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Scruffy City Hall (formerly Preservation Pub)
32 Market Square
Knoxville, TN
37902
Monday, Apr 24, 2017
[Mondays @ 8:00 pm]
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Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici
BostonMcCown

Some beautiful things come out of these nights. These teams were not them, but beautiful things do come every now and then. But anyway, Five teams desecended upon us with fervor and flavor and kicked the asses and took the names. Let's meet the teams! Bend Me Over Slowly, Kim! Yes, I will pretty much say what ever you write for a team name. Can't Think Of A Team Name, Fuck It, We'll Do It Live! Yes, I will pretty much say what ever you write for a team name. Deceptive Chords! It was secretly E7 this entire time!!! Running With The Rosé! Never slowing down and never giving up! Triumverate! Not
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Getting old is mandatory, but growing up is optional. When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a man, nothing really changed.

I still play video games, I play with more expensive toys now a days, but I still play. Between delivering knowledge in the Pub Quiz or delivering jokes on the bar stage, the most important thing is to play.


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Scruffy City Hall (formerly Preservation Pub)
32 Market Square
Knoxville, TN
37902
Monday, Apr 17, 2017
[Mondays @ 8:00 pm]
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Citizen Fame
BostonMcCown

Geeks Who Drink, it's easier than a new citizen's entry test! But still pretty challenging. Which is cool because we're totally down for throwing four teams into a pit and watching them scrap for mental superiority over a beer or dozen. Let's meet those teams! I Like My Chocolate Cake With A Side Of Refugee Blood, Thx! Getting political with the best of them! Children Scour White House Lawn For Mike Pence's Head! Staying political to be the best of them! Ram Rod! The beauty and the poetry! Triumverate! The glory and the power! The pit was filled with blood and booze and all the things we dare not speak of.
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Getting old is mandatory, but growing up is optional. When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a man, nothing really changed.

I still play video games, I play with more expensive toys now a days, but I still play. Between delivering knowledge in the Pub Quiz or delivering jokes on the bar stage, the most important thing is to play.


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Scruffy City Hall (formerly Preservation Pub)
32 Market Square
Knoxville, TN
37902
Monday, Apr 10, 2017
[Mondays @ 8:00 pm]
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Gotta Go Fast, No Faster, NO! FASTER!
BostonMcCown

Speed is a luxury some cannot afford. Cutting moments away from your life until only the meat is left can be efficient but it trims off all the beautiful fat that makes life worth living like ... well, fat. Speed in urgency is one thing, but speed in panic is a dangerous comrade. So let's see who joined us for the speediest night of Geeks in a long time. Let's meet the teams! Triumverate, being the best at being! Running With The Rosé, the best at being bestest! Kendall Jenner Appointed Syrian Ambassador, the best and being well read. Oh, We Don't Have Sarin, Is Pepsi Ok? The cleverest at being clever. Piss
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Getting old is mandatory, but growing up is optional. When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a man, nothing really changed.

I still play video games, I play with more expensive toys now a days, but I still play. Between delivering knowledge in the Pub Quiz or delivering jokes on the bar stage, the most important thing is to play.


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Scruffy City Hall (formerly Preservation Pub)
32 Market Square
Knoxville, TN
37902
Monday, Apr 03, 2017
[Mondays @ 8:00 pm]
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Deathclaw Groupies
BostonMcCown

April fools is one of my favorite holidays. Pranks are a fun format as long as the people being pranked come out feeling better than when they went in. When the people feel worse then you are a dick, and I don't have time for more dicks. Let's meet the teams. Ivanka Trump: America's Next Top Bureaucrat, I feel like even Tyra Banks wouldn't put up with that shit. Jimmy Hoffa's Body, it's in a place safer than any Fort Knox. Kobayashi Maroons, going boldly where no one could comprehend until a few drinks in. And Triumverate, they're totally not a cult, we promise, now drink this. Victory can only be achieved
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Getting old is mandatory, but growing up is optional. When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a man, nothing really changed.

I still play video games, I play with more expensive toys now a days, but I still play. Between delivering knowledge in the Pub Quiz or delivering jokes on the bar stage, the most important thing is to play.


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Scruffy City Hall (formerly Preservation Pub)
32 Market Square
Knoxville, TN
37902
Monday, Mar 27, 2017
[Mondays @ 8:00 pm]
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Welcome The New Guy To The Old Scene
BostonMcCown

Transitioning from one type of thinking to another can be difficult. Transferring from being a host to being a trainer is even more difficult. So when I got to meet Mr. Sonny, the gentlemen who will be hosting our new night at Shulz Brau Brewery here in Knoxville, TN, I was very intrigued, because it meant I would have to refocus my brain to training mode. So let's meet the teams. The Ice Climbers, being cool as well, a frozen water cube? Who Tapped My Microwave?, a microwave sexy thing. Moist, because that is the best word ever. Alternative Triumverate, inside baseball in it's finest form. Google Quokka And
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Getting old is mandatory, but growing up is optional. When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a man, nothing really changed.

I still play video games, I play with more expensive toys now a days, but I still play. Between delivering knowledge in the Pub Quiz or delivering jokes on the bar stage, the most important thing is to play.


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Scruffy City Hall (formerly Preservation Pub)
32 Market Square
Knoxville, TN
37902
Monday, Mar 20, 2017
[Mondays @ 8:00 pm]
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Dream Warriors, Come Out And Play!
BostonMcCown

Fleeting moments of time required to break the rhythm of mind inspired. I don't expect to know the truth but I'm kissing the morning to forgive my youth. I gotta flex my muscles to remind myself that there's no one inside to deny myself. Let's meet the teams my beautiful bastards. It's Whats On The Inside That Counts As Long As You Have A Castle, need I add any more words to this line? Be Our Guest, Be Our Guest, Put Your Visas To The Test! Bunch of Wordy teams tonight, amirite? The Walking Talking Stephen Hawking, rhymers too, what the hell is in the water tonight? MACUSA! Is it M-A-C-U-S-A or is it McUSA? Oh well.
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Getting old is mandatory, but growing up is optional. When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a man, nothing really changed.

I still play video games, I play with more expensive toys now a days, but I still play. Between delivering knowledge in the Pub Quiz or delivering jokes on the bar stage, the most important thing is to play.


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Scruffy City Hall (formerly Preservation Pub)
32 Market Square
Knoxville, TN
37902
Monday, Mar 13, 2017
[Mondays @ 8:00 pm]
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This Post Stinks
BostonMcCown

You have done this bullshit before, but this is the new bullshit! Bullshit beyond the normal bullshit. Bullshit squared. And seven teams descended to sort out all of this bullshit. Let's meet them! Fouroscopy + Two, never taking no bullshit. Kobayashi Maroons, never giving no bullshit. 4th Amendment Not Microwave Safe, never watching no bullshit. Goonies Never Say Die, searching for no bullshit. Piss Pisstoferson, writing songs about bullshit. Popcorn, Surveillance, Baked Potato, Keeping the bullshit cold. Triumverate, keeping the bullshit secret. Dancing through the streets and smashing the patriarchy. The team with the most, breaking records and changing up the game? The
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Getting old is mandatory, but growing up is optional. When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a man, nothing really changed.

I still play video games, I play with more expensive toys now a days, but I still play. Between delivering knowledge in the Pub Quiz or delivering jokes on the bar stage, the most important thing is to play.


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Scruffy City Hall (formerly Preservation Pub)
32 Market Square
Knoxville, TN
37902
Monday, Mar 06, 2017
[Mondays @ 8:00 pm]
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The Sun Will Come Up Tomorrow!
BostonMcCown

There is nothing more true than the truth, and we here at Geeks Who Drink on the main stage of Scruffy City Hall in the heart of Market Square in historic downtown Knoxville, TN are the truthiest truthers who ever dared to truth your truth in! Let's meet our teams. Kobayashi Maroons, keeping the truth alive! The Lesser Of Two Weevils, keeping the truth on a pedestal slightly above everything else! "Obama Taps Ass" Alleges Ass, keeping the truth from being poked with a stick! RIP Karl & Kristen, keeping the truth brutally honest. Running With The Rosé, keeping the truth energetic and hopeful!
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Getting old is mandatory, but growing up is optional. When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a man, nothing really changed.

I still play video games, I play with more expensive toys now a days, but I still play. Between delivering knowledge in the Pub Quiz or delivering jokes on the bar stage, the most important thing is to play.


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Scruffy City Hall (formerly Preservation Pub)
32 Market Square
Knoxville, TN
37902
Monday, Feb 27, 2017
[Mondays @ 8:00 pm]
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Dressed Down For What?
BostonMcCown

In due time the world will turn enough on it's axis that you will have witnessed enough to convince you a year has passed and you will then be a year older, experience enough of these occurences and you will have died. Let's meet our teams. The never aging Triumverate! The forever young RIP President Whitmore! The never getting old Alcoholocaust: Death To All Brews. The never growing up Cocks In Knox. And the eldest statesman, #OscarsSoWhoops. From Malaysia to New York, from The Simpsons to Picasso there was a vast swath of knowledge to battle over tonight. And in the end only one team could
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Getting old is mandatory, but growing up is optional. When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a man, nothing really changed.

I still play video games, I play with more expensive toys now a days, but I still play. Between delivering knowledge in the Pub Quiz or delivering jokes on the bar stage, the most important thing is to play.


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Scruffy City Hall (formerly Preservation Pub)
32 Market Square
Knoxville, TN
37902
Monday, Feb 20, 2017
[Mondays @ 8:00 pm]
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Lucky Me!
BostonMcCown

Seven is a lucky number, which is why I felt so lucky to be surrounded by seven brilliant teams tonight, primed to do battle in the arena and bludgeon each other with their minds for my amusement! Let's meet those teams! The Triumverate, making their stand with plenty of provisions. Alternative Answers, stoking the fires from the east to provoke outrage. Dungeon Masters, punishing all who dare to close to their realm. Rap For Me, Boston! Seeking entertainment to glory. Setting The Bar Low, striking by night through guerilla warfare. The Devil Wears Ivanka, staying warm through superior
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Getting old is mandatory, but growing up is optional. When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a man, nothing really changed.

I still play video games, I play with more expensive toys now a days, but I still play. Between delivering knowledge in the Pub Quiz or delivering jokes on the bar stage, the most important thing is to play.


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Scruffy City Hall (formerly Preservation Pub)
32 Market Square
Knoxville, TN
37902
Monday, Feb 13, 2017
[Mondays @ 8:00 pm]
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Hit You As Hard As A TI-95
BostonMcCown

Another beautiful night in the neighbourhood where booze flows like water and blood drips when the time is right. Five teams descended upon our arena, prepared to do all the battling for all the asses and all the kicking! Let's meet the teams! Roses Are Red, Trump Is Orange, Fuck Him; Nothing Rhymes With Orange! 'Nuff Said. Triumverate, Could you guys contact the Illuminati for us, let them know we're ready for them to take over again. Chaitertot! Refusing to allow being a Lone Wolf to keep him from being the best! Rob Shockers! Shocking robbers and chewing gum. And Godless Heathens, a team after my
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Getting old is mandatory, but growing up is optional. When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a man, nothing really changed.

I still play video games, I play with more expensive toys now a days, but I still play. Between delivering knowledge in the Pub Quiz or delivering jokes on the bar stage, the most important thing is to play.


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Scruffy City Hall (formerly Preservation Pub)
32 Market Square
Knoxville, TN
37902
Monday, Feb 06, 2017
[Mondays @ 8:00 pm]
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Full Metal Metallica-ist
BostonMcCown

Cold and rainy can't turn away the dedicated. They can't be stopped by simple things like the weather. They will quiz until their eyes bleed! Ok maybe not until their eyes bleed, I think I'd get too tired before they'd get that bleedy. Let's meet the teams! From the west we have the Triumverate, riding in on horses clad in bronze. From the east we have Running With The Rosé, on zebras clad in silver. And from the north we have #BowlingGreenStrong, on big fluffy huskys clad in various leathers. From the depths of the darkest parts of science to the heights of the most painful musical covers, the teams sweated bullets of booze out of their pores as the night wore on. But
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Getting old is mandatory, but growing up is optional. When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a man, nothing really changed.

I still play video games, I play with more expensive toys now a days, but I still play. Between delivering knowledge in the Pub Quiz or delivering jokes on the bar stage, the most important thing is to play.


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Scruffy City Hall (formerly Preservation Pub)
32 Market Square
Knoxville, TN
37902
Monday, Jan 30, 2017
[Mondays @ 8:00 pm]
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This Is The Week Of Glory
BostonMcCown

Cold and bitter Knoxville nights sending the weak running, give it up for our three teams who braved the weather to join our Scruffy Little Pub Quiz on the main stage of Scruffy City Hall in the historic downtown market square! Let's meet those teams! I Know He Likes Fucking Immigrants, But This IS Ridiculous, Reminding us that while there are many differing views amongst those who quiz, Donald Trump is a sack of of shit. The Kobayashi Maroons, a little confused by this week's visual round, but getting a perfect score on round number two! And Triumverate! Being all around swell chaps! Stepping back up to the plate and knocking
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Getting old is mandatory, but growing up is optional. When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a man, nothing really changed.

I still play video games, I play with more expensive toys now a days, but I still play. Between delivering knowledge in the Pub Quiz or delivering jokes on the bar stage, the most important thing is to play.


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Scruffy City Hall (formerly Preservation Pub)
32 Market Square
Knoxville, TN
37902
Monday, Jan 23, 2017
[Mondays @ 8:00 pm]
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Timely Victory
BostonMcCown

Grand quizzing everyone, thank you for joining us, and if you didn't join us then you still joined us in spirit which is more spirited than joining us in high fiving children, which is a little childish, but I'm a grown ass man. Let's meet the teams! From the right, Alternative Facts Of Life. From the front, Jill Stein Demands Recount Of Inauguration Attendance. From the back, Kobayashi Maroons. From the Left, Our Drinking Team Has A Trivia Problem. From the North, Setting the Bar Low. From the night, Team Slumber Party. From the seventh dimensions, The Triumverate.
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Getting old is mandatory, but growing up is optional. When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a man, nothing really changed.

I still play video games, I play with more expensive toys now a days, but I still play. Between delivering knowledge in the Pub Quiz or delivering jokes on the bar stage, the most important thing is to play.


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Scruffy City Hall (formerly Preservation Pub)
32 Market Square
Knoxville, TN
37902
Monday, Jan 16, 2017
[Mondays @ 8:00 pm]
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Free Thinkers Meet Tonight For Drinks
BostonMcCown

Twenty Seventeen! Cheeto handed president! Chicken Burgers on a stake? This is the future you punk ass bastards! The fourth dimension drags us by the scruff of our necks into the ever encroaching oblivion! Let's meet our teams! Ringling Brothers Supplies Meat For Inaugural Ball! Because the best meat is meat that has suffered! Rapid Beer Process! Because the best booze is the booze that acts fast! Kobayashi Maroons! Because the best ship is the ship that never loses! Setting The Bar Low! Because the best team is the team that is self aware? Triumverate! Because the best cult is the cult that no one
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Getting old is mandatory, but growing up is optional. When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a man, nothing really changed.

I still play video games, I play with more expensive toys now a days, but I still play. Between delivering knowledge in the Pub Quiz or delivering jokes on the bar stage, the most important thing is to play.


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Scruffy City Hall (formerly Preservation Pub)
32 Market Square
Knoxville, TN
37902
Monday, Jan 09, 2017
[Mondays @ 8:00 pm]
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Question Questioning Quests
BostonMcCown

Sometime in the future the past will have presented itself as a tense set of tents and my intent is intense so let me reinvent my vents and I'm invincible. Let's meet the top five teams of tonight's show! Shop At Nostalgia, never missing an opportunity to plug the goods. I'm Getting Too Old For This, never missing an opportunity to good the plugs. Setting The Bar Really Low, never failing to never fail. Sunsphere Tweets Golden Globes Are Overrated, sounds pretty accurate to the ego of that monument. And Triumverate, the beautiful, beautiful Triumverate! We went in circles and we went from Alpha
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Getting old is mandatory, but growing up is optional. When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a man, nothing really changed.

I still play video games, I play with more expensive toys now a days, but I still play. Between delivering knowledge in the Pub Quiz or delivering jokes on the bar stage, the most important thing is to play.