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Monday, Apr 24, 2017
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Erin

Another Monday Funday for the folks who joined me last night at Stick+Stone! Twelve eager beaver teams blessed me with their presence, and in turn, they were #blessed with the presence of my SUPER FLY NEW KICKS. If you weren't there and want to see them, TOO DAMN BAD. Only the cool kids that actually give a hot damn and show up to my quiz get those perks. You know what else was perky? Team Biggest Richard in the Room! They faced STIFF competition in this undoubtedly HARD quiz. WOOD they CUM out on top?! Well, with an early Joker in the 2nd for 28 points, they sure were close. Speaking
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Monday, Apr 17, 2017
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Who DOESN'T Love Traditional Japanese Poetry Styles?!
Erin

Heads up, everyone:It's National Haiku Day!5-7-5, bitch!Remember the rules!Rule the First: DON'T BE A DICK!No cell phones, either!Monday had 9 teams,If you don't count James' Group.Seven peeps?! No way!Speaking of seven:Five teams got it in Round 1On five-letter words.Jokers everywhereIn Round 2. Oh, Bev and Bob,You're my new heroes.But for number 4?It's Lil* John AND DJ Snake!One team got it right.Round 3 on Mel or Steve:Who knew these guys were
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Monday, Apr 10, 2017
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Quiz-O
Andrew

Day-O One day quiz-o. Geeks who drink, and it’s time to quiz! Quiz, me say quiz, me say quiz, me say quiz-o. Daylight ends and it’s time to quiz. Beautiful bunch of ripe players, daylight ends come and me want to quiz. Work all day, and you drink the beer! Daylight ends and it’s time to quiz. Come on Mr. quiz master, tally me right answers. Daylight ends and it’s time to quiz. It’s One beer, two beer, three beer, QUIZ! Daylight end and me want to quiz now!   This was a quiz of nostalgia! So many times, tonight I was like. Damn I need to re-watch that movie! Beetlejuice, need to
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Monday, Apr 03, 2017
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You’re Not Privy to This Title
BJ the Gozerian

If There’s a Reason Why the Cables are Numbered, I am not privy to it. Which is regrettable, I like my privy. And being privy to things. My privies. Too bad they also weren’t privy to placing in either top slot. Nope, those were saved for Busted Bracket and the Equestranauts, who took second and first, respectively. They found their privies being fondled by that seductive mistress that is winning gift cards. Fondled privies abound. That got a little weird. But come on, you got me going on it, with all this talk of privies and the like. You know that if you want me to slide my way through that pipeline
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Mellow Greetings! It's me, BJ, the lovable scamp, coming to you from a building of sorts in ol' Pasco in Eastern Warshingtoneia. The desert, with one s, because you only want to meet one snake in the desert. You want beer? I have beer, that I made, with my own two hands, and lots of equipment, and sometimes other people's two hands. Been doing it for years. Its pretty good. My dad doesn't like any of the beers I make because he is a big wuss that could beat me up. But he won't, because I'm too fast. I can also write you a story, or a comic, or a movie, cause that's what I do. Kind of. But I can sell your house and help you buy a new one, because I'm a REALTOR (all caps because I can). You wanna go play pinball? Awesome, me too! We have so much in common. Let's chill sometime, bring our spouses, of which I have one wifal unit, and dog(s)/cat(s), of which I also have one and two units, respectively. See you tomorrow!


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Monday, Mar 27, 2017
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I Think You Meant "Nkechi Amare Diallo Fan Club"
Erin

Another night of firsties over at Stick+Stone! Who knew Mondays could be so exciting? (Those two words really don't belong in the same sentence, unless the word "not" is in the middle somewhere...):- First time that a team name got raucously booed upon every reading (are you sure you weren't just pretending to quiz just for attention, Rachel Dolezal Fan Club?) - First time, at least that I can remember, that ALL teams actually both saved their Jokers for either R2 or R8 AND all teams Jokered on their highest-scoring round! Way to listen to your QM, guys! - First time I've seriously thought about using a team name
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Monday, Mar 20, 2017
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The First Quiz is the Deepest
Erin

Last night was an evening of firsts for the quizzers at Stick+Stone: - A member of The Big Leboxski, who fancies himself a sharpened-pencil aficionado, got first pick from a set of virgin GWD pencils, then popped it's graphite cherry thoroughly. - Round 1 featured the first, and probably the last, question on tennis we'll likely have all year. - Team Kristen and Kevin became the first late-arriving team to NOT place last, even after missing all of Round 1! - This was our first dance with a Google-translated quotes round. And honestly, the fact that "pod bay" DIDN'T immediately make all of you
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Monday, Mar 13, 2017
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"Femrection" is Totally a Word
Erin

Femrection /fem-rek-shuhn/ (n) (1) The indescribable joy I get when hosting quiz to a bunch of nerds (see: last night's quiz at Stick+Stone); (2) Physiology. That tingling sensation I feel when I get to read questions pertaining to astronomy (see: Alnitak, Alnilam, and Mintaka), waves (see: frequency, Hertz), etc. Example: Reading that question about Orion's belt gave me a raging femrection. Synonyms: Lady-boner, lady hard-onAntonym: Femdick deflator 69 /siks-tee-nahyn/ (n)(1) Giggity!(2) The score shared by both It Used to Be Fake
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Monday, Mar 06, 2017
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Quizzy McQuiz Face and the Forced Boat Puns
Erin

Ahoy, quizzers! Ask anyone* and they'll tell you: you all missed one hell of a party last weekend at Geek Bowl XI! 212 teams from all across this great land descended upon some random, doesn't-look-like-a-place-you'd-get-murdered-at-all pier in Seattle for quizzy shenanigans. A crowd of 4.72% of that many teams gathered under my shady pier at Stick+Stone to be regaled with stories on the grand ol' time they missed out on (LIVE MUSIC! FAUX MOVIE FIGHTS! A TOTAL DISS BY BOSTON'S MAYOR!). Oh, and to play quiz, I guess. How'd they do? AVAST, TO THE RECAP! Returning anti-champ, previously of Flying Hans Solo fame, joined forces with a compadre to form Team of
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Monday, Feb 27, 2017
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On the Importance of CIRCLING. YOUR. JOKER. CHRIS.
Erin

Thirteen tenacious teams joined me last night for our weekly brain-off at Stick+Stone. We had not one, but TWO dudes playing as individuals, including Hans Solomite, who joined us sans his Leia for a third week in a row. He also reclaimed the bottom spot, after his brief taste of not-last last week. Team Make It Wanket can't tell me or it what to do; only consensual wanking here, buddy! The Flaming Schnitzels were the first team to finish with over 50 points, while Unicorns With Asshats couldn't tell me if said creatures were wearing hats that looked like asses or hats on their asses. It really
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Monday, Feb 20, 2017
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TIL: 4 People + 7 Team Names < 1 Dude Who Loves Star Wars
Erin

Things I Learned At Monday Night Quiz:- Thirteen teams pretty much take up every available square inch of floor space at Stick+Stone. - A night you are not expecting 13 teams will just happen to be the night that you forget to put on deodorant. My apologies to the two closest teams to my funk, Shitty Penguins and Keen and Eager. - One team of four can have seven names, which is not at all annoying when trying to grade thirteen scoresheets (take your meds next time, team Drew's Big Cat and the Boenkhes/How Much Does My Cat Weight? (sic)/Drew Balls and Da Cat/Big D and Catytime/The
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Monday, Feb 13, 2017
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Get Fred Durst to Taste Your Chocolate Starfish
Erin

After putting up with my germy ass at last night's quiz at Stick+Stone, you all deserve an award. What better way, then, for me to treat myself than to curl up with a blanket and a bottle of NyGin (that's NyQuil mixed with gin) and tune in to this year’s Quizzies?! Let's see who takes home the prize! Best/Worst Mix-Up of Coretta Scott King's Name: team Came for the Food, Stayed for the Trivia with their answer, Rosa Parks. (Runners-up: Angry Pirates with Al Sharpton. Don't you guys pay attention to the news?!) Most Unintentional Sexual Innuendo: also, team Came for the Food! Most Intentional Sexual
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Monday, Feb 06, 2017
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A Monday Love (?) Story
Erin

It was a typical Monday; work sucked, the commute was atrocious, but thank goodness for the weekly quiz at Stick+Stone. Bridgeson sat at the table, struggling to remember if that damn mouse in the visual Round 5 was Itchy or Scratchy...when suddenly, he locked eyes across the bar with the finest set of Two Tits and a Twat that he ever did see. He sauntered over to her table and asked if he could join her team; she obliged. Despite him confusing Vegemite for guano in Aussie Round 1, and her mixing up AC/DC and Rod Stewart in audio Round 2, all was going well. They ordered the Chocolate Bismarks for dessert, just
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Monday, Jan 30, 2017
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The Human Centi-Quiz
Erin

So many gorgeous Dapper Dans and Daniels joined me at Stick+Stone for a duel celebration: Monday marked both 2 years at S+S, as well as your not-so-humble Quizmistress's 100th QUIZ!! I was #blessed to see so many familiar faces (love you all!), as well as a few that I hope to see again (welcome, teams Clueless Cougs, The Wombats, and Warm Pockets!). The night was replete with extra bonus beers, prizes I hastily gift-wrapped from the dark corners of my house, Rule #1 in magnet form, guest appearances by Mr. Quizmistress and my QMIL (Quiz-Mother-in-Law), and a very special Round 7 voiced
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Monday, Jan 23, 2017
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Indian Jones and the Temple of Derp
Erin

The crowds last night at Stick+Stone sure kept me and the staff on their collective toes! Nine rowdy-af teams joined me for a night of brain stem measuring. Lots of familiar faces, and a bit of a running theme with the names this week (originality is tough, teams Alternative Answers, The Book of Alternative Facts, and We're Not Wrong, We've Just Got Alternative Answers). As for the apostrophe in team The Einstein's? I still cannot tell you if that was intentional. How did my deviants do? TO THE RECAP! Round 1 on celebrity sentence names stymied most, but teams Cats and Dog, along
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Monday, Jan 16, 2017
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Rectum?! I...Actually Didn't Cause Much Damage to 'Um At All.
Erin

Is that an icicle in your pocket, or are you...wait, that IS an icicle in your pocket? What the hell, dude?! Speaking of frosty nether-regions, nine shivering teams braved the cold to join me at Stick+Stone after a chilly 3-week hiatus! Almost all were regs ('sup, The Tri-Quizzard Champions, Tom, Crow, and Gypsy, Pen Island, and Sara's Always Late), while others I would love to see more of (hope you're up to date on your shots, Colin Feral Cats). With such a long break, did my quizzers' brains turn to slush, or did they remain rock-salt-hard? TO THE RECAP! Round 1 on current events
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Monday, Dec 19, 2016
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Who Needs All Those GD Birds, Anyway?!
Erin

Monday night of Quizmas, my quizzers gave to me...FIIIIVE nerdy teeeeeaaamms! Four rounds over 8, three aced Bonuses, two teams tied for first, and a Round 5 filled out perfectly! Seriously, what more could a gal ask for? Five teams of regulars rode their sleighs in to Stick+Stone for the last quiz of 2016 (w00t)! Let's see how my elves fared. TO THE RECAP! Round 1's answer sandwiches went down easy with everyone scoring 6 or more. Audio Round 2 would have gone better if (A) you knew your state capitols, and (B) you also knew that U2 was a totally legit answer. In Round 3, where two of these things just don't belong, saw an early Joker from Walking in a
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