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Thursday, Aug 18, 2016
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Scary Lucy
Johnna

Remember that bonus question about Lucille Ball’s new and improved statue? I wasn’t kidding about the old one, guys. It is absolutely TERRIFYING. I’ve included a link here so you can see it for yourself. Oh wait, that’s just a hilarious meme about the whole situation. Here’s the real link. Apparently members of Lucy’s family cried tears of gratitude at the unveiling of the new statue,
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Sometimes I teach the fine youth of America about the joys of reading and overdue fines. Sometimes I drink at a bar with a mic in front of me and ask people trivial questions about the meaning of life. What a life I lead.


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Thursday, Aug 11, 2016
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Favorite Kevin Bacon Movie? Tremors.
Johnna

If you’re a long time reader of this blog, as I’m sure you all are, you’ll remember my rental market woes from a few weeks back. Well dear readers, you’ll be glad to know that I’ve moved into my new place and couldn’t be happier. Except for the spiders. Oh and that we don’t have internet or TV or even a fucking microwave yet. Do you even know what it’s like to try to reheat green curry leftovers on the stove?! The rice starts to burn before the tofu can warm all the whole way through and I can’t even watch Buffy reruns to make myself feel better about it. I’m going a bit crazy. Yesterday I started telling my roommate’s
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Sometimes I teach the fine youth of America about the joys of reading and overdue fines. Sometimes I drink at a bar with a mic in front of me and ask people trivial questions about the meaning of life. What a life I lead.


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Thursday, Aug 04, 2016
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Avoid the Noid
Johnna

I like a lot of things about being your Quizmaster. I get to drink pink cocktails while playing music I like and pretending to be the smartest person in the room. But one of my very favorite things is reading your wrong answers throughout the night. Seriously. There is nothing better than a well-placed “Your Mom” or a made up celebrity name like Richard (Dick) Weed on an answer sheet. Tonight, dear quizzers, you did not disappoint (Team Left Table, I’m looking at you). I especially liked a question in R4 when a team completed an analogy thusly: New Orleans is to Mardi Gras as Rio is to…. Zika! Look, I think we can all agree that Zika is basically
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Sometimes I teach the fine youth of America about the joys of reading and overdue fines. Sometimes I drink at a bar with a mic in front of me and ask people trivial questions about the meaning of life. What a life I lead.


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Thursday, Jul 28, 2016
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Buffy Would Be Proud
Johnna

If you’re a regular reader of my oh-so-popular blog, you already know of my undying affection for Buffy and the Scooby gang. It feels appropriate tonight of all nights, that we took a moment to reflect on who Buffy ended up with in the epic finale of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. So much of the show is the centered around the heart wrenching love triangle between Buffy and her dead lovers, but when the camera takes it’s last close up of that adorably snarky face, Buffy was alone.  Or was she? In those final moments Buffy finds herself without a man, but instead surrounded by other badass slayers just like herself. She no longer has to carry the weight of the world on her
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Sometimes I teach the fine youth of America about the joys of reading and overdue fines. Sometimes I drink at a bar with a mic in front of me and ask people trivial questions about the meaning of life. What a life I lead.


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Thursday, Jul 21, 2016
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Ought not forget the Noughty Aughts.
Johnna

Had you guys ever heard of the late-aughts before? It was in that question about Wentworth Miller and armed robbery and what not. I guess I missed the memo, but the aughts are what we call those awkward, butterfly clipped years between 2000 and 2009. That's neat and all, but I’ve discovered that the UK and Australia have been using another term that I like more than the aughts. They call it the noughties (from nought, which is word for zero). It just makes those years sound so scandalous. This is yet another example of all the things I learn at the ol’ GWD pub quiz each week. The thirst for knowledge and beer is real, ya’ll. Tonight my genius quizzers also told
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Sometimes I teach the fine youth of America about the joys of reading and overdue fines. Sometimes I drink at a bar with a mic in front of me and ask people trivial questions about the meaning of life. What a life I lead.


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Thursday, Jul 14, 2016
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The Dawn Of A New Era
Johnna

Was it just last week that our thumbs were the only things engaged in our quest for app-driven entertainment? Seems like a lifetime ago. But I for one am glad I experienced it. I’ll be able to pass on the stories of life before Pokémon Go to future generations. Those rascals need to know what it was like before Nintendo paved the way to a world with no barriers between reality and technology. I can picture it now. There I am all old and wrinkly, gazing out at Earth from my vacation home on the Moon. The grandkids have just returned from a day trip to the Space Zoo and I will insist on boring them with tales of life before self-driving cars, robot servants, and apps that
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Sometimes I teach the fine youth of America about the joys of reading and overdue fines. Sometimes I drink at a bar with a mic in front of me and ask people trivial questions about the meaning of life. What a life I lead.


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Thursday, Jul 07, 2016
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I Know Who I Want To Take Me Home
Johnna

If you’ve been to a few of these quiz nights, you may have noticed that someone at the Geeks Who Drink writer’s table is loving Semisonic lately. More specifically, they can’t get enough of “Closing Time.” But who can blame them? It’s a catchy tune about that time of night that the GWD fam is all too familiar with. …Or is it? I did a little research** and discovered this song is actually about the birth of band member Dan Wilson’s first child. Yeah, you read that right. He’s quoted as saying that childbirth is like "being sent forth from the womb as if by a bouncer clearing out a bar.” Thanks Dan Wilson, if I ever have children,
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Sometimes I teach the fine youth of America about the joys of reading and overdue fines. Sometimes I drink at a bar with a mic in front of me and ask people trivial questions about the meaning of life. What a life I lead.


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Thursday, Jun 30, 2016
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House for Rent
Johnna

It's that time of year guys. School's out, sun's out, and your lease is up. Time to battle through the clusterfuck that is the Seattle rental market. I've lived in three different states over the past few years so I am no stranger to the rental game. Seattle absolutely gets the trophy for being the most annoying place to find housing. But I want to spare you, my dear quizzers, of some of the pain that I have experienced and pass on my knowledge of real estate lingo: "House for Rent" - Could also be an apartment, a garage, a shed, a vacation rental scam, or a cardboard box on the side of the street. "Cozy"-  Small. So small that you can touch opposite walls of the bedroom
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Sometimes I teach the fine youth of America about the joys of reading and overdue fines. Sometimes I drink at a bar with a mic in front of me and ask people trivial questions about the meaning of life. What a life I lead.


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Thursday, Jun 23, 2016
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How can I get in touch with Corey Lewandowski?
Johnna

We were reminded tonight that our illustrious Republican Party leader has fired his campaign manager Corey Lewandowski. Do what you want Trump, but I think you made a mistake. And because I know you guys care so much about my political ideas, I’ll tell you why. As I’m typing this up, I’m catching up on some Jimmy Kimmel, specifically a segment where he hit the streets asking Trump supporters what Trump would have to do to lose their vote. Basically everyone said there is nothing he could do to change their mind. This includes Trump growing a Hitler mustache, shooting someone in the streets, or getting a tattoo on his forehead that said “SIT HERE LADIES”. Obviously,
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Sometimes I teach the fine youth of America about the joys of reading and overdue fines. Sometimes I drink at a bar with a mic in front of me and ask people trivial questions about the meaning of life. What a life I lead.


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Thursday, Jun 16, 2016
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<3 Team Angel <3
Johnna

Before we talk about anything else, I need to take a moment to fangirl. You see, I was raised in a very conservative household and was forbidden to watch anything with witchcraft or violence or femme fatale characters. So Buffy was certainly not a part of my adolescence. But just last year, she and her crew of freaks became a part of my adulthood. While suffering through an exceptionally snowy Connecticut winter, I stumbled across Buffy on Netflix. It was love at first sight. I devoured all the seasons. Including, of course, the spin-off show Angel. I went so far as to research the order to watch each show so you never miss a crossover plotline. Believe it or not, none of my friends
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Sometimes I teach the fine youth of America about the joys of reading and overdue fines. Sometimes I drink at a bar with a mic in front of me and ask people trivial questions about the meaning of life. What a life I lead.


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Thursday, Jun 09, 2016
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Virginia, Virginia, Virginia...
Johnna

We are no strangers to the scandalous lives of our politicians. We can’t get enough of Presidential BJs, Weiner and his weiner, or more recently Trump’s obsession with Ivanka. Look, I get it. I love nothing more than coming home after work and listening to Trevor Noah’s adorable accent tell me the most current reasons I should consider moving to an island and starting my own country. But still…… Nothing will ever top a state being named after a Queen’s “unpenetrable nether regions.” Why do people even know that about her?! Honestly, it gives me hope. When I think that we have reached a new low in exploiting the
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Sometimes I teach the fine youth of America about the joys of reading and overdue fines. Sometimes I drink at a bar with a mic in front of me and ask people trivial questions about the meaning of life. What a life I lead.


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Thursday, Jun 02, 2016
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I'm no photographer... but I can picture us together.
Johnna

*In honor of the very punny Round 4, I will be incorporating 7 different puns into this blog post. Can you spot them all? I know, I know. It’s cheesy, but I feel grate about it.* Believe it or not, I’m not just a Quizmaster. I have a day job. I like this day job, but I don’t like getting up at 6:00 am every morning to be there on time. After a late night of quizzing I don’t always get up at that exact time, so I have to make some shortcuts in my morning routine. For example, I throw on some tennies with Velcro fasteners to eliminate that pesky 5-10 seconds of tying my shoes. You may think Velcro is a rip off, but I would absolutely disagree. I also skip making
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Sometimes I teach the fine youth of America about the joys of reading and overdue fines. Sometimes I drink at a bar with a mic in front of me and ask people trivial questions about the meaning of life. What a life I lead.


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Thursday, May 26, 2016
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There's a new bromance brewing... Obamain? Bourbama?
Johnna

Well guys, I’m proud of each and every one of you. That was a tough quiz and you killed it. I was so intrigued by Round 4 (that one where you got the author and a review and had to name the book) that I checked out this alleged One Star Review’s Tumblr page that the questions were pulled from. I have to tell you, I was not disappointed. Here’s a few of my favorites: Corduroy by Don Freeman- “Overall, disturbing and unamerican.” Heidi by Johanna Spyri- “I’ll stick to the Clifford the Big Red Dog series. He’s got more personality in his left paw than this cold, Nordic waif has in her whole body.” Brown
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Sometimes I teach the fine youth of America about the joys of reading and overdue fines. Sometimes I drink at a bar with a mic in front of me and ask people trivial questions about the meaning of life. What a life I lead.


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Thursday, May 19, 2016
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Gawd, I'm so glad Barbie and Ken are back together.
Johnna

First and foremost, we’ll miss you QM Chris. You’ve given the Georgetown Liquor Company countless hours of entertainment and enough trivia to win Jeopardy ten times over during the past year and you won’t soon be forgotten. These are big shoes to fill, but I’ll try my best.   The good news is that if you want to see Chris’ smiling face again you can head down to Magnolia Village Pub on Wednesdays at 8pm and catch him QMing there! Woohoo! Now on to tonight’s festivities. Thanks for welcoming me to the venue and keeping me on my toes. What a night it was! Here’s the quick recap:   The Crotch Potato’s name
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Sometimes I teach the fine youth of America about the joys of reading and overdue fines. Sometimes I drink at a bar with a mic in front of me and ask people trivial questions about the meaning of life. What a life I lead.


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Thursday, May 12, 2016
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I Missed My Mic Drop Moment
ChristopherRounsville

Although, for the sake of those that work behind the scenes, never drop a microphone.  Is it really worth the cost of your equipment to look cool in front of the crowd?  It’s been quite a ride Georgetown Liquor Company.  From first coming to take the helm of Garth, who still owes me a bottle of elderberry wine by the way, to now passing the mint condition microphone to the lovely and talented Johnna you are to thank for my development as a QuizMaster.  From the days of 2 Dazed to the times with Darth Buddha, I thank you for the memories and know you’re in good hands going into the future! QUIZ NIGHT! I
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Thursday, May 05, 2016
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Who Sticks There Hand Into An Open Wound?
ChristopherRounsville

Welcome back everyone! Look, I know you've all been busy enjoying this fantastic weather. Believe me, if I could choose to be in the summer time shine as opposed to the confides of a bar for quiz night, I'd react like that little tortilla selling girl and ask, "Why not both"? I my head there is cheers and applause, buy in reality those are load baring walls and not a feasible project.  BRING MY MY SLEDGE! QUIZ NIGHT! San Diego brought it's best, and there was nothing we could do about it. San Diego's Best bested the best GLC had to offer this week as not even the Georgetown Trash Cat or feisty Ground Squirrel
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