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Thursday, Apr 27, 2017
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We Totally Elected Sam the Eagle...
Queen Kelly

Last night was a three story night. Three! Ah-ah-ah. (Say it like the Count, it makes more sense…)   You guys know I love to tell completely random stories that the questions make me remember, and last night was not a disappointment. Just think of all the useless information you know about my life now.   And you’re welcome.   It was an interesting night, with the soothing melodies of the NFL Draft lingering in the background. No music last night, except for the audio
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I'm a writer, a doula, a cosplayer, a habitual swearer, and a long list of other things. I moonlight as Wonder Woman. Apparently, I also read quizzes to people. Behave. Or don't. Whatever. I'll probably yell at you regardless. If you tell me that I'm possessed and need to bathe in holy water, we can't be friends.


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Old Chicago (Longmont)
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Thursday, Apr 20, 2017
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What is a Quijibo?
Queen Kelly

I’m only happy when it rains. I’m only happy when it’s complicated.   I’d prefer not to have the sky open up with buckets of rain just before the quiz starts, though….   BUT THERE WERE CUPCAKES, so that fixes everything right? It should.   I brought the cupcakes and beads for those of you who donated to Planned Parenthood, as we were doing a Quiz For A Cause last night. Thank you all so much for your generosity, even if you were just trying to get me
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I'm a writer, a doula, a cosplayer, a habitual swearer, and a long list of other things. I moonlight as Wonder Woman. Apparently, I also read quizzes to people. Behave. Or don't. Whatever. I'll probably yell at you regardless. If you tell me that I'm possessed and need to bathe in holy water, we can't be friends.


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Old Chicago (Longmont)
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Longmont, CO
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Thursday, Apr 13, 2017
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Wrong Angel, you guys...
Queen Kelly

Hey, hey, hey….seems like Thursday is the no-good-news day, and I hate being the bearer of bad news, so I just didn’t mention the tire fire that happened before quiz yesterday. Let’s drink and pretend that everything is fine instead. It’s fine, you guys. It’s fine. It’s fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.   The night started off by making me chortle a bit when Team 25 randomly wrote UNDERWEAR on their score sheet. I have so many questions.   The bonus question after
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I'm a writer, a doula, a cosplayer, a habitual swearer, and a long list of other things. I moonlight as Wonder Woman. Apparently, I also read quizzes to people. Behave. Or don't. Whatever. I'll probably yell at you regardless. If you tell me that I'm possessed and need to bathe in holy water, we can't be friends.


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Old Chicago (Longmont)
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Longmont, CO
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Thursday, Apr 06, 2017
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It wasn't a Royale with Cheese
Queen Kelly

Hey hey hey. It’s the end of the world as we know it, but it’s fine. No really, you guys...it’s fine. It is fiiiiiiiiiiiine.   I hate to be the bearer of bad news and all, but it’s not every week that our POTUS decides to launch missiles at a sovereign nation. On the upside, you all got to work on some amazing war-time inspirational logos. I will bring you some really tacky prizes next week as a reward.   *sobs in the fetal position*  
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I'm a writer, a doula, a cosplayer, a habitual swearer, and a long list of other things. I moonlight as Wonder Woman. Apparently, I also read quizzes to people. Behave. Or don't. Whatever. I'll probably yell at you regardless. If you tell me that I'm possessed and need to bathe in holy water, we can't be friends.


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Old Chicago (Longmont)
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Longmont, CO
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Thursday, Mar 30, 2017
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For the love of science...
Queen Kelly

For the love of science….   If you are in a bar at 9pm with a kid, I can promise you that one of the mildest things they might hear with their delicate little child ears would be the actual scientific term for a human body part.   Especially if that kid is rapidly approaching the teenage years anyway.   Look. I’m not a jerk. I have kids. A ton of them. Why do you think I am here? When I see one at quiz, I omit the swear words in the questions, even when it makes things
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I'm a writer, a doula, a cosplayer, a habitual swearer, and a long list of other things. I moonlight as Wonder Woman. Apparently, I also read quizzes to people. Behave. Or don't. Whatever. I'll probably yell at you regardless. If you tell me that I'm possessed and need to bathe in holy water, we can't be friends.


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Old Chicago (Longmont)
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Longmont, CO
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Thursday, Mar 23, 2017
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It's not a hemorrhoid
Queen Kelly

Seriously, you guys. It’s not a hemorrhoid.   I knew that I’d have to go and name the blog this week after the incorrect answer so many of you gave me when I asked you about fluid filled sacs.   Mmmmm.   Fluid filled sacs.   Sounds delicious.   It was a night filled with many instances of not remembering the name of that song or the name of that drummer
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I'm a writer, a doula, a cosplayer, a habitual swearer, and a long list of other things. I moonlight as Wonder Woman. Apparently, I also read quizzes to people. Behave. Or don't. Whatever. I'll probably yell at you regardless. If you tell me that I'm possessed and need to bathe in holy water, we can't be friends.


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Old Chicago (Longmont)
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Longmont, CO
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Thursday, Mar 16, 2017
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Dirty Limericks & a Dance Off
Queen Kelly

Slainte!   I’m actually writing this on the real St. Patrick’s Day, but we celebrated early last night with a kickass Irish playlist and a dirty limerick/leprechaun contest. Because that’s what happens when your quiz is hosted by an Irish lass named Kelly.   The night started off with some random guy screaming about terrorists. SO FUN. 2017 is SO FUN YOU GUYS.   Seriously. It’s fun all the time.   Round
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I'm a writer, a doula, a cosplayer, a habitual swearer, and a long list of other things. I moonlight as Wonder Woman. Apparently, I also read quizzes to people. Behave. Or don't. Whatever. I'll probably yell at you regardless. If you tell me that I'm possessed and need to bathe in holy water, we can't be friends.


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Old Chicago (Longmont)
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Thursday, Mar 09, 2017
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STIs and Marijuana, or how the night ended...
Queen Kelly

The night started off by me telling you that my middle name was not “the”, only because Round 1 was all about things and people with “the” in the middle. My middle name is Ann. Not that you need this information.   We learned quickly that you guys don’t play flash video games because no one could answer the bonus question about using a torch to kill the colossus. (It’s fine, I have no idea either, you guys…) I gave you all a chance to win that free beer later in the night if someone could demonstrate the dance from Napoleon
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I'm a writer, a doula, a cosplayer, a habitual swearer, and a long list of other things. I moonlight as Wonder Woman. Apparently, I also read quizzes to people. Behave. Or don't. Whatever. I'll probably yell at you regardless. If you tell me that I'm possessed and need to bathe in holy water, we can't be friends.


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Old Chicago (Longmont)
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Longmont, CO
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Thursday, Mar 02, 2017
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So much Chris Martin. Too much, really.
Queen Kelly

When entering the team names into my scoresheet last night, I accidentally typed Dong as the first word in Don’t Give Up, Don’t Surrender, Lose Anyway. I feel like that was an indication of how the night was going to go.   How are you all?   I have had a horrible weekend and REALLY needed to stand in a bar and yell at strangers for a few hours, so I thank you for indulging me.  
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I'm a writer, a doula, a cosplayer, a habitual swearer, and a long list of other things. I moonlight as Wonder Woman. Apparently, I also read quizzes to people. Behave. Or don't. Whatever. I'll probably yell at you regardless. If you tell me that I'm possessed and need to bathe in holy water, we can't be friends.


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Old Chicago (Longmont)
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Thursday, Feb 23, 2017
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Those Boy Cows....
Queen Kelly

Today was a day for wearing pants and having adult responsibilities. Instead of spending the evening with my daughter for her birthday, instead of watching two of my kids perform in a concert, I got to hang out with you guys instead.   HOORAY.   As a small consolation for the fact that I was not with the kid, I made a playlist for her that I played for you. I know….it’s a bit pop heavy. She’s 14. What do you want?   Anyhow.  
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I'm a writer, a doula, a cosplayer, a habitual swearer, and a long list of other things. I moonlight as Wonder Woman. Apparently, I also read quizzes to people. Behave. Or don't. Whatever. I'll probably yell at you regardless. If you tell me that I'm possessed and need to bathe in holy water, we can't be friends.


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Old Chicago (Longmont)
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Thursday, Feb 16, 2017
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The Winner is....The Bigly Woody!
Queen Kelly

One of the things I learned last night is that you guys really, really, really like two things: coloring with crayons and the song Safety Dance.   I also learned that there are more ways to draw a penis than one could possibly imagine.   Happy Late Valentine’s Day, you guys!   In addition to asking you all the regular questions and handing out the regular prizes, I also brought paper and CRAYONS OMG for you to design dirty Valentine’s
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I'm a writer, a doula, a cosplayer, a habitual swearer, and a long list of other things. I moonlight as Wonder Woman. Apparently, I also read quizzes to people. Behave. Or don't. Whatever. I'll probably yell at you regardless. If you tell me that I'm possessed and need to bathe in holy water, we can't be friends.


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Old Chicago (Longmont)
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Thursday, Feb 09, 2017
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If You Want The Beer, You Wear The Hat
Queen Kelly

40 years ago, this week, Fleetwood Mac released the Rumours album.   40 years ago, this week, I was born.   Naturally, I played The Chain last night for you all, along with a whole heap of other music from my childhood. If you thought maybe the playlist was a little old….well, it was. So am I.   All bonus
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I'm a writer, a doula, a cosplayer, a habitual swearer, and a long list of other things. I moonlight as Wonder Woman. Apparently, I also read quizzes to people. Behave. Or don't. Whatever. I'll probably yell at you regardless. If you tell me that I'm possessed and need to bathe in holy water, we can't be friends.


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Old Chicago (Longmont)
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Thursday, Feb 02, 2017
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I'll Always Be Younger Than Shakira
Queen Kelly

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. How many of us slipped and fell in the last 48 hours?   Seriously, Colorado. I love you and all, but this ice storm stuff is ridiculous.   What’s important is that you all braved the roads to come out last night, and it was totally worth it.   Round 1 was full of television networks, and Round 2 was a tribute of sorts to birthday girl Shakira. I’m not sure whether I should be excited or disturbed by the fact that she
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I'm a writer, a doula, a cosplayer, a habitual swearer, and a long list of other things. I moonlight as Wonder Woman. Apparently, I also read quizzes to people. Behave. Or don't. Whatever. I'll probably yell at you regardless. If you tell me that I'm possessed and need to bathe in holy water, we can't be friends.


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Old Chicago (Longmont)
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Thursday, Jan 26, 2017
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I really am part Vulcan
Queen Kelly

Hey. Howdy. Hello. Hi.   Last night was my official one year anniversary of being a GEEK WHO DRINKS. Wait, I did that wrong.   Seriously, though, one year ago I had my audition and they liked me...they really liked me!!! The rest, as they say, is history.   The night started off with a round where I gave you a bunch of categories and you had to tell me who or what fit into all the given categories. It also ended with me practically begging someone to just guess “Hamilton”
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I'm a writer, a doula, a cosplayer, a habitual swearer, and a long list of other things. I moonlight as Wonder Woman. Apparently, I also read quizzes to people. Behave. Or don't. Whatever. I'll probably yell at you regardless. If you tell me that I'm possessed and need to bathe in holy water, we can't be friends.


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Old Chicago (Longmont)
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Thursday, Jan 19, 2017
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Get Off My Lawn
Queen Kelly

Hey party people! The night started off by me luring a team in with the possibility of winning free beer. Apparently people like free beer. Who knew?   The best part of the night for me personally was seeing House Ryan trying to run across the entire restaurant for the bonus questions...I mean, eventually y’all joined us in the bar, and I know that made it easier for you to hear and play and all that, but it was kinda fun watching you run. Just saying.   We learned a few new things
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I'm a writer, a doula, a cosplayer, a habitual swearer, and a long list of other things. I moonlight as Wonder Woman. Apparently, I also read quizzes to people. Behave. Or don't. Whatever. I'll probably yell at you regardless. If you tell me that I'm possessed and need to bathe in holy water, we can't be friends.


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Old Chicago (Longmont)
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Thursday, Jan 12, 2017
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And it was all yellow....
Queen Kelly

I tried to tell you guys that it would be worth it, and I hope that I delivered. Well, more correctly, I hope the writers delivered. They really outdid themselves last night, especially with Round 4.   Before we get there, though, there are other matters to attend to. For instance, I finally got to meet Ian! Everyone say hi, Ian!   I asked you all to come up with the most terrible, most awful team names this week and I feel like you did exactly what I asked. Which is either exhilarating
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I'm a writer, a doula, a cosplayer, a habitual swearer, and a long list of other things. I moonlight as Wonder Woman. Apparently, I also read quizzes to people. Behave. Or don't. Whatever. I'll probably yell at you regardless. If you tell me that I'm possessed and need to bathe in holy water, we can't be friends.