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Tuesday, Apr 25, 2017
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One Of The Replaceable Members of One Direction
Lauren

Tonight we had a round all about aunts. I’m glad they finally got their day in the sun. With all the debacle over whether it’s pronounced “ahnt” or “ant”, they deserve a shout out in the form of 8 trivial questions. Do you think any of the famous aunts and uncles are an item and we just don’t know about it? Uncle Sam and Aunt Jemima? Uncle Ben and Auntie Anne? OR, what if Auntie Em has just about had it with Uncle Henry and decides to move on with Uncle Buck? *Shivers* We also had a question tonight about photic sneeze reflexes. One of my favorite episodes of Pete and Pete back in the day was the one where Little Pete is trying to fight the
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My roller derby name is Lucille Ballbreaker. My power animal is a honey badger. Come out for quiz with me and you'll get a healthy dose of sass.


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Tuesday, Apr 18, 2017
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Where in the World is Ja Rule?
JDB1138

Ahoy, geeks!  Thanks for coming out and making it another fun Tuesday evening. To those of you that came out looking to participate in our Quiz for a Cause, I apologize. Due to unforeseen circumstances, we just couldn't do it. Mea culpa! That's a fancy way of saying "I'M SORRY!" If you would like to participate in a quiz fundraising for Planned Parenthood, there's still time! Go here and look for a venue near you. Quizzes for a Cause ends April 23rd. Act now!  Folks,
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Tuesday, Apr 11, 2017
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I Love You, Pepsi
JDB1138

Ahoy, geeks! Thanks to y'all for coming out last night. You're the wind beneath my wings!  Speaking of forces of nature that allow winged creatures to fly through the sky like MAGIC (flawless segue), let's talk about Geeks Who Drinks' Quizzes for a Cause benefiting local Planned Parenthood facilities. All next week, from April 17th through the 23rd, us geeks (*we* geeks?) will be doing a bit of fundraising on behalf of Planned Parenthood and all the good they do for us. All we ask is that next week each person brings $5 to throw in the pot. To be clear, we are asking for
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Tuesday, Apr 04, 2017
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Sleepy Eyes
JDB1138

Ahoy, geeks! Thanks for braving that weird rain/snow mix that was pissing down from the sky for the better part of yesterday to make it to last night’s quiz. You people are the real heroes that this country needs! I mean, I’m fairly certain none of you have any relevant experience when it comes to running a government of a super power, but I would have no problem putting you in charge of the entire U. S. of A. Would it seriously be any worse than what is happening right now? Let’s just turn the 2020 election into an American Idol-style reality show competition. Sure, it’s not the most unique idea, but who gives a shit. I stopped caring long ago. Here
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Tuesday, Mar 28, 2017
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Geeks Gone Wild: Jokers, Jokers, Jokers!
JDB1138

Ahoy, geeks! Where the hell did you all come from? Last night was a packed house; certainly no one can argue that. I'm assuming this had something to do with SPRING BREAK!!! That's the correct way to type that phrase, according to Strunk & White. SPRING BREAK!!! All caps, italicized, and three exclamation points; No more, no less.  If you've played Geeks Who Drink before, and I pray that you have, then you probably are familiar with our normal format: eight rounds, music, visual round, sometimes video - rounds two and eight being worth 16 possible points. Well, last night our editors went ape shit and they just threw out a bunch
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Tuesday, Mar 21, 2017
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Wednesday Morning Quiz Grab Bag: You're an All-Star Edition
JDB1138

  Hey, now! Ahoy geeks! Get your quiz on! Hemingway!   I made that up just now, so, you know, things are going PRETTY good this morning. Great thanks to all of those who came out and participated last night. I feel like it's becoming a weekly theme to have to apologize for all the Smashmouth.    Counterpoint: THERE WILL BE NO APOLOGIES. SMASHMOUTH, MOTHER FUCKERS!   What did we learn this week?   - Mixing Catholicism with Africa's Yuroba religion will give you Santeria. Mixing shitty music with frat
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Tuesday, Mar 14, 2017
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Smarch Smadness
JDB1138

Ahoy, geeks! It was so nice to see your tremendous faces last night after a week off! A week without quick is like a week without... something... to... do. Yeah. I'll be sure to edit that with something more creative before I post the blog.  Narrator: He didn't. Beware the Ides of March, motherfucker! Do you think that's what Brutus shouted out before knifing ol' Julius Caesar in the back? That's how it happened right? Look, I know I'm literally typing this out on a computer with internet access, but I really don't have the strength to open another tab and type in w w w dot google dot com and then type "how did Brutus kill Caesar?", okay? I have a blog
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Tuesday, Feb 28, 2017
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Dirty Monkey DIE!
JDB1138

Ahoy, geeks!   Thanks to everyone for coming out for, yet, another wonderful quiz at CB & Potts. I've been fighting a cold/cough/plague for the past week, so thanks also for putting up with the extra bass in my normally bass-y voice. When I'm sick, I think I sound like Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs. That's a story for another time.    So, sorry you had to miss Trump's world salad address to congress. Apparently, he put sentences together and did NOT shit his pants, so it was a rousing success! Everything is going to be great! While you missed that bullshit, you had last night's Round Three to make up for
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Tuesday, Feb 21, 2017
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I'm Not Even Supposed to be Here Today!
JDB1138

Ahoy, geeks! Sorry for the unintentional scheduling head fake. Turns out we did have quiz last night. AND WHAT A QUIZ IT WAS. I feel very sorry to those who missed it. Future generations will tell tales and sing songs of the merriment that was had. To those that were there, no matter what else occurs in our lives, we will always have that one perfect Tuesday night at Potts, February Twenty-first in the Year of our Lord Two Thousand and Seventeen. Well, we learned some shit about stuff, that's for sure. We learned that a geologist on Mars is actually an aerologist, Synecdoche is a literary device, and if you're an American citizen who stops a terrorist attack on a Paris-bound
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Tuesday, Feb 14, 2017
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Simply Having a Wonderful Valentimes
JDB1138

Ahoy, geeks! Look, I know it's not ValenTIMES, but tell that to your formerly home-schooled friends who can't help but post that every single year on social media. "Happy Valentimes!" "I'm the luckiest Valentime in the world!" "Valentimes is a social construct perpetrated by THE MAN!" Okay, that last one probably didn't happen, but you get the idea. You can split the population into three groups: 1) people who say "Valentimes" for some goddamned reason, 2) people who are not idiots, and 3) people who don't give a shit about this made up holiday.  Thanks to everyone who chose to spend their Valentimes with me at quiz. I Choo Choo Choose You! Congratulations
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Tuesday, Feb 07, 2017
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Nothing Matters Anymore
JDB1138

Fuck it. Let's all be Juggalos.    So, Betsy DeVos was confirmed yesterday as our new Education Secretary, despite not knowing a goddamn thing about education or schools or books or math or other things that you, um, do... in a school. What are we talking about again? Forgive me, I went to a for-profit college.    Oh, there's another thing: For-profit colleges! Kiss your universities goodbye. Who needs 'em, anyway? You work really hard to go to a good university and the next thing you know, you're setting the campus Starbucks on fire because you don't want a white supremacist to diarrhea hate out of his mouth in the auditorium.
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Tuesday, Jan 31, 2017
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Slenderman 2020
JDB1138

Ahoy, geeks! [Oprah voice] Everything is terribllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllle! Yesterday I needed an escape, so I logged onto HBO Go and watched Beware the Slenderman, a documentary about the titular creepypasta meme and the true story about the little girls who lured their friend into the woods so they could stab her to death to appease said Slenderman. People who know him call him "Slender." Thankfully, the little girl survived. I recommend watching this movie if you're like, "fuck it! Let the sadness take me!" Holy shit, dudes.
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Tuesday, Jan 24, 2017
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More Like Alternative FARTS
JDB1138

Nailed it. Ahoy, geeks!  Well, that happened. I spent all of last Friday, Inauguration Day, wondering if I was having a panic attack or some kind of aneurysm. Saturday was pretty awesome to see so many people come out, standing up to everything Trump and his ilk represent. Way to go, ladies! I am with you! That feeling of optimism didn't last long because that afternoon Sean Spicer, the new White House Press Secretary, came out and took a massive shit on facts. Then, the very next day, Kellyanne
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Tuesday, Jan 17, 2017
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I Hate That Donnie Darko Song
JDB1138

The name of the song is actually "Mad World" and it was originally performed by Tears for Fears back in 1982. Then some sad sack by the name of Gary Jules came along and covered it in 2001, gaining popularity due to it's involvement in every depressed teens' favorite movie, Donnie Darko. By the way, the only good thing about Donnie Darko is this.    What
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Tuesday, Jan 10, 2017
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Pissgate is Real
JDB1138

Holy crap, you guys. What is even happening anymore? If you didn't read "the news" yesterday, some shit went down. Or more accurately, piss went down. Or maybe it didn't. The linked article is very shoddy from a journalistic standpoint. As much as we all really, really, REALLY want this to be true, it may all be complete bullshit. On the other hand, this is great. So great, you guys. Here we are, a week and a half away from Trump's inauguration and we're all talking about the possibility that he hired a bunch of Russian hookers to perform a golden shower show
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Tuesday, Jan 03, 2017
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I'm Never Going to Dance Again
JDB1138

Ahoy, geeks! Happy New Year! Should I have capitalized that? Also, is it New YEARS or New YEAR? I’m pretty sure it’s the singular, but I saw the plural so much on facebook that I started to second guess myself. I probably should have capitalized Facebook in that last sentence. This blog is off to a rousing start. See you in Hell, 2016! Thankfully, that shit-ass year is over and we have nothing but sunny days and rainbow skies ahead, right? I mean, it’s not like things could get any worse. It’s not like the transition from December 31, 2016 to January 1, 2017 is some kind of arbitrary divider of bad and then, all of a sudden, awesome. That’s not
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