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Canawhaa???
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Canada Day. It’s the holiday you didn’t know existed because you don’t know anyone who is Canadian. Yes, it’s truly a great day for our neighbors to the north who sure love themselves some middle school melodrama. And yet we decided to celebrate the day with two of their least valuable exports; Dan Aykroyd and Pamela Anderson. Now as I posed to you last night, one of these people legitimately believes in the legend of the crystal skulls and the other willingly fucked Tommy Lee. So really, which one is crazier? One of them shills vodka shaped like a skull and tried his damnedest to make Ghostbusters a pie of shit before Harold Ramis could save it. The other one
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Daddy's Home
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First of all, I want to applaud you for getting Jeff to take his shirt off last week. Well played in telling him that I’m always shirtless by round 7. You guys did good. But, no one outdoes me at my quiz. The Wrangler is my house. And that’s why if a sub is going to take his shirt off, I’m going to take my shirt off and wrap myself in sparkly fabric. It was a little itchy, so next time, if you don’t mind, please provide me with velour. Big fan of velour. Big Trouble In Little China is a perfect film. I mean, it’s stupid as fuck. But it’s a great movie. This is some of the finest work that Kurt Russell has ever done. And now the Rock is remaking it.
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Shirtless Quizmasters
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So going into this quiz I was told 2 things, that I would have fun…which I did and that the frozen drinks were strong…they are.   The night started out as normal as any quiz could, but when I noticed the team names during the first scoring break I figured there was something up.  One of the teams was named Shirtless Quizmasters.  When I called it out for the first score update I asked if they were wanting me to take mine off or if it was a normal thing that Johnny did.  They said both.  I laughed it off and continued on.  Then during round 6 I was handed a piece of paper that read “Johnny ALWAYS takes his shirt off by round 7…Just
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Hello all!

I'm Jeff...the really big guy. In my time when I'm not hosting quiz I enjoy playing hockey and taking my jeep up into the mountains to get away from everyone.  While I'm up there I ponder the many parts of life...like why do hotdogs come in packs of 10 and the buns come in packs of 8...and yes you can explode and yes you can implode...but can you just plode?

Just think about it. 


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Wait, There Was Another Terrible George Lucas Movie That Wasn't Howard The Duck
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Okay, until last night I had no idea what Strange Magic by George Lucas was. And now, unfortunately, I do. Apparently it was a CGI animated film that came out in January of this year. From what I can glean from the plot, it’s about fairies and bog creatures and… Love? Magic? Oh, who gives a shit? Apparently it has something to do with an adaptation of A Midsummer Night’s Dream, which okay. Because at this moment pretty much everything is some sort of adaptation of Shakespeare unless it’s a comic book movie or a remake, so why not? What’s especially weird to me is the fact that the film actually has a decent cast. It’s got Alan Cumming, Evan Rachel
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Wednesday, May 27, 2015
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Aurora: The Land Of Strip Malls And Dying Dreams
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Okay, an Aurora headband has to be a euphemism for something related to that one suburb we all feel sad while visiting. I propose that it be letting someone sit on your face in the parking lot of the old Buckingham mall, or perhaps some sort of sex act in the parking lot of an Applebee’s or Joe’s Crab Shack. Notice that both of those involved parking lots. Well, there’s a reason for that; 9 out of 10 sex acts in Aurora happen in a parking lot. I know this, because I grew up there. But none of these euphemisms involve the Century 16 movie theater, because that is not funny. At all. Who is making kid friendly meth? I mean, kids have hardly any money to buy meth with.
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For The Love Of God, Stay Out Of Staten Island
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So, here’s a fun story. There once was a young man named Peter Segel. For a time he was a struggling screenwriter. He spent a fair amount of time working on a screenplay about the Cuban revolution of the 1950s. It was an important drama, seen through the eyes of the everyday people caught up in the struggle. It was a powerful script. But the studios didn’t especially appreciate the film and started putting tweaks to it. Doing things like adding a love story at the center of the film. And then they just decided, fuck it. And that’s when the film became Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights. And that movie sucked. I mean, it was really fucking bad. But don’t
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Does Carson Daly Still Host A Show
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Yeah, I don’t find Jimmy Fallon to be funny. I didn’t think he was funny on SNL and I don’t think he’s funny now. I get it, Jimmy, you remember the ‘90s. In a way though he is the absolute heir apparent to Jay Leno. Because Jay Leno wasn’t very funny either. So I guess ultimately it is a good choice for the Tonight Show. I mean, I can just keep on watching Letterman and The Daily Show… Aw, fuck. You know what is amazing? Kevin Pollack has made a 40 year career out of impersonating Christopher Walken. It’s true! He’s been doing it since the ‘80s and he gets booked on talk shows and comedy
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We All Did Stupid Things In The '90s
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Hey there, how have you been? Did you see Age of Ultron five times since I saw you last? Yeah, I bet you did. Wasn’t it cool when Vision did that one thing with that other thing? Sorry we have to talk in code, but I think there are three people with internet access who still haven’t seen the movie yet. Ben Affleck’s probably one of them. So, about that Robert Downey, Jr. thing; apparently he is really sick and tired about being asked about when used to smoke crack. I can understand where he’s coming from. I mean, he’s been sober for like fifteen years at least now. Maybe they should stop asking him about it during his
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Show Tunes
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The Swedish Chef singing Broadway show tunes is one of my favorite things ever. And I know  lot of you enjoyed it too. But I know one person who enjoys more than anyone else. My boss. We got a surprise visit from some special Geeks Who Drink people. I’m just kidding, they aren’t that special, except for the ones responsible for my pay who may be reading this now, who are in fact incredibly important and special. Also, they’re the coolest people I know. And I wish I could be more like them! But goddam does my boss love show tunes. I mean, a lot. This is a man who had Fiddler’s “Tradition” as his ringtone. And some people once hired a Rick Astley
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Simpsons!!!
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Otto is one of my all-time favorite Simpsons character. Along with Gil, Comic Book Guy, Disco Stu, Moe, Bumblebee Man, Hans Moleman, Kearny, Jimbo, Dolph, Ralph WIggum, Moe, Nelson, Milhouse, Duffman, Jasper Beardsly, Troy McClure, Lionel Hutz, Dr. Nick, Apu, Flanders, Arney Pie, Kent Brockman, Krusty, Krusty’s Dad, Kodos, Kang, and the old Jewish guy. And  Smithers. And Carl. And Lenny. And Barney. Okay, I just like the Simpsons. Is that a crime? So, Jack Nicholson is 78. That is old. And he doesn’t act anymore. Apparently he has retired so he can spend more time falling asleep at Lakers games. Good for him. He made a lot of great movies over the years. He also made
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Star Wars!!!
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First, I need to talk about something creepy that I read the other day. There’s a great piece over on the AV Club about the Michael Jackson song “You Are Not Alone.” If you want analysis on how creepy the lyrics are, I recommend you read that article. What I find supremely creepy is the fact that it was written by R. Kelly. R. Kelly, while arguably a genius songwriter, is a terrible human being. Let’s face facts, the dude is a child molester. So knowing that he wrote a song called “You Are Not Alone” makes you want to double check the children’s closets before bed. The only thing creepier that he did was write the Aaliyah song “Age Ain’t
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Eh, I Prefer Matt Damon's Tears
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So, I guess we have discovered a trend. Apparently Natalie Portman cries in every movie she is in. I guess from now on I just be expecting that to happen in whatever movie I am watching that she is in. Great. You may noticed that we left Black Swan out of that round. Why? Because Our DVD got busted from watching the scene where she makes out with Mila Kunis on repeat. That’s right, all employees of Geeks Who Drink share one DVD collection and it is incredibly inconvenient. I haven’t seen Gremlins in five years because someone never bothered to return it, Derek! So, Jeb Bush accidently put down his ethnicity as Hispanic on a voter registration. I don’t if it was a mistake
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Portrait Of Excellence
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Kevin Bacon is an American born actor/musician from the noxious shitburg of Philadelphia. Early on in his career he had small roles in movies like Animal House and other less famous movies. An early setback for his career came when an old lady who was still angry about the drowning death of her freak son, which she blamed on counselors having sex instead of watching the kids, stabbed him through the throat with an arrow. Kevin miraculously survived and so did his career. His big break came when he landed the starring role in Footloose. Footloose, based on a true story is about a town that bans dancing because some dumbasses died in a car accident. In the film, Kevin plays Ren MacCormick
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Drinking, Fighting, And Fish
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Yes, Abe Vigoda is still very much alive. I checked. Repeatedly. There’s a website where they update daily about whether or not he’s dead and as of right now, he is… not dead. So yeah. Good for him being older than dirt. The weird thing is that he’s always been old. He was old when he was on Barney Miller. And he was old when he was in the Godfather. And holy shit, he was in the Godfather. This is a fact that I know, that I have committed to memory, but every time I think about it, it still blows my mind. So good for you, Abe! Apparently that pact with Satan has been really working out for you. Want to know my favorite story of famous alcoholic Ernest Hemingway?
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One Shining Moment
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First of all, I am not a fan of college basketball. Nonetheless, I am watching the tournament because I filled out a bracket and I like the idea of winning money by picking teams at random. So, hopefully I win some money. So if I seem a little distracted while I write this, that’s because I am… UAB? What the fuck is a UAB and how did they already screw up part of my bracket already. I hate this. This sport sucks. So, let’s be honest with ourselves. The first Matrix movie was kinda cool. No one is going to dispute that. The concept was original and the special effects were really cool. And then there was the rest of the trilogy which was just stupid. The whole goddam
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Like Dakota Johnson's Mom, I Also Don't Need To See 50 Shades Of Grey
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I won’t lie, I like a lot of those songs that came up in the People’s Choice Awards round. I like Endless Love. I like Purple Rain. And I have begrudgingly enjoyed Shake It Off. It is an infectious song even though the lyrics are not that great. However when you mix it with Nine Inch Nails “The Perfect Drug” it’s fucking awesome. Also, in the new issue of Howard the Duck (yes, Howard the Duck is a comic again) She Hulk is singing it while sitting at her desk. And if She Hulk likes it, by default I like it as well. Because She Hulk is a tastemaker. So, I don’t like Chuck Norris. I mean, as an actor, he’s not great. And as a human being he’s
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