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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, Feb 10, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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Punctuating My Mom at the TRAILHEAD!
The Radness That Is Brecken

Holy hell, do you think there were enough of you? Pre-quiz, I was outside smoking when a couple walked by, glanced in the Trailhead window, and commented, "It is PACKED in there!" And of course it was! We go hard. Let's keep it up! By the way, you guys sure are a bunch of special, special people. Did you know my ex-step-dad's name is Von? Sheesh. Can I get a trigger warning first? And what's with all the punctuation in team names? Ampersands! Exclamation Points! Octothorpes! Question Marks! Not that I'm complaining. I'm very much a punctuation advocate. But you must admit: it's... odd... Anyway, I'm off to watch the Clinton/Sanders debate. Who will win? Well,
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart... The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that. When not belittling you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer. She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all." Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody. Check out her other misadventures, writing or otherwise, at BreckenBaker.com. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it. And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with. What Chilly Wig-Wam?


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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, Feb 03, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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Throw Backs and Throw Downs, Courtesy of the TRAILHEAD!
The Radness That Is Brecken

Really, there are only three words that describe what went down at the Trailhead this week: Sweet. Fucking. Christ. Andy and I (mostly Andy) decided that we should celebrate nine years of GWD@TH, albeit a month late. Through the magical power of the internet and social media, Andy set out to contact everyone that has ever spent a Wednesday quizzing with us. And he did a damn fine job too, if I do say so myself. Yeah, I suppose I could have helped, but putting more work in to my work is not something I do. Deal with it. My contribution to the whole event was the brilliant idea that Andy and I dress like we were attending a non-racially
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart... The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that. When not belittling you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer. She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all." Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody. Check out her other misadventures, writing or otherwise, at BreckenBaker.com. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it. And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with. What Chilly Wig-Wam?


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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, Jan 27, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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Apparently "Eggs" and "Ova" Are Different at the TRAILHEAD!
The Radness That Is Brecken

You guys are seriously a bunch of facists some times. You're really gonna give me shit that I took "eggs" in lieu of "ovaries"? From Wikipedia (the most trusted source on the Internet): "The egg cell, or ovum, is the female reproductive cell (gamete) in oogamous organisms." And how in the hell is that "sexist"? And, if you really want to get down to it, I probably shouldn't have taken "ova" or "ovum" either. "Ovary" is the Latin word for "egg." So, uh, "egg" was closer than any of your suck-ass answers. I took three years of Latin, so I should know. Duuuuuhhhhhh. Not that it mattered. Cumtrap Supreme and Ask Steve About His Dog
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart...

The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that.

When not belittleing you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer.

She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all."

Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody.

Check out her other writing misadventures at Writing As I Write. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it.

And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with.

What Chilly Wig-Wam?


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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, Jan 20, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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A Very Musical B-Wreck at the TRAILHEAD!
The Radness That Is Brecken

I honestly don't know why I felt the need to sing everything at Trailhead. There was nothing different or special about last night that would inspire me to break in to "GWD@TH: The Musical!" at every chance. Opening theme song to "Growing Pains"? Check. "Cryin'" by Aerosmith and "Jamie's Crying" by Van Halen? Double check. At least one question and/or answer per round? Octuple check. In other news, I must say that I took the best picture of a team ever. Check out the pic of My Manwich!: they're perfectly angled and there's a ginger heading the table. A freakin' ginger! Best. Picture.
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart...

The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that.

When not belittleing you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer.

She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all."

Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody.

Check out her other writing misadventures at Writing As I Write. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it.

And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with.

What Chilly Wig-Wam?


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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, Jan 13, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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Back At It @ The TRAILHEAD!!!
Andizzle fo' Shizzle

Hey there, Trailhead! It’s been a while since you’ve seen me… only one time in 2015, and almost a year before that. You know, I used to be there almost every week? Man, you’ve changed… it’s ok though, we still had fun, even if almost all of your faces are new. The Radness That Is Brecken was busy mourning David Bowie and preemptively mourning Alan Rickman. Hopefully that subsides next week where she will continue yelling at you, or whatever she does.   Things we learned this week: - Washington DC is not a state. - Cole is literally the worst person ever. And I’ve
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Why yes, Andizzle fo' Shizzle is in fact my legit, legal name (as soon as I change it). Fo' rizzle, bizzle. I've hosted over 700 quizzes since 2008 and have written around 1,000 of our rounds. I'm also a vegetarian, a Jew, and a god damned pretty, pretty princess.

I kick ass and sometimes take names where appropriate; Quizmaster extraordinaire and all around nerd, I host the weekly quiz with both fury and pomp. If you ever find youself in need of a good beating in Halo, tetherball, or a good ole' fashioned PBR chugoff, feel free to let me know.

You can learn a little more about my messed up brain over at my Meet Your Quizmaster interview.

Check out Northern Colorado's Facebook page @ www.facebook.com/NoCoGeeksWhoDrink

I also write beer reviews and articles @ www.PorchDrinking.com

And if you so desire, I can also be found on The Facebooks or on The Twitters, Xbox Live, Steam, League of Legends, Battle.net, and your Mom's house.


--------------- Quiz Schedule ---------------

Beau Jo's Pizza
205 N College Ave
Mondays @ 7:00pm

Pour Brothers Community Tavern
18220 Linden St
Tuesdays @ 8:00pm

The Mainline Ale House
125 S College Ave
Thursdays @ 7:00pm


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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, Jan 06, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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At the TRAILHEAD, Any Reason is a Reason to Drink!
The Radness That Is Brecken

Well, it happened again. I celebrated another birthday at the Trailhead. It's getting harder and harder to keep pretending I'm in my twenties when this is the ninth birthday I've celebrated at GWD@TH. Sigh. The best thing about birthdays at the Trailhead is the best thing about everyday at the Trailhead: booze, buddies and tacos. Birthdays just mean that I also get sweet Justin Bieber stuffed with candy, much like in my most secret fantasies. Mmmmm... chocolate filled Bieber... So thanks for that, Danielle, Brandon, Cole, Becky, Steve, Doss, and, newest pal,
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart...

The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that.

When not belittleing you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer.

She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all."

Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody.

Check out her other writing misadventures at Writing As I Write. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it.

And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with.

What Chilly Wig-Wam?


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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, Dec 30, 2015
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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I Told You the End Was Beer, TRAILHEAD!
The Radness That Is Brecken

This has been the stupidest year ever, but it's over! It's finally, finally over! I cannot remember ever wanting any year to end as badly as I wanted to see the end of 2015. I honestly didn't think any of us were going to make it out alive and not all of us did. We lost friends, wives, grandpas, and pets this year in what seem to be record numbers. Some of us went a little crazy. Some of us learned that people we thought we knew, we really didn't. Some of us made horrible, horrible decisions. But enough about me... I seriously can't think of anything overwhelming good that happened this year that might redeem 2015 in a significant way. About the best thing I can
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart...

The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that.

When not belittleing you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer.

She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all."

Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody.

Check out her other writing misadventures at Writing As I Write. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it.

And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with.

What Chilly Wig-Wam?


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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, Dec 23, 2015
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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Where My Hoe, Hoe, Hoes at, TRAILHEAD?!?
The Radness That Is Brecken

Holy crap. We had ZERO regulars playing last night. A few people that play occasionally and a few I know from other venues, but no regulars. Bananas. But it was Festivus and we were in a festive mood. Especially the group of drunk secretaries in the corner booth, amiright? Volume roller coaster for everyone! Since there were no regulars, there were also no helpies. But I recruited 'em. Thanks Amanda, James, and Dave for your mad giving-out-free-beer skills. No, fuck that: spell it SKILLZ. Yeah. That's how awesome you are. Anyway, I'm off to catch up on some Christmas spirits, if you
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart...

The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that.

When not belittleing you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer.

She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all."

Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody.

Check out her other writing misadventures at Writing As I Write. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it.

And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with.

What Chilly Wig-Wam?


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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, Dec 16, 2015
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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It's The Most Miserable Time of the Year For Smokers of the TRAILHEAD!
The Radness That Is Brecken

Cold. Bone-chilling, dick-shrinking, hobo-freezing-to-death-under-bridges cold. That kind of cold.But did it slow the roll of our quizzers? HELL NO! No matter how cold it is outside, it is always warm deep in the heart of the Trailhead!Obviously the fierce competition keeps it fiery. But then mix in a dash of liquid long johns as served by Pete and Christian, as well as a heaping helping of food from our oft' left out of the love circle Alicia in the kitchen, and you have a recipe for heat. And did you catch sight of the sweaters on Better Than a Handjob? That
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart...

The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that.

When not belittleing you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer.

She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all."

Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody.

Check out her other writing misadventures at Writing As I Write. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it.

And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with.

What Chilly Wig-Wam?


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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, Dec 09, 2015
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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So, A Bunch of Trumps and Limber Members Walk in to the TRAILHEAD...
The Radness That Is Brecken

You know how I feel about bitter rivalries: I love, love, love them. And we had one tonight! Limber Members vs. The Limber Members II. So, yeah, maybe it was a forced rivalry, since I wouldn't let them have a team of twelve, but it was bitter none-the-less.I also made them take the Round Seven Shot with Brecken as a sign of unity and peace. Then I told them to get the fuck back to fighting. You're not Yasser Arafat and this ain't no goddamn UN General Assembly.There was also a sub-rivalry, for lack of a better term. Tonight saw a race to the finish between Trump Card, #Can'tStumpTheTrump,
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart...

The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that.

When not belittleing you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer.

She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all."

Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody.

Check out her other writing misadventures at Writing As I Write. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it.

And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with.

What Chilly Wig-Wam?


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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, Dec 02, 2015
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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Robots From the Future! At the TRAILHEAD!
The Radness That Is Brecken

Being a robot from the future is the only logical explanation as to how the one-man team Better Late Than Pregnant beat, nay, massacred all of you. With eighty one points. And all most all the beer questions. And his brain tied behind his back. I mean, sure, there might be another reason, but I'm going with robots, which means the Singularity has occurred. Time to bow down to our robot overlords and their epic beards. In other dystopian-future related news, our pal Cole had another trip around the sun. As I said last night, he doesn't look a day older than four weeks dead. Happy Hatching Day, Cole! Oh, here's
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart...

The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that.

When not belittleing you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer.

She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all."

Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody.

Check out her other writing misadventures at Writing As I Write. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it.

And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with.

What Chilly Wig-Wam?


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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, Nov 18, 2015
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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Racistly Confused at the TRAILHEAD!
The Radness That Is Brecken

So, let me explain the title... In Round 6, This Round Is For Quitters, we had a question describing Australia as "Satan's paradise." However, every time I would read the question, the girl from MDM Heeeyy, the team sitting behind me, would shout, "RACIST!" I read the question and she shouted "RACIST!" five times before I finally understood what exactly she was saying, not getting it until the answer recap. But, actually, I still don't really understand... Here's where it gets confusing: the question also mentioned Iggy Azalea, a coal fire, and Mount Wingen. What part exactly was "racist"? Was she
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart...

The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that.

When not belittleing you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer.

She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all."

Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody.

Check out her other writing misadventures at Writing As I Write. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it.

And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with.

What Chilly Wig-Wam?


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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, Nov 11, 2015
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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Relive The Glory Days @ The TRAILHEAD!!!
Andizzle fo' Shizzle

Oh, hi there Trailhead. It’s been a while since I’ve been inside you… well, on the hosting end, anyway. Like, almost two years. Did you know that I used to be a regular host of the TH on and off again for several years back in the day? Probably not, because lots of your faces are now unfamiliar, but that’s alright. It was just a super weird experience to see the baby that I helped nurture into the ridiculous quiz that it was change and grow up. Well, I’m not sure you’ve grown up, but you sure have morphed into something else. Something…. foreign. Still good, just not what I remember…. Which isn’t much, because tequila.  Anywho,
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Why yes, Andizzle fo' Shizzle is in fact my legit, legal name (as soon as I change it). Fo' rizzle, bizzle. I've hosted over 700 quizzes since 2008 and have written around 1,000 of our rounds. I'm also a vegetarian, a Jew, and a god damned pretty, pretty princess.

I kick ass and sometimes take names where appropriate; Quizmaster extraordinaire and all around nerd, I host the weekly quiz with both fury and pomp. If you ever find youself in need of a good beating in Halo, tetherball, or a good ole' fashioned PBR chugoff, feel free to let me know.

You can learn a little more about my messed up brain over at my Meet Your Quizmaster interview.

Check out Northern Colorado's Facebook page @ www.facebook.com/NoCoGeeksWhoDrink

I also write beer reviews and articles @ www.PorchDrinking.com

And if you so desire, I can also be found on The Facebooks or on The Twitters, Xbox Live, Steam, League of Legends, Battle.net, and your Mom's house.


--------------- Quiz Schedule ---------------

Beau Jo's Pizza
205 N College Ave
Mondays @ 7:00pm

Pour Brothers Community Tavern
18220 Linden St
Tuesdays @ 8:00pm

The Mainline Ale House
125 S College Ave
Thursdays @ 7:00pm


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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, Nov 04, 2015
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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Dead Wives, Awesome Wives, We Love 'Em All at the TRAILHEAD!
The Radness That Is Brecken

We'll first begin with dead wives. I'm not going to tell you whose wife died, 'cause that's not my job, but I'll tell you this: remember team MWJD? Yeah, that stands for "My Wife Just Died." Sad? You betcha. But husband-turned-widower stuck with her through four years of what they thought was remission, only to be blind-sided this summer by a new cancer and less than a few weeks to live. I can't even get a guy to stick around after seeing me belligerently drunk for the first time. Regardless, after the fatal diagnosis, our friend and truly good guy did the most loving thing possible and married the fine lady. She departed
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart...

The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that.

When not belittleing you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer.

She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all."

Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody.

Check out her other writing misadventures at Writing As I Write. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it.

And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with.

What Chilly Wig-Wam?


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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, Oct 28, 2015
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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TRAILHEAD: Still New Belgium's Top Girl
The Radness That Is Brecken

New Belgium loves the Trail Head. It's true. And I don't think it's simply a case of our proximity to the brewery. No, I think it's because Dobber and crew (also known as Boner Jamz '03) recognize the fact that, not only is TH the best bar in town with the hottest bartenders (Chief and Pete) and the bestest-ever QM (me), but also because our quizzers quiz hard. New Belgium showed up last night to buy the teams with the highest score per round a pitcher, plus the winning team, Chalupa Batman, got a pitcher and t-shirts. How's that for awesome? Of
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart...

The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that.

When not belittleing you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer.

She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all."

Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody.

Check out her other writing misadventures at Writing As I Write. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it.

And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with.

What Chilly Wig-Wam?


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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, Oct 21, 2015
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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"Only Time We've Scored 88 Points and Came in Forth" at the TRAILHEAD!
The Radness That Is Brecken

That's right: scores were sickeningly high. Team I'm Just Here Because The Laboratory Closed came in and cleaned up. And since they won, now they have to come back again. See how this works? Step up your game, Trailheaders! As always, Chalupa Batman had the highest score per capita, with 29 and 1/3 points per member. Yes, we know you're smart. But you have to show up to remind us more than once every few months! Fully packed bar again tonight. Surprisingly, there were no sports ballers there for us to pick on. That's always a good feeling. A few more weeks and the dreaded baseball will be over... for at least a month or
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart...

The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that.

When not belittleing you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer.

She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all."

Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody.

Check out her other writing misadventures at Writing As I Write. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it.

And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with.

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