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Trident Grill
2033 East Speedway Boulevard
Tucson, AZ
85719
Wednesday, Mar 22, 2017
[Wednesdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Check out my Dented Helmet
Caribbean Joe

Let’s talk Halloween. Now you may be asking what the hell are you talking about? For those of you that enjoy elaborate costumes and detail work, now is the time you start a new project. It gives you lots of time to find the right materials, paints, accessories, or it leaves time to fabricate what you need. In the past I have taken as long as a year assembling a costume and even years later I have added to it. Now I haven’t had a big build in a while. I have made an armored jacket and even a foam helmet, but nothing on the magnitude of an entire costume in the past years. Lately I have been getting the bug. Now one of the most extensive costumes I’ve done is Boba Fett’s
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I enjoy long walks on the beach, scooter rides and zombies.  

I have a BS in BS.  I can BS in at least 2 languages and I can convincingly imitate a few others.

I enjoy any occasion to dress up.  I will go disco, zombie or Mandalorian if you give me a reason. 

I am Caribbean Joe.  Born in Texas, I lived in the southwest pretty much all my life.  A desert dweller's life for me.  

So I picked up quizzing after my friend and scorekeeper, Island Amy, found an ad and prodded me to audition.  The rest is history.  Loving the quiz and the people it draws.  If I am not quizzing, you may find me out enjoying Tucson.

You may also see me around town on my scooter.  Feel free to wave.

If you want to know more, stop by and quiz and meet me and I just might answer your questions. Hell I may even answer you truthfully.


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Trident Grill
2033 East Speedway Boulevard
Tucson, AZ
85719
Wednesday, Mar 15, 2017
[Wednesdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Special is Lit
Caribbean Joe

A fun little thing I was able to do recently is play a lot of pinball. It just so happens my day job has a Lord of the Rings table in the break room. I mentioned at Geek Bowl how there was a sweet place in Seattle called The Unicorn that has an amazing underground pinball room. I do love playing a new table whenever I can. So many games are good, only a few are great, but so many are outright bad. Some of the greats are Funhouse, Pinbot, Doctor Who, Star Wars, and new ones are being made every day. Games that have well laid out tables that have interesting obstacles and targets. Funhouse had the puppet head, Star Wars had the Death Star, some even have mini tables within the table that would
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I enjoy long walks on the beach, scooter rides and zombies.  

I have a BS in BS.  I can BS in at least 2 languages and I can convincingly imitate a few others.

I enjoy any occasion to dress up.  I will go disco, zombie or Mandalorian if you give me a reason. 

I am Caribbean Joe.  Born in Texas, I lived in the southwest pretty much all my life.  A desert dweller's life for me.  

So I picked up quizzing after my friend and scorekeeper, Island Amy, found an ad and prodded me to audition.  The rest is history.  Loving the quiz and the people it draws.  If I am not quizzing, you may find me out enjoying Tucson.

You may also see me around town on my scooter.  Feel free to wave.

If you want to know more, stop by and quiz and meet me and I just might answer your questions. Hell I may even answer you truthfully.


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Trident Grill
2033 East Speedway Boulevard
Tucson, AZ
85719
Wednesday, Mar 08, 2017
[Wednesdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Geek Bowl was when?!
Caribbean Joe

Geek Bowl XI has come and gone, and in its wake are loads of memories. Well, lots of hazy memories that may or may not be best left forgotten. As much fun as Seattle is, why would you want to forget? It was definitely a great time in the Emerald City. But being a desert dweller, I definitely felt how wet the place is. A side effect front being damp all the time is that you pretty much always feel cold. Like even in a warm room, it takes forever to warm up. But then there are so many things to see that you stop noticing. We started off on the right foot with the Pike Street Market. There was much fish and baked goods and coffee based beverages. Then to the hotel that was situated right near
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I enjoy long walks on the beach, scooter rides and zombies.  

I have a BS in BS.  I can BS in at least 2 languages and I can convincingly imitate a few others.

I enjoy any occasion to dress up.  I will go disco, zombie or Mandalorian if you give me a reason. 

I am Caribbean Joe.  Born in Texas, I lived in the southwest pretty much all my life.  A desert dweller's life for me.  

So I picked up quizzing after my friend and scorekeeper, Island Amy, found an ad and prodded me to audition.  The rest is history.  Loving the quiz and the people it draws.  If I am not quizzing, you may find me out enjoying Tucson.

You may also see me around town on my scooter.  Feel free to wave.

If you want to know more, stop by and quiz and meet me and I just might answer your questions. Hell I may even answer you truthfully.


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Trident Grill
2033 East Speedway Boulevard
Tucson, AZ
85719
Wednesday, Mar 01, 2017
[Wednesdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Where's the thrift shop down the road?
Caribbean Joe

Seattle bound! Geek Bowl is happening this weekend. For those in the know, you already have made arrangements. For those that don’t, it’s just a bit too late. We have had Geek Bowls sell out in the past, but this year was incredibly fast to be sold out. Unfortunately, I have not been privy to the breakdown, so I don’t know if any Tucson teams are planning to be there. Every year I hold out hope and usually see a few smiling faces. I can understand the travel aspect of it though. Perhaps you can start planning to try for next year. In the past we have had such things as celebrity video contributions, live bands of all types, interpretive dancers, and even wax penises, all
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I enjoy long walks on the beach, scooter rides and zombies.  

I have a BS in BS.  I can BS in at least 2 languages and I can convincingly imitate a few others.

I enjoy any occasion to dress up.  I will go disco, zombie or Mandalorian if you give me a reason. 

I am Caribbean Joe.  Born in Texas, I lived in the southwest pretty much all my life.  A desert dweller's life for me.  

So I picked up quizzing after my friend and scorekeeper, Island Amy, found an ad and prodded me to audition.  The rest is history.  Loving the quiz and the people it draws.  If I am not quizzing, you may find me out enjoying Tucson.

You may also see me around town on my scooter.  Feel free to wave.

If you want to know more, stop by and quiz and meet me and I just might answer your questions. Hell I may even answer you truthfully.


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Trident Grill
2033 East Speedway Boulevard
Tucson, AZ
85719
Wednesday, Feb 22, 2017
[Wednesdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Play it again Sam
Caribbean Joe

Last night you all did something that doesn’t happen often, but when it does, it is a thing of beauty. The very first question of the night had a very enthusiastic person say there answer loud enough for people around to hear. But before I could let the person know that while their enthusiasm is appreciated and the volume wasn’t quite appropriate, a sizable portion of the crowd did it for me. While vigilante justice can be fun and all, fortunately it didn’t get that crazy, but the message was delivered. For that I thank you all. If that becomes the norm, then we will be just fine. Let’s just make sure to stop before things get physical. Let’s talk music.
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I enjoy long walks on the beach, scooter rides and zombies.  

I have a BS in BS.  I can BS in at least 2 languages and I can convincingly imitate a few others.

I enjoy any occasion to dress up.  I will go disco, zombie or Mandalorian if you give me a reason. 

I am Caribbean Joe.  Born in Texas, I lived in the southwest pretty much all my life.  A desert dweller's life for me.  

So I picked up quizzing after my friend and scorekeeper, Island Amy, found an ad and prodded me to audition.  The rest is history.  Loving the quiz and the people it draws.  If I am not quizzing, you may find me out enjoying Tucson.

You may also see me around town on my scooter.  Feel free to wave.

If you want to know more, stop by and quiz and meet me and I just might answer your questions. Hell I may even answer you truthfully.


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Trident Grill
2033 East Speedway Boulevard
Tucson, AZ
85719
Wednesday, Feb 15, 2017
[Wednesdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Follow your heart
Caribbean Joe

Happy discounted chocolate day! Valentine’s is over and now all the stuff they couldn’t sell that you absolutely had to have at the value price of $20 is now 75% off. So make sure to get out and enjoy. While you’re at it, pick up some discounted cards too. Mom’s birthday? Valentine’s card. Your friend had a kid? Valentine’s card (and maybe a stuffed bear holding a heart that says “hot stuff” on it.) Upcoming wedding? Valentine’s card. You love these people right? So be that weirdo. It keeps people on their toes. The Renaissance fair is on again. I haven’t gone in a few years, mostly because it was the same shows every year
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I enjoy long walks on the beach, scooter rides and zombies.  

I have a BS in BS.  I can BS in at least 2 languages and I can convincingly imitate a few others.

I enjoy any occasion to dress up.  I will go disco, zombie or Mandalorian if you give me a reason. 

I am Caribbean Joe.  Born in Texas, I lived in the southwest pretty much all my life.  A desert dweller's life for me.  

So I picked up quizzing after my friend and scorekeeper, Island Amy, found an ad and prodded me to audition.  The rest is history.  Loving the quiz and the people it draws.  If I am not quizzing, you may find me out enjoying Tucson.

You may also see me around town on my scooter.  Feel free to wave.

If you want to know more, stop by and quiz and meet me and I just might answer your questions. Hell I may even answer you truthfully.


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Trident Grill
2033 East Speedway Boulevard
Tucson, AZ
85719
Wednesday, Feb 01, 2017
[Wednesdays @ 8:00 pm]
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You can DO it!
Caribbean Joe

New Year’s resolutions. Remember those things? Hopefully you are still working on them. I know I am. As life changes, we change with it. So I had cemented my change in my mind. This has started to work for me. For most of my life I was a hardcore nail biter. A while back I tried to stop. I succeeded in stopping on one hand, so then more recently, I stopped it on all of them. One thing I never knew is how these things grow like weeds. The constant trimming. Oh well, at least I can scratch a back like nobody’s business. So I have been thinking of how to apply this to other parts of my life. This year I decided to make a change and so far I think it’s working. So while I follow
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I enjoy long walks on the beach, scooter rides and zombies.  

I have a BS in BS.  I can BS in at least 2 languages and I can convincingly imitate a few others.

I enjoy any occasion to dress up.  I will go disco, zombie or Mandalorian if you give me a reason. 

I am Caribbean Joe.  Born in Texas, I lived in the southwest pretty much all my life.  A desert dweller's life for me.  

So I picked up quizzing after my friend and scorekeeper, Island Amy, found an ad and prodded me to audition.  The rest is history.  Loving the quiz and the people it draws.  If I am not quizzing, you may find me out enjoying Tucson.

You may also see me around town on my scooter.  Feel free to wave.

If you want to know more, stop by and quiz and meet me and I just might answer your questions. Hell I may even answer you truthfully.


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Trident Grill
2033 East Speedway Boulevard
Tucson, AZ
85719
Wednesday, Jan 25, 2017
[Wednesdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Bark bark woof
Caribbean Joe

You can teach a young dog lots of tricks. Hell, you can teach an old dog new tricks too.  They’re dogs. They are wired for it. Give them treats and positive reinforcement and they’ll learn most things. I’ve even seen a dog drive a car with their trainer in the passenger seat using verbal commands. Dog looked super casual too like he does it all the time.  I think the origin of the saying probably came from someone that was crappy at training dogs. Negative training only trains the dog to avoid you. Or maybe they made observations based on humans. Older people tend to have a hard time learning new tricks. Just hand them a TV remote and see what happens. Well as some
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I enjoy long walks on the beach, scooter rides and zombies.  

I have a BS in BS.  I can BS in at least 2 languages and I can convincingly imitate a few others.

I enjoy any occasion to dress up.  I will go disco, zombie or Mandalorian if you give me a reason. 

I am Caribbean Joe.  Born in Texas, I lived in the southwest pretty much all my life.  A desert dweller's life for me.  

So I picked up quizzing after my friend and scorekeeper, Island Amy, found an ad and prodded me to audition.  The rest is history.  Loving the quiz and the people it draws.  If I am not quizzing, you may find me out enjoying Tucson.

You may also see me around town on my scooter.  Feel free to wave.

If you want to know more, stop by and quiz and meet me and I just might answer your questions. Hell I may even answer you truthfully.


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Trident Grill
2033 East Speedway Boulevard
Tucson, AZ
85719
Wednesday, Jan 18, 2017
[Wednesdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Bang bang
Caribbean Joe

Having been in the army, I got to run around with guns a lot. Fortunately I was never in direct combat, so I never had to fire at anyone. The only time I ever did was on a paintball range. Now that was fun. Although I did have a team mate hit me in the back because she didn’t confirm her target. Now anyone that has been on a paintball range should know to check the armband. Then again these are soldiers we were dealing with, so the fact that none of them had already shot themselves accidentally was good enough. Now in that game we used standard pistols with the air tank acting as a stock. Not great for distance, but they worked well enough. Now a lot of people think that Call of Duty
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I enjoy long walks on the beach, scooter rides and zombies.  

I have a BS in BS.  I can BS in at least 2 languages and I can convincingly imitate a few others.

I enjoy any occasion to dress up.  I will go disco, zombie or Mandalorian if you give me a reason. 

I am Caribbean Joe.  Born in Texas, I lived in the southwest pretty much all my life.  A desert dweller's life for me.  

So I picked up quizzing after my friend and scorekeeper, Island Amy, found an ad and prodded me to audition.  The rest is history.  Loving the quiz and the people it draws.  If I am not quizzing, you may find me out enjoying Tucson.

You may also see me around town on my scooter.  Feel free to wave.

If you want to know more, stop by and quiz and meet me and I just might answer your questions. Hell I may even answer you truthfully.


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Trident Grill
2033 East Speedway Boulevard
Tucson, AZ
85719
Wednesday, Jan 11, 2017
[Wednesdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Go where the road may take you.
Caribbean Joe

This last weekend I got the opportunity to wander about with my sweetie. Initially we thought of Bisbee. We went there a while back and listened to a musician in a bar, passed by a place claiming to be the best massage in Bisbee, looked around a great retro store, and had the best brie and raspberry crepe. Now seeing as the crepe guy would likely not be there, we still decided to go. On the way we passed the signs for the Sonoita exit. Now as she hadn’t seen it before, We decided to reroute. The drive out to Sonoita is great. There’s lots of great views and the road is pretty good. The other benefit is that it gives a lot of time to talk. Which leads to ideas and plans and all
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I enjoy long walks on the beach, scooter rides and zombies.  

I have a BS in BS.  I can BS in at least 2 languages and I can convincingly imitate a few others.

I enjoy any occasion to dress up.  I will go disco, zombie or Mandalorian if you give me a reason. 

I am Caribbean Joe.  Born in Texas, I lived in the southwest pretty much all my life.  A desert dweller's life for me.  

So I picked up quizzing after my friend and scorekeeper, Island Amy, found an ad and prodded me to audition.  The rest is history.  Loving the quiz and the people it draws.  If I am not quizzing, you may find me out enjoying Tucson.

You may also see me around town on my scooter.  Feel free to wave.

If you want to know more, stop by and quiz and meet me and I just might answer your questions. Hell I may even answer you truthfully.


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Trident Grill
2033 East Speedway Boulevard
Tucson, AZ
85719
Wednesday, Jan 04, 2017
[Wednesdays @ 8:00 pm]
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You gonna finish that?
Caribbean Joe

Happy New Year to you all. Hopefully you all had a nice night out, or in, whatever worked for you. I ended up in Denver with my sweetie. We went without plan or even any real idea of what we wanted to do there. As luck would have it, we were able to meet up with an old friend and fellow quizmaster, Cousin Chet and his lovely dog Tasha.  We enjoyed a bit of conversation and a movie, and then went back for the night. Which happened to be the hotel that I stayed at for Geek Bowl X. So with New Year’s Eve coming, we decided to sleep on it and see what we would do.  Well, it turns out that the Denver Zoo was open that day.  So off we went for a zoo adventure. Having been to
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I enjoy long walks on the beach, scooter rides and zombies.  

I have a BS in BS.  I can BS in at least 2 languages and I can convincingly imitate a few others.

I enjoy any occasion to dress up.  I will go disco, zombie or Mandalorian if you give me a reason. 

I am Caribbean Joe.  Born in Texas, I lived in the southwest pretty much all my life.  A desert dweller's life for me.  

So I picked up quizzing after my friend and scorekeeper, Island Amy, found an ad and prodded me to audition.  The rest is history.  Loving the quiz and the people it draws.  If I am not quizzing, you may find me out enjoying Tucson.

You may also see me around town on my scooter.  Feel free to wave.

If you want to know more, stop by and quiz and meet me and I just might answer your questions. Hell I may even answer you truthfully.


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Trident Grill
2033 East Speedway Boulevard
Tucson, AZ
85719
Wednesday, Dec 28, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Which is worse? Coming or going?
Caribbean Joe

Looking back on 2016, most of us recoil in horror at all the things that have happened, and what they mean to us in the future. We have lost a lot. Celebrities and other people pass. Some more visible than others. Then depending on who you ask, things are going to be great, or they are going to hell. But isn’t that always the case? It all comes down to our individual perceptions. Something that has all the impact in the world to one person often means absolutely nothing to everyone else and that may be where things are falling apart. We need to care a little more about each other. No, I don’t mean all at once, but a bit here and there. Find out more
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I enjoy long walks on the beach, scooter rides and zombies.  

I have a BS in BS.  I can BS in at least 2 languages and I can convincingly imitate a few others.

I enjoy any occasion to dress up.  I will go disco, zombie or Mandalorian if you give me a reason. 

I am Caribbean Joe.  Born in Texas, I lived in the southwest pretty much all my life.  A desert dweller's life for me.  

So I picked up quizzing after my friend and scorekeeper, Island Amy, found an ad and prodded me to audition.  The rest is history.  Loving the quiz and the people it draws.  If I am not quizzing, you may find me out enjoying Tucson.

You may also see me around town on my scooter.  Feel free to wave.

If you want to know more, stop by and quiz and meet me and I just might answer your questions. Hell I may even answer you truthfully.


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Trident Grill
2033 East Speedway Boulevard
Tucson, AZ
85719
Wednesday, Dec 21, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 8:00 pm]
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What do you want to watch?
Caribbean Joe

Ho ho ho. If only I had a machine gun. Now there are many a Christmas film out there. What makes for a good Christmas film? Well, it takes a good story of course, but what else? Does it have to have decorations? A tree?  Sure, that's nice, but what if it is set during Christmas? Sure you have the traditional movies, the Rankin Bass specials, A Wonderful Life, Elf, and the list goes on, but what about the non traditional Christmas movies? Take While You Were Sleeping. Here is a romantic comedy that focuses more on the love story and it just happens to be set at Christmas. Since it doesn't completely focus on Christmas, should it be dropped from consideration as a Christmas movie? I say
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I enjoy long walks on the beach, scooter rides and zombies.  

I have a BS in BS.  I can BS in at least 2 languages and I can convincingly imitate a few others.

I enjoy any occasion to dress up.  I will go disco, zombie or Mandalorian if you give me a reason. 

I am Caribbean Joe.  Born in Texas, I lived in the southwest pretty much all my life.  A desert dweller's life for me.  

So I picked up quizzing after my friend and scorekeeper, Island Amy, found an ad and prodded me to audition.  The rest is history.  Loving the quiz and the people it draws.  If I am not quizzing, you may find me out enjoying Tucson.

You may also see me around town on my scooter.  Feel free to wave.

If you want to know more, stop by and quiz and meet me and I just might answer your questions. Hell I may even answer you truthfully.


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Trident Grill
2033 East Speedway Boulevard
Tucson, AZ
85719
Wednesday, Dec 07, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 8:00 pm]
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That's so cheesy
Caribbean Joe

Who doesn't love Mac and cheese? I guess the lactose intolerant might, but then again, they may love it, and are just can't tolerate it. What's not to love? Soft macaroni noodles, melty cheese it is one of the ultimate comfort foods. Carbs smothered in fats, so damn good. I swear the stuff is more addictive than booze and cigarettes combined. Depending on where you grew up, Kraft may have been the go to. The sound of the pasta as you shake the box, the squishy malleable bag of orange dust, all reminders of that "real cheese" flavor. Another staple is mom's home made, oven baked, mac and cheese. That was something special. A lot of people have their own takes on the classic, some good, some
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I enjoy long walks on the beach, scooter rides and zombies.  

I have a BS in BS.  I can BS in at least 2 languages and I can convincingly imitate a few others.

I enjoy any occasion to dress up.  I will go disco, zombie or Mandalorian if you give me a reason. 

I am Caribbean Joe.  Born in Texas, I lived in the southwest pretty much all my life.  A desert dweller's life for me.  

So I picked up quizzing after my friend and scorekeeper, Island Amy, found an ad and prodded me to audition.  The rest is history.  Loving the quiz and the people it draws.  If I am not quizzing, you may find me out enjoying Tucson.

You may also see me around town on my scooter.  Feel free to wave.

If you want to know more, stop by and quiz and meet me and I just might answer your questions. Hell I may even answer you truthfully.


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Trident Grill
2033 East Speedway Boulevard
Tucson, AZ
85719
Wednesday, Nov 23, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Witness me!!
Caribbean Joe

Thanksgiving is upon us. I truly hope that you have everything you need and don’t have to be out in traffic. Normally traffic just freaks me out and I get through it and there you go, but for some reason, holiday traffic is a special kind of stupid. I think a lot of it has to do with sleep deprivation. Not only are the kids home, but usually other relatives that you may even like. So company arrives late at night and then what? Go to bed? Nope. Stay up and catch up all night. Even the kids stay up, usually because the adults have gotten in to the booze and they keep laughing louder and louder. Besides the kids have to show each other their pokemans. So then when everyone is off to the
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I enjoy long walks on the beach, scooter rides and zombies.  

I have a BS in BS.  I can BS in at least 2 languages and I can convincingly imitate a few others.

I enjoy any occasion to dress up.  I will go disco, zombie or Mandalorian if you give me a reason. 

I am Caribbean Joe.  Born in Texas, I lived in the southwest pretty much all my life.  A desert dweller's life for me.  

So I picked up quizzing after my friend and scorekeeper, Island Amy, found an ad and prodded me to audition.  The rest is history.  Loving the quiz and the people it draws.  If I am not quizzing, you may find me out enjoying Tucson.

You may also see me around town on my scooter.  Feel free to wave.

If you want to know more, stop by and quiz and meet me and I just might answer your questions. Hell I may even answer you truthfully.


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Trident Grill
2033 East Speedway Boulevard
Tucson, AZ
85719
Wednesday, Nov 16, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Potato Pops?
Caribbean Joe

Last week I spoke of travel plans and getting to see a bit of Portland. That trip has happened and it was amazing. My sweetie went all out and found a couple of shows for us to see. One was one of my favorite bands ever that I’ve wanted to share with her for a while, and the other is a band I’ve followed since the early 80s and she took us to both. Not only were the shows a blast, but I also got to enjoy the nature that is Oregon. Forrest trails, waterfalls, and the coast, everything inspiring calmness and peace. If I could come up with a new kind of therapy, that would be it. Spend a bit of time in nature, away from the sounds of the world and in the sounds of nature. Fortunately
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I enjoy long walks on the beach, scooter rides and zombies.  

I have a BS in BS.  I can BS in at least 2 languages and I can convincingly imitate a few others.

I enjoy any occasion to dress up.  I will go disco, zombie or Mandalorian if you give me a reason. 

I am Caribbean Joe.  Born in Texas, I lived in the southwest pretty much all my life.  A desert dweller's life for me.  

So I picked up quizzing after my friend and scorekeeper, Island Amy, found an ad and prodded me to audition.  The rest is history.  Loving the quiz and the people it draws.  If I am not quizzing, you may find me out enjoying Tucson.

You may also see me around town on my scooter.  Feel free to wave.

If you want to know more, stop by and quiz and meet me and I just might answer your questions. Hell I may even answer you truthfully.