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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, Feb 15, 2017
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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AAAAAND There's The Brain Reset, TRAILHEAD!
The Radness That Is Brecken

You knew it was inevitable, right? I mean, after ten years of quizzing at Trailhead, I think we all knew I was gonna have a total brain crash eventually. I just wasn't expecting it so soon. I'm usually a little, um, off as it is, but I can usually pull my shit together during Half Time. i go outside, smoke a cigarette, and leisurely grade rounds four and five, still having enough of my smoke left to chat it up with the few others joining me in social suicide. This week, however, I ran in to a buddy I hadn't seen in awhile. Unfortunately, he and his husband have been suffering a slew personal tragedies. Obviously giving him my full attention
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart... The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that. When not belittling you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer. She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all." Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody. Check out her other misadventures, writing or otherwise, at BreckenBaker.com. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it. And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with. What Chilly Wig-Wam?


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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, Feb 08, 2017
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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Ten Year Quiz-A-Versary at the TRAILHEAD!
The Radness That Is Brecken

Was it epic? Yes it was. Do I want to talk about it? Of course. Will anybody read it? Probably not. So, am I gonna write an epic post like I did last year? Nope. If you want me to do a write-up of the fun we had, shoot me an email at brecken.baker@gmail.com. Otherwise, let me sleep. Love you. See you next week. See you next week every week for the next ten years. Stay classy, Trailheaders. Wherever you are. Do you think that I write more than this blog? Well, I don't. Suck it. 
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart... The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that. When not belittling you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer. She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all." Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody. Check out her other misadventures, writing or otherwise, at BreckenBaker.com. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it. And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with. What Chilly Wig-Wam?


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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, Feb 01, 2017
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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February Already, TRAILHEAD?
The Radness That Is Brecken

Stay classy, Trailheaders. Wherever you are. Do you think that I write more than this blog? Well, I don't. Suck it. WritingAsIWrite.blogspot.com is a place you should never go. You should also never go to BreckenBaker.com, because that is not the repository for all things me related.  And I make with the Twitters where we all #OccupyTomHanks. Chuck D. of Public Enemy follows
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart... The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that. When not belittling you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer. She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all." Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody. Check out her other misadventures, writing or otherwise, at BreckenBaker.com. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it. And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with. What Chilly Wig-Wam?


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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, Jan 25, 2017
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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You're All My Hot Dates, TRAILHEAD!
The Radness That Is Brecken

I think the most important thing we learned last night was Chicago IS NOT a state. It's actually more of country in a league of its own. I know, I know: geography is hard. Anyway, it's strange the things we can accomplish when we start on time? Like, I don't know, say finishing on time? That's weird, right?  Stay classy, Trailheaders. Wherever you are. Do you think that I write more than this blog? Well, I don't. Suck it. WritingAsIWrite.blogspot.com is a place you should never go. You should also never go to
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart... The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that. When not belittling you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer. She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all." Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody. Check out her other misadventures, writing or otherwise, at BreckenBaker.com. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it. And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with. What Chilly Wig-Wam?


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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, Jan 18, 2017
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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Everybody is Getting Cut Off at the TRAILHEAD!
The Radness That Is Brecken

Remember last week when things were wacky? Remember when I thought things had reached Pinnacle Strangeness? Well, I was wrong. This week, our pal Matt from Dunder Mifilin C Team showed up sans team (despite having a "The Office" question in a round!). I managed to talk him in to taking team pics! He managed to get really, really drunk. Yeah, he got cut off. Remember the guy I talked about last week? The one I chatted up for two hours post quiz while buying cigarettes?  Well, this week, he and I have "a thing" going on. Yeah, like "a thing" kinda thing
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart... The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that. When not belittling you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer. She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all." Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody. Check out her other misadventures, writing or otherwise, at BreckenBaker.com. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it. And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with. What Chilly Wig-Wam?


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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, Jan 11, 2017
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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Curing Alcohol-Inducted Palsy at the TRAILHEAD!
The Radness That Is Brecken

What a long, strange night, Trailheaders. Last night, every one's best redheaded buddy (and possible baby daddy) Steve returned from his annual trip to, what I can only assume, was this year's top-secret winter festival for Gingers only. I've been told en confiance that, due to darker, shorter days, the festival is the one time and place all year that Gingers feel comfortable enough to venture outdoors during actual daytime hours in t-shirts and shorts. Without scorn from normal humans for being coated in a layer of straight zinc oxide, the Ginger's ire is kept
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart... The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that. When not belittling you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer. She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all." Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody. Check out her other misadventures, writing or otherwise, at BreckenBaker.com. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it. And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with. What Chilly Wig-Wam?


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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, Jan 04, 2017
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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No, That's Not Cocaine Falling From The Sky, TRAILHEAD.
The Radness That Is Brecken

It's snow. Lots, and lots of really cold, very overdue snow. But we braved the weather, just like always. I can only remember one time we cancelled due to weather ( maybe two years ago?) and, oddly, it wasn't nearly as bad as it was last night. We only canceled that time because all of Denver did and we were peer pressured. Anyway, good kick off to 2017. Let's try not to cock this year up like we have the last few, okay? It's my birthday weekend this weekend, so if I don't see you next Wednesday, someone please call the jails and hospitals, okay? Stay classy, Trailheaders. Wherever you are. Do you think that I write more than this blog?
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart... The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that. When not belittling you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer. She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all." Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody. Check out her other misadventures, writing or otherwise, at BreckenBaker.com. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it. And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with. What Chilly Wig-Wam?


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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, Dec 28, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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A Secret Asian Man at TRAILHEAD!
The Radness That Is Brecken

Final quiz of the year!   And not a day too soon, amiright? This year could have ended in May and I would have been more than happy.   Stay classy, Trailheaders. Wherever you are. Do you think that I write more than this blog? Well, I don't. Suck it. WritingAsIWrite.blogspot.com is a place you should never go. You should also never go to BreckenBaker.com, because that is not the repository for all things me related.  And I make with
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart... The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that. When not belittling you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer. She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all." Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody. Check out her other misadventures, writing or otherwise, at BreckenBaker.com. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it. And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with. What Chilly Wig-Wam?


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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, Dec 21, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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I Really Just Can't, TRAILHEAD.
The Radness That Is Brecken

I can't believe this was the second-to-last quiz of the year. I can't believe that, as of next month, we've been quizzin' at Trailhead for ten years. I can't believe it's been a whole year since Brandon had a seizure and had to have his whole brain removed. I can't believe we've almost made it through 2016 alive. It's too much, Trailheaders. This year went by way too fast. And what do we have to show for it? Not much. Except Brandon: he does have a pretty sweet scar. Stay classy, Trailheaders. Wherever you are. Do you think that I write more than this blog? Well, I don't.
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart... The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that. When not belittling you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer. She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all." Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody. Check out her other misadventures, writing or otherwise, at BreckenBaker.com. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it. And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with. What Chilly Wig-Wam?


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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, Dec 14, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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Never Say No to New Belgium, TRAILHEAD!
The Radness That Is Brecken

Our favorite beer friends from New Belium kickin' it with us in the Trailhead last night. And I got to give away four pitchers of NB brews. No one would be dumb enough to turn that down, right?   Stay classy, Trailheaders. Wherever you are. Do you think that I write more than this blog? Well, I don't. Suck it. WritingAsIWrite.blogspot.com is a place you should never go. You should also never go to BreckenBaker.com, because that is not the repository for all things me related. 
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart... The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that. When not belittling you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer. She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all." Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody. Check out her other misadventures, writing or otherwise, at BreckenBaker.com. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it. And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with. What Chilly Wig-Wam?


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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, Dec 07, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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Sometimes My Brain's Synapses Call A Cease-Fire at the TRAILHEAD.
The Radness That Is Brecken

Do you realize my birthday is in exactly one month? One month?!? How has it already been almost a full year since I was bemoaning my last birthday? I've been fighting it since Thanksgiving: the end-of-year  Stay classy, Trailheaders. Wherever you are. Do you think that I write more than this blog? Well, I don't. Suck it. WritingAsIWrite.blogspot.com is a place you should never go. You should also never go to BreckenBaker.com, because that is not the repository for all things me related. 
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart... The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that. When not belittling you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer. She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all." Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody. Check out her other misadventures, writing or otherwise, at BreckenBaker.com. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it. And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with. What Chilly Wig-Wam?


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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, Nov 30, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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Baby, It's Cold Outside the TRAILHEAD!
The Radness That Is Brecken

Okay, for reals this time: that was the last quiz of November. Just when you think you know how to read a calender... Sheesh. Anyway, not a bad turn out, especially considering it was face-freezing numb. I really, really wish I could stop winter for you, I really do. But, alas, that is not a power my GWD overloads have yet granted me. Maybe sometime in the next ten years of hosting. Sigh... Try and stay warm so i can see all of you next week, okay? Stay classy, Trailheaders. Wherever you are. Do you think that I write more than this blog? Well, I don't. Suck it. WritingAsIWrite.blogspot.com
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart... The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that. When not belittling you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer. She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all." Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody. Check out her other misadventures, writing or otherwise, at BreckenBaker.com. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it. And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with. What Chilly Wig-Wam?


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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, Nov 23, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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You're The Turkey, TRAILHEAD!
The Radness That Is Brecken

Well, that was the last quiz of November.   Stay classy, Trailheaders. Wherever you are. Do you think that I write more than this blog? Well, I don't. Suck it. WritingAsIWrite.blogspot.com is a place you should never go. You should also never go to BreckenBaker.com, because that is not the repository for all things me related.  And I make with the Twitters where we all #OccupyTomHanks. Chuck
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart... The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that. When not belittling you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer. She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all." Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody. Check out her other misadventures, writing or otherwise, at BreckenBaker.com. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it. And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with. What Chilly Wig-Wam?


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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, Nov 16, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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Just A Bunch of Lithuanians at the TRAILHEAD!
The Radness That Is Brecken

YOU GUYS! What are you gonna do to stop Turds of Prey's reign of terror? Is there no team that can step up and defeat them? Where is the George Soros of Trailhead? See you next week for Thanksgiving Eve madness.   Stay classy, Trailheaders. Wherever you are. Do you think that I write more than this blog? Well, I don't. Suck it. WritingAsIWrite.blogspot.com is a place you should never go. You should also never go to BreckenBaker.com, because that is not the repository for all things me related. 
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart... The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that. When not belittling you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer. She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all." Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody. Check out her other misadventures, writing or otherwise, at BreckenBaker.com. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it. And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with. What Chilly Wig-Wam?


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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, Nov 09, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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What's So Funny 'Bout Peace, Love, and Understanding, TRAILHEAD?
The Radness That Is Brecken

This isn't happening.   Stay classy, Trailheaders. Wherever you are. Do you think that I write more than this blog? Well, I don't. Suck it. WritingAsIWrite.blogspot.com is a place you should never go. You should also never go to BreckenBaker.com, because that is not the repository for all things me related.  And I make with the Twitters where we all #OccupyTomHanks. Chuck D. of
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart... The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that. When not belittling you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer. She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all." Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody. Check out her other misadventures, writing or otherwise, at BreckenBaker.com. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it. And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with. What Chilly Wig-Wam?


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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Wednesday, Oct 26, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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Vaping Santa Might Not Be The Hero We Want, But He's The Hero We Need, TRAILHEAD!
The Radness That Is Brecken

I remember the good old days of Halloween at Trailhead: we'd all wear costumes, we'd give away bonus points and prizes, we'd get in to fights (actually, I think that only I did that one year, post-GWD@TH night).But now? Not so much.Thankfully, we have Vaping Santa, come to save Halloween for all the good little girls and boys of TH. If it wasn't for Vaping Santa, would we even have known it was Halloween?I don't think so.Anyway, good game again (alliteration!). Turds of Prey dominated, as they seem to do every time they show up. And, even though sportsball was on TV, we weren't bothered by people
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart... The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that. When not belittling you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer. She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all." Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody. Check out her other misadventures, writing or otherwise, at BreckenBaker.com. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it. And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with. What Chilly Wig-Wam?