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Ah, yes. Spring! The early week stats begin to awake from their slumber the world begins anew. Monday saw 685 teams rising to the task.

*^*^*^*^ Top Scores Monday 03.20.21 ^*^*^*^*
Welcome Back Baby Daddy – The Londoner Pub, Dallas, TX – 93 pts.
Bob Loblaw’s Law Blog – Hamilton Restaurant & Bar, Brookline, MA – 91 pts.
UChicago Anonymous – The York, Los Angeles, CA – 91 pts.
Indiana Gregs: Raiders of the Lost Greg 2 – The Pub & The People, Washington, DC – 91 pts.

*^*^*^*^Top Three Quizzing Areas Monday by Average^*^*^*^*
Lincoln, NE – 76.26 pts.
Los Angeles, CA – 73.21 pts.
Kennewick, WA – 72.71 pts.

So, 2003 called and it wants its team names back. 91 pts. was the score to get this period, as you’ll see. Lincoln, NE on top! HECK yeah!

16.76% of teams had “Born in 1799, what garrulous author of “Eugene Onegin” was killed 37 years later in a duel with his brother-in-law?”. It was Alexander Pushkin, comrades.

Some team names, Monday, that launched my humor.exe file:

A Newgrounds Flash Game where Stick Figure Goku beats up Brendan Frasier from The Whale – Glass Half Full Alamo Drafthouse, Richardson, TX
Midnight Poutine and the Cute Huge Yachts – The Londoner Pub, Dallas, TX


Tuesday had a few more fly closer to the Sun. 1.505 teams still only produced five scores over 90 pts.

*^*^*^*^ Top Scores Tuesday 03.21.23 ^*^*^*^*
Grab Our Mitochondria – O’Hara’s Downtown, Jersey City, NJ – 93 pts.
Standby…Currently Rebranding – LTD Bar & Grill, Seattle, WA – 91 pts.
Here 4 Beer – Buckley’s In Belltown, Seattle, WA – 91 pts.
🦖 Trying – Buckley’s In Belltown, Seattle, WA – 91 pts.
Do You Think Margaret Thatcher Utilized Girl Power by Funding Illegal Death Squads in Ireland? – Blueberry Hill, St. Louis, MO – 91 pts.

*^*^*^*^Top Three Quizzing Areas Tuesday by Average^*^*^*^*
Glendale, CA – 69.09 pts.
Beaverton, OR – 68.39 pts.
Pasadena, CA – 67.74 pts.

We’re going back to Cali – for some higher averages! Like I said – 91 pts. was the magic number!

11.07% of squads had “The National Raisin Reserve got a piece of grape farmers’ crop until 2015, when the Supreme Court ruled that it violated the Takings Clause of what Bill of Rights amendment?”. That’s the 5th Amendment, we pleaded. Not as nice as the 5th Element.

Some team names, Tuesday, that launched my humor.exe file:

Excuse Me, I was Told There Would Be an Arrest Today – Last Stand Brewing Company, Austin, TX
The Spirit Halloween Where Silicon Valley Bank Used to Be – Penny Whistle Pub, Houston, TX

Until next time, human(s)!