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Monday, Mar 20, 2017
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Alright, We Need To Talk
Lisa Pizza

You guys... STOP SHOWING UP AT 6:59 OH MY GOD.  Y'all, I show up to quiz almost an hour early, and there are plenty of days where I'm just certain that it's going to be a small quiz, but then I turn around at 6:59 and BLAMMO, there are a million of you out there.  And then you have to get drinks and order food and I like to be a nice lady who waits for you, so yeah...we almost always end up starting ten minutes late. I mean, it doesn't bother me THAT much. But...think of the benefits of showing up early:1.) There's a shorter bar line!!!!2.) You order food
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Monday, Mar 13, 2017
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The Volume In Here Is Too Dang High
Lisa Pizza

Daaaaaang, y'all. I expected everyone to be sleepy still from that darn ol' DST switch over, but that was not the case. You showed up. All of you. I even counted at one point... We jammed 48 people into that small space, and it was glorious. Except for all the times that you were super loud and then had to start loudly yelling at each other to stop being loud, and it was really just generally very very loud. I even had to whistle at you, which is fine except for the fact that I whistle very very loudly and honestly, it hurts my ears, so even though I can control a crowd with it...damn, it makes my ears ring. But, it was not loud enough to drown out the
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Monday, Mar 06, 2017
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Annnnd, It's Over!
Lisa Pizza

*SAD CRY EMOJI X1000* You guys, Geek Bowl was the most fun pretty much ever in the history of time ever and now it's over and everything is sad. Well, that's sort of a lie. Not everything is sad. For example...quiz isn't sad. Quiz rules. And I'm pleased to announce that I now know the names of Cassie & Ian, and no, their names are not Cassie & Ian. I'm not sure if they're chill with their names actually being in the blog, but I assure you, I know their names. And that's way more comfortable than all the eye contact I had to make over the weekend while trying to not let people know that I forgot their names.  You
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Monday, Feb 27, 2017
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Ahhhhh, It's Almost Time!
Lisa Pizza

Y'all, I've been a quizmaster with Geeks Who Drink for a little over three years now, and I amf i n a l l ygoing to G E E K     B O W L Honestly, I could not be more excited to tell you all about it what I get back. Y'ALL, IT'S GONNA RIP. This coming weekend is going to be the best reward for working my ass off last week. Sure, there's an itinerary, but it's worth it. This company is so so so much fun, and nothing tickles me more than being able to travel and rub shoulders with my coworkers.  Plus, historically, they're down to do jaeger bombs with me, and
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Monday, Feb 20, 2017
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Thank You For Being A Friend!
Lisa Pizza

Your heart is true. You're a pal and a confidant.  For realsies though, you are all so wonderful and I appreciate how much of my shenanigans you put up with! Sometimes I mysteriously vanish (usually for concerts) and I end up really drunk with my phone in a toilet and then wonder why I didn't just skip the drama and hang out at quiz. But, it's because variety is the spice of life....and I guess that makes me very bland for seeing a band that's over twenty years old, one that I've already seen before. It was fun though. At least until I started barfing the next morning and remembered
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Monday, Feb 13, 2017
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I Got to Drive a Forklift Today
Charles

Got a new gig, and they've got a forklift.  Several forklifts, couple different kinds.  More than a decade ago I used to drive forklift at a summer job and I loved it.  Since I was a baby I've always been fascinated with industrial machinery, so to be given the opportunity to operate such machinery once again is great.  It'd been years, but it was like riding a bike, it all came right back.  This has nothing to do with quiz, nothing at all, I'm just real excited about it.  Forklifts!   This quiz, though.   Round One.  Bristol?  Sweaty?  I don't get none of this.  Oh, it's because it's a sports
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Monday, Feb 06, 2017
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Baby Got Mac!
Lisa Pizza

I did it! I made a reasonable and well researched adult purchase! That's right, y'all; I bought a MacBook Pro.With my tax return. And I maybe cried a little bit because of the price, but...it's a solid investment. I mean, already, my software is all doing what it's supposed to do. It doesn't randomly freeze. The scroll gesture doesn't randomly stop working. And it doesn't take a million goddamned years to upload and resize my quiz photos. This baby has a solid state drive and it makes me happy cry every single day. It does everything so fast. Anyway, some weird flubs in my level of preparedness caused me to buy you a pencil sharpener right
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Monday, Jan 30, 2017
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Remember That Hot Date I Had?
Lisa Pizza

Y'know...the one with my bed...and just me...and I was going to sleep all day? I'm at work again. *crying emoji x3*   Basically, I work up until the set up for tonight's quiz, and then I host a quiz, and then I'm going to DRIVE REALLY FAST to Mississippi Studios to see Lemuria. But hey, I somehow managed to get a photo of every single team and I am so beyond hyped about that. And I willingly chose to drink an Long Island Ice Tea last night, so like isn't all bad.  Here's the highlights reel: - Arctic Monkeys DID NOT record "Run To The Hills" but I would love to hear that cover if it exists
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Monday, Jan 23, 2017
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There Were 1.5 Million Attending Quiz Last Night
Lisa Pizza

 I'm not actually lying. That was a team name. Actually, because my typing sucks, they were 1.5 Million Atteending and I didn't want to fix it because honestly, it was kind of funny. I'm so happy to see all your beautiful folx! I feel like I haven't quizzed in a hundred years, and because of the snow and also my boogers, that's almost true! The last quiz I hosted was actually waaaaaay back on the tenth. But I'm back! And I don't even hate you! In fact, I love you, and that, my friends, is a regular fact.  I don't have a lot to say about quiz today. As you might remember me saying, my flight from Arizona landed
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Monday, Jan 16, 2017
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Lisa Doesn't Love You Anymore
Charles

I know, that's harsh af, but that's what she said.  What a bitch,amirite?  It's not like she's home in bed, sick and snowbound, it's def that she hates you all now.  I mean, clearly she hates you, she sent me to Not-Lisa up this quiz.  "Tell those stupid assholes I don't miss them at all", she said.  I was all like "But they love you and I'm not half the host you are and you'll break their hearts!"  And then I went <crying emoji face 3x>* but she was like, "fucken tell 'em I don't care!"   This quiz, though.   Round Two.  Is Bastille a good band?  Their "No Scrubs" cover was off the
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Monday, Jan 09, 2017
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RIP My Travelling Water Bottle
Lisa Pizza

"If you love something, let it go." Sigh. I'm very sad to report that after quiz, my life fell apart. As I was slamming a sick pitcher of water, I felt a sinking feeling. I had the sudden urge to ask Craig to fill my blessed 40oz Hydro Flask with ice, for the road. And then I realized it was missing. I'm a total dipshit, and I was drinking it in a car2go, on my way to quiz. When I parked, I got an important notification, and it IMMEDIATELY distracted me. So, I grabbed my backpack
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Monday, Jan 02, 2017
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OMG You Made It!
Lisa Pizza

Sometimes things get a little scary when things change.  Very scary. Since so few of you managed to drag your Christmas wrecked bodies out last week, I was biting my nails, hoping my telepathic messages made it through. Or...maybe that you'd read any of the trillion Facebook posts about it. And holy shit, you did. QUIZ AT HAWTHORNE HIDEAWAY STARTS AT 7PM NOW. It seems like that worked out! And honestly, I'm like, really personally offended that everyone showed up at 7P and no one tried to show up at 8P to yell at me. Damn. Anyway, I was on my A game last night, and I actually landed most of my jokes. Unfortunately,
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Monday, Dec 19, 2016
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Sleep Sleep Sleep Sleep Sleep
Lisa Pizza

It's basically the opposite of that Rhianna song. And also what I did all day today because, damn, baby needed a break from work.So, I did that today. I laid in bed and searched Pinterest for things that I can cook in a waffle iron. It turns out, you can pretty much cook anything in a waffle iron. And, yeah, you bet your ass I  just ordered one.  And d o  n o t  w o r r y.I will be sure to tell you about all of the shit I will have waffled over Christmas weekend. :-* Anyway, this quiz was nuts. Not only did we have a tie for first place, but we also had a tie in our sudden death round, and had to do TWO tiebreakers (because I'm a dingus).
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Monday, Dec 12, 2016
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Work Work Work Work Work
Lisa Pizza

Oh my god, my life is like that Rhianna song. Or...I mean, maybe it's not. All I can really understand is that it's somehow over seven minutes long, and there's a lot of work involved. And that's where I'm at. Holy shit, you guys, I worked 10 non consecutive hours on Tuesday and only took a break to eat dinner and host another quiz. And that's like...way more work that I typically volunteer for, but damn, baby wants to go on vacation next year. Ah,  shit, now YouTube is going through Rhianna songs, and I definitely am now remembering how great her voice is.Also, one time, in high school, I spent
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Monday, Dec 05, 2016
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Bad Flute // Good Soup
Lisa Pizza

Here it is, as promised. FULL VERSIONS OF ALL OF ROUND TWO. MAKE YOUR FAMILY CRY THIS CHRISTMAS. 1. Smash Mouth - All Star 2. Elle Goulding - Love Me Like You Do 3.  Brittney Spears - Toxic 4. Bee Gees - Stayin' Alive 5. Bonnie Tyler - Total Eclipse of the Heart 6.
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Monday, Nov 28, 2016
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Hang In There, Babies!
Lisa Pizza

OH. MY. GOD. 2016 IS ALMOST OVER. I know it's not just me...right? 2016 has been a shitshow all around, RIGHT?! Yes. Just nod. Yes. But, never fear, I'm pleased to report, the end is near! So, yeah, unfortunately, there's a really good chance that we'll be in for a rough four years. Like, I'm already done talking about that in this blog, because it's way too heavy for me right now. But in just a few more weeks, we'll close the goddamned book on 2016 and we can all kind of pretend that 2017 will be different and better. And while I hate to remind you, that our heroes are going to keep dying...I have to remind you that our heroes
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