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Simply Having a Wonderful Valentimes
JDB1138

Ahoy, geeks! Look, I know it's not ValenTIMES, but tell that to your formerly home-schooled friends who can't help but post that every single year on social media. "Happy Valentimes!" "I'm the luckiest Valentime in the world!" "Valentimes is a social construct perpetrated by THE MAN!" Okay, that last one probably didn't happen, but you get the idea. You can split the population into three groups: 1) people who say "Valentimes" for some goddamned reason, 2) people who are not idiots, and 3) people who don't give a shit about this made up holiday.  Thanks to everyone who chose to spend their Valentimes with me at quiz. I Choo Choo Choose You! Congratulations
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Nothing Matters Anymore
JDB1138

Fuck it. Let's all be Juggalos.    So, Betsy DeVos was confirmed yesterday as our new Education Secretary, despite not knowing a goddamn thing about education or schools or books or math or other things that you, um, do... in a school. What are we talking about again? Forgive me, I went to a for-profit college.    Oh, there's another thing: For-profit colleges! Kiss your universities goodbye. Who needs 'em, anyway? You work really hard to go to a good university and the next thing you know, you're setting the campus Starbucks on fire because you don't want a white supremacist to diarrhea hate out of his mouth in the auditorium.
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Slenderman 2020
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Ahoy, geeks! [Oprah voice] Everything is terribllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllle! Yesterday I needed an escape, so I logged onto HBO Go and watched Beware the Slenderman, a documentary about the titular creepypasta meme and the true story about the little girls who lured their friend into the woods so they could stab her to death to appease said Slenderman. People who know him call him "Slender." Thankfully, the little girl survived. I recommend watching this movie if you're like, "fuck it! Let the sadness take me!" Holy shit, dudes.
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Tuesday, Jan 24, 2017
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More Like Alternative FARTS
JDB1138

Nailed it. Ahoy, geeks!  Well, that happened. I spent all of last Friday, Inauguration Day, wondering if I was having a panic attack or some kind of aneurysm. Saturday was pretty awesome to see so many people come out, standing up to everything Trump and his ilk represent. Way to go, ladies! I am with you! That feeling of optimism didn't last long because that afternoon Sean Spicer, the new White House Press Secretary, came out and took a massive shit on facts. Then, the very next day, Kellyanne
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Tuesday, Jan 17, 2017
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I Hate That Donnie Darko Song
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The name of the song is actually "Mad World" and it was originally performed by Tears for Fears back in 1982. Then some sad sack by the name of Gary Jules came along and covered it in 2001, gaining popularity due to it's involvement in every depressed teens' favorite movie, Donnie Darko. By the way, the only good thing about Donnie Darko is this.    What
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Tuesday, Jan 10, 2017
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Pissgate is Real
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Holy crap, you guys. What is even happening anymore? If you didn't read "the news" yesterday, some shit went down. Or more accurately, piss went down. Or maybe it didn't. The linked article is very shoddy from a journalistic standpoint. As much as we all really, really, REALLY want this to be true, it may all be complete bullshit. On the other hand, this is great. So great, you guys. Here we are, a week and a half away from Trump's inauguration and we're all talking about the possibility that he hired a bunch of Russian hookers to perform a golden shower show
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I'm Never Going to Dance Again
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Ahoy, geeks! Happy New Year! Should I have capitalized that? Also, is it New YEARS or New YEAR? I’m pretty sure it’s the singular, but I saw the plural so much on facebook that I started to second guess myself. I probably should have capitalized Facebook in that last sentence. This blog is off to a rousing start. See you in Hell, 2016! Thankfully, that shit-ass year is over and we have nothing but sunny days and rainbow skies ahead, right? I mean, it’s not like things could get any worse. It’s not like the transition from December 31, 2016 to January 1, 2017 is some kind of arbitrary divider of bad and then, all of a sudden, awesome. That’s not
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Tuesday, Dec 27, 2016
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Should Old Quizmasters Be Forgot...
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Well hello there, Potts people! Always a pleasure to head back to where it all began for my humble Quizmaster career. Wasn’t sure how many of you to expect two days after Christmas, but I’d say we pulled in a pretty respectable showing, and most of you had enough leftover holiday cheer to stick around to the bitter (or lager) end. Tonight, we recapped one of the worst years since the plague was still around, spun through a selection of sick day activities, and paid visual round tribute to a few beloved Spikes (even Snoopy’s hayseed desert-dwelling brother). The annual meeting of the Cactus Club will now come to order, indeed! It
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Tuesday, Dec 20, 2016
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"Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it..."
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Ahoy, geeks!    Now that we're in the home stretch of the holiday season and most of us are probably wrapping up our holiday shopping, it's time to kick back, relax, and watch some holiday classics. No, I don't mean Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas or Home Alone. I'm not even talking about Controversial Holiday
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I Like the Old Kanye
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I guess you could say he's having an ExYEEZstential Crisis.  (15 minute applause break) Anyway, fuck him.  Thanks for coming out last night, as always! I know you have a lot of options to choose from during the busy holiday season, so I really appreciate your patronage. I think there was an office holiday party in the room next to us. I could tell because I witnessed a lot of awkward pauses in conversation and conservative sipping of beers. God help those people. Want to know if you're at an office party? Here's a couple of scenarios that will let you know: Office Party Drinking:
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Tuesday, Dec 06, 2016
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Give Me Munchies or Give Me Death
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Ahoy, geeks! *extremely Oprah Winfrey voice* I. LOVE. MUNCHIES. Whomever came up with the idea to mix Cheetos, Nacho Cheese Doritos, Pretzels, and Sun Chips together, package it, and sell it to useless slobs like me should be rewarded handsomely. I'm talking Nobel Peace Prize, AT LEAST. My college years were spent playing Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, completing class work at the very last minute, and subsisting on a steady diet of Munchies and MTN DEW. I was such a goddamn cliché.  Thanks to everyone for making it out last night during the metro area's first snow storm of the season. You truly know that winter is here when you see all the transplants
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My Name is Ozymandias, King of Kings...
JDB1138

...Look on my works, Ye Mighty, and despair!  *takes puff of inhaler* Ahoy, geeks! I hope you all had a wonderful Thanksgiving holiday with your loved ones. Also, hope you bought a lot of shit for cheap, you capitalistic bastards! Sorry, not sure where that came from. Heil Satan! Let's take a look at some of the things we learned last night: -"Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them" is the latest movie in the Potterverse, with Eddie Redmayne starring as Newt Scamander. Are there any wizards named Josh or Kevin? -Aw, Jimmy Fawwon played popuwar songs on kiddie instruments! Isn't that adowable?! Stop encouraging him. He is partly
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Trolls-giving
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Ahoy, geeks!   Look around you! Go ahead. Look! There's lots to be thankful for. Friends, family, good health, HBO Go, Hulu, Netflix, Amazon Prime... ok, I just started thinking about content streaming services, where was I? Oh, right... lots to be thankful for!    Ah, who am I kidding! We're all gonna die. SOON! Our president-elect has narcissistic personality disorder, Mike Pence is a person in this world, and now Nazis, literal fucking Nazis. Goddamn it. Goddamn everything.    Let's take a look at what
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Fump Truck
JDB1138

Ahoy, geeks!  Does anyone else feel like they've had a week long hangover? Welp. Get used to that feeling. Let's enjoy ourselves while we still can, I guess.    Thanks to everyone for coming out last night and bringing it with the team names!    Stop! Or My Mom Will Shart!  We're Not Just Sure, We're HIV Positive Fump Truck   Fump Truck. FUMP TRUCK! Y'all are the best.   Let's take a look at some things we covered in the quiz:   -You
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Welp.
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Ahoy, geeks! Oh, did I miss you all during our brief hiatus. Congratulations to the Chicago Cubs and their fans for finally murdering the cursed goat and winning the World Series for the first time since 1908. That’s a long-ass time! Baseball wasn’t even invented then! Personally, I was pulling for the Indians because I got kin in the Cleveland area, but I felt a little dirty every time the television broadcast cut to a shot of Joe Wahoo. Damn. Change that mascot, please. Also, the entire country is mad at you this morning, Ohio. What the fuck? Well, that was sure something, wasn't it? Well, no matter who you voted for, you have to show respect for the highest office
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Sorry Cubs
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Ahoy, geeks! I would like to formally apologize for any Cubs fans who may have been in attendance during last night's quiz, specifically Round Two where we played popular Chicago artists with some goat sounds as background. That was totally not cool. I know you all can be a little touchy this time of year, but that's normally because you are not even participating in the playoffs. You're in the NLCS now! Ain't that something? And, you know, you're not as touchy as some other, more successful sports fanbases, like Golden State or anything having to do with Boston. Oh, gawd, if I have to hear another jilted Brady fan complain about some grand conspiracy to keep the Pats out of contention
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