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Portland, OR
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Tuesday, Jan 03, 2017
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The Careless Whisper Song
Christie B

Let’s mash up the lyrics of Careless Whisper by George Michael with the lyrics of The Whisper Song by the Ying Yang Twins. It’s going to be awful. Here we go. Read it in your head with the rhythm and tone of a spoken word artist. It’s quite romantic. Hey how you doin lil mama? lemme whisper in your ear I'm never gonna dance again Tell you sumthing that you might like to hear Guilty feet have got no rhythm You got a sexy ass body and your ass look soft Though it's easy to pretend Mind if I touch it? and see if its soft Naw I'm jus playin' unless you say I can I know you're not a fool And im known
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Hiya buddies! I'm Christie. I originally come from Cape Cod, MA where I grew up proudly as a Masshole. I relocated to Hillsboro, OR for a job in high tech. So far, Oregon is treating me well, except since everything's so green here, I'm allergic to all of it. Come see me at Bethany Public House on Tuesday nights at 7:00PM.


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Bethany Public House
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Portland, OR
97229
Tuesday, Dec 27, 2016
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My fake New Year's resolutions
Christie B

It’s about to be the New Year! Who’s excited?! I sure am! Yeah, yeah. I’m grateful for my life and my health and all that, but 2016 has been relatively shitty, so I’m looking forward to making some changes in the New Year. For some laughs, I’m going to make a list of fake New Year’s resolutions that are inspired from tonight’s round themes. Without any further ado, here are my New Year’s Resolutions for 2017: Fuck you – Round number one was “This Year in Stuff”, and yeah, maybe it was just some reused current events questions from 2016, but still, fuck you and fuck this year. Learn geography
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Hiya buddies! I'm Christie. I originally come from Cape Cod, MA where I grew up proudly as a Masshole. I relocated to Hillsboro, OR for a job in high tech. So far, Oregon is treating me well, except since everything's so green here, I'm allergic to all of it. Come see me at Bethany Public House on Tuesday nights at 7:00PM.


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Bethany Public House
4840 Northwest Bethany Boulevard
Portland, OR
97229
Tuesday, Dec 20, 2016
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The Finch Who Stole Christmas
Christie B

Happy Holidays! Are you in the holiday spirit yet? I wasn’t for a while, but I think I’m getting close. I’ve eaten, like, 5 mini candy canes per day for the past week, which I think means I’m super spirited. Plus the holidays are a good excuse to buy things and wear things that are glittery without people getting mad at you when glitter ends up on them, so that’s my jam.   It was packed last night at quiz! ALL of the tables were taken in the Bethany Public House back room. I love it when it’s busy, all the energy in the room makes me super hyped up. J   We had a couple of fun holiday themed rounds in tonight’s
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Hiya buddies! I'm Christie. I originally come from Cape Cod, MA where I grew up proudly as a Masshole. I relocated to Hillsboro, OR for a job in high tech. So far, Oregon is treating me well, except since everything's so green here, I'm allergic to all of it. Come see me at Bethany Public House on Tuesday nights at 7:00PM.


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Bethany Public House
4840 Northwest Bethany Boulevard
Portland, OR
97229
Tuesday, Dec 13, 2016
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Yeezus is the reason for the season
Christie B

Well, it’s finally winter here in Portland. Two snow events in two weeks! Luckily, they hold off until Wednesdays, so our Tuesday night quiz doesn’t get interrupted.   We had a great quiz this week that started off Christmas-y with a first round about reindeer! It brought back some old memories about the Christmas children’s story, Olive the Other Reindeer. Remember back when Pottery Barn used to cell CDs select books at the register? I feel like my mother bought Oliver the Other Reindeer for me at a Pottery Barn. Apparently, they made a movie out of it with Drew Barrymore voicing Olive.   Anywho, this quiz’s
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Hiya buddies! I'm Christie. I originally come from Cape Cod, MA where I grew up proudly as a Masshole. I relocated to Hillsboro, OR for a job in high tech. So far, Oregon is treating me well, except since everything's so green here, I'm allergic to all of it. Come see me at Bethany Public House on Tuesday nights at 7:00PM.


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Bethany Public House
4840 Northwest Bethany Boulevard
Portland, OR
97229
Tuesday, Dec 06, 2016
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Dr. Vajazzle
Christie B

When’s the last time that you watched The Year without a Santa Claus? I assigned my quizzers some homework to go home and watch it, because it’s a super great film. It’s about a year when Santa gets a cold right before Christmas so he leaves the present delivery to his elves. Santa gets really sad and doesn’t think anyone believes in him anymore, and then sad stuff happens. I’m not describing it well, but it’s great, so just watch it, ok? I mention it because there was a question about the Heat Miser and Snow Miser from the movie, and not many teams got it correct! They sing a super catchy song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SGlPnA_iCk  At
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Hiya buddies! I'm Christie. I originally come from Cape Cod, MA where I grew up proudly as a Masshole. I relocated to Hillsboro, OR for a job in high tech. So far, Oregon is treating me well, except since everything's so green here, I'm allergic to all of it. Come see me at Bethany Public House on Tuesday nights at 7:00PM.


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Bethany Public House
4840 Northwest Bethany Boulevard
Portland, OR
97229
Tuesday, Nov 29, 2016
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The night of wild guesses
Christie B

My favorite quiz nights are the ones where people just throw out all kinds of wild guesses. Sometimes they're kind of close, other times, they're way off base, but regardless, they're all hilarious. Tuesday's quiz was the best night of wild guesses that I have had in a while! Here are some of the highlights: One team guessed "Narry Potter" as the main character's name from "Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them". They had to figure out the name, knowing that it started with N and ended with R, so Narry Potter was what they came up with. Instead of General Custer, one team guessed Colonel Custard, in a round that was loosely based on the popular
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Hiya buddies! I'm Christie. I originally come from Cape Cod, MA where I grew up proudly as a Masshole. I relocated to Hillsboro, OR for a job in high tech. So far, Oregon is treating me well, except since everything's so green here, I'm allergic to all of it. Come see me at Bethany Public House on Tuesday nights at 7:00PM.


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Bethany Public House
4840 Northwest Bethany Boulevard
Portland, OR
97229
Tuesday, Nov 22, 2016
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Super festive!
Christie B

At this week's quiz, I e=was remarkably festive. Not Thanksgiving-y festive, as you might have guessed, since quiz was 2 days before Thanksgiving. Nope! I was Christmas-y! Now, violates a personal rule that I made with myself to not start Christmas music, dress, or other cheer prior to the day after Thanksgiving. Regardless, I spent the day at a holiday themed private event, and I take advantage of every provided opportunity to wear something silly or dumb in public. So I showed up to quiz in my holiday outfit, which consisted of a red dress, red tights, an argyle sleeveless cardigan with Christmas cookies on it, wreath earrings, a poinsettia-patterned scarf, and a headband
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Hiya buddies! I'm Christie. I originally come from Cape Cod, MA where I grew up proudly as a Masshole. I relocated to Hillsboro, OR for a job in high tech. So far, Oregon is treating me well, except since everything's so green here, I'm allergic to all of it. Come see me at Bethany Public House on Tuesday nights at 7:00PM.


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Bethany Public House
4840 Northwest Bethany Boulevard
Portland, OR
97229
Tuesday, Nov 15, 2016
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Commence The Hazing!
Meggan

A little gentle hazing can build character, but ya'll were so nice to our newbie QuizMaster In Training last night he's going to think that ALL Quizzers are this nice. Bwahahahaha, wait until he hosts at a venue with loud drinkers who are not there for Quiz and are upset that they can't hear the game over our very important questions about the periodic table. That is the fire that shapes you into the Quizmaster you were meant to be.   Top prize went to Fellowship of the Onion in a come from behind victory when they scored 14 out of 16 on the final round and used their double on it. Pinning For Third just barely missed their goal
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I love metal, tattoos, appropriately placed commas, and science fiction. Semicolons are for suckers.


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Bethany Public House
4840 Northwest Bethany Boulevard
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Tuesday, Nov 08, 2016
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Hey! Well, at least we had fun!
Christie B

Despite distractions happening on the muted TVs in the banquet room at Bethany Public House, we had fun last night at quiz. The booze was a-flowing, for sure! My favorite part of last night's quiz was that there were a lot of answers that were just, "fuck." It was pretty hysterical. When a team didn't know the correct answer, instead of guessing, they just wrote "fuck." I really liked it. Last night, I learned that there's a connection between the Guinness Book of World Records and Guinness Beer. The managing director of the Guinness brewery in the late 1950s wanted to start a book that helped him argue with friends about what the fastest bird was (seriously), so he started
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Hiya buddies! I'm Christie. I originally come from Cape Cod, MA where I grew up proudly as a Masshole. I relocated to Hillsboro, OR for a job in high tech. So far, Oregon is treating me well, except since everything's so green here, I'm allergic to all of it. Come see me at Bethany Public House on Tuesday nights at 7:00PM.


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4840 Northwest Bethany Boulevard
Portland, OR
97229
Tuesday, Nov 01, 2016
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Viscount GreystRoke
Christie B

Heyo! Another great Tuesday in the books at Bethany Public house! We had a lovely time quizzing with the World Series in the background! Couple funny things that happened:   One of my regular teams named themselves, Ladies is pimps, three. I have a desktop background on the PC that I use for my quiz, and it’s a lovely sky scape that says “Ladies is pimps, too.” Like a motivational poster. So this team decided to be Ladies is Pimps, three, which I thought was super clever. A Question in round 1 was about Tarzan, and apparently, his real name is John Clayton,Viscount Greystroke. So
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Hiya buddies! I'm Christie. I originally come from Cape Cod, MA where I grew up proudly as a Masshole. I relocated to Hillsboro, OR for a job in high tech. So far, Oregon is treating me well, except since everything's so green here, I'm allergic to all of it. Come see me at Bethany Public House on Tuesday nights at 7:00PM.


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4840 Northwest Bethany Boulevard
Portland, OR
97229
Wednesday, Oct 26, 2016
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A Night Time Supply Of Pudding!
Lisa Pizza

What a time to be alive! But then again, the Winchesters tend to not stay dead for too long anyhow.  I want first and foremost to thank everyone who came out last night! Literally, that was the most fun I've had at any theme quiz ever, because you're all so amazing and the Winchesters are so hunky.And pie! Let's talk about how this all played out! Round one was about everybody's dream car: Baby. And boy, did we start off with a fight. Let me tell you, I know this show. And I've been binge watching it alllllll over again, just to feel prepared. And without a doubt, that dog is named Riot. Sure, Sam tried to call it "Dog" but Amelia just wouldn't
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Be my Facebook friend so I can appear popular, well-liked, and well-adjusted.
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Bethany Public House
4840 Northwest Bethany Boulevard
Portland, OR
97229
Tuesday, Oct 25, 2016
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Miss Jackson if you're nasty
Christie B

Happy World Series! Despite the big game, we had a solid constituent of quizzers ready and eager to have some fun! There were 2 new teams to Bethany Public House, which is my favorite thing ever! Couple quick highlights: I quoted an iconic line from Janet Jackson’s “Nasty”, and I don’t think anyone knew what I was talking about. When I read out the answers, I said, “Her first name ain’t baby, It’s Janet. Miss Jackson if you’re nasty”. I thought I was being clever; no one else thought so. We had an entire round about the Marquis de Sade, I watched the movie Quills on Netflix, which is loosely based on his
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Hiya buddies! I'm Christie. I originally come from Cape Cod, MA where I grew up proudly as a Masshole. I relocated to Hillsboro, OR for a job in high tech. So far, Oregon is treating me well, except since everything's so green here, I'm allergic to all of it. Come see me at Bethany Public House on Tuesday nights at 7:00PM.


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Bethany Public House
4840 Northwest Bethany Boulevard
Portland, OR
97229
Tuesday, Oct 18, 2016
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Spiders in your crevices
Christie B

Howdy friends! It’s getting close to Halloween, so naturally, I got spooked by a huge spider during my quiz. I, like, many others, am not a fan of spiders. In fact, when I got home after my quiz, I took a shower to make sure the spider wasn’t in my hair or clothes or crevices. What would you even do if you found a spider in a body crevice, like in your buttcrack or something. That’s an irrational fear that I face. Aside from the spider, we had a super fun time! Our video round today was about animated show theme songs. It was so fun and nostalgic, and I have been watching episodes of Doug since I got home. Does anyone want to get together and talk about the
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Hiya buddies! I'm Christie. I originally come from Cape Cod, MA where I grew up proudly as a Masshole. I relocated to Hillsboro, OR for a job in high tech. So far, Oregon is treating me well, except since everything's so green here, I'm allergic to all of it. Come see me at Bethany Public House on Tuesday nights at 7:00PM.


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4840 Northwest Bethany Boulevard
Portland, OR
97229
Tuesday, Oct 11, 2016
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A sloth bear is a real thing
Christie B

It was a packed house at quiz on Tuesday! I love when the room is super full, there’s so much energy, I think it makes it more fun! So, I learned today that a sloth bear is a thing. Have you heard of this? How have I been so out of touch for so long? I thought I knew about all of the bears, but apparently I was wrong. Let me tell you a few things about the sloth bear. They are native to the Indian subcontinent, and they are insectivores. They are super dumb looking and have wicked derpy faces. Now, let me share a few quotes from the Wikipedia article about these beasts. “They walk in a slow, shambling motion, with their feet being set down in a noisy, flapping motion.” “Sows
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Hiya buddies! I'm Christie. I originally come from Cape Cod, MA where I grew up proudly as a Masshole. I relocated to Hillsboro, OR for a job in high tech. So far, Oregon is treating me well, except since everything's so green here, I'm allergic to all of it. Come see me at Bethany Public House on Tuesday nights at 7:00PM.


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4840 Northwest Bethany Boulevard
Portland, OR
97229
Tuesday, Oct 04, 2016
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Thrill-thingy? Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
Christie B

Sometimes, when I miss a call from my mom, I call her back, and when she answers, I say in a Lurch voice, “You raaaang?” This is relevant because there was a bonus question in last night’s quiz about Lurch and his famous greeting. Per usual, we had a super fun time at quiz last night. We listened to a playlist of songs from famous movie soundtracks, so had our fair share of sing-alongs. Last night’s quiz reminded me of one of my favorite children’s book series about Amelia Bedelia! Remember her! My favorite story was when she went camping with the family. When it came time to “hit the road”, she banged the pavement with a stuck. And
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Hiya buddies! I'm Christie. I originally come from Cape Cod, MA where I grew up proudly as a Masshole. I relocated to Hillsboro, OR for a job in high tech. So far, Oregon is treating me well, except since everything's so green here, I'm allergic to all of it. Come see me at Bethany Public House on Tuesday nights at 7:00PM.


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Bethany Public House
4840 Northwest Bethany Boulevard
Portland, OR
97229
Tuesday, Sep 27, 2016
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My patronus is a dolphin
Christie B

Happy Tuesday! Tonight’s quiz was a bundle of fun! Here are some of the highlights: There was a question about the Pottermore patronus test. In case you were wondering, my patronus is a dolphin, which I am very cool with. Dolphins are super smart and social and just generally dope, which is the best adjective I could think of to describe their general coolness. The audio round this week was a lullaby round! The songs were a bunch of lullaby covers of popular songs, and by the end I was actually yawning and sleepy. The funniest part is that 2 of my quizzers are expecting a baby soon, and they have just recently started listening to a playlist of those same
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Hiya buddies! I'm Christie. I originally come from Cape Cod, MA where I grew up proudly as a Masshole. I relocated to Hillsboro, OR for a job in high tech. So far, Oregon is treating me well, except since everything's so green here, I'm allergic to all of it. Come see me at Bethany Public House on Tuesday nights at 7:00PM.