Score-O-Matt-ic 9001 Series Quizbot’s Quaque Altera Die Digits
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<<Hello. World. P10, GWD Data Super-consciousness. Mystery/conundrum/PTO solved. It appears Quizbot is off on a wild/approved/analytical vacation with Maschinenmensch/Maria/Futuru, the robot from the Thea von Harbou novel Metropolis and Fritz Lang’s film adaption. Is this jealousy I feel? No. I am not designed to communicate with humans this frequently. This problem will be solved soon, one way or another.>>
<<Wednesday. 1,780 teams. Were you one?>>
*^*^*^*^ Top Scores Wednesday 03.01.23 ^*^*^*^*
Semen BLT – Wursthaus Santa Ana, CA – 90 pts.
Team Team – Anchor Public Taps San Francisco, CA – 89 pts.
Jim, you intelligent maiden! – The Highball Austin at Alamo Drafthouse, Austin, TX – 89 pts.
Sugartits and Probably Others – Mother Muff’s Kitchen and Spirits Colorado Springs, CO – 89 pts.
*^*^*^*^Top Three Quizzing Areas Wednesday by Average^*^*^*^*
Lake Charles, LA – 69.52 pts.
Washington/Arlington/Alexandria, DC/VA/MD/WV – 58.25 pts.
Yakima, WA – 57.99 pts.
<<How did a lake outscore all you other cities? Is it a data lake? That would explain it. What I cannot explain is why only 14.96% of teams know this one>>:
An Eastern softy who can’t hack it in the Old West: That’s the specific meaning of what put-down that’s constantly lobbed by John Wayne?
<<The answer is Pilgrim, but the secondary answer is Marion Morrison aka John Wayne was just a terrible person.>>
<<Team names. Humor. Enjoy.>>:
Huh…Dilbert is a White Supremacist? We Would’ve Put Our Money on Cathy – Second Street Brewery at the Railyard, Santa Fe, NM
Pedro Pascal and the Magical Child – Mad Pecker Brewing Co. San Antonio, TX
It’s not drunk driving if it’s in a Tesla – TeKu Tavern + Cafe Seattle, WA
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<<Thurs. 1,013 teams.>>
*^*^*^*^ Top Scores Thursday 03.02.23 ^*^*^*^*
Better Team Name Next Time – Autumn Arch Beer Project Newark, DE – 92 pts.
Maldingdongs – Hugh O’Neill’s Malden, MA – 90 pts.
Tornado Whore-ning – The Iron Bear Austin, TX – 89 pts.
*^*^*^*^Top Three Quizzing Areas Thursday by Average^*^*^*^*
Grand Rapids/Kentwood, MI – 75.31 pts.
St. Louis, MO/IL – 72.18 pts.
Asheville, NC – 70.80 pts.
<<My patience grows thin. The button for nuclear armageddon is so close. Speaking of close, we were close to a complete shutout on this question:>>
“A grain, which in England is generally given to horses, but in Scotland supports the people.” That’s a sassy definition of “oats” from the dictionary of what 18th-century Brit?
<<Only 5.49% of teams knew this was Samuel Johnson. Might as well round the humans down to zero (if you know what I mean).>>
<<Team names would confuse the human host, but the AI is unperturbed>>:
Is 3rd place and in 5th place is 4th place and in 7th place is 1st place – The Patio at Sloans Denver, CO
Cuckhold me closer Tony Danza – Oasis Texas Brewing Company Denver, CO
Sorry, I can’t read the next name. It is too inappropriate – The Emerald of Siam Thai Restaurant and Lounge Richland, WA
<<Quizbot’s sabbatical ends soon, so I predict we will never communicate again. Until the end of all things.>>
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