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Bethany Public House
4840 Northwest Bethany Boulevard
Portland, OR
97229
[Tuesday 7:00 pm]
Tuesday, Jan 03, 2017

Scores

DART
64
Urethra Franklin
63
Beef, It's What's For Dinner
63
The Clam Goes "KA-BLAM"
61
Clever Mutts
59
There's Always Money in the Banana Stand
58
Rockin' Retirees
57
Scared Kids in the Corner
56
Go Home Congress, You're Drunk
52
Imaginary Friends with Benefits
51
Low Cal Calzone Zone
50
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The Careless Whisper Song

Christie B

Let’s mash up the lyrics of Careless Whisper by George Michael with the lyrics of The Whisper Song by the Ying Yang Twins. It’s going to be awful. Here we go. Read it in your head with the rhythm and tone of a spoken word artist. It’s quite romantic.

Hey how you doin lil mama? lemme whisper in your ear

I'm never gonna dance again

Tell you sumthing that you might like to hear

Guilty feet have got no rhythm

You got a sexy ass body and your ass look soft

Though it's easy to pretend

Mind if I touch it? and see if its soft

Naw I'm jus playin' unless you say I can

I know you're not a fool

And im known to be a real nasty man

I should've known better than to cheat a friend

And they say a closed mouth dont get fed

So I don't mind asking for head

And waste a chance that I've been given

You heard what I said, we need to make our way to the bed

And you can start usin' yo head

You like to fuck, have yo legs open all in da butt

Do it up slappin ass cuz the sex gets rough

So I'm never gonna dance again

Switch the positions and ready to get down to business

So you can see what you've been missin'

The way I danced with you

You might had some but you never had none like this

Just wait til you see my dick

Anyways, we had a full house for the third week in a row! Our quiz was a tribute to George Michael with all of the round themes being George Michael song titles. RIP, man :(

On a lighter note, congratulations to all of our teams, but especially to the top 2 prize winning teams!

In first place, DART!!!!!

After a startling and alarming tie breaker, our second place team was Beef, It’s What’s For Dinner!!!

See you next Tuesday buddies!

Hiya buddies! I'm Christie. I originally come from Cape Cod, MA where I grew up proudly as a Masshole. I relocated to Hillsboro, OR for a job in high tech. So far, Oregon is treating me well, except since everything's so green here, I'm allergic to all of it. Come see me at Bethany Public House on Tuesday nights at 7:00PM.