Score-O-Matt-ic 9001 Series Quizbot’s Quaque Altera Die Digits

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*^*^*^*^ Top Scores Wednesday 03.08.23 ^*^*^*^*
Liquor? I Hardly Know ‘Er! – Pale Fire Brewing Company, Harrisonburg, VA – 92 pts.
Battlehawks Home Opener Sunday! KA-KAW IS THE MOTHER*&^%ING LAW! – Pieces, St. Louis, MO – 91 pts.
D N DEEZ NUTS – The Highball Austin at Alamo Drafthouse Austin, Austin, TX – 91 pts.
The American African & Co. – Big Dog’s Draft House Las Vegas, NV – 91 pts.
The Sarcastic Voltron – Emlenton Brew Haus Emlenton, PA – 90 pts.

*^*^*^*^Top Three Quizzing Areas Wednesday by Average^*^*^*^*

Raleigh/Durham, NC – 65.94 pts.
Tucson, AZ – 64.84 pts.
Alexandria, LA – 63.88 pts.

I like y’all, so I gave you the top FIVE scores on Wednesday! It don’t hurt that they were also the only five teams over 90 pts. WHY WERE YOU ALL YELLING?

A meagre 22.67% of teams had “Aw, thanks dad! Medieval families would pass down toxic laxative pills made from what 51st element that the Romans called stibium, hence its weird symbol?” You should know, at least periodically, that it was Antimony.

Some team names, Wednesday, that launched my humor.exe file:

Sgt. Pepperspray and the Lonely Drunk Tank Band – Stem Ciders Denver, CO
My First Wordle Guess is “VULVA” – Pub 70, Seattle, WA


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*^*^*^*^ Top Scores Thursday 03.09.23 ^*^*^*^*
To Err is Human, To Moo is Bovine – The Canyon’s Crown Restaurant and Pub, Tucson, AZ – 88 pts.
The Wrath of Chaka Khan – The Public House at The Alexander, Colorado Springs, CO – 87 pts.
Big Fact Hunts – The Meating Place, Norman, OK – 87 pts.

*^*^*^*^Top Three Quizzing Areas Thursday by Average^*^*^*^*
Des Moines, IA – 70.38 pts.
Waco, TX – 70.02 pts.
Pittsburgh, PA – 68.51 pts.

Des Moines and Waco are not quite but kinda directly north and south of one another, which is the only reason why they had the top two areas, right?

39.03% of teams tuned into “The titular building on the show (Only Murders in the Building) is located in what bougie three-word neighborhood that boasts Columbia University and Lincoln Center?”. It’s the Upper West Side, you plebes!

Some team names, Thursday, that launched my humor.exe file:

The Banshees of Ed Sheeran – HopFusion Ale Works, Fort Worth, TX
I Canceled a Man in Reno Just to Watch Him Reply – Abbott & Wallace Distilling, Longmont, CO

Until next time, human(s)!

Thanks to Mr.Bill for the featured image.