• Quiz Image
Fuzzy's Taco Shop (Formerly Hefley's)
138 W Gray St
Houston, TX
77019
Thursday, Nov 17, 2016
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
Quiz Venue Logo

Big Cog Flunk
WillSalerno

Am ran against. Quiz was so great this week I decided to take pictures myself. Then I bought myself a shot. If I had the ability to talk over myself, I wouldn't need you guys for anything. Speaking of not needing you guys, there is no quiz next week because of T-Day.  So, let's review what we are thankful for: 1. Queso 2. The fact that Fuzzy's does not put a spoon in the queso 3. Shame-free quiz environments Next week, F'up tacos on your own time, yo.
[ ...more... ]

At age 5, Will decided he wanted to be a scientist.

At age 29, Will became a scientist.

At age 30, Will realized he never wanted to be a scientist, he wanted to be in Starfleet.

At age 31, Will determined Starfleet was not an option.

Will is currently pursuing a career as a Time Lord.


  • Quiz Image
Fuzzy's Taco Shop (Formerly Hefley's)
138 W Gray St
Houston, TX
77019
Thursday, Nov 10, 2016
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
Quiz Venue Logo

Bought Flicks
WillSalerno

It's an anagram. A Tony Luke's just opened in Houston. I haven't been there yet, but if you go, don't get a cheesesteak. Get the Italian Pork with the sharp provolone and garlic broccoli rabe. Then come tell me what you think. As far as quiz goes, Boner Rapz won both quiz and third in the "Best Condom Name" competition. First place in "Best Condom Name" was Make It Drain. In the #2 slot was Butt Burning Hot Sauce.  Special award for "Most Honest Condom Name" goes to I Have No Idea. "Most Bro-Tastic Condom Name" was of course Who's Packing. Next
[ ...more... ]

At age 5, Will decided he wanted to be a scientist.

At age 29, Will became a scientist.

At age 30, Will realized he never wanted to be a scientist, he wanted to be in Starfleet.

At age 31, Will determined Starfleet was not an option.

Will is currently pursuing a career as a Time Lord.


  • Quiz Image
Fuzzy's Taco Shop (Formerly Hefley's)
138 W Gray St
Houston, TX
77019
Thursday, Nov 03, 2016
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
Quiz Venue Logo

Guess Who's Back?
Stefanie

It's me!  You're welcome. Had fun with you nerds last night. You are a lively bunch, arentcha. And, like, wicked smart. I enjoy hosting at Fuzzy's. The food is fine. The draaaaanks are great. Morgan is a fantastic bartender. And you quizzers are definitely in my like, top 3 sets of quizzers. I only really ever host at three places. I'll let you figure out which spot you're in. Sorry about the audio shit. We will try to get that shit working correctly soon. Also, Will I broke your microphone. Sorry. To be fair, it was legit already broken. I just broke
[ ...more... ]

Well hi there, thanks for stopping by.

You look lovely today.

My name's Stefanie, I'm from Dallas originally and have been hanging out in Houston for four years and love this giant, beautiful city and all it has to offer. 

I went to Texas State University and hung out for a while in Austin, so I guess you could say I get around.

I enjoy long walks on the beach and lying about things I enjoy.

Feel free to bring me presents, buy me beers, and tell me I'm pretty. 

Follow me on:

Instagram

Spotify


  • Quiz Image
Fuzzy's Taco Shop (Formerly Hefley's)
138 W Gray St
Houston, TX
77019
Thursday, Oct 20, 2016
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
Quiz Venue Logo

Bad Hombres & Nasty Women
Daniel

Man oh man, I did not realize how many bad hombre and nasty women there are in the U.S. until last night's quiz. Thank you Mr. Trump for inspiring three team names in one night, and thank you Bad Hombres, Nasty Women, and Bad Hombres & Nasty Woman for making scoring that much more difficult.  Fuzzy's Tacos was a cool venue with a very fun crowd of quizzers. I even made some old businessmen friends at the bar! Were they playing? No. Did they ask me a whole bunch of questions? Absolutely. It was all good fun!  After a long and hard-fought night, twas the Decepticons who
[ ...more... ]


  • Quiz Image
Fuzzy's Taco Shop (Formerly Hefley's)
138 W Gray St
Houston, TX
77019
Thursday, Oct 13, 2016
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
Quiz Venue Logo

Picture Matching II: MatchingJay
WillSalerno

Hmm. I want to try that again. Picture Matching II: The Matchening Picture Matching II: The Empire Strikes Match Picture Matching II: Match Harder Picture Matching II: Matchsurgent Picture Matching II: The Matcher Soldier Picture Matching II: Matchy II Picture Matching II: Picture Matching Too Picture Matching II: First Picture Match II Picture Matching II: Match in the Habit Picture Matching II: The New Match Picture Matching II: Match Territory Picture Matching II: 2 Pictures 2 Match Picture Matching II: The Match is In Hogwarts Basement with a Ghost Snake or Some Shit WTF Knows And
[ ...more... ]

At age 5, Will decided he wanted to be a scientist.

At age 29, Will became a scientist.

At age 30, Will realized he never wanted to be a scientist, he wanted to be in Starfleet.

At age 31, Will determined Starfleet was not an option.

Will is currently pursuing a career as a Time Lord.


  • Quiz Image
Fuzzy's Taco Shop (Formerly Hefley's)
138 W Gray St
Houston, TX
77019
Thursday, Oct 06, 2016
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
Quiz Venue Logo

Picture Matching
WillSalerno

Captions for you! "Swarthy Leaner Hoards Beer" "#33 Takes Painful Crap On Poorly Lit Table" "Obscure T-Shirt Confuses Quiz Host" "Left Side of Table Smiles, Right Side Outraged" "Area Woman Trapped" "Margarita Gets in Way" "Gender Biased Leaning" Next week, probably the same. F'up tacos yo.   
[ ...more... ]

At age 5, Will decided he wanted to be a scientist.

At age 29, Will became a scientist.

At age 30, Will realized he never wanted to be a scientist, he wanted to be in Starfleet.

At age 31, Will determined Starfleet was not an option.

Will is currently pursuing a career as a Time Lord.


  • Quiz Image
Fuzzy's Taco Shop (Formerly Hefley's)
138 W Gray St
Houston, TX
77019
Thursday, Sep 22, 2016
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
Quiz Venue Logo

You Missed Nothing
WillSalerno

NOTHING! Don't ask whether Johnny Spot won.  Don't ask whether the sound worked. Don't ask what the questions were about. Don't ask whether people "had fun" whatever that means. Don't ask what music I played. Don't ask which old friend abused the camera policy. Don't ask which new friends abandoned me for sand volleyball. Don't ask when Stef is returning. Don't ask whether Ben looked good in his tank top. Don't ask how many shots I did. I don't remember. Next week, SteF'up some tacos, yo.
[ ...more... ]

At age 5, Will decided he wanted to be a scientist.

At age 29, Will became a scientist.

At age 30, Will realized he never wanted to be a scientist, he wanted to be in Starfleet.

At age 31, Will determined Starfleet was not an option.

Will is currently pursuing a career as a Time Lord.


  • Quiz Image
Fuzzy's Taco Shop (Formerly Hefley's)
138 W Gray St
Houston, TX
77019
Thursday, Sep 15, 2016
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
Quiz Venue Logo

See What Had Happened Was
Stefanie

Ok, so here's the deal. I fucked up. And I'm not one of those women people who won't ever admit when they're wrong. Because I'm wrong, like, kind of a lot. I do wrong things. I say words wrong. I don't know a lot of shit about a lot of shit. And I'm totally fine admitting to it, because one, I give literally no fucks, and B. I'm always wrong in an adorable way. It's just something that many different people have told me, many different times - throughout my whole life - so I will now consider that factual information about myself.  So yeah, I fucked up and that's my bad. I told you I was going to take your pictures
[ ...more... ]

Well hi there, thanks for stopping by.

You look lovely today.

My name's Stefanie, I'm from Dallas originally and have been hanging out in Houston for four years and love this giant, beautiful city and all it has to offer. 

I went to Texas State University and hung out for a while in Austin, so I guess you could say I get around.

I enjoy long walks on the beach and lying about things I enjoy.

Feel free to bring me presents, buy me beers, and tell me I'm pretty. 

Follow me on:

Instagram

Spotify


  • Quiz Image
Fuzzy's Taco Shop (Formerly Hefley's)
138 W Gray St
Houston, TX
77019
Thursday, Sep 08, 2016
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
Quiz Venue Logo

Truth Test
WillSalerno

Why you always lying?  We had some good team names last night, but I am not sure how honest they are. Let's review. Joyces: No one on this team is named Joyce. 100% Lies Auto Draft Kings: You had one babe on your team of six. ~16.7% Lies Joey Baggies: Yeah, I bet at least one of you was holding. 33% Lies Decepticons: Name says it all. 100% Lies Boner Jamz: Your picture of a boner jamming is more than sufficient evidence for this court.  <0.01% Lies Will Loves Nickleback: Jerks. 100000000%
[ ...more... ]

At age 5, Will decided he wanted to be a scientist.

At age 29, Will became a scientist.

At age 30, Will realized he never wanted to be a scientist, he wanted to be in Starfleet.

At age 31, Will determined Starfleet was not an option.

Will is currently pursuing a career as a Time Lord.


  • Quiz Image
Fuzzy's Taco Shop (Formerly Hefley's)
138 W Gray St
Houston, TX
77019
Thursday, Sep 01, 2016
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
Quiz Venue Logo

I Forgot To Remember
WillSalerno

Making it up to you, in blog form. If you look through the pictures to the left, you will happen upon one featuring what now appears to be two jackasses doing a really mediocre De Niro and Pesci impersonation. This is a step up for me, as most of my pictures look like someone just told a fifth grader that the short bus is taking him to a pizza party. (For the record, the pizza is a lie. The bus in fact goes to a "Health Camp.") For my friend, well, let's just say that drugs are a hell of a drug. Eye keeed! Quiz was a blast last night, with many adult beverages consumed by a room full of people I seem to like after many adult beverages. So when it was
[ ...more... ]

At age 5, Will decided he wanted to be a scientist.

At age 29, Will became a scientist.

At age 30, Will realized he never wanted to be a scientist, he wanted to be in Starfleet.

At age 31, Will determined Starfleet was not an option.

Will is currently pursuing a career as a Time Lord.


  • Quiz Image
Fuzzy's Taco Shop (Formerly Hefley's)
138 W Gray St
Houston, TX
77019
Thursday, Aug 25, 2016
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
Quiz Venue Logo

Hard and Long
WillSalerno

Quiz was difficult and not short on Thursday. Granted, quiz started a bit late because I showed up late. Usually I get home from work, crash for 20 minutes, throw on my quiz uniform (hilarious t-shirt, jeans and closed-toed shoes cause y'all are gross hicks), and Uber on up to Fuzzy's. This week started no differently, and I was on my way out the door when I realized, fuck, I couldn't find my fucks. Now, usually I keep my fucks by the door so I don't forget them, but my fuck rack was barren of fucks. Did I leave them in my car? Nope, the fuckholder was empty, as was the fuckbox. "Shit," I thought, "where the fuck are my fucks? I know I didn't
[ ...more... ]

At age 5, Will decided he wanted to be a scientist.

At age 29, Will became a scientist.

At age 30, Will realized he never wanted to be a scientist, he wanted to be in Starfleet.

At age 31, Will determined Starfleet was not an option.

Will is currently pursuing a career as a Time Lord.


  • Quiz Image
Fuzzy's Taco Shop (Formerly Hefley's)
138 W Gray St
Houston, TX
77019
Thursday, Aug 18, 2016
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
Quiz Venue Logo

I Was Right!
WillSalerno

Unpossibility! Fuzzy's Fixed the AC! We had 16 teams, a Fuzzy's Record! Johnny Bags knows about math and pizza, and won the tie! Everyone loved the Tinder Round, including me. Is funny. The whole bar was singing along to a George Strait song I had never heard. Luckily, several teams complained about it. Perhaps I was wrong about catching shit about this blog though ... Next week is fuzzy; we must be at a critical point in the space-time phase time-space.  However, I will go out on a limb and predict that we will F'up some tacos, yo.
[ ...more... ]

At age 5, Will decided he wanted to be a scientist.

At age 29, Will became a scientist.

At age 30, Will realized he never wanted to be a scientist, he wanted to be in Starfleet.

At age 31, Will determined Starfleet was not an option.

Will is currently pursuing a career as a Time Lord.


  • Quiz Image
Fuzzy's Taco Shop (Formerly Hefley's)
138 W Gray St
Houston, TX
77019
Thursday, Aug 11, 2016
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
Quiz Venue Logo

I Can See The Future
WillSalerno

This is what will occur at quiz on Thursday, Aug 18th. The AC will be fixed. We will have a record number of teams. Johnny Bags will win a tie for second place. There will be a very popular Fictional Tinder round. People will complain about me playing country music despite many people singing along. Someone will bitch to me about this fucking pointless blog. Next week, watch me be right as we F'up some tacos, yo. 
[ ...more... ]

At age 5, Will decided he wanted to be a scientist.

At age 29, Will became a scientist.

At age 30, Will realized he never wanted to be a scientist, he wanted to be in Starfleet.

At age 31, Will determined Starfleet was not an option.

Will is currently pursuing a career as a Time Lord.


  • Quiz Image
Fuzzy's Taco Shop (Formerly Hefley's)
138 W Gray St
Houston, TX
77019
Thursday, Aug 04, 2016
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
Quiz Venue Logo

Safety First
WillSalerno

Apropos nothing, click this and this and this. Shit that happened last night: Jamey came back. Washington D.C. might not be a city anymore. We quietly had a record number of teams. Some dork took pictures. Audio of people playing games is creepy. My Dixie Normus threatened the balance of power. I ate a cupcake. Shots
[ ...more... ]

At age 5, Will decided he wanted to be a scientist.

At age 29, Will became a scientist.

At age 30, Will realized he never wanted to be a scientist, he wanted to be in Starfleet.

At age 31, Will determined Starfleet was not an option.

Will is currently pursuing a career as a Time Lord.


  • Quiz Image
Fuzzy's Taco Shop (Formerly Hefley's)
138 W Gray St
Houston, TX
77019
Thursday, Jul 28, 2016
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
Quiz Venue Logo

Uh
WillSalerno

Hi. Quiz happened last night. We were all there. It was fun. People had some drinks. And there were tacos. I asked questions. Someone won. That was nice. Today is Friday the 29th. This is a blog. Next week, August. Let's F'up some tacos, yo.
[ ...more... ]

At age 5, Will decided he wanted to be a scientist.

At age 29, Will became a scientist.

At age 30, Will realized he never wanted to be a scientist, he wanted to be in Starfleet.

At age 31, Will determined Starfleet was not an option.

Will is currently pursuing a career as a Time Lord.


  • Quiz Image
Fuzzy's Taco Shop (Formerly Hefley's)
138 W Gray St
Houston, TX
77019
Thursday, Jul 21, 2016
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
Quiz Venue Logo

Strictly Less Than One
WillSalerno

Quiz runs on fucks, but how many? The best thing about Fuzzy’s quiz is that everyone involved gives the exact right number of fucks. Quizzers will argue a wrong answer or correct my pronunciation, but not ruin anyone’s good time over it. Fuzzy’s staff will get you your drinks, but you get your own damn food. And your quizmaster will get you through a fair and equitable quiz in under 2 hours without any nonsense like dance-offs or rules lawyering. So what is that number of fucks? Do we give a fuck? Is that the opposite of giving no fucks? When we hear
[ ...more... ]

At age 5, Will decided he wanted to be a scientist.

At age 29, Will became a scientist.

At age 30, Will realized he never wanted to be a scientist, he wanted to be in Starfleet.

At age 31, Will determined Starfleet was not an option.

Will is currently pursuing a career as a Time Lord.