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Beau Jo's (Fort Collins)
100 North College Avenue
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Monday, Apr 24, 2017
[Mondays @ 7:00 pm]
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Oh, It's ON.
Jimmy Guts

Well… I gotta say: I had high hopes that it wouldn’t come to this. Especially with (a contingent of) the Lucky Lucy’s showing up last night, but here we are. It’s bounty time. Consider it open season on Whiskey Tango Foxtrot. We’ll start the bounty at five bucks, and add five every week until someone takes them down. Someone please do it soon… I don’t wanna go broke. Per usual, WTF was able to pull a victory due to a solid jokered round two, a great round eight, and only missing a few other questions throughout the quiz. Well done. Anyway, it’s on. Good luck. Here’s what we learned: I
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Beau Jo's (Fort Collins)
100 North College Avenue
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Monday, Apr 17, 2017
[Mondays @ 7:00 pm]
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Rasputin Lives!
Jimmy Guts

Despite being shot, beaten, poisoned, drowned, and probably all kinds of other horrible things, Rasputin is apparently alive and well, and apparently he plays quiz on Monday nights at Beau Jo’s. Whoda thunk? Maybe that’s why Whiskey Tango Foxtrot seems to do so well… They’ve got a guy who’s lived through half the historic questions we ask! I’m on to you. With another win tonight, I’m thinking it may be time to put a bounty out… I’ll give it one more week. Will anyone be able to slay the un-killable? Also, definitely check out those SVU Ice-T memes. Like I said, they’re pure gold. Here’s what we learned: None
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Beau Jo's (Fort Collins)
100 North College Avenue
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Monday, Apr 10, 2017
[Mondays @ 7:00 pm]
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And So It Begins.... Maybe.
Jimmy Guts

Okay, I’m fairly certain that everyone that regularly plays at Beau Jo’s knows this, but Whiskey Tango Foxtrot is kind of a big deal. Like, they win. A lot. Since I’ve come back to QMing, they’ve won 2/3 of the quizzes, and last night, won by a bunch. I’m thinking the dynasty may be beginning… But maybe this will jinx you guys and you’ll lose the next 10. Who knows. Great work by our other teams as well, though! I Understood That Reference has been in the money a few times in a row now, so keep that up! Also a special shout out to the Riptide Rangers, for knowing some really, really obscure stuff
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Beau Jo's (Fort Collins)
100 North College Avenue
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Monday, Apr 03, 2017
[Mondays @ 7:00 pm]
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At Least the Refs Didn't Screw Things Up Here
Jimmy Guts

Well, things were certainly a bit less hectic than last week. Thank you so much to my teams that came out to play in spite of the NCAA National Championship being on! Good news is we missed a foul-fest, so I think we’re okay. This week, Whiskey Tango Foxtrot was able to jump out to an early lead, and they never gave it back. Due to some great performances in all three of our 16-point rounds, they were able to post a very impressive score of 91 points! Well done, guys. Should help in the power rankings. A Reptile Dysfunction (har har) had a pretty decent score themselves, but unfortunately had seven players on their team, and had to forfeit the moolah. Next time, they’ll split up.
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Beau Jo's (Fort Collins)
100 North College Avenue
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Monday, Mar 27, 2017
[Mondays @ 7:00 pm]
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Just Like Riding a Bike, but on Fire.
Jimmy Guts

So after taking about a year or so off from being a quizmaster, I get the call that my services are required once more. I pause. I think. I say, “Yeah, why not?” Man, I’m so glad I did! I didn’t realize how much I’ve missed doing this thing. A sincere thank you to everyone who played last night and to the great staff at Beau Jo’s for making me feel so welcome. That being said… HOLY HELL THERE WERE A LOT OF YOU THERE. As my regional manager aptly put, it was kind of like a trial by fire. Turned out to be a great quiz though, lots of diverse scores, and a pretty tight match at the end. Unfortunately, the team with the worst name in the history of team
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Beau Jo's (Fort Collins)
100 North College Avenue
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Monday, Mar 20, 2017
[Mondays @ 7:00 pm]
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Happiness is Honey on the Crust
hannibal_edsoe

Hey there my Beau Jo’s bros! Thank you for letting me come enjoy the best pizza in FoCo with you all while we put our brains to the test. I know there were a lot of “who is this weirdo?” and “why is she here?” looks in the beginning but they softened to “she can read I guess it is okay…” and “her taste in music is bearable.” Our quiz last night took us on some windy roads to confusion and laughter. Our round 1 of Recently in Stuff helped us weed out who keeps up on recent events and who likes our hobbit ginger friend Ed Sheeran. Round 3 was definitely one of the toughest rounds from last night. We took famous movie quotes
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Beau Jo's (Fort Collins)
100 North College Avenue
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Monday, Mar 13, 2017
[Mondays @ 7:00 pm]
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See You Later, Space Cowboy @ BEAU JO’S!!!
Andizzle fo' Shizzle

All good things must come to an end, so perhaps it was inevitable. Eight years, thousands of quizzers, innumerable memories made… it was a good run for sure. I’m not sure if this is goodbye, but for now, I’ll just say “until next time”.   Things we learned this week: - Entropy effects everything. - You always hurt the ones you love. - I’m as obtuse as a triangle. - I love my quizzes, my quizzers, and my Quizmasters.   --------------------
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Why yes, Andizzle fo' Shizzle is in fact my legit, legal name (as soon as I change it). Fo' rizzle, bizzle. I've hosted over 800 quizzes since 2008 and have written around 1,000 of our rounds. I'm also a vegetarian, a Jew, and a pretty, pretty princess.

I kick ass and sometimes take names where appropriate; Quizmaster extraordinaire and all around nerd, I host the weekly quiz with both fury and pomp. If you ever find youself in need of a good beating in Halo, tetherball, or a good ole' fashioned PBR chugoff, feel free to let me know.

You can learn a little more about my messed up brain over at my "Meet Your Quizmaster interview.

Check out Northern Colorado's Facebook page @ www.facebook.com/NoCoGeeksWhoDrink

I also write beer reviews and articles @ www.PorchDrinking.com

And if you so desire, I can also be found on The Facebooks or on The Twitters, Xbox Live, Steam, League of Legends, Battle.net, and your Mom's house.


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Beau Jo's Pizza
205 N College Ave
Mondays @ 7:00pm

Pour Brothers Community Tavern
18220 Linden St
Tuesdays @ 8:00pm

Illegal Pete's
320 Walnut St Wednesdays @ 8:00pm


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Beau Jo's (Fort Collins)
100 North College Avenue
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Monday, Mar 06, 2017
[Mondays @ 7:00 pm]
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Post Geek Bowl Blues @ BEAU JO’S!!!
Andizzle fo' Shizzle

Geek Bowl is a magical weekend full of friendly faces, parties, and insane amounts of fun. And after it’s over, you go back to regular ole’ life, which can be comfortable but a little sad. The withdrawal is real, folks…. But so, so, SO worth it.   Things we learned this week: - Nobody knows Weird Al……… - Nobody is paying millions of dollars for Rockies players. - Nobody thinks ‘Munch’ is a day of the week. - Nobody knows the trouble I’ve seen. Well, nobody knows but Jesus. --------------------
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Why yes, Andizzle fo' Shizzle is in fact my legit, legal name (as soon as I change it). Fo' rizzle, bizzle. I've hosted over 800 quizzes since 2008 and have written around 1,000 of our rounds. I'm also a vegetarian, a Jew, and a pretty, pretty princess.

I kick ass and sometimes take names where appropriate; Quizmaster extraordinaire and all around nerd, I host the weekly quiz with both fury and pomp. If you ever find youself in need of a good beating in Halo, tetherball, or a good ole' fashioned PBR chugoff, feel free to let me know.

You can learn a little more about my messed up brain over at my "Meet Your Quizmaster interview.

Check out Northern Colorado's Facebook page @ www.facebook.com/NoCoGeeksWhoDrink

I also write beer reviews and articles @ www.PorchDrinking.com

And if you so desire, I can also be found on The Facebooks or on The Twitters, Xbox Live, Steam, League of Legends, Battle.net, and your Mom's house.


--------------- Quiz Schedule ---------------

Beau Jo's Pizza
205 N College Ave
Mondays @ 7:00pm

Pour Brothers Community Tavern
18220 Linden St
Tuesdays @ 8:00pm

Illegal Pete's
320 Walnut St Wednesdays @ 8:00pm


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Beau Jo's (Fort Collins)
100 North College Avenue
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Monday, Feb 27, 2017
[Mondays @ 7:00 pm]
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Borky Bork @ BEAU JO’S!!!
Andizzle fo' Shizzle

Is there anything better than The Swedish Chef covering hit songs? I’m not sure, because listening to a American muppet try and recreate a Norwegian band based off American pop music. Ah, the great circle of parody life.   Things we learned this week: - Bork bork bork. - Herdy gerdy gerd. - A flibbity gibbles! - …………………. bork. -------------------- THIS WEEK'S ANNOUNCEMENTS -------------------- Geek
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Why yes, Andizzle fo' Shizzle is in fact my legit, legal name (as soon as I change it). Fo' rizzle, bizzle. I've hosted over 800 quizzes since 2008 and have written around 1,000 of our rounds. I'm also a vegetarian, a Jew, and a pretty, pretty princess.

I kick ass and sometimes take names where appropriate; Quizmaster extraordinaire and all around nerd, I host the weekly quiz with both fury and pomp. If you ever find youself in need of a good beating in Halo, tetherball, or a good ole' fashioned PBR chugoff, feel free to let me know.

You can learn a little more about my messed up brain over at my "Meet Your Quizmaster interview.

Check out Northern Colorado's Facebook page @ www.facebook.com/NoCoGeeksWhoDrink

I also write beer reviews and articles @ www.PorchDrinking.com

And if you so desire, I can also be found on The Facebooks or on The Twitters, Xbox Live, Steam, League of Legends, Battle.net, and your Mom's house.


--------------- Quiz Schedule ---------------

Beau Jo's Pizza
205 N College Ave
Mondays @ 7:00pm

Pour Brothers Community Tavern
18220 Linden St
Tuesdays @ 8:00pm

Illegal Pete's
320 Walnut St Wednesdays @ 8:00pm


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Beau Jo's (Fort Collins)
100 North College Avenue
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Monday, Feb 20, 2017
[Mondays @ 7:00 pm]
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Greasy, Meaty, Cheesy Mess In My Mouth
Sir Quizalot

I’ll admit that I’m pretty picky when it comes to pizza. Not when it comes to style or toppings. I enjoy pizza in all shapes and forms from calzone to square. I like almost all toppings, but I have been known to argue on Facebook for days about pineapple. Those discussions may as well be between a Trump supporter and a Hillary supporter about [Insert Topic Here]. What I’m really concerned about is the quality of my pizza. Is the crust firm and crispy enough to add texture and support, but fluffy and soft enough to provide that pleasurable mouth feel. Are the ingredients fresh and cut to appropriate sizes? Is the sauce flavorful without being overpowering? Is the cheese…
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I'm usually watching about 20 T.V. shows at a time. I used to keep an excel spreadsheet to keep track of them all, but now I have a DVR. Moving up in the world!


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Beau Jo's (Fort Collins)
100 North College Avenue
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Monday, Feb 13, 2017
[Mondays @ 7:00 pm]
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Schindler The Duck @ BEAU JO’S!!!
Andizzle fo' Shizzle

Sure, Schinlder’s List was a great movie and a great story. And sure, Howard The Duck may not be a masterpiece, but it has artistic merit. But combining the two? Now THAT’S Oscar worthy.    Things we learned this week: - Good lord, queen Elizabeth is old. - None of you are shiny, happy people.- Sponges: truly fascinating. - Time to take a trip to the pyramids of Giza! -------------------- THIS WEEK'S ANNOUNCEMENTS --------------------
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Why yes, Andizzle fo' Shizzle is in fact my legit, legal name (as soon as I change it). Fo' rizzle, bizzle. I've hosted over 800 quizzes since 2008 and have written around 1,000 of our rounds. I'm also a vegetarian, a Jew, and a pretty, pretty princess.

I kick ass and sometimes take names where appropriate; Quizmaster extraordinaire and all around nerd, I host the weekly quiz with both fury and pomp. If you ever find youself in need of a good beating in Halo, tetherball, or a good ole' fashioned PBR chugoff, feel free to let me know.

You can learn a little more about my messed up brain over at my "Meet Your Quizmaster interview.

Check out Northern Colorado's Facebook page @ www.facebook.com/NoCoGeeksWhoDrink

I also write beer reviews and articles @ www.PorchDrinking.com

And if you so desire, I can also be found on The Facebooks or on The Twitters, Xbox Live, Steam, League of Legends, Battle.net, and your Mom's house.


--------------- Quiz Schedule ---------------

Beau Jo's Pizza
205 N College Ave
Mondays @ 7:00pm

Pour Brothers Community Tavern
18220 Linden St
Tuesdays @ 8:00pm

Illegal Pete's
320 Walnut St Wednesdays @ 8:00pm


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Beau Jo's (Fort Collins)
100 North College Avenue
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Monday, Feb 06, 2017
[Mondays @ 7:00 pm]
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Warring With Australia @ BEAU JO'S!!!
Andizzle fo' Shizzle

When it comes to the land down under, they’re going down. Men At Work, Foster’s beer, and dickbag kangaroos are all reasons to hate our southern hemisphere hobbit-neighbors. The only redeeming quality of the country? I mean, aside from Tim-Tams (because hot damn are they delicious)… well, it’s gotta’ be Crocodile Dundee. Awwwww yeah.   Things we learned this week: - A capella is awful… except for the Be Sharps. - Nobody has seen Dog Day Afternoon, and that’s a damn shame. - Fivel Goes West is the best.- Science: it’s
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Why yes, Andizzle fo' Shizzle is in fact my legit, legal name (as soon as I change it). Fo' rizzle, bizzle. I've hosted over 800 quizzes since 2008 and have written around 1,000 of our rounds. I'm also a vegetarian, a Jew, and a pretty, pretty princess.

I kick ass and sometimes take names where appropriate; Quizmaster extraordinaire and all around nerd, I host the weekly quiz with both fury and pomp. If you ever find youself in need of a good beating in Halo, tetherball, or a good ole' fashioned PBR chugoff, feel free to let me know.

You can learn a little more about my messed up brain over at my "Meet Your Quizmaster interview.

Check out Northern Colorado's Facebook page @ www.facebook.com/NoCoGeeksWhoDrink

I also write beer reviews and articles @ www.PorchDrinking.com

And if you so desire, I can also be found on The Facebooks or on The Twitters, Xbox Live, Steam, League of Legends, Battle.net, and your Mom's house.


--------------- Quiz Schedule ---------------

Beau Jo's Pizza
205 N College Ave
Mondays @ 7:00pm

Pour Brothers Community Tavern
18220 Linden St
Tuesdays @ 8:00pm

Illegal Pete's
320 Walnut St Wednesdays @ 8:00pm


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Beau Jo's (Fort Collins)
100 North College Avenue
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Monday, Jan 30, 2017
[Mondays @ 7:00 pm]
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Talking About Junk @ BEAU JO'S!!!
Andizzle fo' Shizzle

At this week’s quiz, a middle-aged woman informed me that she had a very enlightening experience during quiz and learned quite a bit of new information. One of those things was when her kids had to explain what "someone's junk" was. Oh, Geeks Who Drink…….. we truly do bring families together.   Things we learned this week: - This is not a pipe. - More people know “Sixpence None The Richer” than Iron Maiden…. - Nobody has ever looked at the NFL logo. - Watch Rick & Morty!  
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Why yes, Andizzle fo' Shizzle is in fact my legit, legal name (as soon as I change it). Fo' rizzle, bizzle. I've hosted over 800 quizzes since 2008 and have written around 1,000 of our rounds. I'm also a vegetarian, a Jew, and a pretty, pretty princess.

I kick ass and sometimes take names where appropriate; Quizmaster extraordinaire and all around nerd, I host the weekly quiz with both fury and pomp. If you ever find youself in need of a good beating in Halo, tetherball, or a good ole' fashioned PBR chugoff, feel free to let me know.

You can learn a little more about my messed up brain over at my "Meet Your Quizmaster interview.

Check out Northern Colorado's Facebook page @ www.facebook.com/NoCoGeeksWhoDrink

I also write beer reviews and articles @ www.PorchDrinking.com

And if you so desire, I can also be found on The Facebooks or on The Twitters, Xbox Live, Steam, League of Legends, Battle.net, and your Mom's house.


--------------- Quiz Schedule ---------------

Beau Jo's Pizza
205 N College Ave
Mondays @ 7:00pm

Pour Brothers Community Tavern
18220 Linden St
Tuesdays @ 8:00pm

Illegal Pete's
320 Walnut St Wednesdays @ 8:00pm


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Beau Jo's (Fort Collins)
100 North College Avenue
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Monday, Jan 23, 2017
[Mondays @ 7:00 pm]
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Oxford, The Best Comma @ BEAU JO'S!!!
Andizzle fo' Shizzle

Truly, if you don’t use an Oxford Comma, you sir are a heathen. Ill bastardo. Uno stupido. Dumb. EB White was full of crap and should stick to writing about pigs, because the Oxford Comma is a truly American invention, as well it should be. Case in point.   Things we learned this week: - The pen IS mightier. - None of you know Cyprus Hill. Shame. - Leftover pizza is good for as long as you are willing to drunkenly eat it. - INCEPTIONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
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Why yes, Andizzle fo' Shizzle is in fact my legit, legal name (as soon as I change it). Fo' rizzle, bizzle. I've hosted over 800 quizzes since 2008 and have written around 1,000 of our rounds. I'm also a vegetarian, a Jew, and a pretty, pretty princess.

I kick ass and sometimes take names where appropriate; Quizmaster extraordinaire and all around nerd, I host the weekly quiz with both fury and pomp. If you ever find youself in need of a good beating in Halo, tetherball, or a good ole' fashioned PBR chugoff, feel free to let me know.

You can learn a little more about my messed up brain over at my "Meet Your Quizmaster interview.

Check out Northern Colorado's Facebook page @ www.facebook.com/NoCoGeeksWhoDrink

I also write beer reviews and articles @ www.PorchDrinking.com

And if you so desire, I can also be found on The Facebooks or on The Twitters, Xbox Live, Steam, League of Legends, Battle.net, and your Mom's house.


--------------- Quiz Schedule ---------------

Beau Jo's Pizza
205 N College Ave
Mondays @ 7:00pm

Pour Brothers Community Tavern
18220 Linden St
Tuesdays @ 8:00pm

Illegal Pete's
320 Walnut St Wednesdays @ 8:00pm


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Beau Jo's (Fort Collins)
100 North College Avenue
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Monday, Jan 16, 2017
[Mondays @ 7:00 pm]
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The Dream Of The 90's @ BEAU JO'S!!!
Andizzle fo' Shizzle

In Portlandia, it’s alive and well. Here, well…. Let’s just say that more than a few of you thought that scrubs were allowed and have no idea who or what Biggie was about. C’mon folks, 20 years wasn’t THAT long ago. If you can remember Top Gun, you can remember Blackstreet. No diggity indeed.   Things we learned this week: - Butts are different from brains, and Brians. - I’m not sure what a glass leg is or why someone would have one. - Rick Sanchez is one of the greatest scientists of our time. - Black Mirror: watch it.   --------------------
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Why yes, Andizzle fo' Shizzle is in fact my legit, legal name (as soon as I change it). Fo' rizzle, bizzle. I've hosted over 800 quizzes since 2008 and have written around 1,000 of our rounds. I'm also a vegetarian, a Jew, and a pretty, pretty princess.

I kick ass and sometimes take names where appropriate; Quizmaster extraordinaire and all around nerd, I host the weekly quiz with both fury and pomp. If you ever find youself in need of a good beating in Halo, tetherball, or a good ole' fashioned PBR chugoff, feel free to let me know.

You can learn a little more about my messed up brain over at my "Meet Your Quizmaster interview.

Check out Northern Colorado's Facebook page @ www.facebook.com/NoCoGeeksWhoDrink

I also write beer reviews and articles @ www.PorchDrinking.com

And if you so desire, I can also be found on The Facebooks or on The Twitters, Xbox Live, Steam, League of Legends, Battle.net, and your Mom's house.


--------------- Quiz Schedule ---------------

Beau Jo's Pizza
205 N College Ave
Mondays @ 7:00pm

Pour Brothers Community Tavern
18220 Linden St
Tuesdays @ 8:00pm

Illegal Pete's
320 Walnut St Wednesdays @ 8:00pm


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Beau Jo's (Fort Collins)
100 North College Avenue
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Monday, Jan 09, 2017
[Mondays @ 7:00 pm]
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All Dave Matthews Songs Sound The Same
Big Papa

Greetings Sacks and Phones, Andizzle is currently dying in a big, coughing, painful heap. He’ll probably be better for next week. Hopefully. In the meantime, you’re stuck with me! Bwahahaha! Ahem. I apologize. Sometimes me inner evil comes out a bit too much. Moving on! Tonight, we had a round that one lady was all too thrilled about while the rest of you groaned along with me. It was, of course, the Dave Matthews music round. I didn’t know, previously, that Dave Matthews ever recorded any covers. More to the point, why did no one talk him out of it? His playing and voice already barely works for the genre he is supposed to be good at. It is god damned
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