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Thursday, Aug 25, 2016
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Welcome to my nightmare
Major Tom

I don't know if I've ever mentioned this before, but I'm a pretty big karaoke fan. The problem is that I have a fairly low voice, and most of the rock singers in the karaoke books have very high voices. I don't listen to much music that isn't rock, and I skew toward hard rock, heavy metal, and punk. The karaoke guys usually don't have that much of that sort of thing. One artist I've had a lot of luck with is Alice Cooper. I've been a huge Alice Cooper fan since I was a kid. I remember seeing him host The Muppet Show. I always wanted to run into him around town, since I grew up in Phoenix, his home town. Just about everyone I went to high school with met him at random, but I still have not.
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My name is Tom.  I got into this gig by kicking everyone's ass at the Quiz at Club Congress on a weekly basis until they pretty much had to give me a job.  Now I do 2 clubs in Tucson, and you should be at both of them.  Besides doing this, I play in a ska-punk band called Troy's Bucket, and I have a job teaching 7th grade social studies.  I'm a huge metal and punk fan, but I also dig a lot of other stuff.  Halloween is my Christmas.  A lot of that has to do with my birthday, December 24th, being totally ignored thanks to Christmas.  I left the sinking ship that is Detroit, but I still love the Red Wings.  That's a hockey team.  Hockey is the greatest sport in the world.  I am single, so feel free to line up at the QM's table to meet me.  I drink Guinness, so feel free to send one my way.  I still won't give you any extra points. 


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The Canyon's Crown Restaurant & Pub
6958 East Tanque Verde Road
Tucson, AZ
85715
Thursday, Aug 18, 2016
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The best laid plans of mice and men...
Major Tom

Many of you have been asking me how I am enjoying my new job teaching high school. I am really enjoying the kids. They make me realize I should have stopped teaching middle school years ago. I like my coworkers a lot. I like the high school environment, with lots going on all over the place. However, I'm totally exhausted, as I have three courses I have to teach, and of course they are all new to me. I'm not getting as much sleep as I should, and I can't seem to get very far ahead in my plans. I wanted to get Quiz finished by 10 and get home at a decent hour so I could get some school work done and then get a good night's sleep. Of course, with that in mind, something went wrong with my mixing
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My name is Tom.  I got into this gig by kicking everyone's ass at the Quiz at Club Congress on a weekly basis until they pretty much had to give me a job.  Now I do 2 clubs in Tucson, and you should be at both of them.  Besides doing this, I play in a ska-punk band called Troy's Bucket, and I have a job teaching 7th grade social studies.  I'm a huge metal and punk fan, but I also dig a lot of other stuff.  Halloween is my Christmas.  A lot of that has to do with my birthday, December 24th, being totally ignored thanks to Christmas.  I left the sinking ship that is Detroit, but I still love the Red Wings.  That's a hockey team.  Hockey is the greatest sport in the world.  I am single, so feel free to line up at the QM's table to meet me.  I drink Guinness, so feel free to send one my way.  I still won't give you any extra points. 


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The Canyon's Crown Restaurant & Pub
6958 East Tanque Verde Road
Tucson, AZ
85715
Thursday, Aug 11, 2016
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Olympic Fever isn't just a waterborne illness in Rio.
Major Tom

I don't know about you, but I'm obsessed with the Olympics. I have been since I was a little kid. As I write this Blog, I'm watching the rugby coverage. I don't even understand half of what's happening, but it's fantastic. I just watched some beach volleyball where women in bikinis were hugging each other after each point, but not really touching each other when they hugged, most likely because they didn't want to get each others' sweat on them. I don't really get that either. They're in Rio. They're already covered in raw sewage and Zika. Their partner's sweat doesn't seem to me to be that big of a deal. Or, you, know, they could skip the hugs altogether and high five. In the 1980 Olympics
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My name is Tom.  I got into this gig by kicking everyone's ass at the Quiz at Club Congress on a weekly basis until they pretty much had to give me a job.  Now I do 2 clubs in Tucson, and you should be at both of them.  Besides doing this, I play in a ska-punk band called Troy's Bucket, and I have a job teaching 7th grade social studies.  I'm a huge metal and punk fan, but I also dig a lot of other stuff.  Halloween is my Christmas.  A lot of that has to do with my birthday, December 24th, being totally ignored thanks to Christmas.  I left the sinking ship that is Detroit, but I still love the Red Wings.  That's a hockey team.  Hockey is the greatest sport in the world.  I am single, so feel free to line up at the QM's table to meet me.  I drink Guinness, so feel free to send one my way.  I still won't give you any extra points. 


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6958 East Tanque Verde Road
Tucson, AZ
85715
Thursday, Aug 04, 2016
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Fear, Pantera, Deep Purple, and Van Halen!
Major Tom

This week was back to school for my district, and I have made the change to teaching high school after thirteen years of teaching middle school. I had some good times teaching middle school, and I made some good friends of other teachers, and I got to know some pretty cool kids. However, I pretty much had enough last year, and I decided I had to try to make a change. Now, it's only been two days teaching high school, and I'm not naive enough to think that it's going to be utopia, but so far I've had actual conversations about marching band, death metal, and yes, hockey(!), with some of my kids already! I'm pretty sure I made the right choice. I'm exhausted though. I got used to summer sleep
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My name is Tom.  I got into this gig by kicking everyone's ass at the Quiz at Club Congress on a weekly basis until they pretty much had to give me a job.  Now I do 2 clubs in Tucson, and you should be at both of them.  Besides doing this, I play in a ska-punk band called Troy's Bucket, and I have a job teaching 7th grade social studies.  I'm a huge metal and punk fan, but I also dig a lot of other stuff.  Halloween is my Christmas.  A lot of that has to do with my birthday, December 24th, being totally ignored thanks to Christmas.  I left the sinking ship that is Detroit, but I still love the Red Wings.  That's a hockey team.  Hockey is the greatest sport in the world.  I am single, so feel free to line up at the QM's table to meet me.  I drink Guinness, so feel free to send one my way.  I still won't give you any extra points. 


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The Canyon's Crown Restaurant & Pub
6958 East Tanque Verde Road
Tucson, AZ
85715
Thursday, Jul 28, 2016
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Back to school.
Major Tom

Well, that's it. My summer has come to an end, and last night's Quiz was pretty much the last hurrah before I go back to teaching. Way to go on making my last fun thing for the summer really awesome, everybody! We ended up with a huge crowd, and everyone was really into it. We gave you a pretty crazy Quiz to match, too. Four separate sixteen-point rounds?! That's out of control! Of course, the high score was still only 90, but we still love you guys. I do apologize for the Yosemite Sam round. I should have worked out a Yosemite Sam impression in advance. My feeble attempt wasn't good. I really need to be behind an impression 100% in order for me to pull it off. That's why my Sean Connery is
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My name is Tom.  I got into this gig by kicking everyone's ass at the Quiz at Club Congress on a weekly basis until they pretty much had to give me a job.  Now I do 2 clubs in Tucson, and you should be at both of them.  Besides doing this, I play in a ska-punk band called Troy's Bucket, and I have a job teaching 7th grade social studies.  I'm a huge metal and punk fan, but I also dig a lot of other stuff.  Halloween is my Christmas.  A lot of that has to do with my birthday, December 24th, being totally ignored thanks to Christmas.  I left the sinking ship that is Detroit, but I still love the Red Wings.  That's a hockey team.  Hockey is the greatest sport in the world.  I am single, so feel free to line up at the QM's table to meet me.  I drink Guinness, so feel free to send one my way.  I still won't give you any extra points. 


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6958 East Tanque Verde Road
Tucson, AZ
85715
Thursday, Jul 21, 2016
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Ask not what your country can do for you...
Major Tom

I find it interesting how things become super popular and then sort of fade away. Some things take a while, and some go fast. A lot of the time, these popular topics are reflected in the team names at Quiz. Last week, almost half of the team names at my other venue were about Pokemon Go, and quite a few at the Crown were as well. One week later, there are no Pokemon names, but a virtual avalanche of team names referencing Melania Trump and her plaigiarized convention speech. I'm assuming that trend will not outlast the week either. I had considered, as a joke, just copying a big chunk of a Michelle Obama speech for this Blog. I thought better of it, but to be honest, I have quite a bit in
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My name is Tom.  I got into this gig by kicking everyone's ass at the Quiz at Club Congress on a weekly basis until they pretty much had to give me a job.  Now I do 2 clubs in Tucson, and you should be at both of them.  Besides doing this, I play in a ska-punk band called Troy's Bucket, and I have a job teaching 7th grade social studies.  I'm a huge metal and punk fan, but I also dig a lot of other stuff.  Halloween is my Christmas.  A lot of that has to do with my birthday, December 24th, being totally ignored thanks to Christmas.  I left the sinking ship that is Detroit, but I still love the Red Wings.  That's a hockey team.  Hockey is the greatest sport in the world.  I am single, so feel free to line up at the QM's table to meet me.  I drink Guinness, so feel free to send one my way.  I still won't give you any extra points. 


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The Canyon's Crown Restaurant & Pub
6958 East Tanque Verde Road
Tucson, AZ
85715
Thursday, Jul 14, 2016
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Back, but not necessarily in Black.
Major Tom

It's been little while since we've shared a Quiz together. I was on vacation for a while, then the Crown hosted a themed Quiz that most of the Crown regulars didn't come to, then the Crown was closed for renovation. They were almost closed last night, but the work was finished just in time for Quiz. It was good to see you all. I missed you. I'm assuming you missed Dini and me as well, since you all showed up ready for some serious Quiz action last night. It's nice to be back. It was a little strange, though. A bit awkward, in fact. After four years of being in our Quizmaster nook, things have changed in a big way for us. Our nook has now turned into a server station. Where there used to be
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My name is Tom.  I got into this gig by kicking everyone's ass at the Quiz at Club Congress on a weekly basis until they pretty much had to give me a job.  Now I do 2 clubs in Tucson, and you should be at both of them.  Besides doing this, I play in a ska-punk band called Troy's Bucket, and I have a job teaching 7th grade social studies.  I'm a huge metal and punk fan, but I also dig a lot of other stuff.  Halloween is my Christmas.  A lot of that has to do with my birthday, December 24th, being totally ignored thanks to Christmas.  I left the sinking ship that is Detroit, but I still love the Red Wings.  That's a hockey team.  Hockey is the greatest sport in the world.  I am single, so feel free to line up at the QM's table to meet me.  I drink Guinness, so feel free to send one my way.  I still won't give you any extra points. 


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6958 East Tanque Verde Road
Tucson, AZ
85715
Thursday, Jun 30, 2016
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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That Quiz 30 Rocked! (Sorry. That was terrible.)
Major Tom

I've been the Quizmaster for quite a few themed Quizzes over the years. Most of them have been the really geeky stuff. Sci-fi, fantasy things like Star Wars, Star Trek, Doctor Who, Game of Thrones, things like that. They're pretty much guaranteed successes. I've also done a Disney Quiz. Also a guaranteed success. I've done a couple of sitcom Quizzes. I did Arrested Development once when th show was ending, and then again when it was being resurrected on Netflix. The show was current in the minds of people, so people came out in droves. I did Community too, when it was still a good show, and people came out for that one too. So this time I was assigned the 30 Rock Quiz. I thought, sure, that
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My name is Tom.  I got into this gig by kicking everyone's ass at the Quiz at Club Congress on a weekly basis until they pretty much had to give me a job.  Now I do 2 clubs in Tucson, and you should be at both of them.  Besides doing this, I play in a ska-punk band called Troy's Bucket, and I have a job teaching 7th grade social studies.  I'm a huge metal and punk fan, but I also dig a lot of other stuff.  Halloween is my Christmas.  A lot of that has to do with my birthday, December 24th, being totally ignored thanks to Christmas.  I left the sinking ship that is Detroit, but I still love the Red Wings.  That's a hockey team.  Hockey is the greatest sport in the world.  I am single, so feel free to line up at the QM's table to meet me.  I drink Guinness, so feel free to send one my way.  I still won't give you any extra points. 


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6958 East Tanque Verde Road
Tucson, AZ
85715
Thursday, Jun 23, 2016
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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How Did You Manage To Put On Pants?
Natasha Noir

That is my question to the "gentleman" who threw a fit over not having an electric pencil sharpener. The fact that you have to crank your hand manually is just too much for you? That is a form of laziness I have never encountered. But then to gripe about the bonus not being fair because you weren't the first one with your answer raised, I now see that you have an actual need to be an asshat. Meh, I'm not upset, but I do like to call out people who should really exercise better manners. Dini and I rocked it out last night with a super full house at Canyon's Crown and you're welcome. It was a seriously great group of geeks last night, funny team names and lots of laughter, I'll
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Hello from the dusty trails of the Sonoran Desert! I am Natasha Noir, a vintage culture loving, burlesque dancing, animal loving, horror fiend who happens to love geeking out! I love positions with authority so it seems that becoming a Quiz Master was a well heeled and logical step for me. From the bottom of my little black heart with love.


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6958 East Tanque Verde Road
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Thursday, Jun 16, 2016
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Adventure Time, with Finn and PedoBear
Mitchicus Mathematicus

It was great to see all of you at The Crown for another lovely night of quiz. Of course, a couple things seemed slightly askew. Awry, catawampus even. Firstly, I'm not Tom. I am Mitchicus Mathematicus, but some of you know me just as Mitch. I have been playing at The Crown for over three years, and while I have my own venue that I will not speak of here, The Crown will always have a place to call home. Secondly, today was Scorekeeper Dini's birthday! She turned the big [redacted] and was ready to celebrate. Of course, we had to get through a little thing called quiz. So where is Tom? His last known whereabouts
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Howdy, all. Mitch here. I'm an Arizona-grown U of A alum with a job teaching students that Math doesn't have to suck. I've been quizzing with friends for three years and have been loving it ever since. Now as a QM, I just need to work on the whole talking and blogging thing. 

I am a huge retro gamer. I should have won the Star Fox Weekend leather jacket as a kid, and I did win a Nintendo Wii playing Guitar Hero. I'm sadly lacking in knowledge of all the "cool" games kids play these days, but I'm still down with the classics. I'm also a fan of bad movies and mozzarella cheesesticks. 

Other life accomplishments include being published in "Highlights" magazine, going on Wheel of Fortune, meeting Walter Jones the power ranger, beating Super Metroid in 80 minutes with 100% completion, and never going to Senior Prom.


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Thursday, Jun 09, 2016
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Nobody cares about baseball!
Major Tom

As we all roast in our beloved home of Arizona, I'd just like to tell you all something. I'm going on vacation to the Canadian Rockies. Haha. Sorry I can't take you all with me. Well, actually I'm not really sorry I can't take all of you. Just that one really attractive girl. You know the one. I'm sorry I can't take her. The rest of you, well, enjoy your hotter than hell weather. I'll see you all soon. That being said, I have to pack and take care of a bunch of other stuff before I leave. Therefore, this is going to be an uncharacteristically short Blog. See, right there, that was a mistake. 'Uncharacteristically' is a really long word. I should have saved time and found a shorter word to
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My name is Tom.  I got into this gig by kicking everyone's ass at the Quiz at Club Congress on a weekly basis until they pretty much had to give me a job.  Now I do 2 clubs in Tucson, and you should be at both of them.  Besides doing this, I play in a ska-punk band called Troy's Bucket, and I have a job teaching 7th grade social studies.  I'm a huge metal and punk fan, but I also dig a lot of other stuff.  Halloween is my Christmas.  A lot of that has to do with my birthday, December 24th, being totally ignored thanks to Christmas.  I left the sinking ship that is Detroit, but I still love the Red Wings.  That's a hockey team.  Hockey is the greatest sport in the world.  I am single, so feel free to line up at the QM's table to meet me.  I drink Guinness, so feel free to send one my way.  I still won't give you any extra points. 


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6958 East Tanque Verde Road
Tucson, AZ
85715
Thursday, Jun 02, 2016
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We don't whistle while we Quiz.
Major Tom

The number of people who came to the Crown for Quiz last night was surprisingly large. Why surprisingly, you ask? Well, we were opposite the Disney themed Quiz. I have been announcing the Disney Quiz for quite a few weeks at both of my venues, and I didn't hear a lot of enthusiasm for it, so I thought it might turn out to be one of the lower-attended Quizzes. Boy, was I wrong! Venues all across the country were breaking attendance records. Here in Tucson, the venue was completely full and they had to turn away teams. I guess it was just an enormous Quiz with an extremely wide appeal. Well, Disney is a feel-good type of thing that inspires people to sing spontaneously and brings out people's
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My name is Tom.  I got into this gig by kicking everyone's ass at the Quiz at Club Congress on a weekly basis until they pretty much had to give me a job.  Now I do 2 clubs in Tucson, and you should be at both of them.  Besides doing this, I play in a ska-punk band called Troy's Bucket, and I have a job teaching 7th grade social studies.  I'm a huge metal and punk fan, but I also dig a lot of other stuff.  Halloween is my Christmas.  A lot of that has to do with my birthday, December 24th, being totally ignored thanks to Christmas.  I left the sinking ship that is Detroit, but I still love the Red Wings.  That's a hockey team.  Hockey is the greatest sport in the world.  I am single, so feel free to line up at the QM's table to meet me.  I drink Guinness, so feel free to send one my way.  I still won't give you any extra points. 


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6958 East Tanque Verde Road
Tucson, AZ
85715
Thursday, May 26, 2016
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The biggest mistake in Canyon's Crown quiztory!
Major Tom

If you read my Blog every week, you know that I always make fun of my Quizzers' mistakes. Most of the time, that means really bad answers. However, there are times when there are other mistakes I make fun of. For an example, on Wednesday, I had a team of regulars try to get away with having 7 team members. One tried to sneak off when I came to take team pictures. Busted! I think that the biggest mistake in recent memory though, was last night's second place team. As Dini and I were packing up waiting for the winning teams to come up and get their prizes and get the pictures taken, we realized that there was no one left in the building except the employees and us. The second place team had
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My name is Tom.  I got into this gig by kicking everyone's ass at the Quiz at Club Congress on a weekly basis until they pretty much had to give me a job.  Now I do 2 clubs in Tucson, and you should be at both of them.  Besides doing this, I play in a ska-punk band called Troy's Bucket, and I have a job teaching 7th grade social studies.  I'm a huge metal and punk fan, but I also dig a lot of other stuff.  Halloween is my Christmas.  A lot of that has to do with my birthday, December 24th, being totally ignored thanks to Christmas.  I left the sinking ship that is Detroit, but I still love the Red Wings.  That's a hockey team.  Hockey is the greatest sport in the world.  I am single, so feel free to line up at the QM's table to meet me.  I drink Guinness, so feel free to send one my way.  I still won't give you any extra points. 


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The Canyon's Crown Restaurant & Pub
6958 East Tanque Verde Road
Tucson, AZ
85715
Thursday, May 19, 2016
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Welcome back! Here's a ridiculously huge job for you!
Major Tom

Scorekeeper Dini was back in the scorekeeper's chair last night. Her surgery went well and she's feeling much better. Thanks to Lindsey for subbing for her for the last two weeks. She did a great job, but it's really great to have Dini back. She does so much to make the Quiz run smoothly. She helps set up and tear down, she helps newbies figure out how the Quiz works, she runs the music, takes pictures of the winning teams, and does so many other little things that make my job easier and makes the whole thing work. She's also the best scorekeeper in the business and she's just fun to work with. We're lucky to have her at the Crown. On her first night back after being sliced open and
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My name is Tom.  I got into this gig by kicking everyone's ass at the Quiz at Club Congress on a weekly basis until they pretty much had to give me a job.  Now I do 2 clubs in Tucson, and you should be at both of them.  Besides doing this, I play in a ska-punk band called Troy's Bucket, and I have a job teaching 7th grade social studies.  I'm a huge metal and punk fan, but I also dig a lot of other stuff.  Halloween is my Christmas.  A lot of that has to do with my birthday, December 24th, being totally ignored thanks to Christmas.  I left the sinking ship that is Detroit, but I still love the Red Wings.  That's a hockey team.  Hockey is the greatest sport in the world.  I am single, so feel free to line up at the QM's table to meet me.  I drink Guinness, so feel free to send one my way.  I still won't give you any extra points. 


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6958 East Tanque Verde Road
Tucson, AZ
85715
Thursday, May 12, 2016
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Thanks for coming, schweinhunden!
Major Tom

Be careful what you wish for. Last week, it was a strangely small crowd at the Crown. There was literally no one on one side of the center wall. No one in the back room, no one on the patio. It seemed as if we were the lonely survivors of the zombie apocalypse, entertaining ourselves with trivia as the dead roamed outside the pub, waiting for us to come out and be eaten. It was eerie. So, I said in last week's Blog that I wanted everyone to come back to Quiz the next week, and tell all their friends to come as well. That is exactly what happened. The Crown was completely out of control last night. Every seat was taken. The bar was full, the back room was full. They had to bring out folding
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My name is Tom.  I got into this gig by kicking everyone's ass at the Quiz at Club Congress on a weekly basis until they pretty much had to give me a job.  Now I do 2 clubs in Tucson, and you should be at both of them.  Besides doing this, I play in a ska-punk band called Troy's Bucket, and I have a job teaching 7th grade social studies.  I'm a huge metal and punk fan, but I also dig a lot of other stuff.  Halloween is my Christmas.  A lot of that has to do with my birthday, December 24th, being totally ignored thanks to Christmas.  I left the sinking ship that is Detroit, but I still love the Red Wings.  That's a hockey team.  Hockey is the greatest sport in the world.  I am single, so feel free to line up at the QM's table to meet me.  I drink Guinness, so feel free to send one my way.  I still won't give you any extra points. 


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6958 East Tanque Verde Road
Tucson, AZ
85715
Thursday, May 05, 2016
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Nothing like an English pub on Cinco de Mayo!
Major Tom

Last night was Cinco de Mayo. Ask anyone what Cinco de Mayo is all about, and 999 out of a thousand people will tell you either that it's Mexican Independence Day, or that they have no idea, but they like to go out and get drunk. It is not Mexican Independence Day. That is a completely different holiday. Cinco de Mayo actually commemorates a Mexican victory over invaders from France. As new Quizmaster Jeff the Chemist stated, "Historically speaking, defeating France isn't really that big of a deal." I replied that France was no creampuff. I said that Germany couldn't get anything done against France from 1914 through 1918. France opened up a can of whoop-ass on England in 1066. And I think
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My name is Tom.  I got into this gig by kicking everyone's ass at the Quiz at Club Congress on a weekly basis until they pretty much had to give me a job.  Now I do 2 clubs in Tucson, and you should be at both of them.  Besides doing this, I play in a ska-punk band called Troy's Bucket, and I have a job teaching 7th grade social studies.  I'm a huge metal and punk fan, but I also dig a lot of other stuff.  Halloween is my Christmas.  A lot of that has to do with my birthday, December 24th, being totally ignored thanks to Christmas.  I left the sinking ship that is Detroit, but I still love the Red Wings.  That's a hockey team.  Hockey is the greatest sport in the world.  I am single, so feel free to line up at the QM's table to meet me.  I drink Guinness, so feel free to send one my way.  I still won't give you any extra points.