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Thursday, Oct 01, 2015
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To Inanity And Beyond!
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Two Spice World questions. 2. In the same quiz. Because fuck it. What are you gonna do about it, huh? This is GWD, and we’ll ask as many goddamn Spice World questions as we fucking want. You got a problem with it? Fuck you; we have a TV show. And our own brand of water-based sexual lubricant. Not like those other trivia companies, with their no TV shows and whose branded sex lubes are all oil-based. You can’t use oil-based lube with condoms, which tells me those other trivia companies WANT you to get one of those awful STI’s, like syphilis or herpes or pregnant. GWD loves and wants to protect you, but sometimes you have to take your GWD-mandated
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I REALLY love pizza. Like, in an intimately sexual way. It’s a love which has been consummated regularly and voraciously since puberty. It’s a love which defines my very essence. Also, Geeks Who Drink employs me despite my numerous and wide-spread convictions for public sitophilia. You can learn more at our North American Man Pizza Love Association website: www.NAMPLA.org


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Thursday, Sep 24, 2015
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Too Bad They're Not Postmortem Jukebox
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I don't know, maybe I'm just grumpy, but I think the whole covering new songs in an old timey style thing is bullshit. I feel like it caters specifically to those people whose antiquated thoughts say that there's no good music being made anymore, Luddites who chafe against the bleep and bloops of sounds made with the assistance of computers. I have people in my Facebook feed who post stuff like this, invariably claiming how much better this gussied down version is than the original. Is it though? Really? I mean, when you just take the same structure and melody and lyrics from some half-baked novelty joke like Rebecca Black's "Friday," and make it sound vaguely like music from
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I REALLY love pizza. Like, in an intimately sexual way. It’s a love which has been consummated regularly and voraciously since puberty. It’s a love which defines my very essence. Also, Geeks Who Drink employs me despite my numerous and wide-spread convictions for public sitophilia. You can learn more at our North American Man Pizza Love Association website: www.NAMPLA.org


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Thursday, Sep 17, 2015
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All I Want For Christmas Is An End To The Relentless Screaming In My Head
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I’m sure that, considering the exciting and unexpected final seconds of last night’s athletic competition, everyone was too blinded by celebration to remember much of what went on with regard to the actual quiz happening concurrent; which is good, because I said a metric tonne of super-racist and otherwise offensive shit that I would prefer y’all not recall. But if you did happen to catch my absolutely deplorable thoughts on why Armenians are both physically and mentally superior to Hungarians – thoughts based solely on pornographic research, by the way – then I apologize and blame it on the fact that I took a LOT of LSD and PCP,
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I REALLY love pizza. Like, in an intimately sexual way. It’s a love which has been consummated regularly and voraciously since puberty. It’s a love which defines my very essence. Also, Geeks Who Drink employs me despite my numerous and wide-spread convictions for public sitophilia. You can learn more at our North American Man Pizza Love Association website: www.NAMPLA.org


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Thursday, Sep 10, 2015
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The Twerkest Link
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You don’t really get to see too many perfectly-executed R8’s in this game; our random knowledge rounds tend to be random enough that it’s hard to cover all of those bases. But last night, Roe v Wade v Alien v Predator managed to ace that shit like whoa. It was made even more impressive by the breadth of knowledge on display. Leonid Brezhnev and Lester Bangs? Check. Scuttlebutt? Check. Disconcertingly knowing all of the fucking classes at Hogwart’s? Double fucking check. Next week we’re going to ask about the atomic numbers of your favorite sexual lubricants, and now RvWvAvP is frantically researching the chemistry of Anal-Eze and Astroglide. No
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I REALLY love pizza. Like, in an intimately sexual way. It’s a love which has been consummated regularly and voraciously since puberty. It’s a love which defines my very essence. Also, Geeks Who Drink employs me despite my numerous and wide-spread convictions for public sitophilia. You can learn more at our North American Man Pizza Love Association website: www.NAMPLA.org


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Thursday, Sep 03, 2015
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Middle-Aged Dirtbag
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While not technically over, summer is pretty much kaput by the time September rolls around, which, if you spend the majority of your time in a drug-induced fog like I do, you may not have been aware of. Seriously, the other day I was like what, it’s September 1st? What year is it? 2001? I feel like I need warn someone about something. Or maybe I’ll just go chase this butterfly around the yard instead. I probably shouldn’t have stopped taking my doctor-prescribed meds. What’s the square root of the void? I spilt muh milkshake in muh lap. Big ups to Ginger Bear for getting one last Rumble win in (are we done with that? I think we’re done
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I REALLY love pizza. Like, in an intimately sexual way. It’s a love which has been consummated regularly and voraciously since puberty. It’s a love which defines my very essence. Also, Geeks Who Drink employs me despite my numerous and wide-spread convictions for public sitophilia. You can learn more at our North American Man Pizza Love Association website: www.NAMPLA.org


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Thursday, Aug 27, 2015
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Naked Justice/Underpass Overlords Crossover Event Set To Break Nielson Records
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Relatively uneventful quiz this week, with no drug-addled street people trying to will a karaoke hot take of “Man in the Box” into existence, nor any misguided know-it-alls babbling about how Russia isn’t part of Asia or some shit. About the closest thing we had to drama was a tie for 2nd between Ginger Bear and Twitz at the end of things. Twitz ended up taking the tiebreaker in OT, while Mothra Hoople, who had an actual multi-person team this week, put in work and took 1st place and tres pintos de Rumbleros. (Sorry for my fabricated Espanol.) Word up to my peeps in Big Muff Hunter, who used
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I REALLY love pizza. Like, in an intimately sexual way. It’s a love which has been consummated regularly and voraciously since puberty. It’s a love which defines my very essence. Also, Geeks Who Drink employs me despite my numerous and wide-spread convictions for public sitophilia. You can learn more at our North American Man Pizza Love Association website: www.NAMPLA.org


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Thursday, Aug 20, 2015
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Zimmerman Prints: Perfect For Trailer And Outhouse Walls Across This Great Land
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Cutting straight to the shouts out on this one. In order from top to bottom. Ginger Bear: That rash looks infectious. Take three Rumble points and call me next week. Mothra Hoople: You beat pretty much everyone in the place by yourself. Please put your brain to use doing something useful, like skimming credit card information from ATM’s. David’s Penis. It’s only small because of perspective. Or because he’s scared to Goliath. Either way, the shrinkage is real, y’all. Spurrio.com: Your website sounds like somewhere one would pick up a particularly nasty virus. I
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I REALLY love pizza. Like, in an intimately sexual way. It’s a love which has been consummated regularly and voraciously since puberty. It’s a love which defines my very essence. Also, Geeks Who Drink employs me despite my numerous and wide-spread convictions for public sitophilia. You can learn more at our North American Man Pizza Love Association website: www.NAMPLA.org


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Thursday, Aug 13, 2015
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Floaters For Algernon
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I’ve decided that the next time a spun-out street person wanders in off of Broadway and, despite all evidence to the contrary, thinks we’re doing karaoke, and then spends an inordinate amount of time trying to write his request to sing “Man in the Box” on a blank answer sheet, I’m just going to say fuck it and let him do it. I don’t think it would even matter that I don’t have that particular Alice in Chains song (or any Alice in Chains, for that matter), I’m sure he wouldn’t have noticed if I’d cued up “My Heart Will Go On” for him to sing over. How glorious would that be, watching this PCP-addled
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I REALLY love pizza. Like, in an intimately sexual way. It’s a love which has been consummated regularly and voraciously since puberty. It’s a love which defines my very essence. Also, Geeks Who Drink employs me despite my numerous and wide-spread convictions for public sitophilia. You can learn more at our North American Man Pizza Love Association website: www.NAMPLA.org


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Thursday, Aug 06, 2015
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Funky Room Temperature Medina
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Wait, did Tone-Loc give an aphrodisiac to his dog in that song? And did his dog then proceed to have sex with Tone’s leg to completion? I’m asking these questions rhetorically because after having just read the lyrics for the first time ever, the answer is a resounding ”yes.” Setting aside all of the date-rapey and transphobic aspects of that song, I definitely think that dosing your dog with some kind of miracle aphrodisiac and then inciting (or allowing, at least) a full-on dog orgy – to which he is at the very least an observer, if not a willing participant – is the most troubling aspect of the song. I mean, who among us hasn’t slathered
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I REALLY love pizza. Like, in an intimately sexual way. It’s a love which has been consummated regularly and voraciously since puberty. It’s a love which defines my very essence. Also, Geeks Who Drink employs me despite my numerous and wide-spread convictions for public sitophilia. You can learn more at our North American Man Pizza Love Association website: www.NAMPLA.org


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Thursday, Jul 30, 2015
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A 28 Member Body? It Must Have A Huge Tissue And Lotion Budget
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Good to be back at Mywz (Welsh spelling) after a week hiatus. Although, that brutally tough round 8 may have had y’all singing a different tune. It was actually the second night in a row at one of my venues that no one scored double digits in R8, which is unheard of. Surprisingly, everybody did mostly ok on the Bulgaria round. Who knew Bulgaria had so many cultural touchstones to ask about? (Well, you guys knew, apparently.) In the future, please look forward to rounds on other minor league countries such as Macau, Belize and The New Democratic Republic of Western Siamistan (not a real place yet). F’real
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I REALLY love pizza. Like, in an intimately sexual way. It’s a love which has been consummated regularly and voraciously since puberty. It’s a love which defines my very essence. Also, Geeks Who Drink employs me despite my numerous and wide-spread convictions for public sitophilia. You can learn more at our North American Man Pizza Love Association website: www.NAMPLA.org


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Thursday, Jul 16, 2015
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Lee Daniels To Save Millions In Production Costs On "Dwarf Empire"
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I don't know, here's just some random dumb stuff bouncing around my head that's loosely-related to quiz content from last night:   The Family Circus = The Aristocrats.   With a name like Linda Lovelace, her only two career options were porn star or doily maker.   When speaking in double entendres, I prefer the nectarine, if you know what I mean.   They forgot to list the other Minecraft mode: I Don’t Get It   Harry Caray =/= Hairy Carrie.   Zen and the Art of Books You Read When You’re 19
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I REALLY love pizza. Like, in an intimately sexual way. It’s a love which has been consummated regularly and voraciously since puberty. It’s a love which defines my very essence. Also, Geeks Who Drink employs me despite my numerous and wide-spread convictions for public sitophilia. You can learn more at our North American Man Pizza Love Association website: www.NAMPLA.org


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Thursday, Jul 09, 2015
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I Want To Open An Abortion Clinic Called Terminator: Gynesis
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So that R5 was pretty unnerving, right? I’m pretty sure I’ve never had a nightmare quite as terrifying as the photoshop of Travolta and Cage’s faces onto The Notebook poster. That’s the sort of shit that wicked mothers use to scare their naughty children at bedtime; I saw grown men tremble with fear from the thought of it; others turned to stone with merely a glance in the picture’s foul direction. Can you still hear the screams? I fear I’ll hear them forever …   Big ups to Jared Orders Off The Children’s Menu for 15ing R8 and for not completely embarrassing themselves with the tricky Subway Jared-related
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I REALLY love pizza. Like, in an intimately sexual way. It’s a love which has been consummated regularly and voraciously since puberty. It’s a love which defines my very essence. Also, Geeks Who Drink employs me despite my numerous and wide-spread convictions for public sitophilia. You can learn more at our North American Man Pizza Love Association website: www.NAMPLA.org


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Thursday, Jul 02, 2015
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Porn On The 4th Of July
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That's how I'll be celebrating our nation's independence, by sitting alone in my apartment watching patriotic pornography (the body fluids will all be red, white and blue, the lube flavored of apple pie) and ejaculating fireworks. I don't know how sexual relations work :(   Just a quick one this week, since e’rybody be on that vacation-type shit. While you’re erotically stuffing tubed meat and liquor into your sexy mouths, try not to blow off anything important with illegal fireworks this weekend. And by “important,” I mean your genitals. You can lose a digit or two and still be a relatively-normal person, but if you destroy your naughty bits, you’re
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I REALLY love pizza. Like, in an intimately sexual way. It’s a love which has been consummated regularly and voraciously since puberty. It’s a love which defines my very essence. Also, Geeks Who Drink employs me despite my numerous and wide-spread convictions for public sitophilia. You can learn more at our North American Man Pizza Love Association website: www.NAMPLA.org


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Thursday, Jun 25, 2015
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Gotye Is The Aural Equivalent Of Goatse
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Did anyone else notice the weird old guy who came and stood way too close tome me for a few minutes last night? He told me he really appreciated everything I do, like he was talking to a war veteran or some shit. (Although I have said before that QMing can feel like going to war with the crowd, I obviously never meant that literally.) Then he asked me if he could sit with me in the booth. I told him no, not because he was an obviously mentally unbalanced street person, which he was, but because I don’t really like strangers all up in my business like that. And maybe if I hadn’t been running quiz, I would have been ever-so-slightly more welcoming. Still, I felt really bad about
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I REALLY love pizza. Like, in an intimately sexual way. It’s a love which has been consummated regularly and voraciously since puberty. It’s a love which defines my very essence. Also, Geeks Who Drink employs me despite my numerous and wide-spread convictions for public sitophilia. You can learn more at our North American Man Pizza Love Association website: www.NAMPLA.org


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Thursday, Jun 18, 2015
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Where Can I Score Some Of That Moses Burning Bush Ish?
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Imagine being one of those poor simpletons wandering around ancient times, not knowing shit about shit, eating molds and fungi because you don’t know any better and then you eat the wrong shit and just TRIP YOUR FUCKING BALLS OFF.   No wonder a bunch of backwards-ass dirt farmers came up with some god bullshit. If I had unwittingly ingested some psilocybin or ergot in the desert and then a flaming bush started sweet talking me (or whatever, I’m not up on my Biblin’), I’d want to pull the tunic wool over my own eyes and attribute the resultant hallucinations to some magical sky fairy, too. (I mean, I don’t even remotely believe in god, but
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I REALLY love pizza. Like, in an intimately sexual way. It’s a love which has been consummated regularly and voraciously since puberty. It’s a love which defines my very essence. Also, Geeks Who Drink employs me despite my numerous and wide-spread convictions for public sitophilia. You can learn more at our North American Man Pizza Love Association website: www.NAMPLA.org


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Thursday, Jun 11, 2015
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Wetter Than The Seats At A '79 Barry Manilow Concert
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I really don’t want to talk about the weather for the second blog in a row, but holyshitwhatthefuckDenver. We been on some apocalypse shit in the Mile High City. Hey, at least we don’t have to worry about drought conditions for a couple months, right? (I don’t think that’s how droughts work.) There was so goddamn much water on the walk between my house and Moe’s last night, I felt like one of those white settlers who had died trying to ford the river in Oregon Trail. (Was that a thing? I don’t remember that game very much besides the game-hunting, which was a take-what-you-can-get kinda thing for edutainment games.) Super big thanks to Randon
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I REALLY love pizza. Like, in an intimately sexual way. It’s a love which has been consummated regularly and voraciously since puberty. It’s a love which defines my very essence. Also, Geeks Who Drink employs me despite my numerous and wide-spread convictions for public sitophilia. You can learn more at our North American Man Pizza Love Association website: www.NAMPLA.org