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Chilkoot Charlie's
2435 Spenard Road
Anchorage, AK
99503
Thursday, July 02, 2015
[Thursday 7:30 pm]
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Pink, Pink, Stink, Nice Drink
Quizmaster Nate Dogg

Round 1: I was personally incredibly impressed to read that Pete Best does not hold any grudges against his old band mates, alive or dead. Given the fact that the Beatles as a band are synonymous with “acrimonious un-coupling” the world over, not to mention Best’s career the dictionary definition of “raw deal.” If any musician got the short end of the stick and deserves to complain about injustice until the end of time, it is Pete. Wow. Just plain wow. That is maturity in the best possible sense of the word. In all seriousness,
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In 1992, a crack-addicted quizmaster one-man commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime he didn't commit. This man promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Anchorage, Alaska underground. Today, still wanted by the government, he survives as a quizmaster of fortune. If you have a pub quiz problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find him....maybe you can hire Quizmaster Nate Dogg.


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Chilkoot Charlie's
2435 Spenard Road
Anchorage, AK
99503
Thursday, June 25, 2015
[Thursday 7:30 pm]
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Gay Marriage Now (Better Title Forthcoming)
MatthewBurgoon

Wow,   I was getting ready to write the standard blog post about the quiz, “good quiz, funny answers, blah blah fart noise.” Then I woke up this morning and checked my facebook, and I had to do a quick double check. Marriage is now accessible for everyone. I’m crazy excited that this has happened finally, you watch the news and you see people in love, kissing, and holding each other and you think to yourself “People tried to pass laws banning this? People spent loads of cash passing laws to get rid of a couple of old men kissing? This is the thing bringing down the country? I would of thought that the Duggars would have an
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Ugh, why are you reading this?  Okay, fine.  A recent transplant to Alaska from Los Angeles, Matthew Burgoon hosts Geeks Who Drink on Tuesdays at Chilkoot Charlies.  Winner of zero awards for his standup comedy, he performs all over town, pontificating on such topics as Birds, Oliver Cromwell, and the time he saw a boob.  Perfect soulmate would be someone who'll rub his head like a dog.


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Chilkoot Charlie's
2435 Spenard Road
Anchorage, AK
99503
Thursday, June 18, 2015
[Thursday 7:30 pm]
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Naked Preacher Teacher
Quizmaster Nate Dogg

Round 1: I am goddamn 36 years old and I just now realized last night that I have been mispronouncing the name of one of my favorite artists of all time, Marcel Duchamp. Doo-shaw?!? Not in my America…I mean American pronunciation of French…never mind…I am going to go now… Plug: Danger Zone! Just like the old gypsy woman said, Geeks Who Drink is going deep undercover and bringing you our first ever Archer theme quiz on Wednesday July 15. Wear your black or slightly darker black, turtleneck, and join us for eight rounds
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In 1992, a crack-addicted quizmaster one-man commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime he didn't commit. This man promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Anchorage, Alaska underground. Today, still wanted by the government, he survives as a quizmaster of fortune. If you have a pub quiz problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find him....maybe you can hire Quizmaster Nate Dogg.


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Chilkoot Charlie's
2435 Spenard Road
Anchorage, AK
99503
Thursday, June 11, 2015
[Thursday 7:30 pm]
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DJ Fried Chicken Lamp 5000
Quizmaster Nate Dogg

Round 1: WERE YOU AWARE? More English-speaking undergraduate film majors have written their final thesis on the film “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off” than any other movie ever. One can assume the vast majority involved some type of comparison with communism and used the word “juxtaposition” to compare and contrast the two. Plug: In the Game of Thrones, you Quiz or you Die. Geeks Who Drink is proud to bring you another installment of Fire Cannot Kill a Quizmaster: A Game of Thrones Quiz on June 13. Call your banners and remember Valar Quizghulis. All men must quiz.
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In 1992, a crack-addicted quizmaster one-man commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime he didn't commit. This man promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Anchorage, Alaska underground. Today, still wanted by the government, he survives as a quizmaster of fortune. If you have a pub quiz problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find him....maybe you can hire Quizmaster Nate Dogg.


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Chilkoot Charlie's
2435 Spenard Road
Anchorage, AK
99503
Thursday, June 04, 2015
[Thursday 7:30 pm]
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Am I A Gourd? Can I Hang Without Eating?
Quizmaster Nate Dogg

Round 1 a.k.a. “Amelia: Hey, honey. How's Alaska? Ted: Oh, just great. Everything's white. Including my father!”---Cuba Gooding Junior, “Snowdogs,” 2002 Plug: In The Game of Thrones, You Quiz or You Die - Geeks Who Drink Alaska is proud to bring you another installment of Fire Cannot Kill a Quizmaster: A Game of Thrones Quiz on June 13. Call your banners and remember Valar Quizghulis. All men must quiz. Find out more on Facebook or at Geeks Who Drink. Round
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In 1992, a crack-addicted quizmaster one-man commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime he didn't commit. This man promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Anchorage, Alaska underground. Today, still wanted by the government, he survives as a quizmaster of fortune. If you have a pub quiz problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find him....maybe you can hire Quizmaster Nate Dogg.


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Chilkoot Charlie's
2435 Spenard Road
Anchorage, AK
99503
Thursday, May 28, 2015
[Thursday 7:30 pm]
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When Uganda Do Something, Uganda Do It Up Right The First Time!
Quizmaster Nate Dogg

Remember how during the last month of school when the teacher knew that no one was learning anything as they were too pre-occupied with it being so sunny and out plus summer vacation was impending and all that? So the teacher pulls the old “Hey everybody, it’s so nice out today, let’s learn about blah blah blah under a tree, right? Well, that’s exactly what I tried to pull off last night with my lone 3 quizzers on the smoking patio deck of Chilkoot Charlie’s in Anchorage last night? Predictably, it went about as well as you would think it would go. We got roughly about as much accomplished as an overly optimistic 3rd grade public school science
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In 1992, a crack-addicted quizmaster one-man commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime he didn't commit. This man promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Anchorage, Alaska underground. Today, still wanted by the government, he survives as a quizmaster of fortune. If you have a pub quiz problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find him....maybe you can hire Quizmaster Nate Dogg.


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Chilkoot Charlie's
2435 Spenard Road
Anchorage, AK
99503
Thursday, May 21, 2015
[Thursday 7:30 pm]
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Yea! Kill whitey!
Quizmaster Nate Dogg

  Round one, a.k.a. Cedar Revolution Still Kinda Sounds like a Lame Ass Furniture Store Sale to Me, Boss.   Plug: In The Game of Thrones, You Quiz or You Die - Geeks Who Drink Alaska is proud to bring you another installment of Fire Cannot Kill a Quizmaster: A Game of Thrones Quiz on June 13. Call your banners and remember Valar Quizghulis. All men must quiz. Find
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In 1992, a crack-addicted quizmaster one-man commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime he didn't commit. This man promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Anchorage, Alaska underground. Today, still wanted by the government, he survives as a quizmaster of fortune. If you have a pub quiz problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find him....maybe you can hire Quizmaster Nate Dogg.


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Chilkoot Charlie's
2435 Spenard Road
Anchorage, AK
99503
Thursday, May 14, 2015
[Thursday 7:30 pm]
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For Sale: Leonard Nimoy's Y2K Bunker
Quizmaster Nate Dogg

 In case you missed the posts I made over on the GWD Anchorage and GWD Koot’s respective FB fan pages, and shame on you for having a life in general, but Geeks Who Drink debuts as a TV show on SyFy the week after Comic Con. Chuck
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In 1992, a crack-addicted quizmaster one-man commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime he didn't commit. This man promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Anchorage, Alaska underground. Today, still wanted by the government, he survives as a quizmaster of fortune. If you have a pub quiz problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find him....maybe you can hire Quizmaster Nate Dogg.


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Chilkoot Charlie's
2435 Spenard Road
Anchorage, AK
99503
Thursday, May 07, 2015
[Thursday 7:30 pm]
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Sir MC Hammer, British Knight Of The Oakland Realm
Quizmaster Nate Dogg

  Round 1: If witches were sussed out in the bad ol’ Dark Ages days via the infamous “swimming test,” how dost thou identify a warlock? Contact the Warlock Finder General? Feed a warlock cake to
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In 1992, a crack-addicted quizmaster one-man commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime he didn't commit. This man promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Anchorage, Alaska underground. Today, still wanted by the government, he survives as a quizmaster of fortune. If you have a pub quiz problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find him....maybe you can hire Quizmaster Nate Dogg.


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Chilkoot Charlie's
2435 Spenard Road
Anchorage, AK
99503
Friday, May 01, 2015
[Thursday 7:30 pm]
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Hello Void!
The Greatest Quizmaster Of All Time

Hello!  Quiz Bro Burgoon reporting from the front lines of Quizlandia.   I don't like it when I can't hear myself on the microphone, just getting that off my chest.  We had complaints about the microphone being turned up too loud, so as the fair Quizmaster, I turned that shit down.  But then I couldn't hear my booming voice and that really threw me for a loop.  That's the main thing I have to report about the quiz.  Other tidbits include:   - I didn't know that playing the Jackson 5's 'I Want You Back' would of stirred up so many emotions.  While I know that the song is amazing and try to listen to it at least once
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Chilkoot Charlie's
2435 Spenard Road
Anchorage, AK
99503
Thursday, April 23, 2015
[Thursday 7:30 pm]
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Inspire Greatness
The Greatest Quizmaster Of All Time

Hi there, this is Fill-In Quiz Master Burgoon, Nate-Dogg is out tonight because he is on a vision quest in the Mall of America.     I realized that I don't think anyone actually reads this blog.  So why am I constraining myself to just reporting the night of quizzing?  I could use this as a platform to get things off of my chest!  For instance, have you heard the ballad of Ken McElroy?  No?  It's beautiful.     Ken was the town bully in a town called Skidmore, MI.  Skidmore, apparently named by a commitee of middle schoolers had had enough of Ken's antics, which included but were not limited to: -Arson -Child
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Chilkoot Charlie's
2435 Spenard Road
Anchorage, AK
99503
Friday, April 17, 2015
[Thursday 7:30 pm]
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R Is For Recap (And That's Good Enough For Me)
Quizmaster Nate Dogg

"Geeks Who Drink" There’s No Such Thing as a Free Lunch (2015) 113 of 152 Episodes User Rating: 8.2/10   986 votes  Your Rating: 7/10 Director: Werner Herzog Writers: Gary Marshall (created by) Kavi Kardos (original story) David Coleman (comic book) Zachary Levi (vague concept) based on the novel “Push” by Sapphire Original Air Date: 16 March 2015 (Season 3, Episode 1) Genre: Erotic Thriller Plot: Quizmaster
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In 1992, a crack-addicted quizmaster one-man commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime he didn't commit. This man promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Anchorage, Alaska underground. Today, still wanted by the government, he survives as a quizmaster of fortune. If you have a pub quiz problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find him....maybe you can hire Quizmaster Nate Dogg.


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Chilkoot Charlie's
2435 Spenard Road
Anchorage, AK
99503
Friday, April 10, 2015
[Thursday 7:30 pm]
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Put 'Em On The Glass
Quizmaster Nate Dogg

"Got 'em up, yeah my Taliano, not many brothers is rollin in DiablosHittin the hard rock, to finish my work spotI'm lookin for females to cop (yeah)You thinkin past me, I'm rollin up a five point O like pimps on ho, GAnd I'm sittin in third, I'm never on swerve, to the right I mergeNow I'm patrollin and I'm lookin for a skirt, this thing I'm holinI still got game ain't a damn thing changeI spot ten V's in the left laneEye contact is on, I'm rollin down windows pointin at thongsAnd she's poppin them buttons and yankin that blouseGirl let it
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In 1992, a crack-addicted quizmaster one-man commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime he didn't commit. This man promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Anchorage, Alaska underground. Today, still wanted by the government, he survives as a quizmaster of fortune. If you have a pub quiz problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find him....maybe you can hire Quizmaster Nate Dogg.


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Chilkoot Charlie's
2435 Spenard Road
Anchorage, AK
99503
Sunday, April 05, 2015
[Thursday 7:30 pm]
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8===D~~~
Quizmistrix Lalenya

Yes, it was that kind of a Thursday at Koots this week.  But that can only be expected when I'm QMing and Donny is participating... We had 3 teams!  Which means we had 3 winners!  However, We Can't Think Of A Name dissapeared before I could give them their prize.  Super sad face. Clitty Clitty Gang Bang owned the night and took first with 68 points, but 8===D~~~ definitely got my vote for Best Team Name along with second place. Join me Sunday at 6:30pm down the street at Tap Root for my regular Quiz.  Also play with Laura at Tap Root on Tuesdays at 7pm. And of course, always play Thursdays
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Lalenya is a veteran quizzer from Seattle.  She cut her teeth playing (and winning with her amazing teammates) at such venues as Mulleady's, The Old Pequliar, Coopers and of course, The Globe (now The Ould Triangle).  A founding member of the Pantsless Pete Appreciation Society, she has been quizzing with Geeks Who Drink for over 2 years.  She misses playing, but really enjoys hosting, and understands the importance of a great Quizmaster.


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Chilkoot Charlie's
2435 Spenard Road
Anchorage, AK
99503
Friday, March 27, 2015
[Thursday 7:30 pm]
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I Gives This Recap Three Out Of Five Green Hoodies
Quizmaster Nate Dogg

"Certain kinds of information can be more or less important, depending on the context. For instance, in the South Park episode "Pinkeye", the space station Mir (which really existed) lands on Kenny McCormick (a fictional character), killing him. The overall importance of this piece of information may be hard to define: it may be considered for inclusion in the article on Kenny McCormick as another cause of Kenny's death; and/or in the "Pinkeye" article (while Kenny's cause of death is not critical, it is an element of the plot); though, as it did not happen in real life, it is not important to the article Mir." ---Wikipedia entry for "Handling
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In 1992, a crack-addicted quizmaster one-man commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime he didn't commit. This man promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Anchorage, Alaska underground. Today, still wanted by the government, he survives as a quizmaster of fortune. If you have a pub quiz problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find him....maybe you can hire Quizmaster Nate Dogg.


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Chilkoot Charlie's
2435 Spenard Road
Anchorage, AK
99503
Friday, March 20, 2015
[Thursday 7:30 pm]
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Attorney Accidentally Sues Himself, Loses
Quizmaster Nate Dogg

Round 1: Is surreptitiously fucking considered sexual assault? More importantly, would this argument fizzle a.k.a. fail in court? Round 2: I'd like to think if John Bonham had in his lifetime (before drinking himself to an early grave) perfected time travel instead of devoting his life to drag racing & drumming, he'd use his powers for good. Like traveling into the near future and stopping his buddy Jimmy Page from doing a collabo with P-Diddy for the Mathew Broderick version of Godzilla's theme song. Round 3: I'd like to imagine a world in which there was a mid-90's procedural spin-off of "Twin Peaks" called "Fire
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In 1992, a crack-addicted quizmaster one-man commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime he didn't commit. This man promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Anchorage, Alaska underground. Today, still wanted by the government, he survives as a quizmaster of fortune. If you have a pub quiz problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find him....maybe you can hire Quizmaster Nate Dogg.