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A Bar Named Sue (State)
8136 S State St
Midvale, UT
84047
Tuesday, August 25, 2015
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A Bar Named Sue (State)
8136 S State St
Midvale, UT
84047
Tuesday, August 18, 2015
[Tuesdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Hamster Water Bottle.
ThomasPrice

Oh the Champions were out in force tonight. All former 1st placers. All formidable opponents. All brilliant people. All forced to deal with me. Like I said; ecstasy, cocaine and an old bottle of cooking wine. Carpe Diem right? A Farewell To Legs took the big one. And one of my all time favorite team names. Good job friends. Ball Fondlers on the big second place pedestal. I was called a princess. Life is good. Now if you'll excuse me; I have to rest myself before the whole system decides to shut down. For tomorrow is another day and I am crafted to be consumed
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A Bar Named Sue (State)
8136 S State St
Midvale, UT
84047
Tuesday, August 11, 2015
[Tuesdays @ 8:00 pm]
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C.J.!!!!!! PLEASE SHUT UP!!!!!
ThomasPrice

We're all here Today. You won. Must feel good. A comeback often does. And you were all there today weren't you? Both literally and figuratively. .... And nice second place finish to I'm so Meta, Even This Acronym... Your intelligence was both admirable and slightly off putting. In a good way. Pleasurable evening people. Thank you. It was like masturbating in someone else's bathtub, when they don't even know you're in their house. It was like watching a toddler get attacked by a dog, funny until there's blood. It was like making fun of boondoggle
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A Bar Named Sue (State)
8136 S State St
Midvale, UT
84047
Tuesday, August 04, 2015
[Tuesdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Fourth place is the top of the bottom...and that's not to shabby
ThomasPrice

AHHHH!! YOU GUYS! SICCCCCCKKKKNNEEESSSSSSSSSSS.........makes for quite the surreal evening. Summer virus has taken me by the muffin top and plunged me head first into a barrel full of used tissues, excrement covered baby hands, MRSA infected homeless people, broken and battered backpacks brimming with bed bugs and you people EXPECT me to come in here, smile all pretty like, heave my substantial mosom (man-bosom) skyward and offer you the finest two hours of laughter, tears, raw sexuality, emotional trauma and simple yet unforgettable entertainment to be found within...acres? Well, I will do it for you. And no, you can't fill in for me
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A Bar Named Sue (State)
8136 S State St
Midvale, UT
84047
Tuesday, July 28, 2015
[Tuesdays @ 8:00 pm]
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After several hours of ideas and deliberation...
ThomasPrice

Now you can try to order a Vesper from the bartender, but it may come back tasting just like PBR, but in a Martini glass. Your risk to take I suppose. GREAT WIN for the Bearded Ladies!!! With a striking second from Morgan Freeman's Voice. As for the third place spot for Hasa Diga Eabowi, maybe things would have gone better had you not chosen a team name just for the sake of hearing me try to pronounce it. Just sayin'. The karma is out of my hands. Now, seeing how I'm cheek deep in summer finals, I'm going to go now and let you, the reader, fill in the blanks that would
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A Bar Named Sue (State)
8136 S State St
Midvale, UT
84047
Tuesday, July 21, 2015
[Tuesdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Like the Sands of Time...we've been left with Mud Hours.
ThomasPrice

My most esteemed congratulations to Better Than Casey's Team for their win this evening, and as the name would imply; yes you are. All Leslie's Children for second and considering a mid game, sixth place standing, you can go home with your feathers in full plumage you glorious bunch of Blue Footed Boobies. And a tie for third between Data Swamp and /Dev/Null, I was going to award both of you with a one year free membership to Farmers Only Dot Com, but last time I did that, they found out that they were merely urban horticulturalists. And I don't have to tell you the ugliness that ensued once that
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A Bar Named Sue (State)
8136 S State St
Midvale, UT
84047
Tuesday, July 14, 2015
[Tuesdays @ 8:00 pm]


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A Bar Named Sue (State)
8136 S State St
Midvale, UT
84047
Tuesday, July 07, 2015
[Tuesdays @ 8:00 pm]
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The opinions you are about to hear do not necassarily blah blah blah...
ThomasPrice

Fireworks, America, Flags, Hotdogs, Soccer, Beer, Macho, Cammo Shorts, 2nd Amendment.  Fields. Pub Quiz, Happy freakin' Loud Mouth Patriotic Blowhard Month!!!! ATFQ took home the win tonight. Nice job you guys. You did Answer the Fuckin' Questions. Carli Lloyd for the Twenty Dollar Bill with the second place spot. Not bad, but next time tell Miss Literary that maybe a consistent team is a championship team. Huh? There was four to start, but clearly, the intensity and competitive moxy of my winners was too much for these new, scared and naive
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A Bar Named Sue (State)
8136 S State St
Midvale, UT
84047
Tuesday, June 30, 2015
[Tuesdays @ 8:00 pm]
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A Maple Wind Blows Gently Through a Shimmering Summer's Tear.
ThomasPrice

Jiggery Pokery. You are the winners.   Im'a Gotta Burrito (Took me a minute). You are half the winners.     Tonight's unofficial theme: Quiz Masters find difficulty in speaking basic English language vernacular when deprived of sleep, sweating my past away and having accidentally drunken too much shampoo earlier in the evening.   Thank you for your patience and your patronage.     T.......out.   Oh....Until next time...   ...never dare a homeless person to dance in a diaper unless your
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A Bar Named Sue (State)
8136 S State St
Midvale, UT
84047
Tuesday, June 23, 2015
[Tuesdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Coitus Interruptus makes one hell of a mattress.
ThomasPrice

  1st place: Taylor Swift for the Twenty Dollar Bill! 2nd place: Team 3 3rd place: The Clavins Who doesn't need a vodka brand towel for wipen the next day vodka sweats from their defeated brow? Or just use it as a cleanup after some much needed self care, seeing how tonight's quiz was for more arousing for some of you than it ever should be. Where would I be without you guys? The back talk. The verbal abuse. The sexual innuendo. The physical abuse. The sexual activity. The belittling and emasculating. The apologies. The repetition. I
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A Bar Named Sue (State)
8136 S State St
Midvale, UT
84047
Tuesday, June 16, 2015
[Tuesdays @ 8:00 pm]
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First book is free, 2 dollars after that. And you bring the matches.
ThomasPrice

North Dakota! More Like Canada's Mexico snake the win after a night long last place standing. You saved it up didn't you. The Clavins on a most honorable second place victory. This was a fantastic group of quizzites. You make this "reason why the rest of the world hates us" job worth it over and over again. You guys bring the sunshine and rainbows on an otherwise cloudy and octopus smell kind of day. You make me realize what I should be striving for. Love, Passion, sexual awakening on a metaphysical level. You few beautiful humans. You make me want to tear down your _________ and gesticulate
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A Bar Named Sue (State)
8136 S State St
Midvale, UT
84047
Tuesday, June 09, 2015
[Tuesdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Shhhhhhhh!
ThomasPrice

Four months with no penises. That was after 8 months of solid penises, all the time. If you read this regularly, then you are aware. But the Proletariats had to give me not just one penis doodle, but two. Detailed, one circumsized, the other apparently not. This after me putting up with all the shushing of...me...last night. You're lucky I liked you and your drunk, shushing team. Oh, and good work on second place. Shhhh.... Jesus Christ II took home the gold last night, or rather, the paper. It was an evening of male genitalia, strangers and new friends. Thanks for keeping
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A Bar Named Sue (State)
8136 S State St
Midvale, UT
84047
Tuesday, June 02, 2015
[Tuesdays @ 8:00 pm]
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You bubble and squeak her, you brought her.
ThomasPrice

              Gin and Comics for the win.     Non Threatening Black Spokesman for Allstate takes second and the unofficial, hypothetical best team name award, though DUI Tuesdays almost took first place on the name thing. You guys are the best! I love each and every one of you! I feel like a pretty, female recovering alcoholic at a Bill Cosby cocktail party; pretty damn fortunate. Thanks everybody. This one is going to be like Kenny Baker in a jelly donut; short but
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A Bar Named Sue (State)
8136 S State St
Midvale, UT
84047
Tuesday, May 26, 2015
[Tuesdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Tuesday Feels Like Monday
JohnKinnear

Everyone was pretty tired after a long weekend, which is counter intuitive since you would think people would rest over the weekend. That didn't stop us from having an awesome quiz. Tom took the night off to go see a concert, and I got the chance to hang out with the good folks at Bar Named Sue. We had two teams this week. The Cunty Douches and  Team Tired as Fuck. They both kicked a whole bunch of ass and there were several lead changes through the night. After round eight, with a well timed Joker, The Cunty Douches came out on top. But hey, they were both in the top three. So good job!  It was fun hanging out with
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A Bar Named Sue (State)
8136 S State St
Midvale, UT
84047
Tuesday, May 19, 2015
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I'm sorry, but Boise just doesn't count.
ThomasPrice

Ladies and gentleman................... THE SLIPPERY TWATS ARE BACK!!! Our favorite greased up female sexual organ enthusiasts are back on the top pedestal. After an impressive 12 consecutive first place wins, then a loss, then a hiatus did it again last night. But it was a close win, second went to our other formidable friends; The Fighting Joels. Hell of a night everyone. And I'm sorry for internally wanting to rip everybody's faces off. Quitting cigarettes is a bitch of all bitches. I will be looking
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A Bar Named Sue (State)
8136 S State St
Midvale, UT
84047
Tuesday, May 05, 2015
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OMG! I AM SOOOOOO DRUNK!!!!! WHY IS EVERYBODY WRITING?
ThomasPrice

Salt and Pepper for the win last night and it was a standoff with the 2nd placers; Orio. It was a birthday party... A twenty first birthday party... And I should have known better thinking that I would, A) be able to keep the little bastards focused enough for them to maintain throughout the quiz B) make any kind of assumption that their current range of knowledge would surpass the year 2005 and surpass the borders of the western half of the United States. They're intentions were good. I just wasn't in any shape to corral a bunch of freshmen into anything resembling organized chaos. So, my thanks to the
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