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Tuesday, Dec 06, 2016
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Give Me Munchies or Give Me Death
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Ahoy, geeks! *extremely Oprah Winfrey voice* I. LOVE. MUNCHIES. Whomever came up with the idea to mix Cheetos, Nacho Cheese Doritos, Pretzels, and Sun Chips together, package it, and sell it to useless slobs like me should be rewarded handsomely. I'm talking Nobel Peace Prize, AT LEAST. My college years were spent playing Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, completing class work at the very last minute, and subsisting on a steady diet of Munchies and MTN DEW. I was such a goddamn cliché.  Thanks to everyone for making it out last night during the metro area's first snow storm of the season. You truly know that winter is here when you see all the transplants
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Tuesday, Nov 29, 2016
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My Name is Ozymandias, King of Kings...
JDB1138

...Look on my works, Ye Mighty, and despair!  *takes puff of inhaler* Ahoy, geeks! I hope you all had a wonderful Thanksgiving holiday with your loved ones. Also, hope you bought a lot of shit for cheap, you capitalistic bastards! Sorry, not sure where that came from. Heil Satan! Let's take a look at some of the things we learned last night: -"Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them" is the latest movie in the Potterverse, with Eddie Redmayne starring as Newt Scamander. Are there any wizards named Josh or Kevin? -Aw, Jimmy Fawwon played popuwar songs on kiddie instruments! Isn't that adowable?! Stop encouraging him. He is partly
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Tuesday, Nov 22, 2016
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Trolls-giving
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Ahoy, geeks!   Look around you! Go ahead. Look! There's lots to be thankful for. Friends, family, good health, HBO Go, Hulu, Netflix, Amazon Prime... ok, I just started thinking about content streaming services, where was I? Oh, right... lots to be thankful for!    Ah, who am I kidding! We're all gonna die. SOON! Our president-elect has narcissistic personality disorder, Mike Pence is a person in this world, and now Nazis, literal fucking Nazis. Goddamn it. Goddamn everything.    Let's take a look at what
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Tuesday, Nov 15, 2016
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Fump Truck
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Ahoy, geeks!  Does anyone else feel like they've had a week long hangover? Welp. Get used to that feeling. Let's enjoy ourselves while we still can, I guess.    Thanks to everyone for coming out last night and bringing it with the team names!    Stop! Or My Mom Will Shart!  We're Not Just Sure, We're HIV Positive Fump Truck   Fump Truck. FUMP TRUCK! Y'all are the best.   Let's take a look at some things we covered in the quiz:   -You
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Tuesday, Nov 08, 2016
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Welp.
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Ahoy, geeks! Oh, did I miss you all during our brief hiatus. Congratulations to the Chicago Cubs and their fans for finally murdering the cursed goat and winning the World Series for the first time since 1908. That’s a long-ass time! Baseball wasn’t even invented then! Personally, I was pulling for the Indians because I got kin in the Cleveland area, but I felt a little dirty every time the television broadcast cut to a shot of Joe Wahoo. Damn. Change that mascot, please. Also, the entire country is mad at you this morning, Ohio. What the fuck? Well, that was sure something, wasn't it? Well, no matter who you voted for, you have to show respect for the highest office
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Tuesday, Oct 18, 2016
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Sorry Cubs
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Ahoy, geeks! I would like to formally apologize for any Cubs fans who may have been in attendance during last night's quiz, specifically Round Two where we played popular Chicago artists with some goat sounds as background. That was totally not cool. I know you all can be a little touchy this time of year, but that's normally because you are not even participating in the playoffs. You're in the NLCS now! Ain't that something? And, you know, you're not as touchy as some other, more successful sports fanbases, like Golden State or anything having to do with Boston. Oh, gawd, if I have to hear another jilted Brady fan complain about some grand conspiracy to keep the Pats out of contention
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Tuesday, Oct 11, 2016
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Ken Bone Thugs-N-Harmony
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You're goddamn right! We had the best team name last night thanks to what are surely the waning minutes of Kenneth Bone's 15. That fucking guy. Ken Bone is yet another example of just how bonkers this election cycle has been. You know why we're even talking about Ken Bone? Because his name is KEN. BONE. Also, red sweater. That mustache, tho. Oh, Christ... I just realized that there are going to be so many Ken Bone Halloween costumes. UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHH. I cannot wait until November 8th (November
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Tuesday, Oct 04, 2016
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Take Me Out to the Quiz Something Rhymes with Game
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Ahoy, geeks! Boy howdy, we had ourselves a mishmash of quiz and sports last night! Truth be told, I completely forgot that the MLB playoffs were starting, so I did not expect the night to go like it did. Thanks to all the quizzers for being patient and letting the sportsball people watch and listen to their based-ball match while I performed quiz during breaks in action. Luckily, there are a lot of breaks in that game. Congratulations to the Blue Birdies of Toronto for defeating the Baltimore Other Kind of Birds and advancing to the Divisional Series where they will get to play another team with a mascot loosely named after the region in which
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Tuesday, Sep 27, 2016
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Wednesday Morning Quiz Grab Bag: Trainee Edition
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Ahoy, geeks! I hope this blog post finds you well as you avoid work, desperately searching the internet for something, ANYTHING that will make you feel alive. Sorry you decided to check here. Many thanks to Ken for hanging out with us, scoring, and reading some rounds. Since I’ve been a quizmaster for over 5 years, it’s always nice to get paid to do practically nothing. Being a QM isn’t even hard in the first place! Seriously, all I had to do was press Input a bunch of times so you could watch our video round. I would say that a monkey could do this job, but I’m afraid that’s an insult to monkeys! Anyway, best of luck to Ken! Here are some things
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Tuesday, Sep 20, 2016
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Don’t Feed the Trolls after Midnight
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As we move closer and closer to electing Donald Trump as the first ever Troll in Chief, I would like to point out that this is our fault. We did this. We are responsible for the rise of this sentient, orange anal polyp who may become President of the Goddamn United States (POTGDUS). I say we’re responsible because we never took him seriously. And why would or should we? He’s the human equivalent of a tipped over outhouse. He’s a busted pipe, spewing raw sewage and shit everywhere. He’s a melted Stretch Armstrong doll. He spawned this. How did he go from punchline to presidential candidate?
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Tuesday, Sep 13, 2016
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Dickens Weeps For Your Humbug Souls
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Greetings, CB&P geeks! I once again had the good fortune to sub for Justin tonight; aside from slight changes to the menu and a few new faces in the crowd, it was the same good ol' Potts where I first embarked on this Quizmaster adventure (aka last year). Tonight, we recapped some overplayed #1 hits of Septembers passed, lit a geographical "J" during a 2.5 minute speed round, and trotted out a sampling of the baddest babes of all time. She's so swishy in her satin and tat, indeed! The (purposefully?) ironically-named This Team Sucks was unstoppable after a perfect jokered Round 2, and carried their suck-y momentum all the way to first overall. Free
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Tonight: A Fabulous Reading from the Book of Xander
Matt

Hello and good evening, quizzers of C.B. & Potts! It was good to be back in the land of Big Red IPA and Big Buck Hunter yet again. Tonight, we recapped a handful of notable September events, picked out some things that didn’t belong (but were still beautiful in their own unique way), and managed to crawl our way through a round on the Clintons without mentioning Whitewater, Monica, Bosnian sniper fire, Benghazi, Goldman Sachs, or that lovely e-mail server. Little Rock Scandal Tour, indeed! Date Night put up a perfect joked audio round, and had a shot at the top spot before falling off in the last half of the quiz,
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Tuesday, Aug 30, 2016
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Wednesday Morning Quiz Grab Bag
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Ahoy, geeks! Make like Colin Kaepernick, sit back, relax, and ignore the unadulterated jingoism blaring over the loudspeakers. It's blog time! Oh, yeah, baby! YEAH! Blog time, baby! Get some! As always, thanks to all who came over last night and quizzed with us. Special thanks to the staff at C.B. & Potts for keeping our plates and mugs full! Let's take a look at all we learned: -Drake loving Rihanna is the worst kept secret in human history. He's basically been "Stanning" her since "Good Girl Gone Bad." -Fuck "Teenage Dream." I swear we will hear that song coming from the heavens when the Rapture happens. -Donnie Wahlberg is a piece of shit,
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Tuesday, Aug 23, 2016
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Jim subs "Justin" Time
Jim

Ok, so the header is a terrible play on words but whatever. I don't know y'all so judge me all you want. Anyway, Justin was sick last night so I covered CB & Potts. There were CBs and Potts. Aha! Congrats to I'm Luke and Thunder Gun Express on their respective first and second place wins. Here's what we learned: -Clint Eastwood used to be worthwhile. -Robert Downey Jr. has never been worthwhile. -Whoa, wait a second. What'd Jim just say?! Shots fired. -That's right, shots fired. Robert Downey Jr. is and always has been a trainwreck. Get over it. Ironman is terrible and y'all should
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Tuesday, Aug 16, 2016
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I Live My Life One Chicken Finger at a Time
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Is there a restaurant that only serves chicken fingers? I feel like there really should be. If not, then that's my idea. Mine! Get bent, hipsters! I just came to the realization that, food-wise, chicken fingers have been the only constant in my life. It's kinda sad, but it would be sadder if I didn't put the "food-wise" qualifier in there. Nothing says "arrested development" like a nearly 35-year-old who orders food like a middle-schooler. "Yes, the lady will have the Lobster Bisque and I'll have a plate of chicken tendies with an extra side of ranch. Do you have Mountain Dew here?"
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Tuesday, Aug 09, 2016
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Boba Fettish
JDB1138

Ahoy, geeks! We need to have a serious talk about Boba Fett. It’s time to cut the shit! Let’s just stop pretending that he’s the greatest thing in the galaxy since light saber sliced bread. Boba Fett sucks! Seriously, what the hell has Boba Fett ever done that has earned your undying admiration and respect, nerds? Jack shit, that’s what! “Bu-bu-bu-but, Justin, he captured Han Solo and took him back to Jabba the Hutt!” Did he? Did he really? Let’s just take a look at good ol’ Boba in action, shall we? Here’s Darth Vader giving him a good
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