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Moe's BBQ North (Denver)
530 Broadway
Denver, CO
80203
Thursday, August 27, 2015
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Naked Justice/Underpass Overlords Crossover Event Set To Break Nielson Records
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Relatively uneventful quiz this week, with no drug-addled street people trying to will a karaoke hot take of “Man in the Box” into existence, nor any misguided know-it-alls babbling about how Russia isn’t part of Asia or some shit. About the closest thing we had to drama was a tie for 2nd between Ginger Bear and Twitz at the end of things. Twitz ended up taking the tiebreaker in OT, while Mothra Hoople, who had an actual multi-person team this week, put in work and took 1st place and tres pintos de Rumbleros. (Sorry for my fabricated Espanol.) Word up to my peeps in Big Muff Hunter, who used
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Shaking old people and French kissing babies, Tronald Dump will make GWD great again by building a wall around every quiz venue to keep out the Nerds. You hear that, Nerds? Geekland is for Geeks! And Drunks! And Weirdos! But no Nerds!


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Moe's BBQ North (Denver)
530 Broadway
Denver, CO
80203
Thursday, August 20, 2015
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Zimmerman Prints: Perfect For Trailer And Outhouse Walls Across This Great Land
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Cutting straight to the shouts out on this one. In order from top to bottom. Ginger Bear: That rash looks infectious. Take three Rumble points and call me next week. Mothra Hoople: You beat pretty much everyone in the place by yourself. Please put your brain to use doing something useful, like skimming credit card information from ATM’s. David’s Penis. It’s only small because of perspective. Or because he’s scared to Goliath. Either way, the shrinkage is real, y’all. Spurrio.com: Your website sounds like somewhere one would pick up a particularly nasty virus. I
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Shaking old people and French kissing babies, Tronald Dump will make GWD great again by building a wall around every quiz venue to keep out the Nerds. You hear that, Nerds? Geekland is for Geeks! And Drunks! And Weirdos! But no Nerds!


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Moe's BBQ North (Denver)
530 Broadway
Denver, CO
80203
Thursday, August 13, 2015
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Floaters For Algernon
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I’ve decided that the next time a spun-out street person wanders in off of Broadway and, despite all evidence to the contrary, thinks we’re doing karaoke, and then spends an inordinate amount of time trying to write his request to sing “Man in the Box” on a blank answer sheet, I’m just going to say fuck it and let him do it. I don’t think it would even matter that I don’t have that particular Alice in Chains song (or any Alice in Chains, for that matter), I’m sure he wouldn’t have noticed if I’d cued up “My Heart Will Go On” for him to sing over. How glorious would that be, watching this PCP-addled
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Shaking old people and French kissing babies, Tronald Dump will make GWD great again by building a wall around every quiz venue to keep out the Nerds. You hear that, Nerds? Geekland is for Geeks! And Drunks! And Weirdos! But no Nerds!


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Moe's BBQ North (Denver)
530 Broadway
Denver, CO
80203
Thursday, August 06, 2015
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Funky Room Temperature Medina
Tronald Dump

Wait, did Tone-Loc give an aphrodisiac to his dog in that song? And did his dog then proceed to have sex with Tone’s leg to completion? I’m asking these questions rhetorically because after having just read the lyrics for the first time ever, the answer is a resounding ”yes.” Setting aside all of the date-rapey and transphobic aspects of that song, I definitely think that dosing your dog with some kind of miracle aphrodisiac and then inciting (or allowing, at least) a full-on dog orgy – to which he is at the very least an observer, if not a willing participant – is the most troubling aspect of the song. I mean, who among us hasn’t slathered
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Shaking old people and French kissing babies, Tronald Dump will make GWD great again by building a wall around every quiz venue to keep out the Nerds. You hear that, Nerds? Geekland is for Geeks! And Drunks! And Weirdos! But no Nerds!


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Moe's BBQ North (Denver)
530 Broadway
Denver, CO
80203
Thursday, July 30, 2015
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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A 28 Member Body? It Must Have A Huge Tissue And Lotion Budget
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Good to be back at Mywz (Welsh spelling) after a week hiatus. Although, that brutally tough round 8 may have had y’all singing a different tune. It was actually the second night in a row at one of my venues that no one scored double digits in R8, which is unheard of. Surprisingly, everybody did mostly ok on the Bulgaria round. Who knew Bulgaria had so many cultural touchstones to ask about? (Well, you guys knew, apparently.) In the future, please look forward to rounds on other minor league countries such as Macau, Belize and The New Democratic Republic of Western Siamistan (not a real place yet). F’real
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Shaking old people and French kissing babies, Tronald Dump will make GWD great again by building a wall around every quiz venue to keep out the Nerds. You hear that, Nerds? Geekland is for Geeks! And Drunks! And Weirdos! But no Nerds!


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Moe's BBQ North (Denver)
530 Broadway
Denver, CO
80203
Thursday, July 16, 2015
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Lee Daniels To Save Millions In Production Costs On "Dwarf Empire"
Tronald Dump

I don't know, here's just some random dumb stuff bouncing around my head that's loosely-related to quiz content from last night:   The Family Circus = The Aristocrats.   With a name like Linda Lovelace, her only two career options were porn star or doily maker.   When speaking in double entendres, I prefer the nectarine, if you know what I mean.   They forgot to list the other Minecraft mode: I Don’t Get It   Harry Caray =/= Hairy Carrie.   Zen and the Art of Books You Read When You’re 19
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Shaking old people and French kissing babies, Tronald Dump will make GWD great again by building a wall around every quiz venue to keep out the Nerds. You hear that, Nerds? Geekland is for Geeks! And Drunks! And Weirdos! But no Nerds!


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Moe's BBQ North (Denver)
530 Broadway
Denver, CO
80203
Thursday, July 09, 2015
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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I Want To Open An Abortion Clinic Called Terminator: Gynesis
Tronald Dump

So that R5 was pretty unnerving, right? I’m pretty sure I’ve never had a nightmare quite as terrifying as the photoshop of Travolta and Cage’s faces onto The Notebook poster. That’s the sort of shit that wicked mothers use to scare their naughty children at bedtime; I saw grown men tremble with fear from the thought of it; others turned to stone with merely a glance in the picture’s foul direction. Can you still hear the screams? I fear I’ll hear them forever …   Big ups to Jared Orders Off The Children’s Menu for 15ing R8 and for not completely embarrassing themselves with the tricky Subway Jared-related
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Shaking old people and French kissing babies, Tronald Dump will make GWD great again by building a wall around every quiz venue to keep out the Nerds. You hear that, Nerds? Geekland is for Geeks! And Drunks! And Weirdos! But no Nerds!


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Moe's BBQ North (Denver)
530 Broadway
Denver, CO
80203
Thursday, July 02, 2015
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Porn On The 4th Of July
Tronald Dump

That's how I'll be celebrating our nation's independence, by sitting alone in my apartment watching patriotic pornography (the body fluids will all be red, white and blue, the lube flavored of apple pie) and ejaculating fireworks. I don't know how sexual relations work :(   Just a quick one this week, since e’rybody be on that vacation-type shit. While you’re erotically stuffing tubed meat and liquor into your sexy mouths, try not to blow off anything important with illegal fireworks this weekend. And by “important,” I mean your genitals. You can lose a digit or two and still be a relatively-normal person, but if you destroy your naughty bits, you’re
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Shaking old people and French kissing babies, Tronald Dump will make GWD great again by building a wall around every quiz venue to keep out the Nerds. You hear that, Nerds? Geekland is for Geeks! And Drunks! And Weirdos! But no Nerds!


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Moe's BBQ North (Denver)
530 Broadway
Denver, CO
80203
Thursday, June 25, 2015
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Gotye Is The Aural Equivalent Of Goatse
Tronald Dump

Did anyone else notice the weird old guy who came and stood way too close tome me for a few minutes last night? He told me he really appreciated everything I do, like he was talking to a war veteran or some shit. (Although I have said before that QMing can feel like going to war with the crowd, I obviously never meant that literally.) Then he asked me if he could sit with me in the booth. I told him no, not because he was an obviously mentally unbalanced street person, which he was, but because I don’t really like strangers all up in my business like that. And maybe if I hadn’t been running quiz, I would have been ever-so-slightly more welcoming. Still, I felt really bad about
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Shaking old people and French kissing babies, Tronald Dump will make GWD great again by building a wall around every quiz venue to keep out the Nerds. You hear that, Nerds? Geekland is for Geeks! And Drunks! And Weirdos! But no Nerds!


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Moe's BBQ North (Denver)
530 Broadway
Denver, CO
80203
Thursday, June 18, 2015
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Where Can I Score Some Of That Moses Burning Bush Ish?
Tronald Dump

Imagine being one of those poor simpletons wandering around ancient times, not knowing shit about shit, eating molds and fungi because you don’t know any better and then you eat the wrong shit and just TRIP YOUR FUCKING BALLS OFF.   No wonder a bunch of backwards-ass dirt farmers came up with some god bullshit. If I had unwittingly ingested some psilocybin or ergot in the desert and then a flaming bush started sweet talking me (or whatever, I’m not up on my Biblin’), I’d want to pull the tunic wool over my own eyes and attribute the resultant hallucinations to some magical sky fairy, too. (I mean, I don’t even remotely believe in god, but
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Shaking old people and French kissing babies, Tronald Dump will make GWD great again by building a wall around every quiz venue to keep out the Nerds. You hear that, Nerds? Geekland is for Geeks! And Drunks! And Weirdos! But no Nerds!


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Moe's BBQ North (Denver)
530 Broadway
Denver, CO
80203
Thursday, June 11, 2015
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Wetter Than The Seats At A '79 Barry Manilow Concert
Tronald Dump

I really don’t want to talk about the weather for the second blog in a row, but holyshitwhatthefuckDenver. We been on some apocalypse shit in the Mile High City. Hey, at least we don’t have to worry about drought conditions for a couple months, right? (I don’t think that’s how droughts work.) There was so goddamn much water on the walk between my house and Moe’s last night, I felt like one of those white settlers who had died trying to ford the river in Oregon Trail. (Was that a thing? I don’t remember that game very much besides the game-hunting, which was a take-what-you-can-get kinda thing for edutainment games.) Super big thanks to Randon
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Shaking old people and French kissing babies, Tronald Dump will make GWD great again by building a wall around every quiz venue to keep out the Nerds. You hear that, Nerds? Geekland is for Geeks! And Drunks! And Weirdos! But no Nerds!


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Moe's BBQ North (Denver)
530 Broadway
Denver, CO
80203
Thursday, June 04, 2015
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Holiday Road Head
Tronald Dump

Oh man, you know that insane storm that came down like the apocalypse post-quiz? You know, the one that ended up dropping four goddamn feet (: O) of hail onto parts (or at least one part) of Denver? I literally just missed getting caught out in that shit on my walk home. Like, I was getting sprinkled on a bit for my entire twenty minute walk back to Cap Hill, and then one minute after I stepped onto my porch, all hell broke loose from the sky.   I’ve lived in Colorado for ten years, and I’ve never seen anything like that storm; it was amazing, but i=only because I didn’t get caught out in it. I did also get a chance to eat some quarter-sized hail stones
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Shaking old people and French kissing babies, Tronald Dump will make GWD great again by building a wall around every quiz venue to keep out the Nerds. You hear that, Nerds? Geekland is for Geeks! And Drunks! And Weirdos! But no Nerds!


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Moe's BBQ North (Denver)
530 Broadway
Denver, CO
80203
Thursday, May 28, 2015
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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More Like Penny Lame, Amirite?
Tronald Dump

I feel like the guy who named the “windshield” was pretty severely under representing what windshields do by calling them that.   “Windshield.” It sounds like some kind of decorative screen keeping the gentle coastal breeze from disturbing the fruity rum drinks of entitled white people at a beachside restaurant patio. It does not sound like an amazing piece of technological wizardry that allows you to pilot a car at high speeds on a highway without dying.   Ever been stuck behind a gravel truck on the highway? Or had some errant rock get spit backwards from the tire of a car in front of you and crack your windshield instead
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Shaking old people and French kissing babies, Tronald Dump will make GWD great again by building a wall around every quiz venue to keep out the Nerds. You hear that, Nerds? Geekland is for Geeks! And Drunks! And Weirdos! But no Nerds!


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Moe's BBQ North (Denver)
530 Broadway
Denver, CO
80203
Thursday, May 21, 2015
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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The Butcher, The Baker, And The Twelve-Inch Double-Sided Rubber Dong Maker
Tronald Dump

Oh man. Even though holiday weekends don’t affect me like most folks – I have five-day weekends every week – I can still feel everybody else getting all keyed up to rage. And boy, is that feeling ever infectious. It’s like, you know that feeling when you first take a bunch of MDMA, and you’re waiting for it to kick in, and you can sort of notice it coming on a bit after fifteen minutes, and you’re not quite there yet, but you know that in another half an hour you’ll be rolling your face off? You know that feeling? That’s what Memorial Day Weekend always feels like to me. It's that heightened sense of excitement that comes before
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Shaking old people and French kissing babies, Tronald Dump will make GWD great again by building a wall around every quiz venue to keep out the Nerds. You hear that, Nerds? Geekland is for Geeks! And Drunks! And Weirdos! But no Nerds!


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Moe's BBQ North (Denver)
530 Broadway
Denver, CO
80203
Thursday, May 14, 2015
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Paradise By The Adult Arcade Lights
Tronald Dump

We ended up being a few hours too early to reap the team name rewards of the death of a certain blooze “legend,” unfortunately. I’ll spare you guys the Facebook rant I went on last night about it; suffice to say, my disparaging opinions on the subject of BB King’s death were pretty unpopular. I don’t know, I’m just like, fuck that wildly-overrated snake oil salesman and the entire, vast white-boy-blooze-bar-bullshit subculture that sprang up in his masturbatory wake. And fuck the artificial “sadness” that people express about famous people dying. That dude was 89 years old: Quit feigning emotion over an elderly millionaire who probably
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Shaking old people and French kissing babies, Tronald Dump will make GWD great again by building a wall around every quiz venue to keep out the Nerds. You hear that, Nerds? Geekland is for Geeks! And Drunks! And Weirdos! But no Nerds!


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Moe's BBQ North (Denver)
530 Broadway
Denver, CO
80203
Thursday, May 07, 2015
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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How To Shave A Wife
Tronald Dump

Oh, The Fray. If there was any doubt as to the legacy Colorado’s own hometown zeros were courting, let that doubt be soothed by the fact that they’re opening for Train at Red Rocks this summer. I’d say that pretty much seals their fate in the Schlock Rock Hall of Fuck This Garbage, but what do I know? My taste in music is completely suspect, as you’ll know if you’ve heard my quiz playlists filled with girl pop, deep house and Deep South rap tracks. All I’m tryna say is that Colorado deserves a better “our band” than that buncha oatmealy, sub-Coldplay, hair-product-abusers.
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Shaking old people and French kissing babies, Tronald Dump will make GWD great again by building a wall around every quiz venue to keep out the Nerds. You hear that, Nerds? Geekland is for Geeks! And Drunks! And Weirdos! But no Nerds!