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Old Chicago (Longmont)
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Thursday, Feb 16, 2017
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The Winner is....The Bigly Woody!
Queen Kelly

One of the things I learned last night is that you guys really, really, really like two things: coloring with crayons and the song Safety Dance.   I also learned that there are more ways to draw a penis than one could possibly imagine.   Happy Late Valentine’s Day, you guys!   In addition to asking you all the regular questions and handing out the regular prizes, I also brought paper and CRAYONS OMG for you to design dirty Valentine’s
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I'm a writer, a doula, a cosplayer, a habitual swearer, and a long list of other things. I moonlight as Wonder Woman. Apparently, I also read quizzes to people. Behave. Or don't. Whatever. I'll probably yell at you regardless. If you tell me that I'm possessed and need to bathe in holy water, we can't be friends.


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Old Chicago (Longmont)
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Thursday, Feb 09, 2017
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If You Want The Beer, You Wear The Hat
Queen Kelly

40 years ago, this week, Fleetwood Mac released the Rumours album.   40 years ago, this week, I was born.   Naturally, I played The Chain last night for you all, along with a whole heap of other music from my childhood. If you thought maybe the playlist was a little old….well, it was. So am I.   All bonus
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I'm a writer, a doula, a cosplayer, a habitual swearer, and a long list of other things. I moonlight as Wonder Woman. Apparently, I also read quizzes to people. Behave. Or don't. Whatever. I'll probably yell at you regardless. If you tell me that I'm possessed and need to bathe in holy water, we can't be friends.


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Old Chicago (Longmont)
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Longmont, CO
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Thursday, Feb 02, 2017
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I'll Always Be Younger Than Shakira
Queen Kelly

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. How many of us slipped and fell in the last 48 hours?   Seriously, Colorado. I love you and all, but this ice storm stuff is ridiculous.   What’s important is that you all braved the roads to come out last night, and it was totally worth it.   Round 1 was full of television networks, and Round 2 was a tribute of sorts to birthday girl Shakira. I’m not sure whether I should be excited or disturbed by the fact that she
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I'm a writer, a doula, a cosplayer, a habitual swearer, and a long list of other things. I moonlight as Wonder Woman. Apparently, I also read quizzes to people. Behave. Or don't. Whatever. I'll probably yell at you regardless. If you tell me that I'm possessed and need to bathe in holy water, we can't be friends.


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Old Chicago (Longmont)
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Longmont, CO
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Thursday, Jan 26, 2017
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I really am part Vulcan
Queen Kelly

Hey. Howdy. Hello. Hi.   Last night was my official one year anniversary of being a GEEK WHO DRINKS. Wait, I did that wrong.   Seriously, though, one year ago I had my audition and they liked me...they really liked me!!! The rest, as they say, is history.   The night started off with a round where I gave you a bunch of categories and you had to tell me who or what fit into all the given categories. It also ended with me practically begging someone to just guess “Hamilton”
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I'm a writer, a doula, a cosplayer, a habitual swearer, and a long list of other things. I moonlight as Wonder Woman. Apparently, I also read quizzes to people. Behave. Or don't. Whatever. I'll probably yell at you regardless. If you tell me that I'm possessed and need to bathe in holy water, we can't be friends.


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Old Chicago (Longmont)
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Longmont, CO
80501
Thursday, Jan 19, 2017
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Get Off My Lawn
Queen Kelly

Hey party people! The night started off by me luring a team in with the possibility of winning free beer. Apparently people like free beer. Who knew?   The best part of the night for me personally was seeing House Ryan trying to run across the entire restaurant for the bonus questions...I mean, eventually y’all joined us in the bar, and I know that made it easier for you to hear and play and all that, but it was kinda fun watching you run. Just saying.   We learned a few new things
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I'm a writer, a doula, a cosplayer, a habitual swearer, and a long list of other things. I moonlight as Wonder Woman. Apparently, I also read quizzes to people. Behave. Or don't. Whatever. I'll probably yell at you regardless. If you tell me that I'm possessed and need to bathe in holy water, we can't be friends.


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Old Chicago (Longmont)
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Longmont, CO
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Thursday, Jan 12, 2017
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And it was all yellow....
Queen Kelly

I tried to tell you guys that it would be worth it, and I hope that I delivered. Well, more correctly, I hope the writers delivered. They really outdid themselves last night, especially with Round 4.   Before we get there, though, there are other matters to attend to. For instance, I finally got to meet Ian! Everyone say hi, Ian!   I asked you all to come up with the most terrible, most awful team names this week and I feel like you did exactly what I asked. Which is either exhilarating
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I'm a writer, a doula, a cosplayer, a habitual swearer, and a long list of other things. I moonlight as Wonder Woman. Apparently, I also read quizzes to people. Behave. Or don't. Whatever. I'll probably yell at you regardless. If you tell me that I'm possessed and need to bathe in holy water, we can't be friends.


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Old Chicago (Longmont)
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Longmont, CO
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Thursday, Jan 05, 2017
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That Much Further West
Queen Kelly

It was cold and the roads were awful last night, but you guys made it anyway! High fives for everyone!!!   We also collectively made it to 2017, so there’s that.   The night started off with muscle cramps and arachnophobia and perpendicular lines...and when the first round provides such diversity with answers, you know it is going to be a good night.   Round 2 left some of you cringing, left me cringing occasionally, and saw at least one sassy shoulder. Round 3 allowed us to
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I'm a writer, a doula, a cosplayer, a habitual swearer, and a long list of other things. I moonlight as Wonder Woman. Apparently, I also read quizzes to people. Behave. Or don't. Whatever. I'll probably yell at you regardless. If you tell me that I'm possessed and need to bathe in holy water, we can't be friends.


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Old Chicago (Longmont)
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Longmont, CO
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Thursday, Dec 29, 2016
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The Saddest Most Awesome Playlist Ever
Queen Kelly

Rather than write a regular long post about how the quiz went tonight, I wanted to tell you guys that I’m glad you’re here. I’m glad I started doing this crazy job and that I have regular teams and friends who support me, even when the restaurant is full, even when football is on, even when they are completely out of pasta. Even then.   At the end of the night, Agatha Quiztie came in second and Carrie Fisher don’t have to deal with shit anymore finished out the big
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I'm a writer, a doula, a cosplayer, a habitual swearer, and a long list of other things. I moonlight as Wonder Woman. Apparently, I also read quizzes to people. Behave. Or don't. Whatever. I'll probably yell at you regardless. If you tell me that I'm possessed and need to bathe in holy water, we can't be friends.


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Old Chicago (Longmont)
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Longmont, CO
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Thursday, Dec 22, 2016
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It's Not Cherry Pie
Queen Kelly

Hi-di-ho. It's Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo.  It was a night. What can I say? We don't need Matthew (maybe we do need Matthew) went from like first to last to first to last, totally depending on the round. Clearly, you do need Matthew at least for pop music rounds.    Just saying...   You all got to show your age with the questions on C+C Music Factory and Go-Bots. SO FUN how quickly you can tell how old people are just based on where the high fives happen. AMIRIGHT? I played Christmas music that isn't all terrible, you answered some questions. Santa's Bitches and Mr.
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I'm a writer, a doula, a cosplayer, a habitual swearer, and a long list of other things. I moonlight as Wonder Woman. Apparently, I also read quizzes to people. Behave. Or don't. Whatever. I'll probably yell at you regardless. If you tell me that I'm possessed and need to bathe in holy water, we can't be friends.


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Old Chicago (Longmont)
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Longmont, CO
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Thursday, Dec 15, 2016
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TWO ROUND DANCE OFF
Queen Kelly

I’m doing this backwards this week because we had the most amazing ending to the night and that deserves to be mentioned first.   TWO ROUND DANCE OFF.   Yes.   While Physics Teachers Do It came away the big winners of the night, we had a tie for second place. I do love a dance off. I feel like you guys should know this about me by now. One brave member of each team faced off in the first round to a tie. There was only one
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I'm a writer, a doula, a cosplayer, a habitual swearer, and a long list of other things. I moonlight as Wonder Woman. Apparently, I also read quizzes to people. Behave. Or don't. Whatever. I'll probably yell at you regardless. If you tell me that I'm possessed and need to bathe in holy water, we can't be friends.


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Old Chicago (Longmont)
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Longmont, CO
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Thursday, Dec 08, 2016
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A-Dee-Ohs America
Queen Kelly

First things first. I wasn’t in my normal spot, which as all who frequent this quiz know, is a table shaped like a gigantic penis. I joked about how I was sad that I wasn’t there and a team kindly pointed out that I’d basically constructed a penis out of tables on the other side of the bar. Naturally, as this construction project involved two tables, I remarked that it was actually a detachable penis. You know, like the song….   Except you guys didn’t know that song. And not knowing that such a song is an actual thing makes the conversation a little….um….awkward.  
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I'm a writer, a doula, a cosplayer, a habitual swearer, and a long list of other things. I moonlight as Wonder Woman. Apparently, I also read quizzes to people. Behave. Or don't. Whatever. I'll probably yell at you regardless. If you tell me that I'm possessed and need to bathe in holy water, we can't be friends.


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Old Chicago (Longmont)
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Longmont, CO
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Thursday, Dec 01, 2016
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Take Your Parents to Work Day: Part Two The Reconning
Katy

Happy December First my lovely Geeks!  I got to fill in for Kelly at Old Chicago tonight.  Thank you to the quizzers for making me feel right at home. We also had a very special team tonight, my parents!  It was really fun that they were able to come out and watch me do my thing.  They usually don't make it to quiz because they are usually watching my kids for me, tonight the hubby got said privilege.  Let's get down to business (to defeat the Huns) and talk about tonight quiz.  Our round one tonight consisted of answered that began with BO.  In round two we all risked our citizenship together with songs all about flags or burning, if any government
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I am a domestic zoo keeper (I keep my kids alive) living in Loveland, and quizzer recently turned quizmaster.


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Old Chicago (Longmont)
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Thursday, Nov 17, 2016
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FOR NARNIA!
Queen Kelly

Everybody Knows….the theme song of the night which also happened to be the title of the first round AND that song I played right before we started. There are no coincidences, you guys.   I was able to show off my fancy schmancy new Geeks t-shirt that I got for being a quiz mistress for over six months now. I guess that means I’m legit. Heh.   Life goals.   Round one taught us that you all can name a LOT of Canadian singers,
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I'm a writer, a doula, a cosplayer, a habitual swearer, and a long list of other things. I moonlight as Wonder Woman. Apparently, I also read quizzes to people. Behave. Or don't. Whatever. I'll probably yell at you regardless. If you tell me that I'm possessed and need to bathe in holy water, we can't be friends.


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Old Chicago (Longmont)
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Longmont, CO
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Thursday, Nov 10, 2016
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Dance Like The Entire Bar Is Watching
Queen Kelly

Okay, you guys. It’s going to be fine. SERIOUSLY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE FINE AND WHY AM I YELLING?!?!   I did get to the bar an hour early last night just to get a few drinks in before we began….   Drinking is a terrible and yet terribly effective coping mechanism and right now. You do you. For real.   Finding out Leonard Cohen died as I pulled into the parking lot - well, that’s just enough universe. Dammit.  
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I'm a writer, a doula, a cosplayer, a habitual swearer, and a long list of other things. I moonlight as Wonder Woman. Apparently, I also read quizzes to people. Behave. Or don't. Whatever. I'll probably yell at you regardless. If you tell me that I'm possessed and need to bathe in holy water, we can't be friends.


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Old Chicago (Longmont)
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Longmont, CO
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Thursday, Nov 03, 2016
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Sharks???? Seriously?
Queen Kelly

Well, it was the last quiz before we might be ushering in the apocalypse as a country. Just in case we never see one another again, it was great knowing you guys.   And by “great”, I don’t mean some vague reference to the past where segregation was rampant and a woman’s place was in the kitchen.   I mean, like, it was nice knowing you.   Anyway, on the off chance that we don’t self-destruct in the next week, I’ll write about the quiz last night just
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I'm a writer, a doula, a cosplayer, a habitual swearer, and a long list of other things. I moonlight as Wonder Woman. Apparently, I also read quizzes to people. Behave. Or don't. Whatever. I'll probably yell at you regardless. If you tell me that I'm possessed and need to bathe in holy water, we can't be friends.


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Old Chicago (Longmont)
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Thursday, Oct 27, 2016
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Don't Call Me Princess
Queen Kelly

When a night starts off with a shot of tequila and a player asking me how much grief I will give them if they call me “Princess” all night, there’s only one possible explanation.   It’s Halloween week and I’m wearing a costume. Wonder Woman, specifically.   Hey, I promised you guys that I would do it. And I did it.   I didn’t wear the steel boned corset though, because I couldn’t get more than one team to commit to dressing up. I’m looking
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I'm a writer, a doula, a cosplayer, a habitual swearer, and a long list of other things. I moonlight as Wonder Woman. Apparently, I also read quizzes to people. Behave. Or don't. Whatever. I'll probably yell at you regardless. If you tell me that I'm possessed and need to bathe in holy water, we can't be friends.