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Beau Jo's (Fort Collins)
100 North College Avenue
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Monday, May 23, 2016
[Mondays @ 7:00 pm]
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Art In 140 Characters @ BEAU JO'S!!!
Andizzle fo' Shizzle

Twitter is a great place for modern day artists, but those born in the 19th century didn’t quite have the same luxury. They had to make actual art and produce pieces that inspired thought, rather than memes and pictures of Hodor. That’s ok, humans evolve, and so must our collective tastes of what is considered a masterpiece. And apparently Kanye West shouting “COSBY INNOCENT” is just that.   Things we learned this week: - Star Wars would have been much better with a bunch of dead ewoks. - Huge Ackman: star of Les Miserables. - Homeward Bound makes me sad… - Steven Tyler sounds like
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Why yes, Andizzle fo' Shizzle is in fact my legit, legal name (as soon as I change it). Fo' rizzle, bizzle. I've hosted over 700 quizzes since 2008 and have written around 1,000 of our rounds. I'm also a vegetarian, a Jew, and a god damned pretty, pretty princess.

I kick ass and sometimes take names where appropriate; Quizmaster extraordinaire and all around nerd, I host the weekly quiz with both fury and pomp. If you ever find youself in need of a good beating in Halo, tetherball, or a good ole' fashioned PBR chugoff, feel free to let me know.

You can learn a little more about my messed up brain over at my Meet Your Quizmaster interview.

Check out Northern Colorado's Facebook page @ www.facebook.com/NoCoGeeksWhoDrink

I also write beer reviews and articles @ www.PorchDrinking.com

And if you so desire, I can also be found on The Facebooks or on The Twitters, Xbox Live, Steam, League of Legends, Battle.net, and your Mom's house.


--------------- Quiz Schedule ---------------

Beau Jo's Pizza
205 N College Ave
Mondays @ 7:00pm

Pour Brothers Community Tavern
18220 Linden St
Tuesdays @ 8:00pm

Illegal Pete's
320 Walnut St Wednesdays @ 8:00pm

The Mainline Ale House
125 S College Ave
Thursdays @ 7:00pm


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Beau Jo's (Fort Collins)
100 North College Avenue
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Monday, May 16, 2016
[Mondays @ 7:00 pm]
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Birthquiz @ BEAU JO'S!!!
Andizzle fo' Shizzle

What better way to spend your day of birth than with friends, booze, and quiz? None better way, that’s how! So that’s exactly what Matt did this week (as he tends to do most weeks, and has for several years). Except this week was his 40th, so that means getting really rowdy and eating cake and taking faaaaaar too many shots. Win or not, you definitely were a winner for two hours. So thanks for all the fun over the years; here’s to many more!   Things we learned this week: - Jazz makes everything better. Or maybe worse. - How many quizzers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? - Animal farm: the reason
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Why yes, Andizzle fo' Shizzle is in fact my legit, legal name (as soon as I change it). Fo' rizzle, bizzle. I've hosted over 700 quizzes since 2008 and have written around 1,000 of our rounds. I'm also a vegetarian, a Jew, and a god damned pretty, pretty princess.

I kick ass and sometimes take names where appropriate; Quizmaster extraordinaire and all around nerd, I host the weekly quiz with both fury and pomp. If you ever find youself in need of a good beating in Halo, tetherball, or a good ole' fashioned PBR chugoff, feel free to let me know.

You can learn a little more about my messed up brain over at my Meet Your Quizmaster interview.

Check out Northern Colorado's Facebook page @ www.facebook.com/NoCoGeeksWhoDrink

I also write beer reviews and articles @ www.PorchDrinking.com

And if you so desire, I can also be found on The Facebooks or on The Twitters, Xbox Live, Steam, League of Legends, Battle.net, and your Mom's house.


--------------- Quiz Schedule ---------------

Beau Jo's Pizza
205 N College Ave
Mondays @ 7:00pm

Pour Brothers Community Tavern
18220 Linden St
Tuesdays @ 8:00pm

Illegal Pete's
320 Walnut St Wednesdays @ 8:00pm

The Mainline Ale House
125 S College Ave
Thursdays @ 7:00pm


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Beau Jo's (Fort Collins)
100 North College Avenue
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Monday, May 09, 2016
[Mondays @ 7:00 pm]
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The Wanking Dead @ BEAU JO'S!!!
Andizzle fo' Shizzle

“Coral and company travel through the same damn backlot for seven seasons whacking zombies and whacking… it.” It’s crazy that such minor edits can create sweeping changes in something’s meaning. But that’s what puns are for, right?   Things we learned this week: - I would totally drive a Nissan Nightmare on Elm Street. - Nobody knows the capital of Texas outside of Texas. - The Teletubbies were definitely before their time. - Israel: it’s a place you should know about. -------------------- THIS WEEK'S ANNOUNCEMENTS --------------------
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Why yes, Andizzle fo' Shizzle is in fact my legit, legal name (as soon as I change it). Fo' rizzle, bizzle. I've hosted over 700 quizzes since 2008 and have written around 1,000 of our rounds. I'm also a vegetarian, a Jew, and a god damned pretty, pretty princess.

I kick ass and sometimes take names where appropriate; Quizmaster extraordinaire and all around nerd, I host the weekly quiz with both fury and pomp. If you ever find youself in need of a good beating in Halo, tetherball, or a good ole' fashioned PBR chugoff, feel free to let me know.

You can learn a little more about my messed up brain over at my Meet Your Quizmaster interview.

Check out Northern Colorado's Facebook page @ www.facebook.com/NoCoGeeksWhoDrink

I also write beer reviews and articles @ www.PorchDrinking.com

And if you so desire, I can also be found on The Facebooks or on The Twitters, Xbox Live, Steam, League of Legends, Battle.net, and your Mom's house.


--------------- Quiz Schedule ---------------

Beau Jo's Pizza
205 N College Ave
Mondays @ 7:00pm

Pour Brothers Community Tavern
18220 Linden St
Tuesdays @ 8:00pm

Illegal Pete's
320 Walnut St Wednesdays @ 8:00pm

The Mainline Ale House
125 S College Ave
Thursdays @ 7:00pm


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Beau Jo's (Fort Collins)
100 North College Avenue
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Monday, May 02, 2016
[Mondays @ 7:00 pm]
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Sports Go Sports @ BEAU JO'S!!!
Andizzle fo' Shizzle

I doubt it’s any secret that I don’t watch sports, nor do I care about sports, nor do I even really know what “sports” is. That said, when I ask a sports question, please don’t assume that I have literally ANYTHING to say about it should you disagree or ask for clarification. Talk to me about Kobe Bryant and I’ll tell you that he should have won the Super Bowl. No, I don’t watch football, stop asking. Kthxbai.   Things we learned this week: - The Hermitage sounds like a place any shut-in would love to live. - Gabbo was the worst Simpsons character since Poochy. - Math and S&M:
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Why yes, Andizzle fo' Shizzle is in fact my legit, legal name (as soon as I change it). Fo' rizzle, bizzle. I've hosted over 700 quizzes since 2008 and have written around 1,000 of our rounds. I'm also a vegetarian, a Jew, and a god damned pretty, pretty princess.

I kick ass and sometimes take names where appropriate; Quizmaster extraordinaire and all around nerd, I host the weekly quiz with both fury and pomp. If you ever find youself in need of a good beating in Halo, tetherball, or a good ole' fashioned PBR chugoff, feel free to let me know.

You can learn a little more about my messed up brain over at my Meet Your Quizmaster interview.

Check out Northern Colorado's Facebook page @ www.facebook.com/NoCoGeeksWhoDrink

I also write beer reviews and articles @ www.PorchDrinking.com

And if you so desire, I can also be found on The Facebooks or on The Twitters, Xbox Live, Steam, League of Legends, Battle.net, and your Mom's house.


--------------- Quiz Schedule ---------------

Beau Jo's Pizza
205 N College Ave
Mondays @ 7:00pm

Pour Brothers Community Tavern
18220 Linden St
Tuesdays @ 8:00pm

Illegal Pete's
320 Walnut St Wednesdays @ 8:00pm

The Mainline Ale House
125 S College Ave
Thursdays @ 7:00pm


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Beau Jo's (Fort Collins)
100 North College Avenue
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Monday, Apr 18, 2016
[Mondays @ 7:00 pm]
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Brewing Coffee @ BEAU JO'S!!!
Andizzle fo' Shizzle

And I guess also restocking the pastry cabinet and mopping… oh, the skills and duties of a humanities major. Fortunately for many of you, you had the knowledge without the background, because really, the only worse job prospect would be someone with a liberal arts degree. Or maybe I guess an applied arts and sciences degree with focus on film and cinematography (case in point). Who wants to be a QM?!   Things we learned this week:- The nose knows. - Rick Astley is the best musician of all time. - Both bad things and confusing things come in threes. - Nobody actually loves LA.  
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Why yes, Andizzle fo' Shizzle is in fact my legit, legal name (as soon as I change it). Fo' rizzle, bizzle. I've hosted over 700 quizzes since 2008 and have written around 1,000 of our rounds. I'm also a vegetarian, a Jew, and a god damned pretty, pretty princess.

I kick ass and sometimes take names where appropriate; Quizmaster extraordinaire and all around nerd, I host the weekly quiz with both fury and pomp. If you ever find youself in need of a good beating in Halo, tetherball, or a good ole' fashioned PBR chugoff, feel free to let me know.

You can learn a little more about my messed up brain over at my Meet Your Quizmaster interview.

Check out Northern Colorado's Facebook page @ www.facebook.com/NoCoGeeksWhoDrink

I also write beer reviews and articles @ www.PorchDrinking.com

And if you so desire, I can also be found on The Facebooks or on The Twitters, Xbox Live, Steam, League of Legends, Battle.net, and your Mom's house.


--------------- Quiz Schedule ---------------

Beau Jo's Pizza
205 N College Ave
Mondays @ 7:00pm

Pour Brothers Community Tavern
18220 Linden St
Tuesdays @ 8:00pm

Illegal Pete's
320 Walnut St Wednesdays @ 8:00pm

The Mainline Ale House
125 S College Ave
Thursdays @ 7:00pm


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Beau Jo's (Fort Collins)
100 North College Avenue
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Monday, Apr 11, 2016
[Mondays @ 7:00 pm]
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Only BEAU JO'S Could Make Me Picture George Washington on a Nuclear Sub...
The Radness That Is Brecken

You guys are so silly. Too many trips to Beau Jo's bar... Salad bar! (That was not funny.) Anyway, good to see you all again. Funny how I can go two years without subbing for Andy then see you twice in two weeks. Not that I'm complaining. Andy's loss is my gain. High scores and big brains tonight with our top two teams each acing two rounds. This is the kind of intelligence I expect! Overall great night. Glad that I could spend it with you again. When will we see each other again? Will it be another two weeks or another two years? Only time, and Andy, know for sure. Thanks for the fun!   Do you think that I write more
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart... The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that. When not belittling you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer. She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all." Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody. Check out her other misadventures, writing or otherwise, at BreckenBaker.com. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it. And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with. What Chilly Wig-Wam?


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Beau Jo's (Fort Collins)
100 North College Avenue
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Monday, Apr 04, 2016
[Mondays @ 7:00 pm]
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Sexy Saxin' @ BEAU JO'S!!!
Andizzle fo' Shizzle

Sometimes sax is a ruiner of all things good, but sometimes, it can be an amazing experience. Say no to Kenny G, say yes to sax covers.   Things we learned this week: - Robert Downey Jr. got a sweet retirement plan from The Avengers. - When given the option, the correct answer is ALWAYS Dick. - Max Rockatansky sure was mad. - What do you call a lesbo from Lesbos?   -------------------- THIS WEEK'S ANNOUNCEMENTS --------------------
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Why yes, Andizzle fo' Shizzle is in fact my legit, legal name (as soon as I change it). Fo' rizzle, bizzle. I've hosted over 700 quizzes since 2008 and have written around 1,000 of our rounds. I'm also a vegetarian, a Jew, and a god damned pretty, pretty princess.

I kick ass and sometimes take names where appropriate; Quizmaster extraordinaire and all around nerd, I host the weekly quiz with both fury and pomp. If you ever find youself in need of a good beating in Halo, tetherball, or a good ole' fashioned PBR chugoff, feel free to let me know.

You can learn a little more about my messed up brain over at my Meet Your Quizmaster interview.

Check out Northern Colorado's Facebook page @ www.facebook.com/NoCoGeeksWhoDrink

I also write beer reviews and articles @ www.PorchDrinking.com

And if you so desire, I can also be found on The Facebooks or on The Twitters, Xbox Live, Steam, League of Legends, Battle.net, and your Mom's house.


--------------- Quiz Schedule ---------------

Beau Jo's Pizza
205 N College Ave
Mondays @ 7:00pm

Pour Brothers Community Tavern
18220 Linden St
Tuesdays @ 8:00pm

Illegal Pete's
320 Walnut St Wednesdays @ 8:00pm

The Mainline Ale House
125 S College Ave
Thursdays @ 7:00pm


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Beau Jo's (Fort Collins)
100 North College Avenue
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Monday, Mar 28, 2016
[Mondays @ 7:00 pm]
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Well Hey There, BEAU JO'S!
The Radness That Is Brecken

Long time no see, eh? Since our pal Andy decided to go to D. C. and have a capitally good time (ha!) I again got to have a little sit-down quiz time with you! A quick look through my blog rolls and it seems like the last time I was here to visit was in September of 2014! That is far, far too much time. I missed you (and delicious pizza). We had quite a gap in scores tonight, as you can see. What happened, Accidental Pullout? You guys used to dominate! Did babies, biking, and world travel make you dumb? I hope that's the reason, because I intend to do none of those things. Anyway, a wonderful time was had by all, as I expect
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It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart... The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that. When not belittling you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, her pets, and beer. She lives her life like the Arthur Balfour quote: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all." Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody. Check out her other misadventures, writing or otherwise, at BreckenBaker.com. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it. And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with. What Chilly Wig-Wam?


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Beau Jo's (Fort Collins)
100 North College Avenue
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Monday, Mar 21, 2016
[Mondays @ 7:00 pm]
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Death To American Arteries @ BEAU JO'S!!!
Andizzle fo' Shizzle

It appears as though every single person in America is a sheep who enjoys fast food a bit too much. You all know the advertising slogans, the trade and brand names, and the contents of a McWhopper Grillshake, a Mini McFishbite Jr., and a Mega Double Quarter Pounder With Special Sauce, and that’s a bit disturbing. I mean, I guess it just means you probably have a really high insurance premium, but if you enjoy your metric ton of annual sodium intake, more power to you. Me? I’m eating salad tonight.   Things we learned this week:- Babe Ruth and Roger Maris are not the same people. - I’ve heard you should really
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Why yes, Andizzle fo' Shizzle is in fact my legit, legal name (as soon as I change it). Fo' rizzle, bizzle. I've hosted over 700 quizzes since 2008 and have written around 1,000 of our rounds. I'm also a vegetarian, a Jew, and a god damned pretty, pretty princess.

I kick ass and sometimes take names where appropriate; Quizmaster extraordinaire and all around nerd, I host the weekly quiz with both fury and pomp. If you ever find youself in need of a good beating in Halo, tetherball, or a good ole' fashioned PBR chugoff, feel free to let me know.

You can learn a little more about my messed up brain over at my Meet Your Quizmaster interview.

Check out Northern Colorado's Facebook page @ www.facebook.com/NoCoGeeksWhoDrink

I also write beer reviews and articles @ www.PorchDrinking.com

And if you so desire, I can also be found on The Facebooks or on The Twitters, Xbox Live, Steam, League of Legends, Battle.net, and your Mom's house.


--------------- Quiz Schedule ---------------

Beau Jo's Pizza
205 N College Ave
Mondays @ 7:00pm

Pour Brothers Community Tavern
18220 Linden St
Tuesdays @ 8:00pm

Illegal Pete's
320 Walnut St Wednesdays @ 8:00pm

The Mainline Ale House
125 S College Ave
Thursdays @ 7:00pm


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Beau Jo's (Fort Collins)
100 North College Avenue
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Monday, Mar 14, 2016
[Mondays @ 7:00 pm]
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Pi Day @ BEAU JO'S!!!
Andizzle fo' Shizzle

No, not the delicious confectionary treat, the number that has infinite digits! Or, if you’re from Indiana, the number that can be rounded up to “3.2” because apparently centuries of mathematics is wrong and ‘Merica, damn it. Thanks for spending this irrational day with me with an irrational number of players…. Seriously, that was more ridiculous than the Indian dude who memorized pi to 70,000 digits.   Things we learned this week: - Taylor Swift, Daft Punk, and U2 are not filmmakers. Sorry. - More quizzes should include Cake and They Might Be Giants. - ‘Aeurope’ is not a place,
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Why yes, Andizzle fo' Shizzle is in fact my legit, legal name (as soon as I change it). Fo' rizzle, bizzle. I've hosted over 700 quizzes since 2008 and have written around 1,000 of our rounds. I'm also a vegetarian, a Jew, and a god damned pretty, pretty princess.

I kick ass and sometimes take names where appropriate; Quizmaster extraordinaire and all around nerd, I host the weekly quiz with both fury and pomp. If you ever find youself in need of a good beating in Halo, tetherball, or a good ole' fashioned PBR chugoff, feel free to let me know.

You can learn a little more about my messed up brain over at my Meet Your Quizmaster interview.

Check out Northern Colorado's Facebook page @ www.facebook.com/NoCoGeeksWhoDrink

I also write beer reviews and articles @ www.PorchDrinking.com

And if you so desire, I can also be found on The Facebooks or on The Twitters, Xbox Live, Steam, League of Legends, Battle.net, and your Mom's house.


--------------- Quiz Schedule ---------------

Beau Jo's Pizza
205 N College Ave
Mondays @ 7:00pm

Pour Brothers Community Tavern
18220 Linden St
Tuesdays @ 8:00pm

Illegal Pete's
320 Walnut St Wednesdays @ 8:00pm

The Mainline Ale House
125 S College Ave
Thursdays @ 7:00pm


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Beau Jo's (Fort Collins)
100 North College Avenue
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Monday, Mar 07, 2016
[Mondays @ 7:00 pm]
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Trumpstravaganza @ BEAU JO'S!!!
Andizzle fo' Shizzle

That damn oompa loompa is everywhere! Seriously, we can’t have a single Recently In Stuff round without him covering at least 80% of the damn questions. And if we have a round about The Douchiest Of All Douches, well, you can guess who’s dominating that material as well. I wish he would just hurry up and get elected as Supreme Overlord already   Things we learned this week: - I want a supergroup called They Might Be Giant Cakes. - Apparently I really need to read Good Omens. - More people need to learn about Murder She Wrote. Less people about the Bold and the Beautiful. - Bryan Cranston was in more
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Why yes, Andizzle fo' Shizzle is in fact my legit, legal name (as soon as I change it). Fo' rizzle, bizzle. I've hosted over 700 quizzes since 2008 and have written around 1,000 of our rounds. I'm also a vegetarian, a Jew, and a god damned pretty, pretty princess.

I kick ass and sometimes take names where appropriate; Quizmaster extraordinaire and all around nerd, I host the weekly quiz with both fury and pomp. If you ever find youself in need of a good beating in Halo, tetherball, or a good ole' fashioned PBR chugoff, feel free to let me know.

You can learn a little more about my messed up brain over at my Meet Your Quizmaster interview.

Check out Northern Colorado's Facebook page @ www.facebook.com/NoCoGeeksWhoDrink

I also write beer reviews and articles @ www.PorchDrinking.com

And if you so desire, I can also be found on The Facebooks or on The Twitters, Xbox Live, Steam, League of Legends, Battle.net, and your Mom's house.


--------------- Quiz Schedule ---------------

Beau Jo's Pizza
205 N College Ave
Mondays @ 7:00pm

Pour Brothers Community Tavern
18220 Linden St
Tuesdays @ 8:00pm

Illegal Pete's
320 Walnut St Wednesdays @ 8:00pm

The Mainline Ale House
125 S College Ave
Thursdays @ 7:00pm


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Beau Jo's (Fort Collins)
100 North College Avenue
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Monday, Feb 29, 2016
[Mondays @ 7:00 pm]
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Crocodile Dundee Quizzin' @ BEAU JO'S!!!
Andizzle fo' Shizzle

Trivia night elsewhere: you call that a quiz? Nope. Geeks Who Drink: now THAT is a quiz. Where else will you get ridiculous content like describing that time Charles Barkley challenged Tiger Woods to a gold duel (that didn’t happen). Or that time Angelina Jolie made out with her brother at the Oscars (that totally DID happen). You see, we’re like ole’ Croc Dundee: able to pull out the goods when compared to the piddly stuff the other guys bring up, either with knives or with quizzing.   Things we learned this week:- Paulie Shore movies: never forget. - Brian Setzer and his orchestra are always a good time.
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Why yes, Andizzle fo' Shizzle is in fact my legit, legal name (as soon as I change it). Fo' rizzle, bizzle. I've hosted over 700 quizzes since 2008 and have written around 1,000 of our rounds. I'm also a vegetarian, a Jew, and a god damned pretty, pretty princess.

I kick ass and sometimes take names where appropriate; Quizmaster extraordinaire and all around nerd, I host the weekly quiz with both fury and pomp. If you ever find youself in need of a good beating in Halo, tetherball, or a good ole' fashioned PBR chugoff, feel free to let me know.

You can learn a little more about my messed up brain over at my Meet Your Quizmaster interview.

Check out Northern Colorado's Facebook page @ www.facebook.com/NoCoGeeksWhoDrink

I also write beer reviews and articles @ www.PorchDrinking.com

And if you so desire, I can also be found on The Facebooks or on The Twitters, Xbox Live, Steam, League of Legends, Battle.net, and your Mom's house.


--------------- Quiz Schedule ---------------

Beau Jo's Pizza
205 N College Ave
Mondays @ 7:00pm

Pour Brothers Community Tavern
18220 Linden St
Tuesdays @ 8:00pm

Illegal Pete's
320 Walnut St Wednesdays @ 8:00pm

The Mainline Ale House
125 S College Ave
Thursdays @ 7:00pm


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Beau Jo's (Fort Collins)
100 North College Avenue
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Monday, Feb 22, 2016
[Mondays @ 7:00 pm]
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Trumpathon @ BEAU JO'S!!!
Andizzle fo' Shizzle

Geek Bowl has come and gone, and the collective hangover nearly killed a substantial number of the 230 teams in attendance. But you know what brings us right back to reality? The fact that Donald Trump is the Presidential frontrunner. I guess all we can do is make parody songs about him, because really, it’s just a matter of time before Supreme Lord Trump takes office and we all wish we dies at Geek Bowl.   Things we learned this week: - The Killer Thighs were the best weapon to use in N64’s “Goldenye”. - The most purple thing other than Oprah? Nurples. - I want to own a Sackbut. - EVERYTHING
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Why yes, Andizzle fo' Shizzle is in fact my legit, legal name (as soon as I change it). Fo' rizzle, bizzle. I've hosted over 700 quizzes since 2008 and have written around 1,000 of our rounds. I'm also a vegetarian, a Jew, and a god damned pretty, pretty princess.

I kick ass and sometimes take names where appropriate; Quizmaster extraordinaire and all around nerd, I host the weekly quiz with both fury and pomp. If you ever find youself in need of a good beating in Halo, tetherball, or a good ole' fashioned PBR chugoff, feel free to let me know.

You can learn a little more about my messed up brain over at my Meet Your Quizmaster interview.

Check out Northern Colorado's Facebook page @ www.facebook.com/NoCoGeeksWhoDrink

I also write beer reviews and articles @ www.PorchDrinking.com

And if you so desire, I can also be found on The Facebooks or on The Twitters, Xbox Live, Steam, League of Legends, Battle.net, and your Mom's house.


--------------- Quiz Schedule ---------------

Beau Jo's Pizza
205 N College Ave
Mondays @ 7:00pm

Pour Brothers Community Tavern
18220 Linden St
Tuesdays @ 8:00pm

Illegal Pete's
320 Walnut St Wednesdays @ 8:00pm

The Mainline Ale House
125 S College Ave
Thursdays @ 7:00pm


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Beau Jo's (Fort Collins)
100 North College Avenue
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Monday, Feb 15, 2016
[Mondays @ 7:00 pm]
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Cows Are Good Singers @ BEAU JO'S!!!
Andizzle fo' Shizzle

If you compare a cow mooing to some of the modern-day musicians, you will realize that a bovine has a better range. Lil Wayne and Nicki Minaj both sound like garbage compared to ole’ Bessy. More pop music should feature an interrupting cow in one way or another, because really, wouldn’t that spice up the 6,000th time you’ve heard that god damned Imagine Dragons song?   Things we learned this week: - When talking about dick, it’s likely Cheney. - Boanthropy is totally a thing! - Shaft; as goo in 2000 as he was in the 70’s. - Man, yo mamma so… lots of things.  
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Why yes, Andizzle fo' Shizzle is in fact my legit, legal name (as soon as I change it). Fo' rizzle, bizzle. I've hosted over 700 quizzes since 2008 and have written around 1,000 of our rounds. I'm also a vegetarian, a Jew, and a god damned pretty, pretty princess.

I kick ass and sometimes take names where appropriate; Quizmaster extraordinaire and all around nerd, I host the weekly quiz with both fury and pomp. If you ever find youself in need of a good beating in Halo, tetherball, or a good ole' fashioned PBR chugoff, feel free to let me know.

You can learn a little more about my messed up brain over at my Meet Your Quizmaster interview.

Check out Northern Colorado's Facebook page @ www.facebook.com/NoCoGeeksWhoDrink

I also write beer reviews and articles @ www.PorchDrinking.com

And if you so desire, I can also be found on The Facebooks or on The Twitters, Xbox Live, Steam, League of Legends, Battle.net, and your Mom's house.


--------------- Quiz Schedule ---------------

Beau Jo's Pizza
205 N College Ave
Mondays @ 7:00pm

Pour Brothers Community Tavern
18220 Linden St
Tuesdays @ 8:00pm

Illegal Pete's
320 Walnut St Wednesdays @ 8:00pm

The Mainline Ale House
125 S College Ave
Thursdays @ 7:00pm


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Beau Jo's (Fort Collins)
100 North College Avenue
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Monday, Feb 08, 2016
[Mondays @ 7:00 pm]
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It's A Threesome @ BEAU JO'S!!!
Andizzle fo' Shizzle

Fierce-ish competition this week as we debated the holes of Matthew Perry that he needed to have filled. Oh, the late 90’s, how ridiculous an era you were. But not as ridiculous as the modern era, where it’s difficult to distinguish the difference between a TV show where literally nothing made sense, and a bunch of commercials about cars where Matthew McConaughey talked about….. I have no idea what.   Things we learned this week: - Okeechobee is a word I can actually pronounce. - It was quite bittersweet for Bittersweet Symphony. - The birds nest was no more ridiculous than the 8,000 terra cotta warriors
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Why yes, Andizzle fo' Shizzle is in fact my legit, legal name (as soon as I change it). Fo' rizzle, bizzle. I've hosted over 700 quizzes since 2008 and have written around 1,000 of our rounds. I'm also a vegetarian, a Jew, and a god damned pretty, pretty princess.

I kick ass and sometimes take names where appropriate; Quizmaster extraordinaire and all around nerd, I host the weekly quiz with both fury and pomp. If you ever find youself in need of a good beating in Halo, tetherball, or a good ole' fashioned PBR chugoff, feel free to let me know.

You can learn a little more about my messed up brain over at my Meet Your Quizmaster interview.

Check out Northern Colorado's Facebook page @ www.facebook.com/NoCoGeeksWhoDrink

I also write beer reviews and articles @ www.PorchDrinking.com

And if you so desire, I can also be found on The Facebooks or on The Twitters, Xbox Live, Steam, League of Legends, Battle.net, and your Mom's house.


--------------- Quiz Schedule ---------------

Beau Jo's Pizza
205 N College Ave
Mondays @ 7:00pm

Pour Brothers Community Tavern
18220 Linden St
Tuesdays @ 8:00pm

Illegal Pete's
320 Walnut St Wednesdays @ 8:00pm

The Mainline Ale House
125 S College Ave
Thursdays @ 7:00pm


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Beau Jo's (Fort Collins)
100 North College Avenue
Fort Collins, CO
80524
Monday, Feb 01, 2016
[Mondays @ 7:00 pm]
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Snow Day @ BEAU JO'S!!!
Andizzle fo' Shizzle

It may be February, but the weather outside is frightful, and the quiz is so delightful. And since you have no place to go since you can’t get out of your driveway, there is snow, there is snow, there is snow. Seriously, so much. And ice, lot of that. Be safe out there, ye fools who decided to brave the elements and stare into the face of God to get your GWD fix.   Things we learned this week: - Algernon was adorbz. - Rupert Holmes is a terrible person. - I may or may not have to read A Tale of Two Cities. - All movies are better backwards.  
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Why yes, Andizzle fo' Shizzle is in fact my legit, legal name (as soon as I change it). Fo' rizzle, bizzle. I've hosted over 700 quizzes since 2008 and have written around 1,000 of our rounds. I'm also a vegetarian, a Jew, and a god damned pretty, pretty princess.

I kick ass and sometimes take names where appropriate; Quizmaster extraordinaire and all around nerd, I host the weekly quiz with both fury and pomp. If you ever find youself in need of a good beating in Halo, tetherball, or a good ole' fashioned PBR chugoff, feel free to let me know.

You can learn a little more about my messed up brain over at my Meet Your Quizmaster interview.

Check out Northern Colorado's Facebook page @ www.facebook.com/NoCoGeeksWhoDrink

I also write beer reviews and articles @ www.PorchDrinking.com

And if you so desire, I can also be found on The Facebooks or on The Twitters, Xbox Live, Steam, League of Legends, Battle.net, and your Mom's house.


--------------- Quiz Schedule ---------------

Beau Jo's Pizza
205 N College Ave
Mondays @ 7:00pm

Pour Brothers Community Tavern
18220 Linden St
Tuesdays @ 8:00pm

Illegal Pete's
320 Walnut St Wednesdays @ 8:00pm

The Mainline Ale House
125 S College Ave
Thursdays @ 7:00pm