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Dublin's Street Pub
1745 E University
Las Cruces, NM
88001
Wednesday, Sep 28, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Eat, Pray, Love, Queef.
Ain't nothing like the Riehl thang!

Where the hell did September go? Better yet, where the hell did all of 2016 go? That's what happens when you get old and senile. Now where was I? Oh yeah. Where the hell did September go? There were two too many Julia Roberts questions in last night's quiz. That's why I liked one team's response to that Eat, Pray, Love crap, by adding a queef. One team had to have their music privileges removed for life by assuming that the Allman Brothers'  Ramblin' Man was performed by Led Zeppelin. By the way, the song they
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It's bragging time!  I have been with GWD since January 12, 2010 at Dublin's Street Pub in Las Cruces, NM. I took a hiatus, but you couldn't get rid of me that easily!.  I am a: Published Author, Ghost Writer, Book Editor, Screenwriter, Playwright, TV Script Writer, Poet, and overall really cool dude. .    Stephen King wants to be me when he grows up.  (Stephen if you're reading this, you know I love you man!)  I also created the GWD Olympics which scored Geeks 44 teams.

I am married to the most amazing woman and Scoremistress ever! Kathryn is my Queen!


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Dublin's Street Pub
1745 E University
Las Cruces, NM
88001
Wednesday, Sep 21, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 8:00 pm]
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All Upon Another Wednesday Night....
The Crown Princess of Neverland

O Wednesday Night, you are like a summer's day.... or something like that. What was I doing? Oh yeah! We had a Quiz Night last night, and shenanigans were a-foot. The biggest shenanigan of the night was that I, newly minted Quizmistress, took the reins from Quizmaster Alan for the night! Mr. QM Alan was by my side, ever ready to assist, and for that I thank him.  We had a wagon load of amazing teams to help keep us up on our toes as well. The teams were full of fire and enthusiasm, and they fought hard for the top spots, with just a few points between each of the teams all night long. Seemingly everyone knew that Brest is a town in France, and no one knew anything about Delta
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Dublin's Street Pub
1745 E University
Las Cruces, NM
88001
Wednesday, Sep 14, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Wiley Wombats, Batman! We had a record setting disqualification!
Ain't nothing like the Riehl thang!

I do everything in my mighty power to make sure that teams are not cheating on a FREE quiz. If you look at the picture of the 3rd Place team, Moose's Revenge, the one guy with the Cheshire smile holding his phone is either trying to take a picture while Jennifer was taking a picture of him, or he was using old World War II code stating that he used said phone during the quiz.  I would think he was taking a picture back, because if he was cheating, they only got as good as 4th and then slipped into 3rd after a record setting disqualification.  I love when our teams set records. We had teams who were in the top
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It's bragging time!  I have been with GWD since January 12, 2010 at Dublin's Street Pub in Las Cruces, NM. I took a hiatus, but you couldn't get rid of me that easily!.  I am a: Published Author, Ghost Writer, Book Editor, Screenwriter, Playwright, TV Script Writer, Poet, and overall really cool dude. .    Stephen King wants to be me when he grows up.  (Stephen if you're reading this, you know I love you man!)  I also created the GWD Olympics which scored Geeks 44 teams.

I am married to the most amazing woman and Scoremistress ever! Kathryn is my Queen!


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Dublin's Street Pub
1745 E University
Las Cruces, NM
88001
Wednesday, Sep 07, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 8:00 pm]
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0 out of 5 doctors say that Michigan is a section of the human vertebral column.
Ain't nothing like the Riehl thang!

Well, well, well. It finally happened. Someone read one of my books. Yes, I'm a published author, successful ghost writer (no, really), produced playwright, and so on and so forth. *patting self on back* A team named themselves, Quizmaster Alan Writes Bad Books.  I shed a faux tear when I read the critical punch at my livelihood. *sniff* *snort* * and all that bullshit* I confronted said team while Quizmistress in training, Jennifer, was reading a round. I walked up to them with my pride and tact and queried which one of them read one of my books. They kept pointing
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It's bragging time!  I have been with GWD since January 12, 2010 at Dublin's Street Pub in Las Cruces, NM. I took a hiatus, but you couldn't get rid of me that easily!.  I am a: Published Author, Ghost Writer, Book Editor, Screenwriter, Playwright, TV Script Writer, Poet, and overall really cool dude. .    Stephen King wants to be me when he grows up.  (Stephen if you're reading this, you know I love you man!)  I also created the GWD Olympics which scored Geeks 44 teams.

I am married to the most amazing woman and Scoremistress ever! Kathryn is my Queen!


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Dublin's Street Pub
1745 E University
Las Cruces, NM
88001
Wednesday, Aug 31, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Anne Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.
Ain't nothing like the Riehl thang!

I've had a long relationship with the amazing GWD score sheets. We've been a great team, but I understand when sometimes you just don't feel so fresh. Last night was interesting. Let's go with part one first. For some reason a teams' name and scores were duplicated about halfway through on the answer sheet. After I said, "wha...?" I deleted the extra line. That's when the trouble started. All seemed well when The Raging Golphers seemingly tied for second with Anne Frank Hide and Seek Club.   I called and I sang, but no Anne Frank team came to compete for second. We
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It's bragging time!  I have been with GWD since January 12, 2010 at Dublin's Street Pub in Las Cruces, NM. I took a hiatus, but you couldn't get rid of me that easily!.  I am a: Published Author, Ghost Writer, Book Editor, Screenwriter, Playwright, TV Script Writer, Poet, and overall really cool dude. .    Stephen King wants to be me when he grows up.  (Stephen if you're reading this, you know I love you man!)  I also created the GWD Olympics which scored Geeks 44 teams.

I am married to the most amazing woman and Scoremistress ever! Kathryn is my Queen!


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Dublin's Street Pub
1745 E University
Las Cruces, NM
88001
Wednesday, Aug 24, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Geeks Who Drink. A Quinn Martin Production. Now in color!
Ain't nothing like the Riehl thang!

Well shut my mouth and call me Lochte! Geeks has entered the 21st century in style! We got us some real life, official answer sheets in full Technicolor!   The 2016 design far exceeds the older model answer sheets with a place for Bonus Questions and rich Corinthian Leather. Ricardo Montelban not included. My teams adjusted well to the new model and I gave them each Scooby Snacks for behaving so well. Now that innovation has come to Cruces, it’s time to say goodbye to the scratch sheets. Please see pic without shedding a tear. Yep. No more need to recycle old answer sheets to give the teams a place to write their
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It's bragging time!  I have been with GWD since January 12, 2010 at Dublin's Street Pub in Las Cruces, NM. I took a hiatus, but you couldn't get rid of me that easily!.  I am a: Published Author, Ghost Writer, Book Editor, Screenwriter, Playwright, TV Script Writer, Poet, and overall really cool dude. .    Stephen King wants to be me when he grows up.  (Stephen if you're reading this, you know I love you man!)  I also created the GWD Olympics which scored Geeks 44 teams.

I am married to the most amazing woman and Scoremistress ever! Kathryn is my Queen!


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Dublin's Street Pub
1745 E University
Las Cruces, NM
88001
Wednesday, Aug 10, 2016
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Michael Knight likes to motorboat KITT's headlights.
Ain't nothing like the Riehl thang!

The week before the students from New Mexico State University go back to school and it was anything but quiet. That's the way we like quiz nights!  There were more team names mentioning the Olympics, than there are actual events...in the Olympics. A team member of "Didn't Qualify for Olympics" Snitches won the Facebook fan page question. When asked why I don't watch the games they televise every four years, he correctly said..."because". 12 teams and rising as more quizlandians flock to the greatest Quizmaster this side of Pamela Anderson's
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It's bragging time!  I have been with GWD since January 12, 2010 at Dublin's Street Pub in Las Cruces, NM. I took a hiatus, but you couldn't get rid of me that easily!.  I am a: Published Author, Ghost Writer, Book Editor, Screenwriter, Playwright, TV Script Writer, Poet, and overall really cool dude. .    Stephen King wants to be me when he grows up.  (Stephen if you're reading this, you know I love you man!)  I also created the GWD Olympics which scored Geeks 44 teams.

I am married to the most amazing woman and Scoremistress ever! Kathryn is my Queen!


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Dublin's Street Pub
1745 E University
Las Cruces, NM
88001
Wednesday, Aug 03, 2016
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Leprechaun-doms will protect your Irish snake
Ain't nothing like the Riehl thang!

Did I, or didn't I? Did I give away a $50 gift card for Dublin's Street Pub this week to the winner, or not?  I dood it. I gave away a $50 Dublin"s card to the winning team, Shartnado 4: The Fart Awakens. I could give one away at anytime, even within back to back weeks. You'll just have to show up and see. The 2nd place team, She lifts 200 pounds in the Snatch, almost didn't make the top three. They were inches away when I almost stopped taking that particular round. Very close, my adversaries. Next time, I'll use sharks with lasers on their heads and liquid hot
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It's bragging time!  I have been with GWD since January 12, 2010 at Dublin's Street Pub in Las Cruces, NM. I took a hiatus, but you couldn't get rid of me that easily!.  I am a: Published Author, Ghost Writer, Book Editor, Screenwriter, Playwright, TV Script Writer, Poet, and overall really cool dude. .    Stephen King wants to be me when he grows up.  (Stephen if you're reading this, you know I love you man!)  I also created the GWD Olympics which scored Geeks 44 teams.

I am married to the most amazing woman and Scoremistress ever! Kathryn is my Queen!


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Dublin's Street Pub
1745 E University
Las Cruces, NM
88001
Wednesday, Jul 27, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 8:00 pm]
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I found the Feces Pokemon on Mt. Everest!
Ain't nothing like the Riehl thang!

What is Everest covered with more of? Some people say trash. Others say poo. If I had to guess, I would say there are more bodies of the dummies who thought they could beat the mountain. Can they be counted as poo? Golden Snitches get Parental Supervision did just that. They brought the folks. I tried to greet them with the same warmth and understanding I greet everyone with. Wait! Warmth and sarcasm are the same. Aren't they? I hope I didn't scare them away. We only had two teams who mentioned a disgraced politician (Hillary is disgracing herself enough without any help). I
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It's bragging time!  I have been with GWD since January 12, 2010 at Dublin's Street Pub in Las Cruces, NM. I took a hiatus, but you couldn't get rid of me that easily!.  I am a: Published Author, Ghost Writer, Book Editor, Screenwriter, Playwright, TV Script Writer, Poet, and overall really cool dude. .    Stephen King wants to be me when he grows up.  (Stephen if you're reading this, you know I love you man!)  I also created the GWD Olympics which scored Geeks 44 teams.

I am married to the most amazing woman and Scoremistress ever! Kathryn is my Queen!


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Dublin's Street Pub
1745 E University
Las Cruces, NM
88001
Wednesday, Jul 20, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Don't bend down for the soap or they'll Pokemon.
Ain't nothing like the Riehl thang!

Everyone really seems to like the chance to win extra prizes. If anyone tells me they're sucky prizes, I must forcibly remind them that THEY'RE FREE!!  See? You made me yell. I also have added a weekly question on our local Facebook fan page. Geeks Who Drink-Las Cruces is the place to be for local stuff, funny memes, and a quick link to the ever impressive blog. You know, that thing you're reading now? The winning team always comes up with the best names. This time, they told a joke that I liked. Knock, Knock-Pokemon Go Fuck Yourself. That's
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It's bragging time!  I have been with GWD since January 12, 2010 at Dublin's Street Pub in Las Cruces, NM. I took a hiatus, but you couldn't get rid of me that easily!.  I am a: Published Author, Ghost Writer, Book Editor, Screenwriter, Playwright, TV Script Writer, Poet, and overall really cool dude. .    Stephen King wants to be me when he grows up.  (Stephen if you're reading this, you know I love you man!)  I also created the GWD Olympics which scored Geeks 44 teams.

I am married to the most amazing woman and Scoremistress ever! Kathryn is my Queen!


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Dublin's Street Pub
1745 E University
Las Cruces, NM
88001
Wednesday, Jul 13, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Weather tis nobler in the mind of Jerry to predict the weather...
Ain't nothing like the Riehl thang!

Hi. We had a battle last night for supremacy, as our raining 3-time champs, Golden Snitches get Stitches, did everything in their power to claim a fourth in a row. There was something in their way. The Oedipus Complex-Kid Tested, Mother Approved (my favorite team name of the night) and The Effen Power Rangers. I do applaud the Power Rangers, because when we had children present and I went to a PG-13 quiz, they helped out by calling themselves The Fluffy Power Rangers. Of course, when the kiddies left, we went back to an X...uh...R?  Yeah,
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It's bragging time!  I have been with GWD since January 12, 2010 at Dublin's Street Pub in Las Cruces, NM. I took a hiatus, but you couldn't get rid of me that easily!.  I am a: Published Author, Ghost Writer, Book Editor, Screenwriter, Playwright, TV Script Writer, Poet, and overall really cool dude. .    Stephen King wants to be me when he grows up.  (Stephen if you're reading this, you know I love you man!)  I also created the GWD Olympics which scored Geeks 44 teams.

I am married to the most amazing woman and Scoremistress ever! Kathryn is my Queen!


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Dublin's Street Pub
1745 E University
Las Cruces, NM
88001
Wednesday, Jul 06, 2016
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Don't ever play horsey with Loki.
Ain't nothing like the Riehl thang!

Do you know that old expression about coming in fourth in a three horse race? No? Maybe I confused a couple of old sayings. Anywho, we had three teams last night. Three teams that I would like to take my hat off to, if I wore a hat. Look to your left and you'll see who they are.  The Zombie Apocalypse hit and these brave souls still would Geek until they got turned. We had lots of fun and it was actually like a horse race. Read the next part as if you're a race track announcer: Golden Snitches get Stitches were trying for the Triple Crown, but Donald Sensually
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It's bragging time!  I have been with GWD since January 12, 2010 at Dublin's Street Pub in Las Cruces, NM. I took a hiatus, but you couldn't get rid of me that easily!.  I am a: Published Author, Ghost Writer, Book Editor, Screenwriter, Playwright, TV Script Writer, Poet, and overall really cool dude. .    Stephen King wants to be me when he grows up.  (Stephen if you're reading this, you know I love you man!)  I also created the GWD Olympics which scored Geeks 44 teams.

I am married to the most amazing woman and Scoremistress ever! Kathryn is my Queen!


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Dublin's Street Pub
1745 E University
Las Cruces, NM
88001
Wednesday, Jun 29, 2016
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Maya Angelou gave me the bird...because it had a song.
Ain't nothing like the Riehl thang!

The good news for Fecal Transplant: The #2 Treatment for Irritable Bowel Syndrome was that they were one of two teams to break the 80 point barrier after a team drought of about 6 weeks. The bad news for them was that our defending champs, Golden Snitches get Stitches poured on the smarts as well to capture their second straight victory. What was funny was one of the female team members of Snitches complained before the quiz that she couldn't think because she had been thinking all day. Riiiiiight! There weren't a lot of creative answers last night which made me
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It's bragging time!  I have been with GWD since January 12, 2010 at Dublin's Street Pub in Las Cruces, NM. I took a hiatus, but you couldn't get rid of me that easily!.  I am a: Published Author, Ghost Writer, Book Editor, Screenwriter, Playwright, TV Script Writer, Poet, and overall really cool dude. .    Stephen King wants to be me when he grows up.  (Stephen if you're reading this, you know I love you man!)  I also created the GWD Olympics which scored Geeks 44 teams.

I am married to the most amazing woman and Scoremistress ever! Kathryn is my Queen!


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Dublin's Street Pub
1745 E University
Las Cruces, NM
88001
Wednesday, Jun 22, 2016
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Tony Romo was arrested for using the men's bathroom.
Ain't nothing like the Riehl thang!

Congrats to the World Champion Cleveland Cavaliers! Apparently, there were no NBA fans last night. I think some people aren't even sure what it is. Our resident team dynasty proved their mettle once again, as Golden Snitches get Stitches were golden with the top spot. Usually, when a team creates a name that is obnoxiously long, they then try to only include pieces of it on the rest of the answer sheets. This Summer-Anton Yeltsin in Dances with Jeep/Revenge of the Cherokee was better than that. Dave was sitting at his table before the quiz started, writing down the entire team name on each
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It's bragging time!  I have been with GWD since January 12, 2010 at Dublin's Street Pub in Las Cruces, NM. I took a hiatus, but you couldn't get rid of me that easily!.  I am a: Published Author, Ghost Writer, Book Editor, Screenwriter, Playwright, TV Script Writer, Poet, and overall really cool dude. .    Stephen King wants to be me when he grows up.  (Stephen if you're reading this, you know I love you man!)  I also created the GWD Olympics which scored Geeks 44 teams.

I am married to the most amazing woman and Scoremistress ever! Kathryn is my Queen!


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Dublin's Street Pub
1745 E University
Las Cruces, NM
88001
Wednesday, Jun 15, 2016
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I expect to get eaten in Jurassic World, not Disney World.
Ain't nothing like the Riehl thang!

In all seriousness, our hearts and prayers go out to the families and friends of those killed in Orlando.  Yes, what happened to the 2 year old boy at Disney World was a tragedy. Isn't Disney World in Orlando, too? We had a weird quiz last night. Two of our top teams who always seem to be in the top three, were in the top three again last night. They wouldn't have been, if it wasn't for the top two teams being disqualified. What? It's okay. I'll explain. A message from Disney: Don't feed the Wildlife and Seventh Heaven placed first and second, BUT (and that's a big but)
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It's bragging time!  I have been with GWD since January 12, 2010 at Dublin's Street Pub in Las Cruces, NM. I took a hiatus, but you couldn't get rid of me that easily!.  I am a: Published Author, Ghost Writer, Book Editor, Screenwriter, Playwright, TV Script Writer, Poet, and overall really cool dude. .    Stephen King wants to be me when he grows up.  (Stephen if you're reading this, you know I love you man!)  I also created the GWD Olympics which scored Geeks 44 teams.

I am married to the most amazing woman and Scoremistress ever! Kathryn is my Queen!


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Dublin's Street Pub
1745 E University
Las Cruces, NM
88001
Wednesday, Jun 08, 2016
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If oxygen helps us breathe, does foxygen make us sexy?
Ain't nothing like the Riehl thang!

Our reigning dynasty, Golden Snitches get Stitches fell to third last night, but not due to lack of trying. They have been in the top three for the past 5 weeks.  Our team that gets an E for effort is the Rockin' Robins. They put forth an effort to try to use their doubler three times last night and not once did they use it on a round that would have helped them. Yes, they were only allowed to use it once, but it was fun watching the attempts. They ended up in last place.  I have to mention the death of one of the greatest boxers ever. Muhammad Ali's passing
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It's bragging time!  I have been with GWD since January 12, 2010 at Dublin's Street Pub in Las Cruces, NM. I took a hiatus, but you couldn't get rid of me that easily!.  I am a: Published Author, Ghost Writer, Book Editor, Screenwriter, Playwright, TV Script Writer, Poet, and overall really cool dude. .    Stephen King wants to be me when he grows up.  (Stephen if you're reading this, you know I love you man!)  I also created the GWD Olympics which scored Geeks 44 teams.

I am married to the most amazing woman and Scoremistress ever! Kathryn is my Queen!