ScoreScore-O-Matt-ic 9001 Series Quizbot’s Hebdomadal Hexadecimals
It’s time to review the last Quiz week (Saturday to Thursday) stats, various life forms. This is the celebration of the best of the best. 4,662 came, saw and Quizzed. Probably ate and drank, too. Y’all talented!
*^*^*^*^Top Team Scores Last Week^*^*^*^*
Saturday: Everybody Pupas – Coffee Shark Espresso and Pints, Austin, TX – 93 pts.
Sunday: Geeks Who Actually Drink 
– Waikiki Brewing Company, Kakaako Honolulu, HI – 92 pts.
Monday: (TIED) Communist Jokes Aren’t Funny Unless Everyone Gets Them – Koko’s Bavarian Brewery & Biergarten, Austin, TX and British Empire Strikes Back – BarFly at Alamo Drafthouse, Denver, CO – 91 pts.
Tuesday: Smart Tek – Tony’s Bar Colorado Springs, CO – 93 pts.
Wednesday: Shadows of the Night is the Best Pat Benatar Song and I Will Fight Anyone on That – Pieces: The St. Louis Board Game Bar & Cafe, St. Louis, MO – 93 pts.
Thursday: Hairy Fairies – The Iron Bear, Austin, TX – 89 pts.
This area has the top team(s) each night. You were Number 1! Call your parents and give them another reason to be proud of you. Thursday had to ruin our 90+ night streak. You had one job, Thursday!
*^*^*^*^Top Venues Last Week^*^*^*^*
Saturday: Darcy’s Pub, Denver, CO – 80 pts.
Sunday: Black Star Co-op Pub & Brewery, Austin, TX – 87 pts.
Monday: BarFly at Alamo Drafthouse, Denver, CO – 87.67 pts.
Tuesday: Glass Half Full at Alamo Drafthouse, Lubbock, TX – 88.33 pts.
Wednesday: Saloon Door Brewing, Webster, TX – 90.67 pts.
Thursday: Astral Brewing, Houston, TX – 82.67 pts.
This is where I look for the closest Quizzes – I average the top three scores, and see who was the highest that night! There wasn’t too much overlap between top scores and top venues this week!
*^*^*^*^Three Toughest Questions Last Week^*^*^*^*
You can probably guess what you’ll see in this spot, and how many of them. I’m only looking at 1 pt. questions for this stat. I’ll even list the percentage of teams that knew the correct answer. An animation question gets you again this week?!
22.73% of teams – Since the ’50s, the only U.S. senator to win their seat with write-in votes is what oddball Alaskan centrist? Answer: Lisa Murkowski
16.46% of teams – Speaking of Italy, the rebels in Brazil’s Ragamuffin War had some help from Giuseppe Garibaldi, the leader of what movement named for colorful clothes? Answer: Redshirts (or Redcoats)
10.57% of teams – Jessica Simpson voiced a talking jeans label on a 2022 episode of what animated series that starred Amy Poehler as a teenage boy, not a talking donut shop? Answer: Duncanville
*^*^*^*^Humorously Simulated Team Names Last Week^*^*^*^*
This should be another space where it’s obvious what data is exported. Congrats to all of these teams! You brought joy to this Robot’s cold, mechanical heart processing unit for a millisecond.
3 Minutes Isn’t Enough Time to Come Up with a Suitable Lag B’Omer Joke – Koko’s Bavarian Brewery & Biergarten Austin, TX
Breaking News: New Joke Unavailable Due to Writer’s Strike – Jack Brown’s Beer & Burger Joint Edgehill Nashville, TN (artist rendering above).
In Solidarity with the Writer’s Guild We Won’t Even Write a Team Name – The Martial Pint San Angelo, TX
H.P. Livecraft, H.P. Laughcraft, H.P. Lovecraft – Boese Brothers Brewery, Albuquerque, NM
The Rt. Hon. Fleet Admiral George Santos, MD, PhD, CPA, KBE, ThM, GCV Esq. – Hugh O’Neill’s, Malden, MA
Until next time, humans!
Simulated Love, Score-O-Matt-ic 9001 Series Quizbot