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5306 Washington Avenue
Houston, TX
77007
Wednesday, July 01, 2015
[Wednesday 8:00 pm]
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Kaboom!
Rainbow Brite

Thank you all for coming out tonight. 16 might be a venue record, and that’s awesomesauce with a cherry on top. Bring your friends and let’s push this bad boy over 18 three weeks and a row so that I get a scorekeeper and get paid the same amount to work 80% as hard. Yeah buddy! Blah, blah. So. July 4th is banging on the front door. On the ride in to host today I heard the alarmist social agenda media trying to ruin the birth of our nation by insisting that fireworks cause, among other things, “…coughing, scratchy throats, sneezing, maybe asthma, and early death.” Okay. Pro tip. If you are going to shoot off fireworks, don’t light anything
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Howdy! My name is Katie, I enjoy long walks on the beach, pasta, and Christmas lights in July. The first things people notice about me are my subtle sense of fashion and my typically reserved demeanor. I have a penchant for video games, with a fixation on SNES games of yore. I'm only 5'2", but I make up for it by wearing 4-6 inch platforms. I'm a HUGE Twilight fanboy-girl.

Disclaimer: Roughly 70% of the above is true. The other 40%... total fabrication and folly. 


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Little J's Bar
5306 Washington Avenue
Houston, TX
77007
Wednesday, June 24, 2015
[Wednesday 8:00 pm]
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Goo Goo Ga Ga
Rainbow Brite

Thank you all for coming out again this week! It was a joy as always. I’m not just saying that to play nice either. I mean, that’s part of it. But I’m also a really nice person, and nice people know when to lie to make people feel better about themselves. Right? I’m also an honest person, and honest people are horrible at lying, even to make people feel better. So it’s not that sometimes I’m not  nice, it’s that sometimes being nice is impossible for honest people. It’s why honest people make horrible parents. In 99.99% of all situations, if dried up macaroni gets stuck/glued to any surface, you try to scrape it off, and if it continues
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Howdy! My name is Katie, I enjoy long walks on the beach, pasta, and Christmas lights in July. The first things people notice about me are my subtle sense of fashion and my typically reserved demeanor. I have a penchant for video games, with a fixation on SNES games of yore. I'm only 5'2", but I make up for it by wearing 4-6 inch platforms. I'm a HUGE Twilight fanboy-girl.

Disclaimer: Roughly 70% of the above is true. The other 40%... total fabrication and folly. 


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Little J's Bar
5306 Washington Avenue
Houston, TX
77007
Wednesday, June 17, 2015
[Wednesday 8:00 pm]
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Stream Like Water, Tide Like Detergent
Rainbow Brite

Thank you all for swimming out tonight, the team count continues to grow and that’s like the coolest thing since sliced bread. Speaking of sliced bread, I just ate a piece of some insanely good Irish Stout bread from Central Market. Imho Central Market has the best produce, so I tend to go there for most of my shopping needs. Needs which are things that some people confuse with wants, saying things like, “I need unlimited texting and cable internet,” when they really mean, “I want unlimited texting and cable internet.” Cable internet. Cable. Cable companies. Cable companies need to get over bundled pricing. Bundled pricing is a way for cable channels to fund otherwise
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Howdy! My name is Katie, I enjoy long walks on the beach, pasta, and Christmas lights in July. The first things people notice about me are my subtle sense of fashion and my typically reserved demeanor. I have a penchant for video games, with a fixation on SNES games of yore. I'm only 5'2", but I make up for it by wearing 4-6 inch platforms. I'm a HUGE Twilight fanboy-girl.

Disclaimer: Roughly 70% of the above is true. The other 40%... total fabrication and folly. 


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Little J's Bar
5306 Washington Avenue
Houston, TX
77007
Wednesday, June 10, 2015
[Wednesday 8:00 pm]
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PRIZES GALORE
Rainbow Brite

Thank you all for coming out tonight! CONGRATS TO OUR WINNERS OF THE REBECCA BLACK WHISKEY PACKAGE! I’m jealous! I’m going to take this moment of your time to talk a bit about our 8 week drawings. Every 8 weeks we do a drawing for a big prize. We’ve given out box seats to Texans games, tickets to Rockets games, Skeeters games, etc. We’ve done tickets to the rodeo. This week we worked out a prize package from Rebecca Black, one of Texas’s own whiskey distilleries. Here’s the scoop! Every week you show up to play I give you a raffle ticket. If you win first, second, or third, you get 3, 2, or 1 extra ticket in addition to the regular prizes. At the
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Howdy! My name is Katie, I enjoy long walks on the beach, pasta, and Christmas lights in July. The first things people notice about me are my subtle sense of fashion and my typically reserved demeanor. I have a penchant for video games, with a fixation on SNES games of yore. I'm only 5'2", but I make up for it by wearing 4-6 inch platforms. I'm a HUGE Twilight fanboy-girl.

Disclaimer: Roughly 70% of the above is true. The other 40%... total fabrication and folly. 


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Little J's Bar
5306 Washington Avenue
Houston, TX
77007
Wednesday, June 03, 2015
[Wednesday 8:00 pm]
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Going Under
Rainbow Brite

Thanks to everyone who came out tonight. I don't think there was an empty seat in the place, so that was pretty awesome. Now we need to work on filling out the patio, right? Right.  Today's blog is going to be short and sweet. Mostly because I had massive dental work yesterday and am currently strung out on pain killers. Every other word is showing up with some sort of colored wiggly line under it, so coherency and all that jazz are clearly not happening for me right now.  So I'll leave you with this. Five things to watch on Netflix if you find yourself  incapable of moving for one reason or another: Haven... If you miss the X-Files, this will hit the
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Howdy! My name is Katie, I enjoy long walks on the beach, pasta, and Christmas lights in July. The first things people notice about me are my subtle sense of fashion and my typically reserved demeanor. I have a penchant for video games, with a fixation on SNES games of yore. I'm only 5'2", but I make up for it by wearing 4-6 inch platforms. I'm a HUGE Twilight fanboy-girl.

Disclaimer: Roughly 70% of the above is true. The other 40%... total fabrication and folly. 


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Little J's Bar
5306 Washington Avenue
Houston, TX
77007
Wednesday, May 20, 2015
[Wednesday 8:00 pm]
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Montpelier Only Has Three Syllables You Philistines
Cody H,.

Words are strange. In different mouths they can take on different intonations and inflections, and maybe add on a syllable or two. The capital of Vermont, Montpelier, is one of these words apparently! During Round 3 this week, you were asked to name all the four-syllable state capitals you could, and for some reason you guys kept tacking that extra syllable onto Montpelier. It only has three! I suppose we are in Texas, where the drawl is king, but still. We had another state capital answer this week, but Indianapolis has FIVE syllables. The more you know.   This week, Connor was in control the whole way and took First wire-to-wire, with We
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Cody is a mushmouthed nerd who somehow got a job reading quiz questions to strangers. Like you! His first quiz was at the nerdiest place possible, a comic convention, and look where we are now; and it can happen to you if you follow your dreams! Cody is open to bribes.


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5306 Washington Avenue
Houston, TX
77007
Wednesday, May 13, 2015
[Wednesday 8:00 pm]
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Seriously Dan?
Rainbow Brite

Thank you all for coming out. I will not be writing about quiz, I am going to discuss Survivor. Deal. So let’s talk about Dan and his power. I blasted the tribe for not booting him last week, so good on them  for figuring out to do that this week. Now it’s Dan’s turn to get a healthy serving of, “Dude, seriously?” So here’s the thing, unless he is as stupid as I think he is (which I’ve been hoping he isn’t since I think he has offspring), he HAD TO HAVE KNOWN he was on the chopping block. He *has to know* that *everyone* wants to
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Howdy! My name is Katie, I enjoy long walks on the beach, pasta, and Christmas lights in July. The first things people notice about me are my subtle sense of fashion and my typically reserved demeanor. I have a penchant for video games, with a fixation on SNES games of yore. I'm only 5'2", but I make up for it by wearing 4-6 inch platforms. I'm a HUGE Twilight fanboy-girl.

Disclaimer: Roughly 70% of the above is true. The other 40%... total fabrication and folly. 


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Little J's Bar
5306 Washington Avenue
Houston, TX
77007
Thursday, April 30, 2015
[Wednesday 8:00 pm]
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Outwit, Outplay, Cry, Cry, Cry
Rainbow Brite

Thank you all for coming out tonight. I missed new Survivor to host for you bitches, so it’s a damn good thing you all were well behaved tonight. Heh. So confession. I’m in a Survivor Fantasy league. I’m currently in first place. I am the only person with 3 players still in. Tyler, Rod, and Will. I’ve been pulling for Tyler to win since day one, and up until this week when Sierra spoke for the first fucking time all god damn season I thought he’d fly under the radar and actually win. This has been the season of the temper fit, and he’s been smart enough to stand back and let his alliance and Mike engage in dick waving contests by the campfire, voting eachother
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Howdy! My name is Katie, I enjoy long walks on the beach, pasta, and Christmas lights in July. The first things people notice about me are my subtle sense of fashion and my typically reserved demeanor. I have a penchant for video games, with a fixation on SNES games of yore. I'm only 5'2", but I make up for it by wearing 4-6 inch platforms. I'm a HUGE Twilight fanboy-girl.

Disclaimer: Roughly 70% of the above is true. The other 40%... total fabrication and folly. 


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Little J's Bar
5306 Washington Avenue
Houston, TX
77007
Wednesday, April 22, 2015
[Wednesday 8:00 pm]
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Rain Rain, Stay Away...
Rainbow Brite

Thank you all for coming out tonight! It was good to see most of my regulars. That means you all didn’t drown on Friday when the entire fucking city turned into a damn lake in the blink of an eye. HOLY MOTHER FUCKING SHIT BALLS! But seriously. I had to drive down that on I-45. Have you ever driven down a flooded interstate in a Honda? I don’t recommend it. Unless flooded engines and stalling out are your thing, and then you should absolutely give it a whirl. Yeah. You might have noticed the “Wouldn’t Even Fit in Overhead Luggage” sized bags under my eyes. It’s finals week. A note to all professors reading this. Do not be the fucking piece of
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Howdy! My name is Katie, I enjoy long walks on the beach, pasta, and Christmas lights in July. The first things people notice about me are my subtle sense of fashion and my typically reserved demeanor. I have a penchant for video games, with a fixation on SNES games of yore. I'm only 5'2", but I make up for it by wearing 4-6 inch platforms. I'm a HUGE Twilight fanboy-girl.

Disclaimer: Roughly 70% of the above is true. The other 40%... total fabrication and folly. 


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Little J's Bar
5306 Washington Avenue
Houston, TX
77007
Wednesday, April 15, 2015
[Wednesday 8:00 pm]
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RIP One of the Greatest Beerz Ev4r
Rainbow Brite

Thank you all for coming out this week… The weather was amazing, the patio was open, the beer was flowing, and Firestone Velvet Merlin was only $3 a pint. And it will never be back. Ever. Maybe? I have no fucking clue. We gave it one hell of a sendoff though, and that’s what matters. So normally if I’m calling out teams it’s for silly answers. Tonight I feel like you all had some missed opportunities. In particular, the question about the hottest, driest hole in America. Yeah, how is it possible that not a one of you wrote down, “Betty White’s Vag”? (Or any other aging famous lady with a likely drive up cooch.) Seems like a waste. The good news
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Howdy! My name is Katie, I enjoy long walks on the beach, pasta, and Christmas lights in July. The first things people notice about me are my subtle sense of fashion and my typically reserved demeanor. I have a penchant for video games, with a fixation on SNES games of yore. I'm only 5'2", but I make up for it by wearing 4-6 inch platforms. I'm a HUGE Twilight fanboy-girl.

Disclaimer: Roughly 70% of the above is true. The other 40%... total fabrication and folly. 


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Little J's Bar
5306 Washington Avenue
Houston, TX
77007
Wednesday, April 08, 2015
[Wednesday 8:00 pm]
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Skeeters Tickets Giveaway!
Rainbow Brite

Thank you all for coming out tonight, RAFFLE NIGHT! I gave out a pack of tickets to see the Skeeters play. I have no idea what that means, but the winners were exceptionally excited, so I assume it has nothing to do with the eagle sized mosquitoes that seem to have my legs confused with a god damned all you can eat buffet. I assume. I also assume that everyone knows about our Quiz for a Cause charity leg. I announce the program every week, and finally got a hit. While you’re reading this, and in theory sober, look around the top of the webpage for a link that says “Quiz for a Cause”. It’s our way of giving something back to the community. We let charities pick
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Howdy! My name is Katie, I enjoy long walks on the beach, pasta, and Christmas lights in July. The first things people notice about me are my subtle sense of fashion and my typically reserved demeanor. I have a penchant for video games, with a fixation on SNES games of yore. I'm only 5'2", but I make up for it by wearing 4-6 inch platforms. I'm a HUGE Twilight fanboy-girl.

Disclaimer: Roughly 70% of the above is true. The other 40%... total fabrication and folly. 


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Little J's Bar
5306 Washington Avenue
Houston, TX
77007
Wednesday, April 01, 2015
[Wednesday 8:00 pm]
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And Eggs
Rainbow Brite

Thank you all for coming out tonight! You ain’t no fools But I’m calling out the fools Who didn’t pick up on My little trick A team or two Had it nailed by round three Guess Kevin Bacon Every question they didn’t know Worked out well For those early adopters But one of you An unnamed group Never quite realized What was going on Round 8 you got The Kevin half But last name Ferdinand? So sad Easy points Missed out on Unobservant Tragedy I’m done Come back next week Congrats Doctor Bitch For
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Howdy! My name is Katie, I enjoy long walks on the beach, pasta, and Christmas lights in July. The first things people notice about me are my subtle sense of fashion and my typically reserved demeanor. I have a penchant for video games, with a fixation on SNES games of yore. I'm only 5'2", but I make up for it by wearing 4-6 inch platforms. I'm a HUGE Twilight fanboy-girl.

Disclaimer: Roughly 70% of the above is true. The other 40%... total fabrication and folly. 


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Little J's Bar
5306 Washington Avenue
Houston, TX
77007
Wednesday, March 25, 2015
[Wednesday 8:00 pm]
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Too Hot
Rainbow Brite

Thank you all for coming out tonight. Can we talk about the weather? For just a moment? It was hotter’n a pig’s butt at a luau today and I don’t like it. I don’t like it for a few reasons, the least of which being the uncomfortable pit sweat because I didn’t think to use anti-perspirant this morning. Yeah, that’s not the worst part. Nor was my burning hot steering wheel. Not that. No. The worst part was the swarming pack of wasps enjoying the first day of warmth in several months. Fuck. Wasps. Seriously. The bastards are essentially flying daggers with poison tipped blades. They are aggressive as all get out. They are destructive… they
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Howdy! My name is Katie, I enjoy long walks on the beach, pasta, and Christmas lights in July. The first things people notice about me are my subtle sense of fashion and my typically reserved demeanor. I have a penchant for video games, with a fixation on SNES games of yore. I'm only 5'2", but I make up for it by wearing 4-6 inch platforms. I'm a HUGE Twilight fanboy-girl.

Disclaimer: Roughly 70% of the above is true. The other 40%... total fabrication and folly. 


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Little J's Bar
5306 Washington Avenue
Houston, TX
77007
Wednesday, March 18, 2015
[Wednesday 8:00 pm]
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Everybody, It's A Good Thing!
The Greatest Quizmaster Of All Time

Hello again! Excellent night of Quiz here at Little J's, with eight teams battling it out over the noise to win free stuff and the chance to win more free stuff! Katie should be back next week, but in the mean time I had a lovely night tonight; as I hope you all did. A special Happy Birthday to both Kelly of Team Kelly; winning is fun, especially on your birthday. Another, less-special, Happy Birthday to Rob Kardashian, who is presumably alive.  Anyway, this week we learned that: The Big Bopper < Richie Valens; I can't pronounce Relleno; This, that, these, those, the other thing; that Marty McFly was originally from Pluto; that Comfort Food is a way-grosser
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Little J's Bar
5306 Washington Avenue
Houston, TX
77007
Wednesday, March 11, 2015
[Wednesday 8:00 pm]
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Racist Cocaine
Rainbow Brite

Thank you all for coming out tonight! So many people make not a smalls pace feel like a tiny ass space. A good problem to have. I must admit, I was confused as fuck. There were like 500 people in here for some fantasy football thing. I don’t follow sports. Any of them. Really. But I know enough to know the Super Bowl wasn’t THAT long ago. So I’m wondering, what football league was this for?  You all didn’t look European or Latin American, or Australian, so I don’t think you were being all proper and calling soccer football. But maybe? Weird. Yeah. What else? Uh, it’s fucking cold, and this is fucking Texas, and it’s time for some 70 degree
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Howdy! My name is Katie, I enjoy long walks on the beach, pasta, and Christmas lights in July. The first things people notice about me are my subtle sense of fashion and my typically reserved demeanor. I have a penchant for video games, with a fixation on SNES games of yore. I'm only 5'2", but I make up for it by wearing 4-6 inch platforms. I'm a HUGE Twilight fanboy-girl.

Disclaimer: Roughly 70% of the above is true. The other 40%... total fabrication and folly. 


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Little J's Bar
5306 Washington Avenue
Houston, TX
77007
Wednesday, March 04, 2015
[Wednesday 8:00 pm]
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So Much Lone Star Tonight!
Rainbow Brite

Thank you all for coming out tonight! It’s getting cold again, the rodeo is back on, and the entire fucking city is on the highway headed directly for the rodeo. All of you. At the exact same fucking time. 45 is parking lot. And it will be for the next month. This was not a problem in Dallas. Reason #481 Dallas is better than Houston. (It should be noted that the other 480 reasons all directly or indirectly relate to the nightmarish traffic this city has to “offer”.) Hm. So, ongoings. Nothing. I’m in a Survivor fantasy league. Not much of a fantasy. I pre-ranked the contestants and a computer generated my team for me. There is no trading or deal making, just
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Howdy! My name is Katie, I enjoy long walks on the beach, pasta, and Christmas lights in July. The first things people notice about me are my subtle sense of fashion and my typically reserved demeanor. I have a penchant for video games, with a fixation on SNES games of yore. I'm only 5'2", but I make up for it by wearing 4-6 inch platforms. I'm a HUGE Twilight fanboy-girl.

Disclaimer: Roughly 70% of the above is true. The other 40%... total fabrication and folly.