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Centennial, CO
80016
Tuesday, Feb 14, 2017
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Setting The Mood With A Quizmaster
El Jeffe

Once again, it is Valentines' Day, and once again, I don't really care.  That being said, I'm not going to complain about a central theme tying a quiz together -- it's fun, and lets people create some fun categories. So if you were lucky enough to come out and hang you got all the lovey-dovey references, which should put a bow on the day.   Speaking of love, and also a bit of hate, I spent the remainder of the night going hog on my buddy's new Nintendo Classic. It turns out that I am not as good at old games as I remember, and this is starting to become a point of contention. On the other hand, I did manage to get the farthest in Double Dragon, so I'm feeling
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This is a bio:

I like to ride my motorcycle, even though other motorists scare the crap outta me.

I enjoy cooking, especially for friends. Alcohol is usually integral to this.

I read a lot, but mostly fiction. 

I have a crazy music collection. Music is awesome. Well, a lot of it at least.

I have seen tons of movies, and have a watched a few of those waaaay too many times.

I am just good enough at playing guitar to not completely suck at guitar.

I like getting to the tops of things, so climbing and hiking are my favorite outdoorsy stuff.

 

 

SCP-173 has gotten out of it's box. Don't close your eyes.


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Jackson's at Celebrity Lanes
15755 E Arapahoe Rd
Centennial, CO
80016
Tuesday, Jan 31, 2017
[Tuesdays @ 8:00 pm]
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For My Next Trick, I Will Destroy A God
El Jeffe

It's not every day you encounter a giant beast and then proceed to /slay it with extreme prejudice, and it's definitely not always accompanied by epic, dramatic music, and so since I have been playing Final Fantasy XV for a while and am at the part where I beat on stuff that's waaaay bigger than me I figured it would be appropriate to share that crazy music during our Gods and Monsters round. Speaking of monsters, check out that first sentence. Wow.    That being said, after reading some of the questions from that round, I'm super hyped to see the next Godzilla movie. i guess it might come out in the West at some point so I'm just chilling, waiting with
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This is a bio:

I like to ride my motorcycle, even though other motorists scare the crap outta me.

I enjoy cooking, especially for friends. Alcohol is usually integral to this.

I read a lot, but mostly fiction. 

I have a crazy music collection. Music is awesome. Well, a lot of it at least.

I have seen tons of movies, and have a watched a few of those waaaay too many times.

I am just good enough at playing guitar to not completely suck at guitar.

I like getting to the tops of things, so climbing and hiking are my favorite outdoorsy stuff.

 

 

SCP-173 has gotten out of it's box. Don't close your eyes.


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Jackson's at Celebrity Lanes
15755 E Arapahoe Rd
Centennial, CO
80016
Tuesday, Jan 24, 2017
[Tuesdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Lo, And His Wings Were Wax, And He Fell
El Jeffe

Well, it's been a work week and a half, and I have finally managed to beat Final Fantasy XV and accidentally kill my entire party with a cool new thing (shortly after acquiring said cool new thing). Luckily, I saved, and can now pretend like that never happened and seek out giant scary monsters in deep caves like some sort of ultimate badass. And now I have a mariachi outfit to wear while I summon weapons from the aether and warp around beating on stuff. This game is weird. I love it.   We learned all sorts of new stuff about physics and science in Round 6! That was my favorite, because science is awesome! We covered a bunch of stuff across
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This is a bio:

I like to ride my motorcycle, even though other motorists scare the crap outta me.

I enjoy cooking, especially for friends. Alcohol is usually integral to this.

I read a lot, but mostly fiction. 

I have a crazy music collection. Music is awesome. Well, a lot of it at least.

I have seen tons of movies, and have a watched a few of those waaaay too many times.

I am just good enough at playing guitar to not completely suck at guitar.

I like getting to the tops of things, so climbing and hiking are my favorite outdoorsy stuff.

 

 

SCP-173 has gotten out of it's box. Don't close your eyes.


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Jackson's at Celebrity Lanes
15755 E Arapahoe Rd
Centennial, CO
80016
Tuesday, Jan 10, 2017
[Tuesdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Pulled A Muscle… Virtually?
El Jeffe

Maybe it was because of the Xbox One, or maybe not -- in any case, I played a bunch of videogames over the last few days and I think I might have gotten a bit too into it. My right arm hurts, and I think I might have strained it while trying really hard to pull off a really awesome trick in Steep. It's just another sign that I'm getting old. I'm injuring myself ding nothing at all. I fear that if I'm not careful my elbow will fall off or something. Actual skiing? That'll probably kill me.   We really tested everybody's art knowledge with a round about all the very subtle details that might go unnoticed. I guess quizzers like art, though -- great scores on that
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This is a bio:

I like to ride my motorcycle, even though other motorists scare the crap outta me.

I enjoy cooking, especially for friends. Alcohol is usually integral to this.

I read a lot, but mostly fiction. 

I have a crazy music collection. Music is awesome. Well, a lot of it at least.

I have seen tons of movies, and have a watched a few of those waaaay too many times.

I am just good enough at playing guitar to not completely suck at guitar.

I like getting to the tops of things, so climbing and hiking are my favorite outdoorsy stuff.

 

 

SCP-173 has gotten out of it's box. Don't close your eyes.


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Jackson's at Celebrity Lanes
15755 E Arapahoe Rd
Centennial, CO
80016
Tuesday, Jan 03, 2017
[Tuesdays @ 8:00 pm]
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The Evil Snowy Bad Times Approacheth!
El Jeffe

Once again, the weather forecast has a alot of snow in the forecast, and once again, I fully expect traffic to be awesome tonight and tomorrow, so I'm just getting in the zone by playing the Snowy Mountain (or whatever it's called) expansion in Forza Horizon 3. If I'm gonna be honest, it doesn't necessarily not help with driving skills, maybe… I guess it just depends on the car! Anyways, screwing around in a world where you can rewind time like Prince of Persia while careening around in a crazy awesome -- I recommend playing it. And if you're gonna drive around, get some good tires. I mean that last bit. It's worth the money.   Scores started off pretty
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This is a bio:

I like to ride my motorcycle, even though other motorists scare the crap outta me.

I enjoy cooking, especially for friends. Alcohol is usually integral to this.

I read a lot, but mostly fiction. 

I have a crazy music collection. Music is awesome. Well, a lot of it at least.

I have seen tons of movies, and have a watched a few of those waaaay too many times.

I am just good enough at playing guitar to not completely suck at guitar.

I like getting to the tops of things, so climbing and hiking are my favorite outdoorsy stuff.

 

 

SCP-173 has gotten out of it's box. Don't close your eyes.


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Jackson's at Celebrity Lanes
15755 E Arapahoe Rd
Centennial, CO
80016
Tuesday, Dec 27, 2016
[Tuesdays @ 8:00 pm]
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In Which I Fabricate A Blog From Thin Air!
El Jeffe

Every story needs a beginning, and every blog needs an introductory paragraph. With out any specific thought of what to write about, the Author is forced to string together an overall meaningless jumble of words in a potentially pointless attempt to entice readers with tasty factoids and exciting information. This is that opening paragraph. I hope it has been entertaining.   What a doozy of a quiz! We had some categories that were definitely off the beaten path, and a bit more of a challenge. My favorite was the one where we tested people's pattern recognition by embedding the alphabet into the answers -- like a SECRET CODE OMG WOW! And in case you
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This is a bio:

I like to ride my motorcycle, even though other motorists scare the crap outta me.

I enjoy cooking, especially for friends. Alcohol is usually integral to this.

I read a lot, but mostly fiction. 

I have a crazy music collection. Music is awesome. Well, a lot of it at least.

I have seen tons of movies, and have a watched a few of those waaaay too many times.

I am just good enough at playing guitar to not completely suck at guitar.

I like getting to the tops of things, so climbing and hiking are my favorite outdoorsy stuff.

 

 

SCP-173 has gotten out of it's box. Don't close your eyes.


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Jackson's at Celebrity Lanes
15755 E Arapahoe Rd
Centennial, CO
80016
Tuesday, Dec 20, 2016
[Tuesdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Rogue Bug: A Cricket Story.
El Jeffe

I just got to my friends house, and after a few minutes hanging out he exclaims "how the fuck are you getting out?!" Turns out, his expensive, high tech enclosure for his lizard has these little vents that allow bugs to escape their impending doom at the hands of his gecko, [Darth] Clyde. [Clyde is a badass -- he's old as fuuuuck] Anyways, rebellion QUASHED.   I got to see Rogue One on Saturday, and that ish is the ISH, kid! I think it's my favorite Star Wars movie, because it feels more realistic overall than any of the others (with one glaring exception). Super awesome action, great characters, and pretty much what i wanted it to be. Ever play Halo: Reach?
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This is a bio:

I like to ride my motorcycle, even though other motorists scare the crap outta me.

I enjoy cooking, especially for friends. Alcohol is usually integral to this.

I read a lot, but mostly fiction. 

I have a crazy music collection. Music is awesome. Well, a lot of it at least.

I have seen tons of movies, and have a watched a few of those waaaay too many times.

I am just good enough at playing guitar to not completely suck at guitar.

I like getting to the tops of things, so climbing and hiking are my favorite outdoorsy stuff.

 

 

SCP-173 has gotten out of it's box. Don't close your eyes.


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Jackson's at Celebrity Lanes
15755 E Arapahoe Rd
Centennial, CO
80016
Tuesday, Dec 13, 2016
[Tuesdays @ 8:00 pm]
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STAY IN THE LINES PEOPLE
El Jeffe

I'm sitting here stuck in traffic while my buddy drives back from the motorcycle store. I don't know why it bugs me so much -- oh wait, yeah I do! I want to figure out a way to test traffic patterns and figure out what is the best framework for traffic to take the edge off. The problem is that I don't think coming up with a solution would take unless I could trick people on a massive scale.    Instead of regaling you with all the fun stuff that happened last night, I'm just gonna throw out the results. In the back, Ashley took third (I told them to pick a team name and they chose an actual name. This might get confusing if the  trend
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This is a bio:

I like to ride my motorcycle, even though other motorists scare the crap outta me.

I enjoy cooking, especially for friends. Alcohol is usually integral to this.

I read a lot, but mostly fiction. 

I have a crazy music collection. Music is awesome. Well, a lot of it at least.

I have seen tons of movies, and have a watched a few of those waaaay too many times.

I am just good enough at playing guitar to not completely suck at guitar.

I like getting to the tops of things, so climbing and hiking are my favorite outdoorsy stuff.

 

 

SCP-173 has gotten out of it's box. Don't close your eyes.


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Jackson's at Celebrity Lanes
15755 E Arapahoe Rd
Centennial, CO
80016
Tuesday, Dec 06, 2016
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This Week Is Fantastic, Finally
El Jeffe

After one of the longest summers ever, we finally have a significant stretch of cold weather. At the moment it's just 5º out, and to be honest i'm not thrilled -- I like being warm.   That being said, it lends an air of authenticity to the game I just started, called Steep. Its a game about snowboarding, skiing, parasailing and wingsuits, and its super fun, and all you have to do to make it really realistic is open the door while you play, and it's like you're actually there!   Or, you know, leave the door closed, heater on, and don't suffer unnecessarily! Drink some hot cocoa and then jump off a mountain and glide down
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This is a bio:

I like to ride my motorcycle, even though other motorists scare the crap outta me.

I enjoy cooking, especially for friends. Alcohol is usually integral to this.

I read a lot, but mostly fiction. 

I have a crazy music collection. Music is awesome. Well, a lot of it at least.

I have seen tons of movies, and have a watched a few of those waaaay too many times.

I am just good enough at playing guitar to not completely suck at guitar.

I like getting to the tops of things, so climbing and hiking are my favorite outdoorsy stuff.

 

 

SCP-173 has gotten out of it's box. Don't close your eyes.


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Jackson's at Celebrity Lanes
15755 E Arapahoe Rd
Centennial, CO
80016
Tuesday, Nov 29, 2016
[Tuesdays @ 8:00 pm]
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The Swedest Quiz Of The Year
El Jeffe

Yesterday, and today, have been completely consumed by the launch of Final Fantasy XV. I have been eagerly awaiting this game for a long time, and so far it is completely meeting my expectations. We'll see what happens as I get further, but this has been super fun.   The very first question of Round 1 just happened to have Sweden as the answer, and I just happend to arbitrarily pick a song by a band from Sweden to accompany the round. One of our quizzers asked if I did it intentionally, and even though I did not, I decided it would be fun to see if i could get through quiz only playing bands from sweden.    I managed.   Round
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This is a bio:

I like to ride my motorcycle, even though other motorists scare the crap outta me.

I enjoy cooking, especially for friends. Alcohol is usually integral to this.

I read a lot, but mostly fiction. 

I have a crazy music collection. Music is awesome. Well, a lot of it at least.

I have seen tons of movies, and have a watched a few of those waaaay too many times.

I am just good enough at playing guitar to not completely suck at guitar.

I like getting to the tops of things, so climbing and hiking are my favorite outdoorsy stuff.

 

 

SCP-173 has gotten out of it's box. Don't close your eyes.


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Jackson's at Celebrity Lanes
15755 E Arapahoe Rd
Centennial, CO
80016
Tuesday, Nov 22, 2016
[Tuesdays @ 8:00 pm]
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I'm Begin To Doubt Your Commitment To Sparkle Motion
El Jeffe

Last night was fun. Like, a really good time. There are a few reasons why, but to start, we had some non-standard rounds. That means, if you play regularly, that some of the rounds didn't follow the standard protocols that you might be used to by now. Like Round 2, where we knocked the title/artist paradigm right on its ass and tried to screw with the quizzers! Or the round where you only need to get one answer right to win, as long as it's the right answer!   Look, I like any situation where I get to mess with people and get paid, and also schädenfreude is a really great word that I like to use as much as possible, and you should just freaking google
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This is a bio:

I like to ride my motorcycle, even though other motorists scare the crap outta me.

I enjoy cooking, especially for friends. Alcohol is usually integral to this.

I read a lot, but mostly fiction. 

I have a crazy music collection. Music is awesome. Well, a lot of it at least.

I have seen tons of movies, and have a watched a few of those waaaay too many times.

I am just good enough at playing guitar to not completely suck at guitar.

I like getting to the tops of things, so climbing and hiking are my favorite outdoorsy stuff.

 

 

SCP-173 has gotten out of it's box. Don't close your eyes.


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Jackson's at Celebrity Lanes
15755 E Arapahoe Rd
Centennial, CO
80016
Tuesday, Nov 15, 2016
[Tuesdays @ 8:00 pm]
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More Like Geeks Who Freakin' PARTY!
El Jeffe

One of my favorite feelings is when I'm reading a book or watching a movie and one of the characters does something that is totally badass, and I can't help but pump my fist and celebrate. I got one of those while reading in my car right before quiz. Somebody materializing a knife out of midair on accident and whoopin' some ass just has that effect, I guess.    So I'm not surprised, but we had one round that was all about drugs and alcohol, and every team got every answer right. I know this thing is called Geeks Who Drink but we might need to change the name, since you guys, uh, know your "stuff", if you get my drift.    Sometimes
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This is a bio:

I like to ride my motorcycle, even though other motorists scare the crap outta me.

I enjoy cooking, especially for friends. Alcohol is usually integral to this.

I read a lot, but mostly fiction. 

I have a crazy music collection. Music is awesome. Well, a lot of it at least.

I have seen tons of movies, and have a watched a few of those waaaay too many times.

I am just good enough at playing guitar to not completely suck at guitar.

I like getting to the tops of things, so climbing and hiking are my favorite outdoorsy stuff.

 

 

SCP-173 has gotten out of it's box. Don't close your eyes.


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Jackson's at Celebrity Lanes
15755 E Arapahoe Rd
Centennial, CO
80016
Tuesday, Nov 08, 2016
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AMERICA. FOR BETTER OR FOR WORSE.
El Jeffe

Welp. It's election night. MIght as well talk about that, and say, WAY TO GO, AMERICA! YOU DID IT! I don't know what IT is, yet, but if it turns out to be good you can look back to this post and feel good, and if it's not so good, well, look at this post and feel bad.   Because either way, America: You deserve it. 4 years! YOU DID THIS. I reserve the right to be as vocal as I like as a result! The only thing I ask is to OWN YOUR VOTE. If you did good, be humble, and if you messed up, say so. I know I will. Wooo, politics!   Quiz was, well, fun! -- as it tends to be. Moving to Canada, held down the lead for most of
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This is a bio:

I like to ride my motorcycle, even though other motorists scare the crap outta me.

I enjoy cooking, especially for friends. Alcohol is usually integral to this.

I read a lot, but mostly fiction. 

I have a crazy music collection. Music is awesome. Well, a lot of it at least.

I have seen tons of movies, and have a watched a few of those waaaay too many times.

I am just good enough at playing guitar to not completely suck at guitar.

I like getting to the tops of things, so climbing and hiking are my favorite outdoorsy stuff.

 

 

SCP-173 has gotten out of it's box. Don't close your eyes.


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Jackson's at Celebrity Lanes
15755 E Arapahoe Rd
Centennial, CO
80016
Tuesday, Oct 25, 2016
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Hanging Out With Chokeago Fans
El Jeffe

Wow. what a missed opportunity. Ok, full disclosure, we had some Superfans in our midst, and that might have made quiz slightly more interesting by splitting the audio over to a side room, but I feel like it worked out OK… from the perspective of a quizmaster. DISCLAIMER: I have family members on both sides of the issue, and don't want to go into it, but…   WHAT A LUDICROUS DISPLAY THAT WAS!   I'm sorry, but I was really hoping that Chicago would tie it up in the Seventh, with that bases-loaded, full-count opportunity What an awesome chance, and yet it just… floated away. Inning 9 came close but just didn't deliver.
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This is a bio:

I like to ride my motorcycle, even though other motorists scare the crap outta me.

I enjoy cooking, especially for friends. Alcohol is usually integral to this.

I read a lot, but mostly fiction. 

I have a crazy music collection. Music is awesome. Well, a lot of it at least.

I have seen tons of movies, and have a watched a few of those waaaay too many times.

I am just good enough at playing guitar to not completely suck at guitar.

I like getting to the tops of things, so climbing and hiking are my favorite outdoorsy stuff.

 

 

SCP-173 has gotten out of it's box. Don't close your eyes.


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Jackson's at Celebrity Lanes
15755 E Arapahoe Rd
Centennial, CO
80016
Tuesday, Oct 18, 2016
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And Here Come The Pretzels
Cousin Chet

Hey everybody! It’s me! Not Jeff! I had a great time quizzing with you all last night. And if I upset you by not being Jeff or by anything I said, I apologize. Unless you’re a Cubs fan. In which case, go fuck yourself. Listen, I  have nothing against the Cubs organization. I just can’t stand their fans. They seem to wear the whole “loveable loser” thing as a badge of honor. But the thing is, a lot of the ones I have met aren’t actually from Chicago. They’re bandwagoneers. And yes, I don’t think that’s a real word, but I will use it anyway. And as for the fans who are actually from Chicago, they seem pretty arrogant about the
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AAAAHHHH!!! AH AH AAAAAHHH! OHMYGODWHATTHEYWHATTHEFUCKWHATFUCK!?!?!?!?!? NO! NOT THAT. ANYTHING BUT THAT! PLEASE OH GOD PLEASE! AAAAHHHH!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU? AAAAHHH!!! IT HURTS SO FUCKING BAD! WHY WON'T YOU JUST KILL ME? JUST LET ME DIE ALREADY, YOU FUCKING MONSTER! OH DEAR CHRIST WHAT IS THAT? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? NO. PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NO. AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Also enjoys the music of Steely Dan


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Jackson's at Celebrity Lanes
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Tuesday, Oct 11, 2016
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I'm Not Ready For The Cold Weather Yet!
El Jeffe

  So I'm sitting here writing this, and the temperature outside hasn't gotten much higher than 50 degrees or so, which is really bumming me out. I should probably be more bummed out the fact that we have had 70 degree weather all through September and October, and by what that signifies for the future of our planet and stuff, but right now it's more like I forgot to bring a heavier jacket and now I;m kind of cold and irritated about it. And I want to be wearing shorts! The really crazy thing about this is if the weather holds out like this through the end of the month we are going to see more of the risqué halloween costumes this year. Yes, there are always the die hard
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This is a bio:

I like to ride my motorcycle, even though other motorists scare the crap outta me.

I enjoy cooking, especially for friends. Alcohol is usually integral to this.

I read a lot, but mostly fiction. 

I have a crazy music collection. Music is awesome. Well, a lot of it at least.

I have seen tons of movies, and have a watched a few of those waaaay too many times.

I am just good enough at playing guitar to not completely suck at guitar.

I like getting to the tops of things, so climbing and hiking are my favorite outdoorsy stuff.

 

 

SCP-173 has gotten out of it's box. Don't close your eyes.