Romeo and JulietingVoldeMartini
I guess what would be when you fall in love with someone you just met, and decide to tell your families to shove off because "I KNOW I JUST MET HIM DAD BUT HE'S THE LOVE OF MY LIFE!" I'm assuming you also bite each other's thumbs, and make nurses do your dirty work.
If there’s one thing I don’t understand, it’s Modern Art. I just can’t see how throwing paint on a canvas can be worth thousands of dollars. Maybe it’s just because I buy all of my art from Hobby Lobby, BUT ONLY WHEN THEY HAVE HALF OFF DÉCOR SALES. Also, all of the wall art I have in my house is dog related. I know what I like, and it’s that damn bulldog playing a saxophone.
Get it, pup.
I’ll take a trip to the McNay every once in a while, and almost always end up spending my time in the Renaissance and Medieval art wing. My favorite is the Miracle of Saint Dominic. I don’t know why, but looking at it, I think this is what’s going on.
Priest: Hey kid, if you do bad things, you know bad things will happen to you. Take your twin over there. He said my hair looks dumb, and his horse murdered him.
Horse: EAT SHOE, LOSER! NEIGHHHHHH
Background people: We’re here to fill space and look solemn and the dead kid and the horse.
There’s a legit reason for all of these, apparently. It’s supposed to tell a story, but it’s only one panel in a series, and the McNay only has one of them.
Basically, I need my art to have people looking unfocused to the left, and they need to look bored.
Except for Joseph Ducreux. You keep it up with the finger guns, man. You earned it.
Potterite. Whovian. 'Murican.
Hailing from the elongated state of California, I moved to Texas when I was a wee tot. May not have been born here, but I have developed a taste for Shiner and have (almost) gotten used to the heat.
Also has an unnatural dislike for the Batman.