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Look, Sending Meals to Seniors on Jupiter is Not Showing Results
St. Jimmy

I always enjoy subbing at other quizzes. It is like stepping into a parallel universe. I get to do the same stich with the same songs but a different group of quizzers. It always produces different results. This group certainly seemed to enjoy my full version of the Cool Runnings song. That’s all you can really ask for. If you get a chance you should join the High Fives quiz especially while the weather is nice.   And now for a breakdown of the quiz:   Team 5 did their best but they had a tough time hanging with the other teams and ended up in last place. Can We Do Something About Vernal Equinox weren’t
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I am a librarian at SMU. I enjoy the works of famed author Richard Castle, playing ice hockey, and cheering on the bad guys in professional wrestling.


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Xs and Oh My God, Sopranos!
JWarr

Here's the play by play: Round 1- No one got a perfect score, I guess you couldn't spawn enough answers. See what I did there? Round 2- One team completed the daisy chain perfectly.  More than half of you pulled the joker. Round 3- You named that film! Lots of 8s over here and one team thoroughly confused by the question about the Zodiac. Round 4- This is where scores started to shift a little bit. Apparently you need to know more
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Monday, Mar 06, 2017
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What you missed at Geek Bowl
JWarr

We have fun here every week, but Geek Bowl is special. It's a quiz on crack.  212 teams went to Seattle to watch the throw down of a life time.  Live bands doing Round 2.  Live fighters doing round 7.  Dicks. So many dicks.  Here are the top five moments you missed by not being there: 5- Trish sang kareoke with a live backup band! 4- There was a four story foot monitor of Mario Kart and winners got a book signed by Ken Jennings! Sweet! 3- Ken Jennings WAS ACTUALLY THERE. He read the tiebreaker. It involved salad dressing. 2- Awkward Family Gangbang Photos got 13th.  So proud of them! 1- Weed is legal in Seattle. Nuff
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Monday, Feb 27, 2017
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And the wrong answer goes to...
JWarr

I really mean it when I say all of you are winners, just some more so than others. You're making friends.  Eating food.  Drinking beers. Listening to me! Answering questions! But know that I don't announce winners and then take them back.  That's not a thing I do. But I do like to screw with you and make you believe your crappy answers are right when they are in fact not.  So here are the wrong answers of the game: 3rd- Hey, the Dallas Cowboys did not get under five wins last year... They did against the Giants, but still... 2nd- How many friends do people have on Facebook in Malaysia? 10,000? The average Malaysian has 10,000 friends, really?  1st-
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Monday, Feb 20, 2017
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On President's Day, We're All Winners
JWarr

An excellent little cadre of people tonight. All of you won some Girl Scout cookies! You also won your own shoutouts in this blog, so be grateful: Multiple Scoregasms- Best job of showing up a round in, not missing a beat, refusing to embarrass yourself with round 2, and doing well despite being desperate to bone each other. Yup. I saw it. Not Bears- you were so good at not trying to actually be a bear! Like a cute girl and a skinny dude with no body hair? Nothing bearish about that.  Trust me, I've seen some bears. Yawns R Contagious- you almost made it through a whole quiz without your dog hating me.  One
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Monday, Feb 13, 2017
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That girl you knew from high school
JWarr

So The Fez was pretty awesome. Played solo. Did well. Kicked some butt.  Beat some actual teams. And then I found out why. WE WERE TOTALLY ON THE SPEECH TEAM TOGETHER IN HIGH SCHOOL. For you not so hip nerds, "speech team" is a fancy way of saying competitive theater and debate rolled into one.  We once did a rendition of The Gin Game that was so good we made up most of it.  It was a very special day. In the 17 years since we graced the halls of Plano Sr., not a lot has changed. We're both still kinda crazy. Now its legal for us to be alcoholics.  And your competition just got a lot tougher.   Your goal tonight was to not be
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Monday, Feb 06, 2017
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A Title Offense
JWarr

So the Superbowl happened.  Not gonna lie, it was kinda uneventful. Sure there was a comeback. But the commercials were kinda lame and Lady Gaga underperformed. Meh. Our scores were more exciting: Round 1- OK, fine, you know shit about Australia. You're all great men at work. Round 2- OK, fine, you know shitty cover versions of songs. Three perfect scores.  You're all great men at work. Round 3- Well, this is where we hit some roadblocks. Three early turn-ins without any exceptional performances. Most of you waited for the extra clues (how many damn Hawkeyes do we need?) and that got a few to the perfect score. Round 4- A round
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Monday, Jan 30, 2017
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A Thrilling Threeway
JWarr

There was no denying that tonight would be a battle for the ages. While Staff Infection and Oh Shiny put up some impressive scores, we wound up with a three way tie at the top of the leaderboard.  Among them we had two former champions and High Like Wynona as a first time contender for the top title.  Many a time they flirted with destiny: last week they lost the tiebreaker at the end for the win.  Would this be their night? Well it turns out, yes, yes it would.  With a 3-2-1 final score, they locked up their first ever win, and now they face an even more monumental task- defending. Timecrumb
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Monday, Jan 23, 2017
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This Blog Is Not a Blog #AlternativeFacts
JWarr

Welp, we did it. It's day 3 of the Trump presidency and none of us have been nuked or traded to Mexico in exchange for a wall.  Hell, no one has grabbed my pussy.  But alternative facts are here to stay. Let's say what y'all came up with: Salt and Peppa has gotten proper and become Salt and Pepper.  The O.G. Mercury 7 astronauts are still alive The Big 3 credit agencies are all consumer oriented. Rocky and Rambo are the same movie The quiz starts at 810 Mikhail Gorbachev was President of Russia. Not jokering round 3 was a good idea. Not answering bonus questions correctly is a way to win booze. Pizza is
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Monday, Jan 16, 2017
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Some of the Most Racist Things You Can Say on MLK Day
JWarr

We did indeed have a team with several variations on Why does the black girl have to come up with the MLK Name? and MLK: It Does a Body Good and Bullets Over MLK Day: A New Broadway Musical.  I mean, all in the spirit, I suppose.  So let's review the most insensitive moments that happened tonight. What did Romans learn to do with glasses back in the day? Reading? Sensible.  Wrong, but sensible.  Make fire? Correct. That's what we were going for.  "Burn slaves".  OH FUCK, REALLY? TODAY? TODAY YOU WROTE THAT ANSWER. "Oh hey, did you turn in round 5?"  Um, no.  Fuck.
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Monday, Jan 09, 2017
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Fun Facts About my Grandma
JWarr

All of these are a 100% true stories. My grandma used to play Kids Jeopardy with me on the old Commodore and let me win. She made the best Apple Pie. One time I came home stoned from a party and she commented that I looked hungry.  I tried to deny it because its 230am and I'm high and its grandma and all I wanna do is go upstairs and jack off but she insisted that I need pie. I woke up the next morning to a pie. I ate the shit out of that pie. It was so good. After the Northridge quake, my grandma didn't call to tell us she was ok.  We went to check on her and all her glass figurines were busted everywhere.  We thought she died.  Nope.
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Monday, Jan 02, 2017
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Kick 2017 Right in the Face!!!
JWarr

We're only one real full day into the new year, and I'm already owning this year like it's my bitch.  I had an awesome new year resolution workout, I unfucked so many chickens at work, Man City won a game today despite being a man down, and I won a fake soccer game 5-0.  Everything is going superwell so far.  I think you need to think positively, too! After all, some California team beat the team from the other place and A Team That Misjokered and Mocked Me For Being Old lost their damn mind, forgot how to joker, and lost out on big money.  So anything is really possible! So think about what you want to get done this year.  Read more books?
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Monday, Dec 26, 2016
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6 more days, they can still make it.
JWarr

As you can tell from the team names, we lost another famous person in 2016.  There is still hope for people to make it into the new year, but don't take anything for granted- anyone can die at any time.  No one is safe.  Here are some people I need to make it: Carrie Fisher.  Because they haven't filmed the new Star Wars yet. Betty White. Because they haven't filmed the Golden Girls revival yet. Alex Trebek. Because I haven't been discovered by Hollywood yet and I won't get that job until they know me. Dick butthole triangle. George RR Martin.  Because we don't know how it ends and he won't write the books fast enough.  In
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Monday, Dec 19, 2016
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Surviving the Holiday: A Reader's Guide
JWarr

 Five tips to surviving your awkward family over the next week: 1. Get invested in work.  When you want to avoid conversation and just play bejeweled, tell people you're pulling numbers on the quarterly widgit report or whatever the devil it is you do with your time before you get drunk with me on a Monday. 2. Drop spoilers like whoa.  It's unacceptable to tell people the ending of tv shows and movies they haven't seen.  So feel free to become a social pariah by leading convos with gems like 'I love the part of Westworld where Anthony Hopkins dies". If you haven't seen it yet, spoiler alert. OR IS IT? Yeah, it is. 3. Hip flask.  You can
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Monday, Dec 12, 2016
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Look here Mr. Lister, or his weird brother...
JWarr

What an excellent fun Holiday White Elephant Roshambo Gift Exchange of Fools thing that we had! Some highlights and awesome moments from the gifting include: Getting a basket of liquor. Having it stolen.  Having your friend steal it back. Good play kids, good play. Forgetting to bring a gift and getting a gift card to the bar you are sitting in to act like you care! And such creative packaging, that plastic cup and a napkin… Dippy winning a mug, then promptly breaking the mug. Scatabelle taking home nipple clamps. USED nipple clamps. Two of the same gift being given away! And then playing Mr. Lister’s
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Monday, Dec 05, 2016
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Fun Facts About Flutes
JWarr

Because you loved the flute covers so much, here are five fun facts about flutes. Fact #1- They did Take On Me.  Aha, you know the band. But also shittyflute.  All those shittyflute clips were real, btw. Fact #2- The flute unveils level 7 in the original Legend of Zelda.  Later, that flute would be an ocarina, the only reason you know that’s a type of flute. Fact #3- The oldest flute dates back nearly 43,000 years ago, before dinosaurs and Genesis. Fact #4- A shitty tiny flute called the sring is the national instrument of Austria Fact #5- Insert joke about my skinflute.  Join
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