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Beau Jo's (Fort Collins)
100 North College Avenue
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Monday, Sep 19, 2016
[Mondays @ 7:00 pm]
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Four Years @ BEAU JO'S!!!
Andizzle fo' Shizzle

September 17th 2012 was the very first quiz at Beau Jo’s. 1460 days later, here we are. That’s over 168 quizzes and 336+ hours that we’ve spent together drinking, answering questions, and shoving pizza in our faces…. Yep, it’s been a good time, so here’s to many more.   Things we learned this week: - Munch is not a city anywhere. - NASA is not spying on you.- Tupac is not The Fresh Prince. - Aleppo is not a presidential candidate.   -------------------- THIS WEEK'S ANNOUNCEMENTS --------------------
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Why yes, Andizzle fo' Shizzle is in fact my legit, legal name (as soon as I change it). Fo' rizzle, bizzle. I've hosted over 800 quizzes since 2008 and have written around 1,000 of our rounds. I'm also a vegetarian, a Jew, and a pretty, pretty princess.

I kick ass and sometimes take names where appropriate; Quizmaster extraordinaire and all around nerd, I host the weekly quiz with both fury and pomp. If you ever find youself in need of a good beating in Halo, tetherball, or a good ole' fashioned PBR chugoff, feel free to let me know.

You can learn a little more about my messed up brain over at my "Meet Your Quizmaster interview.

Check out Northern Colorado's Facebook page @ www.facebook.com/NoCoGeeksWhoDrink

I also write beer reviews and articles @ www.PorchDrinking.com

And if you so desire, I can also be found on The Facebooks or on The Twitters, Xbox Live, Steam, League of Legends, Battle.net, and your Mom's house.


--------------- Quiz Schedule ---------------

Beau Jo's Pizza
205 N College Ave
Mondays @ 7:00pm

Pour Brothers Community Tavern
18220 Linden St
Tuesdays @ 8:00pm

Illegal Pete's
320 Walnut St Wednesdays @ 8:00pm


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Beau Jo's (Fort Collins)
100 North College Avenue
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Monday, Sep 12, 2016
[Mondays @ 7:00 pm]
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Meat For Days @ BEAU JO'S!!!
Andizzle fo' Shizzle

Even though I’m a vegetarian, I just can’t get enough Bacon or Hamm. That’s Kevin and Jon, you know, Don Draper and that guy who killed a Tremor? Yup, gimme’ more of that all up in my face. Well, mostly just my eyeballs and earholes….. they can continue to stay far away from my mouth (including their namesake foods).    Things we learned this week: - Kaiser Permanente does not belong on or in a sandwich. - Canadians do whiskey right. - The internet really is a series of tubes. - What IS eating Gilbert Grape?  
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Why yes, Andizzle fo' Shizzle is in fact my legit, legal name (as soon as I change it). Fo' rizzle, bizzle. I've hosted over 800 quizzes since 2008 and have written around 1,000 of our rounds. I'm also a vegetarian, a Jew, and a pretty, pretty princess.

I kick ass and sometimes take names where appropriate; Quizmaster extraordinaire and all around nerd, I host the weekly quiz with both fury and pomp. If you ever find youself in need of a good beating in Halo, tetherball, or a good ole' fashioned PBR chugoff, feel free to let me know.

You can learn a little more about my messed up brain over at my "Meet Your Quizmaster interview.

Check out Northern Colorado's Facebook page @ www.facebook.com/NoCoGeeksWhoDrink

I also write beer reviews and articles @ www.PorchDrinking.com

And if you so desire, I can also be found on The Facebooks or on The Twitters, Xbox Live, Steam, League of Legends, Battle.net, and your Mom's house.


--------------- Quiz Schedule ---------------

Beau Jo's Pizza
205 N College Ave
Mondays @ 7:00pm

Pour Brothers Community Tavern
18220 Linden St
Tuesdays @ 8:00pm

Illegal Pete's
320 Walnut St Wednesdays @ 8:00pm


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Beau Jo's (Fort Collins)
100 North College Avenue
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Monday, Sep 05, 2016
[Mondays @ 7:00 pm]
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And I'm Back @ BEAU JO'S!!!
Andizzle fo' Shizzle

Howdy! Did ya’ miss me? No? Well whatever, I’m back. Last week, Big Papa filled in as your resident Quizmaster, but alas, all good things must come to an end, so here I am. This week, we covered Ethiopia’s terrible hunger, the Millennial Whoop, and all things Michael Keaton. It was a good time indeed.   Things we learned this week: - Judo and Pokemon pretty much sums up Japan. - Nobody has ever seen Community. - Europe really is the worst band. - You have all forgotten about Ricki Lake.  
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Why yes, Andizzle fo' Shizzle is in fact my legit, legal name (as soon as I change it). Fo' rizzle, bizzle. I've hosted over 800 quizzes since 2008 and have written around 1,000 of our rounds. I'm also a vegetarian, a Jew, and a pretty, pretty princess.

I kick ass and sometimes take names where appropriate; Quizmaster extraordinaire and all around nerd, I host the weekly quiz with both fury and pomp. If you ever find youself in need of a good beating in Halo, tetherball, or a good ole' fashioned PBR chugoff, feel free to let me know.

You can learn a little more about my messed up brain over at my "Meet Your Quizmaster interview.

Check out Northern Colorado's Facebook page @ www.facebook.com/NoCoGeeksWhoDrink

I also write beer reviews and articles @ www.PorchDrinking.com

And if you so desire, I can also be found on The Facebooks or on The Twitters, Xbox Live, Steam, League of Legends, Battle.net, and your Mom's house.


--------------- Quiz Schedule ---------------

Beau Jo's Pizza
205 N College Ave
Mondays @ 7:00pm

Pour Brothers Community Tavern
18220 Linden St
Tuesdays @ 8:00pm

Illegal Pete's
320 Walnut St Wednesdays @ 8:00pm


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Beau Jo's (Fort Collins)
100 North College Avenue
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Monday, Aug 29, 2016
[Mondays @ 7:00 pm]
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This Quiz Fulfilled All My Physiological Needs
Big Papa

Ah, my second ever blog. Many weeks after my first. Tonight was my first quiz run completely alone with no security blanket whatsoever. I was nervous, of course, as I had to fill in for Andizzle, my mentor, but it turned out really well. A big shout-out to first place team Whiskey Tango Foxtrot who also managed to get 3 of the 5 bonus questions. As it turns out, most of you seemed to think Orange County is a city, but more importantly I would like to know how the hell Real Housewives even has that many different versions with multiple seasons. Those people certainly aren’t “real”. Some
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Beau Jo's (Fort Collins)
100 North College Avenue
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Monday, Aug 22, 2016
[Mondays @ 7:00 pm]
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Resident Evil Meets Sister Act @ BEAU JO'S!!!
Andizzle fo' Shizzle

The film industry is in dire need of an originality injection. No more remakes  of crappy 80s cartoons and reboots of former franchises. No, we need something new… so take one part terrible zombie movie and another part terrible Whoopie Goldberg movie and mash them together. I think that gives you a Tyler Perry film, but I could be wrong.   Things we learned this week: - What the hell is a ZIP code?! - Prez Billy Jeff sure had some great jamz in his time. - Yelling about gallbladders is a good way to get yourself kicked out of a bar. - James Cordon: the least endearing Brit I’ve ever seen.  
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Why yes, Andizzle fo' Shizzle is in fact my legit, legal name (as soon as I change it). Fo' rizzle, bizzle. I've hosted over 800 quizzes since 2008 and have written around 1,000 of our rounds. I'm also a vegetarian, a Jew, and a pretty, pretty princess.

I kick ass and sometimes take names where appropriate; Quizmaster extraordinaire and all around nerd, I host the weekly quiz with both fury and pomp. If you ever find youself in need of a good beating in Halo, tetherball, or a good ole' fashioned PBR chugoff, feel free to let me know.

You can learn a little more about my messed up brain over at my "Meet Your Quizmaster interview.

Check out Northern Colorado's Facebook page @ www.facebook.com/NoCoGeeksWhoDrink

I also write beer reviews and articles @ www.PorchDrinking.com

And if you so desire, I can also be found on The Facebooks or on The Twitters, Xbox Live, Steam, League of Legends, Battle.net, and your Mom's house.


--------------- Quiz Schedule ---------------

Beau Jo's Pizza
205 N College Ave
Mondays @ 7:00pm

Pour Brothers Community Tavern
18220 Linden St
Tuesdays @ 8:00pm

Illegal Pete's
320 Walnut St Wednesdays @ 8:00pm


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Beau Jo's (Fort Collins)
100 North College Avenue
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Monday, Aug 15, 2016
[Mondays @ 7:00 pm]
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Toaster Strudels @ BEAU JO'S!!!
Andizzle fo' Shizzle

Have you ever been in a public place just minding your own business and then some idiot comes along and stats shouting out his favorite breakfast food? I’m not talking about a tourettes clinic or CerealCON (which should totally be a thing). No, just anywhere normal, like say, a pub quiz. Yeah, please stop yelling about toaster strudels, you moron. Nobody likes you, least of all your parents. It’s probably why they never bought you any toaster strudels as a child, so you feel the urge to brag about your ability to buy them as an ill-adjusted adult.   Things we learned this week: - Caesar has more than just a salad named for him.
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Why yes, Andizzle fo' Shizzle is in fact my legit, legal name (as soon as I change it). Fo' rizzle, bizzle. I've hosted over 800 quizzes since 2008 and have written around 1,000 of our rounds. I'm also a vegetarian, a Jew, and a pretty, pretty princess.

I kick ass and sometimes take names where appropriate; Quizmaster extraordinaire and all around nerd, I host the weekly quiz with both fury and pomp. If you ever find youself in need of a good beating in Halo, tetherball, or a good ole' fashioned PBR chugoff, feel free to let me know.

You can learn a little more about my messed up brain over at my "Meet Your Quizmaster interview.

Check out Northern Colorado's Facebook page @ www.facebook.com/NoCoGeeksWhoDrink

I also write beer reviews and articles @ www.PorchDrinking.com

And if you so desire, I can also be found on The Facebooks or on The Twitters, Xbox Live, Steam, League of Legends, Battle.net, and your Mom's house.


--------------- Quiz Schedule ---------------

Beau Jo's Pizza
205 N College Ave
Mondays @ 7:00pm

Pour Brothers Community Tavern
18220 Linden St
Tuesdays @ 8:00pm

Illegal Pete's
320 Walnut St Wednesdays @ 8:00pm


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Beau Jo's (Fort Collins)
100 North College Avenue
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Monday, Aug 08, 2016
[Mondays @ 7:00 pm]
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All The Brains Belong to BEAU JO'S!
The Radness That Is Brecken

Seriously, you guys. Your scores kind of freaked me out this week. Are you always this smart, or were you just showing off for me? Mondays usually make me feel a little strange because, you know, Mondays. But hosting quiz for a bunch of people with big ol' brains makes me feel less strange. 'Cause you're the weirdos. Yup, I said it: smart people are weird. Big ups goes to The Tempura Shelter for Lightly Battered Women for totally having the balls to go there. That pleases me. Not that I condone violence against women, but I do condone offensive humor. If it makes people feel better, let's all donate to some coalition against violence or something.
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart... The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that. When not belittling you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer. She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all." Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody. Check out her other misadventures, writing or otherwise, at BreckenBaker.com. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it. And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with. What Chilly Wig-Wam?


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Beau Jo's (Fort Collins)
100 North College Avenue
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Monday, Aug 01, 2016
[Mondays @ 7:00 pm]
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Awful Cover Songs @ BEAU JO'S!!!
Andizzle fo' Shizzle

Gangsta’s Paradise as sung by Tupac wouldn’t carry quite the same gravitas, nor would Veronica by Elvis Presley. Moondance by Jim Morrison? Bad. And Jessie Girl by Bruce Springsteen just sounds plain awful. That’s why none of those songs were written by any of those people, and you should feel ashamed if you thought any of them did.   Things we learned this week: - Canada: the home of freezing summers. - God didn’t create the Simpsons, Matt Groening did. - Harry Petter and The Advengers are sadly not available on Netflix. - Things inside of other things are the best things.  
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Why yes, Andizzle fo' Shizzle is in fact my legit, legal name (as soon as I change it). Fo' rizzle, bizzle. I've hosted over 800 quizzes since 2008 and have written around 1,000 of our rounds. I'm also a vegetarian, a Jew, and a pretty, pretty princess.

I kick ass and sometimes take names where appropriate; Quizmaster extraordinaire and all around nerd, I host the weekly quiz with both fury and pomp. If you ever find youself in need of a good beating in Halo, tetherball, or a good ole' fashioned PBR chugoff, feel free to let me know.

You can learn a little more about my messed up brain over at my "Meet Your Quizmaster interview.

Check out Northern Colorado's Facebook page @ www.facebook.com/NoCoGeeksWhoDrink

I also write beer reviews and articles @ www.PorchDrinking.com

And if you so desire, I can also be found on The Facebooks or on The Twitters, Xbox Live, Steam, League of Legends, Battle.net, and your Mom's house.


--------------- Quiz Schedule ---------------

Beau Jo's Pizza
205 N College Ave
Mondays @ 7:00pm

Pour Brothers Community Tavern
18220 Linden St
Tuesdays @ 8:00pm

Illegal Pete's
320 Walnut St Wednesdays @ 8:00pm


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Beau Jo's (Fort Collins)
100 North College Avenue
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Monday, Jul 25, 2016
[Mondays @ 7:00 pm]
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Taking Dumps @ BEAU JO'S!!!
Andizzle fo' Shizzle

Next to quiz, my favorite thing to do is to take a big ole’ dump. So delicious and tasty, you can’t deny it. Don't believe me? Then just watch this video and tell me otherwise. That's right, you can't..  Things we learned this week: - VCRs are no more. - Waaaaaahkeeeeeeeshaaaaaaaa. - I like my gin flavored with both turpentine and gasoline. - Sweet Dee is the worst bartender ever. - Brokeback Mountain sounds like a painful experience.   -------------------- THIS WEEK'S ANNOUNCEMENTS
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Why yes, Andizzle fo' Shizzle is in fact my legit, legal name (as soon as I change it). Fo' rizzle, bizzle. I've hosted over 800 quizzes since 2008 and have written around 1,000 of our rounds. I'm also a vegetarian, a Jew, and a pretty, pretty princess.

I kick ass and sometimes take names where appropriate; Quizmaster extraordinaire and all around nerd, I host the weekly quiz with both fury and pomp. If you ever find youself in need of a good beating in Halo, tetherball, or a good ole' fashioned PBR chugoff, feel free to let me know.

You can learn a little more about my messed up brain over at my "Meet Your Quizmaster interview.

Check out Northern Colorado's Facebook page @ www.facebook.com/NoCoGeeksWhoDrink

I also write beer reviews and articles @ www.PorchDrinking.com

And if you so desire, I can also be found on The Facebooks or on The Twitters, Xbox Live, Steam, League of Legends, Battle.net, and your Mom's house.


--------------- Quiz Schedule ---------------

Beau Jo's Pizza
205 N College Ave
Mondays @ 7:00pm

Pour Brothers Community Tavern
18220 Linden St
Tuesdays @ 8:00pm

Illegal Pete's
320 Walnut St Wednesdays @ 8:00pm


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Beau Jo's (Fort Collins)
100 North College Avenue
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Monday, Jul 18, 2016
[Mondays @ 7:00 pm]
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It Burns @ BEAU JO'S!!!
Andizzle fo' Shizzle

If it burns when you pee, you might have an issue. But fortunately, many of you know the telltale signs of it, so good for you for having terrible STDs whilst being informed. And knowing is half the battle. The other half is antibiotics, latex protection, and staying the hell away from Colfax. YO JOE!   Things we learned this week: - The sequel to Jaws was not JEWS, because if it were, I totally would have seen it. - Please don’t actually drop microphones; they’re expensive. - Matisyahu is rolling in his grave… even though he isn’t dead. - Only 164 more days of the year to go! That’s roughly
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Why yes, Andizzle fo' Shizzle is in fact my legit, legal name (as soon as I change it). Fo' rizzle, bizzle. I've hosted over 800 quizzes since 2008 and have written around 1,000 of our rounds. I'm also a vegetarian, a Jew, and a pretty, pretty princess.

I kick ass and sometimes take names where appropriate; Quizmaster extraordinaire and all around nerd, I host the weekly quiz with both fury and pomp. If you ever find youself in need of a good beating in Halo, tetherball, or a good ole' fashioned PBR chugoff, feel free to let me know.

You can learn a little more about my messed up brain over at my "Meet Your Quizmaster interview.

Check out Northern Colorado's Facebook page @ www.facebook.com/NoCoGeeksWhoDrink

I also write beer reviews and articles @ www.PorchDrinking.com

And if you so desire, I can also be found on The Facebooks or on The Twitters, Xbox Live, Steam, League of Legends, Battle.net, and your Mom's house.


--------------- Quiz Schedule ---------------

Beau Jo's Pizza
205 N College Ave
Mondays @ 7:00pm

Pour Brothers Community Tavern
18220 Linden St
Tuesdays @ 8:00pm

Illegal Pete's
320 Walnut St Wednesdays @ 8:00pm


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Beau Jo's (Fort Collins)
100 North College Avenue
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Monday, Jul 11, 2016
[Mondays @ 7:00 pm]
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We're Back @ BEAU JO'S!!!
Andizzle fo' Shizzle

Oh hi there! We took last week off from quiz due to celebrations of these here United States by eating processed meats and consuming copious amounts of AMERICA while exploding things. It was really a magical night. But alas, we are now back to our regularly scheduled programming, and this week we brought you Picasso’s full 23-word name: Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso. Sadly, Kanye West’s real name is just Kanye West.   Things we learned this week: - The more silent, the more deadly. - Nobody remembers
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Why yes, Andizzle fo' Shizzle is in fact my legit, legal name (as soon as I change it). Fo' rizzle, bizzle. I've hosted over 800 quizzes since 2008 and have written around 1,000 of our rounds. I'm also a vegetarian, a Jew, and a pretty, pretty princess.

I kick ass and sometimes take names where appropriate; Quizmaster extraordinaire and all around nerd, I host the weekly quiz with both fury and pomp. If you ever find youself in need of a good beating in Halo, tetherball, or a good ole' fashioned PBR chugoff, feel free to let me know.

You can learn a little more about my messed up brain over at my "Meet Your Quizmaster interview.

Check out Northern Colorado's Facebook page @ www.facebook.com/NoCoGeeksWhoDrink

I also write beer reviews and articles @ www.PorchDrinking.com

And if you so desire, I can also be found on The Facebooks or on The Twitters, Xbox Live, Steam, League of Legends, Battle.net, and your Mom's house.


--------------- Quiz Schedule ---------------

Beau Jo's Pizza
205 N College Ave
Mondays @ 7:00pm

Pour Brothers Community Tavern
18220 Linden St
Tuesdays @ 8:00pm

Illegal Pete's
320 Walnut St Wednesdays @ 8:00pm


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Beau Jo's (Fort Collins)
100 North College Avenue
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Monday, Jun 27, 2016
[Mondays @ 7:00 pm]
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Makin' Up Words @ BEAU JO'S!!!
Andizzle fo' Shizzle

Apparently if you’ve got a sick enough beat, you can just blab away nonsense over a microphone and people will pay you millions of dollars. It worked for Silento, it worked for the B-52, and soon it will work for me. Here’s a what my album will entail: 'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe; All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe. "Beware the Jabberwock, my son! The jaws that bite, the claws that catch! Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun The frumious Bandersnatch!" He took his vorpal sword in hand: Long time the manxome foe he sought—
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Why yes, Andizzle fo' Shizzle is in fact my legit, legal name (as soon as I change it). Fo' rizzle, bizzle. I've hosted over 800 quizzes since 2008 and have written around 1,000 of our rounds. I'm also a vegetarian, a Jew, and a pretty, pretty princess.

I kick ass and sometimes take names where appropriate; Quizmaster extraordinaire and all around nerd, I host the weekly quiz with both fury and pomp. If you ever find youself in need of a good beating in Halo, tetherball, or a good ole' fashioned PBR chugoff, feel free to let me know.

You can learn a little more about my messed up brain over at my "Meet Your Quizmaster interview.

Check out Northern Colorado's Facebook page @ www.facebook.com/NoCoGeeksWhoDrink

I also write beer reviews and articles @ www.PorchDrinking.com

And if you so desire, I can also be found on The Facebooks or on The Twitters, Xbox Live, Steam, League of Legends, Battle.net, and your Mom's house.


--------------- Quiz Schedule ---------------

Beau Jo's Pizza
205 N College Ave
Mondays @ 7:00pm

Pour Brothers Community Tavern
18220 Linden St
Tuesdays @ 8:00pm

Illegal Pete's
320 Walnut St Wednesdays @ 8:00pm


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Beau Jo's (Fort Collins)
100 North College Avenue
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Monday, Jun 20, 2016
[Mondays @ 7:00 pm]
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Jesus Music @ BEAU JO'S!!!
Andizzle fo' Shizzle

You can pretty easily become a Christian superstar these days. All you have to do is dub over famous songs with terrible, terrible lyrics about loving Jesus and praying. Really though, South Park had it right when then said you just need to replace the word “baby” with “Jesus”. You know what? I’m quitting now to go record an album, baby. I mean Jesus.   Things we learned this week: - I don’t know what happened last week let alone last summer. - Nairobi still isn’t a country.- E.E.’s Cummings…… ha! - Michael Bolton truly is a no talent ass clown.  
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Why yes, Andizzle fo' Shizzle is in fact my legit, legal name (as soon as I change it). Fo' rizzle, bizzle. I've hosted over 800 quizzes since 2008 and have written around 1,000 of our rounds. I'm also a vegetarian, a Jew, and a pretty, pretty princess.

I kick ass and sometimes take names where appropriate; Quizmaster extraordinaire and all around nerd, I host the weekly quiz with both fury and pomp. If you ever find youself in need of a good beating in Halo, tetherball, or a good ole' fashioned PBR chugoff, feel free to let me know.

You can learn a little more about my messed up brain over at my "Meet Your Quizmaster interview.

Check out Northern Colorado's Facebook page @ www.facebook.com/NoCoGeeksWhoDrink

I also write beer reviews and articles @ www.PorchDrinking.com

And if you so desire, I can also be found on The Facebooks or on The Twitters, Xbox Live, Steam, League of Legends, Battle.net, and your Mom's house.


--------------- Quiz Schedule ---------------

Beau Jo's Pizza
205 N College Ave
Mondays @ 7:00pm

Pour Brothers Community Tavern
18220 Linden St
Tuesdays @ 8:00pm

Illegal Pete's
320 Walnut St Wednesdays @ 8:00pm


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Beau Jo's (Fort Collins)
100 North College Avenue
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Monday, Jun 13, 2016
[Mondays @ 7:00 pm]
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My First Trump Supporter @ BEAU JO'S!!!
Andizzle fo' Shizzle

For those of us fortunate to not have to deal with idiots on a regular basis, meeting your first Donald Trump supporter is a strange experience. It’s like losing your virginity….and then discovering you contracted FAIDS. Yeah, feline AIDS. So this week while announcing, I was exposed to quite the oddity. After making a subtle and not particularly abrasive comment, I was suddenly confronted by an overweight ginger wearing a NASCAR shirt who stomped up to me and barked "Nice Bernie shirt! Go vote for Hillary, you socialist!" This was bad enough, but the fact that I was wearing a shirt featuring the late, great Mr. Carl Sagan made it infinitely better. We are all
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Why yes, Andizzle fo' Shizzle is in fact my legit, legal name (as soon as I change it). Fo' rizzle, bizzle. I've hosted over 800 quizzes since 2008 and have written around 1,000 of our rounds. I'm also a vegetarian, a Jew, and a pretty, pretty princess.

I kick ass and sometimes take names where appropriate; Quizmaster extraordinaire and all around nerd, I host the weekly quiz with both fury and pomp. If you ever find youself in need of a good beating in Halo, tetherball, or a good ole' fashioned PBR chugoff, feel free to let me know.

You can learn a little more about my messed up brain over at my "Meet Your Quizmaster interview.

Check out Northern Colorado's Facebook page @ www.facebook.com/NoCoGeeksWhoDrink

I also write beer reviews and articles @ www.PorchDrinking.com

And if you so desire, I can also be found on The Facebooks or on The Twitters, Xbox Live, Steam, League of Legends, Battle.net, and your Mom's house.


--------------- Quiz Schedule ---------------

Beau Jo's Pizza
205 N College Ave
Mondays @ 7:00pm

Pour Brothers Community Tavern
18220 Linden St
Tuesdays @ 8:00pm

Illegal Pete's
320 Walnut St Wednesdays @ 8:00pm


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Beau Jo's (Fort Collins)
100 North College Avenue
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Monday, Jun 06, 2016
[Mondays @ 7:00 pm]
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50 Shades Of Orange @ BEAU JO'S!!!
Andizzle fo' Shizzle

It’s a little scary to think that our next President is going to be akin to Christian Grey from those god-awful books in the fact that he’s a rich, misogynistic piece of crap. The only difference is that this guy is real, and quite orange. May the flying spaghetti monster and his noodly appendage have mercy upon us all.    Things we learned this week: - Nobody is a Master Of Sex, apparently. - All pop is better in Spanish.   - Crushed up carmine really is beautiful, no? - Can you pay my automobills?  
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Why yes, Andizzle fo' Shizzle is in fact my legit, legal name (as soon as I change it). Fo' rizzle, bizzle. I've hosted over 800 quizzes since 2008 and have written around 1,000 of our rounds. I'm also a vegetarian, a Jew, and a pretty, pretty princess.

I kick ass and sometimes take names where appropriate; Quizmaster extraordinaire and all around nerd, I host the weekly quiz with both fury and pomp. If you ever find youself in need of a good beating in Halo, tetherball, or a good ole' fashioned PBR chugoff, feel free to let me know.

You can learn a little more about my messed up brain over at my "Meet Your Quizmaster interview.

Check out Northern Colorado's Facebook page @ www.facebook.com/NoCoGeeksWhoDrink

I also write beer reviews and articles @ www.PorchDrinking.com

And if you so desire, I can also be found on The Facebooks or on The Twitters, Xbox Live, Steam, League of Legends, Battle.net, and your Mom's house.


--------------- Quiz Schedule ---------------

Beau Jo's Pizza
205 N College Ave
Mondays @ 7:00pm

Pour Brothers Community Tavern
18220 Linden St
Tuesdays @ 8:00pm

Illegal Pete's
320 Walnut St Wednesdays @ 8:00pm


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Beau Jo's (Fort Collins)
100 North College Avenue
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Monday, May 30, 2016
[Mondays @ 7:00 pm]
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Memorial Daze @ BEAU JO'S!!!
Andizzle fo' Shizzle

What’s more American than celebrating your day off to pay respect to veterans and remember those lost at war? Drinking free beer while being bestowed knowledge on Howard The Duck, listening to They Might Be Giants, eating pizza, and enjoying your day off that you likely instead spent grilling and day drinking rather than doing what the holiday was intended for in the first place. Oh, and I guess Donald Trump. ‘Mericuh.   Things we learned this week: - 11/9 was not the London date of terror attacks. - Henry Heimlich is now officially a lifesaver. - Nobody has any idea when the October Revolution occurred. - A
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Why yes, Andizzle fo' Shizzle is in fact my legit, legal name (as soon as I change it). Fo' rizzle, bizzle. I've hosted over 800 quizzes since 2008 and have written around 1,000 of our rounds. I'm also a vegetarian, a Jew, and a pretty, pretty princess.

I kick ass and sometimes take names where appropriate; Quizmaster extraordinaire and all around nerd, I host the weekly quiz with both fury and pomp. If you ever find youself in need of a good beating in Halo, tetherball, or a good ole' fashioned PBR chugoff, feel free to let me know.

You can learn a little more about my messed up brain over at my "Meet Your Quizmaster interview.

Check out Northern Colorado's Facebook page @ www.facebook.com/NoCoGeeksWhoDrink

I also write beer reviews and articles @ www.PorchDrinking.com

And if you so desire, I can also be found on The Facebooks or on The Twitters, Xbox Live, Steam, League of Legends, Battle.net, and your Mom's house.


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Beau Jo's Pizza
205 N College Ave
Mondays @ 7:00pm

Pour Brothers Community Tavern
18220 Linden St
Tuesdays @ 8:00pm

Illegal Pete's
320 Walnut St Wednesdays @ 8:00pm