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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, Jul 13, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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Happy Beyonce Day, TRAILHEAD!
The Radness That Is Brecken

Not my fault, guys. Note: Next week is Chief's last night at the Trailhead! Thirteen years of tending TH's bar and nine and a half years of putting up with GWD shenanigans and he's leaving us... Let's blow the roof off, shall we? UBERS FOR EVERYONE!!! See you in seven! Stay classy, Trailheaders. Wherever you are. Do you think that I write more than this blog? Well, I don't. Suck it. WritingAsIWrite.blogspot.com is a place you should never go. You should also never go to BreckenBaker.com,
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart... The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that. When not belittling you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer. She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all." Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody. Check out her other misadventures, writing or otherwise, at BreckenBaker.com. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it. And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with. What Chilly Wig-Wam?


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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, Jul 06, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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Why Not "Y"? I'll Tell Ya' Why, TRAILHEAD!
The Radness That Is Brecken

Because "Y" is wishy-washy. Only sometimes a vowel? Dumb. What if your surgeon was only sometimes capable to perform surgery? Or if your pilot could only sometimes fly a plane? I get it: it's the difference between phonetics and phonology, a sound produced with open vocal tract vs. syllabic. Whatever. Do I look like a linguist to you? Plus, there are eight U.S. capital cities that have a "Y" and half of them have "City" in their name. Too easy. What did you all think about have four 16 point rounds? Kinda weird, huh? I'm surprised you all still waited to joker Round Eight. Actually, a lot of things surprised me
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart... The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that. When not belittling you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer. She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all." Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody. Check out her other misadventures, writing or otherwise, at BreckenBaker.com. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it. And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with. What Chilly Wig-Wam?


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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, Jun 29, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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Adding To My Ever-Growing Sports Knowledge at the TRAILHEAD!
The Radness That Is Brecken

So the Seattle Supersonics are no longer a team. Who knew? Well, most of you, actually. Look, you guys can't expect me to know politics and math and Latin and current events AND sports! That's asking way too much. Here's all the sports knowledge I have amassed thus far: - Never bet on the Detroit Lions to win,- Larry Bird is retired,- Las Vegas is getting a hockey team,- Peyton Manning is adorable,- The New York Yankees always win,- Team owners should pay for new stadiums but don't,- Charles Barkley is not a role model,- The Chicago Cubs were cursed by a goat,- Karl Malone, "The Mailman,"
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart... The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that. When not belittling you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer. She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all." Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody. Check out her other misadventures, writing or otherwise, at BreckenBaker.com. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it. And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with. What Chilly Wig-Wam?


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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, Jun 22, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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Looks Like We've Got A Case of The Bens, TRAILHEAD!
The Radness That Is Brecken

That's right: we had three Bens (out of the possible four I know) at the Trailhead last night. It was a Ben Mob. A Ben-a-paloosa. The Ben-a-geddon. A "By Ben-vitation Only" party. The Ben-All-Be-All. Yes, we had a lot of Bens. I am done now. We also had the Michigangstaz there to prove that adding gluten back in to your diet can drastically improve your quiz score. Just say YES to bread! Here's what I'm a little confused about this week: I told you at least three times that the answers for Round Seven rhymed. I know I did, because one team even asked me to confirm the rhyming. So how is it that only four out of nine
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart... The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that. When not belittling you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer. She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all." Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody. Check out her other misadventures, writing or otherwise, at BreckenBaker.com. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it. And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with. What Chilly Wig-Wam?


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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, Jun 15, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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Birth, Shots, Death. The Order of Life, TRAILHEAD.
The Radness That Is Brecken

There is an order to things, Trailheaders. Take our quiz, for example: every week we begin at Round One and conclude with Round Eight. Things happen in between, usually involving shots and nachos and bitchy comments and cheese fries and more shots. But no matter what happens, the layout is almost the exact same every week. Last night we got to celebrate some birthdays, namely the birthdays of Becky, Brandon, and Lady Doss (as played by Mike Doss). Birthdays are great... As long as they're not mine. But life, much like quiz, also has an order. It always begins with birth
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart... The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that. When not belittling you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer. She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all." Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody. Check out her other misadventures, writing or otherwise, at BreckenBaker.com. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it. And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with. What Chilly Wig-Wam?


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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, Jun 08, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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You Can't Get Pulled Over For Driving While Wacky, TRAILHEAD!
The Radness That Is Brecken

The lack of a DWW charge in the Colorado Revised Statutes is a pretty lucky thing for me. By the time I left the Trailhead, I was WAY over (what I can only assume would be) the legal limit for wackiness. Like, three or four times over. If I had been drinking, I would have had a solid excuse for the increase in my brain/wackiness level, but of course you can get pulled over for drinking and driving (duh), with or without the wackiness enhancement. But I hadn't been drinking, so I instead have a half-assed, sounds-true-but-probably-isn't, semi-made-up excuse. See, before coming to quiz, I had spent the previous four hours pruning a dogwood tree. Well,
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart... The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that. When not belittling you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer. She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all." Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody. Check out her other misadventures, writing or otherwise, at BreckenBaker.com. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it. And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with. What Chilly Wig-Wam?


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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, Jun 01, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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Let Me Give You an Example, TRAILHEAD...
The Radness That Is Brecken

Do I know why practically every round needed a five minute explanation and an example question? No. Do I actually care? No. It was probably for the best, though, that we had a room full of semi-regulars that don't need billions of repeats. Shit  would have got real tense, real quick. So, thanks for being good listeners. I believe we made Steve's menarche a very, very special one. See you next week, unless the sky opens up with a beam of light and I am finally and completely absorbed back in to the Matrix, destroying all of my circuits so I can complete the Master Circuit Board, finally ending all life, human or not, as we know
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart... The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that. When not belittling you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer. She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all." Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody. Check out her other misadventures, writing or otherwise, at BreckenBaker.com. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it. And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with. What Chilly Wig-Wam?


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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, May 25, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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A Tale of Two Toms at the TRAILHEAD!
The Radness That Is Brecken

I've been telling you over and over and over: Tom Hanks needs to be stopped. We need to occupy him. And Hollywood circa 1996 has again reached through time to remind us why this occupy movement is so important: because all of you forgot about Tom Everett Scott. Let me break this down. That Thing You Do! was the first role for Mr. Scott, and he got top billing over every one's alleged fav Mr. Hanks. But what have the two Toms been doing since then? Tom Hanks:- Got his prints in the cement in front of Grauman's Chinese Theatre,- Starred in Saving Private Ryan,- Produced
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart... The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that. When not belittling you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer. She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all." Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody. Check out her other misadventures, writing or otherwise, at BreckenBaker.com. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it. And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with. What Chilly Wig-Wam?


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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, May 18, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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Dance Parties, Closet Sexting, and Murder. Must Be the TRAILHEAD!
The Radness That Is Brecken

If I had to pick a group of people to spend every Wednesday with for all of eternity it would be you, Trailheaders. Seriously. Every week a get a measured dose of drama, comedy, romance, suspense. It's like living in the world's greatest film festival. Last night was no exception. We even got to make friends with a bunch of winners known as USDA Certified Queef. Thanks for riding along on the crazy train with us! Of course, now you have to come back and prove your win wasn't a fluke. We also had the unfortunate return of Greg. Don't get me wrong: Greg's a great guy... Until you pour ten or so shots of whiskey in him. Then he
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart... The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that. When not belittling you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer. She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all." Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody. Check out her other misadventures, writing or otherwise, at BreckenBaker.com. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it. And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with. What Chilly Wig-Wam?


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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, May 11, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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Learn Your Cop Shows, TRAILHEAD!
The Radness That Is Brecken

First off, Starsky & Hutch were dudes. Tots didn't match the female duos theme, did it? Second, S&H ran in the second-half of the Seventies, which were not the Eighties. Sheesh. It's okay, though. You guys don't know your Constitutional amendments, so what do I expect? Other than your obvious failures, overall good night. It was nice to see Fuck Those Guys again! It's been waaaaaaayyy too long. And thanks for lending me money, Ben! I'm good for it... Or you can always find me next Wednesday at Trailhead. It's not often that I'm MIA, but when I am, I'M SORRY, okay? I AM FUCKING SORRY. Please
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart... The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that. When not belittling you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer. She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all." Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody. Check out her other misadventures, writing or otherwise, at BreckenBaker.com. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it. And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with. What Chilly Wig-Wam?


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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, May 04, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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A new night and a new face at the Trailhead.
Weapon Z

What’s up Trailheaders!  I had a great time with you all last night!  Big shout out to Brecken for giving me a call to fill in for her for the evening.  You all are an awesome crowd and the Trailhead is a perfect spot for Geeks Who Drink’s unique form of debauchery.  It’s no wonder it’s one of the original spots in Fort Collins that Geeks Who Drink has had the honor of calling home. What did we learn last night?  We explored some alternative definitions of auto manufacturer’s model names.  We learned that while Brazil is hosting an Olympic games, it is most certainly not a city.  We also learned all about red states who
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Quizmaster Zach is an avid fan of Rush: the Holy Triumvirate, and spends the majority of his free time watching irreverent comedies such as Portlandia, Trailer Park Boys and It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. When he is away from the television he plays ice hockey (poorly), hosts quiz (poorly) and eats food (poorly). To be honest, QM Zach does most things poorly but that's easily overlooked because he is so good looking. The only thing he is good at is doing a karaoke version of YYZ. You can see QM Zach live and in person and judge him accordingly every Saturday night at 8:00 PM at Krazy Karls pizza. Just don't look directly into his eyes. You might never be able to look away.


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148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, Apr 27, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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Always Believe Your QM, TRAILHEAD!
The Radness That Is Brecken

When I tell you things, I'm not lying. As I've mentioned before, I don't love you enough to lie to you. So when I tell you Prince's video for "Batdance" is one of the greatest things of all time, you better damn well believe me. Right, Turds of Prey? Super fun crowd of regulars last night. And now just newer regulars like the Michigangstas. No, our team list read like a who's who from night gone by. Wood For Steph, Toin Coss, Turds of Prey... Of course, a lot of regular faces, but to have all those team names together on one list again? Brings a caustic tear to my shiny blue eyes. Anyway,
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart... The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that. When not belittling you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer. She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all." Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody. Check out her other misadventures, writing or otherwise, at BreckenBaker.com. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it. And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with. What Chilly Wig-Wam?


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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, Apr 20, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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Sometimes You're Too Good For Your Own Good, TRAILHEAD!
The Radness That Is Brecken

Tonight was our annual Quiz for a Cause for our pals at SAVA. This was the sixth year we've done this, and I'm pretty sure it was our biggest turn out to date. Thanks for your patience with me and thanks for every team buying in! Does this make me happy? You (consensually) bet your sweet ass it does. As I mention every year, there are very, very few things I care about. Very few. But SAVA and the good work that they do definitely make that list. The SAVA (Sexual Assault Victim Advocate) Center is amazing. They offer confidential and free services to sexual assault survivors regardless if it happened today or
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart... The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that. When not belittling you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer. She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all." Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody. Check out her other misadventures, writing or otherwise, at BreckenBaker.com. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it. And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with. What Chilly Wig-Wam?


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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, Apr 13, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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Did You Find It Odd We Had a Clap Round and a Gonorrhea Team, TRAILHEAD?
The Radness That Is Brecken

Quizzers, you have managed to stump me yet again. How is it you can make eight teams feel like 80? I attribute it your big freakin' brains and bigger personalities. And huge, huge cocks. Massive. I did feel pretty happy that we didn't have to play The Quiet Game this week, despite the amount of people. I really hate that. I mean, it's bad enough when I'm not drinking and the rest of you are (thanks to Mike and Kat for doing my Round Seven Shot With Brecken shots, BTW), but then to have to treat you all like a bunch of preschoolers? I much prefer people being seen and not heard. Sorry to team Jennahnanah for butchering
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart... The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that. When not belittling you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer. She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all." Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody. Check out her other misadventures, writing or otherwise, at BreckenBaker.com. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it. And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with. What Chilly Wig-Wam?


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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, Apr 06, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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A Sea of Bodies Floods the TRAILHEAD!
The Radness That Is Brecken

After re-reading the title of this blog, I realize it sounds a little... morbid. Oh well. What I was trying to imply was that we had a packed house again this week! Fortunately there's always enough booze and food to go around. This weeks quiz started off like most nights end: broken glasses, super drunk dudes, and me with a slight buzz. Then it seemed to get eerily calm... Well, except for that one girl. DID YOU KNOW THAT SHE'S BEEN ON HER OWN SINCE SHE WAS SEVENTEEN? Sheesh. Why is there always at least one? Super fun rounds last night! A celebrity/literary before-and-after, and a round where you had to know how to spell and count! Yay! Lots
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart... The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that. When not belittling you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer. She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all." Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody. Check out her other misadventures, writing or otherwise, at BreckenBaker.com. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it. And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with. What Chilly Wig-Wam?


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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, Mar 30, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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I Am The Only One at TRAILHEAD That Hasn't Seen Frozen...
The Radness That Is Brecken

Cartoons, man. I don't get 'em. Home Movies, ATHF, Squidbillies, even Adventure Time. I get those. Those make sense. Those speak to me on some sort of (immature) adult level. But you want me to watch a whole movie of animation? Little Mermaid or GTFO. And can you really consider Frozen "animation"? I watched probably the first ten minutes and it seemed to me it was a lot of CGI Bratz dolls asking if you would "like to do some blow, man?" Then I turned it off. And then I found some blow of my own. I still couldn't bring myself to watch any more of that damn movie. Anyway,
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart... The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that. When not belittling you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer. She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all." Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody. Check out her other misadventures, writing or otherwise, at BreckenBaker.com. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it. And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with. What Chilly Wig-Wam?