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A Bar Named Sue (State)
8136 S State St
Midvale, UT
84047
Tuesday, Feb 02, 2016
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Your Hair Reminds me of a Georgia O'Keeffe Painting
ThomasPrice

An Arm and a Leg take home the official win on this night.  World War-zika with a wicked second.  Sorry for the erased circle. I truly am. You know who you are. And now....a limerick: Limbo Larry had plots of pluck tried to skate right under a truck but lost some hide and hurt his pride he forgot to duck, the cluckUntil next time...If you have to ask, then the poison clearly didn't work.
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A Bar Named Sue (State)
8136 S State St
Midvale, UT
84047
Tuesday, Jan 26, 2016
[Tuesdays @ 8:00 pm]
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A Little Sauce on my Spaghetti
ThomasPrice

Well, a commanding victory from Hide yo Kids, Fiorina's Educatin' er' Body out Here.  A respectable, if not slightly abrasive 2nd place runaway from Literally Nothing. There were 8. Then there were 4. This is starting to seem like an elimination tournament. But we finally got Matt into DAT TANK TOP!!!! (see pictures) My week can drop into neutral and coast now.......cuz I'm outa gas. You're commitment dazzles me  While your words sometimes hurt me.  Either way, I'm a lucky fella.  I wish I could express my gratitude.  But I can't There
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A Bar Named Sue (State)
8136 S State St
Midvale, UT
84047
Tuesday, Jan 19, 2016
[Tuesdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Quantitative Ejaculation
ThomasPrice

Number one: Trump Vs. Queen Elizabeth! Number two: Hernia Tease (no, you still can't poke it) A night of familiar faces and the opposite of that. I want to thank you for the misguided attempts at humbling your quizmaster. I want to thank the guy with the thing on his face. I want to thank Matt's hair and the image of him in the Mount Gay spaghetti strap tank top (I'll forever hold that one close to my heart and my private bits). I want to thank Bucket's cream catcher. I want to thank the Shuttlecock, because why not. I want to thank my Kia Soul, for which I am forever a 19 year old white
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A Bar Named Sue (State)
8136 S State St
Midvale, UT
84047
Tuesday, Jan 12, 2016
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Jeez guys. Who Died? Oh yeah.....
ThomasPrice

6 Feet Under Pressure, and he's not even cold yet. You guys really killed it didn't you. Head cacti and all.  Pmurt walked away with a magnanimous second place victory.  And now.... just start humming Space Oddity and you can thank the Goblin King and me next time we meet. Until then... Put on your red shoes and dance the blues.
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A Bar Named Sue (State)
8136 S State St
Midvale, UT
84047
Tuesday, Jan 05, 2016
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5 Dollars to see the Hernia. 20 to touch it.
ThomasPrice

Apparently ringing in the new year as a senior citizen instead of a 35 year old man takes a lot out of me.  Two tooth extractions and a little case of dry socket to go with it. And a god damn hernia to break the Camel's back.  What can I say? Chalk it up to a life well, if not perhaps overly, lived.  So, a little pain medication and a couple shots of Bucket's Mystery juice later and we had ourselves a quiz.  It was very nice seeing all of you there. Good crowd with gooder people. AND we were able to maintain all teams...so, good for me right? The big win goes to I'm So Meta, Even This Acronym... And
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A Bar Named Sue (State)
8136 S State St
Midvale, UT
84047
Tuesday, Dec 29, 2015
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From now on...you're my blow up doll.
ThomasPrice

And the winner in tonight's quiz spectacular is....Fifty Shades of Slay!!! Second place to Two John's and a Stripper. And the the sad and disappointing third place spot went to Rigor-Mortishead. Thank you everybody for a great final quiz of 2015. Now Oliver Platt, is Oliver Platt. That has remained unchanged. If you put raw chicken bits in a popcorn maker, that does not make it Popcorn Chicken. Same as always.  Laying in a pile of autumn leaves, though fun and sentimental in some circumstances, doesn't change the fact that those dead leaves are full of spiders. Thanks
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A Bar Named Sue (State)
8136 S State St
Midvale, UT
84047
Tuesday, Dec 22, 2015
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I forgot the Title
ThomasPrice

Warm Non-Denominational Winter Wishes won this bitch, totemly awesome win guys. While the ever subtle and questionably functional Fuck This Shit walks with second. We beat our own record of teams dropping out before the half-way point. Don't snort protein powder.  A little disappointed about the lack of Blue Spruce questions,  but hey, you can't pine over stuff like that, it's Christmas. You guys are all magic, whimsical and special to my heart and Bucket's Penis. I wish you the warmest Holiday weekend and keep the hair wave high Matt, it's like the human head equivalent
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A Bar Named Sue (State)
8136 S State St
Midvale, UT
84047
Tuesday, Dec 15, 2015
[Tuesdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Eutheria. You Brought her.
ThomasPrice

Presidential Pants Off Dance Off won this one tonight baby. Satan's Little Helpers won this one tonight baby. Just not as much.  I'm going to drive to Las Vegas in 10 hours and watch Star Wars: The Force Awakens. And then after I no longer look like a snotty faced, bloodshot eyed, swollen faced, cry baby bitch, after the movie I mean, I am going to drink more than any one human probably ever should and throw some money at a couple of lighty uppy boxes and/or a be-vested people standing oficial like behind a felt horseshoe.  So. Anything else at this point, including the
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A Bar Named Sue (State)
8136 S State St
Midvale, UT
84047
Tuesday, Dec 08, 2015
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Smile?
ThomasPrice

And at long last... And well deserved... It's Devil's Hulahoop for the win.  Well done. Nice Depeche Mode hat. I got your picture.  And to the rest I say... ...but I don't have a headache. Until next time... You haven't truly "rubbed one out" until you've "rubbed one out" to Hal Holbrook's one man Mark Twain show.
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A Bar Named Sue (State)
8136 S State St
Midvale, UT
84047
Tuesday, Dec 01, 2015
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CALICAGO 2016!!!!!!!!!!
ThomasPrice

Drunctional Funks beat out the reigning champions pushing them to a horrifyingly disappointing second. Next time Going for Fourth can maybe go for three and a half.  I'll allow it.  And little miss no face.  I'll get you next time. Nice quiz everybody.  Thanks for putting up with my thumb tack hot pudding head all night.  I hope I didn't get in the way of your summer planning.  And you guys are realllllllly, way to entertained by the theme from the Fresh Prince of BelAir.  That's what I think. I'm madly in love with all of you.  Stay
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A Bar Named Sue (State)
8136 S State St
Midvale, UT
84047
Tuesday, Nov 24, 2015
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Hard and Tender
ThomasPrice

Have I told you how much I like your hair Matt? And don't think for one second that I am being ironic either.  For I have none.  Always accept a hair compliment from a bald man with graciousness and poise.  Anyway... THREE FREAKIN' WINS IN A FREAKIN' ROW YOU FREAKIN' MANIACS; The Georgia O'Queefs Nice job Party Like Manziel on your second place slippage. AND honorable mention to The GoZags for a 3rd place spot considering that they joined the party well into the 3rd round.  Keeping it simple.  You all are wonderful,
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A Bar Named Sue (State)
8136 S State St
Midvale, UT
84047
Tuesday, Nov 17, 2015
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I've never wanted to relate less to Drew Carey in my entire life.
ThomasPrice

WHEW....... In the immortal words of Frankie Valli; Big Girls Don't Cry.  But aside from that, Oh, What a Night. A win against a personal Bar Named Sue State record for amount of teams either genuinely interested or simply feeling pressured to participate of 14 teams goes to my sweet little liberal woodland sprites; The Immigrant Bashing Carnival Barkers.  In the immortal words of Gwen Stefani; Don't Speak. But seriously, that was Hellagood.  Second place to my Alter-riffic boy/girls; Pass The Beer: I Resigned. And just some honorable mentions for team names last night before
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A Bar Named Sue (State)
8136 S State St
Midvale, UT
84047
Tuesday, Nov 10, 2015
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Nothing says victory like a tiny electric Clapper Candle.
ThomasPrice

We Missed the Debate for This!?  Yes you did, and look where it got you. Winners you are.  And I'm happy with your natural ease of success and your propensity to be so effectively distracted by a little fake flame.  You make me want to be a shorter person. Bancock Hustle with a striking second place victory.  And the to my British and Bostonian friends; seeing you sitting together, enjoying each others company makes my heart swell with the possibilities of peace and cooperation.....if we were 200 years ago.  You all give me what I can only describe as
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A Bar Named Sue (State)
8136 S State St
Midvale, UT
84047
Tuesday, Nov 03, 2015
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Been workin' the fields running the tractor and drivin' the Bokeem Woodbine.
ThomasPrice

Hypothetical. Suppositional. Theoretical. Speculative. Wins.  And one based in reality.  We Score More Than Drew Breeze Noice!!! And For you;  Really impressive non-losing guys or... Really admirable big time top top win guys.  The Comet Formerly Known as Halley; You have both won and second won simultaneously and separately.         Blowin' my mind is against the rules from now on because I won't have anything left worth blowin' soon.  Good night.  Until
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A Bar Named Sue (State)
8136 S State St
Midvale, UT
84047
Tuesday, Oct 27, 2015
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Egg Nog is called Egg Nog. So yeah...put it in your mouth.
ThomasPrice

Freddy Vs. Jason Vs. Brown Vs. The Board of Education took the win. Whereas the Cuntastics came inside with a second place victory. And a overwhelming over achievement into third place from our usual fourth place stringers; Patricia Got me Wet.  But I think you see where the real light that shone the brightestly was tonight. Good names kids. Good names.  In fact, after simply typing out those letters in those orders and forming them into those combinations, I think that's all that I can do for right now.  If weren't for Those Two Dudes I'm
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A Bar Named Sue (State)
8136 S State St
Midvale, UT
84047
Tuesday, Oct 20, 2015
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Follow your inner moonlight, or Benzedrine.
ThomasPrice

Let's begin at the end: Applause!!!!! Applause!!!!! Unending praise and accolades. Applause. Tears of sadness. Tears of joy. Offering of money and body. Sexual intercourse with both animate and inanimate objects. Put on my grandmother's old wedding gown. Left the bar. Finished the quiz. Congratulated the winners. announced Suck it Trebek! and Sharper Than Thom's Pencils as the first and second place winners. Demanded attention. Read some questions. Cried. Took off my grandmother's old wedding gown.  Until
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