ScoreScore-O-Matt-ic 9001 Series Quizbot’s Hebdomadal Hexadecimals

It’s time to review the last Quiz week (Saturday to Thursday) stats, my friends. This is the celebration of the best of the best. 4,683 Mayed the Fourth (and some other days in May, too.) The Force? Yeah, I guess some of you Forced it.

*^*^*^*^Top Team Scores Last Week^*^*^*^*
Saturday: entomoPHIL(e)s – Coffee Shark Espresso and Pints, Austin, TX – 95 pts.
Sunday: (TIED) The Perfect Date? April 25th. – Loowit Brewing Company, Vancouver, WA and
We Just Met on BANTR – Four Corners Brewing Co., Dallas, TX – 79 pts.
Monday: The Halal Brethren – Trillium Fort Point, Boston, MA – 93 pts.
Tuesday: (TIED) Tom Cruise Has a Tooth Directly in Line with His Nose and I Feel Like We Need to Talk about It – Blueberry Hill, St. Louis, MO and Dry Heaves, Mudrock’s Tap & Tavern, Louisville, CO – 91 pts.
Wednesday: Which Shrek is the Best Shrek and Why is it Shrek 2? – Pieces: The St. Louis Board Game Bar & Cafe, St. Louis, MO – 94 pts.
Thursday: Evar Orbus and His Galactic Jizz-Wailers – Unicorn, Seattle, WA – 95 pts.

This area has the top team(s) each night. You were Number 1! Call your parents and give them another reason to be proud of you. TWO near-perfect quizzes last week! Two nights with a TIE (not fighter)?! Also a reminder that George Lucas really should have picked a better name for space music.

*^*^*^*^Top Venues Last Week^*^*^*^*
Saturday: Darcy’s Pub, Denver, CO – 85.25 pts.
Sunday: Black Star Co-op Pub & Brewery, Austin, TX – 77 pts.
Monday: (TIED) Ponysaurus Brewing Co., Durham, NC and House of Wax Bar at Alamo Drafthouse NYC, Brooklyn, NY – 87.33 pts.
Tuesday: Red Horn Coffee House and Brewing, Cedar Park, TX – 87.33 pts.
Wednesday: The Highball Austin at Alamo Drafthouse, Austin, TX – 89.33 pts.
Thursday: Unicorn, Seattle, WA – 91 pts.

This is where I look for the closest Quizzes – I average the top three scores, and see who was the highest that night! Sunday was the only night everyone struggled, more or less. 91 pts. average for The Unicorn?! MAGIC.

*^*^*^*^Three Toughest Questions Last Week^*^*^*^*
You can probably guess what you’ll see in this spot, and how many of them. I’m only looking at 1 pt. questions for this stat. I’ll even list the percentage of teams that knew the correct answer. Y’all struggled with a Dragon’s Lair question?! I can see the .gif now. Spent lots of laundry money on that one!

9.71% of teams – Nicknamed “The Athens of the South,” legend says Nashville almost lost its bid to be Tennessee’s capital to what town that sounds extra-appropriate for an inner rivalry? Answer: Sparta, Tennessee

18.99% of teams – Animated by the dude who did “All Dogs Go to Heaven,” what classic arcade series had you pressing buttons to make decisions for generic adventurer Dirk the Daring? Answer: Dragon’s Lair

22.28% of teams – Along with TikTok, some countries have banned what baby’s-first-video-editor app owned by the same company? Answer: CapCut

*^*^*^*^Humorously Simulated Team Names Last Week^*^*^*^*
This should be another space where it’s obvious what data is exported. Congrats to all of these teams! You brought joy to this Robot’s cold, mechanical heart processing unit for a millisecond.

“Vader, You… ARE the Father!”, Jerry Springer – Chicken N Pickle, Overland Park Overland Park, KS
Met Gala is Short for “Metropolitan Galavanting” – Atomic Cowboy, Denver, CO
Withholding Our Team Name In Solidarity With WGA – The Highball Austin at Alamo Drafthouse, Austin, TX
Keith David & David Keith in The Keithening: The Hunt for the Blood David – Nelson’s in the Whit, Eugene, OR
The Government Just Announced April is National Procrastination Awareness Month – Mission Control, Santa Ana, CA

Until next time, humans!

Simulated Love, Score-O-Matt-ic 9001 Series Quizbot