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8136 S State St
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Tuesday, Jul 19, 2016
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In the Event of......
ThomasPrice

I was born in Slovenia, a small, beautiful and then-Communist country in Central Europe. My sister Ines, who is an incredible woman and a friend, and I were raised by my wonderful parents. My elegant and hard-working mother Amalia introduced me to fashion and beauty. My father Viktor instilled in me a passion for business and travel. Their integrity, compassion and intelligence reflect to this day on me and for my love of family and America. From a young age, my parents impressed on me the values that you work hard for what you want in life: that your word is your bond and you do what you say and keep your promise; that you treat people with respect. They taught and showed me
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A Bar Named Sue (State)
8136 S State St
Midvale, UT
84047
Tuesday, Jul 12, 2016
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GET OUT OF THE DAMN ROAD YOU LITTLE YELLOW BALL OF MUTANT PISS
ThomasPrice

Raised by Chipmunks: 1st place.  Kramerica Industries: 2nd place.  I had a great time.  Hope you did too.  I've really got nothing else to say.  Except that I will do everything in my power to keep my promise that I will no longer host the quiz with the expectation of biting anyone's knees or licking anyone's eyeballs.  I'll do my best.  Until next time... I really hope you Pokemon Go...straight to Hell. 
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A Bar Named Sue (State)
8136 S State St
Midvale, UT
84047
Tuesday, Jul 05, 2016
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Don't Let a Legless Man Make Fun of the Way You Run
ThomasPrice

DUMB SHITS for the victory!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And friendship really is magic when speaking of My Little Penis who cocked up and left with 2nd!!!!! After determining the lasting impact of the emotional rollerrcoaster that is ejaculating unto one's own face by accident,  we had a lovely quiz tonight.  Familiar faces, no weird drunken distractions, except for yelly guy in the back, but he meant well.  You made me happy, therefore allowing me to make you happy in return, Which you don't always admit, but I know you feel it. Your tears are shed out of
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A Bar Named Sue (State)
8136 S State St
Midvale, UT
84047
Tuesday, Jun 28, 2016
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Brexin' to the Max
Amanda

Wow, you all welcomed me just like a group welcomes a new person.  Although it was a small turnout tonight you all did pretty average.  It was such a small margin between the top teams, you all are on the same level.  Time to get on a new level! No, just kidding, you do you.   After a few of my mistakes it came out that 99 Cent Brexit Burrito came out on top and Jamie and His Sidekicks pulled one point ahead of Damnit Sam.  Better Late Than Never kept true to their name and showed up late and consistently was in last place, which begs the question: Were
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A Bar Named Sue (State)
8136 S State St
Midvale, UT
84047
Tuesday, Jun 21, 2016
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Small Wonder
ThomasPrice

We're Here for the Futbol Match makes up for their questionable attitudes and Challenges with paying attention to ME with the win.  Three Mile Log Jam left the house with a respectable second? GREAT TIME EVERYONE! You were in top form. Another champion battle.  Only two teams walked away with the bragging rights and some meaningless material nonsense prizes, but all of you were and are winners in my book... at something...I'm sure... just not this particular quiz. Good job on...sitting there... and... having ears? Until next time... two
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A Bar Named Sue (State)
8136 S State St
Midvale, UT
84047
Tuesday, Jun 14, 2016
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Humans.
ThomasPrice

 Gryfindor Quizzitch Team: 1st place. A Farewell to Legs: 2nd Place.     I think we had a lot of fun tonight.    A whole lot of others did not, nor ever will.    So, Until next time... Smile, Laugh, Feel, Love and let your character thrive with kindness, tolerance and honor.  ...and a few drinks on a Tuesday night with some really wonderful fellow humans.
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A Bar Named Sue (State)
8136 S State St
Midvale, UT
84047
Tuesday, Jun 07, 2016
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You Marauder, You Brought Her
ThomasPrice

Utah County Refugees; BIG WINNERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Ducks; MEDIUM SIZE WINNERS!!!!!!!!!! David Attenborough is not dead. He's off somewhere coordinating an Elephant orgy.  Despite that, lets do this again some time.  Until next time... Try to attempt some form of preparation before trying to type whole thoughts onto a corporate blog. That and ease up on the cooking wine, especially when you can't get yourself out of the bathroom. 
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A Bar Named Sue (State)
8136 S State St
Midvale, UT
84047
Tuesday, May 31, 2016
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Now that's a Silverback
ThomasPrice

Gorilla Interrupted  with a commanding win.  While the Gorilla Killaz walk out with a second place hypothetical trophy.  See a pattern forming here.  Proud of you crazy apes.  Fantastic evening of frivolity and debaucheries.  You were all in top form.  I was running on fumes and toothpaste.  So... I'm trying to just stick with being well rested, not going to quit the toothpaste.  Until next time... Make every night your every night. 
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A Bar Named Sue (State)
8136 S State St
Midvale, UT
84047
Tuesday, May 24, 2016
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Yeah....I don't....know.
ThomasPrice

Jello Cherry Pops with the win.  Bill Cosby's Rapey Jail-o with the lesser win.  (what are the odds?) Good night kids. Thank you for your delightful energy and unruliness.  And farewell to my new friend from the land of convicts and Kookaburras.  It has been a pleasure.  May you ride your weird Carny horses into the magical, probably highly venomous Aussie sunset.  I'm busy trying on princess dresses for my pretend tea party with a life size, stuffed Donald Trumb doll.  Until next time... Pfffft. 
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A Bar Named Sue (State)
8136 S State St
Midvale, UT
84047
Tuesday, May 17, 2016
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MICHAEL HUTCHENCE IS A NATIONAL TREASURE!!!!!
ThomasPrice

Je voudrais scincerely remercier mes amis internationaux pour nous rejoindre ce soir pour le quiz. Vosacrobaties et équitationsontquelque chose à admirer et je suistrèsreconnaissant que vousavezdécidé de prendrevos moments bienmérité du repos et a passéavecnousdansnotrepetit salon humble icidans la grandeville de sel. félicitations à Tipsy Borderline Drunk sur votre grande victoire ce soi. Et une victoire un peu moins impressionnant Damnit Sam.   jusqu'à la prochaine fois... I should probably double check the
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A Bar Named Sue (State)
8136 S State St
Midvale, UT
84047
Tuesday, May 10, 2016
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(I don't know how to type an umlaut so forget it)
ThomasPrice

GREETINGS!!!!!! What happened last night?  You were all behaving like a bunch of human Billy Corgan mental breakdowns. It doesn't change my feelings for you.  Just makes me wonder if it's me. Which I'm sure it's not. But in the spirit of modesty, I thought I'd try saying it.  Thank you for being with me though.  And thank you for not knowing who the fuck they were referring to on round 2.  Internet sensation my ass. So. Who won? Oh yes. Kauai You Gotta' be so Rude, another swath of fresh faces (their probably spying on me) took home the
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A Bar Named Sue (State)
8136 S State St
Midvale, UT
84047
Tuesday, May 03, 2016
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Amygdala Saturation and then you can eat your fried pickle
ThomasPrice

Ted is Dead were our big winners on this one.  New faces, new threat.  Nice job ladies and gentleman.  I Gender Identify as a Fish brought down the big 2ND!!!! And honorable mention to Kirby. Just because I think he needed it.  AND!!!!! Just because from your Australia and/or Canada, doesn't give you the right to giggle at 'Harry Reid'! Nobody giggles at Harry Reid...unless you've got some sort of bizarre, juvenile swamp fetish.  FUN FUN FUN!! Great night. It's nice to know that out of about 30 of you who I have seen at least
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A Bar Named Sue (State)
8136 S State St
Midvale, UT
84047
Tuesday, Apr 26, 2016
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FORD!!!!!!!!!! NO, wait....FORD!!!!!!!
ThomasPrice

 Melisandre Can't Resurrect my Boner! won. the Artist Formerly Known as Alive did not.  Well, they sort of did. First place of the losers.  I'm getting sick of this guys.  Come on. You're better than this.  Not that I don't like all the other teams.  There's just something vulnerable and weak about you.  I want to nurture and care for you. It makes me sad to see you underachieve.  I just want you to reach your full potential.  Now, I'm sorry but I've got to go.  This dolphin is not
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A Bar Named Sue (State)
8136 S State St
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84047
Tuesday, Apr 19, 2016
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I've got to get a new alarm clock and maybe just a new medial temporal lobe
ThomasPrice

 Well, I guess I count my eggs because they all hatched yesterday.  Sorry about the late blog post my quizzalinas and of course to the upper echelons of the GWD Monarchy.  WE DID HAVE ONE HELL OF NIGHT THOUGH HUH!?!?!?! Slurpin' Down a Protein Splat slurped something down, and that something was a wet, sticky victory. Whereas Ole' Dirty Hastert made off with some stolen barware and the 2nd place spot (that's the shorter podium by the way guys). AND SURPRISE! I'm a Motherfucker! got out of there with a pair of REAL Salt Lake MLS Tickets.  Enjoy
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A Bar Named Sue (State)
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84047
Tuesday, Apr 12, 2016
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Oh for Fox Sake!!
ThomasPrice

A TIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! After a grueling and growling Tuesday night Quiz to end all Quizzes, we come away with a tie for first place.  The lights dimmed, The music suddenly turned inexplicably intense, and the drunken audience...couldn't have cared less, the lightning round commenced.  Five questions that I was pretty sure were going to come down to simple dumb luck, much like the tie in the first place. (c'mon guys. I'm yankin' ya) Once the results were in, I stepped away to urinate and trim my swamp like nose hair jungle, you know, to build the suspense.  Well........................... ................................. ................................ ................................. With
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A Bar Named Sue (State)
8136 S State St
Midvale, UT
84047
Tuesday, Apr 05, 2016
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Protein Splat? Don't Mind if I Do!
ThomasPrice

We Invested all Our Sue Bucks in Offshore Accounts wrecked this shit!!!!!!! Good work kids.  And have fun with that Oujia Board Womb boy. I Learned my Manners in Mississippi powered and flexed into second place.  You schizophrenic teddy bears.  I  Am  Going  To  Watch  Star  Wars  Now, After I brush the protein splat out of my eyebrows. Until next time... I've got a date with the first order and I'm puttin' out. 
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