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1520 Central Ave SE
Albuquerque, NM
87106
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Thursday, May 21, 2015
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Girlz n Gunz
Drew-a-mania

In the quiz tonight we had a question that had 'Natalie Portman' and an 'Uzi' in the same sentence.  I quipped that they both are a little 'hit and miss'.  Yes, it was a laugh riot.  There were people doubled-over in laughter, falling out of their chairs with glee; that's not the point of this story.  The point of this story is that I want to pitch you a movie:   In a world... where Natalie Portman has an Uzi, I bring to you 'True Lies 2: Two Truths and a Lie'. Ladies are remaking plenty of classics, everything from Ghostbusters to Thor.  Why not a lady Schwarzenegger?  Natalie would be an amazing
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After years of third place finishes at Geeks Quizzes I have embraced the saying "if you can't beat 'em... than just quit and become a Quizmaster."  

When I'm not selling out I spend my time in ABQ as a stand-up comedian, indy wrestler, and salsateer.  My finishing move in wrestling is a high impact belly-flop; ironically that's how I end most of my comedy sets.  I suppose thats the Libra in me always looking for balance.  Which is probably a good explanation for the two tattoos on my back: one is a hawk with kanji letters in the wings and the other is Lucy Liu... that way I have two badass birds with a little bit of Chinese in them. 


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The Cube BBQ
1520 Central Ave SE
Albuquerque, NM
87106
[Thursday 8:00 pm]
Thursday, May 14, 2015
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Voiceless of the Voiceless
Drew-a-mania

Here are some fun facts about losing your voice: 1) Everyone thinks your sick! 2) Nobody believes you traded it for your legs! 3) Quiz is a touch harder to host I lost my voice this weekend hosting two comedy shows and yelling at 'fans' in an indy-wrestling match (my life is stellar).  Unfortunately, there isnt a quick cure to getting your voice back.  I've been sipping on honey and chamomile like I'm an Aguilera (or any other diva (or any other British bear)).  No real results though.  That's okay, quiz went off without a hitch and resulted in another consecutive success!  Here's the minutes from tonight: 7:22 Quizmaster Drew
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After years of third place finishes at Geeks Quizzes I have embraced the saying "if you can't beat 'em... than just quit and become a Quizmaster."  

When I'm not selling out I spend my time in ABQ as a stand-up comedian, indy wrestler, and salsateer.  My finishing move in wrestling is a high impact belly-flop; ironically that's how I end most of my comedy sets.  I suppose thats the Libra in me always looking for balance.  Which is probably a good explanation for the two tattoos on my back: one is a hawk with kanji letters in the wings and the other is Lucy Liu... that way I have two badass birds with a little bit of Chinese in them. 


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The Cube BBQ
1520 Central Ave SE
Albuquerque, NM
87106
[Thursday 8:00 pm]
Thursday, May 07, 2015
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Royal Baby: Sherlock McCartney!
Drew-a-mania

A week of team name gold... possibilities.  How on Earth did we come off a week of punable news stories to come up with these confusing, nay befuddling team names?!  The only two that had any relevance were: Tom Brady's Deflated Balls (an oldie but a goody) and Mayflower vs Puppychow (which is okay, I guess, if I were to pun their names I might go with something like: "Hail in Spring? Finally something entertaining from Mayweather" or "Pacquiao!  I choose you!". We had Avengers to talk about, in New Mexico we had poop beards, something happened to Buck and Dex, fiscally conservative lunatics said they wanted
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After years of third place finishes at Geeks Quizzes I have embraced the saying "if you can't beat 'em... than just quit and become a Quizmaster."  

When I'm not selling out I spend my time in ABQ as a stand-up comedian, indy wrestler, and salsateer.  My finishing move in wrestling is a high impact belly-flop; ironically that's how I end most of my comedy sets.  I suppose thats the Libra in me always looking for balance.  Which is probably a good explanation for the two tattoos on my back: one is a hawk with kanji letters in the wings and the other is Lucy Liu... that way I have two badass birds with a little bit of Chinese in them. 


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The Cube BBQ
1520 Central Ave SE
Albuquerque, NM
87106
[Thursday 8:00 pm]
Friday, May 01, 2015
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I got one hand in my pocket...
Drew-a-mania

and the other one is hosting a pub quiz. Sometimes we all need a little a Alannis.  That Sweet and Sour Canadian Apple Pie of my Eye.  She was requested by the waitresses at The Cube tonight, but I believe it was a cosmic request.  After a week a crap news we needed to get that song bird rattling around our head space.  This was such a depressing week we had two teams pun their names off of a city that's still on fire, and I dont blame them, thats just where our minds are at.   Thankfully, Ms. Morisette was there for us.  She seems to always do the impossible:  whether its play God, change the meaning of Irony, or land a total bombshell like
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After years of third place finishes at Geeks Quizzes I have embraced the saying "if you can't beat 'em... than just quit and become a Quizmaster."  

When I'm not selling out I spend my time in ABQ as a stand-up comedian, indy wrestler, and salsateer.  My finishing move in wrestling is a high impact belly-flop; ironically that's how I end most of my comedy sets.  I suppose thats the Libra in me always looking for balance.  Which is probably a good explanation for the two tattoos on my back: one is a hawk with kanji letters in the wings and the other is Lucy Liu... that way I have two badass birds with a little bit of Chinese in them. 


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The Cube BBQ
1520 Central Ave SE
Albuquerque, NM
87106
[Thursday 8:00 pm]
Friday, April 24, 2015
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Earth Day Hangover
Drew-a-mania

24hours removed from Earth Day and Im still reeling.  The number 1 party day in the world was a doozy.  Now I know why God rested on the seventh day... thats probably when 'Hair of the Dog' became an expression and God made Pluto.  Bleh... Yes, this is a nonsensical rant about the pretend after-effects of Earth Day and its relevance in our society.  We should have spent yesterday picking up trash, which would then be put in a plastic container (to remain on Earth until the days we grow gills), picked up by an emissions spewing trucks, and packed deep with in the Earth so that we dont have to gaze upon our filth.  Like eating a stick of butter (out of site, out of mind).
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After years of third place finishes at Geeks Quizzes I have embraced the saying "if you can't beat 'em... than just quit and become a Quizmaster."  

When I'm not selling out I spend my time in ABQ as a stand-up comedian, indy wrestler, and salsateer.  My finishing move in wrestling is a high impact belly-flop; ironically that's how I end most of my comedy sets.  I suppose thats the Libra in me always looking for balance.  Which is probably a good explanation for the two tattoos on my back: one is a hawk with kanji letters in the wings and the other is Lucy Liu... that way I have two badass birds with a little bit of Chinese in them. 


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The Cube BBQ
1520 Central Ave SE
Albuquerque, NM
87106
[Thursday 8:00 pm]
Friday, April 17, 2015
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Wookie don't crack
Drew-a-mania

This statement was true tonight in the same way the statement will be true starting in December 2015 and ending... "Star Wars is on top, Star Wars remains on top, Star Wars wins, Star Wars is better than all of you..."  and so on and so forth. "The Wookie Hasn't Aged A Day" took top honors this evening with an all-around solid performance.  "Dat Star Wars Trailer Tho" also had a solid outing hours after the release of Dat 2nd Star War Trailer... Personally, I dont see the big deal.  If I was going to get excited about JJ Abrams bringing back something from my youth it would have to be Squeeze-its or my Dad.  You know, something
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After years of third place finishes at Geeks Quizzes I have embraced the saying "if you can't beat 'em... than just quit and become a Quizmaster."  

When I'm not selling out I spend my time in ABQ as a stand-up comedian, indy wrestler, and salsateer.  My finishing move in wrestling is a high impact belly-flop; ironically that's how I end most of my comedy sets.  I suppose thats the Libra in me always looking for balance.  Which is probably a good explanation for the two tattoos on my back: one is a hawk with kanji letters in the wings and the other is Lucy Liu... that way I have two badass birds with a little bit of Chinese in them. 


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The Cube BBQ
1520 Central Ave SE
Albuquerque, NM
87106
[Thursday 8:00 pm]
Friday, April 10, 2015
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o1e t2o th3ee fo4r
Drew-a-mania

...fi5e s6x SE7EN! Dumb, dumb, dumb! When did it become okay to spell seven with a 7?! "Thats how its spelled, Drew" "No, no its not!" The cover of the film Seven has Morgan Freeman and goateed-up Brad Pitt intensely peering over some words that mean there's a head in a box, or whatever...  But the important part is the title is spelled out S-E-V-E and N! Yes! I know on some director's cuts they through 7 in there for dramatic effect and to piss of dyslexics, but that is not how the movie is titled and more importantly it reads... like, um... dumbly. Its not even a letter that looks similar (e.g. 'I' and '1' or 'BOOBS'
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After years of third place finishes at Geeks Quizzes I have embraced the saying "if you can't beat 'em... than just quit and become a Quizmaster."  

When I'm not selling out I spend my time in ABQ as a stand-up comedian, indy wrestler, and salsateer.  My finishing move in wrestling is a high impact belly-flop; ironically that's how I end most of my comedy sets.  I suppose thats the Libra in me always looking for balance.  Which is probably a good explanation for the two tattoos on my back: one is a hawk with kanji letters in the wings and the other is Lucy Liu... that way I have two badass birds with a little bit of Chinese in them. 


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1520 Central Ave SE
Albuquerque, NM
87106
[Thursday 8:00 pm]
Saturday, April 04, 2015
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English-to-English Dictionary
Drew-a-mania

The British.  The UKish.  Londonites.  Red Coats We have a myriad of options when it comes to referring to our paternal friends across the pond.  The one word we should use to describe them is Incomprehensible! Those people love Royals more than Kansas City and Pop-stations combined! (Do you see what I did there?  I compared the Royal family to an MLB team and a pop-hit from 2014.  Pretty clever right?  Right?  Ahh, you aren't even reading this.  To be honest I feel like I write these things purely to entertain myself, like singing in the shower or doing stand-up in Albuquerque.  I doubt anybody really reads these anyways...
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After years of third place finishes at Geeks Quizzes I have embraced the saying "if you can't beat 'em... than just quit and become a Quizmaster."  

When I'm not selling out I spend my time in ABQ as a stand-up comedian, indy wrestler, and salsateer.  My finishing move in wrestling is a high impact belly-flop; ironically that's how I end most of my comedy sets.  I suppose thats the Libra in me always looking for balance.  Which is probably a good explanation for the two tattoos on my back: one is a hawk with kanji letters in the wings and the other is Lucy Liu... that way I have two badass birds with a little bit of Chinese in them.