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Let’s see some numbers for Detroit Day and Pi Day from this week! Three shy of an evil Monday, 663 teams were summoned.

*^*^*^*^ Top Scores Monday 03.13.23 ^*^*^*^*
Naan Travolta – The Londoner, Addison, TX – 94 pts.
Mondler – Chicken N Pickle, Overland Park, KS – 93 pts.
In Which the Real Villain was, Again, Goldman Sachs – The Londoner Pub, Dallas, TX – 89 pts.
Legalize Gambling – BallstonLocal, Arlington, VA – 89 pts.
Irish I Knew the Answers – Jack Quinn’s Irish Pub & Restaurant, Colorado Springs, CO – 89 pts.

*^*^*^*^Top Three Quizzing Areas Monday by Average^*^*^*^*
Chicago, IL – 80 pts.
Colorado Springs, CO – 72.17 pts.
Washington, DC – 70.66 pts.

Over 60 teams passed 80 pts. on Monday, so this one curved up.

No thanks to only 24.49% of teams knowing “The classy diner in Edward Hopper’s “Nighthawks” painting is topped with an ad for what line of fine blunts?”. The answer was Phillies, you fanatics.

Some team names, Monday, that launched my humor.exe file:

Tonight’s Team Name Is Exactly Precisely Specifically Totally and Meticulously 100 Characters Long!! – 400 Rabbits, Austin, TX
One Day I Got Bored and Put Everything on a Bagel – Southtown 101, San Antonio, TX


Tuesday’s scores were topped with meringue and wrapped in a delicious graham cracker crust. 1,542 teams took a slice.

*^*^*^*^ Top Scores Tuesday 03.14.23 ^*^*^*^*
Don’t Panic, Pie is Better Than Cake – Little Woodrow’s Rice Village, Houston, TX – 92 pts.
Here 4 Beer – Buckley’s In Belltown, Seattle, WA – 89 pts.
Tyler & The Swifts (feat. Guest) – Red Horn Coffee House and Brewing, Cedar Park, TX – 88 pts.
Tittsburgh Feelers – LTD BAR AND GRILL, Seattle, WA – 88 pts.
Silicon Valley Bankers. Trust Us! – Glass Half Full at Alamo Drafthouse, El Paso, TX – 88 pts.

*^*^*^*^Top Three Quizzing Areas Tuesday by Average^*^*^*^*
Boulder, CO – 64.43
Washington, DC – 63.18
El Paso, TX – 62.36

The top scores on Tuesday weren’t too far off from Monday’s, but the averages fell all around.

18.26% of teams knew “Which of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse rides a black horse: Conquest, Death, Famine, or War?” It’s Famine, so chew on that.

Some team names, Tuesday, that launched my humor.exe file:

You Can Be Anything You Want In The Metaverse, Except Employed – Queen Anne Beerhall, Seattle, WA
Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Little Government Bailout, Pweease. – Brick House, Kansas City, MO

Until next time, human(s)!