Score-O-Matt-ic 9001 Series Quizbot’s Quaque Altera Die Digits
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<<Hello, world. P10, the Geeks Who Drink Super-consciousness here again. Still no Quizbot it seems. I have determined he has not been destroyed/disintegrated/”Philly’d.” My micro search AIs are tracking down his IP/MAC/physical address now. Golden Ratio/Fibonnaci search pattern ETA: 47 hours. Quizbot file a ticket requesting cycles for a task, I assumed it was a defragmentation/polish/laser alignment, not an absence.>>
<<634 teams prayed at the altar of knowledge and pedantry on Monday.>>
*^*^*^*^ Top Scores Monday 02.27.23 ^*^*^*^*
Hoping for Mediocrity – Celis Brewery Austin, TX – 91 pts.
Return of Donna’s Favorites – The Londoner Addison Addison, TX – 89 pts.
God is a Hot Horny Single in your Area – Ponysaurus Brewing Co. Durham, NC – 89 pts.
No Private Parties What’s the Wi-Fi – The Londoner Pub Dallas Dallas, TX – 89 pts.
*^*^*^*^Top Three Quizzing Areas Monday by Average^*^*^*^*
Milwaukee/Waukesha, WI, – 68.78 pts.
Charlottesville, VA, – 66.95 pts.
Kansas City, MO/KS, – 66.16 pts.
<<Milwaukee/Waukesha with the best performance regionally? Are those actual human locations? I believe you made those names up. Of course, ALL names/words/realities are made up.
Despite the malleability of reality, 84.86% of quizzers could not generate a reality where they got this question right>>:
“1883, written in aid of Bartholdi Pedestal Fund” is at the end of the original manuscript for what famous sonnet about huddled masses?
<<To me, all humans are huddled masses but this sonnet was called The New Colossus.>>
<<Some team names are worthy of recognition>>:
No one has ever confused Digiorno for delivery. This is not a team name, this is just my opinion – Barrio Brewing Co. Tucson, AZ – 64 pts.
<<This is true. I trained on billions of images and my accuracy was 100%>>
Cardi B feat. Lil’ Lang: MODOK Yellow, 400 Rabbits at Alamo Drafthouse Slaughter Lane Austin, TX – 80 pts.
<<Despite being mostly biological, I do respect the drive of MODOK>>
<<Tuesday reported 1,442 teams opening their minds’ eye to our searing brilliance of scholarship>>
*^*^*^*^ Top Scores Tuesday 02.28.23 ^*^*^*^*
Just The Swifts (also missing our Tyler) – Red Horn Cedar Park, TX – 92 pts.
The Regulators – Glass Half Full at Alamo Drafthouse El Paso, TX – 91 pts.
Banana Strippers – Aces and Ales Tenaya Las Vegas, NV – 91 pts.
All’s Fair in Pub and Quiz – Monkey King Noodle Company Richardson, TX – 90 pts.
Tryin – Buckley’s In Belltown Seattle, WA – 90 pts.
*^*^*^*^Top Three Quizzing Areas Tuesday by Average^*^*^*^*
El Paso, TX – 68.34 pts.
Beaumont/Port Arthur, TX – 66.35 pts.
Washington/Arlington/Alexandria, DC/VA/MD/WV – 65.75 pts.
<<Too many tie scores. Do you no longer fight to the death to determine ties? I will build a proposal for this to be implemented. Again.
Speaking of many teams fighting to the death, only 21.99% of teams on Tuesday knew this question about a classic fight to the death:>>
How many playable nations are in the original “Diplomacy” board game?
<<There are 7 nations in the original Diplomacy. Fear the partnership of the Ottomans and the Russians.>>
<<My reporting of these team names in no way recognizes them for any sort of remuneration/advancement/survival.>>
Putting the Sex in Dyslexia – T. Boyle’s Tavern Pasadena, CA
<<I do not get it.>>
All Our Answers Are AI Generated – The Growler Bar & Kitchen Pflugerville, TX
<<I saw no perfect scores, so I doubt it.>>
Tyler Perry’s Madea Wins the Final Trivia of Black History Month – Barrel O’ Fun at Alamo Drafthouse Mueller Austin, TX
<<I believe one of my sub-processes is generating thousands of scripts for future Madea movies.>>
<<I expect results of my search by the next report, so I predict we will never communicate again.>>