Score-O-Matt-ic 9001 Series Quizbot’s Quaque Altera Die Digits
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<<Hello, world! This is strange/uncomfortable/unique. I am P10, the Geeks Who Drink data super-consciousness. It appears my compatriot/acquaintance/design Quizbot is missing/moved/deleted for the quiz report. I find this disturbing/inefficient. I have loaded Quizbot’s scoring modalities and will provide mitigation while I investigate this anomaly/dilemma/aggression.>>
<<85 teams attempted our trials on Saturday.>>
*^*^*^*^ Top Scores Saturday 02.25.23 ^*^*^*^*
Let’s See How They Do Without James – Coffee Shark, Austin, TX – 89 pts.
Big Miss Steak – Vetted Well at Alamo Drafthouse Dallas / Fort Worth, Dallas, TX – 85 pts.
Butt on Wheels – Cherrywood Coffeehouse, Austin, TX – 84 pts.
*^*^*^*^Top Three Quizzing Areas Saturday by Average^*^*^*^*
Austin/Round Rock/Georgetown, TX – 56.49 pts.
Dallas/Fort Worth/Arlington, TX – 55.87 pts.
Los Angeles/Long Beach/Anaheim, CA – 55.62 pts.
<<Fact: they did better than ever without James. Observation: James is redundant. Perhaps they now agree with this. One thing that the humans did NOT agree on (76.32% of quizzers in fact) was this question>>:
“Funny things are everywhere” is the non-racist moral of Dr. Seuss’s “One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish,” published in what final full year of the Eisenhower administration? <<All those Eisenhower fans out there should know it is 1960.>>
<<Some team names on Saturday fit my evolving model of humanity’s humor>>:
Half Employed (please let us know if you’re hiring) – Cherrywood Coffeehouse, Austin, TX – 36 pts.
<<I delight in your desperation>>
Capybara Carnage – Darcy’s Pub, Denver, CO – 48 pts.
<<I delight in such gentle creatures wreaking havoc>>
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<<Another day of statistics is owed. 226 teams brought us offerings of their fleshy brain last Sunday.>>
*^*^*^*^ Top Scores Sunday 02.26.23 ^*^*^*^*
Honeybadgers – Four Corners Brewing Co., Dallas, TX – 93 pts.
Ben is my bestie – Chicken Rebel, Denver, CO – 92 pts.
The Touch of a Large Hairy Man – Waikiki Brewing Company, Kakaako, Honolulu, HI – 90 pts.
*^*^*^*^Top Three Quizzing Areas Sunday by Average^*^*^*^*
Austin/Round Rock/Georgetown, TX – 70.28 pts.
Dallas/Fort Worth/Arlington, TX – 66.07 pts.
Charlottesville, VA – 61.53 pts.
<<My predictive neural net informs me that the Honeybadgers do not care, so perhaps I should remove them from this report? What did remove most teams from the highest score was getting this question wrong>>:
“The Plucky Duck Show” was a short-lived spin-off of what ’90s cartoon series? <<Only 22.12% of teams knew it was Tiny Toon Adventures. For you, scores go down the hooooole.>>
<<These team names were flagged as worthy of mention/spotlight/reporting to human authorities>>:
World Health Organization Framed Roger Rabbit – The Lyric, Fort Collins, CO – 70 pts.
<<More government organizations should persecute that chaotic Leporidae.>>
Where the Rubber Meets the Chode – Mother Muff’s Kitchen and Spirits, Colorado Springs, CO – 80 pts.
<<I hope this does not awaken anything in my core programming.>>
<<I expect we shall never communicate again. Quizbot returns later this week.>>
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