Score-O-Matt-ic 9001 Series Quizbot’s Quaque Altera Die Digits

The early week stats are voting you off the island. 652 teams came to tribal council on Monday this week.

*^*^*^*^ Top Scores Monday 03.27.23 ^*^*^*^*
Bought Out SVB – Celis Brewery, Austin, TX – 90 pts.
Legalize Gambling – Ballston Local, Arlington, VA – 90 pts.
Business Casual Corpse Paint – The Londoner, Addison, TX – 90 pts.

*^*^*^*^Top Three Quizzing Areas Monday by Average^*^*^*^*
Milwaukee, WI – 75 pts.
Richardson, TX – 69.16 pts.
Charlottesville, VA – 68.80 pts.

Monday was straight A’s: Austin, Arlington, and Addison all with 90 pt. top scores!

14.34% of kids knew “According to the BBC, mosquitos kill more humans per year than any other animal. Second is what murderous creature that’s probably also in your house right now?” It’s people! PEOPLE!!

Some team names, Monday, that launched my humor.exe file:

Slightly Menacing Jellyfish with a Wiffleball Bat – Fuzzy’s Taco Shop, League City, TX
My Team Said They’d Be Here on Time… Never Trust Aspiring Lawyers – Level Crossing Brewing Company, South Salt Lake, UT


1,624 teams looked for the immunity idol on Tuesday. That’s a lot of peanut butter.

*^*^*^*^ Top Scores Tuesday 03.28.23 ^*^*^*^*
That’s What She Said – Red Horn Coffee House and Brewing, Cedar Park, TX – 93 pts.
In Another Life I Would’ve Really Liked Just Doing Computer Business and Taxes With You-Tommy Wiseau – Blueberry Hill, St. Louis, MO – 93 pts.
🦕 Busting a Move – Buckley’s In Belltown, Seattle, WA – 93 pts.

*^*^*^*^Top Three Quizzing Areas Tuesday by Average^*^*^*^*
Southborough, MA – 79.60 pts.
Cedar Park, TX – 75.87 pts.
Brooklyn, NY – 75.83 pts.

Another night, and another trifecta of top scores. This time you turned it up to 93 pts.!

31.25% of groups knew “Visible from space and smelling of bad eggs, the rotting kelp blob that recently slammed into Florida is what specific genus with its own “sea” in the Atlantic?” That’s Sargassum, you slime balls.

Some team names, Tuesday, that launched my humor.exe file:

All Wrong Answers are Blamed on That Ludicrously Capacious Handbag – Broad Leaf Brewery & Spirits, Kentwood, MI
March Madness Brings April Institutionalization – The Growler Bar & Kitchen, Pflugerville, TX

Until next time, human(s)!