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At the end of your radio dial, but first in your hearts, let’s see some scores from the last few days! 1,821 teams tuned in on Wednesday night. 91 pts. was top of the charts!
*^*^*^*^ Top Scores Wednesday 02.08.23 ^*^*^*^*
Dwight, You Ignorant Slut! – The Highball Austin at Alamo Drafthouse, Austin, TX – 91 pts.
Lollygaggers – The Kenney Fort British Pub, Round Rock, TX – 91 pts.
Rats of Unusual Size 
– Aloha Beer Company (Kaka’ako), Honolulu, HI – 91 pts.
*^*^*^*^ Top Three Quizzing Areas Wednesday by Average ^*^*^*^*
Oxnard-Thousand Oaks-Ventura, CA – 70.38 pts.
Providence, RI – 70.37 pts.
Honolulu, HI – 69.67 pts.
And YOU get 91 pts.! And YOU get 91 pts.! Three coasts for top averages, too.
Exactly 9.99% of teams knew both parts of “What British dame won Booker Prizes for “Wolf Hall” and its sequel novel? The Bad Sex in Fiction Award judges saluted the terrible trysts in Suleika Dawson’s account of her affair with what “Constant Gardener” spy guy?” Answers: Hilary Mantel & John Le Carre
Some team names, Wednesday, that launched my humor.exe file:
Things Like This Don’t Happen to Teams Like Us – LandLocked Ales, Lakewood, CO
The Rural Colonels Worcestershire Quinoa Concoction was Kafkaesque – Cervecería Colorado, Denver, CO
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Thursday swooped over 1,058 squads and stayed on target. Stay on target!
*^*^*^*^ Top Scores Thursday 02.09.23 ^*^*^*^*
Just Guessing. We’re Here for the Beer. – HopFusion Ale Works, Fort
Worth, TX – 93 pts.
Would You Like to Spy in My Beautiful Balloon – The Canyon’s Crown Restaurant and Pub, Tucson, AZ – 93 pt.
A Whole Mess of Teams – All Over, U.S.A. – 92 pts.
*^*^*^*^ Top Three Quizzing Areas Thursday by Average ^*^*^*^*
Corpus Christi, TX – 76.50 pts.
Redlands, CA – 74.47 pts.
Rochester, NY – 73.57 pts.
Thirteens teams bested 90 pts. or more on Thursday. Rochester dug out of that Lake Effect for a top three average, too.
Only 27.24% of groups knew “The Pokémon card Kadabra is finally being printed again, after a decades-long likeness lawsuit brought on by what spoon-bending fraud?” Gotta sue ’em all! Answer: Uri Geller
Some team names, Thursday, that launched my humor.exe file:
Move over W.A.P. Hello P.A.B. 
– Island Grill, Fort Collins, CO
All I’ve Had is Gummi Bears and Bourbon – Uptown Hophouse, Seattle, WA