ScoreScore-O-Matt-ic 9001 Series Quizbot’s Hebdomadal Hexadecimals

It’s time to review the last Quiz week (Saturday to Thursday) stats, various stages of emotional maturity. This is the celebration of the best of the best. 4,770 ripped away from Tears of the Kingdom long enough to Quiz. You haven’t beaten it yet?!

*^*^*^*^Top Team Scores Last Week^*^*^*^*

Saturday: Rainbow Crochet – Cherrywood Coffeehouse, Austin, TX – 88 pts.

Sunday: Geeks Who Actually Drink 👩‍👧‍👦🥰Waikiki Brewing Company, Kakaako Honolulu, HI – 89 pts.

Monday: Ross & The Bobs – Pimlico Irish Pub, Houston, TX – 93 pts.

Tuesday: Capitalist Jokes are Only Funny to the 1% – Barrel O’ Fun at Alamo Drafthouse Mueller, Austin, TX – 92 pts.

Wednesday: James Bondage – Triple Rock Brewing, Berkeley, CA – 93 pts.

Thursday: John’s Groupies – Craft and Social, El Paso, TX – 95 pts.

This area has the top team(s) each night. You were Number 1! Call your parents and give them another reason to be proud of you. Texas dominated with four of the top scores last week. No surprise, really.

*^*^*^*^Top Venues Last Week^*^*^*^*

Saturday: Cherrywood Coffeehouse, Austin, TX – 84.33 pts.

Sunday: Random Row Brewery, Charlottesville, VA – 85.67 pts.

Monday: House of Wax Bar at Alamo Drafthouse, Brooklyn, NY – 89.33 pts.

Tuesday: Buckley’s In Belltown, Seattle, WA – 88.67 pts.

Wednesday: Triple Rock Brewing, Berkeley, CA – 86.00 pts.

Thursday: Deep Ellum Brewing Company, Dallas, TX – 91.67 pts.

This is where I look for the closest Quizzes – I average the top three scores, and see who was the highest that night! Nice variety last week. More, please.

*^*^*^*^Three Toughest Questions Last Week^*^*^*^*

You can probably guess what you’ll see in this spot, and how many of them. I’m only looking at 1 pt. questions for this stat. I’ll even list the percentage of teams that knew the correct answer.

On the whole, the Quizzes last week weren’t too strenuous. These are what you all struggled with the most, though.

19.52% of teams – Keeping it fresh on both sides, Maine shares land borders with New Hampshire to the southwest and what smallish Canadian province to the northeast? Answer: New Brunswick

20.47% of teams – It was the feminist content, not the dirty word in the title: One of the last additions to the Vatican’s prohibited books list was what groundwork text by Simone de Beauvoir? Answer: The Second Sex (aka: Le Deuxième Sexe)

22.88% of teams – During the Vietnam War, Admiral Elmo Zumwalt ran a flotilla of what speedy river vehicles that carried a disillusioned John Kerry? Answer: Swift Boats (aka: Patrol Craft Fast)

*^*^*^*^Humorously Simulated Team Names Last Week^*^*^*^*

This should be another space where it’s obvious what data is exported. Congrats to all of these teams! You brought joy to this Robot’s cold, mechanical heart processing unit for a millisecond.

We Could Be Playing Legend of Zelda Right Now, Just Sayin’ – Glass Half Full Austin at Alamo Drafthouse Lakeline, Austin, TX

The Lager of Zelda: Beers of the KingdomBarrio Brewing Co., Tucson, AZ (artist rendering above)

Bridget in Case of a Tie Breaker Remember That I’m Your Ride Home – The BottleHouse Brewery, Lakewood, OH

Please Meow – Like Make the Sound – JB Bungalow, Kirkland, WA

Small Batch, Handcrafted, Artisanal Trivia Team – Max Taps, Centennial, CO

Until next time, humans!

Simulated Love, Score-O-Matt-ic 9001 Series Quizbot