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Little Woodrow's (The Heights)
2631 White Oak Dr
Houston, TX
77009
Wednesday, Jul 27, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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The Things Are Back!
Stefanie

They're back! The awesome things. Don't know what I'm talking about? No. You don't. Because you weren't there last night. Or were you? It was a small quiz. Very intimate. VERY. *wink* But we have things back. Remember, there were things we had. And then they went away. And you guys were like "oh man, bummer." But no more bummers. Because they are back. What to know what I'm talking about? Come to quiz and I'll show you. *wink* XOXO, Stefanie
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Well hi there, thanks for stopping by.

You look lovely today.

My name's Stefanie, I'm from Dallas originally and have been hanging out in Houston for four years and love this giant, beautiful city and all it has to offer. 

I went to Texas State University and hung out for a while in Austin, so I guess you could say I get around.

I enjoy long walks on the beach and lying about things I enjoy.

Feel free to bring me presents, buy me beers, and tell me I'm pretty. 

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Little Woodrow's (The Heights)
2631 White Oak Dr
Houston, TX
77009
Wednesday, Jul 20, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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Hot Hot Heat
Stefanie

Hello. How are you? Thanks for coming to quiz last night. It was a good one. Had some strong scores. Some weak scores. Some cold beer. Some new rounds. Some sweaty people. We talked about Mick Jagger's balls too much. That's my bad. I hope I didn't scare you away. I know that I do that sometimes.  Just kidding. You know you love me. Be good out there, people. XOXO, Stefanie
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Well hi there, thanks for stopping by.

You look lovely today.

My name's Stefanie, I'm from Dallas originally and have been hanging out in Houston for four years and love this giant, beautiful city and all it has to offer. 

I went to Texas State University and hung out for a while in Austin, so I guess you could say I get around.

I enjoy long walks on the beach and lying about things I enjoy.

Feel free to bring me presents, buy me beers, and tell me I'm pretty. 

Follow me on:

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Little Woodrow's (The Heights)
2631 White Oak Dr
Houston, TX
77009
Wednesday, Jul 13, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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Don't Read This Blog
Stefanie

You're such a rebel. I like that about you. The best part of quiz last night? The Men in Black song. Most definitely.  That used to be my JAM. Let's not lie. It still is. I even know the whole dance. Not ashamed. Speaking of... Does anyone else feel like we are travelling backwards in time? List of things relevant 16 years ago that are back in the picture: Pokemon Blink-182 a Clinton running for Prez The Olympics (ok, this happens regularly, but it still counts) A Tarzan movie in the theaters Ummm...what else? I'm not being good at making
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Well hi there, thanks for stopping by.

You look lovely today.

My name's Stefanie, I'm from Dallas originally and have been hanging out in Houston for four years and love this giant, beautiful city and all it has to offer. 

I went to Texas State University and hung out for a while in Austin, so I guess you could say I get around.

I enjoy long walks on the beach and lying about things I enjoy.

Feel free to bring me presents, buy me beers, and tell me I'm pretty. 

Follow me on:

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Little Woodrow's (The Heights)
2631 White Oak Dr
Houston, TX
77009
Wednesday, Jul 06, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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Philadelphia SUCKS.
Stefanie

Slutty Hugs for everyone! I want to say thanks and BYEEEE to Slutty Hugs for coming to see me for quite some time now. One of the pillars of that team is leaving. And she was the one who corralled her friends to come out. So now they have no corrallor.  Is that a word? No. But it is now. So thanks, and bye Eva!  Have fun in Philly. The worst place in America. JK. Maybe. Whoa, did I just call out someone in a nice way on the blog? Yes, I did. It's happened before and it could happen again. It could even happen to you! Just continue to be
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Well hi there, thanks for stopping by.

You look lovely today.

My name's Stefanie, I'm from Dallas originally and have been hanging out in Houston for four years and love this giant, beautiful city and all it has to offer. 

I went to Texas State University and hung out for a while in Austin, so I guess you could say I get around.

I enjoy long walks on the beach and lying about things I enjoy.

Feel free to bring me presents, buy me beers, and tell me I'm pretty. 

Follow me on:

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Little Woodrow's (The Heights)
2631 White Oak Dr
Houston, TX
77009
Wednesday, Jun 29, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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El Spanisho!
Stefanie

Hola amigos! Muy caliente! And that's all the Spanish I know. Well... Pantalones. There. THAT is all the Spanish I know. Which is, like, totally sad.  I am a Texas girl, born and bred. I took FOUR YEARS of Spanish in college. And ya know what I got? NADA. I did not retain that shit for shit. I think Spanish was really hard for me because I felt like it's taught backwards from English. I am super, super English-grammar oriented. I know I can't pronounce stuff (I've gotten better!). But as far as the written word - it's kind of my jam. I mean,
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Well hi there, thanks for stopping by.

You look lovely today.

My name's Stefanie, I'm from Dallas originally and have been hanging out in Houston for four years and love this giant, beautiful city and all it has to offer. 

I went to Texas State University and hung out for a while in Austin, so I guess you could say I get around.

I enjoy long walks on the beach and lying about things I enjoy.

Feel free to bring me presents, buy me beers, and tell me I'm pretty. 

Follow me on:

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Little Woodrow's (The Heights)
2631 White Oak Dr
Houston, TX
77009
Wednesday, Jun 22, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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Let's Get Physical, Physical. Um, I mean Personal.
Stefanie

Things I believe in: Love. That people are people. That the color of your skin, the god you pray to, who you love, where you were born, or who you vote for doesn't define you. There are assholes in every walk of life. That hate fucking sucks. That people hate things they don't understand. That ignorance is not bliss. That people should educate themselves. That you should open your mind. That you should learn something new EVERY DAY. Kindness. Generosity. That my quizzers are the best on this planet. That I can't say "swish, swish, swish" after
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Well hi there, thanks for stopping by.

You look lovely today.

My name's Stefanie, I'm from Dallas originally and have been hanging out in Houston for four years and love this giant, beautiful city and all it has to offer. 

I went to Texas State University and hung out for a while in Austin, so I guess you could say I get around.

I enjoy long walks on the beach and lying about things I enjoy.

Feel free to bring me presents, buy me beers, and tell me I'm pretty. 

Follow me on:

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Little Woodrow's (The Heights)
2631 White Oak Dr
Houston, TX
77009
Wednesday, Jun 15, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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Welcome to Houston
Stefanie

Where it is hot.  As. Fuck. Yesterday was the worst. You told me. A million times. I get it. It's hot. It's sumer. It's HOUSTON. And the god damn sun is still up for almost an hour into quiz. But you soldiered through. Like the good little quizzers you are. So, congrats. "Hey how are you?" "Hot." Still better than: "Hey how are you?" "Sad." Lots of sad shit happening around the world. It's scary. It's fucked. It's terrible. I hope that your Wednesday night brings you a little happiness. A little
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Well hi there, thanks for stopping by.

You look lovely today.

My name's Stefanie, I'm from Dallas originally and have been hanging out in Houston for four years and love this giant, beautiful city and all it has to offer. 

I went to Texas State University and hung out for a while in Austin, so I guess you could say I get around.

I enjoy long walks on the beach and lying about things I enjoy.

Feel free to bring me presents, buy me beers, and tell me I'm pretty. 

Follow me on:

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Little Woodrow's (The Heights)
2631 White Oak Dr
Houston, TX
77009
Wednesday, Jun 08, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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Words are Hard!
Stefanie

STORY TIME: 8:00pm On a Wednesday (last night) Man and woman come up to me. MAN: "We quit." ME: "You quit? No! What? WHYYYY?" MAN: "Yes. We are old and tired and going home." ME. *siiiigh* "Fine, I understand, I too am old and tired. See you next week!" WOMAN: "You will! We love you! You are the reason we come here!" ME: "Oh, that is so sweet, thanks, I love you, too!" WOMAN: "In fact, my friend and I quote you, like, all the time!" ME: "What? You quote me? I'm quotable?"  WOMAN: "Yeah, one of the first times we came here you said 'Words are hard' and we thought that was hilarious so
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Well hi there, thanks for stopping by.

You look lovely today.

My name's Stefanie, I'm from Dallas originally and have been hanging out in Houston for four years and love this giant, beautiful city and all it has to offer. 

I went to Texas State University and hung out for a while in Austin, so I guess you could say I get around.

I enjoy long walks on the beach and lying about things I enjoy.

Feel free to bring me presents, buy me beers, and tell me I'm pretty. 

Follow me on:

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Little Woodrow's (The Heights)
2631 White Oak Dr
Houston, TX
77009
Wednesday, Jun 01, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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This One's For You
Stefanie

Ahoy matey's! This is a super special blog. Giving love to my regulars. ARE YOU READY?!? Slutty Hug - Congrats on your first place win! Was this your first at this venue? I can't remember. YAY YOU! SLUTTY HUGS FOR EVERYONE! Drinking Team With a Trivia Problem - Where the fuck was Gus? He's the best. You guys are also the best. Swifties - You did the worst you have ever done last night. There goes Jasons "we always win when I'm here" theory.  Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Shit -- You change your name every week, but this is my favorite. You guys
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Well hi there, thanks for stopping by.

You look lovely today.

My name's Stefanie, I'm from Dallas originally and have been hanging out in Houston for four years and love this giant, beautiful city and all it has to offer. 

I went to Texas State University and hung out for a while in Austin, so I guess you could say I get around.

I enjoy long walks on the beach and lying about things I enjoy.

Feel free to bring me presents, buy me beers, and tell me I'm pretty. 

Follow me on:

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Little Woodrow's (The Heights)
2631 White Oak Dr
Houston, TX
77009
Wednesday, May 25, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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Stef, I hosted quiz for you.
WillSalerno

Your quiz is odd. Everyone was polite. After round 6 I swear they formed a single file line to turn in their sheets. Multiple people asked me if I prefered them to hand me the sheet or for them to give it directly to Robert. At my quiz I get answer sheets thrown at me, and often they are damp. Not wet. Damp. And not always with water. They are queso damp. Speaking of Robert, wtf. You just have an incredibly capable guy who sits there and does all the hard work? I asked him twice if I could help and he said “No, I got this, but thanks!” At my bar, I get yelled
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At age 5, Will decided he wanted to be a scientist.

At age 29, Will became a scientist.

At age 30, Will realized he never wanted to be a scientist, he wanted to be in Starfleet.

At age 31, Will determined Starfleet was not an option.

Will is currently pursuing a career as a Time Lord.


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Little Woodrow's (The Heights)
2631 White Oak Dr
Houston, TX
77009
Wednesday, May 18, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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These Are a Few of My Favorite Things
Stefanie

My dogs. Your dogs. Any dogs, really. Dogs are the best. Babies. Your babies, preferably. No babies here. Until, like, years from now. Alcohol. Lots of it. Champagne, wine, vodka, beer.  You know - the basics. Daps. Hugs. Mean mugs. Shoulder shrugs. Wait, that's what Nelly likes. Good music. You adding to the good music. You playing pub quiz. You as a general collection of people. Books. Many leather bound books. The smell
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Well hi there, thanks for stopping by.

You look lovely today.

My name's Stefanie, I'm from Dallas originally and have been hanging out in Houston for four years and love this giant, beautiful city and all it has to offer. 

I went to Texas State University and hung out for a while in Austin, so I guess you could say I get around.

I enjoy long walks on the beach and lying about things I enjoy.

Feel free to bring me presents, buy me beers, and tell me I'm pretty. 

Follow me on:

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Little Woodrow's (The Heights)
2631 White Oak Dr
Houston, TX
77009
Wednesday, May 11, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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Stabbing Zone Ahead
Stefanie

Mercury is in Retrograde. Everyone is annoying. I almost stabbed *at least* three of you last night. I even sharpened ALL my pencils. They were so sharp. I had them. Right there. But most of you didn't fuck with me. So I didn't stab you. So, you're welcome. Moral of the story: Come to quiz. Probably don't get stabbed. See you next week. XOXO, Stefanie
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Well hi there, thanks for stopping by.

You look lovely today.

My name's Stefanie, I'm from Dallas originally and have been hanging out in Houston for four years and love this giant, beautiful city and all it has to offer. 

I went to Texas State University and hung out for a while in Austin, so I guess you could say I get around.

I enjoy long walks on the beach and lying about things I enjoy.

Feel free to bring me presents, buy me beers, and tell me I'm pretty. 

Follow me on:

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Little Woodrow's (The Heights)
2631 White Oak Dr
Houston, TX
77009
Wednesday, May 04, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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Thank You, Thank You, A Million Times, Thank You
Stefanie

Thank you for being a friendTraveled down the road and back againYour heart is true you're a pal and a confidantAnd if you threw a partyInvited everyone you ever knewYou would see the biggest gift would be from meAnd the card attached would say thank you for being a friend. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Thanks, guys! Last night was so fun. Like, the most fun ever. I told you there would be presents! There were. And cookies! SO MANY COOKIES! (Thanks, Robert!) And again - thank you. For all the past Wednesdays. And
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Well hi there, thanks for stopping by.

You look lovely today.

My name's Stefanie, I'm from Dallas originally and have been hanging out in Houston for four years and love this giant, beautiful city and all it has to offer. 

I went to Texas State University and hung out for a while in Austin, so I guess you could say I get around.

I enjoy long walks on the beach and lying about things I enjoy.

Feel free to bring me presents, buy me beers, and tell me I'm pretty. 

Follow me on:

Instagram

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Little Woodrow's (The Heights)
2631 White Oak Dr
Houston, TX
77009
Wednesday, Apr 27, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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Fresh QM of Woodrow's
Stefanie

Now, this is a story all about how My life got flipped, turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute To tell you how the story goes I'll tell you how I became your Quizmistress at Little Woodrow's In Houston Heights, Texas I was living my life A real job by day and slingin' quizzes at night Chill out maxin and relaxin all cool Keepin scores for this guy who was kind of a tool When a couple of times he said he couldn't make it Expected me to fill in, so I decided to take it Hosted once, and then twice, and it was totally fun So he said "Yo, take over full time, cuz I gotta run" I
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Well hi there, thanks for stopping by.

You look lovely today.

My name's Stefanie, I'm from Dallas originally and have been hanging out in Houston for four years and love this giant, beautiful city and all it has to offer. 

I went to Texas State University and hung out for a while in Austin, so I guess you could say I get around.

I enjoy long walks on the beach and lying about things I enjoy.

Feel free to bring me presents, buy me beers, and tell me I'm pretty. 

Follow me on:

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Little Woodrow's (The Heights)
2631 White Oak Dr
Houston, TX
77009
Wednesday, Apr 20, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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420 Yolo Blaze It
Stefanie

Alright, bitches. And non-bitches! You survived. The flood. The water. The rain. Life, in general. You did it. It's not easy. Look how many people have died this year. How many FAMOUS, AMAZING people. 2016: The year all the cool fucking people died. I don't want to talk about it. I'm just glad you're here. Gold star for you. You know what else? There were a fuck ton of you last night. A literal ton of fucking people. Ok, not literally. Because I literally hate when people say literally when they obviously mean figuratively.  What
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Well hi there, thanks for stopping by.

You look lovely today.

My name's Stefanie, I'm from Dallas originally and have been hanging out in Houston for four years and love this giant, beautiful city and all it has to offer. 

I went to Texas State University and hung out for a while in Austin, so I guess you could say I get around.

I enjoy long walks on the beach and lying about things I enjoy.

Feel free to bring me presents, buy me beers, and tell me I'm pretty. 

Follow me on:

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Little Woodrow's (The Heights)
2631 White Oak Dr
Houston, TX
77009
Wednesday, Apr 13, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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A Very Important Blog Posting
Stefanie

Hi. Guess what? It's Thursday. That means tomorrow is Friday. That's exciting. Aren't you excited? I know you are. You guys are always excited. A little TOO excited if you know what I mean. Do you know what I mean? I think you do. Because you are smart. S-M-R-T. Guess what else? I am in Dallas right now. Don't boo me! I know you did. I know how you roll. But yeah, I'm in Dallas. I'm gonna quiz tonight. I wish I could quiz with you guys sometime. Show you my knowledge. All of it. You would like it. I think. Don't
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Well hi there, thanks for stopping by.

You look lovely today.

My name's Stefanie, I'm from Dallas originally and have been hanging out in Houston for four years and love this giant, beautiful city and all it has to offer. 

I went to Texas State University and hung out for a while in Austin, so I guess you could say I get around.

I enjoy long walks on the beach and lying about things I enjoy.

Feel free to bring me presents, buy me beers, and tell me I'm pretty. 

Follow me on:

Instagram

Spotify