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Fort Worth, TX
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Tuesday, July 28, 2015
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Family Tree
Joel Wassner, Sandwich Lover

"Who is your Daddy, and what does he do?" This is the greatest line that Arnold Schwarzenegger has ever delivered. It is also a valuable question. For whatever it's worth, your family is your family. For thousands of years, and even farther back if you count non-humans, your ancestors all got laid and eventually it led to you. So, congratulations. Even if you're never lucky enough to get laid, at least your ancestors got busy.   Your family is your family though. We don't choose them, although many people probably wish they could do so. What's really interesting is all the stories that your family has that led to you. Stories that no one remembers anymore,
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What do you put in these spaces? I'm a 26 year old Hoosier, still trying to survive in Texas. I like pizza, sleeping, having fun, breathing, and other things like that. I do not like socks/shoes, brussel sprouts, anything from Wisconsin, and people who are dicks to other people. I never grew out of my dinosaur phase.

Go Cubs.


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1001 W Magnolia Ave
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Tuesday, July 21, 2015
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Sharks and Farts
OG QMotY

I'm here to make an announcement. Cub and I have decided to sell all our belongings, buy a sail boat, and sail to Bali. We've begun studying by watching all the important movies...most importantly Captain Ron. In preparation, I've started bedazzling a month's supply of eye patches. I should note that Cub is doing most of the actual studying of how to sail. I figure if he can do it, so can. I just found out his philosophy is "if the savages can do it, so can I." What could possibly go wrong?  Sharks and farts is what can go wrong. Cub and I will be living in very close quarters and a battle to death will be inevitable. At the very least a battle to someone sleeping in the dingy for the
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I was once named quizmaster of the year.  I had to pass the torch.  I will always be the original. I will always be your first, your last, your everything.


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1001 W Magnolia Ave
Fort Worth, TX
76104
Tuesday, July 14, 2015
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Dream Fan Fiction
OG QMotY

So, I have been watching a lot of Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D lately. Like a whole lot. Like I know I should really be doing other things, but I can't help but watch 'just one more episode.' Well, two nights ago I had some real strange crossover fan fiction between Agents and Arrow. So, I was in driving Lola with Oliver Queen. The bad guys were hot on our tail. We got cornered. I pressed the emergency button. The car took off on its own and proceeded to take out anything and
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I was once named quizmaster of the year.  I had to pass the torch.  I will always be the original. I will always be your first, your last, your everything.


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1001 W Magnolia Ave
Fort Worth, TX
76104
Tuesday, July 07, 2015
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Let Me Count The Ways
OG QMotY

Chimera Brewing, How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. I love thee for the beer and pizza and height My soul can reach, when drinking a cold pint. For the ends of Being and Cub's smiling face. I love thee to the level of everyday's Most quiet need, by sun and by the night. I love thee freely, as men strive for answers right; I love thee purely, especially on quiz days. I love thee with a passion for Byron's abuse Even on the nights when we want to stay late. I love thee with a love I can’t seem to diffuse Even with the most restraint, --- I love thee with the breath, Smiles, tears,
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I was once named quizmaster of the year.  I had to pass the torch.  I will always be the original. I will always be your first, your last, your everything.


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1001 W Magnolia Ave
Fort Worth, TX
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Tuesday, June 30, 2015
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Sometimes You Gotta "Just Do It"
OG QMotY

It's that time of year again. That post birthday lull that is only punctuated by intense bursts of heat only to be interrupted by occasional bursts of fireworks. My birthday was no different. We saw lasers and heard "the force" and there were explosions in the sky. All made better by Michael Phelps' 2nd favorite activity. The downside came on the walk back to the car. I opted to walk the length of University back to the car. Trust in the fact there was at least one stop where I told fellow Quizmaster Rachel Nichols to "go on without me." I'm close to being 100% again. I can feel it. You ass holes better look out.     
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I was once named quizmaster of the year.  I had to pass the torch.  I will always be the original. I will always be your first, your last, your everything.


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1001 W Magnolia Ave
Fort Worth, TX
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Tuesday, June 23, 2015
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Birthday Blog
OG QMotY

I'm preparing to embark on my 37th year. Which, I feel is a meaningless number. 37 isn't a milestone. It's a stumbling stone.  I'm going to write a few birthday haikus for you.  Hoping for the beston my 25th birthdayYep. Don't ask questions. It is birthday weekStop what you're doing. IT'S CAKE!Wait. I'm not sharing. A birthday haikuI mostly just want your giftsGive them to me now. I would like to say congratulations to What's the big deal? I say N words on podcasts all the time. They took home first
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I was once named quizmaster of the year.  I had to pass the torch.  I will always be the original. I will always be your first, your last, your everything.


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1001 W Magnolia Ave
Fort Worth, TX
76104
Tuesday, June 16, 2015
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Hey Guys, I Think Scott Stapp Needs A Hug
She Wolf

For real. He was the good boy Christian singer of a terrible band with a maybe drinking problem. Then, like, a real drinking problem. Now, he’s afraid people made of fire are coming to get him (you need to go watch that video he did, now!). Is this karma for Creed? I don’t know, I’m not an expert but I bet he needs a hug. You guys were on fire last night! We learned that  Scary Movie looks a lot like Scream. It does ...but that’s kind of the point. OH WELL! It didn’t trip you guys up at all. Really solid Rounds 2 and 8. Also you guys brought your A game with the team names...such a clever bunch of quizzers!!   Two Shades
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A little about me ... I'm a Ravenclaw, Neil Gaiman fan and expert cross stitcher of dirty words. My dogs are my children. I'm seven seasons in on Murder She Wrote and nothing will kill my love for J.B. Fletcher. I'm here to read quiz and drink craft beer, thankfully there's plenty of both.  


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1001 W Magnolia Ave
Fort Worth, TX
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Tuesday, June 09, 2015
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I'm Like Milo
OG QMotY

Or Otis. I'm not sure which one. I took a couple of weeks off and went on a mighty adventure. I went skydiving. I tried to go over Niagra Falls in a barrel. They wouldn't let me. Fun stealers - the whole lot of em. I also rode a donkey named Steve down to the bottom of the Grand Canyon. I ate beans out of the can. I hopped a train car and hung out with a hobo named Patches. I did that thing where you put on wings and get drug behind a boat so you can pretend to fly. I also managed to finish all 6 seasons of Oz and order from just about every restaurant that Enrees on Trays has to offer. I'm glad to be back and I will be even happier when I start to feel less tired. You guys made
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I was once named quizmaster of the year.  I had to pass the torch.  I will always be the original. I will always be your first, your last, your everything.


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Chimera Brewing Co (Formerly Zio Carlo Magnolia Brew Pub)
1001 W Magnolia Ave
Fort Worth, TX
76104
Tuesday, June 02, 2015
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The New Dance Sensation Sweeping The Nation...Drop Crotch
She Wolf

While Michelle is off having her own personal “How Stella Got Her Groove Back” moment (you go girl! You put you first) we had quiz! And quiz we did! I had no idea how deep your hatred runs for Goldfish crackers. For real. It might be the snack that smiles back but you guys just stare that fish cracker down and say “No thank you”. Apparently not all of you are white and eat at McDonald’s. Who knew? You guys sure know you “ethnic” food...but the exotic cuisine of jolly old England is not your cup of tea. (see what I did there?) If Bangers and Mash is something your butt is doing... I think you need to see a doctor. You guys were on fire
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A little about me ... I'm a Ravenclaw, Neil Gaiman fan and expert cross stitcher of dirty words. My dogs are my children. I'm seven seasons in on Murder She Wrote and nothing will kill my love for J.B. Fletcher. I'm here to read quiz and drink craft beer, thankfully there's plenty of both.  


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1001 W Magnolia Ave
Fort Worth, TX
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Tuesday, May 26, 2015
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Courteney Cox Will Forever Be in Our Hearts
She Wolf

I know you remember where you were when you heard the news that Cougar Town was going off the air. Where will we go for sassy ladies-who-are-over-40 jokes? Hot in Cleveland? That show is garbage. My sweet angels Courteney Cox, the facelift lady that was on Scrubs and the blonde one...what will you do now? What will I do? I hope our Spoiler Alert round
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A little about me ... I'm a Ravenclaw, Neil Gaiman fan and expert cross stitcher of dirty words. My dogs are my children. I'm seven seasons in on Murder She Wrote and nothing will kill my love for J.B. Fletcher. I'm here to read quiz and drink craft beer, thankfully there's plenty of both.  


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1001 W Magnolia Ave
Fort Worth, TX
76104
Tuesday, May 19, 2015
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Private Dicks
OG QMotY

Another great night at Chimera. Did you try the chocolate peanut butter creme brulee? No? You should have. You missed out. What did we learn tonight? We learned that Byron LOVES that song Butterfly by Crazy Town. I mean, how could you not?  Just look at these lyrics: Such a sexy, sexy pretty little thingFierce nipple pierce you got me sprung with your tongue ringand I ain't gonna lie cause your loving gets me highSo to keep you by my side there's nothing that I won't tryButterflies
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I was once named quizmaster of the year.  I had to pass the torch.  I will always be the original. I will always be your first, your last, your everything.


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1001 W Magnolia Ave
Fort Worth, TX
76104
Tuesday, May 12, 2015
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Chocolate Thunder
OG QMotY

Chocolate Thunder...no I'm not talking about NBA legend Darryl Dawkins. Nor am I talking about Outback's dessert menu. I'm also not talking about the PBR bull. I'm talking about the little known about sequel that is being talked about in Hollywood. The sequel to Tropic Thunder where they all go "full retard" and all of them wear black face. ALL OF THEM.
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I was once named quizmaster of the year.  I had to pass the torch.  I will always be the original. I will always be your first, your last, your everything.


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1001 W Magnolia Ave
Fort Worth, TX
76104
Tuesday, May 05, 2015
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No, You do it!
OG QMotY

It's CINCO DE DRINKO, Y'ALL....oh god. I'm sorry. I feel grosser having said that. Please accept my apologies. Nice. I'd like to thank everyone for spending their Mexican Independence Day at Chimera. That's what we were celebrating, right?  Any day is a good day for a margarita. We got this new website and it has that new website smell. I'm gonna spend some time test driving this bad boy. I'll see all of you next Tuesday! 
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I was once named quizmaster of the year.  I had to pass the torch.  I will always be the original. I will always be your first, your last, your everything.


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1001 W Magnolia Ave
Fort Worth, TX
76104
Tuesday, April 28, 2015
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This was bound to happen
OG QMotY

It is common knowledge that unicorns were once the sluts of the animal kingdom.  They fucked anything and everything they could get their hands on.  They single-handedly created 1/7 of the horned species we have in our animal kingdom today.  A unicorn once saw a pig looking all sexy rolling around in some mud and and just couldn’t help himself.  He had to fuck that
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I was once named quizmaster of the year.  I had to pass the torch.  I will always be the original. I will always be your first, your last, your everything.


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Chimera Brewing Co (Formerly Zio Carlo Magnolia Brew Pub)
1001 W Magnolia Ave
Fort Worth, TX
76104
Thursday, April 23, 2015
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Here There Be Pancake Monsters
She Wolf

Imagine a young woman walking alone down a darkened street. A breeze gently flutters her hair, there’s a rustling of leaves behind her. “Just the wind”, she thinks quicken her pace. No, there it is again...but this time it’s louder and closer. “ Do I smell maple syrup?” She turns and gets a soggy and delicious smack
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A little about me ... I'm a Ravenclaw, Neil Gaiman fan and expert cross stitcher of dirty words. My dogs are my children. I'm seven seasons in on Murder She Wrote and nothing will kill my love for J.B. Fletcher. I'm here to read quiz and drink craft beer, thankfully there's plenty of both.  


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1001 W Magnolia Ave
Fort Worth, TX
76104
Wednesday, April 15, 2015
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Reasons #byronsucks
OG QMotY

In case you weren't aware, Bartender Byron is terrible. Like truly terrible. Please help me in getting #byronsucks to trend on all social media sites. If you are looking for more proof to help you solidify your decision please peruse the following list at your leisure. He only pretends to old the elevator for people. But he's really pressing the close door button. One time you walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper on your shoe. Byron saw it and said nothing.  He has no problems drinking the last of the juice out of a carton and putting the carton back.  He's never claimed a fart in his entire life.  He gets all his important
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I was once named quizmaster of the year.  I had to pass the torch.  I will always be the original. I will always be your first, your last, your everything.