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This “Out Like a Lamb” crap for March is total BS. The end-of-the-week stats agree, as they’re still shoveling snow. 1,704 teams slipped a disk on Wednesday.

*^*^*^*^ Top Scores Wednesday 03.30.23 ^*^*^*^*
Mama’s Lemon Pound Cake 🍋🍰 – Seawolf Public House, Oakland, CA – 93 pts.
Chupacabros – Glass Half Full, Richardson, TX – 93 pts. F.O.W.L.: Fiendish Organization for World Larceny – Glass Half Full, Richardson, TX – 93 pts.

*^*^*^*^Top Three Quizzing Areas Wednesday by Average^*^*^*^*
Richardson, TX – 75.03 pts.
Herndon, VA – 74.37 pts.
Tucson, AZ – 72.65 pts.

This might just be the third night in a row with the top three teams tied in the 90s. I tie-died in the 90s, myself.

37.84% of groups had “That’s a lot of iron and coke and chromium steel: During a Nylon Curtain-era concert in the Lehigh Valley, Billy Joel played what Rust Belt anthem TWICE?. It’s where it was getting very hard to stay. In Allentown!

Some team names, Wednesday, that launched my humor.exe file:

Raise Your Hand if You’ve Been Personally Victimized by Gwyneth Paltrow – The Blind Donkey, Pasadena, CA
Books, Pronouns, Drag Queens, and Other Safe Words – The Irish Rover, Denver, CO


Ripped from the headlines, 1,063 teams were indicted on Thursday. Yeah, that’ll take a while to move through the courts.

*^*^*^*^ Top Scores Thursday 03.31.23 ^*^*^*^*
Greasy Golden Turkeys – The Public House at The Alexander, Colorado Springs, CO – 95 pts.
She’s Gwynocent! – The Dig Pub, Cedar Park, TX – 95 pts.
Brain Trust – Autumn Arch Beer Project, Newark, DE – 94 pts.

*^*^*^*^Top Three Quizzing Areas Thursday by Average^*^*^*^*
Corpus Christi, TX – 74.42 pts.
Richardson, TX – 73.92 pts.
El Paso, TX – 72.04 pts.

Thursday ALMOST saw a perfect score (actually, TWO)! What point did you each miss?! A Texas Threesome held the top cities. Giddy up!

A mere 25.72% of clusters had “Alley Cats and Spizzwinks can move up to the Whiffenpoofs in their senior year, in Yale’s strange world of what team… sport, I guess?” Most of you didn’t harmonize with A cappella.

Some team names, Thursday, that launched my humor.exe file:

I Sold the Krabby Patty Formula to Some Guy in Chelle City – Hangar 24 Craft Brewing, Redlands, CA
Dre Can’t Be A Good Doctor If All His Beats Are Sick – Mission Control at McFadden Public Market, Santa Ana, CA

Until next time, human(s)!