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Wednesday, Jan 18, 2017
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Dom

#BigQuiz. Last night folks, last night. 18 teams, top 7 all within 9 points!  Top 2 had to duke it out for first after a tie.  That's how you bring it!  Good work! A new feature from last night, new free beer tokens.  We've finally moved away from John Dicker's business cards (circa 2012) and I've created a new *free beer* flier.  That means no hoarding, no duplicating, and no more confusion...plus John won't get drunk dialed at his office.  Surely appreciated. #StopIt   Also last night, a sponsor: www.GoPuff.com. They came out to support quiz and hand out some swag.
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Wednesday, Jan 11, 2017
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Poeple read this??
Dom

Tonight I learned that people actually read this!  EPIC again, well done (and thank you)! The theme for this blog:  Things that "Female fans of My Little Pony" are not called 1) Whores (dude...) 2) Equastrias (points for creativity) 3) Pownies  4) Honys (not bad) 5) Bronies (that's the other ones) 6) Equestrieases 7) Pony Biznitches 8) Ponyelles 9) Bra-wnies (lol) ...feel free to use any of these *wrong* answers as names for Bowling Teams, Personalized License Plates, Fake IDs(?), Grindr Aliases (you know who you are).... Quote of the night: "Do you know this?" "No" "F**K"   Winners
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Wednesday, Jan 04, 2017
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Old Men Manage
Dom

Wow, this is late...to many things going on, my bad.   Last night was a snowy night, but we still managed 11(?) teams.  A few regulars, a few white IPAs, a few tacos, and we were all set!  Speaking of snow, a few people needed a cold shower last night, we had full 1/2 boob cleavage, and a 3-way in the works right next to my DJ booth.  Serious, 1/2 boob cleavage. Epic.  COME ON DOWN NEXT WEEK, YOU NEVER KNOW!!   Results: 1) LTL : a team of relative newcomers that walked away with a solid win, and some bar cred 2) Anal about my Oral exams:  See?? Horny people everywhere. This team was just one dude! 3)
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Wednesday, Dec 28, 2016
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Margot...Robbie...Doesn't ring a bell...
Dom

#SaidNoOneRecently Tonight was a nice chill quiz with most people slowly recovering from family, booze, turkey, and wrapping paper fumes.  Glad those that dared came out, because it was BIG POINTS night!   Nasty, Beerish, and Short (80% sure they're not talking about me) scored a 90!  Nice work, peepes!  We were also match makers tonight, 2 tables that had nothing in common came together (not that way) and created a super team!  They managed 5th....so... It wasn't all roses, this week both Carrie Fisher and Debbie Reynolds died. Mom and daughter gone in a 28 period. Sucky.  RIP both.   That's all for tonight, thanks
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Wednesday, Dec 21, 2016
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Citizen Kane's Ho (ho)
Dom

Last night was huge. Straight up. Huge.  17 teams, full on anarchy.  Ok, it was just a quiz, but it was damn fun!   What did we learn? 1)  Just because you're on YouTube doesn't make you famous.  Or good.  Looking at you Apologetix 2)  Home on the Range is surprisingly racist.  Guess the boy scouts don't sing that verse. 3)  Honey Boo Boos real name is ...who cares 4)  "Memory is greatest curse that's ever been inflicted on the human race"... um, no.  It's kept our species alive.   And there was a bunch of other stuff too, but for the most part, it was just good
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Wednesday, Dec 14, 2016
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Math isn't like, facts, man
Dom

Tonight was a solid showing for quiz!  We had BBs, presidents, math, and a wonder debate on if ZERO is a whole number.  >:-|     Funny thing about "facts", the debate is pretty minimal, which is how that "debate" ended up.  NOPE, it's a real number.  And yes, ZERO is a valid value, it's the mathematical representation of "null" or "nothing", you kinda need that.   Enough of that....   "When have I ever taken on 6 guys at one time??"  -- random quote taken out of context. Love doing that.   What did we learn tonight? 1)  Work problems are more fun to non-engineer types. 2)
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Wednesday, Dec 07, 2016
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Darth Christmas
Dom

Damn right that's Darth Vader on my X-mas sweater. It's from Target...and awesome.  Tonight was Pearl Harbor, Mac and Cheese and 8-bit holiday tunes.  I offered them to anyone with a USB drive, apparently normal people don't carry those?  The Hell?   What did we learn tonight: 1) Casserole -- French for Lutheran :) 2) This guy in the sweatshirt has been trying to close a software sales deal for 3 hours.  Ain't happening man. 3) Hey look, Tay-Tay is back with Geeks.  #TayTay 4) Ohms, Volts, Flux, Inductance, Watts -- all units that don't measure current in a circuit.  V=IR 5) America
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Wednesday, Nov 30, 2016
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Math Legend
Dom

O/U 2.   If you're a gambler, you know what that means: over/under 2. Also, even point lines are for suckers, better to lose or win than push. There's no thrill in a push. Pull, stroke, beat?..sure, but not push :).   Tonight we had a great turnout and fancy Christmas lights!  A round on Castro. Another round about Castro! A bunch of dead people, always fun! And DEVILED EGGS!  Plus I may have designed my shoulder tattoo!  What an evening!   What we learned: 1) Cuba actually sends forces to foreign conflicts. 2) Exploding cigars are a thing 3) Xenophobia is the word of the year. Last year's was Identity...things
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Wednesday, Nov 23, 2016
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Macy's 3 Hour Commercial
Dom

Happy Thankgiving, everyone!  Get out your eating pants / dad slacks / turkey frying apron and get ready to binge!  If you're frying a turkey, don't burn your (or my) house down. KTHXBYE.   Last night was obviously the night before Thanksgiving, which is the busiest bar night of the year...and yet no one was super into quiz. Too much family in town?  Too much cooking stress?  Who knows, but it's 2 years in a row, maybe quiz isn't the ticket for Thanksgiving-eve?  Something to think about.   Winner: "I can't believe our team name isn't better" 2nd : "This turkey tastes like roofies"   Happy Holiday!
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Wednesday, Nov 16, 2016
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Skipping Crossfit 68 consecutive weeks!
Dom

I've been waiting to use that title. My alternative? "R-rated Movies and Marriage:  both need more tits!"  -- classic, but didn't really want that in the title. Please giggle among yourselves for now.   Normally, I'd write a "what we learned" section, and so: What we learned tonight: 1)  Everyone but me knows about Kumail Nanjiani 2) I was thrilled to know Mitch Hedberg! #oldNlame 3) Questions about shoes, no one cares. 4) That narrator from "Something About Mary"? Not in Nickleback. 5) 1995 MTV Movie awards: last time the awards show OR the 2 hosts were relevant!  Hey-o! 6) Leningrad,
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Wednesday, Nov 09, 2016
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Tiny Orange Sausage Fingers
Dom

Right...Trump.  F*k.   Time to let the healing begin and by that I mean, just cover the infection with a towel and don't look at for 4 years.  You know when you stuff a bunch of shit in your closet and mash the door closed, hoping no one opens it, ever.  Yeah, that's my plan.   Last night's quiz was all meta-jokes about Trump. It added a little levity to the situation, but booze did more than I or quiz ever could.   We'll get through this, really.  My favorite round was "Things built by Mexicans", there were no walls, but they do have Home Depot (and Whore Depot in TJ from what I understand)! It's just what I've heard. #Whatever.   I'm
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Wednesday, Oct 26, 2016
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World Series...please hold
Dom

Spoiler: Cubs. Yep, tonight we delayed the start of quiz until the game was in hand (7th inning-ish).  In truth, I would have just watched the game and drank, but there was a job to do and people came to do quiz!*   The main theme tonight, you guessed it, baseball.  A subject that I love and has very little French. Phhhhwew! What we learned tonight:   --There's no drug testing for the Rock And Roll Hall of Fame.   --Pete Rose is still banned from baseball but Fox doesn't really care about "rules". --Elvis got a vaccine and didn't get autism *hint*.   --Jose Conseco's former girlfriend still isn't
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Wednesday, Oct 19, 2016
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Onomatopeepants
Dom

Last night was all about winners!  The Indians, The Cubs, InBev, and Quizzers that managed to avoid the last whimper of political debate.  It's becoming pretty clear that 1) College Kids aren't into Trump and 2) Everyone is very sick of the election.  Quiz it is!   Speaking of winners, there were some low scores last night.  This was due, mainly due to round 7, an audio round on decades.  People seem to think the sound barrier was concurred in the 80s, Ali fought Frazier sometime in the 50s, William and Kate wed in the 1940s(?), it was an all around $hitShow.  High score for the round : 7. Ouch.   Overall it was a good
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Wednesday, Oct 12, 2016
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Diamond Mound
Dom

Know how I can tell you're cheating?  2 teams, Same Giant Answer Whiff.  Gotta do better people! Last night was a round on grammar.  Drink, Drank, Drunk? Appeal to the Wall? Spilt Infinitives? MLA Style Guide?   No thanks, yo.  I like my grammar like my PBR: sh!tty.  Unsurprisingly, with a college just up the street, there were more 8s on the grammar round than any other. So, go liberal arts??  Computer science didn't stress "werds". Last night we learned while most people have had sex with BoJack Horseman playing in the background, very few know anything about it. Way to go Netflix.  We also learned that titles of Mumford and
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Wednesday, Oct 05, 2016
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A big thanks to Altitude Brewing!
Dom

<good stuff> Last night was a huge night for the Pioneer Quiz!  Altitude brewing donated 2 tickets to Friday night GABF (the early session before all the good stuff is gone) and a brewing lesson for 8 people.  It was a awesome prize and the quiz was hard fought, at least for a while.  Round 6 wiped out the will of a few teams, musicals aren't everyone's tea, especially when described by people who have never seen them.  Yeah, it was as painful to read as to compete.  I promised a round on Disney Princesses next week, but "I don't write the quizzes"...so who knows.   <less
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Wednesday, Sep 28, 2016
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Papa's Rum Guns
Dom

I started this blog as "Tim Tebow finally rounds home", but I couldn't stay with it.  Yeah, he hit a grooved home run in the minors this week.  Totally not a marketing ploy for his new book or clothing line or his beliefs.  Did he "Tebow"?  If it were only a double, would he Tebow at 2nd?  Step off the bag to kneel, motion made to 3rd, OUT.  *facepalm* (That's baseball, btw.)   Dear McDs: Your burritos are only $1, but I would pay $1.25 if you spend the money on HEATING THEM. Ick.   Last night's quiz was a good time. The DU kids are in full swing and there much WOO. so much that during round 6 people
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