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Little Woodrow's (The Heights)
2631 White Oak Dr
Houston, TX
77009
Saturday, Aug 27, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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Gandolf Rocks
Rainbow Brite

MUGGLES! Thank you all for showing up for yet another iteration of the Harry Potter theme quiz. We shattered some attendance records, I believe. Running at three different locations, hosting to hundreds to Potter fans, we gave out a lot of cash, we did a ton of day drinking, and didn’t once mention *his* name. (Don’t say it! Hear me! Never!) There were a healthy number of wizards running around, but a noticeable absence of any Dumbledores! What gives? Clearly nobody actually owns their own House Elf. Maybe they do. Do you? Does a dog friendly patio allow elfs? I don’t know. I’ll look into this for the next Harry Potter quiz. Promise! I’m sitting
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Howdy! My name is Katie, I enjoy long walks on the beach, pasta, and Christmas lights in July. The first things people notice about me are my subtle sense of fashion and my typically reserved demeanor. I have a penchant for video games, with a fixation on SNES games of yore. I'm only 5'2", but I make up for it by wearing 4-6 inch platforms. I'm a HUGE Twilight fanboy-girl.

Disclaimer: Roughly 70% of the above is true. The other 40%... total fabrication and folly. 


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Little Woodrow's (The Heights)
2631 White Oak Dr
Houston, TX
77009
Wednesday, Aug 24, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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People Let Me Tell Ya Bout My Best Friends!
Stefanie

  It's you! That's right. I was not myself last night. You could tell. I wasn't feeling well. I was drinking water. But I got through it. I got by. With a little help from my friends. That's you guys. It's true! You are all my BFF's. I mean, we hang out every week. That's quite a commitment. So, whether you like it or not makes no difference to me. I have announced the all the internets. That you are all my best friends. And you can't do anything about it. Haha. Suckers. XOXO, Stefanie
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Well hi there, thanks for stopping by.

You look lovely today.

My name's Stefanie, I'm from Dallas originally and have been hanging out in Houston for four years and love this giant, beautiful city and all it has to offer. 

I went to Texas State University and hung out for a while in Austin, so I guess you could say I get around.

I enjoy long walks on the beach and lying about things I enjoy.

Feel free to bring me presents, buy me beers, and tell me I'm pretty. 

Follow me on:

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Little Woodrow's (The Heights)
2631 White Oak Dr
Houston, TX
77009
Wednesday, Aug 17, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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Why Is Six Afraid of Seven?
Stefanie

Oh hello. What is up? I want to say thanks. For coming out. And only yelling at me slightly. I know sometimes I fuck up. I am a human. And slightly childish. I'm like somewhere between child and adult. I'm sure there's a word for that. Not teenager. Like MORE than that. But less than it. Does that make sense? No? Whatever. Moving along. I skipped a question last night. But I went back. I knew exactly what I did. Because y'all had my mother flippin back. And my front. Awwww yaaas.
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Well hi there, thanks for stopping by.

You look lovely today.

My name's Stefanie, I'm from Dallas originally and have been hanging out in Houston for four years and love this giant, beautiful city and all it has to offer. 

I went to Texas State University and hung out for a while in Austin, so I guess you could say I get around.

I enjoy long walks on the beach and lying about things I enjoy.

Feel free to bring me presents, buy me beers, and tell me I'm pretty. 

Follow me on:

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Little Woodrow's (The Heights)
2631 White Oak Dr
Houston, TX
77009
Wednesday, Aug 10, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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Just Call Me the White Rabbit
Stefanie

Ok, guys. Sorry about that. I'm here now. Shhhh. Shhhh. It will be ok. Stop crying. Seriously. Stop. Ok, now you're just embarrassing yourself. I know that my blog is the best part of your day. And I've let you down. Or did I? Because now it's new on a Friday! And Fridays are way better than Thursdays! Just like dogs are better than people! And mayonnaise is better than mustard! And Texas is better than the other 49 bitch-ass states. I mean, have you SEEN our Olympians? Ridic. And several are from right here in Houston! You
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Well hi there, thanks for stopping by.

You look lovely today.

My name's Stefanie, I'm from Dallas originally and have been hanging out in Houston for four years and love this giant, beautiful city and all it has to offer. 

I went to Texas State University and hung out for a while in Austin, so I guess you could say I get around.

I enjoy long walks on the beach and lying about things I enjoy.

Feel free to bring me presents, buy me beers, and tell me I'm pretty. 

Follow me on:

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Little Woodrow's (The Heights)
2631 White Oak Dr
Houston, TX
77009
Wednesday, Aug 03, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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Do As I Say, But Also As I Do
Stefanie

Howdy. Hi. Hello. How are things? Good. I'm SO HAPPY FOR YOU. No, really.  I am. Unless you answered "things are shitty." Then I'm sad for you. Whatever. Adjust my feelings appropriately. Last night was fun. We went super fast. You guys were super smart. Quiz was super awesome. You guys were super awesome. Everything is super. Are you coming to White Linen Night? You should. It will be fun. You should support Woodrow's on nights OTHER than quiz nights. But only this Woodrow's. It's the best. Just
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Well hi there, thanks for stopping by.

You look lovely today.

My name's Stefanie, I'm from Dallas originally and have been hanging out in Houston for four years and love this giant, beautiful city and all it has to offer. 

I went to Texas State University and hung out for a while in Austin, so I guess you could say I get around.

I enjoy long walks on the beach and lying about things I enjoy.

Feel free to bring me presents, buy me beers, and tell me I'm pretty. 

Follow me on:

Instagram

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Little Woodrow's (The Heights)
2631 White Oak Dr
Houston, TX
77009
Wednesday, Jul 27, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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The Things Are Back!
Stefanie

They're back! The awesome things. Don't know what I'm talking about? No. You don't. Because you weren't there last night. Or were you? It was a small quiz. Very intimate. VERY. *wink* But we have things back. Remember, there were things we had. And then they went away. And you guys were like "oh man, bummer." But no more bummers. Because they are back. What to know what I'm talking about? Come to quiz and I'll show you. *wink* XOXO, Stefanie
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Well hi there, thanks for stopping by.

You look lovely today.

My name's Stefanie, I'm from Dallas originally and have been hanging out in Houston for four years and love this giant, beautiful city and all it has to offer. 

I went to Texas State University and hung out for a while in Austin, so I guess you could say I get around.

I enjoy long walks on the beach and lying about things I enjoy.

Feel free to bring me presents, buy me beers, and tell me I'm pretty. 

Follow me on:

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Little Woodrow's (The Heights)
2631 White Oak Dr
Houston, TX
77009
Wednesday, Jul 20, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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Hot Hot Heat
Stefanie

Hello. How are you? Thanks for coming to quiz last night. It was a good one. Had some strong scores. Some weak scores. Some cold beer. Some new rounds. Some sweaty people. We talked about Mick Jagger's balls too much. That's my bad. I hope I didn't scare you away. I know that I do that sometimes.  Just kidding. You know you love me. Be good out there, people. XOXO, Stefanie
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Well hi there, thanks for stopping by.

You look lovely today.

My name's Stefanie, I'm from Dallas originally and have been hanging out in Houston for four years and love this giant, beautiful city and all it has to offer. 

I went to Texas State University and hung out for a while in Austin, so I guess you could say I get around.

I enjoy long walks on the beach and lying about things I enjoy.

Feel free to bring me presents, buy me beers, and tell me I'm pretty. 

Follow me on:

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Little Woodrow's (The Heights)
2631 White Oak Dr
Houston, TX
77009
Wednesday, Jul 13, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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Don't Read This Blog
Stefanie

You're such a rebel. I like that about you. The best part of quiz last night? The Men in Black song. Most definitely.  That used to be my JAM. Let's not lie. It still is. I even know the whole dance. Not ashamed. Speaking of... Does anyone else feel like we are travelling backwards in time? List of things relevant 16 years ago that are back in the picture: Pokemon Blink-182 a Clinton running for Prez The Olympics (ok, this happens regularly, but it still counts) A Tarzan movie in the theaters Ummm...what else? I'm not being good at making
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Well hi there, thanks for stopping by.

You look lovely today.

My name's Stefanie, I'm from Dallas originally and have been hanging out in Houston for four years and love this giant, beautiful city and all it has to offer. 

I went to Texas State University and hung out for a while in Austin, so I guess you could say I get around.

I enjoy long walks on the beach and lying about things I enjoy.

Feel free to bring me presents, buy me beers, and tell me I'm pretty. 

Follow me on:

Instagram

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Little Woodrow's (The Heights)
2631 White Oak Dr
Houston, TX
77009
Wednesday, Jul 06, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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Philadelphia SUCKS.
Stefanie

Slutty Hugs for everyone! I want to say thanks and BYEEEE to Slutty Hugs for coming to see me for quite some time now. One of the pillars of that team is leaving. And she was the one who corralled her friends to come out. So now they have no corrallor.  Is that a word? No. But it is now. So thanks, and bye Eva!  Have fun in Philly. The worst place in America. JK. Maybe. Whoa, did I just call out someone in a nice way on the blog? Yes, I did. It's happened before and it could happen again. It could even happen to you! Just continue to be
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Well hi there, thanks for stopping by.

You look lovely today.

My name's Stefanie, I'm from Dallas originally and have been hanging out in Houston for four years and love this giant, beautiful city and all it has to offer. 

I went to Texas State University and hung out for a while in Austin, so I guess you could say I get around.

I enjoy long walks on the beach and lying about things I enjoy.

Feel free to bring me presents, buy me beers, and tell me I'm pretty. 

Follow me on:

Instagram

Spotify


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Little Woodrow's (The Heights)
2631 White Oak Dr
Houston, TX
77009
Wednesday, Jun 29, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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El Spanisho!
Stefanie

Hola amigos! Muy caliente! And that's all the Spanish I know. Well... Pantalones. There. THAT is all the Spanish I know. Which is, like, totally sad.  I am a Texas girl, born and bred. I took FOUR YEARS of Spanish in college. And ya know what I got? NADA. I did not retain that shit for shit. I think Spanish was really hard for me because I felt like it's taught backwards from English. I am super, super English-grammar oriented. I know I can't pronounce stuff (I've gotten better!). But as far as the written word - it's kind of my jam. I mean,
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Well hi there, thanks for stopping by.

You look lovely today.

My name's Stefanie, I'm from Dallas originally and have been hanging out in Houston for four years and love this giant, beautiful city and all it has to offer. 

I went to Texas State University and hung out for a while in Austin, so I guess you could say I get around.

I enjoy long walks on the beach and lying about things I enjoy.

Feel free to bring me presents, buy me beers, and tell me I'm pretty. 

Follow me on:

Instagram

Spotify


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Little Woodrow's (The Heights)
2631 White Oak Dr
Houston, TX
77009
Wednesday, Jun 22, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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Let's Get Physical, Physical. Um, I mean Personal.
Stefanie

Things I believe in: Love. That people are people. That the color of your skin, the god you pray to, who you love, where you were born, or who you vote for doesn't define you. There are assholes in every walk of life. That hate fucking sucks. That people hate things they don't understand. That ignorance is not bliss. That people should educate themselves. That you should open your mind. That you should learn something new EVERY DAY. Kindness. Generosity. That my quizzers are the best on this planet. That I can't say "swish, swish, swish" after
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Well hi there, thanks for stopping by.

You look lovely today.

My name's Stefanie, I'm from Dallas originally and have been hanging out in Houston for four years and love this giant, beautiful city and all it has to offer. 

I went to Texas State University and hung out for a while in Austin, so I guess you could say I get around.

I enjoy long walks on the beach and lying about things I enjoy.

Feel free to bring me presents, buy me beers, and tell me I'm pretty. 

Follow me on:

Instagram

Spotify


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Little Woodrow's (The Heights)
2631 White Oak Dr
Houston, TX
77009
Wednesday, Jun 15, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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Welcome to Houston
Stefanie

Where it is hot.  As. Fuck. Yesterday was the worst. You told me. A million times. I get it. It's hot. It's sumer. It's HOUSTON. And the god damn sun is still up for almost an hour into quiz. But you soldiered through. Like the good little quizzers you are. So, congrats. "Hey how are you?" "Hot." Still better than: "Hey how are you?" "Sad." Lots of sad shit happening around the world. It's scary. It's fucked. It's terrible. I hope that your Wednesday night brings you a little happiness. A little
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Well hi there, thanks for stopping by.

You look lovely today.

My name's Stefanie, I'm from Dallas originally and have been hanging out in Houston for four years and love this giant, beautiful city and all it has to offer. 

I went to Texas State University and hung out for a while in Austin, so I guess you could say I get around.

I enjoy long walks on the beach and lying about things I enjoy.

Feel free to bring me presents, buy me beers, and tell me I'm pretty. 

Follow me on:

Instagram

Spotify


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Little Woodrow's (The Heights)
2631 White Oak Dr
Houston, TX
77009
Wednesday, Jun 08, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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Words are Hard!
Stefanie

STORY TIME: 8:00pm On a Wednesday (last night) Man and woman come up to me. MAN: "We quit." ME: "You quit? No! What? WHYYYY?" MAN: "Yes. We are old and tired and going home." ME. *siiiigh* "Fine, I understand, I too am old and tired. See you next week!" WOMAN: "You will! We love you! You are the reason we come here!" ME: "Oh, that is so sweet, thanks, I love you, too!" WOMAN: "In fact, my friend and I quote you, like, all the time!" ME: "What? You quote me? I'm quotable?"  WOMAN: "Yeah, one of the first times we came here you said 'Words are hard' and we thought that was hilarious so
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Well hi there, thanks for stopping by.

You look lovely today.

My name's Stefanie, I'm from Dallas originally and have been hanging out in Houston for four years and love this giant, beautiful city and all it has to offer. 

I went to Texas State University and hung out for a while in Austin, so I guess you could say I get around.

I enjoy long walks on the beach and lying about things I enjoy.

Feel free to bring me presents, buy me beers, and tell me I'm pretty. 

Follow me on:

Instagram

Spotify


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Little Woodrow's (The Heights)
2631 White Oak Dr
Houston, TX
77009
Wednesday, Jun 01, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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This One's For You
Stefanie

Ahoy matey's! This is a super special blog. Giving love to my regulars. ARE YOU READY?!? Slutty Hug - Congrats on your first place win! Was this your first at this venue? I can't remember. YAY YOU! SLUTTY HUGS FOR EVERYONE! Drinking Team With a Trivia Problem - Where the fuck was Gus? He's the best. You guys are also the best. Swifties - You did the worst you have ever done last night. There goes Jasons "we always win when I'm here" theory.  Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Shit -- You change your name every week, but this is my favorite. You guys
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Well hi there, thanks for stopping by.

You look lovely today.

My name's Stefanie, I'm from Dallas originally and have been hanging out in Houston for four years and love this giant, beautiful city and all it has to offer. 

I went to Texas State University and hung out for a while in Austin, so I guess you could say I get around.

I enjoy long walks on the beach and lying about things I enjoy.

Feel free to bring me presents, buy me beers, and tell me I'm pretty. 

Follow me on:

Instagram

Spotify


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Little Woodrow's (The Heights)
2631 White Oak Dr
Houston, TX
77009
Wednesday, May 25, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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Stef, I hosted quiz for you.
WillSalerno

Your quiz is odd. Everyone was polite. After round 6 I swear they formed a single file line to turn in their sheets. Multiple people asked me if I prefered them to hand me the sheet or for them to give it directly to Robert. At my quiz I get answer sheets thrown at me, and often they are damp. Not wet. Damp. And not always with water. They are queso damp. Speaking of Robert, wtf. You just have an incredibly capable guy who sits there and does all the hard work? I asked him twice if I could help and he said “No, I got this, but thanks!” At my bar, I get yelled
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At age 5, Will decided he wanted to be a scientist.

At age 29, Will became a scientist.

At age 30, Will realized he never wanted to be a scientist, he wanted to be in Starfleet.

At age 31, Will determined Starfleet was not an option.

Will is currently pursuing a career as a Time Lord.


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Little Woodrow's (The Heights)
2631 White Oak Dr
Houston, TX
77009
Wednesday, May 18, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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These Are a Few of My Favorite Things
Stefanie

My dogs. Your dogs. Any dogs, really. Dogs are the best. Babies. Your babies, preferably. No babies here. Until, like, years from now. Alcohol. Lots of it. Champagne, wine, vodka, beer.  You know - the basics. Daps. Hugs. Mean mugs. Shoulder shrugs. Wait, that's what Nelly likes. Good music. You adding to the good music. You playing pub quiz. You as a general collection of people. Books. Many leather bound books. The smell
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Well hi there, thanks for stopping by.

You look lovely today.

My name's Stefanie, I'm from Dallas originally and have been hanging out in Houston for four years and love this giant, beautiful city and all it has to offer. 

I went to Texas State University and hung out for a while in Austin, so I guess you could say I get around.

I enjoy long walks on the beach and lying about things I enjoy.

Feel free to bring me presents, buy me beers, and tell me I'm pretty. 

Follow me on:

Instagram

Spotify