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Bruno's Tavern
7538 Maple St
New Orleans, LA
70118
Sunday, May 07, 2017
[Sundays @ 7:00 pm]
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Nagasaki Was NOT The Big Bang We Meant!
Mavrick

This week went Spanning-The-World <insert rooster crowing here> with 8 rounds of pub quiz… quizzing! We went through mnemonic devices, accidental inventions and of course… cake. Cuz what’s the other 2 without cake? Round 1 inserted us into the mnemonic chamber. Like getting’ it on with a sentinel from The Matrix. Not a one of my quizzers could properly identify that a restaurant came from the ancient thermopolium… figures, we give them an easy one and EVERYONE blows it! Then again, Punjab Panthers could only guess we would eat soggy waffles 4 times, obviously forgetting the ancient mnemonic from the North/East/South/West convention…
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So my name is Mavrick and yes, I know... you're Goose.

Originally from the Garbage State of NJ, I've wandered the country (primarily the South) for the last 10 years. Currently, the city of sin is home, but I will always enjoy messing with Texas and going to Florida beaches to drop deuces. A romantic date would involve Star Trek or Frasier with my amazing girlfriend... maybe a chinese buffet, too. A former pro wrestler turned female impersonating hook suspension artist, I also give grappling instruction and free headbutts.

I look up to people like Peter Steele, Fox Mulder and Cletus Kasady. I've been told I play a decent Joker as well as a good Gambit. My female alter-ego Sasha LaBia wears size 16 heels and is a fan of hooks.

Other keywords: trans-trektual, heel, sarcasm, smoking, drinking, spicy, well tequila, scars, trenchcoats, ghostbusters, they live, Laugh-in.

Live Long and Prosper, y'all. See you at the quiz!


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Bruno's Tavern
7538 Maple St
New Orleans, LA
70118
Sunday, Apr 30, 2017
[Sundays @ 7:00 pm]
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Sunday Bloody Baking Soda
Mavrick

Amidst the NOLA chaos yesterday of tornadoes and flooding, all our quizzers showed up just the same to get their geeks and who’s and drinks on. 8 rounds of crazy, but 3 times a lady. Or something like that. We had anti-G thangs, got fattening and compared trees to computers. In round 1, Fuckers A La Carte dazzled the competition by scoring only 1 point for Uma Thurman, though guessing Gerald Ford on a round involving U’s in a name… someone call accounting, stop their bonus. Round 2 went audio, no visual, no whammies with stuff too cool for gangstas. Who could forget Limp Bizkit – Rollin’? Hidden Fingers and
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So my name is Mavrick and yes, I know... you're Goose.

Originally from the Garbage State of NJ, I've wandered the country (primarily the South) for the last 10 years. Currently, the city of sin is home, but I will always enjoy messing with Texas and going to Florida beaches to drop deuces. A romantic date would involve Star Trek or Frasier with my amazing girlfriend... maybe a chinese buffet, too. A former pro wrestler turned female impersonating hook suspension artist, I also give grappling instruction and free headbutts.

I look up to people like Peter Steele, Fox Mulder and Cletus Kasady. I've been told I play a decent Joker as well as a good Gambit. My female alter-ego Sasha LaBia wears size 16 heels and is a fan of hooks.

Other keywords: trans-trektual, heel, sarcasm, smoking, drinking, spicy, well tequila, scars, trenchcoats, ghostbusters, they live, Laugh-in.

Live Long and Prosper, y'all. See you at the quiz!


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Bruno's Tavern
7538 Maple St
New Orleans, LA
70118
Sunday, Apr 23, 2017
[Sundays @ 7:00 pm]
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You've Made A Real SargASSo Of Yourselves
Mavrick

Bruno’s Tavern had us go the whole 9 yards on 8 rounds with 7 solid teams last night, filling us all with booze and knowledge. Spanning the pub quiz realm from gerbils (who weren’t in Richard Gere) to ottomans (not the empire), full sentence songs and films about cops, we challenged the sober minds, though we didn’t have many of them. Even saw a one-man team almost steal the whole show, something every quizmaster can relish, with Tim… the nearly one-man wrecking ball. We started where all great quizzes do with round number 1, a round consisting of tests Tommy Edison used to give his blokes. Yeah, I said blokes, big whoop, ya wanna fight about it? Tequila
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So my name is Mavrick and yes, I know... you're Goose.

Originally from the Garbage State of NJ, I've wandered the country (primarily the South) for the last 10 years. Currently, the city of sin is home, but I will always enjoy messing with Texas and going to Florida beaches to drop deuces. A romantic date would involve Star Trek or Frasier with my amazing girlfriend... maybe a chinese buffet, too. A former pro wrestler turned female impersonating hook suspension artist, I also give grappling instruction and free headbutts.

I look up to people like Peter Steele, Fox Mulder and Cletus Kasady. I've been told I play a decent Joker as well as a good Gambit. My female alter-ego Sasha LaBia wears size 16 heels and is a fan of hooks.

Other keywords: trans-trektual, heel, sarcasm, smoking, drinking, spicy, well tequila, scars, trenchcoats, ghostbusters, they live, Laugh-in.

Live Long and Prosper, y'all. See you at the quiz!


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Bruno's Tavern
7538 Maple St
New Orleans, LA
70118
Sunday, Apr 09, 2017
[Sundays @ 7:00 pm]
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Super Mario Brothers Justice League 3: Jackie Chan Edition
Mavrick

Tonight was an all-out free-for-all with our teams at Bruno’s, 8 rounds of non-stop pub quiz brew-ha-ha’s. Any more hyphens and I’d need a hyphenoscopy. Guess what chicken butt? We went through rounds involving haikus, diesels and Chances. There were some of the best worst answers (or the "least worst of" as my favorite band Type O Negative would call it), and some of those questions that everyone cumulatively would all get wrong. Wrong meaning? Too bad, I’m the quizmaster! It all started with round 1, a haiku-themed round on classic (and current) video games. It surprised me how many of these teams knew these just based upon the standard 5x7x5 format, considering most
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So my name is Mavrick and yes, I know... you're Goose.

Originally from the Garbage State of NJ, I've wandered the country (primarily the South) for the last 10 years. Currently, the city of sin is home, but I will always enjoy messing with Texas and going to Florida beaches to drop deuces. A romantic date would involve Star Trek or Frasier with my amazing girlfriend... maybe a chinese buffet, too. A former pro wrestler turned female impersonating hook suspension artist, I also give grappling instruction and free headbutts.

I look up to people like Peter Steele, Fox Mulder and Cletus Kasady. I've been told I play a decent Joker as well as a good Gambit. My female alter-ego Sasha LaBia wears size 16 heels and is a fan of hooks.

Other keywords: trans-trektual, heel, sarcasm, smoking, drinking, spicy, well tequila, scars, trenchcoats, ghostbusters, they live, Laugh-in.

Live Long and Prosper, y'all. See you at the quiz!


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Bruno's Tavern
7538 Maple St
New Orleans, LA
70118
Sunday, Apr 02, 2017
[Sundays @ 7:00 pm]
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Frankfort Is Not Frankfurter Butt Pleasure
Mavrick

It was a complete genie slugfest last night at Bruno’s, all 8 rounds tempting the fate of the weather surrounding us here in NOLA with potential tornadoes and giant hail… luckily it all missed us but we still decided to keep calm and quiz on. We had a returning team from Cincinatti (no affiliation with WKRP) from days of GWD past who decided to lose by 1 point… maybe they didn’t decide that, but that’s how it worked out. We extrapolized information from London, franks, female lead singers and ridiculously ingenious movie titles made out of the resumes of the lead actors. In Round 1, while everyone remembers the old “there’s a light…”
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So my name is Mavrick and yes, I know... you're Goose.

Originally from the Garbage State of NJ, I've wandered the country (primarily the South) for the last 10 years. Currently, the city of sin is home, but I will always enjoy messing with Texas and going to Florida beaches to drop deuces. A romantic date would involve Star Trek or Frasier with my amazing girlfriend... maybe a chinese buffet, too. A former pro wrestler turned female impersonating hook suspension artist, I also give grappling instruction and free headbutts.

I look up to people like Peter Steele, Fox Mulder and Cletus Kasady. I've been told I play a decent Joker as well as a good Gambit. My female alter-ego Sasha LaBia wears size 16 heels and is a fan of hooks.

Other keywords: trans-trektual, heel, sarcasm, smoking, drinking, spicy, well tequila, scars, trenchcoats, ghostbusters, they live, Laugh-in.

Live Long and Prosper, y'all. See you at the quiz!


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Bruno's Tavern
7538 Maple St
New Orleans, LA
70118
Sunday, Mar 26, 2017
[Sundays @ 7:00 pm]
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Doctor Ling, I Presume? Nope, Yap.
Mavrick

Last night was what we in the business call… Amazing. Nothing short thereof across all 8 rounds. The quiz was constantly tied or at least tied up by only a matter of points. Single point spreads plus an opportune use of the joker can mean the difference between 7th and 1st. And in this case, it did. Beautie & The Beastie Boys and lil willy & the grapefruits knew to joker for round 2, where out of the 16 possible points they could have each accomplished that round, they both tied on a jokered 14-point round… that’s 28 points in one round! The next highest score went to Ham Wallet when
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So my name is Mavrick and yes, I know... you're Goose.

Originally from the Garbage State of NJ, I've wandered the country (primarily the South) for the last 10 years. Currently, the city of sin is home, but I will always enjoy messing with Texas and going to Florida beaches to drop deuces. A romantic date would involve Star Trek or Frasier with my amazing girlfriend... maybe a chinese buffet, too. A former pro wrestler turned female impersonating hook suspension artist, I also give grappling instruction and free headbutts.

I look up to people like Peter Steele, Fox Mulder and Cletus Kasady. I've been told I play a decent Joker as well as a good Gambit. My female alter-ego Sasha LaBia wears size 16 heels and is a fan of hooks.

Other keywords: trans-trektual, heel, sarcasm, smoking, drinking, spicy, well tequila, scars, trenchcoats, ghostbusters, they live, Laugh-in.

Live Long and Prosper, y'all. See you at the quiz!


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Bruno's Tavern
7538 Maple St
New Orleans, LA
70118
Sunday, Mar 19, 2017
[Sundays @ 7:00 pm]
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Passion of The Topsy Hitler
Mavrick

Amidst the madness of March, which is less fun than the ides, the thing to beware of more is giving silly answers when you don’t want your quizmaster to make fun of you. But my comments are priceless, so I should start charging them. We spanned the cabinet, and I don’t mean Ikea crap… more like those cool kids in that club that are systematically destroying our country. And people say I should run for politics… I think I’d have too much fun for the nation if I had a podium. GWD should have a podium. Ok, enough about the podium I dream of having. We covered Now That’s What I Call Music!, rays, electrocution
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So my name is Mavrick and yes, I know... you're Goose.

Originally from the Garbage State of NJ, I've wandered the country (primarily the South) for the last 10 years. Currently, the city of sin is home, but I will always enjoy messing with Texas and going to Florida beaches to drop deuces. A romantic date would involve Star Trek or Frasier with my amazing girlfriend... maybe a chinese buffet, too. A former pro wrestler turned female impersonating hook suspension artist, I also give grappling instruction and free headbutts.

I look up to people like Peter Steele, Fox Mulder and Cletus Kasady. I've been told I play a decent Joker as well as a good Gambit. My female alter-ego Sasha LaBia wears size 16 heels and is a fan of hooks.

Other keywords: trans-trektual, heel, sarcasm, smoking, drinking, spicy, well tequila, scars, trenchcoats, ghostbusters, they live, Laugh-in.

Live Long and Prosper, y'all. See you at the quiz!


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Bruno's Tavern
7538 Maple St
New Orleans, LA
70118
Sunday, Mar 12, 2017
[Sundays @ 7:00 pm]
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Libertarian Disorder... There's A Creme For That
Mavrick

The quizzers at Bruno’s are making a comeback with a vengeance, I’m just waiting for their trash talk to outweigh the playlist! But alas, it probably will not. We spanned the knowledge universe as far as it has expanded on topics including politics, more politics, order and stealing... if one were to really think about it, all of the above are the same, but what do I know? Whoops, there goes another rubber tree! Team name of the night would definitely go to Who Nutted On The Potato?, referencing the epic amount of cheese on Bruno’s Tavern’s legendary debris fries. The beers were flowing and the shots were… well shot. We started
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So my name is Mavrick and yes, I know... you're Goose.

Originally from the Garbage State of NJ, I've wandered the country (primarily the South) for the last 10 years. Currently, the city of sin is home, but I will always enjoy messing with Texas and going to Florida beaches to drop deuces. A romantic date would involve Star Trek or Frasier with my amazing girlfriend... maybe a chinese buffet, too. A former pro wrestler turned female impersonating hook suspension artist, I also give grappling instruction and free headbutts.

I look up to people like Peter Steele, Fox Mulder and Cletus Kasady. I've been told I play a decent Joker as well as a good Gambit. My female alter-ego Sasha LaBia wears size 16 heels and is a fan of hooks.

Other keywords: trans-trektual, heel, sarcasm, smoking, drinking, spicy, well tequila, scars, trenchcoats, ghostbusters, they live, Laugh-in.

Live Long and Prosper, y'all. See you at the quiz!


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Bruno's Tavern
7538 Maple St
New Orleans, LA
70118
Sunday, Mar 05, 2017
[Sundays @ 7:00 pm]
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This Phair Don't Care About Frankenstein
Mavrick

Bruno’s brought us all back together again for our 8 round insanity night, alcohol-fuel style. And I would have liked fries with that. But the greasy fingers don’t help with winning the bonus questions. Although not much helped with anybody answering questions by round 7…  it’s a hard knocks life, for us. We went the distance last night, and we began in the beginning with a round on the ACLU. Now, I don’t actually know what that means, but I do know that every answer ended up having those letters in it, but not always in that order. And it also had very little to do with whatever the actual ACLU is… I should google that shit. Only lil’
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So my name is Mavrick and yes, I know... you're Goose.

Originally from the Garbage State of NJ, I've wandered the country (primarily the South) for the last 10 years. Currently, the city of sin is home, but I will always enjoy messing with Texas and going to Florida beaches to drop deuces. A romantic date would involve Star Trek or Frasier with my amazing girlfriend... maybe a chinese buffet, too. A former pro wrestler turned female impersonating hook suspension artist, I also give grappling instruction and free headbutts.

I look up to people like Peter Steele, Fox Mulder and Cletus Kasady. I've been told I play a decent Joker as well as a good Gambit. My female alter-ego Sasha LaBia wears size 16 heels and is a fan of hooks.

Other keywords: trans-trektual, heel, sarcasm, smoking, drinking, spicy, well tequila, scars, trenchcoats, ghostbusters, they live, Laugh-in.

Live Long and Prosper, y'all. See you at the quiz!


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Bruno's Tavern
7538 Maple St
New Orleans, LA
70118
Sunday, Sep 11, 2016
[Sundays @ 7:00 pm]
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English, What a Language!
Horatio Dell

So let me take you into the mind of a humble Quizmaster. Every time before a quiz, I go over everything and ask myself "So what is the impossible question?" Now, I am often wrong; QWD seems to bring out the genius in us all. But I like to predict what question is just so specialized as to make it impossible for Quiz champions to get. This quiz I thought I had it. Sentence Structure. Who the hell remembers sentence structure??? No one! I fondly remember drawing out sentence diagrams in my youth, and while this was fun (you don't get to become a Quizmaster without being a high level nerd. They do tests
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Bruno's Tavern
7538 Maple St
New Orleans, LA
70118
Sunday, Sep 04, 2016
[Sundays @ 7:00 pm]
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Nguyening China Is Losing Vietnam
Mavrick

Labor Day is that time of year where a quizmaster gets really serious... ly drunk. All those kids come outta the woodwork to test their wits before school gets into full gear, then they get reminded they will be getting a lot of C's after playing our quiz. Probably better in school, at least I hope so for their sake. We went all 8 rounds last night, going through common sense answers pissing off Roger Waters and test-icling the de-destesticled eunuchs. No balls make a good ball gag. We started at the beginning (though one day I wanna run this whole shindig backwards), with a round for the simpletons titled "Duh!"... guess it was harder for smart people, and I refuse to apologize to the jews
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So my name is Mavrick and yes, I know... you're Goose.

Originally from the Garbage State of NJ, I've wandered the country (primarily the South) for the last 10 years. Currently, the city of sin is home, but I will always enjoy messing with Texas and going to Florida beaches to drop deuces. A romantic date would involve Star Trek or Frasier with my amazing girlfriend... maybe a chinese buffet, too. A former pro wrestler turned female impersonating hook suspension artist, I also give grappling instruction and free headbutts.

I look up to people like Peter Steele, Fox Mulder and Cletus Kasady. I've been told I play a decent Joker as well as a good Gambit. My female alter-ego Sasha LaBia wears size 16 heels and is a fan of hooks.

Other keywords: trans-trektual, heel, sarcasm, smoking, drinking, spicy, well tequila, scars, trenchcoats, ghostbusters, they live, Laugh-in.

Live Long and Prosper, y'all. See you at the quiz!


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Bruno's Tavern
7538 Maple St
New Orleans, LA
70118
Sunday, Aug 28, 2016
[Sundays @ 7:00 pm]
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My Very Enlarged Mandible Jumped Seven Uppity Nana's Puppies
Mavrick

Last night at Bruno's, we learned that even the best and brightest are not as smart as a 5th grader when it comes to our solar system or parental guidance. We had our returning champs drop to 3rd and some very silly times to Joker were demonstrated as well. We started the night with some obscure cluing on the airports of major cities with 2 appearances by Chicago. Some Prick In A Volvo knew their shit though, landing 8/8 possible points that round. Vagenda of Manocide identified with Albuquerque as the "Land of Breaking Bad"... guess I'm too old, cuz I only see it as somewhere you shouldn't have taken that left. Round 2 went into the playlist of
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So my name is Mavrick and yes, I know... you're Goose.

Originally from the Garbage State of NJ, I've wandered the country (primarily the South) for the last 10 years. Currently, the city of sin is home, but I will always enjoy messing with Texas and going to Florida beaches to drop deuces. A romantic date would involve Star Trek or Frasier with my amazing girlfriend... maybe a chinese buffet, too. A former pro wrestler turned female impersonating hook suspension artist, I also give grappling instruction and free headbutts.

I look up to people like Peter Steele, Fox Mulder and Cletus Kasady. I've been told I play a decent Joker as well as a good Gambit. My female alter-ego Sasha LaBia wears size 16 heels and is a fan of hooks.

Other keywords: trans-trektual, heel, sarcasm, smoking, drinking, spicy, well tequila, scars, trenchcoats, ghostbusters, they live, Laugh-in.

Live Long and Prosper, y'all. See you at the quiz!


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Bruno's Tavern
7538 Maple St
New Orleans, LA
70118
Sunday, Aug 21, 2016
[Sundays @ 7:00 pm]
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Reading is Fun! When You Are Mental!
Horatio Dell

I don't know about you guys, but I have a new favorite book reviewer. Spark Sweets PhD (or Thug Notes if ya Google) graced our quiz and we are all better for it. I finally truly understand Great Gabsy now. ON TO THE QUIZ!!! Trump graced LA with his presence and Making Trivia Great Again went wire to wire for the win!!! But to be honest, I am with her, and by her I mean the wonderful answer taker for our second place team Ryan Lochte's Legal Defense Team. Penmanship is appreciated but sadly it is worth zero points. If I was able to give out bonus points it would be our Sizzling Sixities team. It was their first time at Geeks Who Drink and I hope the low score doesn't turn them away because
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Bruno's Tavern
7538 Maple St
New Orleans, LA
70118
Sunday, Aug 14, 2016
[Sundays @ 7:00 pm]
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Janine Melnitz: Frank Cross' New Secretary
Mavrick

Oh the life of a quizmaster is a blast, but some days we just want to bash our own heads in when we discover our players can't identify Ghostbusters and are the same age we are. ANYONE in their 30's who doesn't know that movie, but can tell me "Miley Cyrus - Wrecking Ball" from a 15 second clip... I could literally pound a shot of chartreuse into my ear. We had our returning champs... return. They know how to wisely use a joker, like when you get points, not like the teams who love jokering on single-point rounds without even knowing all the answers. Here's the breakdown:Round 1: Presidential Anagrams 
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So my name is Mavrick and yes, I know... you're Goose.

Originally from the Garbage State of NJ, I've wandered the country (primarily the South) for the last 10 years. Currently, the city of sin is home, but I will always enjoy messing with Texas and going to Florida beaches to drop deuces. A romantic date would involve Star Trek or Frasier with my amazing girlfriend... maybe a chinese buffet, too. A former pro wrestler turned female impersonating hook suspension artist, I also give grappling instruction and free headbutts.

I look up to people like Peter Steele, Fox Mulder and Cletus Kasady. I've been told I play a decent Joker as well as a good Gambit. My female alter-ego Sasha LaBia wears size 16 heels and is a fan of hooks.

Other keywords: trans-trektual, heel, sarcasm, smoking, drinking, spicy, well tequila, scars, trenchcoats, ghostbusters, they live, Laugh-in.

Live Long and Prosper, y'all. See you at the quiz!


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Bruno's Tavern
7538 Maple St
New Orleans, LA
70118
Sunday, Aug 07, 2016
[Sundays @ 7:00 pm]
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NBC's 'Friends' Bring You A Dead Parrot
Mavrick

When the coolest team at your quiz gets ZERO points on a round about saints, you feel like a whore's advocate. But I do advocate sinners more than saints, so welcome to my Sunday nights. We had some drinking of the geeks last night at Bruno's, all the teams going all the while... the whole nine yards on the whole eight rounds. We had Rio's, Murphy's and the BBC and yet all our best minds couldn't put the humpty with the dumpty altogether... again. We started with "The Round From Ipanema", which felt like some of the teams have spent WAAAAAAY too much time in an elevator... going down. Yes it's true, I love elipses. No, it's false that everyone did well this round.- Cusimanos were
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So my name is Mavrick and yes, I know... you're Goose.

Originally from the Garbage State of NJ, I've wandered the country (primarily the South) for the last 10 years. Currently, the city of sin is home, but I will always enjoy messing with Texas and going to Florida beaches to drop deuces. A romantic date would involve Star Trek or Frasier with my amazing girlfriend... maybe a chinese buffet, too. A former pro wrestler turned female impersonating hook suspension artist, I also give grappling instruction and free headbutts.

I look up to people like Peter Steele, Fox Mulder and Cletus Kasady. I've been told I play a decent Joker as well as a good Gambit. My female alter-ego Sasha LaBia wears size 16 heels and is a fan of hooks.

Other keywords: trans-trektual, heel, sarcasm, smoking, drinking, spicy, well tequila, scars, trenchcoats, ghostbusters, they live, Laugh-in.

Live Long and Prosper, y'all. See you at the quiz!


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Bruno's Tavern
7538 Maple St
New Orleans, LA
70118
Sunday, Jul 31, 2016
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A South-West Pacific Side Story
Mavrick

On the eve of turning 34, we had a nicely packed house tonight for our quiz with several new & returning teams all showing that they have IT (not as in Pennywise) or can't quite get IT (cuz we all float down here below sea level). New Orleans got its shine on, as did taxi drivers without labia. No need to apologize to the Jews just yet, but now's a good a time as any. Here's the breakdown of our best of both worlds... the good, the bad & the geeky.Round 1: Country Clubbin' It Up (the answers rhymed with the clues)- The Team Who Must Not Be Named and Adams & Eve decided that NOW was the best time
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So my name is Mavrick and yes, I know... you're Goose.

Originally from the Garbage State of NJ, I've wandered the country (primarily the South) for the last 10 years. Currently, the city of sin is home, but I will always enjoy messing with Texas and going to Florida beaches to drop deuces. A romantic date would involve Star Trek or Frasier with my amazing girlfriend... maybe a chinese buffet, too. A former pro wrestler turned female impersonating hook suspension artist, I also give grappling instruction and free headbutts.

I look up to people like Peter Steele, Fox Mulder and Cletus Kasady. I've been told I play a decent Joker as well as a good Gambit. My female alter-ego Sasha LaBia wears size 16 heels and is a fan of hooks.

Other keywords: trans-trektual, heel, sarcasm, smoking, drinking, spicy, well tequila, scars, trenchcoats, ghostbusters, they live, Laugh-in.

Live Long and Prosper, y'all. See you at the quiz!