Savages... Sausages... and Shane Sucks.Zach
Geeks Who Drink Night 2.0 at Campus Quarters=SUCCESS. Our numbers were up this week, so keep telling your friends! I was thoroughly confused as to whether Jeff Gordon was dead or not from a few of the team names… I’m still confused to be honest. Anyway, a new contender has entered the fray under the deep and abstract team name “Shane Sucks.” I’m not sure who Shane is… nor do I care since apparently, he sucks. I’m not stupid, I’m sure Shane is a very nice guy, but the point here is, you won. Congrats! Coming in a close second is a salty “Jeff Gordon’s Not Dead.” They had won last week under the name “Derek Zoolander’s Center For Kids Who Can’t Read Good” which provided me with a considerable amount of fodder for the blog. I can’t do much with Jeff Gordon… he drives fast cars I guess? Drinks milk once in awhile? There ya go.
I want to extend a sincere apology to the team “Savages.” I mistakenly wrote your team name down as “Sausages” which I just assumed was a euphemism for… well you know. “Savages” is a much more intimidating name than “Sausages,” so I am very sorry again for totally butchering your name… get it? Butchering? Ahh nevermind. Let’s get real here for a minute, Tennessee Williams is one super cool dude. Take this quote from round 3 for instance “We’re all of us sentenced to solitary confinement inside our own skins, for life.” Whoa. Kind of gives me the willies. Also, “A drinking man is someone who wants to forget he isn’t still young and believing.” Super insightful. [takes sip of beer and then looks around to see if anyone is watching]. Great job to all the teams! See you next week!