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Opal Divine's (Penn Field)
3601 S Congress St
Austin, TX
78704
[Saturday 9:00 pm]
Saturday, May 16, 2015
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Lawrence of Alabia
Cheez

That's right, I said it. What?   Heya gang! After 2 weeks away from you guys, I was finally back! And I had a blast! With my hetero life mate and fellow QM, Kavi, as my porn hungry SK, we quizzed you and had some drinks, laughs, and singing.    In the middle of the quiz, Kavi started looking at porn on her computer. Every now and then she would turn her screen towards me while I was asking a question, and it was just littered with dick pics, money shots, and assholes. It was super distracting and hilarious. I couldn't through some questions without laughing.    Her obsession
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Red's Porch Tues at 8pm Opal's Penn Field Sat at 9pm. I have been working for GWD since 2009. That's a long time and I still love it. Can't imagine working for anyone else. If I was a tree I would be a dogwood. Also, Diane Sawyer is more hippy than me.


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Opal Divine's (Penn Field)
3601 S Congress St
Austin, TX
78704
[Saturday 9:00 pm]
Saturday, May 09, 2015
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The Talented Mr. Mars
Metal Gretel

That first round was a doozy wasn't it? I know for a fact that it was hard to listen to but I want to tell you that it was so much harder to read. When "your" is spelled as "ur" it becomes a nightmare in my head. Identifying those mean tweets was pretty hard. Not just because of the bad spelling, but some of them were pretty vague. I know Damon wouldn't take my texts and we can all agree there are PLENTY of artists who you think are far worse than Bruno Mars because everybody put someone other than Mr. Mars.   That Round 2 gave everybody a bit of trouble as well considering there were all sorts of parody badness going on. I didn't think some of those songs could get any
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Likes: Cats, scuba diving, movies, cats, Karaoke, and Quizzin.

Dislikes: Mayo, people who don't use blinkers, people who abuse the system.


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Opal Divine's (Penn Field)
3601 S Congress St
Austin, TX
78704
[Saturday 9:00 pm]
Saturday, May 02, 2015
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The Class of 1963
Metal Gretel

Well tonight was certainly an interesting one. I arrived (just like you did) to a huge crowd of rowdy 70+ somethings. It isn't unusual for our venue to have other things going on, but this group just flat out refused to leave and refused to be nice about it. I was getting reports from waitstaff on how horrible and rude that elder group was being. I was even asked by someone with power to play some loud, rowdy, trashy, nasty music. Hello, my name is Alyssa, have you seen my play list? With that kind of request nothing short of joy came over me. My playlist is nothing but offensive to anybody over 35 so I picked out a choice few songs all
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Likes: Cats, scuba diving, movies, cats, Karaoke, and Quizzin.

Dislikes: Mayo, people who don't use blinkers, people who abuse the system.


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Opal Divine's (Penn Field)
3601 S Congress St
Austin, TX
78704
[Saturday 9:00 pm]
Monday, April 27, 2015
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We Definitely Partied Like it Was My Bday
The Greatest Quizmaster Of All Time

Every week when I write my blog, I always talk about how awesome and fun it was. This weekend was no different.  It was my BIRTHDAY! Well, my bday was Sunday. But I celebrated the shit out of it all weekend. And you guys were there to help.  I started the weekend off with a party at my apartment. It was good friends, my lovely girlfriend Emma, who made me deviled eggs, my Dad, and a bunch of other Quizmasters. When you have been working for GWD as long as I have, August 2009, you get really close to the QMs.  QM Kavi, who I have dubbed my hetero life mate, and is also my roommate, has been super awesome.
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Opal Divine's (Penn Field)
3601 S Congress St
Austin, TX
78704
[Saturday 9:00 pm]
Monday, April 20, 2015
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It's a Twister Auntie EM!
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Holy cow! Saturday night was crazy!! We sat inside because there was a big chance of rain. But lately when rain is predicted, it didn't happen. We stayed inside anyways. Glad we did! The storm hit and I could see the trees going crazy, and a light post. The rain and hail, yes, hail, was so loud we had to turn up our sound system. I didn't want to blow a speaker so I was doing it slowly. Ha, doing it slowly.  A couple teams thought it was my birthday, but it's NEXT WEEK! I was just super excited about 4/20. Ah yeah! One team offered to buy me shots, and one team made me "special" brownies. They were delicious! I'll take you up on those shots next
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Opal Divine's (Penn Field)
3601 S Congress St
Austin, TX
78704
[Saturday 9:00 pm]
Sunday, April 05, 2015
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GIRRRRRRLLLLLLLLL
Metal Gretel

Usually when I work with QM RJ the roles are reversed. QM Chelsea was out in Vegas with her mom for a wedding and I showed up early to fiddle with the sound ahead of time. I was eating my dinner when RJ strolled up with a big fat loud GIIIRRRRRRRLLLLLLLL OMG. He then procedes to tell me about Seder. I am not one who is familiar with the traditions of passover so I sat there and listened to his tale. His boss is Jewish so he was over there. Granted RJ walked here as he went through a bottle of funky wine on his own. This is what I gathered from his story: The Story of Hagen-Daz By RJ It was kind of like reading The Christmas Story but it was really about how the Jews were freed
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Likes: Cats, scuba diving, movies, cats, Karaoke, and Quizzin.

Dislikes: Mayo, people who don't use blinkers, people who abuse the system.


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Opal Divine's (Penn Field)
3601 S Congress St
Austin, TX
78704
[Saturday 9:00 pm]
Sunday, March 29, 2015
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Adjust Those Boobs
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I'm so crazy about the weather right now. It's beautiful! I love hosting quiz outside. I love being outside. And right now, it's perfect. Soon it will be hot, and that will suck. But we have some time! My dad came by to hang out for a bit. That was great! I took a video of him doing something. It was a snapchat, and you know how you always forget what you send, well that's what happened. But luckily I saved it!  I had so much fun last night! There was a team of 3 sitting in the middle of the deck, and they were having a great time. I could hear them laughing and making jokes. Then one time when I happened to look up, one of the chicks was adjusting
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Opal Divine's (Penn Field)
3601 S Congress St
Austin, TX
78704
[Saturday 9:00 pm]
Sunday, March 22, 2015
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SXSOVER!
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QM Brunch blog edition. Every month all the Austin QMs get together and we brunch at one of our venues. We have a good time. Gerald is eating a Pepperoni and Jalapeno pizza right now. Ron just finished his Super Pepperoni pizza. Chris Larue is eating Jalapeno, onions, feta, pepperoni. Kavi just got really excited about having a breakfast pizza.  Emma is eating a slice of Pepperoni. She's so cute! Alyssa had bell pepper, pepp, and tomato pizza.  Dav is having jalapeno, pepp, and mushrooms.  Evan had a mimosa. I guess it was good, because he drank it fast.  Patrick2 is going to order the Hawaiian pizza. I'm
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