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138 W Gray St
Houston, TX
77019
Thursday, Sep 22, 2016
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You Missed Nothing
WillSalerno

NOTHING! Don't ask whether Johnny Spot won.  Don't ask whether the sound worked. Don't ask what the questions were about. Don't ask whether people "had fun" whatever that means. Don't ask what music I played. Don't ask which old friend abused the camera policy. Don't ask which new friends abandoned me for sand volleyball. Don't ask when Stef is returning. Don't ask whether Ben looked good in his tank top. Don't ask how many shots I did. I don't remember. Next week, SteF'up some tacos, yo.
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At age 5, Will decided he wanted to be a scientist.

At age 29, Will became a scientist.

At age 30, Will realized he never wanted to be a scientist, he wanted to be in Starfleet.

At age 31, Will determined Starfleet was not an option.

Will is currently pursuing a career as a Time Lord.


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Fuzzy's Taco Shop (Formerly Hefley's)
138 W Gray St
Houston, TX
77019
Thursday, Sep 15, 2016
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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See What Had Happened Was
Stefanie

Ok, so here's the deal. I fucked up. And I'm not one of those women people who won't ever admit when they're wrong. Because I'm wrong, like, kind of a lot. I do wrong things. I say words wrong. I don't know a lot of shit about a lot of shit. And I'm totally fine admitting to it, because one, I give literally no fucks, and B. I'm always wrong in an adorable way. It's just something that many different people have told me, many different times - throughout my whole life - so I will now consider that factual information about myself.  So yeah, I fucked up and that's my bad. I told you I was going to take your pictures
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Well hi there, thanks for stopping by.

You look lovely today.

My name's Stefanie, I'm from Dallas originally and have been hanging out in Houston for four years and love this giant, beautiful city and all it has to offer. 

I went to Texas State University and hung out for a while in Austin, so I guess you could say I get around.

I enjoy long walks on the beach and lying about things I enjoy.

Feel free to bring me presents, buy me beers, and tell me I'm pretty. 

Follow me on:

Instagram

Spotify


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Fuzzy's Taco Shop (Formerly Hefley's)
138 W Gray St
Houston, TX
77019
Thursday, Sep 08, 2016
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Truth Test
WillSalerno

Why you always lying?  We had some good team names last night, but I am not sure how honest they are. Let's review. Joyces: No one on this team is named Joyce. 100% Lies Auto Draft Kings: You had one babe on your team of six. ~16.7% Lies Joey Baggies: Yeah, I bet at least one of you was holding. 33% Lies Decepticons: Name says it all. 100% Lies Boner Jamz: Your picture of a boner jamming is more than sufficient evidence for this court.  <0.01% Lies Will Loves Nickleback: Jerks. 100000000%
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At age 5, Will decided he wanted to be a scientist.

At age 29, Will became a scientist.

At age 30, Will realized he never wanted to be a scientist, he wanted to be in Starfleet.

At age 31, Will determined Starfleet was not an option.

Will is currently pursuing a career as a Time Lord.


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Fuzzy's Taco Shop (Formerly Hefley's)
138 W Gray St
Houston, TX
77019
Thursday, Sep 01, 2016
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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I Forgot To Remember
WillSalerno

Making it up to you, in blog form. If you look through the pictures to the left, you will happen upon one featuring what now appears to be two jackasses doing a really mediocre De Niro and Pesci impersonation. This is a step up for me, as most of my pictures look like someone just told a fifth grader that the short bus is taking him to a pizza party. (For the record, the pizza is a lie. The bus in fact goes to a "Health Camp.") For my friend, well, let's just say that drugs are a hell of a drug. Eye keeed! Quiz was a blast last night, with many adult beverages consumed by a room full of people I seem to like after many adult beverages. So when it was
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At age 5, Will decided he wanted to be a scientist.

At age 29, Will became a scientist.

At age 30, Will realized he never wanted to be a scientist, he wanted to be in Starfleet.

At age 31, Will determined Starfleet was not an option.

Will is currently pursuing a career as a Time Lord.


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Fuzzy's Taco Shop (Formerly Hefley's)
138 W Gray St
Houston, TX
77019
Thursday, Aug 25, 2016
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Hard and Long
WillSalerno

Quiz was difficult and not short on Thursday. Granted, quiz started a bit late because I showed up late. Usually I get home from work, crash for 20 minutes, throw on my quiz uniform (hilarious t-shirt, jeans and closed-toed shoes cause y'all are gross hicks), and Uber on up to Fuzzy's. This week started no differently, and I was on my way out the door when I realized, fuck, I couldn't find my fucks. Now, usually I keep my fucks by the door so I don't forget them, but my fuck rack was barren of fucks. Did I leave them in my car? Nope, the fuckholder was empty, as was the fuckbox. "Shit," I thought, "where the fuck are my fucks? I know I didn't
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At age 5, Will decided he wanted to be a scientist.

At age 29, Will became a scientist.

At age 30, Will realized he never wanted to be a scientist, he wanted to be in Starfleet.

At age 31, Will determined Starfleet was not an option.

Will is currently pursuing a career as a Time Lord.


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Fuzzy's Taco Shop (Formerly Hefley's)
138 W Gray St
Houston, TX
77019
Thursday, Aug 18, 2016
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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I Was Right!
WillSalerno

Unpossibility! Fuzzy's Fixed the AC! We had 16 teams, a Fuzzy's Record! Johnny Bags knows about math and pizza, and won the tie! Everyone loved the Tinder Round, including me. Is funny. The whole bar was singing along to a George Strait song I had never heard. Luckily, several teams complained about it. Perhaps I was wrong about catching shit about this blog though ... Next week is fuzzy; we must be at a critical point in the space-time phase time-space.  However, I will go out on a limb and predict that we will F'up some tacos, yo.
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At age 5, Will decided he wanted to be a scientist.

At age 29, Will became a scientist.

At age 30, Will realized he never wanted to be a scientist, he wanted to be in Starfleet.

At age 31, Will determined Starfleet was not an option.

Will is currently pursuing a career as a Time Lord.


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Fuzzy's Taco Shop (Formerly Hefley's)
138 W Gray St
Houston, TX
77019
Thursday, Aug 11, 2016
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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I Can See The Future
WillSalerno

This is what will occur at quiz on Thursday, Aug 18th. The AC will be fixed. We will have a record number of teams. Johnny Bags will win a tie for second place. There will be a very popular Fictional Tinder round. People will complain about me playing country music despite many people singing along. Someone will bitch to me about this fucking pointless blog. Next week, watch me be right as we F'up some tacos, yo. 
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At age 5, Will decided he wanted to be a scientist.

At age 29, Will became a scientist.

At age 30, Will realized he never wanted to be a scientist, he wanted to be in Starfleet.

At age 31, Will determined Starfleet was not an option.

Will is currently pursuing a career as a Time Lord.


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Fuzzy's Taco Shop (Formerly Hefley's)
138 W Gray St
Houston, TX
77019
Thursday, Aug 04, 2016
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Safety First
WillSalerno

Apropos nothing, click this and this and this. Shit that happened last night: Jamey came back. Washington D.C. might not be a city anymore. We quietly had a record number of teams. Some dork took pictures. Audio of people playing games is creepy. My Dixie Normus threatened the balance of power. I ate a cupcake. Shots
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At age 5, Will decided he wanted to be a scientist.

At age 29, Will became a scientist.

At age 30, Will realized he never wanted to be a scientist, he wanted to be in Starfleet.

At age 31, Will determined Starfleet was not an option.

Will is currently pursuing a career as a Time Lord.


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Fuzzy's Taco Shop (Formerly Hefley's)
138 W Gray St
Houston, TX
77019
Thursday, Jul 28, 2016
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Uh
WillSalerno

Hi. Quiz happened last night. We were all there. It was fun. People had some drinks. And there were tacos. I asked questions. Someone won. That was nice. Today is Friday the 29th. This is a blog. Next week, August. Let's F'up some tacos, yo.
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At age 5, Will decided he wanted to be a scientist.

At age 29, Will became a scientist.

At age 30, Will realized he never wanted to be a scientist, he wanted to be in Starfleet.

At age 31, Will determined Starfleet was not an option.

Will is currently pursuing a career as a Time Lord.


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Fuzzy's Taco Shop (Formerly Hefley's)
138 W Gray St
Houston, TX
77019
Thursday, Jul 21, 2016
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Strictly Less Than One
WillSalerno

Quiz runs on fucks, but how many? The best thing about Fuzzy’s quiz is that everyone involved gives the exact right number of fucks. Quizzers will argue a wrong answer or correct my pronunciation, but not ruin anyone’s good time over it. Fuzzy’s staff will get you your drinks, but you get your own damn food. And your quizmaster will get you through a fair and equitable quiz in under 2 hours without any nonsense like dance-offs or rules lawyering. So what is that number of fucks? Do we give a fuck? Is that the opposite of giving no fucks? When we hear
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At age 5, Will decided he wanted to be a scientist.

At age 29, Will became a scientist.

At age 30, Will realized he never wanted to be a scientist, he wanted to be in Starfleet.

At age 31, Will determined Starfleet was not an option.

Will is currently pursuing a career as a Time Lord.


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Fuzzy's Taco Shop (Formerly Hefley's)
138 W Gray St
Houston, TX
77019
Thursday, Jul 14, 2016
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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OCTOTHORPE GO!
WillSalerno

It ain’t punctuation, yo.   There were between four and six “Pokemon Go” inspired team names last night, depending on whether Mike Tyson and Kevin Durant are considered Pokemon. I have nothing to contribute to that conversation, so let us move on to semiotics and orthography.   Which is the best team name spelling?   Hashtag Poundsign #Poundsign Hashtag# ##  
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At age 5, Will decided he wanted to be a scientist.

At age 29, Will became a scientist.

At age 30, Will realized he never wanted to be a scientist, he wanted to be in Starfleet.

At age 31, Will determined Starfleet was not an option.

Will is currently pursuing a career as a Time Lord.


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Fuzzy's Taco Shop (Formerly Hefley's)
138 W Gray St
Houston, TX
77019
Thursday, Jul 07, 2016
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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South Bend
WillSalerno

Actually sort of fun. Blog is late because I had to come to South Bend, Indiana for a thing. Turns out this place is small, but has Geeks Who Drink at South Bend Brew Works! Good for them. I am certainly not a GWD cheerleader, but on Thursday I witnessed the return of former Hefley's regulars who recently invited me to their wedding, almost surely because I am directly responsible for all romance in Midtown. At the same time, longtime regulars The Decepticons are now decimated because their lovely ringer is moving on to GrownUp Kindergarten or something. But she did swing by after quiz with some random guy hours before her
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At age 5, Will decided he wanted to be a scientist.

At age 29, Will became a scientist.

At age 30, Will realized he never wanted to be a scientist, he wanted to be in Starfleet.

At age 31, Will determined Starfleet was not an option.

Will is currently pursuing a career as a Time Lord.


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Fuzzy's Taco Shop (Formerly Hefley's)
138 W Gray St
Houston, TX
77019
Thursday, Jun 30, 2016
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About Last Night
WillSalerno

Suck it, 30 Rock. First, thanks to Katherine for taking pictures last night out of pity. Welcome to Houston, where our stadiums drop the top, home of the candy paint, and chock full of pitiable quiz masters. Second, We Thought This Was Speed Dating brings up an interesting question. Is there a difference between quiz and speed dating? Probably won’t get you any action, but there is a chance, I guess. Has
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At age 5, Will decided he wanted to be a scientist.

At age 29, Will became a scientist.

At age 30, Will realized he never wanted to be a scientist, he wanted to be in Starfleet.

At age 31, Will determined Starfleet was not an option.

Will is currently pursuing a career as a Time Lord.


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Fuzzy's Taco Shop (Formerly Hefley's)
138 W Gray St
Houston, TX
77019
Thursday, Jun 23, 2016
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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About “Last Night”
WillSalerno

Morgan wasn’t at quiz. Morgan is the only possible way that Fuzzy’s Quiz could go on once LE left. But Morgan had a thing. So Ben was there. Ben is fine, I guess. Completely unrelated, here is the Google Voice transcript of a voicemail I had on my phone in the morning: This is 1 800 Daddy Tech hotline and I'm here to give you that data to call back and any time goodbye.
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At age 5, Will decided he wanted to be a scientist.

At age 29, Will became a scientist.

At age 30, Will realized he never wanted to be a scientist, he wanted to be in Starfleet.

At age 31, Will determined Starfleet was not an option.

Will is currently pursuing a career as a Time Lord.


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Fuzzy's Taco Shop (Formerly Hefley's)
138 W Gray St
Houston, TX
77019
Thursday, Jun 16, 2016
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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This guy owes me pictures
WillSalerno

Hunt him down. To fill everyone in, I don’t like taking pictures and I am awful at it, so I outsource it to a quizzer in exchange for a drink that I pay for out of my own pocket, in case any acronyms are worried. Last night the GENTLEMAN to the left took pictures and consumed his drink, but I do not have said pictures. I am sure it is a simple misunderstanding, free of malice and subterfuge, that can be easily remedied. Too bad. That is no fun. QUIZZERS, BRING ME THE
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At age 5, Will decided he wanted to be a scientist.

At age 29, Will became a scientist.

At age 30, Will realized he never wanted to be a scientist, he wanted to be in Starfleet.

At age 31, Will determined Starfleet was not an option.

Will is currently pursuing a career as a Time Lord.


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Fuzzy's Taco Shop (Formerly Hefley's)
138 W Gray St
Houston, TX
77019
Thursday, Jun 09, 2016
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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I Write Words and You Read Them Now, Good Job
Stefanie

Thoughts on a pub quiz in a taco shop: Your nachos looked delicious. And yes, I'm talking about your actual nachos. Get your mind out of the gutter. Shout out to the girl who offered me some delicious nachos. I declined, bc STRANGER NACHOS, but that was a super sweet offer. Anyone who offers me their delicious food can totes be my bff. Your margs looked delicious. Big ass giant margaritas. Frozen. Rocks. Swirl. The menu even said CHAMPAGNE MARGARITA WHAT EVEN IS THAT, GIMMEE.  Ben is the best bartender, give him all your money. Don't argue with me about the legibility of your handwriting, motherfuckers. I decide what I can and cannot read. Decepticons,
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Well hi there, thanks for stopping by.

You look lovely today.

My name's Stefanie, I'm from Dallas originally and have been hanging out in Houston for four years and love this giant, beautiful city and all it has to offer. 

I went to Texas State University and hung out for a while in Austin, so I guess you could say I get around.

I enjoy long walks on the beach and lying about things I enjoy.

Feel free to bring me presents, buy me beers, and tell me I'm pretty. 

Follow me on:

Instagram

Spotify