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Do You Hear The People Quiz?
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Well, it looks like we’re going to take the holidays off. But we got last night to rage against the system and the bullshit that was Tuesday. All I can say is this, we have survived a lot of terrible shit. And we are going to survive this. We are tough. We are strong. And we are not going to let the backwards, the bigoted, and the ignorant undo the good things we have done in these past eight years. The bullies are not going to win. Because we are not going to be silent. We are not going to stand by and let them push us around. So, I guess that is my holiday wish. All I want this Christmas is for them to keep us down. That and a Nintendo Classic. So, happy holidays. And
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Wednesday, Oct 26, 2016
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DAVID PUMPKINS IS HIS OWN THING
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Well, it’s been a big week. There’s a lot of stuff happening right now. We’re in an election season. The Cubs are in the World Series. 2Pac is about to get into the Rock and Roll Hall Of Fame. Which is going to blow so many minds when he gets in, by the way. But I want to talk the most important thing happening right now. The most important person happening right now. And that is David S. Pumpkins. I am fucking obsessed with that SNL skit right now. If you aren’t sure what I’m talking about, google Haunted Elevator SNL. I’ll wait… How fucking amazing is that?! I mean, I know it’s incredibly stupid. But also, it’s kinda
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Wednesday, Oct 12, 2016
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Your Favorite Show Got Canceled For A Reason
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So, here’s something fun. My company sent out an email yesterday asking us to offer suggestions for this year’s Christmas party. As we all know, giving me the chance to make decisions as to what a group of people should do is a terrible idea. So, here are the 100 percent real ideas I came up for the Christmas party. Enjoy! Laser tag Bowling Casa Bonita Give everyone a hundred dollars and the day off and let them do their own thing without being forced to make awkward small talk with people whose only common thread is they work in the same building. Beer Bust! And finally, an eightball of coke, a couple cases of Zima, and Led Zeppelin’s
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Wednesday, Oct 05, 2016
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For Me, Everyday Is Halloween
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Okay, to clarify these allegations of me not having lost my virginity yet are not true. I have to definitely lost my virginity. To another person even. So I don’t know where these stories came from, but they’re lies. That said though, if I could do it again, I would do it to that classical cover of Maps by the Yeah Yeah Yeahs. That song was beautiful. I mean, it’s a beautiful song already. But that version was really nice. Definitely virginity losing music. The other way I would like to do it is to go back and lose it to Ione Skye while listening to Peter Gabriel in the back of my car the summer after graduation. And then she’d give me a pen. And break
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Wednesday, Sep 28, 2016
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Same Goes For David Carradine
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Yes, Michael Hutchence is the eternal advocate for not masturbating with a belt around your neck. If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a thousand times, autoerotic asphyxiation is never safe. And if you do die while doing it, the first thing people will remember whenever you get brought up is the fact that you died jerking off with something around your neck. Just ask me. I don’t call that guy the lead singer of INXS anymore. I just remember the fact that he was whacking it while cutting off his oxygen supply and died. And now that guy from the Boomtown Rats has to raise his kid. Heathers will forever be one of my all-time favorite movies. Yeah, after the whole Columbine
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Wednesday, Sep 21, 2016
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I Hate Your Favorite Band
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The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is a joke. A fucking joke. There’s one major reason why I think it’s bullshit; the Replacements aren’t in it. The Replacements, one of the greatest most influential bands of the ‘80s has never been included in the Hall of Fame. Without them, you don’t have almost any of the great music of the last 30 years. I mean, have you ever heard the song “Bastards of Young?” Or “Unsatisfied?” Those songs are fucking brilliant. Not to mention “Alex Chilton” a pure slice of power pop joy about the great lead singer of Big Star. Who also aren’t in the Hall of Fame. But you know who is in the Hall
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I Don't Know Davey, Is It Jesus?
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Man, there is so much I could write about tonight. I’m riding this amazing wave of manic sleep deprived energy. I could write not just a blog post, but a blog memoir. A blog manifesto. Actually not that. That is a not great word to use when posting on the internet right now. Let’s start out with this. The following people are still alive; Celine Dion and Ringo Starr. I love when we do dead celebrity rounds, because I get to find out who you think is dead who is actually very much still alive. Unfortunately, we only had two tonight. But they were good ones. On the other hand, I found out that I got to break the news about Lou Reed dying to someone tonight. Even though it
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And Here Come The Pretzels
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I think it should be understandable that I’m a little distracted right now. You guys know me. I love football. And tonight, the Broncos are starting the season against the Panthers. This is the most important day of my late summer. So, forgive me if I go off topic and or freak the fuck out during it. Here’s what I love so much about last night’s quiz. We had a great crowd, we have video rounds again, albeit with TV shows that should have been canceled way before they were. But most of all… Most of all. We had a song clip of LCD Soundsystem. I fucking love that band. And All My Friends is an amazing song. In fact, I don’t  know why you’re reading
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Stop Giving Affleck Money
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This Is How We Do It is a song that has truly stood the test of time. I mean, can you hear that song and not want to get down? Or at the very least sing along? Montel Jordan was fucking amazing. And probably still is. I really don’t know what he’s up to these days. Or about any songs that he recorded other than that one. But still, it’s a really great song. We need to stop giving Ben Affleck money. I mean, I will admit that Argo was a great movie. But with all the Batman stuff right now… I mean, I personally have had enough of that. I miss Christian Bale. And I don’t care for the new Superman. At all. Okay, that’s it for today. I’m
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I actually trust the Onion more
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I want it to be clear that I have never read an article on Brietbart. And that’s because I don’t hate myself. That said, I would really  like to see that piece on teenage boys with tits and Ghostbusters. I mean, holy shit. That is definitely some fascinating shit right there. You know, in the way a schizophrenic smearing shit all over himself is fascinating. And yet I don’t think I’ll ever read it. Because it involves Ghostbusters. And one thing I know about Brietbart and Ghostbusters. When those two things come together, racist shit gets said about Leslie Jones. And for fuck’s sake, leave Leslie Jones alone. She’s funny and talented and doesn’t
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I Don't Know, I Thought The Hobbit Was Sexy Enough
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Holy shit, you guys! We are back. Yes, after a few weeks away from our beloved Wrangler, we are back in a brand new and super fucking beautiful new location. I won’t lie, I missed you all while we were on break. I had no idea what to do those Wednesdays, so mostly I would just get really drunk and yell questions at my neighbors while listening to the Grease 2 soundtrack. But now I’m back! And everything is right with the world. I thought long and hard about what the perfect barwarming gift would be. And then I realized the answer is so obvious, I can’t believe I didn’t think of it earlier. Porn! Porn is the perfect barwarming gift of just gift in general. If
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See You In The Car
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Well, that’s it, kids. Our last quiz at the Logan Wrangler. But let’s not be sad. In a few weeks we’ll be in our new digs at 31st and Downing. And it’s going to be awesome. In the meantime, we’ll just have a few Wednesdays to gaze into the abyss. Or maybe go outside or something. I’ll probably just sleep. So, Melania Trump sure likes to plagiarize stuff, huh? Almost as much as you enjoy having team names about Melania plagiarizing stuff. I was going to write a whole blog that was just Michelle Obama’s biography with Melania’s name inserted into it. But then I decided I was lazy and wanted to just talk about doing that. Which
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Do You Hear The People Quiz?
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I feel like Sweeney Todd could have supplied us with most of the people singing who can’t sing round. I mean, Helena Bonham Carter, Johnny Depp, and Alan Rickman? None of those people should be singing ever. And yes, I know Rickman is dead but that doesn’t change the fact that he couldn’t sing for shit. Yep, Professor Snape did not have the sort of voice that you wanted to hear sing show tunes. There I said it, and I refuse to take it back. Of all the late night talk show hosts over the years, my favorite will always be simple to name. It’s Space Ghost. Space Ghost is the only talk show you could ever need. Especially if you smoked a lot of pot in the ‘90s
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How Did I Forget Over The Top?
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What’s your favorite Sly Stallone movie? I know that’s a nearly impossible question to answer. I mean, it’s like asking who your favorite member of Bush’s cabinet was. The answer to that for me is obviously Wolfiwitz. I mean the way he licked that comb before using it? Awesome. Simply awesome. But favorite Stallone movie? That’s tough. My gut instinct is Cobra. Because crime is a disease a Cobra’s the cure. Pls I like tough cops in aviator sunglasses and leather jackets. In movies, not in real life. But then there’s Cliffhanger. That movie just fucking rules. And we can’t forget about Demolition Man. But we can forget about Judge Dredd. That
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Wednesday, Jun 29, 2016
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And Here Come The Pretzels
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I like you love Ferris Bueller. At least I did until I recently found out that the real life Ferris is an asshole. You see, the screenplay was based on a real life teen who was great at getting away with crazy shit and known throughout his town for being the coolest kid alive. And then he grew up. And got a job working for George W. Bush. Yep! Good old Ferris went on to be a Bush crony. Now, it’s less that he was a loveable scamp and more of a manipulative douchebag. So, that’s why I try not to invest too much in ‘80s movies. All I’m saying that if A Bug’s Life and Life of Pi were made into the same movie is that the ant would be fucked. That’s simply
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Wednesday, Jun 22, 2016
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Apologies To Willie Nelson
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Yeah, when we said we weren’t going to ask what was in Mr. Nelson’s BioWillie, I automatically assumed it was semen. I mean, I assume that anything with the word Willie in it will definitely contain cum. That’s why I never saw Free Willy. I didn’t want to see gallons of killer whale jizz on the screen. And now that SeaWorld is getting rid of the killer whale tanks, I think I made the right decision. Okay, serious time. Last night we raised 270 dollars for Equality Florida. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Company wide, Geeks Who Drink has raised around ten thousand dollars. And I am very happy that The Denver Wrangler could be a part of
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