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33 Batterymarch Street
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Monday, Feb 01, 2016
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Riddle Me This
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   I always love a quiz filled with puzzles and this quiz...was filled with puzzles. We heard movies backwards, we had to find the shared definitions, we looked at art mish mashes. And some trivial visitors from outer space...or Connecticut were standing by. And by standing by I mean playing and winning first.    And that team was called Beer Nuts...or was it Bar Nuts? Those nutty guys, they change their name a lot. Keep a name everybody. But I do support getting a lot of nuts while you drink beer. Get it, it sounds like innuendo for something else. That's how I like to keep my humor. Nice and crisp and funny.  
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Yes, I am the one in the picture you think I am. 

 

Hey sucka. I haven't updated this in a while sucka. Sucka. Come to Miller's Ale House every Weds at 8 pm, sucka. Suckafish. 


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Battery Park Bar & Lounge
33 Batterymarch Street
Boston, MA
02110
Monday, Jan 25, 2016
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A Partnership For A DDF America
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 Today we learned that today's youths might benefit from a DDF America, the United States. We can get Craigslist.com to sponsor and everything would be dandy and work out great. Did you know drug and disease free is the way to be, yo? They could have their own mascot who loves to poke around Craigslist but he only meets up with women that claim to not do those things on the internet. This isn't a good idea! It was a close head to head race and looky looky Boner Jams 03' takes the cake and bacon from those rascally Ginger Snaps. Thanks errbody. Ar avoire. Don't let the door hit you where the good lord split you.
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Yes, I am the one in the picture you think I am. 

 

Hey sucka. I haven't updated this in a while sucka. Sucka. Come to Miller's Ale House every Weds at 8 pm, sucka. Suckafish. 


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Battery Park Bar & Lounge
33 Batterymarch Street
Boston, MA
02110
Monday, Jan 18, 2016
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My Cat Picked A Bad Week To Stop Sniffing Glue
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Every detective has to have a defect right? Monk is OCD Sherlock Holmes loves the cocaine. Psyche is a liar. Mason Dix's hologram simulations are always being interrupted by calls to the bridge.  And Apparently Koko and Yum-Yum from "The Cat Who..." series love to sniff glue. Or "megew" as they call it. Just a nice little joke there for the series. Lilian Jackson Braun can feel free to use that...oh wait. She dead. Like Glenn Frye. He dead. Bowie. He dead. Alan Rickman. He dead. Peter Sellers. He dead. Robert DeNiro, still kicking.    Goodnight everybody! 
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Yes, I am the one in the picture you think I am. 

 

Hey sucka. I haven't updated this in a while sucka. Sucka. Come to Miller's Ale House every Weds at 8 pm, sucka. Suckafish. 


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Battery Park Bar & Lounge
33 Batterymarch Street
Boston, MA
02110
Monday, Jan 11, 2016
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Stardust to Stardust
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 I played all Bowie yesterday. Just felt like it, no other reason. Oh, wait. He's not alive anymore. The news came too late to have any questions about him so I had to surround my quizzers in supplemental Bowieness. What happened in the quiz you say? In Round 1 we learned that Natalie Cole died and it reminded us that Bowie died. In Round 2 it was musical in nature and Bowie made music...NOOOO WHYYYYYY In Round 3  it was a speed round and UB40s "Red Red Wine" reminded me of him. In Round 4 I was reminded of Bowie because I was playing David Bowie in the background. In
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Yes, I am the one in the picture you think I am. 

 

Hey sucka. I haven't updated this in a while sucka. Sucka. Come to Miller's Ale House every Weds at 8 pm, sucka. Suckafish. 


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Battery Park Bar & Lounge
33 Batterymarch Street
Boston, MA
02110
Monday, Jan 04, 2016
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Blogstitute
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I was happy to be back at Battery Park filling in for John. It's always a pleasant place to be. It's not easy to be a substitute, but you were all very nice. I'll be sure to leave him a note so he knows you were on your best behavior. It was a hard one last night (that's what she said?), but it was nonetheless a close race. Armadildos kept the lead the whole night, so the only question really was "Who will take second place?" Who was asking? I don't know. Maybe I was. Maybe you were. It's not important. None of this really matters. But the answer was Lizard Baggins, as it turns out. So they got second place. You
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Kevin lives in Somerville and spends his time doing lots of math so that robots can more easily take over the world. When not doing that, he's devoting his time to brewing beer, and listening to Bowie. He's also an ordained minister (it's amazing what you can do for free on the interwebs). And yes, that's Kevin chilling with Tommy Wiseau, director of the wonderful film The Room (nbd).

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Battery Park Bar & Lounge
33 Batterymarch Street
Boston, MA
02110
Monday, Dec 14, 2015
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Supercreep Supergroup
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  After Lostprophets and Mamas and the Papas were in tonight's quiz, I'm thinking there should totally be a supergroup for all the creeps of music. This might seem like a reward but not if we incarcerate them and force them to perform. There tour bus could have bars on it like a paddy wagon and they should be led to gigs in handcuffs while everyone boos and throws stuff at them. Why not? Let's look at the line up: Guy from Lostprophets (I'm not even going to look up what his name is.) John Phillips from The Mamas and the Papas (Even though he's dead. But fun fact, this is where "Papa John's" got its name.) Gary Glitter. (I feel dirty even saying
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Yes, I am the one in the picture you think I am. 

 

Hey sucka. I haven't updated this in a while sucka. Sucka. Come to Miller's Ale House every Weds at 8 pm, sucka. Suckafish. 


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Battery Park Bar & Lounge
33 Batterymarch Street
Boston, MA
02110
Monday, Dec 07, 2015
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Idris Elba for Anything!
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Luther, James Bond, Idris Elba should be everyone. He should have also played Avon Barksdale on The Wire. And McNulty. Also he should play Obama. Also he should run for president and be Obama. Or maybe just replace him in the White House and just start calling himself Obama. I don't think anyone would mind. Not because Obama is bad, because Idris rules. He shouldn't just be a minor dude in Marvel Universe, he should also be Iron Man, Captain America and Thor. And Nick Fury. And he should have played that guy in Mad Max: Fury Road who played that guitar with all the speakers.   We had an auditioner today. His name was Dave. Also Idris Elba
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Yes, I am the one in the picture you think I am. 

 

Hey sucka. I haven't updated this in a while sucka. Sucka. Come to Miller's Ale House every Weds at 8 pm, sucka. Suckafish. 


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Battery Park Bar & Lounge
33 Batterymarch Street
Boston, MA
02110
Monday, Nov 30, 2015
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Impressionable
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 Today's offering was ripe with chances to show off my impressions. I stopped before the question about Nazis. However, I did keep calling them Natzas on accident. I've messed around with changing my voice up but usually the person can tell it's me. I was looking for a voice that could conceal me pretty well. Turns out doing a fake Hank Hill works pretty good. I wasn't even trying to copy him or anything which is great for an impressionist. Not being able to do impressions on purpose. It was a tight quiz where almost everyone won. Right? 
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Yes, I am the one in the picture you think I am. 

 

Hey sucka. I haven't updated this in a while sucka. Sucka. Come to Miller's Ale House every Weds at 8 pm, sucka. Suckafish. 


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Battery Park Bar & Lounge
33 Batterymarch Street
Boston, MA
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Monday, Nov 23, 2015
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Go, The Arizona Cardinals!
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  Hello sports fans! Today we lined up your quiz right before a Patriots game and mainlined the quiz right into the start of the game like it was a Na'vi linking those braids. Oh wait, that's not a sports reference.    You are allowed to like the Patriots. But for me, they are hard to root for. Mostly because that team isn't called YOUR ARIZONA CARDINALS. Who are 8-2 as of this blog. Take that, The Bengal Tigers. The Cards are allowed to be the best team this year. They have been so bad recently that they were even in the Super Bowl and nobody remembers. And they would have got away with it, if it wasn't for those intercepting Steelers *removes face
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Yes, I am the one in the picture you think I am. 

 

Hey sucka. I haven't updated this in a while sucka. Sucka. Come to Miller's Ale House every Weds at 8 pm, sucka. Suckafish. 


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Battery Park Bar & Lounge
33 Batterymarch Street
Boston, MA
02110
Monday, Nov 16, 2015
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His Name Is My Name Too
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Actually my name is Jon Jacob Jinglehiemer Schmitt NOT John Jacob Jinglehiemer Schmitt. But still whenever we go out, the people always shout "There goes John Jacob Jinglehiemer Schmitt." Why would they say it singularly? Why wouldn't they say "There goes both of those John Jacob Jinglehiemer Schmitts?" La la la la la. Some people have the same last name. What else happened? We saw fireworks and shit and I read a round about the 4th. We saw an awesome round about hypothetical subways. I made it rain! You really missed out if you weren't there. Also, geezes. The first place team won by like 20!   Ooo boy! 
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Yes, I am the one in the picture you think I am. 

 

Hey sucka. I haven't updated this in a while sucka. Sucka. Come to Miller's Ale House every Weds at 8 pm, sucka. Suckafish. 


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Battery Park Bar & Lounge
33 Batterymarch Street
Boston, MA
02110
Monday, Nov 09, 2015
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Everything is Cromulent
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 How dare the squiggly red typo line came up when I typed cromulent? Way to not embiggen me. What next, you are going to tell me vorpal and snicker-snack aren't words? What have I been reading my whole life? Nothing but things that make up words? Fine, I'll just give up and read Shakespeare. Did you know he made up the word eyeball? Well...now...you... BANANA! Okay, I haven't drank in a few days. What else happened at quiz today? We learned about the different kinds of matter in your head. I was only sure about grey matter. I've read a lot of Wikipedia articles on serial killers that talked about that. Good night! 
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Yes, I am the one in the picture you think I am. 

 

Hey sucka. I haven't updated this in a while sucka. Sucka. Come to Miller's Ale House every Weds at 8 pm, sucka. Suckafish. 


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33 Batterymarch Street
Boston, MA
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Monday, Nov 02, 2015
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Giant Squid vs. Velocity
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 I may have gotten a D in college physics, but as a millennial I feel entitled to tell you about physics. And the only thing I remember from physics class is the difference between velocity and acceleration. Velocity is how fast something is going at a specific point in time, acceleration however, is the rate the speed is increasing. So if I car is going 40 mph, that's it's velocity. The rate of how fast it got to 40 and how much higher it's speed is getting, that's acceleration. This probably has some errors still right? Anybody? Now I may have gotten a D in my Marine Biology class, but I don't think a squid and an octopus are the same. A squid is a creature that is
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Yes, I am the one in the picture you think I am. 

 

Hey sucka. I haven't updated this in a while sucka. Sucka. Come to Miller's Ale House every Weds at 8 pm, sucka. Suckafish. 


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Battery Park Bar & Lounge
33 Batterymarch Street
Boston, MA
02110
Monday, Oct 26, 2015
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Ron Paul's Invisable Hand
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 It's always kind of humorous when you find out what America's political (un)hopefuls do for a day job. Especially when they are vagina inspectors. No wonder he's a Libertarian. Free Healthcare= [Price is Right sad trombone sound.] I'm getting too political here. I'm okay with Ron Paul. Actually I'm pretty okay with most politicians that actually have ideas they believe in. As opposed to the people that just say what you want to hear to be elected and say what people paying them off want to here so they can have enough money to be elected. What's the point of even running? Anyways, Bernie Sanders is fine. I don't agree with everything he says but at least he's not a fake plastic lizard
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Yes, I am the one in the picture you think I am. 

 

Hey sucka. I haven't updated this in a while sucka. Sucka. Come to Miller's Ale House every Weds at 8 pm, sucka. Suckafish. 


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Battery Park Bar & Lounge
33 Batterymarch Street
Boston, MA
02110
Sunday, Oct 18, 2015
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Social Interaction Shields at 40%
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 Dammit ensign, stop bothering me. Can't you see my defenses are up? I hate people. I hate talking to you and I just want to sit in this holodeck and run program 69. Don't laugh, ensign. It is sexual but those kind of jokes have been very played out since the early 1900's. I just want to run this simulation and read my Marquis De Sade book in peace. Please leave me alone. Why are we still talking? Why are you standing there? Are you dumb or something? Get out of here. Oh, you want the quiz scores? Look on the left side of this bar. And the pictures? Also there. What else do you need? A good recap? GET OUT OF HERE NOW! 
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Yes, I am the one in the picture you think I am. 

 

Hey sucka. I haven't updated this in a while sucka. Sucka. Come to Miller's Ale House every Weds at 8 pm, sucka. Suckafish. 


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Battery Park Bar & Lounge
33 Batterymarch Street
Boston, MA
02110
Monday, Oct 12, 2015
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Mama's Family
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 Well I did a whole thing about Grandma's Feather Bed and now here's a big helping of Mama's Family for you. Why do I know so much about Old Country Grannies? Call it a fetish. No shame in my game.   Anyways, there was a show called Mama's Family. It was a spin off of Carol Burnett, where the show was only funny because the characters would break character all the time. But when it switched to a 3 camera sitcom, the character's never broke character, so it just had all the trappings of some lame crap. But hell, I had nothing to watch growing up and would just watch mama push her broom every week.   Considering the reruns, that show must have been on
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Yes, I am the one in the picture you think I am. 

 

Hey sucka. I haven't updated this in a while sucka. Sucka. Come to Miller's Ale House every Weds at 8 pm, sucka. Suckafish. 


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33 Batterymarch Street
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Monday, Oct 05, 2015
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You Guys Don't Know Grandma's Featherbed???
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 Did you ever have those songs that you sang in K-5? They kind of run out of things to teach your tiny brains so they just fill your head with public domain song lyrics? Well John Denver sang one of these on The Muppets once. And I remember it from my grade school days. Well some of it. Here let me see what I know from memory. When I was a little bitty boy just off the floor. I used to go down to grandma's house every now and then or so. We had chicken pie country ham and home made butter on bread. But the best darn thing about grandma's house was her great big feather bed!   It was nine feet high, six feet wide. Soft as
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Yes, I am the one in the picture you think I am. 

 

Hey sucka. I haven't updated this in a while sucka. Sucka. Come to Miller's Ale House every Weds at 8 pm, sucka. Suckafish.