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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, Dec 07, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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Sometimes My Brain's Synapses Call A Cease-Fire at the TRAILHEAD.
The Radness That Is Brecken

Do you realize my birthday is in exactly one month? One month?!? How has it already been almost a full year since I was bemoaning my last birthday? I've been fighting it since Thanksgiving: the end-of-year  Stay classy, Trailheaders. Wherever you are. Do you think that I write more than this blog? Well, I don't. Suck it. WritingAsIWrite.blogspot.com is a place you should never go. You should also never go to BreckenBaker.com, because that is not the repository for all things me related. 
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart... The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that. When not belittling you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer. She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all." Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody. Check out her other misadventures, writing or otherwise, at BreckenBaker.com. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it. And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with. What Chilly Wig-Wam?


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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, Nov 30, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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Baby, It's Cold Outside the TRAILHEAD!
The Radness That Is Brecken

Okay, for reals this time: that was the last quiz of November. Just when you think you know how to read a calender... Sheesh. Anyway, not a bad turn out, especially considering it was face-freezing numb. I really, really wish I could stop winter for you, I really do. But, alas, that is not a power my GWD overloads have yet granted me. Maybe sometime in the next ten years of hosting. Sigh... Try and stay warm so i can see all of you next week, okay? Stay classy, Trailheaders. Wherever you are. Do you think that I write more than this blog? Well, I don't. Suck it. WritingAsIWrite.blogspot.com
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart... The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that. When not belittling you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer. She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all." Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody. Check out her other misadventures, writing or otherwise, at BreckenBaker.com. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it. And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with. What Chilly Wig-Wam?


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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, Nov 23, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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You're The Turkey, TRAILHEAD!
The Radness That Is Brecken

Well, that was the last quiz of November.   Stay classy, Trailheaders. Wherever you are. Do you think that I write more than this blog? Well, I don't. Suck it. WritingAsIWrite.blogspot.com is a place you should never go. You should also never go to BreckenBaker.com, because that is not the repository for all things me related.  And I make with the Twitters where we all #OccupyTomHanks. Chuck
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart... The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that. When not belittling you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer. She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all." Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody. Check out her other misadventures, writing or otherwise, at BreckenBaker.com. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it. And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with. What Chilly Wig-Wam?


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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, Nov 16, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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Just A Bunch of Lithuanians at the TRAILHEAD!
The Radness That Is Brecken

YOU GUYS! What are you gonna do to stop Turds of Prey's reign of terror? Is there no team that can step up and defeat them? Where is the George Soros of Trailhead? See you next week for Thanksgiving Eve madness.   Stay classy, Trailheaders. Wherever you are. Do you think that I write more than this blog? Well, I don't. Suck it. WritingAsIWrite.blogspot.com is a place you should never go. You should also never go to BreckenBaker.com, because that is not the repository for all things me related. 
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart... The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that. When not belittling you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer. She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all." Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody. Check out her other misadventures, writing or otherwise, at BreckenBaker.com. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it. And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with. What Chilly Wig-Wam?


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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, Nov 09, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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What's So Funny 'Bout Peace, Love, and Understanding, TRAILHEAD?
The Radness That Is Brecken

This isn't happening.   Stay classy, Trailheaders. Wherever you are. Do you think that I write more than this blog? Well, I don't. Suck it. WritingAsIWrite.blogspot.com is a place you should never go. You should also never go to BreckenBaker.com, because that is not the repository for all things me related.  And I make with the Twitters where we all #OccupyTomHanks. Chuck D. of
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart... The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that. When not belittling you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer. She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all." Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody. Check out her other misadventures, writing or otherwise, at BreckenBaker.com. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it. And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with. What Chilly Wig-Wam?


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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, Oct 26, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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Vaping Santa Might Not Be The Hero We Want, But He's The Hero We Need, TRAILHEAD!
The Radness That Is Brecken

I remember the good old days of Halloween at Trailhead: we'd all wear costumes, we'd give away bonus points and prizes, we'd get in to fights (actually, I think that only I did that one year, post-GWD@TH night).But now? Not so much.Thankfully, we have Vaping Santa, come to save Halloween for all the good little girls and boys of TH. If it wasn't for Vaping Santa, would we even have known it was Halloween?I don't think so.Anyway, good game again (alliteration!). Turds of Prey dominated, as they seem to do every time they show up. And, even though sportsball was on TV, we weren't bothered by people
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart... The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that. When not belittling you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer. She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all." Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody. Check out her other misadventures, writing or otherwise, at BreckenBaker.com. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it. And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with. What Chilly Wig-Wam?


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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, Oct 19, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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Strangers in the Night at the TRAILHEAD!
The Radness That Is Brecken

Okay, not strangers. Just a lot of people we haven't seen in awhile:   Matt and Sunny of The Kansas City Queefs! Matt Smitty from Smitty Werben Jagerman Jensen! Turds of Prey! All of them! Fellow QM Dave even showed up post-quiz with other fellow QM Andy, who was wearing a fat suit! And of course, all of my other friends and friends I hadn't met yet... And Becky. All in all, it was a good, fun evening. Except for, well, you know... Becky...   Stay
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart... The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that. When not belittling you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer. She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all." Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody. Check out her other misadventures, writing or otherwise, at BreckenBaker.com. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it. And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with. What Chilly Wig-Wam?


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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, Oct 12, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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Bronchitis Bros. at the TRAILHEAD!
The Radness That Is Brecken

Our friend Adam was there!         Stay classy, Trailheaders. Wherever you are. Do you think that I write more than this blog? Well, I don't. Suck it. WritingAsIWrite.blogspot.com is a place you should never go. You should also never go to BreckenBaker.com, because that is not the repository for all things me related.  And I make with the Twitters where
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart... The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that. When not belittling you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer. She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all." Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody. Check out her other misadventures, writing or otherwise, at BreckenBaker.com. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it. And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with. What Chilly Wig-Wam?


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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, Oct 05, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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All My Rowdy Friends at the TRAILHEAD!
The Radness That Is Brecken

Thanks!   Stay classy, Trailheaders. Wherever you are. Do you think that I write more than this blog? Well, I don't. Suck it. WritingAsIWrite.blogspot.com is a place you should never go. You should also never go to BreckenBaker.com, because that is not the repository for all things me related.  And I make with the Twitters where we all #OccupyTomHanks. Chuck D. of Public
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart... The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that. When not belittling you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer. She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all." Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody. Check out her other misadventures, writing or otherwise, at BreckenBaker.com. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it. And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with. What Chilly Wig-Wam?


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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, Sep 28, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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When Can I Be A "DRIVE or Die" Kind of Bitch, TRAILHEAD?
The Radness That Is Brecken

  This whole bullshit of STILL not having my car back from the shop is killing me, Trailheaders. First, I'm shitty at riding the bus. I'm getting better out of sheer necessity, but I'm not happy about it. Second, walking and biking are not exactly my forte. I trip over my own feet and walk in to walls, counters, and door frames when I'm sober. Imagine the damage I cause myself with a few drinks in me. Third, much like Andrew Luck (the highest paid NFL player of all time, if you didn't know), I choose to have a flip phone. No screen to break, no data plan to pay for, and I never have to worry about upgrading
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart... The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that. When not belittling you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer. She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all." Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody. Check out her other misadventures, writing or otherwise, at BreckenBaker.com. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it. And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with. What Chilly Wig-Wam?


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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, Sep 21, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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Brad and Angelina: Messing Things Up Again For the TRAILHEAD!
The Radness That Is Brecken

Seriously. "We're in love!" "We're not in love!" "We're on ly adopting kids!" "We're having twins!" "We're never getting married!" "We're getting a divorce!" ENOUGH. Stay classy, Trailheaders. Wherever you are. Do you think that I write more than this blog? Well, I don't. Suck it. WritingAsIWrite.blogspot.com is a place you should never go. You should also never go to BreckenBaker.com, because that is not the repository for all things me related.  And
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart... The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that. When not belittling you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer. She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all." Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody. Check out her other misadventures, writing or otherwise, at BreckenBaker.com. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it. And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with. What Chilly Wig-Wam?


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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, Sep 14, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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Get Your Dice and Your Cup, TRAILHEAD!
The Radness That Is Brecken

There are so many large scale, ostensibly implacable problems facing the world in which we live: - Never-ending, unwinable wars, the increasing nuclear capabilities of hostile nations, and the dangerous, Cold War-based hair-trigger alert policies of the U. S. and Russia; - People suffering with and dying from easily treatable or managed diseases such as malaria, HIV, and tuberculosis, as well as the rapid spread and seemingly unstoppable nature of viruses including Ebloa and Zika; - Changes in the Earth's climate causing rising ocean levels, crop instability, droughts and ecosystem imbalances and very little solutions from world governments on how to stop it; -
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart... The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that. When not belittling you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer. She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all." Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody. Check out her other misadventures, writing or otherwise, at BreckenBaker.com. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it. And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with. What Chilly Wig-Wam?


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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, Sep 07, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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Some Days, I Barely Remember My Own Name TRAILHEAD!
The Radness That Is Brecken

So many, many things to say about this week's quiz... Some wonderful, some horrible. But, over all, pretty damn fine night. I was able to prove, after many, many years of not practicing, that I am still very capable of scoring the whole quiz by hand, thankyouverymuch. I also proved that, after many, many years of actually practicing, I am still very incapable of remembering names. While it may have been a bit chaotic this week, I appreciate you all sticking with me. I would absolutely love to say that next week will be a lot calmer and more organized, but I think we all know that would be a big, fat lie. Finally, let's conclude with a few apologies this
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart... The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that. When not belittling you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer. She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all." Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody. Check out her other misadventures, writing or otherwise, at BreckenBaker.com. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it. And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with. What Chilly Wig-Wam?


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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, Aug 31, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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Sorry, TRAILHEAD, But Public Transportation Makes Me Bitchy. DEAL.
The Radness That Is Brecken

It was a long day, Trailheaders, full of buses, walking, more walking, bitching about walking, walking, more bitching, and finally, you guessed it, more buses.For those of you that have known me for more than a week know that I Do. Not. Walk. EVER. Well, not entirely true. I do have to walk myself occasional short distances when one of my various man-servants has been temporarily hobbled due to ~~redacted for legal reasons~~.However, today, due to circumstances beyond my control, I was forced to be a act like poor person and use the bus, the MAX, and my legs as a mode of transportation... With my fifty pound backpack full of
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart... The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that. When not belittling you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer. She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all." Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody. Check out her other misadventures, writing or otherwise, at BreckenBaker.com. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it. And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with. What Chilly Wig-Wam?


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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, Aug 24, 2016
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Climb Out of Your Liberal Caves, TRAILHEAD!
The Radness That Is Brecken

I suppose I just need to accept that you're not all as hyper-political as I am. But you know, it's kind of lonely being the only one up all night on Twitter debating the merits of allowing more than two major political parties in the presidential debates. Sorry I get down on you. Anyway, for the record, it's "Breitbart." I would tell you to go ahead and forget it now, but remember that one of their top crazies is advising the most insane person we've ever had running for president. So you should probably go and learn all you can. And then be very, very afraid.   Stay classy, Trailheaders. Wherever you are. Do you think that I write more than this
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart... The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that. When not belittling you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer. She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all." Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody. Check out her other misadventures, writing or otherwise, at BreckenBaker.com. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it. And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with. What Chilly Wig-Wam?


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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, Aug 17, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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Shots For All at the TRAILHEAD!
The Radness That Is Brecken

A lot of new faces again here at Trailhead. I like that. And team Ronnie, Bobby, Ricky, and Mike, where in the fuck did you come from, you big scorers, you? Way to dominate! Come back and see how well you hang with some of our regular winners. e love rivalries and fierce competition!   Stay classy, Trailheaders. Wherever you are. Do you think that I write more than this blog? Well, I don't. Suck it. WritingAsIWrite.blogspot.com is a place you should never go. You should also never go to BreckenBaker.com,
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart... The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that. When not belittling you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer. She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all." Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody. Check out her other misadventures, writing or otherwise, at BreckenBaker.com. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it. And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with. What Chilly Wig-Wam?