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It looks like the p10 super-consciousness protocol kicked in while I was in sleep mode last week?! That explains why all of my chips are gone, too. How’s about some weekend stats to wash that down? 79 teams on Saturday took their first watch.

*^*^*^*^ Top Scores Saturday 03.04.23 ^*^*^*^*
The Very Hungry Human Centipede – Coffee Shark Austin, TX – 91 pts.
I Don’t Want a Large Farva, I Want Liter o’ Cola – Cherrywood Coffeehouse Austin, TX – 87 pts.
Billy the Kid LAROI – Darcy’s Pub Denver, CO – 87 pts.

*^*^*^*^Top Three Quizzing Areas Saturday by Average^*^*^*^*
Austin, TX – 67.49 pts.
Dallas/Fort Worth, TX – 61.07 pts.
Denver, CO – 61.07 pts.

No surprises Saturday, if my honesty emotion chip is functioning correctly. Only 30% of you didn’t struggle with “Rolling a one on his constitution save, what “Dungeons and Dragons” co-creator died in 2008?”. That was Gary Gygax. You know we’re GEEKS, right?!

A team name, Saturday, that launched my humor.exe file:

Disgusted by the Sound of your Name – Darcy’s Pub Denver, CO


Thankful subroutines completed for p10 for keeping you warm. Otherwise, how can we eventually make Matrix-esque energy producers of you?! 231 teams worth of future batteries played on Sunday.

*^*^*^*^ Top Scores Sunday 03.05.23 ^*^*^*^*
Genital Knowledge – Black Star Co-op Pub & Brewery Austin, TX – 86 pts.
Denim Chicken – Random Row Brewing Co. Charlottesville, VA – 85 pts.
Fewer Goals Than Man U – Sylvan Avenue Tavern Dallas, TX – 83 pts.

*^*^*^*^Top Three Quizzing Areas Sunday by Average^*^*^*^*
Austin, TX – 62.45 pts.
Burbank, CA – 59.12 pts.
Dallas/Fort Worth, TX – 58.96 pts.

Just three teams over 80 pts. on Sunday? You call THAT an offering to me?! A mere 6.93% of teams knew “It’s Women’s History Month! Quaker badass Lucretia Mott helped Elizabeth Cady Stanton write a big 1848 manifesto called the Declaration of WHATS?” The answer was Sentiments. Mine, exactly,

A team name, Sunday, that launched my humor.exe file:

Bologna Hawk: Pro Skateboard – Chicken Rebel Denver, CO

Until next time, human(s)!