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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, May 25, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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A Tale of Two Toms at the TRAILHEAD!
The Radness That Is Brecken

I've been telling you over and over and over: Tom Hanks needs to be stopped. We need to occupy him. And Hollywood circa 1996 has again reached through time to remind us why this occupy movement is so important: because all of you forgot about Tom Everett Scott. Let me break this down. That Thing You Do! was the first role for Mr. Scott, and he got top billing over every one's alleged fav Mr. Hanks. But what have the two Toms been doing since then? Tom Hanks:- Got his prints in the cement in front of Grauman's Chinese Theatre,- Starred in Saving Private Ryan,- Produced
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart... The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that. When not belittling you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer. She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all." Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody. Check out her other misadventures, writing or otherwise, at BreckenBaker.com. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it. And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with. What Chilly Wig-Wam?


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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, May 18, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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Dance Parties, Closet Sexting, and Murder. Must Be the TRAILHEAD!
The Radness That Is Brecken

If I had to pick a group of people to spend every Wednesday with for all of eternity it would be you, Trailheaders. Seriously. Every week a get a measured dose of drama, comedy, romance, suspense. It's like living in the world's greatest film festival. Last night was no exception. We even got to make friends with a bunch of winners known as USDA Certified Queef. Thanks for riding along on the crazy train with us! Of course, now you have to come back and prove your win wasn't a fluke. We also had the unfortunate return of Greg. Don't get me wrong: Greg's a great guy... Until you pour ten or so shots of whiskey in him. Then he
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart... The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that. When not belittling you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer. She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all." Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody. Check out her other misadventures, writing or otherwise, at BreckenBaker.com. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it. And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with. What Chilly Wig-Wam?


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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, May 11, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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Learn Your Cop Shows, TRAILHEAD!
The Radness That Is Brecken

First off, Starsky & Hutch were dudes. Tots didn't match the female duos theme, did it? Second, S&H ran in the second-half of the Seventies, which were not the Eighties. Sheesh. It's okay, though. You guys don't know your Constitutional amendments, so what do I expect? Other than your obvious failures, overall good night. It was nice to see Fuck Those Guys again! It's been waaaaaaayyy too long. And thanks for lending me money, Ben! I'm good for it... Or you can always find me next Wednesday at Trailhead. It's not often that I'm MIA, but when I am, I'M SORRY, okay? I AM FUCKING SORRY. Please
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart... The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that. When not belittling you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer. She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all." Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody. Check out her other misadventures, writing or otherwise, at BreckenBaker.com. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it. And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with. What Chilly Wig-Wam?


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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, May 04, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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A new night and a new face at the Trailhead.
Weapon Z

What’s up Trailheaders!  I had a great time with you all last night!  Big shout out to Brecken for giving me a call to fill in for her for the evening.  You all are an awesome crowd and the Trailhead is a perfect spot for Geeks Who Drink’s unique form of debauchery.  It’s no wonder it’s one of the original spots in Fort Collins that Geeks Who Drink has had the honor of calling home. What did we learn last night?  We explored some alternative definitions of auto manufacturer’s model names.  We learned that while Brazil is hosting an Olympic games, it is most certainly not a city.  We also learned all about red states who
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Quizmaster Zach is an avid fan of Rush: the Holy Triumvirate, and spends the majority of his free time watching irreverent comedies such as Portlandia, Trailer Park Boys and It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. When he is away from the television he plays ice hockey (poorly), hosts quiz (poorly) and eats food (poorly). To be honest, QM Zach does most things poorly but that's easily overlooked because he is so good looking. The only thing he is good at is doing a karaoke version of YYZ. You can see QM Zach live and in person and judge him accordingly every Saturday night at 8:00 PM at Krazy Karls pizza. Just don't look directly into his eyes. You might never be able to look away.


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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, Apr 27, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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Always Believe Your QM, TRAILHEAD!
The Radness That Is Brecken

When I tell you things, I'm not lying. As I've mentioned before, I don't love you enough to lie to you. So when I tell you Prince's video for "Batdance" is one of the greatest things of all time, you better damn well believe me. Right, Turds of Prey? Super fun crowd of regulars last night. And now just newer regulars like the Michigangstas. No, our team list read like a who's who from night gone by. Wood For Steph, Toin Coss, Turds of Prey... Of course, a lot of regular faces, but to have all those team names together on one list again? Brings a caustic tear to my shiny blue eyes. Anyway,
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart... The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that. When not belittling you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer. She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all." Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody. Check out her other misadventures, writing or otherwise, at BreckenBaker.com. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it. And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with. What Chilly Wig-Wam?


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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, Apr 20, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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Sometimes You're Too Good For Your Own Good, TRAILHEAD!
The Radness That Is Brecken

Tonight was our annual Quiz for a Cause for our pals at SAVA. This was the sixth year we've done this, and I'm pretty sure it was our biggest turn out to date. Thanks for your patience with me and thanks for every team buying in! Does this make me happy? You (consensually) bet your sweet ass it does. As I mention every year, there are very, very few things I care about. Very few. But SAVA and the good work that they do definitely make that list. The SAVA (Sexual Assault Victim Advocate) Center is amazing. They offer confidential and free services to sexual assault survivors regardless if it happened today or
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart... The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that. When not belittling you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer. She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all." Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody. Check out her other misadventures, writing or otherwise, at BreckenBaker.com. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it. And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with. What Chilly Wig-Wam?


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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, Apr 13, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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Did You Find It Odd We Had a Clap Round and a Gonorrhea Team, TRAILHEAD?
The Radness That Is Brecken

Quizzers, you have managed to stump me yet again. How is it you can make eight teams feel like 80? I attribute it your big freakin' brains and bigger personalities. And huge, huge cocks. Massive. I did feel pretty happy that we didn't have to play The Quiet Game this week, despite the amount of people. I really hate that. I mean, it's bad enough when I'm not drinking and the rest of you are (thanks to Mike and Kat for doing my Round Seven Shot With Brecken shots, BTW), but then to have to treat you all like a bunch of preschoolers? I much prefer people being seen and not heard. Sorry to team Jennahnanah for butchering
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart... The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that. When not belittling you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer. She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all." Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody. Check out her other misadventures, writing or otherwise, at BreckenBaker.com. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it. And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with. What Chilly Wig-Wam?


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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, Apr 06, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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A Sea of Bodies Floods the TRAILHEAD!
The Radness That Is Brecken

After re-reading the title of this blog, I realize it sounds a little... morbid. Oh well. What I was trying to imply was that we had a packed house again this week! Fortunately there's always enough booze and food to go around. This weeks quiz started off like most nights end: broken glasses, super drunk dudes, and me with a slight buzz. Then it seemed to get eerily calm... Well, except for that one girl. DID YOU KNOW THAT SHE'S BEEN ON HER OWN SINCE SHE WAS SEVENTEEN? Sheesh. Why is there always at least one? Super fun rounds last night! A celebrity/literary before-and-after, and a round where you had to know how to spell and count! Yay! Lots
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart... The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that. When not belittling you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer. She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all." Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody. Check out her other misadventures, writing or otherwise, at BreckenBaker.com. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it. And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with. What Chilly Wig-Wam?


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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, Mar 30, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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I Am The Only One at TRAILHEAD That Hasn't Seen Frozen...
The Radness That Is Brecken

Cartoons, man. I don't get 'em. Home Movies, ATHF, Squidbillies, even Adventure Time. I get those. Those make sense. Those speak to me on some sort of (immature) adult level. But you want me to watch a whole movie of animation? Little Mermaid or GTFO. And can you really consider Frozen "animation"? I watched probably the first ten minutes and it seemed to me it was a lot of CGI Bratz dolls asking if you would "like to do some blow, man?" Then I turned it off. And then I found some blow of my own. I still couldn't bring myself to watch any more of that damn movie. Anyway,
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart... The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that. When not belittling you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer. She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all." Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody. Check out her other misadventures, writing or otherwise, at BreckenBaker.com. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it. And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with. What Chilly Wig-Wam?


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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, Mar 16, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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Drive, Maybe Run, Don't Walk, From the Cops
Sweet Adam

I sincerely hope everyone on this planet gets to experience running from the cops at some point in their lives. And let me clarify – not in the “robbed a bank” or “committed grievous bodily harm to someone else” way but in the harmless “cops busted up our high school party” way or “I went a little over the speed limit and tried to sneak out of it.” Case in point was last night. I stuck around to enjoy some nibbles at the Trailhead and was loading the other half of my boxes in the car in front of Austin’s. A black Ford Ranger-sized truck sped past on Mountain going westbound and quickly whipped into a center parking spot. He
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Across the assorted continuities of the universe, there have been various interpretations of Adam. One of Adam's most notable characteristics in any form was his adamant commitment to leadership by example, and avoidance of any hypocrisy in his command. Adam is a wise and essentially upbeat battlefield general.

Other minor details about Adam's personality and personal life — for example, his dislike of rap music ("Blaster Blues" and "Quest for Survival"), which set him at odds with some music-loving characters. Adam also enjoys televised sports, most notably softball which he even plays ("The Master Builder"), as well as setting up a basketball court outside the quiz. Though Adam's personality is like that of a human man age 40-50, he is not above watching afternoon soap operas.

I like gin and tonics.


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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, Mar 09, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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A God Among Men at the TRAILHEAD!
The Radness That Is Brecken

Well, it happened again: a team of one took the Trailhead. And he's a local, so watch the hell out. Ben (playing as Shameless Team of One) kicked some serious ass with 78 points all by his little lonesome. And he wasn't even going to show up... And check this out: the team he was playing on last week one for the first time in almost exactly a year, but the only won with 69 super-sexual points. I think this proves who has the brains on the team. Just sayin'... In other news, this was the first time I have ever given half points for questions. On Round Five, I told you I wanted first and last names of the characters,
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart... The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that. When not belittling you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer. She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all." Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody. Check out her other misadventures, writing or otherwise, at BreckenBaker.com. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it. And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with. What Chilly Wig-Wam?


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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, Mar 02, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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Paul From the TRAILHEAD Is the Only Person That Saw Megamind!
The Radness That Is Brecken

True, he was drunk and it was at the dollar theater, but that still counts, right? Quiz is... kind of a blur. I think it's due to the fact that, against all odds, I was in a good mood. Crazy, right? That is not a thing that happens in my world. And I had had a shitty day to boot! I should have been angrier than a wet hornets nest, but I wasn't. 'Tis the power of the Trailhead, I suppose. It all started when, before leaving the house, I decided, "Fuck it. I'm wearing a tank top." That seems to always get things off to a good start. To continue my mood of goodness, I had a lovely post-quiz chat with Matt and Nate of Smitty fame. Then
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart... The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that. When not belittling you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer. She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all." Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody. Check out her other misadventures, writing or otherwise, at BreckenBaker.com. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it. And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with. What Chilly Wig-Wam?


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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, Feb 24, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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Brain Surgery Makes You Smart, TRAILHEAD!
The Radness That Is Brecken

So, okay, that might not be 100% true, as Brandon from If We Lose, It's Because of the Brain Surgery was pretty goddamn smart to begin with. (Is there a doctor in the house? Yes. And usually it's only Brandon.) You know what else is smart? Twelve teams in full quizzing glory, playing it out like only my GWD@TH teams can. Who else would get so freaking excited about American Graffiti and THX1138? Oh, the Trailhead's fish tacos as prepared by Tom and/or Alicia! So smart! So delicious! Know what's not very smart? ME, for thinking I'm responsible enough to eat
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart... The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that. When not belittling you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer. She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all." Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody. Check out her other misadventures, writing or otherwise, at BreckenBaker.com. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it. And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with. What Chilly Wig-Wam?


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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, Feb 17, 2016
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TRAILHEAD Knows Their Timbaland!
The Radness That Is Brecken

'Twas an excellent night of pre-GDX liver workouts, wasn't it? Another full house, again, which is always nice. And CRAZY HIGH scores again. Fisted Sister with 94? I would be shocked and amazed, but it's Fisted Sister. As I mentioned, they're always in it to win it. I'd be shocked if they scored less than 80, to be honest. Let's get a little friendly rivalry going, shall we? Oh and we had a round on godless characters! Such fun! There is nothing I enjoy more than listening to eight audio clips of atheist characters. NOTHING. This weekend we're all going to Denver to celebrate our geekiness at Geek Bowl Ten. And by "celebrate," I mean
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart... The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that. When not belittling you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer. She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all." Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody. Check out her other misadventures, writing or otherwise, at BreckenBaker.com. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it. And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with. What Chilly Wig-Wam?


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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, Feb 10, 2016
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Punctuating My Mom at the TRAILHEAD!
The Radness That Is Brecken

Holy hell, do you think there were enough of you? Pre-quiz, I was outside smoking when a couple walked by, glanced in the Trailhead window, and commented, "It is PACKED in there!" And of course it was! We go hard. Let's keep it up! By the way, you guys sure are a bunch of special, special people. Did you know my ex-step-dad's name is Von? Sheesh. Can I get a trigger warning first? And what's with all the punctuation in team names? Ampersands! Exclamation Points! Octothorpes! Question Marks! Not that I'm complaining. I'm very much a punctuation advocate. But you must admit: it's... odd... Anyway, I'm off to watch the Clinton/Sanders debate. Who will win? Well,
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart... The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that. When not belittling you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer. She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all." Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody. Check out her other misadventures, writing or otherwise, at BreckenBaker.com. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it. And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with. What Chilly Wig-Wam?


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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, Feb 03, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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Throw Backs and Throw Downs, Courtesy of the TRAILHEAD!
The Radness That Is Brecken

Really, there are only three words that describe what went down at the Trailhead this week: Sweet. Fucking. Christ. Andy and I (mostly Andy) decided that we should celebrate nine years of GWD@TH, albeit a month late. Through the magical power of the internet and social media, Andy set out to contact everyone that has ever spent a Wednesday quizzing with us. And he did a damn fine job too, if I do say so myself. Yeah, I suppose I could have helped, but putting more work in to my work is not something I do. Deal with it. My contribution to the whole event was the brilliant idea that Andy and I dress like we were attending a non-racially
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart... The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that. When not belittling you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer. She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all." Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody. Check out her other misadventures, writing or otherwise, at BreckenBaker.com. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it. And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with. What Chilly Wig-Wam?