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Tuesday, Nov 24, 2015
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Communism
Joel Wassner, Sandwich Lover

Is communism really all that bad? Sure, it gets a bad rap, because of those crazy Ruskies and all that they did to pervert the name, but the idea of communism sounds great. Who doesn't want everyone in their society to be able to take care of themselves and have a decent house to live in with good food and stuff? Only assholes don't want that.   The problem with communism though, is that like everything else in the world, it is easily controlled and manipulated. People took advantage of the system. Corruption in a communist regime is so easily accomplished. It ruins the fun for everyone else. If people could just not game the system, communism
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What do you put in these spaces? I'm a 26 year old Hoosier, still trying to survive in Texas. I like pizza, sleeping, having fun, breathing, and other things like that. I do not like socks/shoes, brussel sprouts, anything from Wisconsin, and people who are dicks to other people. I never grew out of my dinosaur phase.

Go Cubs.


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1001 W Magnolia Ave
Fort Worth, TX
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Tuesday, Nov 17, 2015
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Birds!
Joel Wassner, Sandwich Lover

Birds are pretty awesome creatures living on our planet. I'm partial to all birds, except Grackles, because they are just annoying pests, but most other birds just fly around, do bird stuff, and don't bother people. This makes them pretty cool in my book. There are so many different kinds of birds too, who all do different kinds of bird stuff. Ducks just hang out in ponds eating bread. Parrots hang out in trees and talk to other birds. What's not to like? Owls, though, are exceptionally badass. Owls fly silently in the night, so they can sneak up on prey without them ever knowing what's coming. Owls can turn their heads up to 270 degrees. If you come across a group
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What do you put in these spaces? I'm a 26 year old Hoosier, still trying to survive in Texas. I like pizza, sleeping, having fun, breathing, and other things like that. I do not like socks/shoes, brussel sprouts, anything from Wisconsin, and people who are dicks to other people. I never grew out of my dinosaur phase.

Go Cubs.


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1001 W Magnolia Ave
Fort Worth, TX
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Tuesday, Nov 03, 2015
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Patriotism
Joel Wassner, Sandwich Lover

Patriotism is a weird thing. I mean, don't get me wrong. I love this country. USA all the fucking way, no doubt at all. I was born here, I will probably die here, and I'm fine with that. There are a lot worse places on Earth to die. America is still this bastion of freedom and liberty that exists in a world where freedom is an increasingly rare commodity.   But that's not to say that the United States of America hasn't fucked up once or twice. We did drop two atomic bombs on Japan, and to this day, we are the only nation to use a nuclear weapon in war. We invaded Iraq without sufficient cause, and there are several other incidents in our nations past
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What do you put in these spaces? I'm a 26 year old Hoosier, still trying to survive in Texas. I like pizza, sleeping, having fun, breathing, and other things like that. I do not like socks/shoes, brussel sprouts, anything from Wisconsin, and people who are dicks to other people. I never grew out of my dinosaur phase.

Go Cubs.


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Chimera Brewing Co (Formerly Zio Carlo Magnolia Brew Pub)
1001 W Magnolia Ave
Fort Worth, TX
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Tuesday, Oct 27, 2015
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Baseball
Joel Wassner, Sandwich Lover

The truth about baseball, is that it is unfair. That's not to say that the best team in the game doesn't generally win, that's certainly not the case. But it does mean that funny things happen, that can't always be predicted.   For instance, someone can get a good, solid hit on the bat and the ball can end up anywhere on the field. Sometimes if the batter is right-handed, and he gets out in front of the pitch, it can end up in left field. Sometimes it will end up in right field. Sometimes it will get hit exactly to where the defender is, even though the hitter made solid contact on the ball. There's really not predicting the game.   Worst
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What do you put in these spaces? I'm a 26 year old Hoosier, still trying to survive in Texas. I like pizza, sleeping, having fun, breathing, and other things like that. I do not like socks/shoes, brussel sprouts, anything from Wisconsin, and people who are dicks to other people. I never grew out of my dinosaur phase.

Go Cubs.


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1001 W Magnolia Ave
Fort Worth, TX
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Tuesday, Oct 13, 2015
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Sleep
Joel Wassner, Sandwich Lover

Sleep is amazing. Did you know scientists don't even know why any of us sleep? Of course, sleep is necessary for survival, as anyone without a good night's rest will be able to tell you. However the exact purpose of sleep, and what it does to the body, remains a mystery. But you know you need it. You ever see someone when they haven't slept in more than a day? They get all crazy and delirious. If you force yourself to stay up, even after your body tries to force sleep onto you, you can even start to hallucinate.   I love sleep though, and I'll always try to sleep as much as possible. Just give me a blanket, a pillow, and a bed and I'm out like a light, completely ignorant
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What do you put in these spaces? I'm a 26 year old Hoosier, still trying to survive in Texas. I like pizza, sleeping, having fun, breathing, and other things like that. I do not like socks/shoes, brussel sprouts, anything from Wisconsin, and people who are dicks to other people. I never grew out of my dinosaur phase.

Go Cubs.


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1001 W Magnolia Ave
Fort Worth, TX
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Tuesday, Oct 06, 2015
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Phantoms
Joel Wassner, Sandwich Lover

Going to see movies in high school is like some rite of passage. I remember going to see several movies while I was in high school, and not all of them were good. The first movie I ever took a girl too was National Treasure. I did the stereotypical dinner and movie thing for this girl Andie. The dinner was shit, but the movie was Nic Cage at his best. We held hands, and cuddled and shit it was great. That same girl made me go see Phantom of the Opera while it was in theaters 3 separate times. THREE. TIMES. It wasn't even a good movie. She was a theatre nerd, though, and she was in love with Andrew Lloyd Webber musicals. It was dreadful seeing Gerard
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What do you put in these spaces? I'm a 26 year old Hoosier, still trying to survive in Texas. I like pizza, sleeping, having fun, breathing, and other things like that. I do not like socks/shoes, brussel sprouts, anything from Wisconsin, and people who are dicks to other people. I never grew out of my dinosaur phase.

Go Cubs.


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Chimera Brewing Co (Formerly Zio Carlo Magnolia Brew Pub)
1001 W Magnolia Ave
Fort Worth, TX
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Tuesday, Sep 29, 2015
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Baseball
Joel Wassner, Sandwich Lover

Baseball is truly America's game. Before I was even a conscious entity, my parents were taking me to baseball games, specifically, games at Bush Stadium for the Indianapolis Indians. I don't remember all the games they took me to, but there are certain things that I remember. Like Wrigley Field in Chicago, there was an ivy wall in the outfield. Whenever the opposing pitcher was taken out of the game, they would play Ray Charles' "Hit the Road, Jack". There was also a really loud vendor that would yell in a weird accent, "PEA-NUTS! CRA-KAH-JACK!". I don't know why he said Cracker Jack like that, but it was memorable.   I hope that if/when I have kids, I can take them out
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What do you put in these spaces? I'm a 26 year old Hoosier, still trying to survive in Texas. I like pizza, sleeping, having fun, breathing, and other things like that. I do not like socks/shoes, brussel sprouts, anything from Wisconsin, and people who are dicks to other people. I never grew out of my dinosaur phase.

Go Cubs.


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Chimera Brewing Co (Formerly Zio Carlo Magnolia Brew Pub)
1001 W Magnolia Ave
Fort Worth, TX
76104
Tuesday, Sep 22, 2015
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Misty Water Colored Memories
OG QMotY

Nearly three years ago I got an email from Geeks Who Drink corporate offices asking me if I wanted to take on a Sunday night quiz at this little place called Zio Carlo Magnolia Brew Pub. Despite the alarmingly long name, I took it on. I let all my quizzers know that I would be celebrating my two year anniversary as a quizmaster kicking off this new venue on Magnolia that we knew nothing about. Everyone came out to celebrate. Some were baffled by the lack of Miller Lite and jello shots, but we persevered.  We went through low nights and high nights. We hosted a KICK ASS Doctor Who quiz that had a 2 page feature in the Fort Worth Star Telegram.
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I was once named quizmaster of the year.  I had to pass the torch.  I will always be the original. I will always be your first, your last, your everything.


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1001 W Magnolia Ave
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Tuesday, Sep 15, 2015
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My Inappropriate Relationship With Music
OG QMotY

For as long as I can remember, I've always had a weird love of music. From my first ukuele and my constant singing of "Tiny Bubbles" to my love of the gross song "Turn Down For What" by DJ Snake and everything in between. When I was around 8, my favorite song was "Greatest Love of All" by Whitney Houston. I traveled around with my dad that summer and every jukebox I came across I would play $1 worth of music...which happened to equal 4 plays of "Greatest Love of All" by Whitney Houston. I just assumed because I loved the song, everyone would love the song. Even the middle aged men in the truck stop in rural Idaho. As I got older, I would like to say I got better taste in music, but I'm
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I was once named quizmaster of the year.  I had to pass the torch.  I will always be the original. I will always be your first, your last, your everything.


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1001 W Magnolia Ave
Fort Worth, TX
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Tuesday, Sep 08, 2015
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What if X-files and Downtown Abbey had a Baby?
She Wolf

Unfortunately, Michelle was trapped in evil clutches of the O’Hare Airport so you had to suffer through quiz with me, just kidding! I know I’m your favorite substitute Quizmaster. All in all it was a pretty good quiz! We had discussions about anal sex, abortions, and vaccines. But most importantly, a lot of you thought the 8-bit version of the Downtown Abbey theme was the X-Files theme. Which got me thinking, what if Agent Mulder and Agent Scully visited Downtown Abbey? Would there be an alien in the silver cabinet? Would one of the maids actually turn out to be a flesh eating virus taken human form? Who would win in a resting bitch face contest?
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A little about me ... I'm a Ravenclaw, Neil Gaiman fan and expert cross stitcher of dirty words. My dogs are my children. I'm seven seasons in on Murder She Wrote and nothing will kill my love for J.B. Fletcher. I'm here to read quiz and drink craft beer, thankfully there's plenty of both.  


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1001 W Magnolia Ave
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Tuesday, Sep 01, 2015
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Accidentally Swiped The Wrong Way on Tindr
OG QMotY

Ay gurl, Picture this: I'm on the toilet, Tindering hard like you know I do, when suddenly BAM. A sweet sugarfaced angelchild babydoll honeypie shows up on my Tinder. I am so in awe of your gorgeousity that I accidentally swipe you left and drop a dook without even grying at the very same time. Instantly, my mind says "MY GOD! What have I done?" just like David Byrne in the classic and oh so apt Talking Heads tune Once in A Lifetime. I'm so depressed I get off the toilet without even wiping and go lay down in a dark cupboard that I can squeeze into if I bend my legs just right and kinda wedge in at a weird angle. 
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I was once named quizmaster of the year.  I had to pass the torch.  I will always be the original. I will always be your first, your last, your everything.


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1001 W Magnolia Ave
Fort Worth, TX
76104
Tuesday, Aug 25, 2015
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Don't Be Afraid
OG QMotY

I've discovered that people live in fear of a lot of things. This fear keeps people from enjoying the best things in life. Things you'll never know the joy of. Here's a list of things to not be afraid of. 1. Dancing wide. Sometimes you gotta stretch AND dance. Trust me. It feels good to dance like you're a toddler. Get back to those preschool roots where you didn't worry if you looked fat or if some dude was gonna grind on you during the next R Kelly song. Feel free. It
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I was once named quizmaster of the year.  I had to pass the torch.  I will always be the original. I will always be your first, your last, your everything.


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Chimera Brewing Co (Formerly Zio Carlo Magnolia Brew Pub)
1001 W Magnolia Ave
Fort Worth, TX
76104
Tuesday, Aug 18, 2015
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Sometimes We Have Problems With The Rules…
She Wolf

Sometimes We Have Problems With The Rules…   I get it...free beer coupons are exciting. A free beer? For knowing the answer to a question? It’s like playing the slot machines! SO AWESOME! What isn’t awesome is changing your team name each round so as to “trick you into giving us more beer coupons”. Sorry I spoiled your fun, but I do like that your hope springs eternal. It just ain’t gonna work. WOW! While Michelle was out getting her dance on, we played some pretty intense quiz! Y’all had some trouble with songs
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A little about me ... I'm a Ravenclaw, Neil Gaiman fan and expert cross stitcher of dirty words. My dogs are my children. I'm seven seasons in on Murder She Wrote and nothing will kill my love for J.B. Fletcher. I'm here to read quiz and drink craft beer, thankfully there's plenty of both.  


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1001 W Magnolia Ave
Fort Worth, TX
76104
Tuesday, Aug 11, 2015
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Dinner With Cub
OG QMotY

I sat down with Cub  last night after the quiz and got to ask him all the hard hitting questions you've all been wondering about.  On average, how many times a week do you hurt yourself trying to dance in the shower? Hurt is a relative term. But if I had to guess? On average...4 times a week are minor slips and  2 complete falls. So a total of 6. That’s a lot. I like to drink in the shower.   What’s the most money you’ve ever drunkenly spent at a fast food joint?
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I was once named quizmaster of the year.  I had to pass the torch.  I will always be the original. I will always be your first, your last, your everything.


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1001 W Magnolia Ave
Fort Worth, TX
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Tuesday, Aug 04, 2015
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This Blog Get Me My Squirrel Badge
OG QMotY

Ahh...Tuesday nights. My favorite night of the week. It is the night we get to learn things. We get to share.  We get to love. Last night I learned that you guys don't know shit about the Boy Scouts or their classifications. I'm pretty sure squirrel isn't a classification. Maybe it is. Does it come in between Doable and Webelow?  We also learned that your lungs weigh more than your small intestines. Now you can blame your fat ass on your lungs. That's how it works, right? Last, but certainly not least, we learned that Billy Madison is a great fucking movie.   Awkward Family Gangbang Photos is back! And they're here for ALL your points!  Congrats
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I was once named quizmaster of the year.  I had to pass the torch.  I will always be the original. I will always be your first, your last, your everything.


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1001 W Magnolia Ave
Fort Worth, TX
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Tuesday, Jul 28, 2015
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Family Tree
Joel Wassner, Sandwich Lover

"Who is your Daddy, and what does he do?" This is the greatest line that Arnold Schwarzenegger has ever delivered. It is also a valuable question. For whatever it's worth, your family is your family. For thousands of years, and even farther back if you count non-humans, your ancestors all got laid and eventually it led to you. So, congratulations. Even if you're never lucky enough to get laid, at least your ancestors got busy.   Your family is your family though. We don't choose them, although many people probably wish they could do so. What's really interesting is all the stories that your family has that led to you. Stories that no one remembers anymore,
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What do you put in these spaces? I'm a 26 year old Hoosier, still trying to survive in Texas. I like pizza, sleeping, having fun, breathing, and other things like that. I do not like socks/shoes, brussel sprouts, anything from Wisconsin, and people who are dicks to other people. I never grew out of my dinosaur phase.

Go Cubs.