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A Bar Named Sue (State)
8136 S State St
Midvale, UT
84047
Tuesday, Apr 26, 2016
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FORD!!!!!!!!!! NO, wait....FORD!!!!!!!
ThomasPrice

 Melisandre Can't Resurrect my Boner! won. the Artist Formerly Known as Alive did not.  Well, they sort of did. First place of the losers.  I'm getting sick of this guys.  Come on. You're better than this.  Not that I don't like all the other teams.  There's just something vulnerable and weak about you.  I want to nurture and care for you. It makes me sad to see you underachieve.  I just want you to reach your full potential.  Now, I'm sorry but I've got to go.  This dolphin is not
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A Bar Named Sue (State)
8136 S State St
Midvale, UT
84047
Tuesday, Apr 19, 2016
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I've got to get a new alarm clock and maybe just a new medial temporal lobe
ThomasPrice

 Well, I guess I count my eggs because they all hatched yesterday.  Sorry about the late blog post my quizzalinas and of course to the upper echelons of the GWD Monarchy.  WE DID HAVE ONE HELL OF NIGHT THOUGH HUH!?!?!?! Slurpin' Down a Protein Splat slurped something down, and that something was a wet, sticky victory. Whereas Ole' Dirty Hastert made off with some stolen barware and the 2nd place spot (that's the shorter podium by the way guys). AND SURPRISE! I'm a Motherfucker! got out of there with a pair of REAL Salt Lake MLS Tickets.  Enjoy
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A Bar Named Sue (State)
8136 S State St
Midvale, UT
84047
Tuesday, Apr 12, 2016
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Oh for Fox Sake!!
ThomasPrice

A TIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! After a grueling and growling Tuesday night Quiz to end all Quizzes, we come away with a tie for first place.  The lights dimmed, The music suddenly turned inexplicably intense, and the drunken audience...couldn't have cared less, the lightning round commenced.  Five questions that I was pretty sure were going to come down to simple dumb luck, much like the tie in the first place. (c'mon guys. I'm yankin' ya) Once the results were in, I stepped away to urinate and trim my swamp like nose hair jungle, you know, to build the suspense.  Well........................... ................................. ................................ ................................. With
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A Bar Named Sue (State)
8136 S State St
Midvale, UT
84047
Tuesday, Apr 05, 2016
[Tuesdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Protein Splat? Don't Mind if I Do!
ThomasPrice

We Invested all Our Sue Bucks in Offshore Accounts wrecked this shit!!!!!!! Good work kids.  And have fun with that Oujia Board Womb boy. I Learned my Manners in Mississippi powered and flexed into second place.  You schizophrenic teddy bears.  I  Am  Going  To  Watch  Star  Wars  Now, After I brush the protein splat out of my eyebrows. Until next time... I've got a date with the first order and I'm puttin' out. 
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A Bar Named Sue (State)
8136 S State St
Midvale, UT
84047
Tuesday, Mar 29, 2016
[Tuesdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Dick, Cock, Penis-Whatever feeds your Yak.
ThomasPrice

Winners: A Crude Selection of Nouns and Verbs. First place not winners: Jesus Christ II. Not last place losers (honorable mention): The Fucktards. Enjoyable evening my little friends.  Few things give me as much joy as picking on Oblivious Snowboarders and getting zero reaction, just a cloudy, hopeless grin.  Thanks for getting it. I'm a little concerned about everyones fascination with sheep embryos and the possibility of eating them. Pretty happy about the 'Scrubs' High Fives.  And slightly disturbed by the idea that no one is terribly willing
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A Bar Named Sue (State)
8136 S State St
Midvale, UT
84047
Tuesday, Mar 22, 2016
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Honey, why are you crying?
ThomasPrice

Well friends, Caucus night in Utah.  As made quite evident by the teams and their monikers for this nights quizzzzzzzzz. Winning the main primary and taking home my delegate: My Caucus Line is Bigger than Yours. And coming up second..............get ready for it.............My Caucus is Bigger than Your Caucus.  A Cruz-in victory for our players,  with these two easily Trump-ing the rest of the teams tonight.  They really Bern-ed em' up out there.  (I'm sorry for this) They really climbed that Hill-ary of success and triumph. Good job...Kasich? And
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A Bar Named Sue (State)
8136 S State St
Midvale, UT
84047
Tuesday, Mar 15, 2016
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There's nothing assorted about it.
ThomasPrice

Georgia O'Queef takes home the golden rod on this night.  Damnit Sam runs away with the second place finish. Damn fine quizzin' my drinky, thinky little pals. And if your pregnant wife calls, yes. Answer your phone.  And yelling at me is not going to make Josephine any less of a Josephine.  And my abdomen is fine.  Now I have to run. I think I covered everything.  Until next time... If you are unsure of the standard protocol, then the standard protocol is most likely unsure of you.
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A Bar Named Sue (State)
8136 S State St
Midvale, UT
84047
Tuesday, Mar 08, 2016
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Pub Quiz Fan Fic
ThomasPrice

Winner: I Left My Meth in Ogden! First "not" winner: The Bastards And now... I'm just a quizmaster, standing in front of a boy, asking him to answer. "I'm just a quizmaster, answer me!" he cries in futility. "Why will no one answer?!", he shrieks into the mic. Those assholes in Colorado have finally asked too much of him. The quiz takers shake their heads in despair as they slowly shuffle outside. "We just don't know Thom. We just don't know." exclaims Matt, a single tear slips from his eye. Matt slumps sadly back onto his stool letting out one could easily recognize as a lustful
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A Bar Named Sue (State)
8136 S State St
Midvale, UT
84047
Tuesday, Mar 01, 2016
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I don't know what your watching on the internet, but a juice box is just a kid's refreshment.
ThomasPrice

March 1st.  March Idiots day Of which we had none.  So smart.  So fucking smart.  You bunch of apple heads.  So, first things first.  Our winner. Here goes.  THE BIG PRIZE WENT TO............................. Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker, Tits, Fart, Turd and Twat.  And other variations thereof Thanks guys.  Classin this shindig up like a m**********r. 2nd went to A Farewell to Legs. (that's some Hemingway humor y'all) I've got no more words.  So. Until
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A Bar Named Sue (State)
8136 S State St
Midvale, UT
84047
Tuesday, Feb 23, 2016
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It's no Moon Over Parador.
ThomasPrice

Well, well well, if that wasn't just a swell bunch of welcome back. You people really do give me the same sensation as having self-love time with a cordless vacuum cleaner. I love you all the way Jeffrey Dahmer loved his crockery.  Anywho, Winner winner Stephen King's Thinner to Hi, I'm [your name] and I'm your Quizmaster. You guys make me swell. And a bbbbbbiiiggggg second place to the assertive yet silently tormented Damnit Sam. You guys take really take the evening by the balls and...get uncomfortable, because your just sitting there holding it's balls.  I
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A Bar Named Sue (State)
8136 S State St
Midvale, UT
84047
Tuesday, Feb 09, 2016
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Oh yeah. That's why the Brackets are there.
ThomasPrice

C U Next Tuesday (BOOM) takes the commanding victory on this night!!!! And Matt, you're going to have to start sharing the costs of my frequent bed sheet replacements buddy.  A incredibly well deserved 2nd to the ever loyal and chronically solo DETH. Cleanin' up the streets one pigeon feather at a time.  Honorable mention to the comeback kids; The Dumb Fucks rally together and find themselves a 50% improvement from last week. From 8th to 4th.  Nice Fucking Job.  So, I will not be in the house next week. I have to go get my gut sliced open and let a bunch of
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A Bar Named Sue (State)
8136 S State St
Midvale, UT
84047
Tuesday, Feb 02, 2016
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Your Hair Reminds me of a Georgia O'Keeffe Painting
ThomasPrice

An Arm and a Leg take home the official win on this night.  World War-zika with a wicked second.  Sorry for the erased circle. I truly am. You know who you are. And now....a limerick: Limbo Larry had plots of pluck tried to skate right under a truck but lost some hide and hurt his pride he forgot to duck, the cluckUntil next time...If you have to ask, then the poison clearly didn't work.
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A Bar Named Sue (State)
8136 S State St
Midvale, UT
84047
Tuesday, Jan 26, 2016
[Tuesdays @ 8:00 pm]
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A Little Sauce on my Spaghetti
ThomasPrice

Well, a commanding victory from Hide yo Kids, Fiorina's Educatin' er' Body out Here.  A respectable, if not slightly abrasive 2nd place runaway from Literally Nothing. There were 8. Then there were 4. This is starting to seem like an elimination tournament. But we finally got Matt into DAT TANK TOP!!!! (see pictures) My week can drop into neutral and coast now.......cuz I'm outa gas. You're commitment dazzles me  While your words sometimes hurt me.  Either way, I'm a lucky fella.  I wish I could express my gratitude.  But I can't There
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A Bar Named Sue (State)
8136 S State St
Midvale, UT
84047
Tuesday, Jan 19, 2016
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Quantitative Ejaculation
ThomasPrice

Number one: Trump Vs. Queen Elizabeth! Number two: Hernia Tease (no, you still can't poke it) A night of familiar faces and the opposite of that. I want to thank you for the misguided attempts at humbling your quizmaster. I want to thank the guy with the thing on his face. I want to thank Matt's hair and the image of him in the Mount Gay spaghetti strap tank top (I'll forever hold that one close to my heart and my private bits). I want to thank Bucket's cream catcher. I want to thank the Shuttlecock, because why not. I want to thank my Kia Soul, for which I am forever a 19 year old white
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A Bar Named Sue (State)
8136 S State St
Midvale, UT
84047
Tuesday, Jan 12, 2016
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Jeez guys. Who Died? Oh yeah.....
ThomasPrice

6 Feet Under Pressure, and he's not even cold yet. You guys really killed it didn't you. Head cacti and all.  Pmurt walked away with a magnanimous second place victory.  And now.... just start humming Space Oddity and you can thank the Goblin King and me next time we meet. Until then... Put on your red shoes and dance the blues.
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A Bar Named Sue (State)
8136 S State St
Midvale, UT
84047
Tuesday, Jan 05, 2016
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5 Dollars to see the Hernia. 20 to touch it.
ThomasPrice

Apparently ringing in the new year as a senior citizen instead of a 35 year old man takes a lot out of me.  Two tooth extractions and a little case of dry socket to go with it. And a god damn hernia to break the Camel's back.  What can I say? Chalk it up to a life well, if not perhaps overly, lived.  So, a little pain medication and a couple shots of Bucket's Mystery juice later and we had ourselves a quiz.  It was very nice seeing all of you there. Good crowd with gooder people. AND we were able to maintain all teams...so, good for me right? The big win goes to I'm So Meta, Even This Acronym... And
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