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Monday, May 18, 2015
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No
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No, Harper Lee wasn't also known as Mrs. Capote. Nice try two teams. I'm pretty sure Truman Capote was openly or not, gay. And they were just friends. And they went to go interview people for that "In Cold Blood" book. And then he wrote To Kill A Mockingbird and she said that she wrote it. True story. Did you know Truman Capote was in a movie? I'm gonna watch it again soon. It's called "Murder By Death." And there is some cold blooded murders. Speaking of cold blood, they found a warm blooded fish. I'm not sure what that means but I guess it's interesting. I'm Dee Captain Now had a lead the whole time but lost at the buzzer to now-threepeaters Any Given
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Yes, I am the one in the picture you think I am. 

 

Hey sucka. I haven't updated this in a while sucka. Sucka. Come to Miller's Ale House every Weds at 8 pm, sucka. Suckafish. 


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Monday, May 11, 2015
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What Date Is It?
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                   I was messing up dates bad today, bro. Apparently I can’t tell the difference between 1796 and 1996, but can you blame me? I remember 96’ well. I was wearing a powdered wig and celebrating 20 years of American Independence. FUCK. Well what happened in 76’?  They had a pretty good Lollapalooza. FUCK. Get it? I’m messing up the differences between  a colonial time like a long time ago and a modern age I lived in. Do you get the joke? Acknowledge the joke.  Why do
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Yes, I am the one in the picture you think I am. 

 

Hey sucka. I haven't updated this in a while sucka. Sucka. Come to Miller's Ale House every Weds at 8 pm, sucka. Suckafish. 


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Monday, May 04, 2015
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What Happened Man?
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  Last Monday at quiz I drank a beer and ate some peyote, I think it was the beer. I started drifting off into a very strange zone. And it was twilight out. It was kind of like the Twilight Zone....but with shittier writing. So it was kind of like Twilight. Minutes turned into hours. Hours turned into days. Days turned into weeks. Weeks turned into fortnights. Fortnights turned into fortdays. I started spinning endlessly on one of those optical illusions that hypnotists use to hypnotize people. What are those called, anyways? But anyways, on Sunday I came to and am now posting this blog. I also came three, up top guys!  
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Yes, I am the one in the picture you think I am. 

 

Hey sucka. I haven't updated this in a while sucka. Sucka. Come to Miller's Ale House every Weds at 8 pm, sucka. Suckafish. 


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Monday, April 27, 2015
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Accidental Blog
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 This blog is going to be more of an accident than I was when my parents didn't want to have me.  I'm writing this on accident. I'm asleep right now and rolling back and forth over the keys and they all happen to coincide with sentences and thoughts without any typoesss. I'm dreaming about a good blog that you want to read. But this is what you get. Sleep blogs. Maybe tomorrow I'll slip on a banana peel and accidently fall on my keyborad and type this part. And then maybe I'll get in a car wreck and my laptop will fly through the windshield and shards of broken glass will hit the keys and type this. YOU NEVER KNOW. OR DO YOU KNOW? DO
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Yes, I am the one in the picture you think I am. 

 

Hey sucka. I haven't updated this in a while sucka. Sucka. Come to Miller's Ale House every Weds at 8 pm, sucka. Suckafish. 


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Monday, April 20, 2015
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Wax Museum Prank
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Would this work? I think people can tell if it's a wax guy or not right? From a picture at least. When a dude gets his picture next to wax Tom Cruise, people are like "Hey, that's Tom...no just a wax man." So here's my proposal. Wax museums should have two Tom Cruises made of wax next to each other. That way it will look like plain clothes TC is visiting wax TC and you are in the middle. This is a good idea. Then people will think you totally met Tom C. Because why would someone build two Tommy Cs? And he looks fake enough to pass as a wax man.    Thomas Cruise.    Happy marathon Monday everyone!
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Yes, I am the one in the picture you think I am. 

 

Hey sucka. I haven't updated this in a while sucka. Sucka. Come to Miller's Ale House every Weds at 8 pm, sucka. Suckafish. 


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Monday, April 13, 2015
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And That's Where I Get Off
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I used to pride myself on something very specfic. My ability to not constantly say phrases that could be double entendres or easily turned into puns/that's what she saids. Well today I dropped the mother of all bad ones. The question was on the ranks of Girl Scouts and I went off on one of my famous rants that nobody ever gets past the second stage right? And as I was reading out the answers, "Daisey, Brownie....and that's where I get off." I meant that's where I would lose my knowledge of the other ranks but yeah, short blog but I believe in the George Costanza rule of leaving on a high note.  I'm buying three boxes
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Yes, I am the one in the picture you think I am. 

 

Hey sucka. I haven't updated this in a while sucka. Sucka. Come to Miller's Ale House every Weds at 8 pm, sucka. Suckafish. 


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Monday, April 06, 2015
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Baseball Teams
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Did you know there are men who play baseball? They are called baseball men. Baseball men play on teams called baseball men teams. It's important to get the nomenclature right or you lose points at baseball matches.  So at these matches the baseball men teams like up and take turns swining baseball team man bats. They hit the balls and then they make lots of money. Do you understand the rules of baseball men matches? Now you are ready for a little field practice, eh? Did you know if you get peanuts and cracker jacks during the game it counts as a baseball men run score? And if the vendor throws you the peanuts and you hit it with your baseball men
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Yes, I am the one in the picture you think I am. 

 

Hey sucka. I haven't updated this in a while sucka. Sucka. Come to Miller's Ale House every Weds at 8 pm, sucka. Suckafish. 


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Monday, March 30, 2015
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Capsule Summary Blog
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A bunch of people got drunk while having fun and winning prizes.   Damn, I wish I had the balls to post that as the entirety of my blog. I guess I never knew what a capsule summary was until it appeared twice in this quiz. Have I been missing out? Have you guys been holding out on me? You guys been holding out on capsules? I need capsules man.  On Linkdin, Munawar I, an Assistant Professor at National Centre of Excellence in Physical Chemistry, University of Peshawar sez:  Capsule summary should contain following, What is already known on this topic What question this
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Yes, I am the one in the picture you think I am. 

 

Hey sucka. I haven't updated this in a while sucka. Sucka. Come to Miller's Ale House every Weds at 8 pm, sucka. Suckafish.