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Every day we're looking for hosts all across the fruited plain to wield a mic with mad wit and read our questions with authority to a room full of drunky snarks and snarky drunks. Can you deal with the high pressure lifestyle, the quiz groupies, the media attention and living a celebrity lifestyle in your own mind?
If so, scroll down, find the city nearest you, and fill out the application. Humor us and please do NOT apply if:
What's in it for you: $50 a night plus a $25 bar tab for three hours of work. You host the quiz, you blog about it, you get paid.
Performing experience is a plus but not required. If you're applying from a city that has a Geeks Who Drink quiz, or three, and you've never played before, do yourself a favor and play our quiz before you apply. It helps us take you a bit more seriously and you'll be able to see what you're getting yourself into and if it's something you want to get yourself into.
You can also watch some of our quizmasters talking about the benefits they've seen since joining this elite cadre: