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Beau Jo's (Fort Collins)
100 North College Avenue
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Monday, Jul 18, 2016
[Mondays @ 7:00 pm]
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It Burns @ BEAU JO'S!!!
Andizzle fo' Shizzle

If it burns when you pee, you might have an issue. But fortunately, many of you know the telltale signs of it, so good for you for having terrible STDs whilst being informed. And knowing is half the battle. The other half is antibiotics, latex protection, and staying the hell away from Colfax. YO JOE!   Things we learned this week: - The sequel to Jaws was not JEWS, because if it were, I totally would have seen it. - Please don’t actually drop microphones; they’re expensive. - Matisyahu is rolling in his grave… even though he isn’t dead. - Only 164 more days of the year to go! That’s roughly
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Why yes, Andizzle fo' Shizzle is in fact my legit, legal name (as soon as I change it). Fo' rizzle, bizzle. I've hosted over 700 quizzes since 2008 and have written around 1,000 of our rounds. I'm also a vegetarian, a Jew, and a god damned pretty, pretty princess.

I kick ass and sometimes take names where appropriate; Quizmaster extraordinaire and all around nerd, I host the weekly quiz with both fury and pomp. If you ever find youself in need of a good beating in Halo, tetherball, or a good ole' fashioned PBR chugoff, feel free to let me know.

You can learn a little more about my messed up brain over at my Meet Your Quizmaster interview.

Check out Northern Colorado's Facebook page @ www.facebook.com/NoCoGeeksWhoDrink

I also write beer reviews and articles @ www.PorchDrinking.com

And if you so desire, I can also be found on The Facebooks or on The Twitters, Xbox Live, Steam, League of Legends, Battle.net, and your Mom's house.


--------------- Quiz Schedule ---------------

Beau Jo's Pizza
205 N College Ave
Mondays @ 7:00pm

Pour Brothers Community Tavern
18220 Linden St
Tuesdays @ 8:00pm

Illegal Pete's
320 Walnut St Wednesdays @ 8:00pm

The Mainline Ale House
125 S College Ave
Thursdays @ 7:00pm


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Beau Jo's (Fort Collins)
100 North College Avenue
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Monday, Jul 11, 2016
[Mondays @ 7:00 pm]
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We're Back @ BEAU JO'S!!!
Andizzle fo' Shizzle

Oh hi there! We took last week off from quiz due to celebrations of these here United States by eating processed meats and consuming copious amounts of AMERICA while exploding things. It was really a magical night. But alas, we are now back to our regularly scheduled programming, and this week we brought you Picasso’s full 23-word name: Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso. Sadly, Kanye West’s real name is just Kanye West.   Things we learned this week: - The more silent, the more deadly. - Nobody remembers
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Why yes, Andizzle fo' Shizzle is in fact my legit, legal name (as soon as I change it). Fo' rizzle, bizzle. I've hosted over 700 quizzes since 2008 and have written around 1,000 of our rounds. I'm also a vegetarian, a Jew, and a god damned pretty, pretty princess.

I kick ass and sometimes take names where appropriate; Quizmaster extraordinaire and all around nerd, I host the weekly quiz with both fury and pomp. If you ever find youself in need of a good beating in Halo, tetherball, or a good ole' fashioned PBR chugoff, feel free to let me know.

You can learn a little more about my messed up brain over at my Meet Your Quizmaster interview.

Check out Northern Colorado's Facebook page @ www.facebook.com/NoCoGeeksWhoDrink

I also write beer reviews and articles @ www.PorchDrinking.com

And if you so desire, I can also be found on The Facebooks or on The Twitters, Xbox Live, Steam, League of Legends, Battle.net, and your Mom's house.


--------------- Quiz Schedule ---------------

Beau Jo's Pizza
205 N College Ave
Mondays @ 7:00pm

Pour Brothers Community Tavern
18220 Linden St
Tuesdays @ 8:00pm

Illegal Pete's
320 Walnut St Wednesdays @ 8:00pm

The Mainline Ale House
125 S College Ave
Thursdays @ 7:00pm


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Beau Jo's (Fort Collins)
100 North College Avenue
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Monday, Jun 27, 2016
[Mondays @ 7:00 pm]
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Makin' Up Words @ BEAU JO'S!!!
Andizzle fo' Shizzle

Apparently if you’ve got a sick enough beat, you can just blab away nonsense over a microphone and people will pay you millions of dollars. It worked for Silento, it worked for the B-52, and soon it will work for me. Here’s a what my album will entail: 'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe; All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe. "Beware the Jabberwock, my son! The jaws that bite, the claws that catch! Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun The frumious Bandersnatch!" He took his vorpal sword in hand: Long time the manxome foe he sought—
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Why yes, Andizzle fo' Shizzle is in fact my legit, legal name (as soon as I change it). Fo' rizzle, bizzle. I've hosted over 700 quizzes since 2008 and have written around 1,000 of our rounds. I'm also a vegetarian, a Jew, and a god damned pretty, pretty princess.

I kick ass and sometimes take names where appropriate; Quizmaster extraordinaire and all around nerd, I host the weekly quiz with both fury and pomp. If you ever find youself in need of a good beating in Halo, tetherball, or a good ole' fashioned PBR chugoff, feel free to let me know.

You can learn a little more about my messed up brain over at my Meet Your Quizmaster interview.

Check out Northern Colorado's Facebook page @ www.facebook.com/NoCoGeeksWhoDrink

I also write beer reviews and articles @ www.PorchDrinking.com

And if you so desire, I can also be found on The Facebooks or on The Twitters, Xbox Live, Steam, League of Legends, Battle.net, and your Mom's house.


--------------- Quiz Schedule ---------------

Beau Jo's Pizza
205 N College Ave
Mondays @ 7:00pm

Pour Brothers Community Tavern
18220 Linden St
Tuesdays @ 8:00pm

Illegal Pete's
320 Walnut St Wednesdays @ 8:00pm

The Mainline Ale House
125 S College Ave
Thursdays @ 7:00pm


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Beau Jo's (Fort Collins)
100 North College Avenue
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Monday, Jun 20, 2016
[Mondays @ 7:00 pm]
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Jesus Music @ BEAU JO'S!!!
Andizzle fo' Shizzle

You can pretty easily become a Christian superstar these days. All you have to do is dub over famous songs with terrible, terrible lyrics about loving Jesus and praying. Really though, South Park had it right when then said you just need to replace the word “baby” with “Jesus”. You know what? I’m quitting now to go record an album, baby. I mean Jesus.   Things we learned this week: - I don’t know what happened last week let alone last summer. - Nairobi still isn’t a country.- E.E.’s Cummings…… ha! - Michael Bolton truly is a no talent ass clown.  
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Why yes, Andizzle fo' Shizzle is in fact my legit, legal name (as soon as I change it). Fo' rizzle, bizzle. I've hosted over 700 quizzes since 2008 and have written around 1,000 of our rounds. I'm also a vegetarian, a Jew, and a god damned pretty, pretty princess.

I kick ass and sometimes take names where appropriate; Quizmaster extraordinaire and all around nerd, I host the weekly quiz with both fury and pomp. If you ever find youself in need of a good beating in Halo, tetherball, or a good ole' fashioned PBR chugoff, feel free to let me know.

You can learn a little more about my messed up brain over at my Meet Your Quizmaster interview.

Check out Northern Colorado's Facebook page @ www.facebook.com/NoCoGeeksWhoDrink

I also write beer reviews and articles @ www.PorchDrinking.com

And if you so desire, I can also be found on The Facebooks or on The Twitters, Xbox Live, Steam, League of Legends, Battle.net, and your Mom's house.


--------------- Quiz Schedule ---------------

Beau Jo's Pizza
205 N College Ave
Mondays @ 7:00pm

Pour Brothers Community Tavern
18220 Linden St
Tuesdays @ 8:00pm

Illegal Pete's
320 Walnut St Wednesdays @ 8:00pm

The Mainline Ale House
125 S College Ave
Thursdays @ 7:00pm


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Beau Jo's (Fort Collins)
100 North College Avenue
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Monday, Jun 13, 2016
[Mondays @ 7:00 pm]
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My First Trump Supporter @ BEAU JO'S!!!
Andizzle fo' Shizzle

For those of us fortunate to not have to deal with idiots on a regular basis, meeting your first Donald Trump supporter is a strange experience. It’s like losing your virginity….and then discovering you contracted FAIDS. Yeah, feline AIDS. So this week while announcing, I was exposed to quite the oddity. After making a subtle and not particularly abrasive comment, I was suddenly confronted by an overweight ginger wearing a NASCAR shirt who stomped up to me and barked "Nice Bernie shirt! Go vote for Hillary, you socialist!" This was bad enough, but the fact that I was wearing a shirt featuring the late, great Mr. Carl Sagan made it infinitely better. We are all
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Why yes, Andizzle fo' Shizzle is in fact my legit, legal name (as soon as I change it). Fo' rizzle, bizzle. I've hosted over 700 quizzes since 2008 and have written around 1,000 of our rounds. I'm also a vegetarian, a Jew, and a god damned pretty, pretty princess.

I kick ass and sometimes take names where appropriate; Quizmaster extraordinaire and all around nerd, I host the weekly quiz with both fury and pomp. If you ever find youself in need of a good beating in Halo, tetherball, or a good ole' fashioned PBR chugoff, feel free to let me know.

You can learn a little more about my messed up brain over at my Meet Your Quizmaster interview.

Check out Northern Colorado's Facebook page @ www.facebook.com/NoCoGeeksWhoDrink

I also write beer reviews and articles @ www.PorchDrinking.com

And if you so desire, I can also be found on The Facebooks or on The Twitters, Xbox Live, Steam, League of Legends, Battle.net, and your Mom's house.


--------------- Quiz Schedule ---------------

Beau Jo's Pizza
205 N College Ave
Mondays @ 7:00pm

Pour Brothers Community Tavern
18220 Linden St
Tuesdays @ 8:00pm

Illegal Pete's
320 Walnut St Wednesdays @ 8:00pm

The Mainline Ale House
125 S College Ave
Thursdays @ 7:00pm


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Beau Jo's (Fort Collins)
100 North College Avenue
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Monday, Jun 06, 2016
[Mondays @ 7:00 pm]
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50 Shades Of Orange @ BEAU JO'S!!!
Andizzle fo' Shizzle

It’s a little scary to think that our next President is going to be akin to Christian Grey from those god-awful books in the fact that he’s a rich, misogynistic piece of crap. The only difference is that this guy is real, and quite orange. May the flying spaghetti monster and his noodly appendage have mercy upon us all.    Things we learned this week: - Nobody is a Master Of Sex, apparently. - All pop is better in Spanish.   - Crushed up carmine really is beautiful, no? - Can you pay my automobills?  
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Why yes, Andizzle fo' Shizzle is in fact my legit, legal name (as soon as I change it). Fo' rizzle, bizzle. I've hosted over 700 quizzes since 2008 and have written around 1,000 of our rounds. I'm also a vegetarian, a Jew, and a god damned pretty, pretty princess.

I kick ass and sometimes take names where appropriate; Quizmaster extraordinaire and all around nerd, I host the weekly quiz with both fury and pomp. If you ever find youself in need of a good beating in Halo, tetherball, or a good ole' fashioned PBR chugoff, feel free to let me know.

You can learn a little more about my messed up brain over at my Meet Your Quizmaster interview.

Check out Northern Colorado's Facebook page @ www.facebook.com/NoCoGeeksWhoDrink

I also write beer reviews and articles @ www.PorchDrinking.com

And if you so desire, I can also be found on The Facebooks or on The Twitters, Xbox Live, Steam, League of Legends, Battle.net, and your Mom's house.


--------------- Quiz Schedule ---------------

Beau Jo's Pizza
205 N College Ave
Mondays @ 7:00pm

Pour Brothers Community Tavern
18220 Linden St
Tuesdays @ 8:00pm

Illegal Pete's
320 Walnut St Wednesdays @ 8:00pm

The Mainline Ale House
125 S College Ave
Thursdays @ 7:00pm


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Beau Jo's (Fort Collins)
100 North College Avenue
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Monday, May 30, 2016
[Mondays @ 7:00 pm]
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Memorial Daze @ BEAU JO'S!!!
Andizzle fo' Shizzle

What’s more American than celebrating your day off to pay respect to veterans and remember those lost at war? Drinking free beer while being bestowed knowledge on Howard The Duck, listening to They Might Be Giants, eating pizza, and enjoying your day off that you likely instead spent grilling and day drinking rather than doing what the holiday was intended for in the first place. Oh, and I guess Donald Trump. ‘Mericuh.   Things we learned this week: - 11/9 was not the London date of terror attacks. - Henry Heimlich is now officially a lifesaver. - Nobody has any idea when the October Revolution occurred. - A
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Why yes, Andizzle fo' Shizzle is in fact my legit, legal name (as soon as I change it). Fo' rizzle, bizzle. I've hosted over 700 quizzes since 2008 and have written around 1,000 of our rounds. I'm also a vegetarian, a Jew, and a god damned pretty, pretty princess.

I kick ass and sometimes take names where appropriate; Quizmaster extraordinaire and all around nerd, I host the weekly quiz with both fury and pomp. If you ever find youself in need of a good beating in Halo, tetherball, or a good ole' fashioned PBR chugoff, feel free to let me know.

You can learn a little more about my messed up brain over at my Meet Your Quizmaster interview.

Check out Northern Colorado's Facebook page @ www.facebook.com/NoCoGeeksWhoDrink

I also write beer reviews and articles @ www.PorchDrinking.com

And if you so desire, I can also be found on The Facebooks or on The Twitters, Xbox Live, Steam, League of Legends, Battle.net, and your Mom's house.


--------------- Quiz Schedule ---------------

Beau Jo's Pizza
205 N College Ave
Mondays @ 7:00pm

Pour Brothers Community Tavern
18220 Linden St
Tuesdays @ 8:00pm

Illegal Pete's
320 Walnut St Wednesdays @ 8:00pm

The Mainline Ale House
125 S College Ave
Thursdays @ 7:00pm


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Beau Jo's (Fort Collins)
100 North College Avenue
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Monday, May 23, 2016
[Mondays @ 7:00 pm]
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Art In 140 Characters @ BEAU JO'S!!!
Andizzle fo' Shizzle

Twitter is a great place for modern day artists, but those born in the 19th century didn’t quite have the same luxury. They had to make actual art and produce pieces that inspired thought, rather than memes and pictures of Hodor. That’s ok, humans evolve, and so must our collective tastes of what is considered a masterpiece. And apparently Kanye West shouting “COSBY INNOCENT” is just that.   Things we learned this week: - Star Wars would have been much better with a bunch of dead ewoks. - Huge Ackman: star of Les Miserables. - Homeward Bound makes me sad… - Steven Tyler sounds like
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Why yes, Andizzle fo' Shizzle is in fact my legit, legal name (as soon as I change it). Fo' rizzle, bizzle. I've hosted over 700 quizzes since 2008 and have written around 1,000 of our rounds. I'm also a vegetarian, a Jew, and a god damned pretty, pretty princess.

I kick ass and sometimes take names where appropriate; Quizmaster extraordinaire and all around nerd, I host the weekly quiz with both fury and pomp. If you ever find youself in need of a good beating in Halo, tetherball, or a good ole' fashioned PBR chugoff, feel free to let me know.

You can learn a little more about my messed up brain over at my Meet Your Quizmaster interview.

Check out Northern Colorado's Facebook page @ www.facebook.com/NoCoGeeksWhoDrink

I also write beer reviews and articles @ www.PorchDrinking.com

And if you so desire, I can also be found on The Facebooks or on The Twitters, Xbox Live, Steam, League of Legends, Battle.net, and your Mom's house.


--------------- Quiz Schedule ---------------

Beau Jo's Pizza
205 N College Ave
Mondays @ 7:00pm

Pour Brothers Community Tavern
18220 Linden St
Tuesdays @ 8:00pm

Illegal Pete's
320 Walnut St Wednesdays @ 8:00pm

The Mainline Ale House
125 S College Ave
Thursdays @ 7:00pm


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Beau Jo's (Fort Collins)
100 North College Avenue
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Monday, May 16, 2016
[Mondays @ 7:00 pm]
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Birthquiz @ BEAU JO'S!!!
Andizzle fo' Shizzle

What better way to spend your day of birth than with friends, booze, and quiz? None better way, that’s how! So that’s exactly what Matt did this week (as he tends to do most weeks, and has for several years). Except this week was his 40th, so that means getting really rowdy and eating cake and taking faaaaaar too many shots. Win or not, you definitely were a winner for two hours. So thanks for all the fun over the years; here’s to many more!   Things we learned this week: - Jazz makes everything better. Or maybe worse. - How many quizzers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? - Animal farm: the reason
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Why yes, Andizzle fo' Shizzle is in fact my legit, legal name (as soon as I change it). Fo' rizzle, bizzle. I've hosted over 700 quizzes since 2008 and have written around 1,000 of our rounds. I'm also a vegetarian, a Jew, and a god damned pretty, pretty princess.

I kick ass and sometimes take names where appropriate; Quizmaster extraordinaire and all around nerd, I host the weekly quiz with both fury and pomp. If you ever find youself in need of a good beating in Halo, tetherball, or a good ole' fashioned PBR chugoff, feel free to let me know.

You can learn a little more about my messed up brain over at my Meet Your Quizmaster interview.

Check out Northern Colorado's Facebook page @ www.facebook.com/NoCoGeeksWhoDrink

I also write beer reviews and articles @ www.PorchDrinking.com

And if you so desire, I can also be found on The Facebooks or on The Twitters, Xbox Live, Steam, League of Legends, Battle.net, and your Mom's house.


--------------- Quiz Schedule ---------------

Beau Jo's Pizza
205 N College Ave
Mondays @ 7:00pm

Pour Brothers Community Tavern
18220 Linden St
Tuesdays @ 8:00pm

Illegal Pete's
320 Walnut St Wednesdays @ 8:00pm

The Mainline Ale House
125 S College Ave
Thursdays @ 7:00pm


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Beau Jo's (Fort Collins)
100 North College Avenue
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Monday, May 09, 2016
[Mondays @ 7:00 pm]
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The Wanking Dead @ BEAU JO'S!!!
Andizzle fo' Shizzle

“Coral and company travel through the same damn backlot for seven seasons whacking zombies and whacking… it.” It’s crazy that such minor edits can create sweeping changes in something’s meaning. But that’s what puns are for, right?   Things we learned this week: - I would totally drive a Nissan Nightmare on Elm Street. - Nobody knows the capital of Texas outside of Texas. - The Teletubbies were definitely before their time. - Israel: it’s a place you should know about. -------------------- THIS WEEK'S ANNOUNCEMENTS --------------------
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Why yes, Andizzle fo' Shizzle is in fact my legit, legal name (as soon as I change it). Fo' rizzle, bizzle. I've hosted over 700 quizzes since 2008 and have written around 1,000 of our rounds. I'm also a vegetarian, a Jew, and a god damned pretty, pretty princess.

I kick ass and sometimes take names where appropriate; Quizmaster extraordinaire and all around nerd, I host the weekly quiz with both fury and pomp. If you ever find youself in need of a good beating in Halo, tetherball, or a good ole' fashioned PBR chugoff, feel free to let me know.

You can learn a little more about my messed up brain over at my Meet Your Quizmaster interview.

Check out Northern Colorado's Facebook page @ www.facebook.com/NoCoGeeksWhoDrink

I also write beer reviews and articles @ www.PorchDrinking.com

And if you so desire, I can also be found on The Facebooks or on The Twitters, Xbox Live, Steam, League of Legends, Battle.net, and your Mom's house.


--------------- Quiz Schedule ---------------

Beau Jo's Pizza
205 N College Ave
Mondays @ 7:00pm

Pour Brothers Community Tavern
18220 Linden St
Tuesdays @ 8:00pm

Illegal Pete's
320 Walnut St Wednesdays @ 8:00pm

The Mainline Ale House
125 S College Ave
Thursdays @ 7:00pm


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Beau Jo's (Fort Collins)
100 North College Avenue
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Monday, May 02, 2016
[Mondays @ 7:00 pm]
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Sports Go Sports @ BEAU JO'S!!!
Andizzle fo' Shizzle

I doubt it’s any secret that I don’t watch sports, nor do I care about sports, nor do I even really know what “sports” is. That said, when I ask a sports question, please don’t assume that I have literally ANYTHING to say about it should you disagree or ask for clarification. Talk to me about Kobe Bryant and I’ll tell you that he should have won the Super Bowl. No, I don’t watch football, stop asking. Kthxbai.   Things we learned this week: - The Hermitage sounds like a place any shut-in would love to live. - Gabbo was the worst Simpsons character since Poochy. - Math and S&M:
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Why yes, Andizzle fo' Shizzle is in fact my legit, legal name (as soon as I change it). Fo' rizzle, bizzle. I've hosted over 700 quizzes since 2008 and have written around 1,000 of our rounds. I'm also a vegetarian, a Jew, and a god damned pretty, pretty princess.

I kick ass and sometimes take names where appropriate; Quizmaster extraordinaire and all around nerd, I host the weekly quiz with both fury and pomp. If you ever find youself in need of a good beating in Halo, tetherball, or a good ole' fashioned PBR chugoff, feel free to let me know.

You can learn a little more about my messed up brain over at my Meet Your Quizmaster interview.

Check out Northern Colorado's Facebook page @ www.facebook.com/NoCoGeeksWhoDrink

I also write beer reviews and articles @ www.PorchDrinking.com

And if you so desire, I can also be found on The Facebooks or on The Twitters, Xbox Live, Steam, League of Legends, Battle.net, and your Mom's house.


--------------- Quiz Schedule ---------------

Beau Jo's Pizza
205 N College Ave
Mondays @ 7:00pm

Pour Brothers Community Tavern
18220 Linden St
Tuesdays @ 8:00pm

Illegal Pete's
320 Walnut St Wednesdays @ 8:00pm

The Mainline Ale House
125 S College Ave
Thursdays @ 7:00pm


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Beau Jo's (Fort Collins)
100 North College Avenue
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Monday, Apr 18, 2016
[Mondays @ 7:00 pm]
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Brewing Coffee @ BEAU JO'S!!!
Andizzle fo' Shizzle

And I guess also restocking the pastry cabinet and mopping… oh, the skills and duties of a humanities major. Fortunately for many of you, you had the knowledge without the background, because really, the only worse job prospect would be someone with a liberal arts degree. Or maybe I guess an applied arts and sciences degree with focus on film and cinematography (case in point). Who wants to be a QM?!   Things we learned this week:- The nose knows. - Rick Astley is the best musician of all time. - Both bad things and confusing things come in threes. - Nobody actually loves LA.  
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Why yes, Andizzle fo' Shizzle is in fact my legit, legal name (as soon as I change it). Fo' rizzle, bizzle. I've hosted over 700 quizzes since 2008 and have written around 1,000 of our rounds. I'm also a vegetarian, a Jew, and a god damned pretty, pretty princess.

I kick ass and sometimes take names where appropriate; Quizmaster extraordinaire and all around nerd, I host the weekly quiz with both fury and pomp. If you ever find youself in need of a good beating in Halo, tetherball, or a good ole' fashioned PBR chugoff, feel free to let me know.

You can learn a little more about my messed up brain over at my Meet Your Quizmaster interview.

Check out Northern Colorado's Facebook page @ www.facebook.com/NoCoGeeksWhoDrink

I also write beer reviews and articles @ www.PorchDrinking.com

And if you so desire, I can also be found on The Facebooks or on The Twitters, Xbox Live, Steam, League of Legends, Battle.net, and your Mom's house.


--------------- Quiz Schedule ---------------

Beau Jo's Pizza
205 N College Ave
Mondays @ 7:00pm

Pour Brothers Community Tavern
18220 Linden St
Tuesdays @ 8:00pm

Illegal Pete's
320 Walnut St Wednesdays @ 8:00pm

The Mainline Ale House
125 S College Ave
Thursdays @ 7:00pm


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Beau Jo's (Fort Collins)
100 North College Avenue
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Monday, Apr 11, 2016
[Mondays @ 7:00 pm]
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Only BEAU JO'S Could Make Me Picture George Washington on a Nuclear Sub...
The Radness That Is Brecken

You guys are so silly. Too many trips to Beau Jo's bar... Salad bar! (That was not funny.) Anyway, good to see you all again. Funny how I can go two years without subbing for Andy then see you twice in two weeks. Not that I'm complaining. Andy's loss is my gain. High scores and big brains tonight with our top two teams each acing two rounds. This is the kind of intelligence I expect! Overall great night. Glad that I could spend it with you again. When will we see each other again? Will it be another two weeks or another two years? Only time, and Andy, know for sure. Thanks for the fun!   Do you think that I write more
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart... The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that. When not belittling you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer. She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all." Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody. Check out her other misadventures, writing or otherwise, at BreckenBaker.com. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it. And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with. What Chilly Wig-Wam?


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Beau Jo's (Fort Collins)
100 North College Avenue
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Monday, Apr 04, 2016
[Mondays @ 7:00 pm]
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Sexy Saxin' @ BEAU JO'S!!!
Andizzle fo' Shizzle

Sometimes sax is a ruiner of all things good, but sometimes, it can be an amazing experience. Say no to Kenny G, say yes to sax covers.   Things we learned this week: - Robert Downey Jr. got a sweet retirement plan from The Avengers. - When given the option, the correct answer is ALWAYS Dick. - Max Rockatansky sure was mad. - What do you call a lesbo from Lesbos?   -------------------- THIS WEEK'S ANNOUNCEMENTS --------------------
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Why yes, Andizzle fo' Shizzle is in fact my legit, legal name (as soon as I change it). Fo' rizzle, bizzle. I've hosted over 700 quizzes since 2008 and have written around 1,000 of our rounds. I'm also a vegetarian, a Jew, and a god damned pretty, pretty princess.

I kick ass and sometimes take names where appropriate; Quizmaster extraordinaire and all around nerd, I host the weekly quiz with both fury and pomp. If you ever find youself in need of a good beating in Halo, tetherball, or a good ole' fashioned PBR chugoff, feel free to let me know.

You can learn a little more about my messed up brain over at my Meet Your Quizmaster interview.

Check out Northern Colorado's Facebook page @ www.facebook.com/NoCoGeeksWhoDrink

I also write beer reviews and articles @ www.PorchDrinking.com

And if you so desire, I can also be found on The Facebooks or on The Twitters, Xbox Live, Steam, League of Legends, Battle.net, and your Mom's house.


--------------- Quiz Schedule ---------------

Beau Jo's Pizza
205 N College Ave
Mondays @ 7:00pm

Pour Brothers Community Tavern
18220 Linden St
Tuesdays @ 8:00pm

Illegal Pete's
320 Walnut St Wednesdays @ 8:00pm

The Mainline Ale House
125 S College Ave
Thursdays @ 7:00pm


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Beau Jo's (Fort Collins)
100 North College Avenue
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Monday, Mar 28, 2016
[Mondays @ 7:00 pm]
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Well Hey There, BEAU JO'S!
The Radness That Is Brecken

Long time no see, eh? Since our pal Andy decided to go to D. C. and have a capitally good time (ha!) I again got to have a little sit-down quiz time with you! A quick look through my blog rolls and it seems like the last time I was here to visit was in September of 2014! That is far, far too much time. I missed you (and delicious pizza). We had quite a gap in scores tonight, as you can see. What happened, Accidental Pullout? You guys used to dominate! Did babies, biking, and world travel make you dumb? I hope that's the reason, because I intend to do none of those things. Anyway, a wonderful time was had by all, as I expect
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart... The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that. When not belittling you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer. She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all." Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody. Check out her other misadventures, writing or otherwise, at BreckenBaker.com. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it. And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with. What Chilly Wig-Wam?


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Beau Jo's (Fort Collins)
100 North College Avenue
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Monday, Mar 21, 2016
[Mondays @ 7:00 pm]
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Death To American Arteries @ BEAU JO'S!!!
Andizzle fo' Shizzle

It appears as though every single person in America is a sheep who enjoys fast food a bit too much. You all know the advertising slogans, the trade and brand names, and the contents of a McWhopper Grillshake, a Mini McFishbite Jr., and a Mega Double Quarter Pounder With Special Sauce, and that’s a bit disturbing. I mean, I guess it just means you probably have a really high insurance premium, but if you enjoy your metric ton of annual sodium intake, more power to you. Me? I’m eating salad tonight.   Things we learned this week:- Babe Ruth and Roger Maris are not the same people. - I’ve heard you should really
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Why yes, Andizzle fo' Shizzle is in fact my legit, legal name (as soon as I change it). Fo' rizzle, bizzle. I've hosted over 700 quizzes since 2008 and have written around 1,000 of our rounds. I'm also a vegetarian, a Jew, and a god damned pretty, pretty princess.

I kick ass and sometimes take names where appropriate; Quizmaster extraordinaire and all around nerd, I host the weekly quiz with both fury and pomp. If you ever find youself in need of a good beating in Halo, tetherball, or a good ole' fashioned PBR chugoff, feel free to let me know.

You can learn a little more about my messed up brain over at my Meet Your Quizmaster interview.

Check out Northern Colorado's Facebook page @ www.facebook.com/NoCoGeeksWhoDrink

I also write beer reviews and articles @ www.PorchDrinking.com

And if you so desire, I can also be found on The Facebooks or on The Twitters, Xbox Live, Steam, League of Legends, Battle.net, and your Mom's house.


--------------- Quiz Schedule ---------------

Beau Jo's Pizza
205 N College Ave
Mondays @ 7:00pm

Pour Brothers Community Tavern
18220 Linden St
Tuesdays @ 8:00pm

Illegal Pete's
320 Walnut St Wednesdays @ 8:00pm

The Mainline Ale House
125 S College Ave
Thursdays @ 7:00pm