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Little Woodrow's (The Heights)
2631 White Oak Dr
Houston, TX
77009
Wednesday, Feb 10, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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YOU CAN DO IT!
Stefanie

Yo, check it. I'm nice. IT'S TRUE! Shocking, right? I can be mean. Because it's fun. And I do what I want. And I like to yell at people. And having a microphone gives me that opportunity. So I embrace it. But I'm actually kind of a nice person, somewhere deep down. Fo reals.   I bring it up because I'm going to do something that someone told me to do. You know I HATE being told what to do. But I am going to make an exception. Because, to be honest, it could benefit me in the long run. And in the long run, I mean in like a week. When your very
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Well hi there, thanks for stopping by.

You look lovely today.

My name's Stefanie, I'm from Dallas originally and have been hanging out in Houston for three years now and love this giant, beautiful city and all it has to offer. 

I went to Texas State University and hung out for a while in Austin, so I guess you could say I get around.

I enjoy long walks on the beach and lying about things I enjoy.

Feel free to bring me presents, buy me beers, and tell me I'm pretty. 

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Little Woodrow's (The Heights)
2631 White Oak Dr
Houston, TX
77009
Wednesday, Feb 03, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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I Love Dogs, and Sometimes You People
Stefanie

My favorite thing about quiz? All your dogs. You people are fine. But DOGS are better.  SO. MUCH. BETTER. For instance - dogs don't act like assholes. Dogs don't yell at me. Dogs don't correct my pronunciations of things. Most of you don't do any of those things. Those assholes are few and far between. And I'm probably not talking about you, specifically, dear blog reader.  BUT!  Dogs let me pet them. And love them. And take their picture. Ok, you guys let me do MOST of that, too. Even the petting. ESPECIALLY the petting. But
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Well hi there, thanks for stopping by.

You look lovely today.

My name's Stefanie, I'm from Dallas originally and have been hanging out in Houston for three years now and love this giant, beautiful city and all it has to offer. 

I went to Texas State University and hung out for a while in Austin, so I guess you could say I get around.

I enjoy long walks on the beach and lying about things I enjoy.

Feel free to bring me presents, buy me beers, and tell me I'm pretty. 

Follow me on:

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Little Woodrow's (The Heights)
2631 White Oak Dr
Houston, TX
77009
Wednesday, Jan 27, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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You're My Favorite
Stefanie

Dear Wednesday,  You're my favorite. You have my favorite bar. My favorite waitstaff. My favorite bartenders. My favorite wine. My favorite beer. My favorite vodka. Oh. And my favorite quizzers. It's true. They are the smartest. Prettiest. Handsomest. Non-jerkiest. Just the best. So, Wednesday. Good job. Go on with your bad self. Be insane in the brain. Be hip in the hop. Be Paxton AND Pullman. Be rad. As usual. Because you can be. The end. XOXO, Stefanie
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Well hi there, thanks for stopping by.

You look lovely today.

My name's Stefanie, I'm from Dallas originally and have been hanging out in Houston for three years now and love this giant, beautiful city and all it has to offer. 

I went to Texas State University and hung out for a while in Austin, so I guess you could say I get around.

I enjoy long walks on the beach and lying about things I enjoy.

Feel free to bring me presents, buy me beers, and tell me I'm pretty. 

Follow me on:

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Little Woodrow's (The Heights)
2631 White Oak Dr
Houston, TX
77009
Wednesday, Jan 20, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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ARE WE HAVING FUN YET?!
Stefanie

Let's talk about something important. WHATTTT?! Yeah! Something important! I know. Winning is important. You know what else is? Having fun. Not yelling at people. Not being a dick. Winning isn't everything. NOT being a dick IS everything. If you have a discrepancy, feel free to bring it to my attention. Doesn't mean I'm going to change things. Doesn't mean you're right. We are people. We make mistakes. As do you. Because you are also people. Sometimes. Sometimes you are little baby demons. Sent to suck the fun out of quiz. Don't
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Well hi there, thanks for stopping by.

You look lovely today.

My name's Stefanie, I'm from Dallas originally and have been hanging out in Houston for three years now and love this giant, beautiful city and all it has to offer. 

I went to Texas State University and hung out for a while in Austin, so I guess you could say I get around.

I enjoy long walks on the beach and lying about things I enjoy.

Feel free to bring me presents, buy me beers, and tell me I'm pretty. 

Follow me on:

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Little Woodrow's (The Heights)
2631 White Oak Dr
Houston, TX
77009
Wednesday, Jan 13, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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We Lied to You All
Stefanie

Hello. Good Morning. I have a confession. RobertBobRobert fucked up. But it's his birthday. So let it be. RobertBobRobert, it's ok. I won't let them be mean to you. We already know I will cut a bitch. Correct scores are to the left. We are sorry. But it's ok. Luckily the lads at Drinking Team are super cool. And understanding. For the most part. Also, we bought them things. So they are fine. Make American Great Again - you got lucky. Congrats. You should buy a lottery ticket. Is that still a thing? I think it should be. Because
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Well hi there, thanks for stopping by.

You look lovely today.

My name's Stefanie, I'm from Dallas originally and have been hanging out in Houston for three years now and love this giant, beautiful city and all it has to offer. 

I went to Texas State University and hung out for a while in Austin, so I guess you could say I get around.

I enjoy long walks on the beach and lying about things I enjoy.

Feel free to bring me presents, buy me beers, and tell me I'm pretty. 

Follow me on:

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Little Woodrow's (The Heights)
2631 White Oak Dr
Houston, TX
77009
Wednesday, Jan 06, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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That's What You Get
Stefanie

When other people suck, I am reminded of how much you guys rock. So after a sucky person was stupid. I got to commend you guys. And give you my love. And my praise. Which feels good. Spread the love, people. Love is good. Suckiness is bad. Don't be like that person. Be like someone else that isn't that person. Or be yourself. Unless you suck. Then totally don't be yourself. Because nobody likes a sucky person. I speak the truth. Mic drop. XOXO, Stefanie  
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Well hi there, thanks for stopping by.

You look lovely today.

My name's Stefanie, I'm from Dallas originally and have been hanging out in Houston for three years now and love this giant, beautiful city and all it has to offer. 

I went to Texas State University and hung out for a while in Austin, so I guess you could say I get around.

I enjoy long walks on the beach and lying about things I enjoy.

Feel free to bring me presents, buy me beers, and tell me I'm pretty. 

Follow me on:

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Little Woodrow's (The Heights)
2631 White Oak Dr
Houston, TX
77009
Wednesday, Dec 23, 2015
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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Twas The Night Before the Night Before Christmas
Brownie

Its Christmas time, which means one thing. Horribly annoying songs you’ve been singing since you were 2. Stories of jolly snowmen and happy reindeer that aren’t all enslaved to giant fat man. But have you ever really listened to the messages they are sending? Think about it. Frosty the Snowman talks about a man that pops into your life, bringing joy and magic. Yet, at the end of the season, he disappears. He just fucking disappears. How are we supposed to have functional relationships as adults if the thing we find the most enchanting leaves us? That doesn’t feed an irrational fear of abandonment. Then you have Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer. On the surface,
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I'm just your normal, every day suburban housewife rokcet scientist.  No, seriously.  I'm a rocket scientist.  Well, I used to be... Now, I work in the oil and gas industry.  Basically, I blow stuff up on a computer screen so it doesn't blow up in real life.

I came to join the Geeks Who Drink family almost by accident.  I was looking for ways to some make extra cash, perusing Craigslist for side gigs.  Sitting right between the openings for escorts and web cam models, I saw a blurb about hosting a trivia night.  Sheer curiosity made me click.  It was the only thing on there that didn't ask for nude pictures, and I didn't have any handy.  So, I filled out the application and got an audition.  Little did I know what laid waiting for me...

On a more personal note, I'm an Army veteran married to a volunteer firefighter.  I have 5 kids, 2 dogs, 2 cats and a partridge in a pear tree.  Okay, I really don't have a pear tree and I'd probably shoot the damn partridge.


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Little Woodrow's (The Heights)
2631 White Oak Dr
Houston, TX
77009
Wednesday, Dec 16, 2015
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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Oops I Did it Again
Stefanie

I yelled at that girl. She was yelling out answers. Even though I asked nicely not to. That's breaking a rule! Let's refresh. Rule One: Don't be a dick Rule Two: Don't yell shit out So she actually broke TWO rules. She is lucky I did not punch her in the throat. Boo to that rando. Yay to you beautiful rule followers. I am so happy that I don't have to threaten you. Or punch you. But there is always next year. I know a lot of you will be gone next week. If you're around - there WILL be quiz. So bring your faces. And if I don't see you, have a Merry
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Well hi there, thanks for stopping by.

You look lovely today.

My name's Stefanie, I'm from Dallas originally and have been hanging out in Houston for three years now and love this giant, beautiful city and all it has to offer. 

I went to Texas State University and hung out for a while in Austin, so I guess you could say I get around.

I enjoy long walks on the beach and lying about things I enjoy.

Feel free to bring me presents, buy me beers, and tell me I'm pretty. 

Follow me on:

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Little Woodrow's (The Heights)
2631 White Oak Dr
Houston, TX
77009
Wednesday, Dec 09, 2015
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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Winning. Is That Still a Thing?
Stefanie

It is if you're Swifties. That's right. They were back. And they showed you who's boss. It's them. Also, they were thrilled to see He Who Must Not Be Named. Clayton. I'm talking about Clayton. Remember that guy? The one that ABANDONED you? And yet you still welcomed him with open arms. Thanks. That made me feel real good about myself. Traitors. You can't have him back. You are stuck with me. And you're gonna like it. Because I said so. And you guys always do what I say. Or never do what I say. I forget. Anyways. Don't
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Well hi there, thanks for stopping by.

You look lovely today.

My name's Stefanie, I'm from Dallas originally and have been hanging out in Houston for three years now and love this giant, beautiful city and all it has to offer. 

I went to Texas State University and hung out for a while in Austin, so I guess you could say I get around.

I enjoy long walks on the beach and lying about things I enjoy.

Feel free to bring me presents, buy me beers, and tell me I'm pretty. 

Follow me on:

Instagram

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Little Woodrow's (The Heights)
2631 White Oak Dr
Houston, TX
77009
Wednesday, Dec 02, 2015
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]

Well hi there, thanks for stopping by.

You look lovely today.

My name's Stefanie, I'm from Dallas originally and have been hanging out in Houston for three years now and love this giant, beautiful city and all it has to offer. 

I went to Texas State University and hung out for a while in Austin, so I guess you could say I get around.

I enjoy long walks on the beach and lying about things I enjoy.

Feel free to bring me presents, buy me beers, and tell me I'm pretty. 

Follow me on:

Instagram

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Little Woodrow's (The Heights)
2631 White Oak Dr
Houston, TX
77009
Wednesday, Nov 25, 2015
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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What I Remember From the Corner of the Bar
WillSalerno

It's Thanksgiving, so who is actually looking at this blog?   What I remember about quiz last night: Lots of Agatha Christie Parody lyrics are a lower form of humor than are puns.  In Syria, Turkey Shoots You still holds up. So I assume you stole it from somewhere. Assholes. Having a Frenchman say "Hercule Poirot" is almost as good as having a Swedish woman say it. TL;DR stands for Too Long; Didn't Remember to Carry the 3 Cuckabarra, I don't know how to add captions, but if I could, yours would read "I don't know how to
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At age 5, Will decided he wanted to be a scientist.

At age 29, Will became a scientist.

At age 30, Will realized he never wanted to be a scientist, he wanted to be in Starfleet.

At age 31, Will determined Starfleet was not an option.

Will is currently pursuing a career as a Time Lord.


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Little Woodrow's (The Heights)
2631 White Oak Dr
Houston, TX
77009
Wednesday, Nov 18, 2015
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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What's This?
Stefanie

This? It's a lady condom. Yup. That's a thing. Is it a thing with pictures on the back? It is. It is a thing I giggled at uncontrollably because I am a 12 year old boy? It is. Are you guys awesome and also giggled? You are. Quiz was fun. Quiz for a Cause was awesome. Thanks to all who donated to Planned Parenthood Young Leaders. I'm sure it was not without controversy, as so many things are these days. But you guys continue to impress me. So good job. Thanks for being decent human beings. There. I said something nice about you. You're
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Well hi there, thanks for stopping by.

You look lovely today.

My name's Stefanie, I'm from Dallas originally and have been hanging out in Houston for three years now and love this giant, beautiful city and all it has to offer. 

I went to Texas State University and hung out for a while in Austin, so I guess you could say I get around.

I enjoy long walks on the beach and lying about things I enjoy.

Feel free to bring me presents, buy me beers, and tell me I'm pretty. 

Follow me on:

Instagram

Spotify


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Little Woodrow's (The Heights)
2631 White Oak Dr
Houston, TX
77009
Wednesday, Nov 11, 2015
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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Fluffy Fluffernuggins
Stefanie

Hello. It's me. Just kidding. I mean - not just kidding.  It is me. But I'm not going to do that to you again. Even though it was amazing. And I'm sure you loved it. So. So. Much. Just like you love me.  And I love you. But don't tell anyone. It's a secret. Although... I did just put it on the internet. But it's ok. Because nobody reads this blog. Or do you?!  No. You don't. You're too busy LARPING with Fluffys or whatever. I have no idea what I just said. But you guys do. Ya
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Well hi there, thanks for stopping by.

You look lovely today.

My name's Stefanie, I'm from Dallas originally and have been hanging out in Houston for three years now and love this giant, beautiful city and all it has to offer. 

I went to Texas State University and hung out for a while in Austin, so I guess you could say I get around.

I enjoy long walks on the beach and lying about things I enjoy.

Feel free to bring me presents, buy me beers, and tell me I'm pretty. 

Follow me on:

Instagram

Spotify


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Little Woodrow's (The Heights)
2631 White Oak Dr
Houston, TX
77009
Wednesday, Nov 04, 2015
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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Ya Big Ol' Weirdos
Stefanie

Hi. You guys. Y'all are weird. I mean that in a good way. For some of you. Others... Not so much. You know who I'm talking about. If you're wondering if I'm talking about you... I probably am. Specifically your team names. Rare form last night, ladies and gents. Rare. Form. Maybe try to be not so weird next week? You're scaring off the newbies. Not that I care as much about them. You guys are the ones I don't hate as much as I hate other people. Some people suck. A lot. But not you. You're just weird. And I think being
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Well hi there, thanks for stopping by.

You look lovely today.

My name's Stefanie, I'm from Dallas originally and have been hanging out in Houston for three years now and love this giant, beautiful city and all it has to offer. 

I went to Texas State University and hung out for a while in Austin, so I guess you could say I get around.

I enjoy long walks on the beach and lying about things I enjoy.

Feel free to bring me presents, buy me beers, and tell me I'm pretty. 

Follow me on:

Instagram

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Little Woodrow's (The Heights)
2631 White Oak Dr
Houston, TX
77009
Wednesday, Oct 28, 2015
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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Hello
Stefanie

  It's me. I was wondering if after all these weeks you'd like to meet To go over last night's quiz.They say that time's supposed help you win, but you ain't done much winnin'.Hello. Can you hear me?I'm in Houston dreaming about how you used to beWhen you were sober and sweetI've forgotten how it felt before the world fell at our feetThere's such a difference between usAnd a million smilesHello from the other sideI must've read that a thousand timesI'll tell you I'm sorry for all the wrong wordsBut when I read it again, you'll
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Well hi there, thanks for stopping by.

You look lovely today.

My name's Stefanie, I'm from Dallas originally and have been hanging out in Houston for three years now and love this giant, beautiful city and all it has to offer. 

I went to Texas State University and hung out for a while in Austin, so I guess you could say I get around.

I enjoy long walks on the beach and lying about things I enjoy.

Feel free to bring me presents, buy me beers, and tell me I'm pretty. 

Follow me on:

Instagram

Spotify


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Little Woodrow's (The Heights)
2631 White Oak Dr
Houston, TX
77009
Wednesday, Oct 21, 2015
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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Love you, mean it.
Stefanie

Hi. How goes it? Great. Good to hear. Last night was fun. I missed you. It had been two weeks. That's too many. I will try to not leave you like that again. I digress. Or do I? Interesting tidbit. A team of 3 beat a team of 7. Team of 7 - you know who you are - get your shit together. Seriously. How can you go home at night. And be like. Hey. My team did terrible. Even though there were so many of us. Too many, actually. You couldn't have won, even if you had the most points. Because you cheated. Yes, having
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Well hi there, thanks for stopping by.

You look lovely today.

My name's Stefanie, I'm from Dallas originally and have been hanging out in Houston for three years now and love this giant, beautiful city and all it has to offer. 

I went to Texas State University and hung out for a while in Austin, so I guess you could say I get around.

I enjoy long walks on the beach and lying about things I enjoy.

Feel free to bring me presents, buy me beers, and tell me I'm pretty. 

Follow me on:

Instagram

Spotify