

If this is you then fill out the online application. Please do NOT apply if:

• You're going to relocate in the next year.
• You're afraid of the Internet.
• You don't have a laptop, Internet access and a digital camera.

What's in it for you: $50 a night plus a $25 bar tab for three hours of work. You host the quiz, you blog about it, you get paid.

Performing experience is a plus.

If you want to cohost with a friend, apply as a team.