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Fuzzy's Taco Shop (Formerly Hefley's)
138 W Gray St
Houston, TX
77019
Thursday, May 19, 2016
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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YOU THERE. GO TO THE NEXT QUIZ.
WillSalerno

Shots won’t occur again, fyi. No jokes in this blog, shit is too real, and I need everyone to focus. First, if you have ever quizzed at Fuzzy’s, you need to show up this week and pay your respects to our nearly departed. Second, if you have never quizzed at Fuzzy’s, you need to shut up this week and play. Third, we only had 5 teams last week, and it was so bad I had to supplement everyone. I blame Stef completely. Fourth,
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At age 5, Will decided he wanted to be a scientist.

At age 29, Will became a scientist.

At age 30, Will realized he never wanted to be a scientist, he wanted to be in Starfleet.

At age 31, Will determined Starfleet was not an option.

Will is currently pursuing a career as a Time Lord.


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Fuzzy's Taco Shop (Formerly Hefley's)
138 W Gray St
Houston, TX
77019
Thursday, May 12, 2016
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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I Learned The Things
Stefanie

Thing's I learned at Fuzzy's: You were really scared that I was going to suck. (You were wrong.) Rockets in 13 gave me hope that the Mavs can do it, too. And I guess the Spurs. ALL TEXAS TEAMS IN 13! None of you know who A Tribe Called Quest is. That was your assigned homework. And NEVER confuse ATCQ with Vanilla Ice again, you fucking heathens.  You all knew LFO. Please get your musical knowledge in check. Will's microphone sucks. I can't speak German. Well, I already knew that. This is Texas. I speak Spanglish. I wish there was a German word for Fancy Pants Gangster, because
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Well hi there, thanks for stopping by.

You look lovely today.

My name's Stefanie, I'm from Dallas originally and have been hanging out in Houston for four years and love this giant, beautiful city and all it has to offer. 

I went to Texas State University and hung out for a while in Austin, so I guess you could say I get around.

I enjoy long walks on the beach and lying about things I enjoy.

Feel free to bring me presents, buy me beers, and tell me I'm pretty. 

Follow me on:

Instagram

Spotify


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Fuzzy's Taco Shop (Formerly Hefley's)
138 W Gray St
Houston, TX
77019
Thursday, May 05, 2016
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Official Geeks Who Drink Blog Of The Week!
WillSalerno

Yup, that’s a thing, and I just took it for my blog. Hosting Quiz on Cinco de Mayo at a Taco Shop modeled after a 6th Street shot bar? Please see pictures. You know why it sucked? Because it was uncomfortable. LE the Minx was uncomfortable behind the absurdly busy bar. I was uncomfortable surrounded by 5 dudes buying shots for one girl. Rockets in 9 were uncomfortable with skipping Round 7. Mc Tin Tin was uncomfortable outside listening to problematic
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At age 5, Will decided he wanted to be a scientist.

At age 29, Will became a scientist.

At age 30, Will realized he never wanted to be a scientist, he wanted to be in Starfleet.

At age 31, Will determined Starfleet was not an option.

Will is currently pursuing a career as a Time Lord.


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Fuzzy's Taco Shop (Formerly Hefley's)
138 W Gray St
Houston, TX
77019
Thursday, Apr 28, 2016
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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No One Cares About The Academy Awards
WillSalerno

Want proof? Liza Minnelli is the only Oscar winner whose parents both also won Oscars! Cate Blanchett was the first actress to win an Oscar for playing another Oscar winner! The Oscar Statuette is 34 centimeters tall! If you play the Oscars backwards, you can watch your favorite movie stars taking Oscars away from their peers! The official name for the “Oscar” is the Academy Award of Merit!
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At age 5, Will decided he wanted to be a scientist.

At age 29, Will became a scientist.

At age 30, Will realized he never wanted to be a scientist, he wanted to be in Starfleet.

At age 31, Will determined Starfleet was not an option.

Will is currently pursuing a career as a Time Lord.


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Fuzzy's Taco Shop (Formerly Hefley's)
138 W Gray St
Houston, TX
77019
Thursday, Apr 21, 2016
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Will’s Weekly Rush Hour Recap
WillSalerno

It was v. good, obvi. Now, quiz blog. Rockets in 6 won, but I didn’t let them change their name. THAT’S WHAT YOU GET. Decepticons second, and they won the audition pre-round, so we did shots of Unicorn Sweat. Thanks, LE. The Queen is 90, Prince is Dead took third and it too far too soon. Learned Handjob, shouldn’t you know how by now? Snitches get Stitches
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At age 5, Will decided he wanted to be a scientist.

At age 29, Will became a scientist.

At age 30, Will realized he never wanted to be a scientist, he wanted to be in Starfleet.

At age 31, Will determined Starfleet was not an option.

Will is currently pursuing a career as a Time Lord.


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Fuzzy's Taco Shop (Formerly Hefley's)
138 W Gray St
Houston, TX
77019
Thursday, Apr 14, 2016
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Hey, You're Not Our Real Quizmaster
Tygrr

Sorry to catch you guys off guard, but Will had something come up at the last minute that he had to take care of. Rumors range from him having to dig a well for a village in Africa, taking photos in Japan after the devastating earthquakes, delivering a twin calves all night long, and being a bouncer for the Democratic debate in Brooklyn last night. I suppose we'll just need to watch CNN to find out.  I hope y'all didn't mind me dropping in. I saw LOTS of familiar faces, so I felt like I was at home in a way. I'll happily host for y'all again. I mean there's cool food (I had the beef fajita nachos), cool drinks like hummingbird water in a ginormous chalice, and a big
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I wish I could say I had crazy hobbies like naked skydiving (does naked camping count?), underwater shark impersonator, or snake charmer (I did play with a grass snake for an hour once when I was 8), but I'm just not that interesting. Instead I'll settle with my actual lame hobbies like reading voraciously, taking tons on photos (including lots of "selfies", of course), and camping (I wasn't kidding about that). I love making thematic playlists and being a QM is a perfect outlet for that; I get to create new playlists every week. 

I'm sorta known for my nonsensical, made up words and random goofy sounds. I've been called weird more than once, I take it as a compliment. (But after attending two Geek Bowls, I'd say I'm on the low end of the GWD weirdness scale.)

I have a motorcycle (that I haven't ridden in a long time) and a cat named Zube (that I've never ridden) who likes to "assist" me when I'm preparing my quiz and creating my blog. There's also another cat named Snow who is more interested in looking out the window; I guess he's looking for white walkers. I'm a proud native Texan, but I don't often sound like one (until I've had a few drinks). And it appears I really like parenthesis.


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Fuzzy's Taco Shop (Formerly Hefley's)
138 W Gray St
Houston, TX
77019
Thursday, Apr 07, 2016
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Breakdance In Case of Emergency
WillSalerno

A handful of tips for Fuzzy’s Quiz sans Will. I can’t make quiz this week for reasons wholly unrelated to Rush Hour airing Thursdays 10/9c on CBS. Usually when I am not at quiz but also not watching a Silver Screen version of a 1998 Action/Comedy classic, I just let some other jackass host, and this week will likely be no different. However, when I return from my own business that has nothing to do with a film franchise that grossed almost $1 Billion worldwide, I would like Fuzzy’s Quiz to be exactly how I left it. So, here are the rules. 1. The Decepticons
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At age 5, Will decided he wanted to be a scientist.

At age 29, Will became a scientist.

At age 30, Will realized he never wanted to be a scientist, he wanted to be in Starfleet.

At age 31, Will determined Starfleet was not an option.

Will is currently pursuing a career as a Time Lord.


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Fuzzy's Taco Shop (Formerly Hefley's)
138 W Gray St
Houston, TX
77019
Thursday, Mar 31, 2016
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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WHY DID NO ONE SAY ANYTHING
WillSalerno

Rush Hour is on my TV now! Kung Fu and Buddy Cops on CBS! As usual, I was half-assing pub quiz at Fuzzy’s Tacos last night. Lots of teams, maybe 15, so I was focused on getting done quick. But in my periphery, on a corner TV, I notice something very odd. A show is on CBS. During primetime. Lots of the karate. No white peoples!
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At age 5, Will decided he wanted to be a scientist.

At age 29, Will became a scientist.

At age 30, Will realized he never wanted to be a scientist, he wanted to be in Starfleet.

At age 31, Will determined Starfleet was not an option.

Will is currently pursuing a career as a Time Lord.


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Fuzzy's Taco Shop (Formerly Hefley's)
138 W Gray St
Houston, TX
77019
Thursday, Mar 24, 2016
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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This Blog Is Not FOR YOU
WillSalerno

Initially, at Fuzzy’s: I was a little bit late. The bar was busy-ish. My beer was hidden :( But I’m a professional. Quiz didn’t seem hard. Except the Presidents. That was really tricky. Cause presidents man, You know they fuckin.
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At age 5, Will decided he wanted to be a scientist.

At age 29, Will became a scientist.

At age 30, Will realized he never wanted to be a scientist, he wanted to be in Starfleet.

At age 31, Will determined Starfleet was not an option.

Will is currently pursuing a career as a Time Lord.


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Fuzzy's Taco Shop (Formerly Hefley's)
138 W Gray St
Houston, TX
77019
Thursday, Mar 17, 2016
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Dappy Paint Hatrick’s Say
WillSalerno

A slow night took me back to quiz of old.   Back in the day, quiz was twenty plus teams a week.   The bars were making money hand over fist and booze flowed.   I was free to give out prizes as I saw fit for anything I deemed worthy:   Best Team Name, Worst Team Name, T-Ball Prize For Trying Hard, New Faces   Now times are tough, I’m not as funny, the bar is not
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At age 5, Will decided he wanted to be a scientist.

At age 29, Will became a scientist.

At age 30, Will realized he never wanted to be a scientist, he wanted to be in Starfleet.

At age 31, Will determined Starfleet was not an option.

Will is currently pursuing a career as a Time Lord.


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Fuzzy's Taco Shop (Formerly Hefley's)
138 W Gray St
Houston, TX
77019
Thursday, Mar 10, 2016
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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What the hell did I walk into last night?
WillSalerno

Chaos, that’s what.   Fuzzy’s was hot, the tables and patio were full, and LE was slammed.   Only 14 teams though.   Some of those teams were local drunks playing quiz for the first time.   Thanks for coming.   Others were drinking alcohol at a bar for the first time.   I mean, apparently.  
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At age 5, Will decided he wanted to be a scientist.

At age 29, Will became a scientist.

At age 30, Will realized he never wanted to be a scientist, he wanted to be in Starfleet.

At age 31, Will determined Starfleet was not an option.

Will is currently pursuing a career as a Time Lord.


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Fuzzy's Taco Shop (Formerly Hefley's)
138 W Gray St
Houston, TX
77019
Thursday, Mar 03, 2016
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Abnormal Distribution
WillSalerno

Math facts.   Words - fucks = blog   Tacos + fucks = Fuzzy's   Tacos + margaritas = fuzzy   Quiz - fucks = World / Fuzzy's   Quiz + fucks = We're Not Clever   Quiz + fucks + fuck. = Decepticons   Quiz + dance = Make
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At age 5, Will decided he wanted to be a scientist.

At age 29, Will became a scientist.

At age 30, Will realized he never wanted to be a scientist, he wanted to be in Starfleet.

At age 31, Will determined Starfleet was not an option.

Will is currently pursuing a career as a Time Lord.


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Fuzzy's Taco Shop (Formerly Hefley's)
138 W Gray St
Houston, TX
77019
Thursday, Feb 25, 2016
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Bridge of Lies
WillSalerno

Facts still suck. I missed quiz last week because I was at Geek Bowl and it was great. It is easy to distinguish the Temptations from the Four Tops. The Fuzzy's burrito is the perfect portion for a light snack. The Decepticons are the new permanent champions. You can only listen to so much TLC before it gets old. William Shatner Face isn't funny anymore. Paul Ryan came to my quiz last night. Shots occurred in moderation. We missed you, Jamey. Fucks were given. Next week, something new. Let's F up some
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At age 5, Will decided he wanted to be a scientist.

At age 29, Will became a scientist.

At age 30, Will realized he never wanted to be a scientist, he wanted to be in Starfleet.

At age 31, Will determined Starfleet was not an option.

Will is currently pursuing a career as a Time Lord.


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Fuzzy's Taco Shop (Formerly Hefley's)
138 W Gray St
Houston, TX
77019
Thursday, Feb 18, 2016
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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D-Town, Like Detroit
PeteGilmore

I experienced the Fuzzy Taco for the first time last week as a player, more like playa.  I rolled in with 5 hot ladies, check Owen's blog from last week.  Fuzzy's has everything a great venue needs; great beer, great food, a bartender whose beauty is only rivaled by her friendliness, great audio, and smart quizzers.  It was an honor to sit on Will's throne for a night.  I enjoyed the soft brisket taco, a Cold Snap, and a 420 IPA.  That brisket taco wins.  Speaking of winning, no one did more of it than Dick Town.  83 points, that is what we in the biz refer to as an assertion of dominance with no regard for the morale of the other quizzers.
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#1 rule - drive courteously to pub quiz, use your turn signals

#2 - have a topical and funny team name

#3 - really funny wrong answers can get you a beer and be tomorrow's blog title

#4 - tip well


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Fuzzy's Taco Shop (Formerly Hefley's)
138 W Gray St
Houston, TX
77019
Thursday, Feb 11, 2016
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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The Blue Screen Of Death
OwenBallard

Ladies and gentlemen of Fuzzy’s Tacos, I must say that it was an honor hosting trivia for you even though it was, by a wide margin, the worst experience in my long trivia hosting career dating all the way back to the summer of 2013.This experience might have been the wake-up call that I needed to finally migrate my 150 gigs of music to my new computer. The only thing that made the night slightly less agonizing was when I got to reminisce about living in Austin with the beautiful bartender. We had a total of 9 teams play the quiz tonight but 4 of the teams only played a few rounds. Our third place team was JOHN IS DEAD TO US who finished with a final score of 70 points. JOHN IS
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I was born in Clear Lake, and later graduated from Deer Park Schools. After high school, I graduated from the University Of Texas in Austin with a degree in Economics. After messing around in Austin till 2011, I decided to return to Houston where I continued to mess around till this day.

I like to consider myself a trivia enthusist/expert, especially with regards to music, Star Wars and the Simpsons (the latter two of the three I know more about than I do about anything). 

Come down to The Den Campus Pub on Wednesday at 7:30 for marvelous prizes, gift cards, and your chance to win some free drinks. 

If you are an idiot, then bring smart friends.


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Fuzzy's Taco Shop (Formerly Hefley's)
138 W Gray St
Houston, TX
77019
Thursday, Feb 04, 2016
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Fuzzy's Fan Fiction
WillSalerno

Facts suck. Here is a bunch of shit that absolutely didn't happen last night, in an order: Bonus Questions were answered with a minimum of dancing and invasion of my personal space. Turns out Third Eye Blind isn't as popular as I would have thought. Shots were consumed in a responsible, moderate manner. No one knew what "A.C." stood for in A.C. Slater. Please Clap were well-loved champions. No one took team pictures again. I remember other things. Fucks were given. Next week, wild card! Let's F up some tacos, yo.
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At age 5, Will decided he wanted to be a scientist.

At age 29, Will became a scientist.

At age 30, Will realized he never wanted to be a scientist, he wanted to be in Starfleet.

At age 31, Will determined Starfleet was not an option.

Will is currently pursuing a career as a Time Lord.