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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, August 26, 2015
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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Eight Years of Never Starting on Time at the TRAILHEAD!
The Radness That Is Brecken

Eight years, people. EIGHT YEARS. Where has the time gone? And how have we all not managed to kill each other?If I think back to the very, very first GWD@TH I hosted, I never would have imagined I'd still be here today. No, I had dreams and goals and aspirations way beyond the scope of the Trailhead, yet here I remain.My then co-host Louis, after hosting for a mere year or so before he quit, made me promise that I wouldn't give up my hosting duties. We were sitting on the rooftop at Noodles, probably eating Sriracha with a spoon. "People like you, Brecken," he said. "They respond to you well. Don't quit."See, then, as has
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart...

The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that.

When not belittleing you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer.

She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all."

Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody.

Check out her other writing misadventures at Writing As I Write. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it.

And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with.

What Chilly Wig-Wam?


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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, August 19, 2015
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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You Can't Ever Get What You Want, TRAILHEAD!
The Radness That Is Brecken

(The Radness's Note: I shall begin this blog where I begin most every blog: in Nonsense Town. That is where I live and that is where we meet. In Nonsense Town, nothing is sacred, nothing is logical, and my opinion is the only thing that matters. Which means, "Don't read this, Becky.")Hey there. Hey.I've tried being nice, I've tried being mean. Nothing works. Nothing matters.Nothing seems to work out the way I plan, so what's the fucking point in planning? There isn't one.Plan to be happy? SUCK IT. Not happening.Plan to start over? SUCK IT. Not happening.Plan to at
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart...

The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that.

When not belittleing you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer.

She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all."

Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody.

Check out her other writing misadventures at Writing As I Write. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it.

And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with.

What Chilly Wig-Wam?


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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, August 12, 2015
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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If You Buy a Creep a Jager... For You, TRAILHEAD!
The Radness That Is Brecken

Since I love all of you so much, I wrote you this adorable short story. Enjoy!"If you buy a creep a Jager,He's going to buy you a JagerWhen he buys you a Jager,He'll think that you're buddies.Once he thinks that you're buddies,He'll ask to rub your shoulders.When  you tell him, 'No, don't touch me.'You'll still have to fight him off.When you've fought him of, you ask your pal Nick to intervene.After Nick intervenes, you'll go outside to smoke, hoping to find the creep gone when you return.But who can shake a creep?You go back and tell the creep, 'I've got a man.'
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart...

The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that.

When not belittleing you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer.

She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all."

Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody.

Check out her other writing misadventures at Writing As I Write. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it.

And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with.

What Chilly Wig-Wam?


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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, August 05, 2015
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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Apparently I'm a Ballerina, TRAILHEAD!
The Radness That Is Brecken

You didn't know that, did you? But, yes, some dude told me I was the prettiest ballerina he had seen all night. So take that.   So it doesn't matter that I'm dumb and forgetful, 'cause I'm pretty and that's all that matters.   I'm also tired as hell. Maybe I should change my mantra from "Party, Party, PARTY!" to "Sleep, Sleep, SLEEP." I feel like the god damn walking dead.   At least we all lived through July. Stay classy, Trailheaders. Wherever you are.
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart...

The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that.

When not belittleing you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer.

She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all."

Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody.

Check out her other writing misadventures at Writing As I Write. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it.

And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with.

What Chilly Wig-Wam?


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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, July 29, 2015
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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Thankfully, July is Almost Over, TRAILHEAD!
The Radness That Is Brecken

And, boy, has it been a doozy! Death and love and loss and hate and hook ups and marriages and injuries and visitors and more death... I sure do hope you got some of the good stuff, 'cause it sure does seem like I've been getting the shitty end of this deal. Going forward, my motto shall be JULY: Not Even Once.There was a spot of good tonight on my otherwise Perfect Record of Failure: my mom Coke graced us with her presence tonight. In tow was my possible new bestie Sara. They came all the way from Sin City to class up the Trailhead. Mom, as you may remember, was an OG founder of The Bitter Disappointments
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart...

The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that.

When not belittleing you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer.

She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all."

Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody.

Check out her other writing misadventures at Writing As I Write. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it.

And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with.

What Chilly Wig-Wam?


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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, July 22, 2015
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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Good Times, Bad Times, You Know We've Had Our Share, TRAILHEAD!
The Radness That Is Brecken

I ate way too many tacos to be comfortable, so I'll keep this short and sweet.   This July has been the worst/best month of my entire life. The highest highs, the lowest lows. A lesser person would have checked out by now, but, as we know, I am pretty much the coolest person ever.   Still, when life has decided to not give you the lemons with which to make proverbial lemon-aide but has instead decided to squeeze them directly in to your big, beautiful blue eyes, it can be really hard to see the light at the end of the tunnel. Thankfully, even though I tend to forget, I do have friends.   And for
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart...

The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that.

When not belittleing you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer.

She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all."

Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody.

Check out her other writing misadventures at Writing As I Write. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it.

And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with.

What Chilly Wig-Wam?


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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, July 15, 2015
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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Shower the People You Love With Love, TRAILHEAD!
The Radness That Is Brecken

Sad news from QM Land. As most of you know, I was a quizzer before I became your QM known as The Radness That is Brecken, way back in 2007. Back when I was obnoxious off the mic, I had an epic team called The Bitter Disappointments. It consisted of myself, my brother Eric, my mother Coke, my best friend Micah, and some douche bag I was dating at the time. Anyway, as you probably also
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart...

The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that.

When not belittleing you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer.

She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all."

Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody.

Check out her other writing misadventures at Writing As I Write. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it.

And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with.

What Chilly Wig-Wam?


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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, July 08, 2015
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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Don't Let's Start, TRAILHEAD!
The Radness That Is Brecken

First off, Tuesday was my half birthday and no one said anything. Thanks for nothing.   But, still, I was all proud and happy 'cause I finally fixed the goddamn camera! The lovely Danielle offered to take pictures, too. Fortune seemed to be smiling on me.   Well, as we all know, nothing ever works out right for me.   But, oh well. I think we had a grand old time, with a lot of new faces in the room. I appreciate all those that came out despite the fact that it felt like September, rather than July, outside. I'd complain, but it's Colorado and I think we all know better than to try and predict the weather.   Anyway,
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart...

The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that.

When not belittleing you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer.

She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all."

Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody.

Check out her other writing misadventures at Writing As I Write. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it.

And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with.

What Chilly Wig-Wam?


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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, July 01, 2015
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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Keeping It 100 at the TRAILHEAD!
The Radness That Is Brecken

If you've ever listened or read anything I've ever had to say (which I know you haven't, so what-the-fuck ever), you'd know that I often lament that my only friend is my awesome brother, Eric. I have no other friends. Hell, I even blogged about it last week: no friends, don't want 'em, pretending to be friends and fronting as a "nice person" instead of just telling you the STFU and fuck.  Not having friends is not (usually) a problem, nor is it (ever) a cry for help. (Seriously, if I was "crying for help," it wouldn't be "Hey! I gots no friends, yo!" It would be more, "Hey! I'm 'bout to drink this bottle of Drain-o, yo!" You'd know the difference.)  
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart...

The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that.

When not belittleing you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer.

She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all."

Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody.

Check out her other writing misadventures at Writing As I Write. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it.

And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with.

What Chilly Wig-Wam?


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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, June 24, 2015
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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No One, TRAILHEAD. NO ONE.
The Radness That Is Brecken

(The Radness's Note: I shall begin this blog where I begin most every blog: in Nonsense Town. That is where I live and that is where we meet. In Nonsense Town, nothing is sacred, nothing is logical, and my opinion is the only thing that matters.) For this blog, I'll take you back to 1984. What follows are the lyrics to the song Drive by The Cars (formatted to my liking, here in Nonsense Town). They sure do ask a lot of questions, but remember from the blog title, the answer to all questions is NO ONE. "Who's gonna tell you when it's too late?Who's gonna tell you things aren't so great?
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart...

The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that.

When not belittleing you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer.

She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all."

Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody.

Check out her other writing misadventures at Writing As I Write. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it.

And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with.

What Chilly Wig-Wam?


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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, June 17, 2015
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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Becky's Gonna Hate Hate Hate at the TRAILHEAD!
The Radness That Is Brecken

By now, we should all know that Becky is a terrible, horrible person. Having a birthday and marrying the human-esque Cole (who Becky just views as a penis holding a wad of cash, I'm sure) in the same month does not make her any better.   If you look back at the blogs from the past, which I do not recommend because they'll confuse you and make you want to kick babies and drown puppies (or vice versa), you'll notice that Becky gets name-dropped the most: more than Cole, more than Doss, more than Lady Doss, even more than the Smittys and Andy.   Why?   BECAUSE
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart...

The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that.

When not belittleing you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer.

She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all."

Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody.

Check out her other writing misadventures at Writing As I Write. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it.

And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with.

What Chilly Wig-Wam?


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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, June 10, 2015
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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Meanwhile, Back at the TRAILHEAD...
The Radness That Is Brecken

This blog could have taken on a lot of different titles, as there were a lot of random things said and heard:   1) "I'm From California, but I'm Local Now!" Should Never Be Said at the TRAILHEAD!2) "Hey, No Hard Feelings. This is the the TRAILHEAD!"3) "I Love Her. She The Quiz Goddess" of the TRAILHEAD!4) "Did Brecken Take Off Her Shirt Again?" Duh, TRAILHEAD!5) "Someone Stick a Dick in Andy's Mouth to Shut Him Up, TRAILHEAD!"  It seems more nights, while still fun, follow a very predictable pattern: I explain the rules, people ask me inane questions; I read Round One, someone shouts "ALL OF THEM!" when I ask for repeats; I tell
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart...

The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that.

When not belittleing you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer.

She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all."

Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody.

Check out her other writing misadventures at Writing As I Write. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it.

And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with.

What Chilly Wig-Wam?


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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, June 03, 2015
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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The Little Hook Book at the TRAILHEAD!
The Radness That Is Brecken

Thank goodness for Jeff Fischer, author of the book "I Date a Hooker." How else would we know that there are some prostitutes that have never been bowling? We wouldn't. We would be ignorant to that fact.   A big thank you to Danielle for snapping the wonderful pics of the Hook Book (as we are so affectionately calling it).   And also thank you to #ToplessTreeKissers for, uh, kissing topless in trees and emailing me pics.   Oh and a shout out to Scott the Robot for coming in second all by himself. See, some people are just smarter than other people. And some
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart...

The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that.

When not belittleing you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer.

She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all."

Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody.

Check out her other writing misadventures at Writing As I Write. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it.

And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with.

What Chilly Wig-Wam?


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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, May 27, 2015
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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I am Out of Context at the TRAILHEAD!
The Radness That Is Brecken

(The Radness's Note: I shall begin this blog where I begin most every blog: in Nonsense Town. That is where I live and that is where we meet. In Nonsense Town, nothing is sacred, nothing is logical, and my opinion is the only thing that matters.) The problem with writing this is that those who need to read it, wont. Just like the bastards that needed to STFU tonight weren't listening to me talking. Life happens. I can't deny it; I can't stop it. I wish I could. I wish I had a magical wand that would erase the past, put us at any point in our lives that we desired, but with all the knowledge we have now. But that can't
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart...

The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that.

When not belittleing you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer.

She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all."

Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody.

Check out her other writing misadventures at Writing As I Write. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it.

And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with.

What Chilly Wig-Wam?


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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, May 20, 2015
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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Feels Like October at the TRAILHEAD!
The Radness That Is Brecken

What the hell is going on with the weather? Way too chilly. And why haven't any of our rivers flooded yet? Not that I want them to, but last year it didn't rain nearly this much and they flooded like it was the End of Days.   I blame the return of Jason Heck. Back from NoDak, fortunately. But in his wake came some seriously weird weather patterns.   But, hey: at least the students are gone. If we could just wrap up hockey, life would be a dream.   You know what's not cool? Racism. Not that I witnessed any. I just wanted to remind you that it's not cool.  
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart...

The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that.

When not belittleing you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer.

She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all."

Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody.

Check out her other writing misadventures at Writing As I Write. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it.

And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with.

What Chilly Wig-Wam?


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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, May 13, 2015
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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We Do Not Condone Potato Wasting at the TRAILHEAD!
The Radness That Is Brecken

Oh, Trailheaders. The size of your balls never fails to amaze me. I mean, how else do you explain Cole attempting to take on a rabid Rangers fan? And that fan's range of emotion! The highest high when his team successfully out-ice danced the other team to the lowest low at the though of a french fry being wasted. And don't get me wrong: Trailhead does have amazing fries, but amazing enough to threaten to murder Mr. Cole? I doubt anything is that delicious. Except maybe Becky's sweet kisses, but I'm pretty sure Cole would share if it was between that and death. In all honesty, Cole usually
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart...

The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that.

When not belittleing you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer.

She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all."

Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody.

Check out her other writing misadventures at Writing As I Write. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it.

And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with.

What Chilly Wig-Wam?