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Chilkoot Charlie's
2435 Spenard Road
Anchorage, AK
99503
Thursday, September 03, 2015
[Thursdays @ 7:30 pm]
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If You Repeat The Name Jason Derulo 5 Times Into A Mirror, You've Written A Jason Derulo Song
Quizmaster Nate Dogg

Round 1: Watching former athletes like David Feherty attempt humor is like a car wreck. Not watching a car wreck from afar, mind you, more like actually being in a life-threatening, extremely painful automobile accident where you begin to long for death’s sweet embrace. Round 2: I WAS RIGHT AFTER ALL! Tal Bachman is indeed the son of Guess Who/Bachman Turner Overdrive co-founder Randy Bachman. And then Avril
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In 1992, a crack-addicted quizmaster one-man commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime he didn't commit. This man promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Anchorage, Alaska underground. Today, still wanted by the government, he survives as a quizmaster of fortune. If you have a pub quiz problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find him....maybe you can hire Quizmaster Nate Dogg.


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Chilkoot Charlie's
2435 Spenard Road
Anchorage, AK
99503
Thursday, August 27, 2015
[Thursdays @ 7:30 pm]
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And then there were 3 doors down tickets..
Brrrennaaa!

I was back at Koot’s again already, filling in for Nate! A pleasure as always, this time we had our quiz in the Ice Bar. I was joined by a couple of co-workers from my IRL, actual, adult job… which.. Ahem. We’ll see how tomorrow at the office goes. Thanks so much Bleeding Tattooed Tacos (tattooed is not a word) for showing up! I successfully observed the ritual of playing the round 8 theme song, which NONE OF YOU CARED ABOUT THIS TIME?! COME ON. You guys are impossible. Anyway, good turnout, good crowd, and our two teams, People Keep Getting Shot (2nd place) and The Spenard Show (1st
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Hey hi hey. Anchorage's newest quizmaster, motherfucker.


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Chilkoot Charlie's
2435 Spenard Road
Anchorage, AK
99503
Thursday, August 20, 2015
[Thursdays @ 7:30 pm]
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Brenna gets the training wheels taken off..
Brrrennaaa!

“Seriously tho, it help. Booze, I mean.” Truer words have never been spoken, and by a friend/fellow quizmaster! Lisa Pizza of PDX helped me check myself before hosting my first ever quiz. This is kinda like riding a bicycle, in that once you’re off and running it’s… Wait, no that’s not right. Anyway, my first quiz was a success! Nate Dogg made an appearance so I could do little things like use the bathroom and re-booze. I also learned the hard way (via much shit giving, and confused looks from the new guys) that everyone LOVES that round 8 theme song. I will never underestimate the power again. Favorite
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Hey hi hey. Anchorage's newest quizmaster, motherfucker.


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Chilkoot Charlie's
2435 Spenard Road
Anchorage, AK
99503
Thursday, August 13, 2015
[Thursdays @ 7:30 pm]
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Freddy Mercury Is Giving Mustache Rides To All The Ladies
Quizmistrix Lalenya

Yes, it's been a while since I've hosted a Koots quiz, and I'm always nervous about doing so.  What if the Koots Crowd doesn't like me or get my sense of humor?  What if someone brandishes a gun?  What if I forget to take my doo rag off and they won't let me enter the bar?  But I needn't have feared.  Not with Brenna by my side!  She makes an excellent sidekick, and will soon be an excellent Quizmaster!   We had nine fun and friendly (maybe a bit too friendly at times) teams consisting of some douchebags, a table of not lesbians, a few Rumblers, a dead ringer for Freddy Mercury and a bunch of people who didn't want my expired Morning
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Lalenya is a veteran quizzer from Seattle.  She cut her teeth playing (and winning with her amazing teammates) at such venues as Mulleady's, The Old Pequliar, Coopers and of course, The Globe (now The Ould Triangle).  A founding member of the Pantsless Pete Appreciation Society, she has been quizzing with Geeks Who Drink for over 2 years.  She misses playing, but really enjoys hosting, and understands the importance of a great Quizmaster.


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Chilkoot Charlie's
2435 Spenard Road
Anchorage, AK
99503
Thursday, August 06, 2015
[Thursdays @ 7:30 pm]
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“In Flagrante Delicto!” ---Harry Potter, Esq.
Quizmaster Nate Dogg

1st Place: (R150433)Cuddle With A Struggle ($25) 2nd Place: *FUCK YEAH THAT WIDE! ($15) <*Sudden Death Tiebreaker Winner> Technically Not Last Place Award: Douche Nation (Star candy/game download) Best Team Name of The Night Prize: Forever Alone (Serenity pin) Plug: Float like a butterly, sting like a beer Registration is now open for Rumble in the Pub, our nationwide tournament going down all August long. Get your team together and register at geekswhodrink.com/rumble before August 10th! Rumble quizzes are just now starting
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In 1992, a crack-addicted quizmaster one-man commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime he didn't commit. This man promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Anchorage, Alaska underground. Today, still wanted by the government, he survives as a quizmaster of fortune. If you have a pub quiz problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find him....maybe you can hire Quizmaster Nate Dogg.


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Chilkoot Charlie's
2435 Spenard Road
Anchorage, AK
99503
Thursday, July 30, 2015
[Thursdays @ 7:30 pm]
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Tom Jones: Gender Identifier Extrordinaire
Quizmaster Nate Dogg

Let it be said for the record that I am also equally majorly bummed out upon receiving the bad news that Alaska will not be participating in the Nintendo themed quiz. As the French say, “Le sigh.” However, The Lesser 48 cannot stop us from still playing Rumble In the Pub. Registration is now open for our nationwide tournament going down all August long. Get your team together and register @ geekswhodrink.com/rumble before August 10th. Rumble quizzes start the first week of August. Remember what the Prophet Mel Gibson taught us all back in the year of our Lord & Savior Nineteen Hundred And Ninety Five Anno Domini:
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In 1992, a crack-addicted quizmaster one-man commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime he didn't commit. This man promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Anchorage, Alaska underground. Today, still wanted by the government, he survives as a quizmaster of fortune. If you have a pub quiz problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find him....maybe you can hire Quizmaster Nate Dogg.


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Chilkoot Charlie's
2435 Spenard Road
Anchorage, AK
99503
Thursday, July 23, 2015
[Thursdays @ 7:30 pm]
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The Hardy Boys: In The Lair Of The Yellow King
Quizmaster Nate Dogg

Round 1: Chomolungma sounds like some serious business, man. You need to get that checked out by a doctor STAT, bro. That is one scary-sounding diagnosis you do not want to ignore. Plug: Your quiz is in another castle! Grab your Power Glove and join us on Thursday, August 20 for "It’s Dangerous to Go Alone: A Nintendo Quiz"! You have begged and pleaded for video game quiz, so now's your chance to put your rupees where your mouth is. Find out more at Geeks Who Drink dot Com Round 2: There are many catchy, well-crafted pop songs released over
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In 1992, a crack-addicted quizmaster one-man commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime he didn't commit. This man promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Anchorage, Alaska underground. Today, still wanted by the government, he survives as a quizmaster of fortune. If you have a pub quiz problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find him....maybe you can hire Quizmaster Nate Dogg.


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Chilkoot Charlie's
2435 Spenard Road
Anchorage, AK
99503
Thursday, July 16, 2015
[Thursdays @ 7:30 pm]
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A Left-handed, Gay, Jewish Congressman From Massachusetts Is Technically His Own Special Interest Group
Quizmaster Nate Dogg

This may very well be Aurora's last quiz with us, one of my favorite quizzers ever. She's not dying or anything like that. Although when you move away from Alaska to "Outside" aka the rest of the world it kinda feels like that sometimes. She's got a kick ass new job and I wish her all the best. You will be missed. Seriously. Cheers! Round 1: In 2006, Dubya freaked out what powerful lady with an unwanted shoulder massage? Angela Merkel To be fair, she ALWAYS looks really tense. Like even as a newborn. Plug: Errorogenous
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In 1992, a crack-addicted quizmaster one-man commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime he didn't commit. This man promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Anchorage, Alaska underground. Today, still wanted by the government, he survives as a quizmaster of fortune. If you have a pub quiz problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find him....maybe you can hire Quizmaster Nate Dogg.


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Chilkoot Charlie's
2435 Spenard Road
Anchorage, AK
99503
Thursday, July 09, 2015
[Thursdays @ 7:30 pm]
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Eau De Funeral Home Toilette Water
Quizmaster Nate Dogg

Not Last Place: Walnuts & Sude Best Team Name: J-E-L-L-OH NO! Email Question Raffle: Rachael T. (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Secret Ooze) 2nd Place: Erectile Dysfunction Indicates Heart Disease ($15) 1st Place: The Spenard Show XOXOXO, Quizmaster Nate Dogg    
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In 1992, a crack-addicted quizmaster one-man commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime he didn't commit. This man promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Anchorage, Alaska underground. Today, still wanted by the government, he survives as a quizmaster of fortune. If you have a pub quiz problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find him....maybe you can hire Quizmaster Nate Dogg.


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Chilkoot Charlie's
2435 Spenard Road
Anchorage, AK
99503
Thursday, July 02, 2015
[Thursdays @ 7:30 pm]
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Pink, Pink, Stink, Nice Drink
Quizmaster Nate Dogg

Round 1: I was personally incredibly impressed to read that Pete Best does not hold any grudges against his old band mates, alive or dead. Given the fact that the Beatles as a band are synonymous with “acrimonious un-coupling” the world over, not to mention Best’s career the dictionary definition of “raw deal.” If any musician got the short end of the stick and deserves to complain about injustice until the end of time, it is Pete. Wow. Just plain wow. That is maturity in the best possible sense of the word. In all seriousness,
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In 1992, a crack-addicted quizmaster one-man commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime he didn't commit. This man promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Anchorage, Alaska underground. Today, still wanted by the government, he survives as a quizmaster of fortune. If you have a pub quiz problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find him....maybe you can hire Quizmaster Nate Dogg.


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Chilkoot Charlie's
2435 Spenard Road
Anchorage, AK
99503
Thursday, June 25, 2015
[Thursdays @ 7:30 pm]
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Gay Marriage Now (Better Title Forthcoming)
MatthewBurgoon

Wow,   I was getting ready to write the standard blog post about the quiz, “good quiz, funny answers, blah blah fart noise.” Then I woke up this morning and checked my facebook, and I had to do a quick double check. Marriage is now accessible for everyone. I’m crazy excited that this has happened finally, you watch the news and you see people in love, kissing, and holding each other and you think to yourself “People tried to pass laws banning this? People spent loads of cash passing laws to get rid of a couple of old men kissing? This is the thing bringing down the country? I would of thought that the Duggars would have an
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Ugh, why are you reading this?  Okay, fine.  A recent transplant to Alaska from Los Angeles, Matthew Burgoon hosts Geeks Who Drink on Tuesdays at Chilkoot Charlies.  Winner of zero awards for his standup comedy, he performs all over town, pontificating on such topics as Birds, Oliver Cromwell, and the time he saw a boob.  Perfect soulmate would be someone who'll rub his head like a dog.


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Chilkoot Charlie's
2435 Spenard Road
Anchorage, AK
99503
Thursday, June 18, 2015
[Thursdays @ 7:30 pm]
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Naked Preacher Teacher
Quizmaster Nate Dogg

Round 1: I am goddamn 36 years old and I just now realized last night that I have been mispronouncing the name of one of my favorite artists of all time, Marcel Duchamp. Doo-shaw?!? Not in my America…I mean American pronunciation of French…never mind…I am going to go now… Plug: Danger Zone! Just like the old gypsy woman said, Geeks Who Drink is going deep undercover and bringing you our first ever Archer theme quiz on Wednesday July 15. Wear your black or slightly darker black, turtleneck, and join us for eight rounds
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In 1992, a crack-addicted quizmaster one-man commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime he didn't commit. This man promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Anchorage, Alaska underground. Today, still wanted by the government, he survives as a quizmaster of fortune. If you have a pub quiz problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find him....maybe you can hire Quizmaster Nate Dogg.


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Chilkoot Charlie's
2435 Spenard Road
Anchorage, AK
99503
Thursday, June 11, 2015
[Thursdays @ 7:30 pm]
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DJ Fried Chicken Lamp 5000
Quizmaster Nate Dogg

Round 1: WERE YOU AWARE? More English-speaking undergraduate film majors have written their final thesis on the film “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off” than any other movie ever. One can assume the vast majority involved some type of comparison with communism and used the word “juxtaposition” to compare and contrast the two. Plug: In the Game of Thrones, you Quiz or you Die. Geeks Who Drink is proud to bring you another installment of Fire Cannot Kill a Quizmaster: A Game of Thrones Quiz on June 13. Call your banners and remember Valar Quizghulis. All men must quiz.
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In 1992, a crack-addicted quizmaster one-man commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime he didn't commit. This man promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Anchorage, Alaska underground. Today, still wanted by the government, he survives as a quizmaster of fortune. If you have a pub quiz problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find him....maybe you can hire Quizmaster Nate Dogg.


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Chilkoot Charlie's
2435 Spenard Road
Anchorage, AK
99503
Thursday, June 04, 2015
[Thursdays @ 7:30 pm]
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Am I A Gourd? Can I Hang Without Eating?
Quizmaster Nate Dogg

Round 1 a.k.a. “Amelia: Hey, honey. How's Alaska? Ted: Oh, just great. Everything's white. Including my father!”---Cuba Gooding Junior, “Snowdogs,” 2002 Plug: In The Game of Thrones, You Quiz or You Die - Geeks Who Drink Alaska is proud to bring you another installment of Fire Cannot Kill a Quizmaster: A Game of Thrones Quiz on June 13. Call your banners and remember Valar Quizghulis. All men must quiz. Find out more on Facebook or at Geeks Who Drink. Round
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In 1992, a crack-addicted quizmaster one-man commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime he didn't commit. This man promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Anchorage, Alaska underground. Today, still wanted by the government, he survives as a quizmaster of fortune. If you have a pub quiz problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find him....maybe you can hire Quizmaster Nate Dogg.


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Chilkoot Charlie's
2435 Spenard Road
Anchorage, AK
99503
Thursday, May 28, 2015
[Thursdays @ 7:30 pm]
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When Uganda Do Something, Uganda Do It Up Right The First Time!
Quizmaster Nate Dogg

Remember how during the last month of school when the teacher knew that no one was learning anything as they were too pre-occupied with it being so sunny and out plus summer vacation was impending and all that? So the teacher pulls the old “Hey everybody, it’s so nice out today, let’s learn about blah blah blah under a tree, right? Well, that’s exactly what I tried to pull off last night with my lone 3 quizzers on the smoking patio deck of Chilkoot Charlie’s in Anchorage last night? Predictably, it went about as well as you would think it would go. We got roughly about as much accomplished as an overly optimistic 3rd grade public school science
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In 1992, a crack-addicted quizmaster one-man commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime he didn't commit. This man promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Anchorage, Alaska underground. Today, still wanted by the government, he survives as a quizmaster of fortune. If you have a pub quiz problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find him....maybe you can hire Quizmaster Nate Dogg.


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Chilkoot Charlie's
2435 Spenard Road
Anchorage, AK
99503
Thursday, May 21, 2015
[Thursdays @ 7:30 pm]
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Yea! Kill whitey!
Quizmaster Nate Dogg

  Round one, a.k.a. Cedar Revolution Still Kinda Sounds like a Lame Ass Furniture Store Sale to Me, Boss.   Plug: In The Game of Thrones, You Quiz or You Die - Geeks Who Drink Alaska is proud to bring you another installment of Fire Cannot Kill a Quizmaster: A Game of Thrones Quiz on June 13. Call your banners and remember Valar Quizghulis. All men must quiz. Find
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In 1992, a crack-addicted quizmaster one-man commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime he didn't commit. This man promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Anchorage, Alaska underground. Today, still wanted by the government, he survives as a quizmaster of fortune. If you have a pub quiz problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find him....maybe you can hire Quizmaster Nate Dogg.