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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, July 01, 2015
[Wednesday 7:30 pm]
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Keeping It 100 at the TRAILHEAD!
The Radness That Is Brecken

If you've ever listened or read anything I've ever had to say (which I know you haven't, so what-the-fuck ever), you'd know that I often lament that my only friend is my awesome brother, Eric. I have no other friends. Hell, I even blogged about it last week: no friends, don't want 'em, pretending to be friends and fronting as a "nice person" instead of just telling you the STFU and fuck.  Not having friends is not (usually) a problem, nor is it (ever) a cry for help. (Seriously, if I was "crying for help," it wouldn't be "Hey! I gots no friends, yo!" It would be more, "Hey! I'm 'bout to drink this bottle of Drain-o, yo!" You'd know the difference.)  
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart...

The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that.

When not belittleing you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer.

She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all."

Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody.

Check out her other writing misadventures at Writing As I Write. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it.

And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with.

What Chilly Wig-Wam?


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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, June 24, 2015
[Wednesday 7:30 pm]
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No One, TRAILHEAD. NO ONE.
The Radness That Is Brecken

(The Radness's Note: I shall begin this blog where I begin most every blog: in Nonsense Town. That is where I live and that is where we meet. In Nonsense Town, nothing is sacred, nothing is logical, and my opinion is the only thing that matters.) For this blog, I'll take you back to 1984. What follows are the lyrics to the song Drive by The Cars (formatted to my liking, here in Nonsense Town). They sure do ask a lot of questions, but remember from the blog title, the answer to all questions is NO ONE. "Who's gonna tell you when it's too late?Who's gonna tell you things aren't so great?
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart...

The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that.

When not belittleing you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer.

She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all."

Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody.

Check out her other writing misadventures at Writing As I Write. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it.

And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with.

What Chilly Wig-Wam?


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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, June 17, 2015
[Wednesday 7:30 pm]
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Becky's Gonna Hate Hate Hate at the TRAILHEAD!
The Radness That Is Brecken

By now, we should all know that Becky is a terrible, horrible person. Having a birthday and marrying the human-esque Cole (who Becky just views as a penis holding a wad of cash, I'm sure) in the same month does not make her any better.   If you look back at the blogs from the past, which I do not recommend because they'll confuse you and make you want to kick babies and drown puppies (or vice versa), you'll notice that Becky gets name-dropped the most: more than Cole, more than Doss, more than Lady Doss, even more than the Smittys and Andy.   Why?   BECAUSE
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart...

The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that.

When not belittleing you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer.

She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all."

Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody.

Check out her other writing misadventures at Writing As I Write. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it.

And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with.

What Chilly Wig-Wam?


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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, June 10, 2015
[Wednesday 7:30 pm]
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Meanwhile, Back at the TRAILHEAD...
The Radness That Is Brecken

This blog could have taken on a lot of different titles, as there were a lot of random things said and heard:   1) "I'm From California, but I'm Local Now!" Should Never Be Said at the TRAILHEAD!2) "Hey, No Hard Feelings. This is the the TRAILHEAD!"3) "I Love Her. She The Quiz Goddess" of the TRAILHEAD!4) "Did Brecken Take Off Her Shirt Again?" Duh, TRAILHEAD!5) "Someone Stick a Dick in Andy's Mouth to Shut Him Up, TRAILHEAD!"  It seems more nights, while still fun, follow a very predictable pattern: I explain the rules, people ask me inane questions; I read Round One, someone shouts "ALL OF THEM!" when I ask for repeats; I tell
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart...

The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that.

When not belittleing you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer.

She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all."

Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody.

Check out her other writing misadventures at Writing As I Write. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it.

And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with.

What Chilly Wig-Wam?


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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, June 03, 2015
[Wednesday 7:30 pm]
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The Little Hook Book at the TRAILHEAD!
The Radness That Is Brecken

Thank goodness for Jeff Fischer, author of the book "I Date a Hooker." How else would we know that there are some prostitutes that have never been bowling? We wouldn't. We would be ignorant to that fact.   A big thank you to Danielle for snapping the wonderful pics of the Hook Book (as we are so affectionately calling it).   And also thank you to #ToplessTreeKissers for, uh, kissing topless in trees and emailing me pics.   Oh and a shout out to Scott the Robot for coming in second all by himself. See, some people are just smarter than other people. And some
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart...

The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that.

When not belittleing you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer.

She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all."

Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody.

Check out her other writing misadventures at Writing As I Write. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it.

And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with.

What Chilly Wig-Wam?


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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, May 27, 2015
[Wednesday 7:30 pm]
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I am Out of Context at the TRAILHEAD!
The Radness That Is Brecken

(The Radness's Note: I shall begin this blog where I begin most every blog: in Nonsense Town. That is where I live and that is where we meet. In Nonsense Town, nothing is sacred, nothing is logical, and my opinion is the only thing that matters.) The problem with writing this is that those who need to read it, wont. Just like the bastards that needed to STFU tonight weren't listening to me talking. Life happens. I can't deny it; I can't stop it. I wish I could. I wish I had a magical wand that would erase the past, put us at any point in our lives that we desired, but with all the knowledge we have now. But that can't
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart...

The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that.

When not belittleing you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer.

She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all."

Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody.

Check out her other writing misadventures at Writing As I Write. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it.

And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with.

What Chilly Wig-Wam?


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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, May 20, 2015
[Wednesday 7:30 pm]
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Feels Like October at the TRAILHEAD!
The Radness That Is Brecken

What the hell is going on with the weather? Way too chilly. And why haven't any of our rivers flooded yet? Not that I want them to, but last year it didn't rain nearly this much and they flooded like it was the End of Days.   I blame the return of Jason Heck. Back from NoDak, fortunately. But in his wake came some seriously weird weather patterns.   But, hey: at least the students are gone. If we could just wrap up hockey, life would be a dream.   You know what's not cool? Racism. Not that I witnessed any. I just wanted to remind you that it's not cool.  
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart...

The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that.

When not belittleing you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer.

She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all."

Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody.

Check out her other writing misadventures at Writing As I Write. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it.

And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with.

What Chilly Wig-Wam?


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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, May 13, 2015
[Wednesday 7:30 pm]
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We Do Not Condone Potato Wasting at the TRAILHEAD!
The Radness That Is Brecken

Oh, Trailheaders. The size of your balls never fails to amaze me. I mean, how else do you explain Cole attempting to take on a rabid Rangers fan? And that fan's range of emotion! The highest high when his team successfully out-ice danced the other team to the lowest low at the though of a french fry being wasted. And don't get me wrong: Trailhead does have amazing fries, but amazing enough to threaten to murder Mr. Cole? I doubt anything is that delicious. Except maybe Becky's sweet kisses, but I'm pretty sure Cole would share if it was between that and death. In all honesty, Cole usually
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart...

The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that.

When not belittleing you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer.

She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all."

Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody.

Check out her other writing misadventures at Writing As I Write. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it.

And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with.

What Chilly Wig-Wam?


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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, May 06, 2015
[Wednesday 7:30 pm]
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1 Jager, 1 Jager, 1 Jager at the TRAILHEAD!
The Radness That Is Brecken

How is it May already? HOW IS IT MAY?!?  Damn, the passing of time sure does piss me off.  Anyway, what did we do this week that was fun and/or different? Oh, we took one of our infamous mob-rule "votes" to determine how we'd break the first place tie. We haven't had a tie for first in a while.  So, what won? A dance-off. Duh. They always win. But, since it's the Trailhead, we of course had to put beers in the hands of the dancers. Duh.  Watch the epic battle of Steve from Reece's Peanut Buttstuff vs. Miles from Birth Control to Major Tom.  
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart...

The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that.

When not belittleing you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer.

She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all."

Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody.

Check out her other writing misadventures at Writing As I Write. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it.

And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with.

What Chilly Wig-Wam?


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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, April 29, 2015
[Wednesday 7:30 pm]
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SAVA and Our Annual Quiz for a Cause at the TRAILHEAD!
The Radness That Is Brecken

April is Sexual Assault Awareness Month. As the National Sexual Violence Resource Center says: "It's time to talk about it! Talk early, talk often. Prevent sexual violence."SAVA: heard of them? You should have by now. We do a Quiz for a Cause for them every April! The SAVA (Sexual Assault Victim Advocate) Center is amazing. They offer confidential and free services to sexual assault survivors regardless if it happened today or years ago. Someone is there 24 hours a day to answer questions
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart...

The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that.

When not belittleing you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer.

She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all."

Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody.

Check out her other writing misadventures at Writing As I Write. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it.

And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with.

What Chilly Wig-Wam?


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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, April 22, 2015
[Wednesday 7:30 pm]
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Dave, the TRAILHEAD Hardly Knew You!
The Radness That Is Brecken

This weeks quiz marked the final visit of Dave from Ohio. At least for business purposes, anyway. I'd say we'll miss you, but you're going to move to Vegas and date my mom and then we're going to be a famil, damn it. A BIG, HAPPY FAMILY. In other news, Maren and company showed up to be wowed and dazzled by my microphone skills. Impressed? I sure do hope so, because I am god damn impressive. Lots of teams again. LOTS. Where are all you people coming from? And thanks again to Becky for the pics. Some day I will get my camera fixed. Someday... Sigh... Stay classy, Trailheaders. Wherever you are. ~*~*~Mark
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart...

The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that.

When not belittleing you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer.

She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all."

Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody.

Check out her other writing misadventures at Writing As I Write. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it.

And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with.

What Chilly Wig-Wam?


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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, April 15, 2015
[Wednesday 7:30 pm]
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I'm Not a Dermatologist, But I'll take a Look... at the TRAILHEAD!
The Radness That Is Brecken

(The Radness's Note: I shall begin this blog where I begin most every blog: in Nonsense Town. That is where I live and that is where we meet. In Nonsense Town, nothing is sacred, nothing is logical, and my opinion is the only thing that matters.) (The Radness's Note, Part Deux: Thanks to B-Train [that's what I call you in my head] for recomending a 1% hydrocortisone lotion. I look at my hands now, in their bumpy, itchy state, and wish I had gone to Walmart instead of having one last beer. Sigh. On to the madness...) In the year 1928, a young Joan Crawford was in a movie called "Our Dancing Daughters." In the film,
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart...

The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that.

When not belittleing you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer.

She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all."

Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody.

Check out her other writing misadventures at Writing As I Write. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it.

And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with.

What Chilly Wig-Wam?


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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, April 08, 2015
[Wednesday 7:30 pm]
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I Learned Detroit Has A Baseballer Team Tonight at the TRAILHEAD!
The Radness That Is Brecken

Apparently Detroit's baseballer team is known as the "Lie Ons." Who knew? I guess Matt and Dave of Chalupa Batman did, 'cause they were the ones that told me. Next: I know I can't pronounce words. Most words at least, like Montpelier, archipelago, or any variety of wine that is not Carlo Rossi. But damn it, if the question begins "what oft-mispronounced color...", don't you be shouting ""MAAAVE" at me! Shit, even I know the difference between the sounds an o-circumflex and an a-umlaut make! "Môv" versus "mäv."
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart...

The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that.

When not belittleing you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer.

She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all."

Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody.

Check out her other writing misadventures at Writing As I Write. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it.

And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with.

What Chilly Wig-Wam?


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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, April 01, 2015
[Wednesday 7:30 pm]
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Yeah, I Don't Get it Either, TRAILHEAD!
The Radness That Is Brecken

Sometimes things happen, Trailhead, that are even out of my control. Such was the case tonight with Bacon-Gate. I don't get it, nor do I want to. I'm sure it had something to do with today being April Fools, but what those two things have to do with each other, I know not. So, uh, stop asking. In other news, Matt and the Smittys showed up again tonight! Fuck girlfriends, fuck softball. Amiright? And that Matt, sheesh! He's starting to look like a full-grown man. If I wasn't old enough to have been his super hot teen mom... Boy-howdy. Oh, and tonight, I saw dead
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart...

The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that.

When not belittleing you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer.

She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all."

Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody.

Check out her other writing misadventures at Writing As I Write. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it.

And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with.

What Chilly Wig-Wam?


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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, March 25, 2015
[Wednesday 7:30 pm]
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Dreams Do Come True at the TRAILHEAD!
The Radness That Is Brecken

It finally happened: after literal years of quizzing at the Trailhead, Turds of Prey finally won. Amazing. And they won by a landslide, too. And since you can't have a winner without having a loser, who do we think lost tonight (other than the other 11 teams)? First, I think the terrorists lost. Which terrorists? EXACTLY. Did you see one single terrorist in Trailhead tonight? No? That's because they lost. Second, all those moose Andy and I slaughtered while playing some post-quiz Big Buck Hunter. Sorry, moose dudes. Third, murderers lost. Why? Because Nancy Grace talks
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart...

The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that.

When not belittleing you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer.

She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all."

Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody.

Check out her other writing misadventures at Writing As I Write. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it.

And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with.

What Chilly Wig-Wam?


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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, March 18, 2015
[Wednesday 7:30 pm]
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I Love BETH at the TRAILHEAD!
The Radness That Is Brecken

I had an epic post. And then it got deleted by some stupid keystroke. And then I got filled with rage. And hate. And more rage. Then I decided that writing a new post was in none of our best intrests. Then I ate some faux chicken. And figured out that, hey! Maybe I don't have a Spotify account after all. "Life is death, death is life. I hope that someday this absurdity that humanity has come to will come to an end. Life is too short. I hope anyone that has negative energy towards me will resolve that." (Richard Cobb) Then there was more hate. Followed by rage. Then a calm... And you know what I finally realized?
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart...

The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that.

When not belittleing you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer.

She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all."

Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody.

Check out her other writing misadventures at Writing As I Write. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it.

And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with.

What Chilly Wig-Wam?