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Wednesday, Aug 24, 2016
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Stank Juice and Hooch
Evan

We learned on quiz tonight that Smokey the Bear's slogan could have been "Care will prevent nine out of ten forest fires," yeah? So... that just makes me think that maybe he could have been affiliated with the care bears?? Like, he'd be the Smokey Bear Care Bear, with like, a campfire symbol on his chest. And when he comes across a forest fire, he does that fuckin' Care Bear Stare thing, right? And then, well, nine out of ten times, he puts that fire the fuck out.   I wasn't making shit up: Safety Not Guaranteed is a pretty good flick. It's about a bunch of misfits from a magazine
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Formerly a scientist, Evan is a treacherous, high-ranking Quizmaster who turns into a jet and is openly known to want to replace Megatron as the leader of the Decepticons.


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Trifecta on 3rd
360 Neuces street #30
Austin, TX
78701
Wednesday, Aug 17, 2016
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Jesus is Always the Answer (Except for Bonus Questions)
Evan

I feel like I have to share the message that was scribbled on the back of the team that only turned in Round Three:   Hom sapiens, crawlsldin the mediority inherent to its owr our species. It limps it rides it crabs it crawls. Global warming Ruins we didn't
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Formerly a scientist, Evan is a treacherous, high-ranking Quizmaster who turns into a jet and is openly known to want to replace Megatron as the leader of the Decepticons.


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Trifecta on 3rd
360 Neuces street #30
Austin, TX
78701
Wednesday, Aug 10, 2016
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Next Time I Visit, I’m Bringing A Bell For That Guy
Rev. Lindsay

Hi friends! I was just pleased as punch to come on out and give y’all some quiz tonight.  Tonight marked my triumphant return to Trifecta after the last time I guest hosted… three-ish years ago when it was still under the helm of QM Jeavon.  Now QM Evan is your real dad and I found Trifecta to still be in good care.  Evan was out tonight working on his project of the Squirrel Olympics.  It’s like the Puppy Bowl, so all the events are done with trained squirrels.  He’s having a helluva time with it though… since seasons no longer mean anything and all the squirrels everywhere are morbidly obese,
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Lindsay enjoys writing bios for other people much more than for herself, and she really hates people (herself included) who speak in the third person. 


Buy her a shot of Jameson to avert the pain of this bio writing.



Go play her quiz at...

· Silo on 7th on Tuesdays at 8PM

· Nomad Bar on Thursdays at 8PM



Twitters & Instragrams: @RevLinz


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Trifecta on 3rd
360 Neuces street #30
Austin, TX
78701
Wednesday, Aug 03, 2016
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What Fruit You Jam in There Is Your Business
Evan

Can I talk about the pizzas at Trifecta? I mean, I don't eat a lot of meat, so the vegetarian is the only one I've had. But it has some great toppings, and the crust is just fucking perfect. Of course, it's a matter of preference, but I love that crispy thin crust. The only thing better is that thick, fluffy crust, all soft and doughy. Filled with cheese. Dipped in marinara. With a beer.   Shit. Now I'm hungry again.   We had a great time at Trifecta! Did everyone get a piece of that ridiculous cookie candy brownie
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Formerly a scientist, Evan is a treacherous, high-ranking Quizmaster who turns into a jet and is openly known to want to replace Megatron as the leader of the Decepticons.


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Trifecta on 3rd
360 Neuces street #30
Austin, TX
78701
Wednesday, Jul 27, 2016
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Many Idle Hands Make the Devil's Workshop
Evan

You know what, if Gandalf's so great, how come he didn't realize that his friend, who lived in a black tower called Orthanc, was gonna turn out evil? I mean, first of all it's a black tower, which as we all know means it's evil; because J.R.R. was many things, and one of those may have been a racist. Also, "Orthanc" is just two steps from "Orc." It's just Orc with a "than" stuck in the middle. More Orc than Orc.   I just realized that if you stacked those 100 Judge Judys horizontally instead of vertically, they probably wouldn't even be half as tall as the tallest redwood. I mean,
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Formerly a scientist, Evan is a treacherous, high-ranking Quizmaster who turns into a jet and is openly known to want to replace Megatron as the leader of the Decepticons.


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Trifecta on 3rd
360 Neuces street #30
Austin, TX
78701
Wednesday, Jul 20, 2016
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I'll Quiz With You, Whatever
Evan

I know I gave some people a hard time tonight, but everyone did really well! Now, that may sound a bit disingenuous, looking at the scores and all, but I really really mean it! Everyone had a great time, had an impressive amount of energy, and conducted themselves with admirable sportsmanship! No kidding. I had a lot of fun, and if the exact same people show up next week, I will consider myself a lucky man.   Lots of British things on tonight's quiz. I even think I heard someone with a British accent in the bar. But since they weren't playing, I didn't really get a chance to investigate.
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Formerly a scientist, Evan is a treacherous, high-ranking Quizmaster who turns into a jet and is openly known to want to replace Megatron as the leader of the Decepticons.


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Trifecta on 3rd
360 Neuces street #30
Austin, TX
78701
Wednesday, Jul 13, 2016
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And All That Les Mizz
Evan

We mentioned that there was a still-edible jar of honey in King Tut's tomb. And now all I can think about is a Winnie the Pooh story where Pooh breaks into Tut's tomb with a band of grave robbers, and then eats so much ancient Egyptian honey that he can't fit through the escape hole they blasted in the wall!   All of that is not only historically possible, but also great entertainment.   Speaking of lies, I told a bunch in Round Two about the artists and which groups they were with before embarking on a solo career.
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Formerly a scientist, Evan is a treacherous, high-ranking Quizmaster who turns into a jet and is openly known to want to replace Megatron as the leader of the Decepticons.


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Trifecta on 3rd
360 Neuces street #30
Austin, TX
78701
Wednesday, Jul 06, 2016
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Should've Been "Mx. Peacock"
Evan

So, I think in the heat of quiz, and under the scrutiny of someone who obviously was WAY more familiar with horses than I am, I got all the horse-balls stuff mixed up. But guess what? It does get a little complicated. For instance, if a horse is less than one year old, you can refer to it as a foal, whether male or female. Once they hit their first birthday, and until they hit their second, you can call it a yearling. And of course, you can call a male horse a colt, up until it's four years old. But what I got a bit twisted is that a stallion is uncastrated, hence all that talk of boning. And a castrated horse is a gelding.   Do you blame me, though?
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Formerly a scientist, Evan is a treacherous, high-ranking Quizmaster who turns into a jet and is openly known to want to replace Megatron as the leader of the Decepticons.


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Trifecta on 3rd
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Austin, TX
78701
Wednesday, Jun 29, 2016
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Blood, Sweat, and Quizzes
Kyrsti Cravetron

Hello again, Trifecta! Lots of new faces this evening, very exciting! The evening started off with an artsy Round 1, but right now I want to talk about our audio Round 2, we had three teams (Brexit In Bed--first place!--, Lil Big Dicks and The Biscuits; Butter On The Biscuits) get a perfect 16 points! I guess Pharrell really knows how to write catchy songs.   We had a speedy Round 3 on southern NFL teams, but one question from Round 4 particularly caught my interest: About what percentage of U.S. adults have been divorced? And I gave the options of 5%, 20%, or 40%, only one team answered correctly, and I gotta
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Trifecta on 3rd
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Wednesday, Jun 22, 2016
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Good Luck With Your Avocados
Kyrsti Cravetron

Another wonderful evening at Trifecta! Also happy first Cancer day! Got lots of friends with birthdays coming up, I need to prepare my liver. Gotta give a big shout out to Kafai’s Killers, who were in last place up until they rocked Round 8 and shot into second with the help of their joker. Random knowledge is power! Although We're Gonna Beat Those Guys did end up snatching up first, they really did it. I think Round 6 was my favorite, not only did I get to say Beelzebub outside of Bohemian Rhapsody, I hadn’t thought of the Wheels On The Bus song in ages, and the damned tune was stuck in my head for quite a while.
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Wednesday, Jun 15, 2016
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The Greatest Quiz In The World
Kyrsti Cravetron

Hello again, Trifecta!   What a funducational quiz! That’s fun and educational, get it? I’m hilarious. Anyways, I learned a couple of neat things from the quiz! Like how tomato leaves are apparently mildly toxic or that Glastonbury is a real name for a real thing. RIP ALF took home first place again this week (different team name last week) with Boner X10 in second and Red Jaguar in third. My favorite team name was A Lannister Always Spays His Pets. Clever boys. But there is one team in particular that really stuck out to me, and that’s Johnny Menziel who participated
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Trifecta on 3rd
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Wednesday, Jun 08, 2016
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Young Einstein Was a Babe
Kyrsti Cravetron

Ah… my first quiz as a Quizmaster, it was quite exciting and absolutely terrifying. Oftentimes, when people think of the word “geek” it tends to bring up thoughts of comics, video games, anime, Magic The Gathering, etc., etc. One of my favorite things about Geeks Who Drink is that it recognizes that there are no boundaries to what you can geek out about: games, sports, geography, history, movies, music, and more. I really enjoy seeing that diversity and not catering to a single genre of “geek.” Round 7 was a good round for movie geeks, it was an audio round that featured one quote from a movie per question, and the quotes got shorter as the round
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Trifecta on 3rd
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78701
Wednesday, Jun 01, 2016
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I Get By With a Little Help from the Drunk Guy at the Bar
Evan

Yeah, he was the elephant in the room as far as tonight's quiz was concerned. He seemed amiable enough, but just way too excited when he actually knew an answer. Didn't hear a peep from him when we did the Boy Named Suicide Squad round though. Just sayin'!   Thanks for playing with us at Trifecta tonight! Betcha didn't know that a Charanga was made from armadillos. You learn something new every time you play quiz! I can think of about a dozen things we did with armadillos when I was a kid, but none were as cruel as making them into a musical instrument. We mostly
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Formerly a scientist, Evan is a treacherous, high-ranking Quizmaster who turns into a jet and is openly known to want to replace Megatron as the leader of the Decepticons.


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Trifecta on 3rd
360 Neuces street #30
Austin, TX
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Wednesday, May 25, 2016
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That Substitute Quizmaster is a Jerk!
Evan

First of all, when I turned to the team named Sorry, We Won't Hold the Door, and proclaimed my undying hatred for them, you must understand one thing. Or rather, you must watch one thing. And if you haven't watched that one thing, I'm not going to tell you what it is. Because I am either a giant jerk, or the best friend you've ever had.   Point is, they made me feel those feels all over again. (Don't you understand?? I'm trying to FORGET!)   Also, I feel like I chastized y'all pretty hard for not knowing
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Formerly a scientist, Evan is a treacherous, high-ranking Quizmaster who turns into a jet and is openly known to want to replace Megatron as the leader of the Decepticons.


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Trifecta on 3rd
360 Neuces street #30
Austin, TX
78701
Wednesday, May 18, 2016
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How Come Every Team Name Sounds Phallic?
Mike

As most good pub quizzes go, last night’s quiz at Trifecta on 3rd was a real learning experience for all of us. Some of us learned geography, some of us learned how to run a whole new sound system and some of us learned how much alcohol we can safely consume. It’s a pretty good bar to learn the last lesson because their drinks are fantastic, btw. (They’re known for their bourbon AND their martinis, and their happy hour goes all the way up until the quiz starts at 8!) I needed one of those drinks to cope with the initial stress associated with a sensitive sound system and a rowdy crowd of non-player patrons. Being new to this bar’s audio setup, it
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I used to have an eyepatch when I was a kid. I believe there is hope for all of us.


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Trifecta on 3rd
360 Neuces street #30
Austin, TX
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Wednesday, May 11, 2016
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Like My Blues to the Dallas Stars, I too Drop the Mic
Monstar Blanko

I was WAY HYPED last night. One might say, too hyped. I had my only off day from my day job for the entire month of May, my St. Louis Blues were in their second consecutive game 7 this time on the road in Dallas, and I got to once again lead you lovely people in quiz at Trifecta on Third.   I forewarned you that the quiz would include spontaneous fist pumps and obscenities as the game progressed, and I did not lie to you. From the very jump, adorned in my Blues hockey sweater, I was yelling plenty of obscenities at the TV in between our questions. At a particularly tense moment, I whapped the microphone of the table and had to resort to barking out the questions for round
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